Update-418(The Godlike Plan)
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Ab main Jake k laaye papers padhne laga blooprints study karne laga prison ki foundations padhne laga.. Main prison k andar tha yahaan baithtey - 2 maine harr angle laga liya tha lekin koi bhi plan fit nahi baith raha tha kya sachmein bhenchod impossible hai?? Bc mere liye kuch bhi impossible nahi hai..
Main-Dimag maadarchod kahaan so raha hai tu bhosdk wake the fuck up 5 ghantey hogaye hain maadarchod wake up.. Wake the fuck up.. Kuch toh bol..
Or kya bolun ab bhai saare plans fail hochuke hain..
Main-Abe kuch toh dhang kaa soch.. Ye sun..ek second.. Ek second.. Wait a fucking second..Woh medical reports kahaan hain prisoners ki..
Woh saamne toh paddi hai uthaale..
Main-Hospital staff details and blooprints..?
Woh bhi saamne he hain..
Main-Thanks bhai dimag..
Ab mujhe aaya ek or idea lekin abki baar idea strong tha main firse ghussa details mein or subah 6 baje takk mere pass ek idea tha jo seedha flop nahi hua..
Main-Finally bhenchod..
Main chilaata hua bed se utha..
Main-Utho be oye Jake wake the fuck up..Randy.. Chang..
Meri awaaj sun sabse pehle Chang apne room se bahaar aaya..
Main-Sabko jaga main fresh hoke aata hun..
Main waapis room mein aaya fresh hua and hath munh dhoke niche aaya toh sablog aadhi nind mein baithe they hall mein..
Randy - Kya hua??Chalein waapis??
Main-Lund mera waapis jaaega bhosdk i am back.. Plan mill gaya hai..
Ye sunte he sabki nind udd gayi or wohlog aankhein faad mujhe ghurrne lage..
Main-Yeah bhosdk plan mill gaya hai..
Randy - Jaldi bata kaise??
Main-Hospital k through he...
Jake - Boss hospital k through nikalna impossible hai kal bataaya toh tha..Fake injury yaa fake illness nahi kar shaktey wahaan sab check hone k baad he bheja jaaega woh bhi tab jab uss bimaari kaa ilaaj naa ho unke pass or ilaaj humesha hota hai unke pass..
Main-Maadarchod negative lawde tu chup he reh warna thok dunga..Injuries fake nahi hogi bhosdk real hogi..
Randy - Tu plan bata be..
Main - So suru se suno main prison k andar jaaunga prisoner banke.. Yaani ki main fake prisoner banke prison k andar jaaunga itana toh karwa shakta hai naa tu??Private prison hai bc paise dega toh kissi bhi prisoner ko rakhenge wohlog main ROW kaa agent banke jaaunga jisane crime kiya hai..
Randy - Ho toh jaaega lekin lawde madam ko nikaalne k chakkar mein tu andar matt reh jaana warna tujhe kaise nikaalenge bhosdk...
Main-Hatt be main bus 1 week k liye jail jaaunga. Papers k hissab se 1 week baad meri shifting honi hai out of Vietnam tabtak mujhe iss jail mein bheja jaaraha hai.. Pagal nahi hun main bc khudko or bandh karwa lun jo..
Randy - Matlab sure tu bhi nahi hai ki plan successful hoga yaa nahi..
Main-100% sure nahi hun but don't worry about it..
Randy - Or tujhe pehchaan liya toh kissi ne??
Main-Mujhe kon jaanta hai bhosdk yahaan..
Randy - True...
Main - Fir bhi thoda hard make up use karlenge halka fulka cehra badal jaae woh bhi bahot hai.. Baadmein mera lund nahi ukhaad shakta koi..
Randy - Ok then aage?? Remember Chloe madam ki khudki gang hai wahaan toh unke pass bhi nahi jaa shakta tu..
Main-Don't worry woh main dekhlunga gang wang ko lund par rakhta hun main aage sun, main andar jaaunga or jaatey he Chloe ki gang se panga lunga..Yeah sahi suna panga he lunga jaatey he Then finally Chloe ko mera saamna karna hoga jisme main unko injured karunga obviously unki gang k he knives shanks wagairaah se and khud bhi injured ho jaaunga...
Randy - Ek second lekin injuries kaa ilaaj wahaan andar he hojaaega toh??
Main - Nahi hoga.. Bhenchod tum bhi toh kuch karoge.. Ab andar 14 doctors hain but surgeons 2 he hain or professional surgeon toh 1 he hai yaani serious injury ki surgery karne waala toh ek he hai ab tumlog yahaan kuch bhi karke uss surgeon ko uss din jail nahi jaane doge and dusara surgeon surgery karega nahi itani heavy kyunki uske pass experience nahi hai or remember private prison hai ye yahaan prisoners ko fit rakhne k bhi paise milte hain or prison doctors ki galati ki wajah se agar koi prisoner marr gaya matlab gand maar di jaati yai doctor ki issliye woh noob surgeon most probably surgery karega nahi . Toh humlog ko bahaar lejaaya jaaega remember prison se leke city takk raasta bahot sunshaan hai jahaan tumlog ambush karoge and humein leke jaaoge..
Jake - Boss hospital jaatey time kaafi guards sath jaatey hain..
Main-Haan toh bhosdk thoda bahot dum toh lagaaoge he tumlog bhi maadarchod bilkul chutiye thodi ho kuch toh karna he padega aise baithe bithaaye toh main jaadu karne se raha..
Randy - Bahaar waala hum dekhlenge don't worry about that.. Lekin isme kaafi issues hain like tu humein bataega kaise ki kab tu karega ye sab..
Main-Harr prisoner ko daily ek phone call allowed hai and temporary prisoners ko toh daily 2 calls allowed hain so woh main inform kardunga don't worry..
Randy - Perfect.. Or bc injuries kaa kya?? Seriousness k chakkar mein jyaada serious hogayi toh and agar tujhe yaa madam ko kuch hua toh??
Main-Lund mera.. Abe kuch nahi hoga itani serious injuries bhi nahi karunga don't worry or Bovice se maine yahi toh sikha hai konsa chaaku kahaan or kitana ghonpne se kya hota hai..
Randy - Ok... Ok..
Chang - Sounds hard..
Main - Yep it is hard.. Lekin bhai dusara koi option nahi hai humaare pass bc.. Or fail bhi hotey hain toh mera kya jaaega?? Kuch bhi nahi main toh 1 week baad riha ho he jaaunga so who gives a fuck.. Atleast try toh karna he padega bc..
Randy - Ye bhi sahi hai.. Tu kitana confident hai?
Main-Humesha k jitana..
Randy-Ok then humlog ye kar rahe hain..
Main-Yes sir.. Tu mera andar jaane kaa jugaad kar and fake ids banwa meri.Tabtak main so leta hun.
Randy - Got you.
Main-Let's get this shit.. Bhenchod nothing is impossible for me..
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