Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Shahrukh]

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Update-416(Bad News Continues)

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Main-Oye Randy Sun Chloe ki Kahaani bata mujhe taaki thoda idea aaye kya situation hai..Or bata bad news kya hai jiska jikar master ne kiya tha.

Randy - Ok sablog sunlo doobara nahi bataunga.. Chloe or Bovice dono he suru se he ek sath they yahaan par Bovice kind of train kartey they Chloe madam ko aisa bol lo caahe then young hue pyaar hua jo bahot jyaada lamba chala and finally unhone apna rista official kiya or husband or wife bane 8 saal pehle.

Rose - 8.5/saal Pehle actually..

Randy - Yeah shyaani matt ban i know Chloe mam k close thi tu..

Rose - She liked me more then you..

Randy - No she did not i was her favorite..

Main-Can you guys shut your bitchass up and focus on the story please..

Randy - Ok so Chloe madam league ki foreign minister thi kind of like league k bahaar jo bhi business, meetings, tasks yaa missions hotey they woh unke through hotey they. Mogui and Bovice k baad league ki sabse badi position par woh he thi..

Main-Damn.. Damnnn.. Damnnn..

Randy - Yeah. So then fast forward 4 saal Pehle actually madam ko gussa bahot aata hai jab kuch galat horaha ho or woh kuch naa kar paaein aisa he 4 saal Pehle hua ek High Command k judge ne league ki ek ladki ko marwa diya ab woh ladki Chloe madam k liye kaam karti thi kind of you know toh unhe bahot gussa aaya lekin high command judges bahot respected hotey hain underworld mein harr gang, clan, syndicate, societies sabko unki respect karni padti hai toh Chloe madam ne legal action lena caaha but kuch kar nahi paai Bovice Norman and Mogui masters bhi koi help nahi kar paaye toh gusse mein madam ne uss judge ko Thok diya..Sabke saamne cold blood mein..

Main-What the fuckk..

Randy - Yeah she is crazy like that. So ab judge ko maara jo bad news hai like bad bad.. Issliye unko hogayi jail jisme again Norman Bovice and Mogui koi help nahi kar paaye actually wohlog toh caahtey they ki madam jail jaaye..

Ye sunke sabke munh se ek sath nikala..

Sab-What the fuckkkkk...

Main-Bhai ye mere dimag k liye bhi jyaada horaha hai ab..Kyun jail bhejna caahtey they masters Chloe ko??

Randy - Ye he toh bad news hai jiska jikar Master ne kiya tha actually Jo High Command judge marra uska death contract pata hai kiske pass tha??

Main-Kiske.?

Randy -Harris..

Main-Harris.. Harris naam toh suna hua hai bc.. Oh bhenchod ye woh book waala Harris toh nahi hai jiske baare mein main padh raha tha uss din..Fuck.

Randy - Yes sir wahi Harris.

Kevin-Harris Roy??The man the myth the legend..

Randy - Yep..

Kevin - Fucking hell..

Randy - Yeah so tumlog baaki munh bandh karo batata hun Harris kon hai. Harris actually ek hitman hai legendary hitman jo humein start mein basic training ki books milti haina Rank 3 par usme 2 books Harris k uppar he likhi gayi hain he is an legend in this line.. Harris "MC" clan kaa co leader hai, he is an expert in Karate, judo, taekwondo, jiu jitsu, mua thai, tai chi, krav maga, kung fu, aikido and 12 more martial arts forms. So Harris k pass uss judge kaa Death contract tha matlab woh Chloe madam ko maarne waala tha issliye Mogui Bovice and Norman masters ne madam ko jail jaane diya jisase madam orr bhi gussa hui and league se apne connections todd liye tabse woh kissi se nahi milli hain humaare yahaan se.

Chang-What woh sab chhodo ye batao ??? Ye Harris Insaan hai yaa kya hai ye??

Randy -Harris is an legend on these streets. Woh apne ussulon kaa pakka hai woh harr kuch rules k under he karta hai. Woh ab retired hai keval training deta hai or clan ko sambhalta hai..

Main-Oh hell yeah finally ek good news..Saala acha hua retire hogaya.

Randy - Nope.. Woh retired hai but ussne Chloe madam ko promise kiya tha ki jab bhi woh prison se bahaar aaengi Harris uska wait kar raha hoga he will hunt her down at any cost..Kyunki Harris hates Bovice issliye woh badla Chloe madam se lega..

Main-Bhenchod ye mission bad se worst or abtoh worst se bhi niche chala gaya hai maadarchod..Koi toh aisi news do be jisase ye mission easy hojaae..

Randy - Woh toh nahi ho paaega..

Main-Tu bhosdk ye plane se kudd kyun nahi jaata..

Randy - Woh bhi nahi ho paaega..

Main-Gandu..

Ab main raatko theek se soya nahi tha toh maine plane mein nind puri ki apni. Humlog shyaam 4 baje Vietnamese time Haiphong city airport par land hue jahaan Jake jo abhi pichle mission mein humaare sath tha woh Airport par humaara wait kar raha tha 2 gaadiyon k sath.. Dusari gaadi humein khud drive karni thi toh Jake k sath Main Randy Abeer Snow and Rose aaye baaki log dusari gaadi mein gaye..

Jake-Itani yaad aai kya boss meri jo waapis aagaye aaplog.

