Update-105(I Am A God)
Aaj kaa session khatam hua shyaam 5 baje bhenchod gand fatt gayi thi iski Maa kaa double role bahot jyaada thakk gaya tha main..
Kirti-So Mr AP you are free to go..
Unhone bol toh diya lekin bhenchod jaaunga Kahaan ghar wahi sab bakchodi hogi ghar se durr rehna theek hai thode din takk. Seedha Rohit k Yahaan chala jaaunga lekin mera ye plan end hua jab maine gate se he dekha ki babhi baithi thi bahaar unhone mujhe nahi dekha tha and pakka lene aai thi woh mereko.. Ab kya karein bc.. Ab bus bakchodi karni he Baaki thi.. Maine gate par khaddey constable k kaan Mein Kuch bola or diya uske munh par jordaar punch.. Woh niche girra Jaake.. Ye awaaj se un CBI waalon ne dekha mujhe or woh Raman and Baaki mujhe pakkadney aae usase Pehle maine hath Uppar kar liye.
Main-Saale Dobara teri gandi jubaan par meri family kaa naam aaya toh Jaan se maardunga tujhe..
Unhone uss constable ko uthaaya..
Kirti-AP what was that??
Main-None of your business..
Kirti-Ab ye humaara business hai remember maine kya kaha tha tumne koi bhi law violate kiya Toh tumhe under house arrest rakha jaaega or Yahaan tumne Humaare Saamne 2 laws violate kiye attacking a peace officer and threatening a peace officer.. So sadly tumhe Humaare sath aana hoga..
Main - What the fuck.. Hell no..
Kirti-AP you have to come warna Humein hathkaddi lagaake lejaana padega or bahaar media k Saamne woh bilkul bhi sahi nahi rahega..
Main-Ok ok.. Hathkaddi nahi.
Actually ye mera he plan tha bhenchod atleast ghar se durr rahunga main matter end honey takk Baaki gand marwaae..Kyunki honestly main ghar waalon ko Jawaab nahi de shakta tha..
Main-Listen Pehle bahaar jo lady baithi hai unhe Jaake ye sab samjhao then chalunga main..
Kirti-Sure.. Deepika Singh right?? Wahi hain woh?? Deva ji ki wife..
Main-Ji..
Kirti bahaar gayi babhi ko Samjhaane or 10 minutes baad waapis aai andar..
Kirti-Uff.. She is smart.. Mujhse he law puch liya..
Main-I know..
Kirti-Sadly woh bahot gussa hain so..
Main-Yeah..
Kirti-So let's go AP..
Woh log kaafi khuss they ab unke under tha main.. Aajkal bahot chutiya decisions le raha tha main hopefully ye unmein se naa ho..
Main unke sath bahaar aaya toh babhi bahaar he khaddi thi mujhse galle milli woh..
Babhi-Don't worry betu everything will be alright..
Maine unke kaan Mein bola..
Main-I know please take care of bhai for me..
Uske baad main CBI k sath niche parking Mein aaya..
Main-So I have a car here main follow karun tumlog ko??
Raman-Hahaha.. Dont try to be smart AP hum Mein se koi sath jaaega Tumhaare..
Main-Sure that works..
Kirti-I'll go with you..
Main-OK..
Main Audi Mein aaya woh aage baithi..
Kirti-Nice car..
Main-I know..
Maine wahaan se Gaadi nikaali toh aaj bheed kam he thi kyunki maine last bhaashan Mein logon ko durr Rehne kaa kaha tha.. Isliye easily nikal gaye humlog wahaan se.. CBI safehouse leke jarahe they yelog mujhe jo safehouse nahi tha bus ek farmhouse ko apna safehouse banaya tha inlog ne.. Main unke bataye address par pohancha toh ye ek farmhouse he tha city k bilkul outside aas pass mainly khaali farmhouses he they.. Ye kaafi bada tha or 4on taraf badi badi walls thi jiske Uppar wiring fences thi.. Gaadi bahaar he rouki or uttare humlog..
Kirti-Welcome to your new home for next few days AP..
Main--Thanks..
Raman ne bahaar kaa gate khola or humlog lawn se hotey hue aage aae or wahaan main gate ka lock khola raman ne or humlog andar hall Mein enter hue toh hall Mein Ek surprise humaara wait kar raha tha Saamne 5 bandey they jo Humaare Uppar guns taane baithey they.. What the fuck.. Un 5on ne masks pehne they..
