Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[AP 316]

Guys guys it's fine ye sab regularly hota rehta hai jiss line mein main hun usme Protests,case ,FIR ,parche, chargesheet etc hota rehta hai bus iss baar maine issko bataa diya or isne yahaan post kardiya jo isko nahi karna chahiye tha. Main theek hun 24 hours k andar I'm back home better thn ever. No issues no problems no bakchodi . Humein bhalla kon jail mein rakh shakta hai Bhagwaan hun main literally

Updates tomorrow.

 

[Hadijutt]

Helicopter isi liye aya k easy nikala jay bina kisi lafdy k.

 

[dark_world12]

Update-555(My Way)
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Humlog raat 9:30 baje Bengalore airport land hue and wahaan se baaki sab hotel gaye lekin main and Jatin nikale Shiva Reddy k residence k liye wahaan pohancha main toh gate par security forces ko apne appointment ka bataya Maine and uske baad meri checking hui and ek banda mujhe leke ghar k piche bane rest house ki taraf aaya Jatin ko bahaar he chhod diya maine and idhar woh guard gate kholke mujhe leke andar aaya toh andar hall mein Shiva Reddy or Anil dono sofa par baithey drinks ka aananad le rahe they..

Guard- Sir.. He's from Delhi.. Woh prime minister sir ne meeting fix ki thi jo..

Shiva- Who are you?? Oh.. My god.. Tum toh.. Guard gun point par lo isko...

Ye sunte he guard ne mere uppar gun taan di..

Main- Woahhh relax.. Relax.. I'm here to talk..

Shiva- We don't talk to terrorists...

Main- Damn.. Terrorist..

Anil- Yeah. Yahi naam diya haina tumhe Government Of India ne..

Shiva- Yeah.. Most wanted Person in India k saamne khaddey ho tum Anil..

Anil- Crazy.. I've heard a lot about you ..

Main- I know.. Everyone has heard a lot about me..

Anil- Why are you here??

Shiva- I know.. Humein apne sath alliance mein laane k liye aaya hai.. Issi liye toh Central government iske piche paddi hai.

Anil-Great. Toh humaara sidha jawaab hai No.. Not at all.. No..

Shiva- Yeah..

Main- But abhi toh meri deal bhi nahi suni hai aapne??

Shiva- Sunani hai bhi nahi we're happy with NDP..You can't defeat Balvant..Guard.. Isko leke jaao and police bulaake unke hawaale kardo and Central Government mein inform karwa do ki unka shikaar pakkad liya hai humne..

Main- Ok.. Relax a bit.. Suno meri baat.. I know Balvant is offering you a lot but main usase jyaada dunga.. Trust me..

Shiva- Bache.. Tum paida nahi hue they tabse raajneeti mein hain humlog.. Now Fuck Off..

Main- Arrey fir problem kya hai sun lo meri baat.. Passand naa aaye toh you can have me arrested..

Anil- Shut the fuck up..

Shiva- Yeah.. Guard what are you waiting for .. Bahaar lejaake fainkdo saale ko.. Balvant apne aap sambhaal lega isko..

Anil- Yeah..

Guard-Lets go sir... Hath uppar..

Main- Relax.. Let me talk..

Guard- Not an option.. Come on..

Usne mujhe dhakka maartey hue kaha dhakka lagte he maine mudke uske hath se gun cheeni Or woh kuch samjh paata usase pehle uske munh par diya ek bhayanak punch.. Punch lagte he woh niche girra .. Punch lagte he behosh hogaya tha woh.. Ye dekh k woh dono ki gand fatt gayi. Woh phone uthaane lage..

Main- Rukk.. Madarchod.. Rukk..

Maine gun he maari faink k Shiva ko..

Main- Ye gun utha.. And relax..

Shiva- Tum jaante ho.. Tum jaante ho kon hun main??

Main- Madarchod Tu nahi jaanta kon hun main.. Mujhe arrest karwaaega Tu.. Ye bungalow par mojjud harr shaks ko thokk dunga main teri family samett madarchod.. Bhosdk samjhta kya hai tu mujhe.... I'm a straight up killer.. Samjha.. Now shut the fuck up and listen to me..

Anil- How dare you..

Ye sunte he maine thappad maara uske munh par jisse dekh Shiva ne gun taan di mere uppar..