Main-Yeah bc puch matt kitani yaad aai teri yaad - 2 mein gand fatt gayi or aana padda..

Jake - Hehehe.. Waise boss haiphong mein kya kaam aagaya ab aapko??

Main-Prisonbreak..

Jake-Acha konsi prison se??

Main-Haiphong State Prison..

Ye sun Jake ne turant break maari or muddke mujhe ghurra..

Main - Tere thobde se lag raha hai tu koi bad news dene waala hai.

Jake - Bahot bad news boss haiphong state prison se kissi ko bahaar nikaalna impossible hai.. It is the most guarded prison of Vietnam..Pichle 15 saal se koi bhaag nahi paaya hai yahaan se, bhaagne k chakkar mein bahot se log apni jaan jarur ganwaa chuke hain..

Main-Bhenchod koi good news bhi dedo be sablog same bakchodi faink rahe ho.. Koi toh aisa kuch bolo jisase ye mission easy ho..

Jake - Boss Easy nahi impossible hoga..

Main-Shut the fuck up..

Humlog finally ek bade se ghar k saamne rukke chalo bhenchod ghar toh badhiya hai rehne k liye dusari gaadi pehle he aa chuki thi humlog bhi aae andar toh sablog hall mein he wait kar rahe they..

Main-Toh beta Jake sun mujhe caahiye information uss prison ko leke kahaan hai kaise hai kyun hai kab hai, samjha prison k kone kone k blooprints caahiye mujhe wahaan kya hota hai kaise hota hai konsa guard kya karta hai sab details caahiye a to z.

Jake-Ok boss..

Main-Also kissi ko khabar takk nahi honi chahiye ki ye sab main karwa raha hun..

Jake-Don't worry boss i got this.

Main - Good.. Lets get to work guys.

Continued..

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[Lib am]

Update-416(Bad News Continues)

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Main-Oye Randy Sun Chloe ki Kahaani bata mujhe taaki thoda idea aaye kya situation hai..Or bata bad news kya hai jiska jikar master ne kiya tha.

Randy - Ok sablog sunlo doobara nahi bataunga.. Chloe or Bovice dono he suru se he ek sath they yahaan par Bovice kind of train kartey they Chloe madam ko aisa bol lo caahe then young hue pyaar hua jo bahot jyaada lamba chala and finally unhone apna rista official kiya or husband or wife bane 8 saal pehle.

Rose - 8.5/saal Pehle actually..

Randy - Yeah shyaani matt ban i know Chloe mam k close thi tu..

Rose - She liked me more then you..

Randy - No she did not i was her favorite..

Main-Can you guys shut your bitchass up and focus on the story please..

Randy - Ok so Chloe madam league ki foreign minister thi kind of like league k bahaar jo bhi business, meetings, tasks yaa missions hotey they woh unke through hotey they. Mogui and Bovice k baad league ki sabse badi position par woh he thi..

Main-Damn.. Damnnn.. Damnnn..

Randy - Yeah. So then fast forward 4 saal Pehle actually madam ko gussa bahot aata hai jab kuch galat horaha ho or woh kuch naa kar paaein aisa he 4 saal Pehle hua ek High Command k judge ne league ki ek ladki ko marwa diya ab woh ladki Chloe madam k liye kaam karti thi kind of you know toh unhe bahot gussa aaya lekin high command judges bahot respected hotey hain underworld mein harr gang, clan, syndicate, societies sabko unki respect karni padti hai toh Chloe madam ne legal action lena caaha but kuch kar nahi paai Bovice Norman and Mogui masters bhi koi help nahi kar paaye toh gusse mein madam ne uss judge ko Thok diya..Sabke saamne cold blood mein..

Main-What the fuckk..

Randy - Yeah she is crazy like that. So ab judge ko maara jo bad news hai like bad bad.. Issliye unko hogayi jail jisme again Norman Bovice and Mogui koi help nahi kar paaye actually wohlog toh caahtey they ki madam jail jaaye..

Ye sunke sabke munh se ek sath nikala..

Sab-What the fuckkkkk...

Main-Bhai ye mere dimag k liye bhi jyaada horaha hai ab..Kyun jail bhejna caahtey they masters Chloe ko??

Randy - Ye he toh bad news hai jiska jikar Master ne kiya tha actually Jo High Command judge marra uska death contract pata hai kiske pass tha??

Main-Kiske.?

Randy -Harris..

Main-Harris.. Harris naam toh suna hua hai bc.. Oh bhenchod ye woh book waala Harris toh nahi hai jiske baare mein main padh raha tha uss din..Fuck.

Randy - Yes sir wahi Harris.

Kevin-Harris Roy??The man the myth the legend..

Randy - Yep..

Kevin - Fucking hell..

Randy - Yeah so tumlog baaki munh bandh karo batata hun Harris kon hai. Harris actually ek hitman hai legendary hitman jo humein start mein basic training ki books milti haina Rank 3 par usme 2 books Harris k uppar he likhi gayi hain he is an legend in this line.. Harris "MC" clan kaa co leader hai, he is an expert in Karate, judo, taekwondo, jiu jitsu, mua thai, tai chi, krav maga, kung fu, aikido and 12 more martial arts forms. So Harris k pass uss judge kaa Death contract tha matlab woh Chloe madam ko maarne waala tha issliye Mogui Bovice and Norman masters ne madam ko jail jaane diya jisase madam orr bhi gussa hui and league se apne connections todd liye tabse woh kissi se nahi milli hain humaare yahaan se.

