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Kya AP ko headquarters jaana caahiye?


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Humlog party headquarters pohanchey jahaan meri kai meetings thi party k senior officials k sath jo raat takk chali north India k humaare sab bade - 2 leaders aaye hue they bus meetings mein yahi discussion hua ki Kuch bhi hojaae koi kuch bole koi kuch kare woh sablog bhai k decision ko humessa follow karenge or ab jab main bhai ki jagah hun toh woh mujhe follow karenge doesn't matter main kon hun kya hun or maine kya kya kiya hai.. Sabka support milne k baad mera confidence level ekdum top par tha i know ab main sab sambhaal lunga.. Raatko humne dinner haweli par kiya tabtak Abeer ne Factories and crushers ko bolke Bansal family k saare raw materials k sources kaat diye they and udhar Rajnish ne apna kaam bakhoobi kar diya tha yaani subah Bansal ki bahot jagah se lagne waali thi lekin itana easy piche nahi hatne waale they wohlog, kal main 100% sure tha ki Sudha yaa uska beta wahaan milne waala tha or obviously uske pass counterplan toh hoga he lekin main sabkuch already plan kar chuka tha harr possibility ko main already tackle kar chuka tha issliye mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi.. Main mast soya and subah time se utha uthke fresh hua and niche aake breakfast kiya, uske baad bhai k sath thoda party related muddon par discussion hua jo kareeb 1 ghantey chala and then kal waale time humlog waapis nikale Ragho gaon ki taraf same kaafila fir ready tha humlog wahaan pohanchey toh same he scene tha wahin gaon waalon ki bheed wahi police force bus ek farak tha aaj bheed kam thi kyunki kaam suru nahi hua tha abtak and then maal laane lejaane waale vehicles bhi wahaan mojjud nahi they.. Lekin wahaan 2 Mercedes cars khaddi thi toh main samjh gaya tha ki ek toh obviously Nikhil and Uski wife ki hogi dusari ab Mujhe laga Sudha ki hogi.. Humlog niche uttare and aage aaye gaon waalon se milke seedha andar aaye toh as expected Nikhil uski wife and then third tha Dheeraj, actually Sudha khud nahi aai thi uska beta aaya tha Interesting.. Interesting..Or surprisingly woh teeno he apne - 2 phones par kissi ko call kiye hue they or sab bhaari gusse mein they main again unhi ki chair par baitha.. Unhone mujhe dekha toh Sabse pehle Dheeraj aaya meri taraf usne phone cut kiya toh uske piche piche Chaaya aai..

Dheeraj-Kya chal raha hai ye??

Main-Hmmm.. Hmmmm.. Tereko kya lagta hai??

Dheeraj-Tujhe kya lagta hai tu Taanaasaah hai yahaan kaa??

Main-Maine inhe kal bhi bola tha aaj tujhe bhi bolta hun Main Bhagwaan hun yahaan kaa..

Dheeraj-Tu aise he kaam bandh nahi karwa shakta..

Main-Main toh karwa chuka hun be already.. Tu kya baat kar raha hai..

Dheeraj-Tujhe kya lagta hai isase kaam rukk jaaega?? Bahaar se majdurr leke aaunga main or bahaar se he raw material nuksaan uthaake he sahi lekin ye kaam pura hoga..

Main-I know ye temporary hai, but beta chinta matt kar ilaaj mere pass permanent bhi hai so chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai.. Dekh mere pass harr tarah ki bimaari kaa ilaaj hai ab ye tumhe decide karna hai tumhe kiss level kaa ilaaj caahiye hai or wahi main dedunga tumhe..

Ye sunke usne ghurra mujhe..

Main-Aise kya dekh raha haibe?? Tujhe maalum haina kon hun main?? Meri ijaazatt k bina toh yahaan hawa takk nahi badalti or tu itana bada project banaana caah raha tha.. Pagal hogaya tha kya.. I know teri maa toh ab budhi horahi hai toh thoda dimag sathiyaaega he lekin tu toh samjhdaar hai tu toh samjhaata at least usko..

Dheeraj-Meri mummy kaa naam apni gandi jubaan par matt laa..