Aadmi1-Hath Uppar sab k sab..
Or mera ye decision bhi chutiya saabit hogaya mere aankhon k Saamne iski Maa ki chut..
Hum sab k hath Uppar hue unki gand fatt gayi thi ye scene dekh k..
Aadmi2 - Bhai ye Yahaan kya kar raha hai??
Aadmi1-AP tu Yahaan..
Main-Haan Tu kahe toh jaaun?? Kasam se kissi ko kuch nahi kahunga..
Aadmi1-Aaj bola tha maine tujhe ki meri help kardey..
Main-Bhosdk tu hai woh jissne phone kiya tha..
Aadmi1-Haan tujhe kya laga main majaak kar raha hun..
Kirti-ye tumne karwaya hai??
Main-Oh hell no no no no.. Maine Kuch nahi karwaya..
Aadmi1-Ye tune khud karwaya hai saali..
Main-Tu hai kon bhai mere??
Aadmi1-Tu mujhe nahi jaanta lekin yelog jaante hain..
Kirti-Listen whoever you are humlog baat kar shaktey hain just put the guns down..
Aadmi-Pehchaana nahi mujhe??
Ye bol ussne apna mask hataaya toh koi 35-40 ki age kaa kaala saa banda tha..
Kirti-Bhushan??
Main-Tera ex hai kya??
Bhushan-Iss saali ne mera sab barbaad kardiya mere dono bhaiyon ko jail bheja Humein bankrupt kardiya 2 maheene se dhund raha hun main tujhe kuttey ki tarah.
Main--Nice.. Toh sun main jaaun??
Bhushan-Nahi..
Main-Toh bhosdk mujhe hath bhi naa lagaa dena..
Bhus-Nahi tumhe koi kuch nahi kahega tumhe jaanta hun main..
Main-Toh bhai please sun aaj chala Jaa kabhi baadmein karlena naa. Kyunki abhi kuch bhi karega toh mera Naam aaega seedha directly mera Naam aaega bc.. Or lambe se jail Mein pelenge mujhe isliye thoda saa delay karle bhai..
Bus-Nahi jo bhi hoga aaj he hoga..
Main-Aisa kya karta hai bhai samjh naa gand Marr jaaegi meri..
Raman-Bhushan dekh tere bhai deserve kartey they... ye sab dhaandali karne se Pehle sochna caahiye tha..
Bhus-Saale sabse Pehli goli tujhe he maarunga.. Tune mere bhai ko goli maari bhenchod..
Main-Haan isko Maar saale ko.. Badi chull hai isko saale dikh nahi raha main bachaane ki try kar raha hun tujhe..
Bhus-Tu hath niche karle..
Main-Oh thanks mere hath Dard karne lage they..
Ye bol maine hath niche kiye or Saamne lagi chair par baitha ye banda chutiya tha or pagal bhi iska tukka lag gaya tha or inhe dhund liya tha issne or ab ye bhenchod goli bhi chala dega or ye log marre toh meri gand Marr jaaegi bahot lambe se..
Main-Sun kya caahiye tujhe woh bol.. Marrne maarne Mein Kya rakha hai bc..
Bhushan-Main toh maarunga inko..
Main-Dekh tu inko maarega toh mujhe fir tere piche aana padega or tujhe maalum hai main kaise kaam karta hun fir dhund lunga tumlog ko or fir?? Aage kaa maalum he hai tujhe..
Bhusan-1 crore or ye Kirti ko chhodke sabko baksh dunga main kyunki ye toh marregi he..
Main-2 crore or in sab ko baksde or mast bc out of country Jaake settle hojaana..
Bhusan-2 crore dega kon..
Main-Main dunga be kamaal karta hai inke pass lund honge 2 crore..
Bhushan-Nahi..ye toh marregi he..
Main-OK 3 crore..
Bhushan-Abe bola naa ye toh marregi he marregi tujhe maalum nahi hai kya kya kiya hai issne Humaare sath.
Main-Mujhe pata karna bhi nahi hai.. 4 crore..