Chang-What woh sab chhodo ye batao ??? Ye Harris Insaan hai yaa kya hai ye??

Randy -Harris is an legend on these streets. Woh apne ussulon kaa pakka hai woh harr kuch rules k under he karta hai. Woh ab retired hai keval training deta hai or clan ko sambhalta hai..

Main-Oh hell yeah finally ek good news..Saala acha hua retire hogaya.

Randy - Nope.. Woh retired hai but ussne Chloe madam ko promise kiya tha ki jab bhi woh prison se bahaar aaengi Harris uska wait kar raha hoga he will hunt her down at any cost..Kyunki Harris hates Bovice issliye woh badla Chloe madam se lega..

Main-Bhenchod ye mission bad se worst or abtoh worst se bhi niche chala gaya hai maadarchod..Koi toh aisi news do be jisase ye mission easy hojaae..

Randy - Woh toh nahi ho paaega..

Main-Tu bhosdk ye plane se kudd kyun nahi jaata..

Randy - Woh bhi nahi ho paaega..

Main-Gandu..

Ab main raatko theek se soya nahi tha toh maine plane mein nind puri ki apni. Humlog shyaam 4 baje Vietnamese time Haiphong city airport par land hue jahaan Jake jo abhi pichle mission mein humaare sath tha woh Airport par humaara wait kar raha tha 2 gaadiyon k sath.. Dusari gaadi humein khud drive karni thi toh Jake k sath Main Randy Abeer Snow and Rose aaye baaki log dusari gaadi mein gaye..

Jake-Itani yaad aai kya boss meri jo waapis aagaye aaplog.

Main-Yeah bc puch matt kitani yaad aai teri yaad - 2 mein gand fatt gayi or aana padda..

Jake - Hehehe.. Waise boss haiphong mein kya kaam aagaya ab aapko??

Main-Prisonbreak..

Jake-Acha konsi prison se??

Main-Haiphong State Prison..

Ye sun Jake ne turant break maari or muddke mujhe ghurra..

Main - Tere thobde se lag raha hai tu koi bad news dene waala hai.

Jake - Bahot bad news boss haiphong state prison se kissi ko bahaar nikaalna impossible hai.. It is the most guarded prison of Vietnam..Pichle 15 saal se koi bhaag nahi paaya hai yahaan se, bhaagne k chakkar mein bahot se log apni jaan jarur ganwaa chuke hain..

Main-Bhenchod koi good news bhi dedo be sablog same bakchodi faink rahe ho.. Koi toh aisa kuch bolo jisase ye mission easy ho..

Jake - Boss Easy nahi impossible hoga..

Main-Shut the fuck up..

Humlog finally ek bade se ghar k saamne rukke chalo bhenchod ghar toh badhiya hai rehne k liye dusari gaadi pehle he aa chuki thi humlog bhi aae andar toh sablog hall mein he wait kar rahe they..

Main-Toh beta Jake sun mujhe caahiye information uss prison ko leke kahaan hai kaise hai kyun hai kab hai, samjha prison k kone kone k blooprints caahiye mujhe wahaan kya hota hai kaise hota hai konsa guard kya karta hai sab details caahiye a to z.

Jake-Ok boss..

Main-Also kissi ko khabar takk nahi honi chahiye ki ye sab main karwa raha hun..

Jake-Don't worry boss i got this.

Main - Good.. Lets get to work guys.

Continued..

Ek aur impossible mission ko possible karne waala hai AP ya iss baar kuch gadbad hone waali hai, kuch to jabardast hone waala hai. Mast.

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Zabardast update

 

[Malik_fari02]

Update-415(Bad News)
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Main-Ok wait a second agar Chloe madam khud nahi aana chaahti toh main kaise leke aaunga unko??

Mogui - I don't know, ye tumhara kaam hai toh tum socho kaise leke aaoge.. But remember Chloe kabhi bhi raaji nahi hogi bahaar aane k liye because let's just say..

Main-She hates you guys..

Mogui - Kind of yes mostly Bovice but yeah she hates us.But agar tum usko bahaar leke aajaatey ho toh aage kaa kaam humaara hai don't worry about that.. Tum bus bahaar leke aao usko..

Main-Nice. Nice..

Mogui - Also Remember she is insane at combat so agar uske sath fight hogayi jo hogi he tumhaari agar bahaar laaoge toh bhi toh woh tumhe maarke he rukkegi..

Main-Oh that's nice to hear.. Thanks for letting me know.. Bahot acha hai ye toh..

Boe-Stop complaining AP..

Main-I am not complaining.. Not at all but jaise aap describe kar rahe ho ye koi mission nahi impossible task lag raha hai..

Boe - Tum ye kar shaktey ho..

Main-Oh yeah main kuch bhi kar shakta hun..

Boe - Bus toh baaki sab tum figure out karo.. Just remember humein Chloe yahan caahiye kissi bhi keemat par or woh bhi sabki naak k niche se kissi ko ye nahi pata chalna chahiye ki ye humaara kaam hai..

Main-Ok ok..Or koi bad news??

