Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death ( COMPLETED )

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WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld

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[Tahirtahir111]

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[A.B.KING]

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[Rajesh]

Update-417( IMPOSSIBLE??)

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417

Jabtak Jake information ikatha kar raha tha tab main online uss prison par research kar raha tha or bhenchod sab theek he keh rahe they that prison is almonst impossible to escape holy fuck that's a war base.

Randy - Yep things are getting interesting..

Main-Interesting?? Bhosdk what the fuck we got ourselves into this shit is fucking crazy.. Bhenchod deewar dekh iss prison ki bhosdk great wall of China hai maano, how the fuck are we supposed to get in there and then get out here..

Randy - No idea bc.. Tu teri research continue rakh..

Maine Kuch derr or research ki uske Uppar then sabne dinner kiya and finally Jake aagaya raat 11 baje toh humsablog ikatha hue details k liye..

Jake - So boss suru basic se kartey hain woh prison city se outside almost 25 Kms durr ek jungle type area mein hai..

Main-Oh perfect matlab backup aane mein time lagega agar hum kuch kartey hain toh..

Jake-Well yes lekin boss wahaan backup ki jarurat nahi padti kyunki harr shift mein wahaan par 210 Guards active rehtey hain outside mein armed and dangerous..

Main-What the fuck.. Wait wait wait 210 you said..

Jake-Yeah 210 I said..

Randy - What the fuck.. Chalo be waapis chaltey hain fuck that shit..

Main-210 bhenchod.. Fucking hell..

Jake-Or mostly guards ye unche-2 towers mein hotey hain jahaan se woh sab dekh shaktey hain lekin unhe koi nahi dekh shakta..

Main-Bhenchod fir kahaan backup ki jarurat padegi..

Jake -Then chaaron taraf prison deewaron se ghirri hai pehle bahaar ek 16 Feet unchi or 1.5 feet choudi deewar hai jiske uppar 1 feet unchi barbed wire hai jisme 24×7 electric current chalta rehta hai jisse cut karna impossible hai. Then uske baad dusari deewar hai 12 feet unchi same 1 feet barbed wire with current..

Main-Main seriously Randy k waapis jaane waali baat ko consider kar raha hun at this point..

Jake - Then boss 3 check posts hain unke through jaaye bina koi bahar se andar yaa andar se bahaar nahi jaa shakta..

Main-Yaani deewaron se nahi bhaag shaktey..

Jake - Nope..

Main-Kachre ki gaadi??Khaane ki gaadi? Baaki koi samaan ki gaadiyaan?? Prisoners ko drop karne aane waali gaadiyaan??

Jake - Same process hai boss harr vehicles 2 check points bahaar and 3no check posts par andar search hota hai or search se mera matlab hai like harr kona check hoga or ye kaam harr vehicle par harr baar hota hai caahe vehicle president kaa ho..

Main-Ok. Yaani bhaag gaadiyon k through bhi nahi shaktey..

Jake-Nope..

Main-Koi pipelines?? Sewers?? Anything like that??

Jake - Yeah pipelines haina..

Main-Oh fuck finally bhenchod kuch toh milla..

Jake - Khuss matt hoiye boss pipelines hain jarur lekin sab armoured steel ki bani hai jinhe kaatne k liye aapko bahot jyaada badi machines caahiye hogi..

Main-Maadarchod tu sun be puri baat bata diya kar aise jhuthi hope matt dey Gandu.

Jake-Sorry boss.

Main-Matlab bhaag pipes se bhi nahi shaktey..

Jake - Nope..

Main-Ok safaai waale yaa or koi workers toh andar aatey honge unka getup leke bhi nahi jaa shaktey??

Jake - boss harr guard or worker ko andar aane or Baahar jaane k liye 1 jagah apne fingerprints and dusri jagah ek password bataana padta hai jo harr worker k liye alag hota hai..

Randy - Matlab bhaag yahaan se bhi nahi shaktey..

Jake-Nope..

Randy - Nope k lawde tune yahaan baithtey - 2 saare plans cancel karwaadiye hain bhosdk..