Main- Bhosdk.. Uthaana ashaan hai chalaana nahi.. Gand mein dum hona chahiye.. Ab chup reh warna itana maarunga madarchod.. Baitho.. Aise..good..Tu bhi Baith bhadwe..

Maine Anil ko sofa par dhakka detey hue kaha.. Main unke saamne dusare sofa par baitha..

Main- Baat sunaney mein tax lag raha tha madarchod tumhare?? Ab bhi sunega naa.. Pehle sunleta.. Ab sun.. Kya bol rahe they tum?? Balvant ko nahi harra shakta main?? Bhosdk harra chuka hun Balvant ko toh main.. Toh maa ki chut tumhari Or maa ki chut Balvant ki.. Ye dekh...

Maine woh meeting kaa screenshot dikhaya jisme sab leaders they alliance waale..

Main- 293...293 seats hain iss photo mein.. Alag alag count kar le caahe... Ab ye dekh..

Fir Maine Mumbai waali selfie dikhaai unhe..

Main- 36.. Puri 36 seats yahaan hain... Samjha.. Total. Hua 329... Madarchod tere Balvant ki maa chod chuka hun main..

Ye sunke unki aankhein khulne lagi..

Main- Yeah.. Karle total ab.. Badhiya deal leke aaya tha main tumhare liye ki mere sath aa jaao.. Balvant toh jaane waala hai.Mujhe jarurat nahi hai tumhari but acha hota 329 ki jagah 364 ho jaata...Main bahot kuch dene waala tha tumhe...Mann passand cabinet posts ,1000 crore Rupees tumhare MP's k liye..25 Crore Per MP..or 125 Crore tum dono ko alag se..Lekin nahi tumhe toh maa chudwaani hai apni.. Ab kya hoga pata hai??? Main sarkaar banaaunga Or tumhaari maa chodunga main... Kaise chodunga pata hai?? Sabse pehle toh tu aa bhosdk.. Shiva Reddy.. Nyaay ki murti.. Strictness tere khoon mein hai.. Rowdy leader... Kya kya bolte hain tere log tujhe?? Bada famous hai tu.. Nahi.. Famous main karunga tujhe... Teri woh rakhail.. Mistress.. Sector 16 mein rehti hai jo.. Uske sath tere 1 nahi 2 nahi 3 najaayaj bache.. Woh bhi bhenchod alag religion ki aurat k sath jabki tera toh moto he hai iske against.. Bhosdk.. Kya bolenge tere supporters ispe??

Ye sunke Shiva ki gand fatt gayi usne gun niche chhodi or munh faade khadda hogaya..

Main- Ye toh kuch nahi hai.. Tera bada beta.. Uski hawa he alag hai.. Bhenchod aadmi hai aadmi se pyaar karta hai woh.. Gay haina?? Attracted to boys... Young boys... Bhosdk.

Shiva ki gand fatt gayi thi awaaj naa nikal rahi thi uske munh se..

Main- Gay par nahi rukka woh ek ladka toh itana passand aagaya ki usko kidnap karke 3 maheene apne sath kaid rakha Or jab usase mann bharr gaya toh chhod aaya usko..bhosdk..Uske alawa usne last month madarchod Daru peeke gaadi chalaai Or naa keval chalaai balki accident bhi kiya 3 bhikhaari adhmarre kar diye madarchod ne.. Or tune bhenchod raaton raat laashein, accident waali gaadi Or saare saboot gayab kar diye.. Waah .. Tujhe kya laga tha kissi ko pata he nahi hai.. Bhosdk.. Teri maa chod dunga main.. Sarkaar bante he baap bete dono ko uthaake jail mein faink k maarunga Or bhen k lawdo saari jindagi bahaar nikalke dikhaa dena tum dono... Balvant ki gand chaat lena agar woh nikalwa dey toh.. Nahi nikalwa paaega kyunki tumhare side waale cell mein uski gand marr rahi hogi..

Shiva-.. Lm. Liste..listen.. Please..

