Bahot sahi shaandar update opposition walo ki wakai m bolti band ho gayi hogiUpdate-85(Opposition Silenced)85
Subah main alarm se utha uthne kaa man nahi tha but still utha main, fresh hua and then niche aaya toh Abeer or Ami uth chuke they already. Ruhi bhi uthi thi woh teeno coffee pee rahe they..
Main-Mereko bhi dedey coffee ..
Ruhi - Laati hun..
Ruhi uthi he thi ki mera phone baja jo Anjali kaa tha..
Anjali - Boss media waale bhaari tarah se wait kar rahe hain tumhara, subah subah tadakti fadakti news caahiye unhe.. Jaldi aao warna baatein banaana suru kardenge log..
Main-4 minutes net..
Call disconnected..
Main-A Ruhi Coffee chhod teri gaadi ki chaabi dey or tere waala mug dey coffee kaa..
Ruhi - Arrey or banadeti hun naa..
Main-Utana time nahi hai..
Ruhi-Ok.. Le..
Maine Ruhi se uska mug liya Abeer or Ami ne pee lee thi apni coffee toh humlog Ruhi ki BMW leke nikale, yahan se police headquarters literally 4 minutes durr tha toh humlog pohanchey wahaan toh sachmein media ki bhaari bheed thi bhenchod saari chairs full thi or kuch toh khaddey bhi they , kai din se inko koi tadakti fadakti news nahi milli thi naa.. Issliye.. Main aaya toh sabne uthke wish kiya mujhe and main unke saamne lagi chairs par baitha Anjali and Jiya k bagal mein..
Main-Ji parnaam sabko, good morning, thank you so much subah subah aane k liye.. I know aap sabke pass kaafi saare questions hain bahot saare actually, lekin filhaal k liye woh questions apne andar he rakhna kyunki mujhe already pata hai woh questions kya hain or main jawaab dedunga unka issliye aaplog bus sunlena..So kal raat apne sehar mein ek situation arise hui jiss wajah se sehar ki aam janta ko bahot saari problems kaa saamna karna padda or uske liye main tahe dil se maafi maangta hun trust me agar mere pass dusara koi option hota toh main ye karta he nahi but karna jaruri tha.. Ab sawaal aata hai maine woh karwaya kyun, actually Humein yaani ACU(Anti Crime Unit) ko or NCB ko ek tip milli thi ki Haryana, Delhi, UP or Madhya Pradesh kaa ek bahot he naamcheen Drug Supplier Vinu apne sehar mein hai.. Ab Vinu drug game ki ek bahot badi machali hai bahot jyaada badi iske through saikdon log drugs ki chapett mein aatey hain woh bhi daily. Ab khabar ye thi ki Vinu yahaan se Delhi bhaagne ki koshish kar raha hai woh bhi bahot saare drugs k sath ab humein Vinu ki exact location pata nahi thi or usko bhaagne hum de nahi shaktey they kyunki Delhi jaatey he woh seedha Nepal side gayab hojaata or humein fir shayad kabhi nahi milta issliye NCB officer SP Shruti Sandhu ki help se humne ye plan banaaya ki hum sehar se Delhi jaane waale saare raaste bandh kardetey hain ab obviously humlog check post bhi laga shaktey they lekin fir unhe pata chal jaata or wohlog kahin or gayab hojaatey issliye humne ye traffic waala idea apnaaya lekin sabkuch dhyaan mein rakhte hue taaki koi emergency vehicles trap naa hojaaein. Humaara plan obviously successful raha or Vinu sehar mein trap hogaya, then usse apna end near aata dikha toh usne aakhiri hathyar use kiya apna or usne ek private chopper hire kiya yahaan se bahaar jaane k liye jiski saari information mere pass aagayi, maine SP Shruti ko inform kiya kyunki ye mission merese pehle unka tha toh rules k accordingly maine unko inform kiya or unhe sab bataaya ki Vinu bahaar bhaag raha hai but unfortunately Shruti ji ki team bhi ussi Jam mein fans gayi thi or unhone mujhe green light di ki main mission take over karun bus fir kya tha maine apne chopper se Vinu kaa picha kiya, woh Bhatinda jaaraha tha toh maine Punjab k DG Police sahaab ko inform karwaya or woh location puri tarah seal karwaadi bus fir kya tha fir bus humein wait karna tha, Vinu aaya apne sathiyon k sath toh Punjab Police ne or humne usse surrender karne kaa moka diya as usual lekin Vinu waapis bhaaga or uske sathiyon ne humaare uppar firing ki lekin Punjab Police k jabaaj officer ki madad se humne un sabko maar giraya or Vinu jaise ghatiya aadmi ko uske anjaam takk pohanchaaya humne.. Ye thi ji story..