Boe - Yeah sabse important news toh tumhe Randy bataaega.. Tumlog jab mann kare kaam par lag shaktey ho.. You can take anyone you want from league with you..

Main-Ok master. Don't worry beshak this is hard but we got this..

Bovice - We trust you..Get to work..

Ye sunke humlog niche aaye hallway mein or main waapis ghar ki taraf chal padda..

Randy - Abe exercise toh karle..

Main-Lund karle exercise bhosdk hogayi exercise.. Kya he mission dediya bolo usko jail se nikaalo jo khud jail se nikalna nahi chaahti woh bhi Asia ki one of the hardest prisons mein se woh bhi bina ye show kiye ki humlog kon hain..And madam insanely trained bhi hain..

Randy - Bahot jyaada insane bhai Chloe madam literally cracked hain harr skills mein hand to hand, mele, guns anything you name it and she is an expert in that..

Main-Or bhosdk chalo master ne kabhi nahi bataya tu toh bata shakta tha ki master ki ek wife bhi hai..

Randy - Aise unnecessary information nahi deta main jiski jarurat naa ho..

Main-Bhosdk jarurat kabhi bhi padd shakti hai jaise ab ekdum se padd gayi marr gayi naa gand..

Randy - Chill out be tu kuch naa kuch figure out karlega..

Main - Karna he padega.. Orr kon karega.. Lets go nikalte hain bc pehle pata hota toh Vietnam se aatey he nahi ab 8 ghantey ki Flight firse leke waapis Vietnam jaao..

Randy - Yep true bc. Isme main tere sath hun..

Humlog ghar aaye waapis..

Main-(Chilaake) Wake the fuck up guys.. Lets go wake up.. Rose Ami Claire Snow wake the fuck up you lazy dumb fucks..

Uppar se ek ek karke Woh chaaron bahaar aai..

Ami-Morning..

Main-15 minutes Vietnam k liye nikal rahe hain humlog jo 15 minutes mein yahaan millega ready hoke keval woh he mere sath aaraha hai..

Maine itana bola tha uske baar toh bc koi dikha he nahi mujhe sablog apne - 2 room mein ghuss gaye main apne room mein aaya nahaake kapde change kiye and seedha niche aaya toh niche hall mein sablog ready they literally sablog.. Abeer takk ready khadda tha..

Main-Tu kahaan bhosdk??

Abeer-Vietnam..

Main-Abe aise bina permission mission par nahi jaa shakta tu bc..

Abeer - Master ne kya bola tha abhi?? Ki tu league mein se kissi ko bhi apne sath le jaa shakta hai..

Main-Oh yeah bc that's right main kissi ko bhi lejaa shakta hun. Let's go then..

Randy - Fuck yeah.

Chang - Plane ready hai boss..

Main-Let's go ..

Humlog sab nikale wahaan se, 6 baj gaye they subah k bc ab firse vietnam jaana tha or ye mission toh bhenchod or jyaada pechida tha mujhe abtak samjh mein nahi aaraha tha ki kya hoga or kaise hoga kyun hoga. Lekin ab master ne bola tha toh karna toh padega he. Humaara plane ready tha toh humlog k aatey he take off kar gaya tha plane..

Main-Oye Randy Jake ko inform kardey ki humlog aarahe hain.. Or bhenchod bolna ab officially aarahe hain toh dhang ki gaadi or dhangkaa rehna khaana caahiye maadarchod warna pehle usko he thokdunga..

Randy - Maine already boldiya tha..

Main-Good. Kyunki abki baar woh jhant bharr kaa khaana nahi khaane waala main or naa he woh trash ass jagahon mein rehne waala main. Bhenchod jungle, slump pata nahi kahaan-2 rehna padda.. Issiliye i fucking hate Vietnam bc that place is trash..

Randy - Hard agree bc hard agree..So koi plan socha hai?

Main-Kaaeka plan be kuch jaankaari toh milne dey abhi bina baat kiska plan banaalun naa mujhe Chloe k baare mein maalum hai naa mujhe haiphong city k baare mein maalum hai naa mujhe haiphong city prison k baare mein maalum hai toh bc aise he kaise plan bana lunga bhalla, wahaan jaaenge thodi information collect karenge then dekhenge kya situation hai kya ho shakta hai kaise ho shakta hai harr baat ko dhyaan mein rakhtey hue then koi plan under construction hoga..

Randy - Ok ok.. Lamba process hai matlab.. Lekin bc tu toh seconds mein plan bana leta haina?? Woh kaise?

Main-Abe ye sab jaankaari aane k baad toh main seconds mein bhi bana lunga plan, woh badi baat nahi hai. But generally it depends on the situation ki bhai situation kitani hard hai or exceptions kitane hain. Ab dekh normal jail break hota toh main 10 seconds mein plan bata deta tujhe lekin ab yahaan exceptions dekh kitane hain first woh prison near impossible hai for a jailbreak, second hum openly ye sab nahi kar shaktey third hum pehchaan mein bhi nahi aa shaktey fourth Chloe madam khud nahi bahaar aana caahti fifth Chloe madam ek insane fighter hain .. So in sabko dhyaan mein rakhtey hue koi plan banana padega bc halwa thodi hai..

Randy - Dafukkk..

Main-I know i know.

Continued..