Ye sun woh laga thoda sochne tabtak main Saamne table par rakhi apple uthake usko cut karke khaane laga.. Uske sathi bhi usko khussar fussar kar rahe they ki lele paise lekin ussne nahi maani unki baat..
Main-Oye punter log iske toh family waalon k lawde lagaae CBI ne toh ye nahi maan raha tumlog dekhlo maanoge?? Harr ek ko 1 crore milenge saalon pata hai ek crore hotey kitane hain?? Saari jindagi aish se kategi..
Ye sun woh sathi ek dusre ko ghurrne lage..
Bhushan-A a.. A.. Kya matlab inko dega mera kya hoga?? Saale banduk hai mere pass..
Ye sun main khadda hua uske sathi raaji they unke cehron se he dekh liya tha maine.. Mere hath Mein Woh knife tha jo bahot he jyada sharp tha uska weight wagaairaah figure out kar raha tha main. Ye bawla tha bc itana confuse tha woh filhaal ki woh kissi bhi second kuch bhi kar shakta tha or uski gun jaise he meri taraf aai maine maara woh chaaku faink k jo laga seedha uski gardan k Uppar or ek hissa piche ki side nikal gaya bhenchod bahot he Solid throw tha not gonna lie ek dum pure aim.. Hawa wagaairaah andar thi nahi knife perfect tha target bhi seedha khadda tha. Chaaku lagtey he woh piche ko Jaake girra khoon k chinntey maartey hue..or woh uske sathi Isase itane shocked they ki woh bus usse aankhein faade ghurr rahe they jiska faayda uthake main jump maarke Pehle k pass pohancha or woh kuch samjh pata usase Pehle maine uske hath se toh gun jhapti or sath he maari uske lawde par laat jisase gun mere pass aai or woh apne ghutano par girra or gun aatey he maine uske just piche khaddey 2 ki khopdi kholdi ye sab itana jaldi hua ki jo last banda tha ussne gun literally faink di like niche nahi daali faink di or hath Uppar kar liye..
"Nanana Nanana Main paisa bhi nahi lunga.. Naa bhai. Bhai.. Naa..
Main-Ye bata knife shot gajab tha naa?? Ye bhenchod right hand se Ekdum yun syunnn karta hua gaya.. Saale kaa Adam's Apple he gaya sath Mein.. Dekha tune??
" Hananahaan.."
Ab wahan bache woh 2..
Main-1 crore loge??
"Nanaa".. Bhai maarna nahi bhai please.. Baal bache waale hain bhai..
Main-Toh bhenchod Yahaan kya karne aae they biwi bachon ki itani he fikar hoti toh aatey he nahi..
Main-So kirti madam your welcome but inke sath karna kya hai??
Woh log still shocked they.. Unke liye ye sab itana tejj hua ki woh blank hogaye they.. Or woh log aisa sab daily kartey hain incounters shootouts daily hotey hain inke lekin Woh log k liye bhi ye fast tha jisase woh log itane shocked they ki still unke hath Uppar he they.. Ab maine unhe bola toh kirti boli..
Kirti-Jha... Jail.. Jail.. We will take care of them..
Main- OH hell no what do you mean jail dekho option 2 he hain idhar ya toh main thokdun inhe yaa inhe Jaane dun.. Jail ghanta inke liye ghanta jagah hogi jail Mein.. Time par goli naa chalaa paatey ye aise log hain.
Kirti-L.. Aa..kanoon dekhega kya hoga inke sath.. Just leave them be..
Main - What the fuck. Sachi?? Yelog ne tumhe maarne kaa try kiya or tum inhe jail bhejoge??
Kirti-Yeah kanoon ussi k liye hai AP.. Raman Aryan arrest them..
Main-OK.. As you say.. By the way 5 crore lunga Tumhaari Jaan bachaane k..
Bhenchod kya chutiya log hain Saamne waala tumhe thokne aaela hai toh usko jail bhejo gajab bhenchod.. Achaa hua main CBI Mein naa hun.. Fuck that shit.. Maine woh gun wahaan drop ki or bahaar aagaya lawn mein andar wohlog ki investigation suru hogayi police wagaairaah bulane lage wohlog.. Main lawn Mein ghum raha tha toh wahaan ek mini pool tha jisse dekh mujhe ek bhayaanak idea aaya or main abhi usme muttne he waala tha ki woh Kirti mere piche se aagayi.. Fuck..