Main- Chup madarchod.. Or Tu.. Tu kya baitha hai bhadwe.. Teri family konsi theek hai.. Teri beti.. Bhosdk.. Druggie .. Cocaine addict hai lawdi.. Grams mein baat karti hai.. Ek baar ko toh pakkadi bhi gayi thi naa cocaine k sath bhen ki lawdi.. Or tune usko naa keval bachaaya balki usko arrest karne waale NCB agent ko maar maar k adhmarra kar diya.. Aaj Takk paralysed hai woh.. Bhenchod.. Baap beti dono ko faink k maarunga jail mein.. Wahaan banwaaunga dealer tumhara bhen k lawde. Ek hath mein Blank Cheque or dusare hath mein pistol leke ghum raha hun main. Cheque tumne liya nahi ab pistol tumhari gand mein dunga main bhadwo.. Maa chudao apne Balvant k sath..

Ye bolke main waapis mudda wahaan se toh bhenchod gate takk pohanchney se pehle toh dono mere pairon mein girr paddey like literally mere pair pakkad k baith gaye woh. Inn dono states k most powerful shaks mere pairon mein paddey they..

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Update-556(364) ​

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Shiva Or Anil dono ne mere pair pakkad liye they kyunki unhe samjh aagaya tha ki main unki maa chod dunga jitane saboot mere pass they or jitani power mere pass hone waali thi uske sath main unko or unke pure priwar ko puri jindagi jail mein sadwa shakta tha..


Main- Get up.. Get up..


Maine undono ko pakkad k uthaaya..


Main- Aagaye line par?? Great.. Sunoge meri baat ab??


Shiva- Yes.. Please.. Please sit.. Bataaiye aap.. Aap jo bologe uske liye ready hain humlog..


Main wahaan sofa par baitha..


Main- So mujhe kya caahiye obviously mujhe tumhari seats caahiye jo tumlog doge, obviously deni padegi .. Uske return mein ab kya milega woh main choose karunga kyunki tumhe option dene ka time gaya ab main decide karunga.. First 1000 crore rupees same rahenge woh dunga main.. Second ye jitane bhi kand abhi bataaye hain maine ye sab ko bahaar nahi aane dunga... Haan lekin ab apne gandu family members ko sambhaal k rakho doobara aisa kuch bhi kiya toh tumlog soch bhi nahi shakte kya karunga main unke sath.. Uske baad caahta toh nahi but 1-1 cabinet ministry bhi dunga main tumhe.. Lekin ministry main he choose karunga...


Shiva- Yes.. It's fine by us sir.. Fine by us.. We are ready.


Anil- Yes.. We'll support you right now..


Main- Great.. Dekha kitana easy tha ye sab.. See.. Dumbasses.. Ok.. So jab mujhe sarkaar banani hogi main bata dunga or ussi second tum mere piche aake khaddey hoge.. Uske alawa agar kabhi bhi kissi bhi kaaran se tumhare andar mujhe dhoka dene ka khayaal aaya toh trust me I'll erase you from existence.. Saare pariwar ko aisi jail bhejunga ki roj marrne ki bheekh maangoge.. Issliye do not I repeat do not fuck me over...


Shiva- Yeah.. Yeah.. We're ok..


Anil- Ok.. Ok.. Ok..


Main- Dekha. 10 minutes ka kaam tha.. Calmly kar lene dete toh kya jaata tha tumhara... Ok chalta hun.. Laao ek selfie toh dedo..


Shiva- Sure.. Sure sir..


Main- Ok. Chalta hun.. Also.. Mujhe ek or permission caahiye details message kardi hain tujhe..


Usne apna phone check kiya..


Shiva- But sir... City k andar , this this is not possible sir..


Main- Well beta ye question nahi tha order tha.. So Tu karega kaise karega I don't care..


Shiva-Ok. Ok.. I'll make it happen..


Main-Thanks.. Take care .. Iss guard ko jagaa lo paani waani maarke..


Ab main wahaan se hanste hue nikala.. Great.. Obviously mujhe pata tha yahaan kaam ban jaaega lekin main khud caahta tha ki ye aaram se naa maane Or main fir gusse mein inki poll kholun taaki fir inki gand faadke main decide karun kab kya or kaise dena hai.. Or wahi hua so great.. Lekin ek second bhenchod.. Helicopter kiss liye karwaya be?? Bc raat ko Bengalore ka tour lega kya bhosdwaale..


2.0- I don't know. Maine nahi karwaya..


Main- Abe tum or tumhare secrets..


Wahaan se main gaadi mein aaya Jatin mera wait kar raha tha usko bataya Maine and waapis apne hotel aaye humlog toh sab log mera he wait kar rahe they..