Jake - Ab main kya karun boss or koi plan bataaiye..

Main-Bhosdk mere pass Harry Potter waali woh bedsheet hai jo odh lene se banda gayab hojaata hai uske through aajaaenge..

Jake-Nahi boss main gate or second gate dono par sensors lage hain jo aapko catch karlenge..

Main-Maadarchod..

Maine Jake ki he banduk cheen k uske munh k uppar lagaa di..

Jake - Just kidding boss just kidding..

Chang - Bhai.. Kuch toh aisa bata jo helpful ho..

Jake - Boss bola toh tha wahaan se nikalna impossible hai..

Main - Oh i got an idea.. What about medical conditions??Checkup k liye toh bahaar lejaatey honge..

Jake - Boss prison k andar literally ek multispeciality hospital bana hua hai jiske andar literally harr bimaari kaa ilaaj hai.. Issliye jab koi ekdum serious case ho usse he city k hospital mein lejaaya jaata hai.. Or serious doctors khud decide kartey hain..Hospital mein 14 doctors and 10-12 nurses kaa staff hai and again sablog fingerprints and codes k bina entry yaa exit nahi kar shaktey.

Main-Oye Randy master ko inform kar humlog waapis jaa rahe hain..

Randy - Yahi karna padega bhai.. Prison hai yaa kya hai bhenchod.. Kya he bana diya hai..

Jake-Ok ye toh hui prison ki details Chloe jinke baare mein aapne information laane ko kaha tha so Chloe prison kaa ek main face hain prison mein kaafi saare groups bane hue hain prisoners k jisme se ek group Chloe ne bhi banaaya hai or woh group prison k top 3 groups mein hai kaafi prisoners hain uske sath..

Main-Oho ho toh madam andar mafia boss bhi hain bhenchod bahaar kya kam musibatein thi jo ab andar bhi gand marrne lagi ab madam ko unki gang k bichmein se bhenchod main kaise gayab kardun maadarchod Doctor strange samjha hai kya..Bhenchod kitane plan banaun sab flop hogaye Bantey he..

Randy - Soch be kuch toh soch..

Main -Ok lets start fresh i am AP bhenchod main kuch bhi kar shakta hun..

Kevin - Yes you can..

Main-Yes so let's calm down. Tumlog jaao be sojaao main dhund lunga kuch naa kuch..

Abeer-Sure??

Main-Yep.. Don't worry jaao i need silence.. Jake ye papers chhodke jaa..Jaao jaao be quick..

Raat 12 baje woh sablog apne - 2 rooms mein gaye or main idhar laga kaam par. Dekho i know main AP hun or main seconds mein plan bana leta hun yaa main kuch bhi kar shakta hun i am insane lekin yahaan main khud maan raha tha ki this shit is impossible no fucking way bhenchod yahaan kaam karega mera dimag. Dimag kya karega bhenchod koi option he naa hai jab..

Lawda tu AP nahi hai tu Merchant Of Death hai bhosdk, AP haar maan shakta hai MOD nahi..

You are right bhenchod, afterall I am The Merchant Of Death i can do it.. Maadarchod ab toh karke he rahunga.. Fuck this shit..

Continued.

Awesome update bro maza aa gaya

 

[Rajesh]

Update-418(The Godlike Plan)

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418

Ab main Jake k laaye papers padhne laga blooprints study karne laga prison ki foundations padhne laga.. Main prison k andar tha yahaan baithtey - 2 maine harr angle laga liya tha lekin koi bhi plan fit nahi baith raha tha kya sachmein bhenchod impossible hai?? Bc mere liye kuch bhi impossible nahi hai..

Main-Dimag maadarchod kahaan so raha hai tu bhosdk wake the fuck up 5 ghantey hogaye hain maadarchod wake up.. Wake the fuck up.. Kuch toh bol..

Or kya bolun ab bhai saare plans fail hochuke hain..

Main-Abe kuch toh dhang kaa soch.. Ye sun..ek second.. Ek second.. Wait a fucking second..Woh medical reports kahaan hain prisoners ki..

Woh saamne toh paddi hai uthaale..

Main-Hospital staff details and blooprints..?