Reporter1 - Sir toh kya ek chote se drug dealer k liye aap pure sehar ko trap kardenge??Ye konsa anjaam hai sir??
Main-Tumhe kon bola bhai chota drug dealer.. Ek second rukk.. Jiya woh samaan mangwa..
Jiya ne constables ko bola toh constables seconds k hissab se 7 bags leke aaye or wahaan saamne rakhe and chain kholdi unki, unmein se 4 bags toh drugs se bharre they or 3 paison k.. 8th bag mera tha jo maine already nikaal liya tha.. Ab jaise he bags khule media waalon ki toh gand fatt gayi sabke sab jhatt se Apne cameras nikaalke seaton se bhaagke uthe or mach gayi bheed photos lene k liye piche waale toh bhenchod chairs k uppar chadd chadd photos lerahe they, maine photos lene di unko 6-7 minutes takk and then waapis baithe wohlog..
Main-Ab bol bhai chota mota dealer?? North India ki biggest drug bust hai ye by far samjh rahe ho by far ye pure sehar ko infect kar shakti thi baar baar woh bhi samjhe.. Iske liye maine aadhe sehar ko dikkat di jo mere hissab se jaayaj hai, kitane logon ki jaan bach gayi aapke kuch ghantey fansne k badale woh bhi toh dekho or agar still galat lagta hai aapko mere decision toh i dont know kya kahun main..Bade aaye chote se drug dealer waale, Agar baatein pata nahi hon toh kamsekam pata karke news chalao bhai ye ek he kaam hai tumhara ye bhi theek se nahi karoge toh fir kya faayda reporter bananey ka. Humne toh koi emergency vehicles takk nahi rukkne diye itana thought out plan tha. Lekin opposition waale thehre jaldbaaj log iss bhaisahaab ki tarah unhone bhi bus moka dhunda or bina maamle ko jaane suru kardiya jehar ugalna.. Ab bolein mere khilaaf woh, bol he nahi shaktey kyunki ye unhe bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi pata hai mera ye decisions kitana benefiting prove hua haryana k liye saikdon parivaar bach gaye iss daldal se or trust me agar logon ki jaan bachaane k liye agar mujhe ye sab fir karna padda toh main khussi khussi karunga.. I don't mind opposition waale kuch bhi bolein mujhe bus logon ki help karni hai or woh main karta rahunga.. Peace.. And yes special thanks to Shruti Sandhu and her team unke bina ye possible he nahi tha also thanks to Punjab Police for there cooperation.. Thank you guys.. That was it..
Ye bolke main utha wahaan se or Anjali wagairaah k sath andar aaya..
Anjali - Boss humein bhi bulaa liya karo kabhi akele fun kar aaye..
Main-1 Billion percent bulaata main lekin Jam laga hua tha toh tumlog aa nahi paatey.. Warna toh mujhe toh backup ki jarurat thi ye takk nahi pata tha wohlog helicopter mein hain kitane bandey issliye udhar Punjab police ki help leni padi..
Anjali - Hua kya tha??
Abeer ne bataaya usko ki kya situation thi..
Anjali-Shit..Boss Shruti ab hath munh dhoke aapke piche aane waali hai.. Or woh bahot galat cheej hai.
Main-I know, Issiliye toh maine uski tareef ki hai media k saamne bc ki thodi sharam he karle..
Anjali-Aji haaan tareef yaa paison se nahi khareed Shaktey usko aap no chance..
Main-Koi na dekhtey hain kya he hota hai.. Filhaal toh jaake sounga main bc bhayanak he nind aarahi hai.. Shruti ko baadmein he dekhenge.. Or Shruti Shruti kyun Jagdish or uske boss kaa itana bada nuksaan kiya hai woh bhi chup thodi baithenge..Taiyaar hojaao guys rest bahot hogaya game suru hogaya hai..