Abeer- Kya hua bc??


Main- 364 Hua..


Ye sunke woh sab k cehre khill uthe..


Abeer- Bc I knew it Tu kar he lega.. Hell yeah.. 364 bc fucking great.. Chal fir Delhi chalke sarkaar banaa letey hain...


Main- Not yet..


Abeer- Abe bhosdk.. Fir kab?? 364 sunke logon ki gand fatt jaaegi be 10-12 baadmein hath jodke aa jaaenge 375 hogayi.. Bc.. Gand fatt jaaegi sabki..


Main- Bhosdk.. Shyaana naa ban.. Bola na abhi time nahhi aaya hai.. Dinner order kar jaldi se.Bhayanak bhookh lagi hai or Bhayanak nind aarahi hai. Nind aaj bhi puri nahi hogi bc.


Abeer- Kyun ab kahaan jaana hai bc??


Main- Kahin nahi..


Abeer- Toh nind puri kyun nahi hogi..


Main- I don't know.. Aise he bol diya hoga..


Abeer- Bhosdk aise he tu kuch bhi nahi bolta.. Kya horaha hai??


Main- Abe nahi maalum gandu.. Khaaana mangwa naa..


Jack- Mangwa diya bhai..


Main- Shabbas Jack..


Dinner Jaldi he aagaya and bhenchod bharr pait khaana khaaya humne finally..


Claire- Ek or call record ki hai boss.. Balvant or Dharmendra ki..


Main- Suna..


Claire- Sunaney jaisa kuch nahi hai.. Unhe Pata hai aapke pass paisa hai or wohlog aapka paisa dhund rahe hain kahaan hai or kaise transport horaha hai or kon kar raha hai.. Paisa dhundliya toh saboot dhund liya unhone..


Chang- Yeah.. T ka call bhi aaya tha usne bhi kaha ki investigation tej ho rahi hai..


Main- Hmmm..Wahaan 4700 they naa or 2000 jaa chuke hain.. Bache 2700...2700 .. Fit karte hain . . 1400 Tamilnadu dene hain or 1000 Karnataka mein. Total hue 2400 crorer..or 300 Telangana dedenge..


Chang- But Telangana toh gaye bhi nahi hain boss humlog..


Main-Paise se pehle chale jaaenge dont worry...Toh ek kaam kartey hain.. 300 Telangana dedenge 1000 karnatak or 1400 Tamilnadu..


Chang- Ok ye toh nikal gaye boss.. Baaki ka kya.. 2000 toh Maharashtra mein he dene hain. 400 Gujarat... Woh kahaan se laaenge??


Main- Aise toh 3000 orr dene hain according to plan.. Assam etc bhi baaki hain..


Chang- Haan toh woh kahaan se laaoge??


Main- Hum thodi laaenge 3.0 laaega..


Chang- Le aaega??


Main- Woh bhenchod 1 billion dollar le aaye.. Tu bus dekhta jaa..


Chang- Cool.. Lekin Delhi waala toh nikalwana padega saara cash jaldi..


Main- Kal subah Delhi he chalte hain wahaan karte hain uska ilaaj.. 3no jagah ek he baar mein pohanch jaaye aisa kuch karte hain..


Chang- Yeah..


Main- Ab sone dey bc..


Ye bolke main apne room mein aaya or aaya he tha ki mera phone baja jo Riya ka tha..


Main- Hanji madam..


Riya- Hii.. How are you??


Main- I'm great..


Riya- Pakka??


Main- Tumhari kasam yaar..


Riya- I'm scared AP.. Kya kya iljaam laga rahe hain woh kameene tumhare uppar.. Ghatiya log..


Main- Babe.. Babe.. Suno.. Chinta matt karo mujhe kuch nahi hone waala.. Kuch bhi nahi..


Riya- Promise??


Main- Yep.. Pakka Promise.. Tum sunaao how's everything??


Riya- Everything is good.. Just missing you a lot..


Main- Really??


Riya- Yeah.. I swear itana kabhi miss nahi kiya maine tumhe.. Maybe tum khatre mein ho issliye.. But mera mann nahi maan raha..


Main- Arrey rey rey.. Madam ji ko yaad bhi aarahi hai..


Riya- Bahot bahot bahot jyaada.. Kab miloge??


Main- Thoda saa time do fir milta hun..