Woh bhi saamne he hain..

Main-Thanks bhai dimag..

Ab mujhe aaya ek or idea lekin abki baar idea strong tha main firse ghussa details mein or subah 6 baje takk mere pass ek idea tha jo seedha flop nahi hua..

Main-Finally bhenchod..

Main chilaata hua bed se utha..

Main-Utho be oye Jake wake the fuck up..Randy.. Chang..

Meri awaaj sun sabse pehle Chang apne room se bahaar aaya..

Main-Sabko jaga main fresh hoke aata hun..

Main waapis room mein aaya fresh hua and hath munh dhoke niche aaya toh sablog aadhi nind mein baithe they hall mein..

Randy - Kya hua??Chalein waapis??

Main-Lund mera waapis jaaega bhosdk i am back.. Plan mill gaya hai..

Ye sunte he sabki nind udd gayi or wohlog aankhein faad mujhe ghurrne lage..

Main-Yeah bhosdk plan mill gaya hai..

Randy - Jaldi bata kaise??

Main-Hospital k through he...

Jake - Boss hospital k through nikalna impossible hai kal bataaya toh tha..Fake injury yaa fake illness nahi kar shaktey wahaan sab check hone k baad he bheja jaaega woh bhi tab jab uss bimaari kaa ilaaj naa ho unke pass or ilaaj humesha hota hai unke pass..

Main-Maadarchod negative lawde tu chup he reh warna thok dunga..Injuries fake nahi hogi bhosdk real hogi..

Randy - Tu plan bata be..

Main - So suru se suno main prison k andar jaaunga prisoner banke.. Yaani ki main fake prisoner banke prison k andar jaaunga itana toh karwa shakta hai naa tu??Private prison hai bc paise dega toh kissi bhi prisoner ko rakhenge wohlog main ROW kaa agent banke jaaunga jisane crime kiya hai..

Randy - Ho toh jaaega lekin lawde madam ko nikaalne k chakkar mein tu andar matt reh jaana warna tujhe kaise nikaalenge bhosdk...

Main-Hatt be main bus 1 week k liye jail jaaunga. Papers k hissab se 1 week baad meri shifting honi hai out of Vietnam tabtak mujhe iss jail mein bheja jaaraha hai.. Pagal nahi hun main bc khudko or bandh karwa lun jo..

Randy - Matlab sure tu bhi nahi hai ki plan successful hoga yaa nahi..

Main-100% sure nahi hun but don't worry about it..

Randy - Or tujhe pehchaan liya toh kissi ne??

Main-Mujhe kon jaanta hai bhosdk yahaan..

Randy - True...

Main - Fir bhi thoda hard make up use karlenge halka fulka cehra badal jaae woh bhi bahot hai.. Baadmein mera lund nahi ukhaad shakta koi..

Randy - Ok then aage?? Remember Chloe madam ki khudki gang hai wahaan toh unke pass bhi nahi jaa shakta tu..

Main-Don't worry woh main dekhlunga gang wang ko lund par rakhta hun main aage sun, main andar jaaunga or jaatey he Chloe ki gang se panga lunga..Yeah sahi suna panga he lunga jaatey he Then finally Chloe ko mera saamna karna hoga jisme main unko injured karunga obviously unki gang k he knives shanks wagairaah se and khud bhi injured ho jaaunga...

Randy - Ek second lekin injuries kaa ilaaj wahaan andar he hojaaega toh??

Main - Nahi hoga.. Bhenchod tum bhi toh kuch karoge.. Ab andar 14 doctors hain but surgeons 2 he hain or professional surgeon toh 1 he hai yaani serious injury ki surgery karne waala toh ek he hai ab tumlog yahaan kuch bhi karke uss surgeon ko uss din jail nahi jaane doge and dusara surgeon surgery karega nahi itani heavy kyunki uske pass experience nahi hai or remember private prison hai ye yahaan prisoners ko fit rakhne k bhi paise milte hain or prison doctors ki galati ki wajah se agar koi prisoner marr gaya matlab gand maar di jaati yai doctor ki issliye woh noob surgeon most probably surgery karega nahi . Toh humlog ko bahaar lejaaya jaaega remember prison se leke city takk raasta bahot sunshaan hai jahaan tumlog ambush karoge and humein leke jaaoge..