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Main aaj 2 ghantey takk canteen mein baitha baitha cigarettes and coffee peeta raha iss bakchodi k chakkar mein ab mujhe Shruti k call kaa wait tha kaash aise he maan jaae woh bhenchod warna koi or tareeka use karna padega kyunki itani information k baad no fucking way main Vinu ko arrest hojaane dunga aji lund mera..
Ab sabse pehle toh maine ek bahot he important kaam kiya jo mujhe kai din Pehle karna caahiye tha. Mujhe dusara ek phone caahiye tha jisme main apna second number rakhne waala tha jisase main Chang wagairaah ko call karta hun yaa inshort kaale dhande waali calls karta hun, obviously ye number 99.9% logon ko pata takk nahi hai but still iss phone mein mera personal number bhi hai jo trackable hai and tap bhi kiya jaa shakta hai or aajkal technology ka bharosa nahi hai wohlog bc usske through mere dusare number takk bhi pohanch shaktey hain.. Issliye maine Jack ko call kiya..
Jack - Ji bhai..
Main-Sun ek badhiya saa phone leke aa toh mere liye ASAP..
Jack - Kaisa caahiye bhai??
Main-Mehnga ho bus mere hath mein yun naa lage ki ye bc aisa phone kyun use kar raha hai.. Shakk naa ho i mean..College canteen mein le aa..
Jack - Ye naya IPhone konsa aaya hai woh le aaun??
Main-Yeah yeah sounds good .. Bill Rishi k pass bhejdena..Lekin thoda jaldi or sun gaadi leke aana koi humein bahaar jaana hai..
Jack - Ok bhai 20 minutes mein aaya..
Call disconnected..
1 mera personal phone ek Bhai waala phone or ek ab ye bhenchod 3 phones.. 3 phones kaise jhelunga be main bhenchod jeans ki toh jeb mein bhi naa fit honge.. Lekin precautions jaruri they, but but but ek second, main kya chutiya hun bhenchod mere pass Claire hai uske pass 1 billion percent koi jugaad hoga iska, or main idhar bhenchod kya naye phone k chakkar mein padd raha hun.. Maine turant Claire ko call kiya..
Claire - Ji Boss..
Main-Kahaan ho madam..
Claire - Aapse almost 400-500, meter durr.. College k just outside, Riya k piche bheja tha na wahin hun..
Main-Good.. Sun actually you know aajkal phone tapping wagairaah bahot hoti hai and i am afraid mera ye waala number track na karlein koi bhi issliye maine dusara phone mangwaaliya iss number k liye but still bc 3 - 3 phones hogaye kaise rakhunga unko.. Ab tu Claire hai obviously tech world mein asia mein koi ek aadh he hoga terese uppar toh kuch jugaad laga naa jisase mujhe 3 phone naa rakhne padein..
Claire - Jugaad kya lagaana boss kuch hours do mujhe main chip dedungi aapko woh laga lena saari government mill kar bhi tap naa kar paaegi aapka phone..Woh humlog headquarters mein burner phones mein chip use kartey they naa same wahi chip hai..
Main-Arrey gajab sun abhi jaa or Asap jugaad kar.. Bhenchod lund mera 3 phone rakhega..
Claire - Ok boss..
Call disconnected..
Tabtak class ka break hua or Sam And Ravi aaye guffa mein..
Main-Riya??
Sam-Bahaar hai canteen mein..Tu yahaan kya gand marwa rahaibe itani derr se, mujhe laga ghar chala gaya tu..
Main - Gaya nahi jaaunga.. Thoda issue hai.. Jack aaraha hai...
Sam-Gaadi leja agar caahiye toh humein Rohit drop kardega..
Main-Naa Jack k sath he nikalna hai..
Humlog baithtey he they ki mera phone baja maine uthaaya toh saamne se kissi aadmi ki awaaj aai..
"Hi Myself Inspector Nilesh From NCB" AP se baat horahi hai??
Main-Yeah..
Nilesh - Perfect, tumhe Mam se milna hai?
Main-Yeah..