Main- Acha bhenchod ab gandi jubaan bhi meri.. Kya ukhaad lega be??

Dheeraj-Tu mera kya ukhaad lega??

Main-Main?? Beta main tujhe jadd se ukhaad dunga, saale sadkon par nanga douda - 2 k peetunga kya baat kar raha hai tu.. Ek MP post or Ek Cabinet ministery tumhe superior nahi banaati, superior hum they hum hain or hum he rahenge tera pura pareevar issi bharam mein raha hai ki tumlog humse uppar aaoge lekin uppar aana toh durr ki baat hai bhenchod tumlog toh aas pass bhi nahi ho.. Main 10th floor par hun or tumlog basement mein samjha.. We run this shit..Ab dekh ek ehsaan kardeta hun tere uppar moka deta hun meri deal still table par hai ye sab bandh kardo or apne gharr jaao nuksaan ki bharpaai main kardunga.. Ye sab bandh karo and live happily..

Chaaya-Or bandh nahi kiya toh..

Main-Toh main kardunga.. Bhalla main kissliye baitha hun.. Kamaal kartey ho madam.. Kal bola tha naa?? Isko bulaake kya saabit karna caahtey they tumlog?? Ye mera kya ukhaad lega?? Kamsekam iski maa ko bulaatey obviously ukhaad mera kuch woh bhi nahi leti but kamsekam isase toh uppar hai woh.. Ye kya hai mere saamne?? Iss jaise mujhe Ustaad ustaad kehke boltey hain samjhe..

Dheeraj-Usase kya baat kar raha hai mujhse baat kar..

Main-Abe abhitak tujhse he toh baat kar raha tha, pair bharra nahi tera sun sun k?? Kitani beijati karwaaega.. Maan meri baat bandh kardey ye..

Dheeraj-Warna??

Main-Fir wahi baat warna bhai main karwadunga bandh or mere tareeke seheney ki aukaat nahi hai teri..

Dheeraj-Matlab nahi maanega tu??

Main-Main)?? Main kyu maanunga be pagal hai kya??

Dheeraj-Mujhe pata tha tu nahi maanega issliye main already aage ki planning karke aaya tha..Woh dekh..

Main piche mudda toh jiss raaste se humlog aaye wahaan se kuch vans aati dikhi mujhe jinko dekhtey he samjh gaya main ki media waale aaye hain.. Or ek do nahi kai tarah k media waale aarahe they.. Oh i see i fucking see shyaanpatti khel gaya maadarchod..

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Humlog Gudla Pohanchey toh construction site par Mehta family already mojjud thi uske alawa MLA Rajnish or uske supporters mojjud they , ek baar pooja wagairaah ho rahi thi wahaan.. Humlog gaadi mein se uttare toh Rajnish meri taraf aaya usne mere pair chhunne ki koshish ki toh maine usko bichmein rouka..

Main-Kya kar raha he MLa hai tu..

Rajnish - Kuch bhi banjaaun bhai aapse niche he rahunga..

Main-Aisa matt kiya kar public mein..

Rajnish - Apan ko koi farak nahi padta bhai.. Jo hai so hai..Bahut bahut badhaai bhai.. Pichle kuch din se North India mein aap he chaaye ho or aaj toh aapne aag he laga di hai.. Center takk hill gaya bhai.. Pagla jaaenge wohlog..

Main-Yeah unhi ki maa chodni hai..

Rajnish - Jo aap caaho bhai.. Ye dekhlo bhai kaam suru karwadiya hai or basti waale bahot aabhaari hain aapke..

Main-Mera naam matt liya kar tu jo karta hai tere naam se kiya kar..

Rajnish - Aise kaise bhai, paisa aapka main kyun dunga..

Main-apni ek he baat hai be idhar tera naam caahiye mujhe bus.. Samjha kar..

Rajnish - Jo aapki marji bhai..

Main-Ye kaam mein koi dikkat naa aaye dhyaan rakhna..

Rajnish - Ji ji bhai.. Aap tension naa lo bhai..Or koi hukkam ho toh batao bhai..

Main-Haan ussi k liye aaya tha actually main.. Tera kaam hai jaruri karega??