Update-416(Bad News Continues)

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Main-Oye Randy Sun Chloe ki Kahaani bata mujhe taaki thoda idea aaye kya situation hai..Or bata bad news kya hai jiska jikar master ne kiya tha.

Randy - Ok sablog sunlo doobara nahi bataunga.. Chloe or Bovice dono he suru se he ek sath they yahaan par Bovice kind of train kartey they Chloe madam ko aisa bol lo caahe then young hue pyaar hua jo bahot jyaada lamba chala and finally unhone apna rista official kiya or husband or wife bane 8 saal pehle.

Rose - 8.5/saal Pehle actually..

Randy - Yeah shyaani matt ban i know Chloe mam k close thi tu..

Rose - She liked me more then you..

Randy - No she did not i was her favorite..

Main-Can you guys shut your bitchass up and focus on the story please..

Randy - Ok so Chloe madam league ki foreign minister thi kind of like league k bahaar jo bhi business, meetings, tasks yaa missions hotey they woh unke through hotey they. Mogui and Bovice k baad league ki sabse badi position par woh he thi..

Main-Damn.. Damnnn.. Damnnn..

Randy - Yeah. So then fast forward 4 saal Pehle actually madam ko gussa bahot aata hai jab kuch galat horaha ho or woh kuch naa kar paaein aisa he 4 saal Pehle hua ek High Command k judge ne league ki ek ladki ko marwa diya ab woh ladki Chloe madam k liye kaam karti thi kind of you know toh unhe bahot gussa aaya lekin high command judges bahot respected hotey hain underworld mein harr gang, clan, syndicate, societies sabko unki respect karni padti hai toh Chloe madam ne legal action lena caaha but kuch kar nahi paai Bovice Norman and Mogui masters bhi koi help nahi kar paaye toh gusse mein madam ne uss judge ko Thok diya..Sabke saamne cold blood mein..

Main-What the fuckk..

Randy - Yeah she is crazy like that. So ab judge ko maara jo bad news hai like bad bad.. Issliye unko hogayi jail jisme again Norman Bovice and Mogui koi help nahi kar paaye actually wohlog toh caahtey they ki madam jail jaaye..

Ye sunke sabke munh se ek sath nikala..

Sab-What the fuckkkkk...

Main-Bhai ye mere dimag k liye bhi jyaada horaha hai ab..Kyun jail bhejna caahtey they masters Chloe ko??

Randy - Ye he toh bad news hai jiska jikar Master ne kiya tha actually Jo High Command judge marra uska death contract pata hai kiske pass tha??

Main-Kiske.?

Randy -Harris..

Main-Harris.. Harris naam toh suna hua hai bc.. Oh bhenchod ye woh book waala Harris toh nahi hai jiske baare mein main padh raha tha uss din..Fuck.

Randy - Yes sir wahi Harris.

Kevin-Harris Roy??The man the myth the legend..

Randy - Yep..

Kevin - Fucking hell..

Randy - Yeah so tumlog baaki munh bandh karo batata hun Harris kon hai. Harris actually ek hitman hai legendary hitman jo humein start mein basic training ki books milti haina Rank 3 par usme 2 books Harris k uppar he likhi gayi hain he is an legend in this line.. Harris "MC" clan kaa co leader hai, he is an expert in Karate, judo, taekwondo, jiu jitsu, mua thai, tai chi, krav maga, kung fu, aikido and 12 more martial arts forms. So Harris k pass uss judge kaa Death contract tha matlab woh Chloe madam ko maarne waala tha issliye Mogui Bovice and Norman masters ne madam ko jail jaane diya jisase madam orr bhi gussa hui and league se apne connections todd liye tabse woh kissi se nahi milli hain humaare yahaan se.

Chang-What woh sab chhodo ye batao ??? Ye Harris Insaan hai yaa kya hai ye??

Randy -Harris is an legend on these streets. Woh apne ussulon kaa pakka hai woh harr kuch rules k under he karta hai. Woh ab retired hai keval training deta hai or clan ko sambhalta hai..

Main-Oh hell yeah finally ek good news..Saala acha hua retire hogaya.

Randy - Nope.. Woh retired hai but ussne Chloe madam ko promise kiya tha ki jab bhi woh prison se bahaar aaengi Harris uska wait kar raha hoga he will hunt her down at any cost..Kyunki Harris hates Bovice issliye woh badla Chloe madam se lega..

Main-Bhenchod ye mission bad se worst or abtoh worst se bhi niche chala gaya hai maadarchod..Koi toh aisi news do be jisase ye mission easy hojaae..

Randy - Woh toh nahi ho paaega..

Main-Tu bhosdk ye plane se kudd kyun nahi jaata..

Randy - Woh bhi nahi ho paaega..

Main-Gandu..

Ab main raatko theek se soya nahi tha toh maine plane mein nind puri ki apni. Humlog shyaam 4 baje Vietnamese time Haiphong city airport par land hue jahaan Jake jo abhi pichle mission mein humaare sath tha woh Airport par humaara wait kar raha tha 2 gaadiyon k sath.. Dusari gaadi humein khud drive karni thi toh Jake k sath Main Randy Abeer Snow and Rose aaye baaki log dusari gaadi mein gaye..

Jake-Itani yaad aai kya boss meri jo waapis aagaye aaplog.

Main-Yeah bc puch matt kitani yaad aai teri yaad - 2 mein gand fatt gayi or aana padda..