Nilesh - Ok Meet us in an hour address message karta hun main..
Main-Cool..
Nilesh - Don't be late..
Call disconnected..
Ok iske baat karne k attitude se he main samjh gaya tha ki meri daal NCB k sath nahi galle waali maadarchod ek toh inki SP kaa EGO itana bada hai ki khud call takk nahi ki mere pass, kissi bawligand se call karwai or woh bawligand bhi attitude mein bol raha hai mujhe, bhenchod jaanta nahi hai kya mujhe kon hun main.. Maadarchod Hawa dikhaata hai..
Wohlog ka decision mujhe already pata tha, wohlog kabhi raaji nahi hone waale they mere aage jukhne ko.. But fir bhi baat karne mein kya jaata hai thoda jaleel holenge kya dikkat hai.. Aise nahi maanenge toh orr bahot tareeke hain mere pass..
Unka message agaya koi government guest house ko apna base banaaya tha NCB waalon ne. 10 minute ki drive thi yahaan se issliye main Jack kaa wait kar raha tha..
Jack finally aaya wahaan..
Sam-Ye iPhone kiska haibe??
Main-Mera..
Sam-Tu kabse iPhone mein chala gaya be tu toh Galaxy waala banda tha..
Main-Ab use karlunga..
Sam - Galaxy kaa kya karega?
Main-Kuch nahi padda rahega.. Yaa Laxman ko dedeta hun..
Sam-Bhosdk usko pata chala na sawa lakh ka phone hai woh waise he behosh hojaaega.. Kabhi naa lega..
Main-Bus toh emergency mein kaam aaega kabhi..
Maine mere galaxy mein se sims nikaalke IPhone mein daali or Sam ne data transfer maardiya tabtak..
Main-Jack iss address par jaaneka hai..
Jack - Chalo bhai..
Main - Ok bye, Riya k ghar jaane k baad he ghar jaana..
Sam-Copy..
Main or Jack nikale canteen se toh bahaar canteen mein Riya Ashish Ajit wagairaah baithtey they or wahin woh Vaani bhi thi or uske chehre par thode tensed expressions they, I don't know kya but kuch toh tha uske mann mein, orr usko dhyaan se parakhne k liye main wahin rukk gaya or cover k liye Laxman ko pakkada maine..
Main-Oye Lax phone lega..
Laxman - Naa bhai pichle maheene he laaya hun, meri koi jarurat nahi hai..
Ajit - Lele be 1 Lakh kaa phone hai..
Laxman - Arrey Baap re, naa bhai naa.. Aap he rakho..
Main-Mujhe naya gift kardiya kissi ne..
Laxman -Toh Mujhe maaf karo bhai mere bus kaa naa hai..
Ajit - Laa mujhe dedey be faltu horaha hai toh..
Main-Chal bhaag be...
Ye bolke main wahaan se nikala, mera kaam hogaya tha, yes Vaani tensed thi kaafi, kya hua i dont know, maybe kissi ko pata chal gaya hoga iska yaa fir family wagairaah ko kuch. Yaa jo 10000 advance deke aai thi Vinu ko chutiyon k maafik uske dubne ki news milli hogi. But kuch toh tha.. Bhenchod ye ladki maa chudwadegi system ki..
Khair humlog parking mein aaye or gaadi nikaali Jack ne..
Main-Oye dhyaan se sun NCB se milna hai kuch jaruri kaam hai or woh puri koshish karenge meri beijati karne ki..
Jack - Aise kaise karenge bhai jubaan naa khinch laaunga munh mein se.
Main-Lawde yahi toh nahi caahiye sun kuch bhi hojaae unhe ignore karna samjha naa, woh caahe koi bhi trick use karein control mein rehna baaki main sambhaal lunga..
Jack - Try karunga bhai.
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Main or Jack on time woh rest house pohanchey jisko NCB ne apna office banaaya hua tha, gaadi bahaar he rukkwaali gayi humaari and humlog niche uttare toh gate par 2 officers they..Humlog aage badhne lage toh unhone humein roukk liya..
Officer 1-Bina checking andar nahi jaa shaktey sir..
Main-Kyun be??
Officer 1-Rules hain sir please cooperate..