Riya- Pakka ??


Main- Yep.. Suno kal subha college jaane se pehle ek baar haweli chale jaana Bhabhi or Meenu se mill lena unhe thodi tassali millegi tumse baat karke..


Riya- Sure.. Of course..


Main- Ok.. Ab chalun?? Bahot kaam hai..


Riya- Yeah.. Sorry.. Please dhyaan rakhna.. I love you..


Main- Love you More..


Call disconnected..


Haaye... I love her..


Riya se baat karte he main bed par girr padda or bhenchod nind itani ikhatha ho rakhi thi ki girrtey he nind aa gayi bhenchod.. Literally.. Lekin meri kaali jubaan pehle he bol chuki thi toh hona he tha wahi.. Kuch he derr baad mera gate bhayankar knock hua toh bhenchod mujhe uthna padda.. Gate khola toh Abeer tha..


Main- Bhosdk.. Gand faad dunga teri..


Abeer- Meri baadmein faadiyo pehle teri fattne waali hai.. Hotel Manager kaa phone aaya hai niche Neha Sharma aai hai..


Main- Kon Neha bhenchod??


Abeer- Bhosdk DIG Neha Sharma NIA se.. Teri gand maarne ko jo team bani hai uski leader.. Uske sath sath teri purani setting Shruti Sandhu bhi sath hai bhenchod CBI waale bhi hain.. Pure avengers assemble horahe hain bhenchod niche.. Manager ne warrant maanga hai tabhi andar aane dega yaani 20-25 minutes hai humaare pass bhosdk.. Chaaron taraf se gherr liya hai humein..


Main- Ok.. Fuckkk.. Fuckkk..


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Super dhamakedar update Bhai

 

[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[Mucchad]

Superb update bro

 

[yajivagan]

Nice updates...

 

[Sushilnkt]

Aaj intjar hai

Ek बेहतरीन अपडेट का

 

[Sushilnkt]

श्रुति से गुप्तगू होगी या

मुलाकात नहीं होगी

 

[AP 316]

Update-557(Escaped) ​

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Claire Chang Ami Jatin Jack or Vinnny bhi aagaye they mere room mein.. Neha or uski team ne hotel ko puri tarah se gherr rakha tha unhe bus warrant kaa intejaar tha fir woh andar aa jaane waale they..

Abeer- Kya karna hai bhosdk?? Bahaar nahi nikal shakte.. 60-70 log hain niche..

Main- Acha...

Abeer- Achya kya bhosdk.. Fans gaye hain humlog.. Ek baar arrest hue naa humlog toh matlab gand maarlega Balvant dekhlena..

Main- Humlog nahi main bhosdk.. Tumhaare naam kaa warrant thodi nikala hai.. Issliye mujhe nikalna hai uska jugaad karo..

Abeer- Haan bc.. Humaara kya he ukhaad lenge..

Main- Wahi toh..

Abeer- Kya wahi toh bhosdk tujhe toh lejaa he shakte hain tu gaya toh hum kya chudenge yahaan.. Abe..

Main-Bhosdk.. Shant hojaa ek baar.. Shant..

Abeer- Shantt lu...

Abeer aage kuch bolta usase pehle mera phone baja new number tha but true caller par likha aaraha tha DIG Range. Main samjh gaya Neha ka hai, toh maine utha liya..

Main-Hello..

Neha- Hey There Mr Most Wanted..

Main- Good Evening Neha ji..

Neha - Oh You know me..

Main- Of course i know you.. Mere baad aajkal india mein koi famous hai toh woh tum he ho..

Neha- So tumhe pata he hai kyun call kar rahi hun main..?

Main- Nope.. No idea..

Neha- So main aapke fabulous hotel k bahaar khadi hun apni force k sath.. Ab better hoga tum surrender kardo and bahaar aajaao.

Main- Surrender madam main toh Lakshadweep mein hun..

Neha- Ohshut up AP.. Juth matt bolo.. Parking ki cctv footage mein abhi kuch ghante pehle tum apne ek friend k sath aaye ho gaadi mein..

Main- Acha baat nahi hai yun private establishments k cctv footage bina warrant check karna..

Neha- It's our job.. Ab jaldi karo .. Surrender.. I swear chup chaap yahaan se leke jaaungi tumhe bina koi scene create kiye ..