Kirti-Thank you AP for saving our lives..
Main-Mention not Marr jaatey toh mere lawde lagne they Saari ungalliyaan mere Uppar he aati.. Issi liye bachaya keval..
Kirti-Still you saved our lives.. Jabki hum tumhe barbaad kar rahe hain..
Main--I know right?? Ab meri help karogi?? Saare cases se free kardo mujhe..
Kirti-Unfortunately woh nahi kar shakti AP main..
Main-Bc Marr Jaane deta toh khud he free hojaata..
Kirti-Sorry.. But what I can do is make you free tumhe house arrest Mein Nahi rakhenge humlog AP.. Apne ghar se aa shaktey ho tum..
Maadarchod inki Jaan bachaai itane behtarin tareeke se badle Mein bhenchod help toh meri lund karenge yelog balki ulta mujhe Yahaan Rehne naa denge maadarchod..
Kirti-Also tum apni team k sath cases Mein shamil ho shaktey ho.. Or jiss din investigation na ho tum out of city bhi Jaa shaktey ho..
Ye achaa tha bahot achaa Sunny kamjor tha filhaal or abhi hathoda maarunga maadarchod k Lund par..
Main-Oh really??
Kirti-Yeah ye mere hath Mein Hai toh itana kar shakti hun main..
Main-Ek or help..
Kirti-Kya..
Main-I hate paperwork or abhi jo Yahaan hua uske Baad police waale raat 12 baje takk baithaake rakhenge mujhe.. Toh kya main please ghar jaaun abhi or tumlog ye dekhlena..
Kirti-Yeah we can, jo hua Humaare Saamne hua.. You can go but remember AP paperwork important hota hai agar tum harr case k paperwork Mein sath hotey Tumhaari team k toh aaj ye noubat nahi aati Tumhaare Uppar..
Main-Yeah i know i know.. Ek or help.. Uss minister kaa naam bataadey jissne bheja tumhe..
Kirti-I can't AP..
Main-Saala Tumhaari Jaan ki koi Kimat he nahi hai bc badle Mein ghanta naa milla..
Kirti-Ek public servant ki life itani he importance rakhti hai AP..
Main-OK main Jaata hun fir..
Kirti-Yeah sure thank you so much AP.. We appreciate that we really do.. Thank you..
Main-OK no problem.. Jaaun ab..
Kirti-Yeah sure..
Main-Pehle tum Jaao mujhe Iss pool Mein mmm.
Kirti-Kya Mein Kya?
Main-Oh nevermind main chalta hun ghar..
Ye bol main nikala wahaan se bhenchod saala abhi mutt deta isme nahaake pavitra hojaatey yelog..ahahah..lund..main bahaar aaya Gaadi Mein baitha.. Mera mood bahot halka hogaya tha Ekdum se pata nahi kyun but main kaafi free feel kar raha tha.. Jo achi baat hai.. Maine Sam ko call kiya..
Sam-Bhai theek hai tu??
Main-Haan be gandu itana roo kyun raha hai..
Sam-Kya be tu arrest hogaya ghar par sab tension Mein Hain bhai toh or jyaada tension Mein Hain tabse phone par phone kar rahe hain teri release k liye..
Main-Abe main hogaya release.. Tere bhai ne aisa kand kardiya ki ab fir hero Ban jaaega tera bhai tu tv on karna 15-20 minutes Baad..
Sam-Sachi?? Tu ghar aaraha hai??
Main-Naa rohit k Yahaan..
Sam-A AP tujhe pata hai i love you or Main tujhse kuch nahi maangta kabhi.. But aaj maangta hun..
Main-Haan Lund lele mera..
Sam-Bhai please aake bhai se Baat karle naa. Bahot tension Mein Hain woh khaana nahi khaaya hai Kalse..
Main-Same here.. Maine bhi naa khaaya...
Call disconnected..
Mera mood badal gaya tha mujhe laga tha bhai mujhse gussa honge jo koi issue nahi tha achi baat thi lekin ulta bhai khudse he gussa hogaye they unhe meri baatein sach lag gayi thi.. Or bhai ko aisi haalat Mein Nahi chhodne waala tha main.. Nope kabhi nahi..
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