Update-23(My Power)
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Chaaya-Inspector, get them out..
Insp-Me?? Main kyun..? Meri duty bahaar ki hai..
Chaaya-What??
Insp-Kya what?? Madam, kya baat kar rahi ho aap pata haina.. Sir samjhao madam ji ko jarra..
Nikhil - Chaaya calm down.. Let them talk..
Chaaya-Inspector do your job warna i am calling IG sir..
Inspector - Sure madam kijiye kijiye call.. I don't mind..
Chaaya-What??ok.. Ok..
Ye bolke usne apna phone nikaala or call kiya..
Chaaya - Hello, good morning sir, yeah yeah, sir i called to file a complaint of your incompetent police inspector.. Why?? Kyunki inke saamne kuch log yahaan zone k andar enter hogaye hain or ye unhe bahaar nikaalne ki bajaae mujhe gyaan de rahe hain..Yeah sure.. Yeah lijiye..
Ye bolke usne phone speaker par phone karke inspector ko diya..
Inspector - Jai Hindi Sir..Aadesh kijiyesir..
IG-Kya horaha hai wahaan?? Bola tha na maine koi bhi complaint hui toh Seedha suspend hoge tum.. Ab bolo?? Kardun suspend??
Insp-But sir..
IG-Kya but?? Kuch logon ko nahi roukk shaktey tum, itani force kiss liye bheji thi maine fir...
Insp-Sir Adhyaksh Sahaab hain idhar..
IG-Kon Adhyaksh??
Insp-AP bhai hain..
IG - Kya? Woh wahaan kaise??
Insp-Mujhe nahi pata Sir speaker par hai phone lijiye..
Main- Namaskaar IG sahaab..
IG-Arrey Namaskaar Sir Namaskaar. Kaise hain aap?? First of all many congratulations sir.. Abhi aap he ki news dekh raha tha main..
Main-Thank you IG Sahaab thank you..
IG-Kya baat hogayi aap wahan??
Main-Ab main ghuma firaake toh bolta nahi seedhi baat batata hun main ye factory bandh karwaane aaya hun idhar or mujhe isse bandh karwaane se koi nahi roukk shakta.. I repeat koi bhi nahi samjh rahe ho IG Sahaab??koi nahi roukk shakta..
IG-Ji ji bilkul aapka ishaara he kaafi hai sir.. Aadesh kijiye kya sewa kar shakta hun main aapki..
Main-Arrey sewa bahot kar chuke IG sahaab aap, itana kaam kar kar k thakk gaye hoge ek kaam kijiye Phone off karke nature ko enjoy kariye ek do din jarra ghum fir aaiye kahin, aapki sehat k liye acha hoga..
IG-Arrey lo aapne toh mere munh ki baat cheen lee main bus abhi nikal he raha hun 2-3 din baad office resume karta hun..
Main-Bilkul bilkul... Enjoy your trip Ig Sahaab.
IG-Ji thank you sir.. Thank you..
Ye bolke maine phone waapis nikhil ki taraf fainka..Ab un dono miya biwi ki gand fatti woh dono ab ghurrein mujhe..
Main-Haanji. DGP Sahaab ko karun call?? CM ko?? Yaa Sudha Chaudhary ko?? Yaa uske bete ko??
Nikhil - Listen you can't do this.. Ye sab legally ho raha hai..
Main-Ab aaya naa line par... Itana drama karwaane ki kya jarurat thi be aise baat nahi kar shakta tha..
Nikhil-Ok but fir bhi ye sab legally horaha hai..
Main-Tujhe kya lagta hai, i dont give a fuck ye legally hai yaa nahi..
Chaaya - Toh kya karoge tum?? Jaao court mein humaare lawyers dekhlenge..
Main-Lawyers?? Court?? Madam yahaan se chaaron taraf saikdon kilometres durr takk main he kanoon hun or main he judge.. I don't know tumne kya sochke ye jagah chunni yaa kiski baaton mein aagaye ho tumlog, i mean i know kiski baaton mein aaye ho but still ek baar humaare baare mein jaan letey, arrey kam se kam tere baap se he puchleta.. Lekin nahi tujhe toh hero banana tha..
Chaaya- Hey...
Main-Shut the fuck up.. Tumlog ne jo karna tha kar liya, jitana bolna tha utana bolne kaa moka main De chuka.. Ab tumlog bus sunoge mujhe nahi caahiye ye factory yahaan par 1% bhi nahi or naa he yahaan k logon ko caahiye kyun nahi caahiye ye tumhe ache se pata hai mujhse bhi better maalum hai tumhe ki ye factory yahaan nahi banaani caahiye .. Issliye ye factory yahaan nahi banegi nope not at all.. Ab obviously i know tumhara kharcha laga hai yahaan par toh woh pura kharch with extra main pay karunga tumhaari jameen ka paisa, building materials jo aachuke hain majdurri jo lagi 0 se 100% takk sab main dunga but ye factory yahaan nahi banegi as simple as that.. Main tumhe 24 ghantey kaa time deta hun kal issi time yahaan aaunga main or agar tumlog yahaan mille toh dekho hoga kya tumne toh aaj apni aukaat dikhaadi lekin fir kal main meri aukaat dikhaaunga or trust me woh sehne ki aukaat tumhaare andar nahi hai.. Goodbye Goodluck..
Ye bolke humlog waapis muddey..
Chaaya-(Chilaake) We are not going anywhere, we will see you tomorrow right here.. You are not a dictator here..
Main-(Chilaake) Dictator nahi madam Bhagwaan hun main yahaan ka.. Bhagwan.
Ye bolke main waapis bheed k pass aaya..
Main-Uncle dekho process suru karwadi hai maine, bejhijhak aaplog yahaan dharna do but yaad rakho koi bhi violent nahi hoga, kissi ne bhi kuch galat kiya yahaan toh main koi help nahi karunga aap sabki as simple as that..
Uncle - Ji beta jaisa aap kahein..
Main-Chalta hun..
Ye bolke humlog waapis gaadi mein baithtey..
Mangal - Kya lagta hai chale jaaenge yelog kal??
Main-Hell no.. Ye londiya dheet hai, kiss cheej ki akad hai isme i dont know but akad bahot hai, jab woh akad tuttegi tab he jaaenge yelog or usme thoda time lagega but chinta nahi karne kaa I'll handle it..Logon ki akad mujhe ache se todni aati hai..
Mangal - Hell yeah.. That was sick..
Abeer-It was.. Kahaan jaana hai??
Main - Gudla mein.. Wahaan woh Mehta's kaa kaam Suru hoga aaj.. Or inki akad bhi wahaan se he todna suru karunga..
Abeer-Kaise??
Main-Bhosdk sawaal bahot karta hai tu.. Just wait dekh he lena wahaan jaake..
Abeer-Ok bitch..
Main-Tension matt le, isko main yahaan se laat maarke bhagaaunga.. Bhenchod halwa hai kya Haryana aake mujhse panga lena..
Continued..
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