Rajnish - Bhai goli maardo yun beijjati naa karo bhai.. Hukkam karo aap..

Main-Woh Ragho gaon waala situation pata hai??

Rajnish - Ofcourse bhai andha paisa bahaaya gaya hai.. Kya Taj mahal bana rahe hain naa maalum..

Main-Yeah woh kaam kiska hai pata hai??

Rajnish - Haan bhai Bansal kaa hai, lekin dekh uska beta raha hai.. Ye Haina apna Sudha kaa beta kya naam hai uska.. Dheeraj haan Dheeraj woh help karwa raha hai.. Aapko kya karna hai bhai uska??

Main-Mereko woh kaam bandh karwana hai..

Rajnish - Arrey kyun??

Main-Bus be karwana hai toh karwana hai kyun kya hota hai.. Teri help caahiye..

Rajnish - Done bhai.. Bolo kya karwana hai??

Main-Dekhle Sudha Chaudhary involved hai..

Rajnish-Aji ghanta Sudha apne ghar hogi yahaan hum hain jo hain bhai.. Aap bolo thok dun uss Bansal k londey ko??

Main-Arrey bhosdk nahi aisa matt kardena gand marr jaaegi meri.. Tujhe bus ek kaam karna hai..

Rajnish - Hukkam bhai..

Main-Wahaan 2 Contractor hain samjha or dono tere yahaan k hain.. Naam wagairaah pakka pata nahi mujhe but dono tere he yahaan k hain.. Majdurr bhi unhi k hain issliye tere pass aaya main warna main khud baat karleta..

Rajnish - Kya karna hai bhai unka??

Main-Unko bol jaake ki kalse koi kaam par nahi jaaega koi bhi nahi jo nuksaan hoga obviously main double dunga yaa tu advance he dedena.. Lekin kaam nahi hoga wahaan.. Or nahi maane toh..

Rajnish - Arrey maanega kyun nahi bhai.. Maanega naa.. Maanega kaise nahi..

Main-Badhiya.. Then uske baad jatin kahaan hai??

Rajnish - Sehar mein he hai bhai..

Jatin actually mera purana contact tha school time mein senior hota tha mujhse woh baadmein drug dealer bana then jab main tadipaar hoke waapis aaya Haryana toh uski or uske bhai ki help se bahot kuch kiya tha maine then usko or uske bhai ko maine Rajnish ki sharan mein bhejdiya tha or tabse woh issi k sath kaam karta hai.. Apna loyal hai ekdum..

Main-Badhiya usko bol kuch bandey leke harr major contractor se mille jo apne aas pass k 4-5 districts mein hain harr Majdurr union k leaders se mille unhe bus simple baat bole ki Ragho waala contract koi bhi nahi lega sochega bhi nahi lene ki seedha mana karna hai.. Paise maange toh paise do or fir bhi nahi maane toh mera naam lo or fir bhi nahi maane toh..

Rajnish - Ji bhai fir toh Nadiyaan/Nehar bahot behti hain haryana mein chinta matt kijiye bhai..

Main-Exactly... Ye kaam karwa tu kal takk..

Rajnish - Done samjho bhai..

Main-Bhosdk tu khud involve nahi hona samjha.. Tera naam kharaab hua toh gand todd dunga..

Rajnish - Ji bhai.. Chinta matt karo bhai done samjho.. Or haan ek or batata hun bhai bandh karwaane kaa tareeka... Bhai cement factories, intth(bricks) k bhatte or concrete k liye crushers wagairaah ko bolo saalon ko material he naa dein apne aas pass itane bade project ko support karne waale ye 15-20 honge or unko aap bologe toh woh lund denge inhe bus fir maare jaaenge yelog kahaan se material mangwaaenge?? Bahaar se?? Saalon ko wahi cost khaa jaaegi..

Main-Bus kya bhosdk chutiya samjha hai kya ye already karwa chuka main..

Abeer-Yeah..Aaj raat takk ho jaaega ye..

Rajnish - Bus toh bhai apna kaam bhi hojaaega samjho..

Main-Shabbas..Chal chalta hun ab..