Jake - Boss hospital jaatey time kaafi guards sath jaatey hain..

Main-Haan toh bhosdk thoda bahot dum toh lagaaoge he tumlog bhi maadarchod bilkul chutiye thodi ho kuch toh karna he padega aise baithe bithaaye toh main jaadu karne se raha..

Randy - Bahaar waala hum dekhlenge don't worry about that.. Lekin isme kaafi issues hain like tu humein bataega kaise ki kab tu karega ye sab..

Main-Harr prisoner ko daily ek phone call allowed hai and temporary prisoners ko toh daily 2 calls allowed hain so woh main inform kardunga don't worry..

Randy - Perfect.. Or bc injuries kaa kya?? Seriousness k chakkar mein jyaada serious hogayi toh and agar tujhe yaa madam ko kuch hua toh??

Main-Lund mera.. Abe kuch nahi hoga itani serious injuries bhi nahi karunga don't worry or Bovice se maine yahi toh sikha hai konsa chaaku kahaan or kitana ghonpne se kya hota hai..

Randy - Ok... Ok..

Chang - Sounds hard..

Main - Yep it is hard.. Lekin bhai dusara koi option nahi hai humaare pass bc.. Or fail bhi hotey hain toh mera kya jaaega?? Kuch bhi nahi main toh 1 week baad riha ho he jaaunga so who gives a fuck.. Atleast try toh karna he padega bc..

Randy - Ye bhi sahi hai.. Tu kitana confident hai?

Main-Humesha k jitana..

Randy-Ok then humlog ye kar rahe hain..

Main-Yes sir.. Tu mera andar jaane kaa jugaad kar and fake ids banwa meri.Tabtak main so leta hun.

Randy - Got you.

Main-Let's get this shit.. Bhenchod nothing is impossible for me..

Continued..

Brilliant update bro maza aa gaya hai bhai



Waiting for the next update bro

 

[Vk248517]

Update-418(The Godlike Plan)

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418

Ab main Jake k laaye papers padhne laga blooprints study karne laga prison ki foundations padhne laga.. Main prison k andar tha yahaan baithtey - 2 maine harr angle laga liya tha lekin koi bhi plan fit nahi baith raha tha kya sachmein bhenchod impossible hai?? Bc mere liye kuch bhi impossible nahi hai..

Main-Dimag maadarchod kahaan so raha hai tu bhosdk wake the fuck up 5 ghantey hogaye hain maadarchod wake up.. Wake the fuck up.. Kuch toh bol..

Or kya bolun ab bhai saare plans fail hochuke hain..

Main-Abe kuch toh dhang kaa soch.. Ye sun..ek second.. Ek second.. Wait a fucking second..Woh medical reports kahaan hain prisoners ki..

Woh saamne toh paddi hai uthaale..

Main-Hospital staff details and blooprints..?

Woh bhi saamne he hain..

Main-Thanks bhai dimag..

Ab mujhe aaya ek or idea lekin abki baar idea strong tha main firse ghussa details mein or subah 6 baje takk mere pass ek idea tha jo seedha flop nahi hua..

Main-Finally bhenchod..

Main chilaata hua bed se utha..

Main-Utho be oye Jake wake the fuck up..Randy.. Chang..

Meri awaaj sun sabse pehle Chang apne room se bahaar aaya..

Main-Sabko jaga main fresh hoke aata hun..

Main waapis room mein aaya fresh hua and hath munh dhoke niche aaya toh sablog aadhi nind mein baithe they hall mein..

Randy - Kya hua??Chalein waapis??

Main-Lund mera waapis jaaega bhosdk i am back.. Plan mill gaya hai..

Ye sunte he sabki nind udd gayi or wohlog aankhein faad mujhe ghurrne lage..

Main-Yeah bhosdk plan mill gaya hai..

Randy - Jaldi bata kaise??

Main-Hospital k through he...