Main - Arrey bilkul rukk jarra..
Ye bolke maine apni deagle nikaali Jack ne apni pistol nikaali or gaadi mein rakhdi Jack ne dono guns.
Officer 1-License hai sir inka??
Main-Oh yeah..
Officer - Dikhaaenge..
Main-Ji bilkul, pehle warrant leke aa..
Officer - Matlab license nahi hai..
Main-Warrant kahaan hai??
Ye sunke unhone humaari checking lee and humein leke andar aaye wohlog.. Andar lawn se hotey hue humlog main gate par aaye wahan ek or officer tha usne fir checking lee humaari or aage woh leke gaya humein andar, andar hall mein sofa par baithaaya humein usne..
"Mam aarahi hai"..
Ab 2 minutes baad saamne ek room kaa gate khulla or ek ladki bahaar aayi, ye Shruti hai?? Bhenchod ye toh maal hai.. By god maal hai ye toh.. Anjali sachmein majaak nahi kar rahi thi bhenchod.. She is hot as fuck like really hot..
28 - 29 ki ummar rahi hogi uski 5"9-5"10 ki lambi height dudh jaisa gora rang, kaali sbaraabi aankhein or woh kaali reshmi julfein.. Holy shit.. Isase toh jaleel hotey hue bhi maja aaega.. Lets goo.. Bahot time baad koi naya pataka dikha hai..
Ab Shruti humaari taraf aai lekin humaare pass naa rukk kar seedha side se bahaar ki side nikal gayi bahaar waale officer ko bulate hue. Main samjh gaya tha inka plan mujhe frustrate karne kaa hai, but ab mujhe maja aane laga tha inko try karta hua dekh k.. I love it.. Bhenchod kab kab itani hot maal try kare mere uppar..
Maine usko ignore kiya jab usne mujhe ignore karne ki koshish ki abhi abhi. Arrey bhenchod kya he boldiya be, waah, "" Maine usse ignore kiya jab usne mujhe ignore karne ki koshish ki""" . Waah baba jiyo..
Khair finally Shruti uss officer se baat karke aai or humaare saamne aake baithi..Uske side waale sofa par woh Inspector Nilesh baitha jisne phone kiya tha mujhe..
Shruti -Toh tum ho AP..
Main - Ji the one and only.
Shruti - Bahot suna hai tumhare baare mein but pata nahi tha jyaada kuch, finally got a chance to meet you..
Main-Thank you..
Shruti - Thank you ki jarurat nahi hai jo bhi suna hai mostly bura he suna hai..
Main-Arrey still thank you mam..
Shruti - Still thank you kyun?
Main-Baadmein bataaunga..
Shruti - Jaruri nahi hai, acha bataaiye how can i help you..
Main- Obviously Rakesh sahaab ne sab bata he diya hoga aapko..
Shruti - Ji unhone mujhe bataaya ki aapko Vinu ki jarurat hai lekin ye nahi bataaya kyun..
Main-Bus yun samjh lijiye bahot important kaddi hai woh humaare liye..
Shruti - Thodi or details caahiye hongi mujhe..
Main-Details main apne mission ki kaise dunga aapko.. Aap toh khud ek officer hain samajhna caahiye..
Shruti - Still, bina koi reason jaane main koi decision nahi le shakti.. Aise toh humaare pass bhi bahot he important reason hai Vinu ko pakkadne kaa, or main toh bata bhi dungi, agar ye arrest nahi hua toh haryana ki tarah MP mein bhi druh crisis suru hojaaenge jo main nahi chaahti, bilkul bhi nahi..
Main- Haryana mein kahan drug crisis hain madam? Ye aapke MP se bhaage hue dealers humein dukhi kar rahe hain yahaan aake..
Shruti - Jagdish toh yahaan kaa he hai..Iska boss..
Main-Well operate toh woh bhi MP se he karta hai, i dont know kyun but MP jyaada safe lagta hai unhe operations k liye.. I guess main nahi hun naa wahaan issliye..
Shruti - Oh nice, Mr AP tum itane he fast ho toh abtak pakkada kyun nahi Vinu kitane din se yahin toh hai..