Rajnish-Arrey aise kaise bhai khaana taiyaar hai bhai..

Main-Nahi be time nahi hai, kaam bahot hain baadmein kabhi..

Rajnish-Arrey chaaye toh peeke jaao bhai..

Main-Bus be paani peelaadey, fir nikalte hain.

Humlog wahaan se nikale waapis party headquarters k liye..

Abeer-Abtoh bhalla kya he karlenge wohlog bc kaam bandh karna padega..

Main-Yep but temporarily or apan ko permanent kaam karna hai..

Abeer-Woh bhi hojaaega be..

Main-Itana easy nahi Abeer babu main picture toh abhi aai he nahi hai, Sudha ji ki entry toh baaki hai abhi.. Woh aaengi tabhi toh game interesting banega.. Abhi toh party suru hui hai..Just wait and watch..

Continued.

Update-24( Rajnish)

24

Humlog Gudla Pohanchey toh construction site par Mehta family already mojjud thi uske alawa MLA Rajnish or uske supporters mojjud they , ek baar pooja wagairaah ho rahi thi wahaan.. Humlog gaadi mein se uttare toh Rajnish meri taraf aaya usne mere pair chhunne ki koshish ki toh maine usko bichmein rouka..

Main-Kya kar raha he MLa hai tu..

Rajnish - Kuch bhi banjaaun bhai aapse niche he rahunga..

Main-Aisa matt kiya kar public mein..

Rajnish - Apan ko koi farak nahi padta bhai.. Jo hai so hai..Bahut bahut badhaai bhai.. Pichle kuch din se North India mein aap he chaaye ho or aaj toh aapne aag he laga di hai.. Center takk hill gaya bhai.. Pagla jaaenge wohlog..

Main-Yeah unhi ki maa chodni hai..

Rajnish - Jo aap caaho bhai.. Ye dekhlo bhai kaam suru karwadiya hai or basti waale bahot aabhaari hain aapke..

Main-Mera naam matt liya kar tu jo karta hai tere naam se kiya kar..

Rajnish - Aise kaise bhai, paisa aapka main kyun dunga..

Main-apni ek he baat hai be idhar tera naam caahiye mujhe bus.. Samjha kar..

Rajnish - Jo aapki marji bhai..

Main-Ye kaam mein koi dikkat naa aaye dhyaan rakhna..

Rajnish - Ji ji bhai.. Aap tension naa lo bhai..Or koi hukkam ho toh batao bhai..

Main-Haan ussi k liye aaya tha actually main.. Tera kaam hai jaruri karega??

Rajnish - Bhai goli maardo yun beijjati naa karo bhai.. Hukkam karo aap..

Main-Woh Ragho gaon waala situation pata hai??

Rajnish - Ofcourse bhai andha paisa bahaaya gaya hai.. Kya Taj mahal bana rahe hain naa maalum..

Main-Yeah woh kaam kiska hai pata hai??

Rajnish - Haan bhai Bansal kaa hai, lekin dekh uska beta raha hai.. Ye Haina apna Sudha kaa beta kya naam hai uska.. Dheeraj haan Dheeraj woh help karwa raha hai.. Aapko kya karna hai bhai uska??

Main-Mereko woh kaam bandh karwana hai..

Rajnish - Arrey kyun??

Main-Bus be karwana hai toh karwana hai kyun kya hota hai.. Teri help caahiye..

Rajnish - Done bhai.. Bolo kya karwana hai??

Main-Dekhle Sudha Chaudhary involved hai..

Rajnish-Aji ghanta Sudha apne ghar hogi yahaan hum hain jo hain bhai.. Aap bolo thok dun uss Bansal k londey ko??

Main-Arrey bhosdk nahi aisa matt kardena gand marr jaaegi meri.. Tujhe bus ek kaam karna hai..

Rajnish - Hukkam bhai..

Main-Wahaan 2 Contractor hain samjha or dono tere yahaan k hain.. Naam wagairaah pakka pata nahi mujhe but dono tere he yahaan k hain.. Majdurr bhi unhi k hain issliye tere pass aaya main warna main khud baat karleta..