Main- Not a bad idea..

Neha- Or surrender nahi karoge toh 10 minutes mein warrant bhi aajaega and fir main tumhe ghaseetke leke jaaungi media bulaaungi woh alag pure desh k saamne beijjati hogi dekhlo..

Main- Ufff... That's rude..

Neha- Yeah. I'm rude.. Tum mujhe nahi darra shakte trust me.. You don't scare me.. Now surrender Or I'll ruin your life..

Main- How about no ..

Neha- Ok.. Koi baat nahi. Pakkad toh main lungi he tumhe.. One way or another..

Main- Madam.. Meri permission k bina mujhe pakkadna toh durr mujhe koi touch bhi nahi kar shakta..

Neha- Kuch he minutes ki baat hai fir main karungi touch tumhe...

Main- Nahi karogi trust me.. Shakal bhi nahi dekhogi tum meri pakkadna toh durr ki baat hai.

Neha- Wanna bet??

Main- Lagalo bet ..

Neha- Lag gayi. Give me 20 minutes fir aati hun andar..

Main- Give me 20 seconds and I'll be gone.. Ye dekho meri ride aagayi..

Neha- What is that?? What??? Is that a chopper?? Ye city k bich mein chopper kaise le aaya?? How's this happening??

Usne apne saathiyon ko chilaatey hue kaha..

Main- Latter Babes.. See you in Delhi..

Call disconnected..

Main- Jatin tu bhi chud gaya mere sath bhosdk.. Cctv mein aatey dekh liya tujhe.. Ab Tu bhi wanted hai..

Jatin- Koi naa bhai.. Naya kya hai..

Main-Nayaa maadarchod chindi chor case nahi hai koi ab officially mere uppar jitane case lagenge naa unka accomplish hai tu yaani baraabar kaa hakkdaaar bhosdk inhone pakkad liya naa toh gand mein hath daalke teri jubaan khinch lenge.

Jatin- Pakkadenge tab naa bhai..

Main-Exactly..Chal nikalte hain bc.. Tumlog Aajaana Delhi hum nikal rahe hain.. Tumhe bhalla kon roukega.

Abeer- Copy.. Bhosdk usko bataaya kyun Delhi jaa rahe hain??

Main- Gandu helicopter ki details nikaalegi ye fir private jet takk pohanchegi and pata chal jaaega jet Delhi gaya hai .. Chal nikalta hun main..

Ye bolke main Or Jatin elevator se terrace par aaye helicopter land ho chuka tha toh humlog baithey and nikale wahaan se ek private airfield k liye jahan ek private jet humaara wait kar raha tha ... Tab jaanwar ka call aaya mere pass..

Abeer- Bc.. Abhi aaye wohlog andar.. Laal hogayi thi DIG mujhe dhamki de rahi thi.. Bolrahi kahaan gaye wohlog... Maine kaha mujhe kya pata main toh ghumne aaya hun yahaan.

Main- Lol.. Rukk ussi kaa call aaraha hai.

Maine jaanwar ka call cut kiya and Neha ka call uthaaya..

Main- Haan ji madam..

Neha- Ye khussi jyaada derr nahi rehney dungi main i promise.. I'll catch you sooner or later.. Jaaoge kahaan yahaan se..

Main- Jaa chuka madam.. Jet take off karne waala hai.. Sound suno..

Neha- What??

Main- Yeah.. Airport par log bheje tumne lekin tum bhull gayi i dont need that shit..

Neha- I'll get you bitch... Pakkad he lungi tumhe main.. Sooner or later..

Main- As I said.. Meri permission k bina tum mujhe touch bhi nahi kar shakti. See you around DIG madam.. You lost the bet by the way..

Call disconnected...

Jatin- Bawligand aurat.. Jaanti nahi kisase panga le rahi hai..

Main- Wahi toh problem hai Jatin wahi..

Humlog raat 1:30 baje Noida ki ek private airfield par land hue and wahaan se Delhi nikale gaadi mein.. Delhi bhi jaa shakte they hum jet se but abtak Neha k log harr airfield par faill gaye honge.. Toh kyun risk lena.. Maine waapis Neha ko call kiya..

Main- Kya baat madam.. Bengalore mein he rehne ka plan hai kya?? Nikaloge nahi..

Neha- Where the fuck are you??