Jake - Hehehe.. Waise boss haiphong mein kya kaam aagaya ab aapko??

Main-Prisonbreak..

Jake-Acha konsi prison se??

Main-Haiphong State Prison..

Ye sun Jake ne turant break maari or muddke mujhe ghurra..

Main - Tere thobde se lag raha hai tu koi bad news dene waala hai.

Jake - Bahot bad news boss haiphong state prison se kissi ko bahaar nikaalna impossible hai.. It is the most guarded prison of Vietnam..Pichle 15 saal se koi bhaag nahi paaya hai yahaan se, bhaagne k chakkar mein bahot se log apni jaan jarur ganwaa chuke hain..

Main-Bhenchod koi good news bhi dedo be sablog same bakchodi faink rahe ho.. Koi toh aisa kuch bolo jisase ye mission easy ho..

Jake - Boss Easy nahi impossible hoga..

Main-Shut the fuck up..

Humlog finally ek bade se ghar k saamne rukke chalo bhenchod ghar toh badhiya hai rehne k liye dusari gaadi pehle he aa chuki thi humlog bhi aae andar toh sablog hall mein he wait kar rahe they..

Main-Toh beta Jake sun mujhe caahiye information uss prison ko leke kahaan hai kaise hai kyun hai kab hai, samjha prison k kone kone k blooprints caahiye mujhe wahaan kya hota hai kaise hota hai konsa guard kya karta hai sab details caahiye a to z.

Jake-Ok boss..

Main-Also kissi ko khabar takk nahi honi chahiye ki ye sab main karwa raha hun..

Jake-Don't worry boss i got this.

Main - Good.. Lets get to work guys.

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Update-417( IMPOSSIBLE??)

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Jabtak Jake information ikatha kar raha tha tab main online uss prison par research kar raha tha or bhenchod sab theek he keh rahe they that prison is almonst impossible to escape holy fuck that's a war base.

Randy - Yep things are getting interesting..

Main-Interesting?? Bhosdk what the fuck we got ourselves into this shit is fucking crazy.. Bhenchod deewar dekh iss prison ki bhosdk great wall of China hai maano, how the fuck are we supposed to get in there and then get out here..

Randy - No idea bc.. Tu teri research continue rakh..

Maine Kuch derr or research ki uske Uppar then sabne dinner kiya and finally Jake aagaya raat 11 baje toh humsablog ikatha hue details k liye..

Jake - So boss suru basic se kartey hain woh prison city se outside almost 25 Kms durr ek jungle type area mein hai..

Main-Oh perfect matlab backup aane mein time lagega agar hum kuch kartey hain toh..

Jake-Well yes lekin boss wahaan backup ki jarurat nahi padti kyunki harr shift mein wahaan par 210 Guards active rehtey hain outside mein armed and dangerous..

Main-What the fuck.. Wait wait wait 210 you said..

Jake-Yeah 210 I said..

Randy - What the fuck.. Chalo be waapis chaltey hain fuck that shit..

Main-210 bhenchod.. Fucking hell..

Jake-Or mostly guards ye unche-2 towers mein hotey hain jahaan se woh sab dekh shaktey hain lekin unhe koi nahi dekh shakta..

Main-Bhenchod fir kahaan backup ki jarurat padegi..

Jake -Then chaaron taraf prison deewaron se ghirri hai pehle bahaar ek 16 Feet unchi or 1.5 feet choudi deewar hai jiske uppar 1 feet unchi barbed wire hai jisme 24×7 electric current chalta rehta hai jisse cut karna impossible hai. Then uske baad dusari deewar hai 12 feet unchi same 1 feet barbed wire with current..

Main-Main seriously Randy k waapis jaane waali baat ko consider kar raha hun at this point..

Jake - Then boss 3 check posts hain unke through jaaye bina koi bahar se andar yaa andar se bahaar nahi jaa shakta..

Main-Yaani deewaron se nahi bhaag shaktey..

Jake - Nope..

Main-Kachre ki gaadi??Khaane ki gaadi? Baaki koi samaan ki gaadiyaan?? Prisoners ko drop karne aane waali gaadiyaan??

Jake - Same process hai boss harr vehicles 2 check points bahaar and 3no check posts par andar search hota hai or search se mera matlab hai like harr kona check hoga or ye kaam harr vehicle par harr baar hota hai caahe vehicle president kaa ho..

Main-Ok. Yaani bhaag gaadiyon k through bhi nahi shaktey..

Jake-Nope..

Main-Koi pipelines?? Sewers?? Anything like that??

Jake - Yeah pipelines haina..

Main-Oh fuck finally bhenchod kuch toh milla..

Jake - Khuss matt hoiye boss pipelines hain jarur lekin sab armoured steel ki bani hai jinhe kaatne k liye aapko bahot jyaada badi machines caahiye hogi..

Main-Maadarchod tu sun be puri baat bata diya kar aise jhuthi hope matt dey Gandu.

Jake-Sorry boss.

Main-Matlab bhaag pipes se bhi nahi shaktey..

Jake - Nope..

Main-Ok safaai waale yaa or koi workers toh andar aatey honge unka getup leke bhi nahi jaa shaktey??

Jake - boss harr guard or worker ko andar aane or Baahar jaane k liye 1 jagah apne fingerprints and dusri jagah ek password bataana padta hai jo harr worker k liye alag hota hai..