Rajnish - Kya karna hai bhai unka??

Main-Unko bol jaake ki kalse koi kaam par nahi jaaega koi bhi nahi jo nuksaan hoga obviously main double dunga yaa tu advance he dedena.. Lekin kaam nahi hoga wahaan.. Or nahi maane toh..

Rajnish - Arrey maanega kyun nahi bhai.. Maanega naa.. Maanega kaise nahi..

Main-Badhiya.. Then uske baad jatin kahaan hai??

Rajnish - Sehar mein he hai bhai..

Jatin actually mera purana contact tha school time mein senior hota tha mujhse woh baadmein drug dealer bana then jab main tadipaar hoke waapis aaya Haryana toh uski or uske bhai ki help se bahot kuch kiya tha maine then usko or uske bhai ko maine Rajnish ki sharan mein bhejdiya tha or tabse woh issi k sath kaam karta hai.. Apna loyal hai ekdum..

Main-Badhiya usko bol kuch bandey leke harr major contractor se mille jo apne aas pass k 4-5 districts mein hain harr Majdurr union k leaders se mille unhe bus simple baat bole ki Ragho waala contract koi bhi nahi lega sochega bhi nahi lene ki seedha mana karna hai.. Paise maange toh paise do or fir bhi nahi maane toh mera naam lo or fir bhi nahi maane toh..

Rajnish - Ji bhai fir toh Nadiyaan/Nehar bahot behti hain haryana mein chinta matt kijiye bhai..

Main-Exactly... Ye kaam karwa tu kal takk..

Rajnish - Done samjho bhai..

Main-Bhosdk tu khud involve nahi hona samjha.. Tera naam kharaab hua toh gand todd dunga..

Rajnish - Ji bhai.. Chinta matt karo bhai done samjho.. Or haan ek or batata hun bhai bandh karwaane kaa tareeka... Bhai cement factories, intth(bricks) k bhatte or concrete k liye crushers wagairaah ko bolo saalon ko material he naa dein apne aas pass itane bade project ko support karne waale ye 15-20 honge or unko aap bologe toh woh lund denge inhe bus fir maare jaaenge yelog kahaan se material mangwaaenge?? Bahaar se?? Saalon ko wahi cost khaa jaaegi..

Main-Bus kya bhosdk chutiya samjha hai kya ye already karwa chuka main..

Abeer-Yeah..Aaj raat takk ho jaaega ye..

Rajnish - Bus toh bhai apna kaam bhi hojaaega samjho..

Main-Shabbas..Chal chalta hun ab..

Rajnish-Arrey aise kaise bhai khaana taiyaar hai bhai..

Main-Nahi be time nahi hai, kaam bahot hain baadmein kabhi..

Rajnish-Arrey chaaye toh peeke jaao bhai..

Main-Bus be paani peelaadey, fir nikalte hain.

Humlog wahaan se nikale waapis party headquarters k liye..

Abeer-Abtoh bhalla kya he karlenge wohlog bc kaam bandh karna padega..

Main-Yep but temporarily or apan ko permanent kaam karna hai..

Abeer-Woh bhi hojaaega be..

Main-Itana easy nahi Abeer babu main picture toh abhi aai he nahi hai, Sudha ji ki entry toh baaki hai abhi.. Woh aaengi tabhi toh game interesting banega.. Abhi toh party suru hui hai..Just wait and watch..