Main-Main Delhi.. Tum log ko Bengalore passand aagaya lagta hai..

Neha- Bitch..Rukk jaao thoda..

Main- Thoda nahi.. Actually abhi toh 1 ghante orr rukkna hai tumhe.. 12:45 ki flight thi naa tumhari.. Or woh late hue jaa rahi hai.. Or late hoti rahegi.. 1:45 par nikalegi.. Yaa mere mood k hisaab se..

Neha- How are you doing that??

Main- Arrey madam.. Kamaal karti ho.. Jaanti nahi abhi tum mujhe.. Apne sathiyon se pucho.. Shruti ji se pucho AP kya cheej hai...

Neha- Tum kar kya rahe ho??

Main- Pehli baat ye tuchi harkat matt karo.. Mujhe line par banaaye rakh rahi ho tum taaki tumhare sathi mera phone track kar shakein..

Neha- What?? H. w. w. Howww...?

Main- Mast tip deta hun.. Seconds nahi 1 ghanta baat karlo caahe puri duniya ka koi hacker mera phone track nahi kar shakta.. Toh tumlog toh kya cheej ho.. Karlo try line par hun main..

Neha- Who are you??

Main- Jaan jaaogi thoda time lagega.. Hogaye 90 seconds.. Hogaya trace phone?? Kahaan aai location?? dubai?? Haina??

Neha- Howw..??

Main- Goodbye madam.. See you soon..

Call disconnected..

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[AP 316]

Update-558(The Plan) ​

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Jatin- Hahahaha.. Maa chod di bhai.. Plane he late karwa diya lawdo kaa.. Or phone bhi nahi track kar shaktey..


Main- Haan..


Actually Claire ne kaafi time pehle chip lagaai thi ek ab mera phone koi bhi tap yaa track nahi kar shakta...


Main- Yeah.. Tera phone faink dey bc.. Naya lenge aage jaake.. Kal tak tera number bhi nikal lenge wohlog..


Jatin ne sim todke apna phone bhi faink diya and idhar hum raat 2:30 baje pohanchey warehouse mein.. Jahaan T and J mojjud they masks k andar..


Main- Load kar diya saara paisa??


J- Yes boss.. 2 trucks hain. Alag alag boxes hain jaisa aapne bola tha 300 crore alag.1000 alag and 1400 alag..Lekin inka karna kya hai boss?? Bahaar nahi nikaal shakte yahaan se boss.. Bahaar harr kone par CBI waale khadde hain..


Main- Nahi milenge.. Yahaan se 3 kilometre piche ek cement factory hai wahaan chalna hai ye trucks leke.. Wahaan se ek Cargo Train jaane waali hai cement ki full bharke abhi 3:45 Am par yahaan Delhi se nikalegi woh train.India ko bichon bich cheerti hui via Mathura ,Jhansi , Bhopal, Nagpur hotey hue humaare pehle stop par pohanchegi Nizamabad Junction ,Telangana ,wahaan 300 crore uttaarega aaj raat 10:00 baje tabtak hopefully humlog Telangana clear kar lenge.. Uske baad wahaan se aage woh train Karnataka k border ko bus touch karti hui nikalegi Bidar City Karnataka k andar se aaj raat 12:30 baje wahaan Dusare 1000 crore uttarenge.. Fir woh train jaaegi Nizamabad se Nellore hotey hue direct Chennai Parson subah 6:00 baje jahaan last 1400 Crore unload honge. Ab Iss train ki khaasiyat ye hai ki ye train Special Goods train hai jo apne special corridor par chalti hai toh bus 26 ghante mein sab ho jaaega.. Ab special train hai toh iski checking bhi special hoti hai pehli yahaan Delhi mein dusari Nagpur Maharashtra mein and tisri Chennai.. Ab Thankfully Delhi mein mere log hain.. Nagpur mein bhi mere log hain or Chennai mein bhi mere log hain.. Yaani..


Jatin- Yaani checking ki maa ki chut..bhai aap gajab ho.. Aapki khopdi computer se bhi aage hai..


J- You have no idea of that.. No idea..


Main- Exactly.. So ab humein kuch nahi karna bus truck wahaan factory mein leke jaane hain jahaan koi nahi millega bus mere log honge checking waale ab wahaan loading k tools bhi hain toh 10 minute mein load ho jaaega paisa.. 2 pure dibbe mere liye khaali hain ..