Jake - Boss hospital k through nikalna impossible hai kal bataaya toh tha..Fake injury yaa fake illness nahi kar shaktey wahaan sab check hone k baad he bheja jaaega woh bhi tab jab uss bimaari kaa ilaaj naa ho unke pass or ilaaj humesha hota hai unke pass..

Main-Maadarchod negative lawde tu chup he reh warna thok dunga..Injuries fake nahi hogi bhosdk real hogi..

Randy - Tu plan bata be..

Main - So suru se suno main prison k andar jaaunga prisoner banke.. Yaani ki main fake prisoner banke prison k andar jaaunga itana toh karwa shakta hai naa tu??Private prison hai bc paise dega toh kissi bhi prisoner ko rakhenge wohlog main ROW kaa agent banke jaaunga jisane crime kiya hai..

Randy - Ho toh jaaega lekin lawde madam ko nikaalne k chakkar mein tu andar matt reh jaana warna tujhe kaise nikaalenge bhosdk...

Main-Hatt be main bus 1 week k liye jail jaaunga. Papers k hissab se 1 week baad meri shifting honi hai out of Vietnam tabtak mujhe iss jail mein bheja jaaraha hai.. Pagal nahi hun main bc khudko or bandh karwa lun jo..

Randy - Matlab sure tu bhi nahi hai ki plan successful hoga yaa nahi..

Main-100% sure nahi hun but don't worry about it..

Randy - Or tujhe pehchaan liya toh kissi ne??

Main-Mujhe kon jaanta hai bhosdk yahaan..

Randy - True...

Main - Fir bhi thoda hard make up use karlenge halka fulka cehra badal jaae woh bhi bahot hai.. Baadmein mera lund nahi ukhaad shakta koi..

Randy - Ok then aage?? Remember Chloe madam ki khudki gang hai wahaan toh unke pass bhi nahi jaa shakta tu..

Main-Don't worry woh main dekhlunga gang wang ko lund par rakhta hun main aage sun, main andar jaaunga or jaatey he Chloe ki gang se panga lunga..Yeah sahi suna panga he lunga jaatey he Then finally Chloe ko mera saamna karna hoga jisme main unko injured karunga obviously unki gang k he knives shanks wagairaah se and khud bhi injured ho jaaunga...

Randy - Ek second lekin injuries kaa ilaaj wahaan andar he hojaaega toh??

Main - Nahi hoga.. Bhenchod tum bhi toh kuch karoge.. Ab andar 14 doctors hain but surgeons 2 he hain or professional surgeon toh 1 he hai yaani serious injury ki surgery karne waala toh ek he hai ab tumlog yahaan kuch bhi karke uss surgeon ko uss din jail nahi jaane doge and dusara surgeon surgery karega nahi itani heavy kyunki uske pass experience nahi hai or remember private prison hai ye yahaan prisoners ko fit rakhne k bhi paise milte hain or prison doctors ki galati ki wajah se agar koi prisoner marr gaya matlab gand maar di jaati yai doctor ki issliye woh noob surgeon most probably surgery karega nahi . Toh humlog ko bahaar lejaaya jaaega remember prison se leke city takk raasta bahot sunshaan hai jahaan tumlog ambush karoge and humein leke jaaoge..

Jake - Boss hospital jaatey time kaafi guards sath jaatey hain..

Main-Haan toh bhosdk thoda bahot dum toh lagaaoge he tumlog bhi maadarchod bilkul chutiye thodi ho kuch toh karna he padega aise baithe bithaaye toh main jaadu karne se raha..

Randy - Bahaar waala hum dekhlenge don't worry about that.. Lekin isme kaafi issues hain like tu humein bataega kaise ki kab tu karega ye sab..

Main-Harr prisoner ko daily ek phone call allowed hai and temporary prisoners ko toh daily 2 calls allowed hain so woh main inform kardunga don't worry..

Randy - Perfect.. Or bc injuries kaa kya?? Seriousness k chakkar mein jyaada serious hogayi toh and agar tujhe yaa madam ko kuch hua toh??