Continued..
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Humlog party headquarters pohanchey jahaan meri kai meetings thi party k senior officials k sath jo raat takk chali north India k humaare sab bade - 2 leaders aaye hue they bus meetings mein yahi discussion hua ki Kuch bhi hojaae koi kuch bole koi kuch kare woh sablog bhai k decision ko humessa follow karenge or ab jab main bhai ki jagah hun toh woh mujhe follow karenge doesn't matter main kon hun kya hun or maine kya kya kiya hai.. Sabka support milne k baad mera confidence level ekdum top par tha i know ab main sab sambhaal lunga.. Raatko humne dinner haweli par kiya tabtak Abeer ne Factories and crushers ko bolke Bansal family k saare raw materials k sources kaat diye they and udhar Rajnish ne apna kaam bakhoobi kar diya tha yaani subah Bansal ki bahot jagah se lagne waali thi lekin itana easy piche nahi hatne waale they wohlog, kal main 100% sure tha ki Sudha yaa uska beta wahaan milne waala tha or obviously uske pass counterplan toh hoga he lekin main sabkuch already plan kar chuka tha harr possibility ko main already tackle kar chuka tha issliye mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi.. Main mast soya and subah time se utha uthke fresh hua and niche aake breakfast kiya, uske baad bhai k sath thoda party related muddon par discussion hua jo kareeb 1 ghantey chala and then kal waale time humlog waapis nikale Ragho gaon ki taraf same kaafila fir ready tha humlog wahaan pohanchey toh same he scene tha wahin gaon waalon ki bheed wahi police force bus ek farak tha aaj bheed kam thi kyunki kaam suru nahi hua tha abtak and then maal laane lejaane waale vehicles bhi wahaan mojjud nahi they.. Lekin wahaan 2 Mercedes cars khaddi thi toh main samjh gaya tha ki ek toh obviously Nikhil and Uski wife ki hogi dusari ab Mujhe laga Sudha ki hogi.. Humlog niche uttare and aage aaye gaon waalon se milke seedha andar aaye toh as expected Nikhil uski wife and then third tha Dheeraj, actually Sudha khud nahi aai thi uska beta aaya tha Interesting.. Interesting..Or surprisingly woh teeno he apne - 2 phones par kissi ko call kiye hue they or sab bhaari gusse mein they main again unhi ki chair par baitha.. Unhone mujhe dekha toh Sabse pehle Dheeraj aaya meri taraf usne phone cut kiya toh uske piche piche Chaaya aai..

Dheeraj-Kya chal raha hai ye??

Main-Hmmm.. Hmmmm.. Tereko kya lagta hai??

Dheeraj-Tujhe kya lagta hai tu Taanaasaah hai yahaan kaa??

Main-Maine inhe kal bhi bola tha aaj tujhe bhi bolta hun Main Bhagwaan hun yahaan kaa..

Dheeraj-Tu aise he kaam bandh nahi karwa shakta..

Main-Main toh karwa chuka hun be already.. Tu kya baat kar raha hai..

Dheeraj-Tujhe kya lagta hai isase kaam rukk jaaega?? Bahaar se majdurr leke aaunga main or bahaar se he raw material nuksaan uthaake he sahi lekin ye kaam pura hoga..

Main-I know ye temporary hai, but beta chinta matt kar ilaaj mere pass permanent bhi hai so chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai.. Dekh mere pass harr tarah ki bimaari kaa ilaaj hai ab ye tumhe decide karna hai tumhe kiss level kaa ilaaj caahiye hai or wahi main dedunga tumhe..

Ye sunke usne ghurra mujhe..

Main-Aise kya dekh raha haibe?? Tujhe maalum haina kon hun main?? Meri ijaazatt k bina toh yahaan hawa takk nahi badalti or tu itana bada project banaana caah raha tha.. Pagal hogaya tha kya.. I know teri maa toh ab budhi horahi hai toh thoda dimag sathiyaaega he lekin tu toh samjhdaar hai tu toh samjhaata at least usko..

Dheeraj-Meri mummy kaa naam apni gandi jubaan par matt laa..

Main- Acha bhenchod ab gandi jubaan bhi meri.. Kya ukhaad lega be??

Dheeraj-Tu mera kya ukhaad lega??

Main-Main?? Beta main tujhe jadd se ukhaad dunga, saale sadkon par nanga douda - 2 k peetunga kya baat kar raha hai tu.. Ek MP post or Ek Cabinet ministery tumhe superior nahi banaati, superior hum they hum hain or hum he rahenge tera pura pareevar issi bharam mein raha hai ki tumlog humse uppar aaoge lekin uppar aana toh durr ki baat hai bhenchod tumlog toh aas pass bhi nahi ho.. Main 10th floor par hun or tumlog basement mein samjha.. We run this shit..Ab dekh ek ehsaan kardeta hun tere uppar moka deta hun meri deal still table par hai ye sab bandh kardo or apne gharr jaao nuksaan ki bharpaai main kardunga.. Ye sab bandh karo and live happily..