J- Great fucking plan boss. Great.. Obviously aapke liye easy tha ye sab but this is insanely hard to think of..


Main- I know.. Also.. I need more money.. ASAP..


J- How much??


Main- 3000 crore..


J- Damn.. We are going almost double of the budget..


Main- Paise ko bhull jaa.. Kaam dekh bc koi kami ho toh bata..


J- None.. None at all boss..


Main- So paise ab tum do..kaam main kar he raha hun.


J- Paise bhi aap he doge boss.. Call karni padegi aapko wahaan se aapki permission k baad he paise release honge Or jaldi se jaldi call karo kyunki 24-36 hours lag jaane hain call k baad paisa aane mein so jaldi call karna..


Main- Number bata ..


J- Aapko pata hai boss..


Main- Abe mujhe.. Ohh ofcourse bade bhai ko pata hai.. Karlunga main.. Chal trucks uthaao pohancho factory.. Jatin 15 ek lakh cash alag uthaa le..


Humlog nikale wahaan se and industrial area k andar se he 15 minutes mein factor pohanchey gate khola and railway line takk aaye jahaan Northern Railway k 3 officers mojjud they..


Main- Parnaam sahaab parnaam..


Aadmi1- Parnaam maalik..


Usne mere pair chutte hue kaha uske baad baaki 2 ne pair chuwe mere.. Maine J ko ishara kiya toh wohlog Paisa load karne lage unhi ki machines se..


Main- Thanks for the help..


Aadmi1- Areey maalik kyun sharminda kar rahe ho.. Aapka hukkum sir aankhon par.. Aapki chattarchaaya mein rehna hai puri jindagi toh aapke kaam nahi aaye toh laanat hai humpe..


Aadmi2- Ji bhai sahaab.. Waise toh juniors ki duty lagti hai lekin jaise he aapka phone aaya hum khud chale aaye.. Koi gadbadi nahi caahiye ..


Main- Exactly.. Cctv ??


Aadmi1- Sab bandh kar diye bhai..


Main- Good. Jatin..


Jatin ne unhe paise diye gaadi se nikaalke..


Aadmi1- Arrey maalik.. Kya baat kar rahe ho.. Aapse paise leke kahaan jaaenge ...


Aadmi2- Ji.. Bhai.. Bus aapki daya bani rahe.. Paise nahi caahiye..


Main - Abe I insist.. Lene padenge ye toh. Naa nahi sununga main. Inki gaadi mein daal dey Jatin...


Ab 20 minutes baad paisa load hogaya tha train mein..


Main- Ok..main nikalta hun.. Sab sambhaal lena..


Aadmi2- Sambhaal liya bhai.. Aapka kaam hogaya samjho bus nikaal denge ab yahaan se train ko.. Aap jaaiye bhai chinta ki jarurat nahi hai.


Main- Great.. Thanks again..


Ye bolke Main J, T and Jatin nikale wahaan se.. Un dono ko drop kiya humne and Main or Jatin nikale mere ghar k liye.. Subah 7:00 baje humlog meri city pohanchey.


Jatin- Waise bhai.. Yahaan kyun aaye hain hum?? Yahaan toh sarkaar apni he hai


Main- Teri Bhabhi se milne..


Jatin- Oh.. Ye toh jaruri hai sarkaar se bhi..


Main- Yes.. Orr agla private jet yahin se lena hai humein.. Delhi NCR ki toh saari airfield seal karwa degi lawdi.. Issliye ye safe hai..


Jatin- Gajab. 2 kaam ho jaaenge...


Main- Yep. Thoda aaram se chal 7:15 aaegi teri bhabhi Haweli..


Jatin- Ok bhai..


Humlog 7:10 baje Haweli pohanchey toh Riya ki gaadi already khaddi thi wahaan bc time se pehle aagayi thi woh toh.. Gaadi andar lagaayi maine and andar aaya toh saamne he Rohit Sam Ravi Abeer Mangal Bhabhi , Meenu, Rishi Or Riya breakfast kar rahe they..


Main- Lo bc akele akele...


Sam- Brooo...


Rohit-My fucking boy.


Sam Ravi Rohit bhaagte hue mere galle mille fir Rishi Or Mangal.. Then Bhabhi or Meenu.. Fir Riya .. Haaye.. I missed these guys..


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