Randy - Matlab bhaag yahaan se bhi nahi shaktey..

Jake-Nope..

Randy - Nope k lawde tune yahaan baithtey - 2 saare plans cancel karwaadiye hain bhosdk..

Jake - Ab main kya karun boss or koi plan bataaiye..

Main-Bhosdk mere pass Harry Potter waali woh bedsheet hai jo odh lene se banda gayab hojaata hai uske through aajaaenge..

Jake-Nahi boss main gate or second gate dono par sensors lage hain jo aapko catch karlenge..

Main-Maadarchod..

Maine Jake ki he banduk cheen k uske munh k uppar lagaa di..

Jake - Just kidding boss just kidding..

Chang - Bhai.. Kuch toh aisa bata jo helpful ho..

Jake - Boss bola toh tha wahaan se nikalna impossible hai..

Main - Oh i got an idea.. What about medical conditions??Checkup k liye toh bahaar lejaatey honge..

Jake - Boss prison k andar literally ek multispeciality hospital bana hua hai jiske andar literally harr bimaari kaa ilaaj hai.. Issliye jab koi ekdum serious case ho usse he city k hospital mein lejaaya jaata hai.. Or serious doctors khud decide kartey hain..Hospital mein 14 doctors and 10-12 nurses kaa staff hai and again sablog fingerprints and codes k bina entry yaa exit nahi kar shaktey.

Main-Oye Randy master ko inform kar humlog waapis jaa rahe hain..

Randy - Yahi karna padega bhai.. Prison hai yaa kya hai bhenchod.. Kya he bana diya hai..

Jake-Ok ye toh hui prison ki details Chloe jinke baare mein aapne information laane ko kaha tha so Chloe prison kaa ek main face hain prison mein kaafi saare groups bane hue hain prisoners k jisme se ek group Chloe ne bhi banaaya hai or woh group prison k top 3 groups mein hai kaafi prisoners hain uske sath..

Main-Oho ho toh madam andar mafia boss bhi hain bhenchod bahaar kya kam musibatein thi jo ab andar bhi gand marrne lagi ab madam ko unki gang k bichmein se bhenchod main kaise gayab kardun maadarchod Doctor strange samjha hai kya..Bhenchod kitane plan banaun sab flop hogaye Bantey he..

Randy - Soch be kuch toh soch..

Main -Ok lets start fresh i am AP bhenchod main kuch bhi kar shakta hun..

Kevin - Yes you can..

Main-Yes so let's calm down. Tumlog jaao be sojaao main dhund lunga kuch naa kuch..

Abeer-Sure??

Main-Yep.. Don't worry jaao i need silence.. Jake ye papers chhodke jaa..Jaao jaao be quick..

Raat 12 baje woh sablog apne - 2 rooms mein gaye or main idhar laga kaam par. Dekho i know main AP hun or main seconds mein plan bana leta hun yaa main kuch bhi kar shakta hun i am insane lekin yahaan main khud maan raha tha ki this shit is impossible no fucking way bhenchod yahaan kaam karega mera dimag. Dimag kya karega bhenchod koi option he naa hai jab..

Lawda tu AP nahi hai tu Merchant Of Death hai bhosdk, AP haar maan shakta hai MOD nahi..

You are right bhenchod, afterall I am The Merchant Of Death i can do it.. Maadarchod ab toh karke he rahunga.. Fuck this shit..

Continued.

 

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Update-418(The Godlike Plan)

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418

Ab main Jake k laaye papers padhne laga blooprints study karne laga prison ki foundations padhne laga.. Main prison k andar tha yahaan baithtey - 2 maine harr angle laga liya tha lekin koi bhi plan fit nahi baith raha tha kya sachmein bhenchod impossible hai?? Bc mere liye kuch bhi impossible nahi hai..

Main-Dimag maadarchod kahaan so raha hai tu bhosdk wake the fuck up 5 ghantey hogaye hain maadarchod wake up.. Wake the fuck up.. Kuch toh bol..

Or kya bolun ab bhai saare plans fail hochuke hain..

Main-Abe kuch toh dhang kaa soch.. Ye sun..ek second.. Ek second.. Wait a fucking second..Woh medical reports kahaan hain prisoners ki..

Woh saamne toh paddi hai uthaale..

Main-Hospital staff details and blooprints..?

Woh bhi saamne he hain..

Main-Thanks bhai dimag..

Ab mujhe aaya ek or idea lekin abki baar idea strong tha main firse ghussa details mein or subah 6 baje takk mere pass ek idea tha jo seedha flop nahi hua..

Main-Finally bhenchod..

Main chilaata hua bed se utha..

Main-Utho be oye Jake wake the fuck up..Randy.. Chang..

Meri awaaj sun sabse pehle Chang apne room se bahaar aaya..

Main-Sabko jaga main fresh hoke aata hun..

Main waapis room mein aaya fresh hua and hath munh dhoke niche aaya toh sablog aadhi nind mein baithe they hall mein..

Randy - Kya hua??Chalein waapis??

Main-Lund mera waapis jaaega bhosdk i am back.. Plan mill gaya hai..

Ye sunte he sabki nind udd gayi or wohlog aankhein faad mujhe ghurrne lage..

Main-Yeah bhosdk plan mill gaya hai..