Chaaya-Or bandh nahi kiya toh..

Main-Toh main kardunga.. Bhalla main kissliye baitha hun.. Kamaal kartey ho madam.. Kal bola tha naa?? Isko bulaake kya saabit karna caahtey they tumlog?? Ye mera kya ukhaad lega?? Kamsekam iski maa ko bulaatey obviously ukhaad mera kuch woh bhi nahi leti but kamsekam isase toh uppar hai woh.. Ye kya hai mere saamne?? Iss jaise mujhe Ustaad ustaad kehke boltey hain samjhe..

Dheeraj-Usase kya baat kar raha hai mujhse baat kar..

Main-Abe abhitak tujhse he toh baat kar raha tha, pair bharra nahi tera sun sun k?? Kitani beijati karwaaega.. Maan meri baat bandh kardey ye..

Dheeraj-Warna??

Main-Fir wahi baat warna bhai main karwadunga bandh or mere tareeke seheney ki aukaat nahi hai teri..

Dheeraj-Matlab nahi maanega tu??

Main-Main)?? Main kyu maanunga be pagal hai kya??

Dheeraj-Mujhe pata tha tu nahi maanega issliye main already aage ki planning karke aaya tha..Woh dekh..

Main piche mudda toh jiss raaste se humlog aaye wahaan se kuch vans aati dikhi mujhe jinko dekhtey he samjh gaya main ki media waale aaye hain.. Or ek do nahi kai tarah k media waale aarahe they.. Oh i see i fucking see shyaanpatti khel gaya maadarchod..

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Humlog party headquarters pohanchey jahaan meri kai meetings thi party k senior officials k sath jo raat takk chali north India k humaare sab bade - 2 leaders aaye hue they bus meetings mein yahi discussion hua ki Kuch bhi hojaae koi kuch bole koi kuch kare woh sablog bhai k decision ko humessa follow karenge or ab jab main bhai ki jagah hun toh woh mujhe follow karenge doesn't matter main kon hun kya hun or maine kya kya kiya hai.. Sabka support milne k baad mera confidence level ekdum top par tha i know ab main sab sambhaal lunga.. Raatko humne dinner haweli par kiya tabtak Abeer ne Factories and crushers ko bolke Bansal family k saare raw materials k sources kaat diye they and udhar Rajnish ne apna kaam bakhoobi kar diya tha yaani subah Bansal ki bahot jagah se lagne waali thi lekin itana easy piche nahi hatne waale they wohlog, kal main 100% sure tha ki Sudha yaa uska beta wahaan milne waala tha or obviously uske pass counterplan toh hoga he lekin main sabkuch already plan kar chuka tha harr possibility ko main already tackle kar chuka tha issliye mujhe koi dikkat nahi thi.. Main mast soya and subah time se utha uthke fresh hua and niche aake breakfast kiya, uske baad bhai k sath thoda party related muddon par discussion hua jo kareeb 1 ghantey chala and then kal waale time humlog waapis nikale Ragho gaon ki taraf same kaafila fir ready tha humlog wahaan pohanchey toh same he scene tha wahin gaon waalon ki bheed wahi police force bus ek farak tha aaj bheed kam thi kyunki kaam suru nahi hua tha abtak and then maal laane lejaane waale vehicles bhi wahaan mojjud nahi they.. Lekin wahaan 2 Mercedes cars khaddi thi toh main samjh gaya tha ki ek toh obviously Nikhil and Uski wife ki hogi dusari ab Mujhe laga Sudha ki hogi.. Humlog niche uttare and aage aaye gaon waalon se milke seedha andar aaye toh as expected Nikhil uski wife and then third tha Dheeraj, actually Sudha khud nahi aai thi uska beta aaya tha Interesting.. Interesting..Or surprisingly woh teeno he apne - 2 phones par kissi ko call kiye hue they or sab bhaari gusse mein they main again unhi ki chair par baitha.. Unhone mujhe dekha toh Sabse pehle Dheeraj aaya meri taraf usne phone cut kiya toh uske piche piche Chaaya aai..