Main-Lund mera.. Abe kuch nahi hoga itani serious injuries bhi nahi karunga don't worry or Bovice se maine yahi toh sikha hai konsa chaaku kahaan or kitana ghonpne se kya hota hai..

Randy - Ok... Ok..

Chang - Sounds hard..

Main - Yep it is hard.. Lekin bhai dusara koi option nahi hai humaare pass bc.. Or fail bhi hotey hain toh mera kya jaaega?? Kuch bhi nahi main toh 1 week baad riha ho he jaaunga so who gives a fuck.. Atleast try toh karna he padega bc..

Randy - Ye bhi sahi hai.. Tu kitana confident hai?

Main-Humesha k jitana..

Randy-Ok then humlog ye kar rahe hain..

Main-Yes sir.. Tu mera andar jaane kaa jugaad kar and fake ids banwa meri.Tabtak main so leta hun.

Randy - Got you.

Main-Let's get this shit.. Bhenchod nothing is impossible for me..

Continued..

Awesome updates

 

[rAge K]

Nice update

 

[Vk248517]

Update-418(The Godlike Plan)

​

418

Ab main Jake k laaye papers padhne laga blooprints study karne laga prison ki foundations padhne laga.. Main prison k andar tha yahaan baithtey - 2 maine harr angle laga liya tha lekin koi bhi plan fit nahi baith raha tha kya sachmein bhenchod impossible hai?? Bc mere liye kuch bhi impossible nahi hai..

Main-Dimag maadarchod kahaan so raha hai tu bhosdk wake the fuck up 5 ghantey hogaye hain maadarchod wake up.. Wake the fuck up.. Kuch toh bol..

Or kya bolun ab bhai saare plans fail hochuke hain..

Main-Abe kuch toh dhang kaa soch.. Ye sun..ek second.. Ek second.. Wait a fucking second..Woh medical reports kahaan hain prisoners ki..

Woh saamne toh paddi hai uthaale..

Main-Hospital staff details and blooprints..?

Woh bhi saamne he hain..

Main-Thanks bhai dimag..

Ab mujhe aaya ek or idea lekin abki baar idea strong tha main firse ghussa details mein or subah 6 baje takk mere pass ek idea tha jo seedha flop nahi hua..

Main-Finally bhenchod..

Main chilaata hua bed se utha..

Main-Utho be oye Jake wake the fuck up..Randy.. Chang..

Meri awaaj sun sabse pehle Chang apne room se bahaar aaya..

Main-Sabko jaga main fresh hoke aata hun..

Main waapis room mein aaya fresh hua and hath munh dhoke niche aaya toh sablog aadhi nind mein baithe they hall mein..

Randy - Kya hua??Chalein waapis??

Main-Lund mera waapis jaaega bhosdk i am back.. Plan mill gaya hai..

Ye sunte he sabki nind udd gayi or wohlog aankhein faad mujhe ghurrne lage..

Main-Yeah bhosdk plan mill gaya hai..

Randy - Jaldi bata kaise??

Main-Hospital k through he...

Jake - Boss hospital k through nikalna impossible hai kal bataaya toh tha..Fake injury yaa fake illness nahi kar shaktey wahaan sab check hone k baad he bheja jaaega woh bhi tab jab uss bimaari kaa ilaaj naa ho unke pass or ilaaj humesha hota hai unke pass..

Main-Maadarchod negative lawde tu chup he reh warna thok dunga..Injuries fake nahi hogi bhosdk real hogi..

Randy - Tu plan bata be..

Main - So suru se suno main prison k andar jaaunga prisoner banke.. Yaani ki main fake prisoner banke prison k andar jaaunga itana toh karwa shakta hai naa tu??Private prison hai bc paise dega toh kissi bhi prisoner ko rakhenge wohlog main ROW kaa agent banke jaaunga jisane crime kiya hai..

Randy - Ho toh jaaega lekin lawde madam ko nikaalne k chakkar mein tu andar matt reh jaana warna tujhe kaise nikaalenge bhosdk...

Main-Hatt be main bus 1 week k liye jail jaaunga. Papers k hissab se 1 week baad meri shifting honi hai out of Vietnam tabtak mujhe iss jail mein bheja jaaraha hai.. Pagal nahi hun main bc khudko or bandh karwa lun jo..