Randy - Jaldi bata kaise??

Main-Hospital k through he...

Jake - Boss hospital k through nikalna impossible hai kal bataaya toh tha..Fake injury yaa fake illness nahi kar shaktey wahaan sab check hone k baad he bheja jaaega woh bhi tab jab uss bimaari kaa ilaaj naa ho unke pass or ilaaj humesha hota hai unke pass..

Main-Maadarchod negative lawde tu chup he reh warna thok dunga..Injuries fake nahi hogi bhosdk real hogi..

Randy - Tu plan bata be..

Main - So suru se suno main prison k andar jaaunga prisoner banke.. Yaani ki main fake prisoner banke prison k andar jaaunga itana toh karwa shakta hai naa tu??Private prison hai bc paise dega toh kissi bhi prisoner ko rakhenge wohlog main ROW kaa agent banke jaaunga jisane crime kiya hai..

Randy - Ho toh jaaega lekin lawde madam ko nikaalne k chakkar mein tu andar matt reh jaana warna tujhe kaise nikaalenge bhosdk...

Main-Hatt be main bus 1 week k liye jail jaaunga. Papers k hissab se 1 week baad meri shifting honi hai out of Vietnam tabtak mujhe iss jail mein bheja jaaraha hai.. Pagal nahi hun main bc khudko or bandh karwa lun jo..

Randy - Matlab sure tu bhi nahi hai ki plan successful hoga yaa nahi..

Main-100% sure nahi hun but don't worry about it..

Randy - Or tujhe pehchaan liya toh kissi ne??

Main-Mujhe kon jaanta hai bhosdk yahaan..

Randy - True...

Main - Fir bhi thoda hard make up use karlenge halka fulka cehra badal jaae woh bhi bahot hai.. Baadmein mera lund nahi ukhaad shakta koi..

Randy - Ok then aage?? Remember Chloe madam ki khudki gang hai wahaan toh unke pass bhi nahi jaa shakta tu..

Main-Don't worry woh main dekhlunga gang wang ko lund par rakhta hun main aage sun, main andar jaaunga or jaatey he Chloe ki gang se panga lunga..Yeah sahi suna panga he lunga jaatey he Then finally Chloe ko mera saamna karna hoga jisme main unko injured karunga obviously unki gang k he knives shanks wagairaah se and khud bhi injured ho jaaunga...

Randy - Ek second lekin injuries kaa ilaaj wahaan andar he hojaaega toh??

Main - Nahi hoga.. Bhenchod tum bhi toh kuch karoge.. Ab andar 14 doctors hain but surgeons 2 he hain or professional surgeon toh 1 he hai yaani serious injury ki surgery karne waala toh ek he hai ab tumlog yahaan kuch bhi karke uss surgeon ko uss din jail nahi jaane doge and dusara surgeon surgery karega nahi itani heavy kyunki uske pass experience nahi hai or remember private prison hai ye yahaan prisoners ko fit rakhne k bhi paise milte hain or prison doctors ki galati ki wajah se agar koi prisoner marr gaya matlab gand maar di jaati yai doctor ki issliye woh noob surgeon most probably surgery karega nahi . Toh humlog ko bahaar lejaaya jaaega remember prison se leke city takk raasta bahot sunshaan hai jahaan tumlog ambush karoge and humein leke jaaoge..

Jake - Boss hospital jaatey time kaafi guards sath jaatey hain..

Main-Haan toh bhosdk thoda bahot dum toh lagaaoge he tumlog bhi maadarchod bilkul chutiye thodi ho kuch toh karna he padega aise baithe bithaaye toh main jaadu karne se raha..

Randy - Bahaar waala hum dekhlenge don't worry about that.. Lekin isme kaafi issues hain like tu humein bataega kaise ki kab tu karega ye sab..

Main-Harr prisoner ko daily ek phone call allowed hai and temporary prisoners ko toh daily 2 calls allowed hain so woh main inform kardunga don't worry..

Randy - Perfect.. Or bc injuries kaa kya?? Seriousness k chakkar mein jyaada serious hogayi toh and agar tujhe yaa madam ko kuch hua toh??

Main-Lund mera.. Abe kuch nahi hoga itani serious injuries bhi nahi karunga don't worry or Bovice se maine yahi toh sikha hai konsa chaaku kahaan or kitana ghonpne se kya hota hai..

Randy - Ok... Ok..

Chang - Sounds hard..

Main - Yep it is hard.. Lekin bhai dusara koi option nahi hai humaare pass bc.. Or fail bhi hotey hain toh mera kya jaaega?? Kuch bhi nahi main toh 1 week baad riha ho he jaaunga so who gives a fuck.. Atleast try toh karna he padega bc..

Randy - Ye bhi sahi hai.. Tu kitana confident hai?

Main-Humesha k jitana..

Randy-Ok then humlog ye kar rahe hain..

Main-Yes sir.. Tu mera andar jaane kaa jugaad kar and fake ids banwa meri.Tabtak main so leta hun.

Randy - Got you.

Main-Let's get this shit.. Bhenchod nothing is impossible for me..

Continued..

 

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Thanks for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always. 2 Updates Posted read and give reviews same deal on hai apni.

 

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Thanks for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always. 2 Updates Posted read and give reviews same deal on hai apni.

Nice update bro