Dheeraj-Kya chal raha hai ye??

Main-Hmmm.. Hmmmm.. Tereko kya lagta hai??

Dheeraj-Tujhe kya lagta hai tu Taanaasaah hai yahaan kaa??

Main-Maine inhe kal bhi bola tha aaj tujhe bhi bolta hun Main Bhagwaan hun yahaan kaa..

Dheeraj-Tu aise he kaam bandh nahi karwa shakta..

Main-Main toh karwa chuka hun be already.. Tu kya baat kar raha hai..

Dheeraj-Tujhe kya lagta hai isase kaam rukk jaaega?? Bahaar se majdurr leke aaunga main or bahaar se he raw material nuksaan uthaake he sahi lekin ye kaam pura hoga..

Main-I know ye temporary hai, but beta chinta matt kar ilaaj mere pass permanent bhi hai so chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai.. Dekh mere pass harr tarah ki bimaari kaa ilaaj hai ab ye tumhe decide karna hai tumhe kiss level kaa ilaaj caahiye hai or wahi main dedunga tumhe..

Ye sunke usne ghurra mujhe..

Main-Aise kya dekh raha haibe?? Tujhe maalum haina kon hun main?? Meri ijaazatt k bina toh yahaan hawa takk nahi badalti or tu itana bada project banaana caah raha tha.. Pagal hogaya tha kya.. I know teri maa toh ab budhi horahi hai toh thoda dimag sathiyaaega he lekin tu toh samjhdaar hai tu toh samjhaata at least usko..

Dheeraj-Meri mummy kaa naam apni gandi jubaan par matt laa..

Main- Acha bhenchod ab gandi jubaan bhi meri.. Kya ukhaad lega be??

Dheeraj-Tu mera kya ukhaad lega??

Main-Main?? Beta main tujhe jadd se ukhaad dunga, saale sadkon par nanga douda - 2 k peetunga kya baat kar raha hai tu.. Ek MP post or Ek Cabinet ministery tumhe superior nahi banaati, superior hum they hum hain or hum he rahenge tera pura pareevar issi bharam mein raha hai ki tumlog humse uppar aaoge lekin uppar aana toh durr ki baat hai bhenchod tumlog toh aas pass bhi nahi ho.. Main 10th floor par hun or tumlog basement mein samjha.. We run this shit..Ab dekh ek ehsaan kardeta hun tere uppar moka deta hun meri deal still table par hai ye sab bandh kardo or apne gharr jaao nuksaan ki bharpaai main kardunga.. Ye sab bandh karo and live happily..

Chaaya-Or bandh nahi kiya toh..

Main-Toh main kardunga.. Bhalla main kissliye baitha hun.. Kamaal kartey ho madam.. Kal bola tha naa?? Isko bulaake kya saabit karna caahtey they tumlog?? Ye mera kya ukhaad lega?? Kamsekam iski maa ko bulaatey obviously ukhaad mera kuch woh bhi nahi leti but kamsekam isase toh uppar hai woh.. Ye kya hai mere saamne?? Iss jaise mujhe Ustaad ustaad kehke boltey hain samjhe..

Dheeraj-Usase kya baat kar raha hai mujhse baat kar..

Main-Abe abhitak tujhse he toh baat kar raha tha, pair bharra nahi tera sun sun k?? Kitani beijati karwaaega.. Maan meri baat bandh kardey ye..

Dheeraj-Warna??

Main-Fir wahi baat warna bhai main karwadunga bandh or mere tareeke seheney ki aukaat nahi hai teri..

Dheeraj-Matlab nahi maanega tu??

Main-Main)?? Main kyu maanunga be pagal hai kya??

Dheeraj-Mujhe pata tha tu nahi maanega issliye main already aage ki planning karke aaya tha..Woh dekh..

Main piche mudda toh jiss raaste se humlog aaye wahaan se kuch vans aati dikhi mujhe jinko dekhtey he samjh gaya main ki media waale aaye hain.. Or ek do nahi kai tarah k media waale aarahe they.. Oh i see i fucking see shyaanpatti khel gaya maadarchod..

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