Randy - Matlab sure tu bhi nahi hai ki plan successful hoga yaa nahi..

Main-100% sure nahi hun but don't worry about it..

Randy - Or tujhe pehchaan liya toh kissi ne??

Main-Mujhe kon jaanta hai bhosdk yahaan..

Randy - True...

Main - Fir bhi thoda hard make up use karlenge halka fulka cehra badal jaae woh bhi bahot hai.. Baadmein mera lund nahi ukhaad shakta koi..

Randy - Ok then aage?? Remember Chloe madam ki khudki gang hai wahaan toh unke pass bhi nahi jaa shakta tu..

Main-Don't worry woh main dekhlunga gang wang ko lund par rakhta hun main aage sun, main andar jaaunga or jaatey he Chloe ki gang se panga lunga..Yeah sahi suna panga he lunga jaatey he Then finally Chloe ko mera saamna karna hoga jisme main unko injured karunga obviously unki gang k he knives shanks wagairaah se and khud bhi injured ho jaaunga...

Randy - Ek second lekin injuries kaa ilaaj wahaan andar he hojaaega toh??

Main - Nahi hoga.. Bhenchod tum bhi toh kuch karoge.. Ab andar 14 doctors hain but surgeons 2 he hain or professional surgeon toh 1 he hai yaani serious injury ki surgery karne waala toh ek he hai ab tumlog yahaan kuch bhi karke uss surgeon ko uss din jail nahi jaane doge and dusara surgeon surgery karega nahi itani heavy kyunki uske pass experience nahi hai or remember private prison hai ye yahaan prisoners ko fit rakhne k bhi paise milte hain or prison doctors ki galati ki wajah se agar koi prisoner marr gaya matlab gand maar di jaati yai doctor ki issliye woh noob surgeon most probably surgery karega nahi . Toh humlog ko bahaar lejaaya jaaega remember prison se leke city takk raasta bahot sunshaan hai jahaan tumlog ambush karoge and humein leke jaaoge..

Jake - Boss hospital jaatey time kaafi guards sath jaatey hain..

Main-Haan toh bhosdk thoda bahot dum toh lagaaoge he tumlog bhi maadarchod bilkul chutiye thodi ho kuch toh karna he padega aise baithe bithaaye toh main jaadu karne se raha..

Randy - Bahaar waala hum dekhlenge don't worry about that.. Lekin isme kaafi issues hain like tu humein bataega kaise ki kab tu karega ye sab..

Main-Harr prisoner ko daily ek phone call allowed hai and temporary prisoners ko toh daily 2 calls allowed hain so woh main inform kardunga don't worry..

Randy - Perfect.. Or bc injuries kaa kya?? Seriousness k chakkar mein jyaada serious hogayi toh and agar tujhe yaa madam ko kuch hua toh??

Main-Lund mera.. Abe kuch nahi hoga itani serious injuries bhi nahi karunga don't worry or Bovice se maine yahi toh sikha hai konsa chaaku kahaan or kitana ghonpne se kya hota hai..

Randy - Ok... Ok..

Chang - Sounds hard..

Main - Yep it is hard.. Lekin bhai dusara koi option nahi hai humaare pass bc.. Or fail bhi hotey hain toh mera kya jaaega?? Kuch bhi nahi main toh 1 week baad riha ho he jaaunga so who gives a fuck.. Atleast try toh karna he padega bc..

Randy - Ye bhi sahi hai.. Tu kitana confident hai?

Main-Humesha k jitana..

Randy-Ok then humlog ye kar rahe hain..

Main-Yes sir.. Tu mera andar jaane kaa jugaad kar and fake ids banwa meri.Tabtak main so leta hun.

Randy - Got you.

Main-Let's get this shit.. Bhenchod nothing is impossible for me..

Continued..

Awesome updates

 

[Nadan Dill]

Nice update bhaii bhit Awla Maza Aya gya par Kar ab new update Ka intazar ha

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Ek or impossible task mil gaya Hain MOD ko superb update