Main-Arre mujhe toh usse pakkadana he nahi hai abhi, because mera plan information kaa hai, Vinu jaise middle man ko pakkadke kya millega aapki tarah Newspaper headline nahi caahiye mujhe. Or aise toh fir Vinu MP mein toh maheeno se tha fir aapne kyun nahi pakkada??
Shruti - Same reason, hum uske through information Paana caah rahe they and still wahi plan hai..Or baat ki jaaye newspaper mein aane ki toh humlog puri life mein itana news mein nahi aaye jitana tum pichle 1 week mein aachuke ho..
Main-Well then try to do better..
Maine muskuraate hue kaha usko..
Main-Matlab newspaper mein bhi mere baare mein he padh rahe ho or mujhe bolte ho jyaada kuch pata nahi tha mere baare mein.. Waah ji waah..
Shruti - Well tum first page par rehte ho toh unfortunately padhna he padta hai.. Kaam he ye hai humara..
Main-Ok good.. Humlog thoda track se uttar rahe hain yahaan.
Shruti - Yeah Back to the topic, so unfortunately Mr AP jitana tum bata rahe ho uss hissab se Vinu ki jarurat tumse jyaada humein hai toh main koi help nahi kar shakti tumhari..
Main- Aisa julm matt kijiye madam..
Shruti - Toh batao kyun caahiye Vinu??
Main-Ok.. Mujhe Vinu nahi caahiye again, mujhe Vinu k through Jagdish caahiye.. And then Jagdish k through Uska boss caahiye..
Ye sunke Nilesh or Shruti dono solid chonwkey or ek dusare ko ghurne lage.. Unhe nahi pata tha ki mujhe itani information hai.. Obviously unka plan bhi yahi tha unhe Jagdish or uska boss caahiye they unhe koi drug crisis nahi roukana tha MP mein unhe bus ye Vinu naam ki machali k through Jagdish or uska boss caahiye they..
Shruti - Tumhe Jagdish k boss k baare mein pata hai??
Main-Hahaha.. Madam samjh kya rahe ho aap mujhe?? Mujhe toh ye bhi pata hai aaplog Vinu k piche kyun ho, issliye kyunki tumhe Jagdish or uska boss caahiye.. That's it, koi drug crisis nahi hai MP mein...
Shruti - You are smart i give you that..
Main-i know..
Shruti - So ab reason pata chal gaya hai toh ye bhi samjh gaye hoge ki main Vinu ko tumhaare hawaale nahi chhod shakti kyunki tumhaare jitane he reasons mere pass hain...
Main-Keh shaktey ho..
Shruti - Ye batao Jagdish k boss k baare mein kya jaante ho tum..
Main-Yun samjhlo Aapse jyaada he jaanta hun..
Shruti - Oh really..
Main-Oh, toh tumhe Jagdish ka boss he caahiye.. Kyun?? Something personal?? Haanji kuch toh personal he hai.. I can see it in your face.. You want revenge from him, interesting aisa kya kardiya usne..
Shruti - Jo harr drug supplier karta hai, jehar faila diya usne Pure MP mein..
Main-Hmmm.. Interesting.. But usko pakkadoge kaise aap? Woh toh Haryana mein aata he nahi hai or naa he koi contact hai uska Vinu k sath haryana kya woh toh India mein he nahi dikhega aapko..
Ye sun wohlog fir shocked hue..
Shruti - Tumhe itana sab kaise pata hai uske baare mein??
Main-I know everything madam..
Shruti - Jaise ki??
Main-Jaise ki aap yahaan dhund rahe ho Jagdish k boss ko jabki woh wahaan Thailand mein deep tissue massage le raha hoga mast.. Vinu k through woh kabhi hath nahi aaega, trust me tum Jagdish ko pakkad loge tab bhi woh India aane kaa risk kyun he lega bhalla.. Itana pagal naa hai woh..
Shruti - You are very well informed it seems..
Main-Oh yeah very well.. Toh ab kya kiya jaaye?? Seems like hum dono k he reasons hain Vinu k pass..
Shruti - I already told you main Vinu ko tumhaare hawaale nahi kar shakti.. No chance..
Ofcourse bhenchod ye toh pata he tha mujhe.. Bhenchod aise he maan jaaoge toh power kaa nasha kya he rahega..
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