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Update-86(Cocaine In College??)

86

Humlog headquarters se seedha haweli aaye toh Bhai or babhi wahin they..

Main-Bhai bola tha naa logon ko, media ko or opposition ko sabko sambhaal lunga..

Deva-Mujhe toh pata he tha ki sambhaal lega.. Lekin itani achi tarah se sambhaalega ye naa pata tha great job..

Main-Thanks.. Woh Home Minister se baat hui Shruti ko leke??

Deva-Oh yeah.. Tujhe pata hai usko job se toh nahi nikaal rahe they lekin transfer kar rahe they Chattisharh side..

Main-Bc Naksali thok detey usko udhar toh..

Deva - Yeah.. Lekin maine baat ki maan gaye jyaada time nahi laga..

Main-Thanks.. Ab suno main jaa raha hun sone i dont care kya hota hai mujhe tab he uthana jab koi bahot he jyaada important kaam ho, i am tired as hell. Lunch he karunga seedha..

Main apne room mein aake so gaya nind bhaari aai mujhe, meri aankh finally khulli mere phone k bajne se phone Sam ka tha..

Main-Kya haibe.. Sone dey naa..

Sam-Tu bhosdk sotey rehna maine idhar 500gram + cocaine pakkadi hai..

Main-Bhosdk maine literally kilos k hissab se pakkadi hai raatko.. 500 Gram kaa kya khaas hai..

Sam-Ek student k pass thi 500 gram..

Main-Kya baat kar raha hai bhosdk??

Sam-Yeah..Ek londa Jo Department of Commerce k back side waale toilets haina usme deraha tha 2-3 students ko toh kuch dusare students ne dekh liya, unko bc apne plan kaa pata nahi tha toh unhone haa halla macha diya or pakkad liya usko.. Principal or Advisor uncle ne police bulaai hai.. Jiya aarahi hai i think..Or ye londa bol raha hai ki tujhse baat karni hai usko sirf.. Jaldi aa..

Main-aaraha hun bhenchod..

Call disconnected.. Bhenchod kya he chal raha haibe, students k pass aadha kilo cocaine.. Bhenchod.. Fucking hell kya plan kar rahi hai ye maadarchod Nidhi.. Khair jo bhi tha maine turant hath munh dhoye or Track pant and tshirt mein he nikala college k liye.. Niche koi nahi tha Kaka k alawa toh unko bataake main gaadi leke nikala or raaste mein Jiya ko call kiya..

Main-Tu college jaarahi hai?

Jiya-2 minutes mein pohanch gayi boss..

Main-Sun chaaye wagairaah peeke aa aaram se.. Main call kardunga jab aana hoga..

Jiya - Jo hukkum sir..

Call disconnected..

Main college pohancha gaadi park ki or Commerce department ki side chal padda, ab bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye Commerce branch kiss side hai, bhenchod saikdon buildings hain iss campus mein toh lawda samjh naa aaya mujhe toh Finally kissi chutiye se pucha toh usne bataya mujhe ab Commerce department pohancha toh bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye ye toilets kidhar hain toh maine Rohit ko call kiya..

Main-Bhosdk idhar ye toilets kidhar hain commerce waale mein??

Rohit - Abe udhar naa hain humlog idhar staff parking ki side le aaye usko.. Wahaan students wagairaah bahot jyaada hogaye they..

Main-Toh bawligand bata toh deta bhosdk 1 kilometre paidal chal liya main or ab waapis, bawligand he ho tumlog bhi..

Rohit - Tere president Abhi ka idea tha bhai..

Main-Bhosdk toh tu mana nahi kar shakta tha..

Rohit - Ro matt be kissi ko bike leke bhejta hun.. Seedha aata jaa..

Main-Tu he aaja naa bawligand kissko bhejega ab..

Rohit - Aagaya..

Call disconnected..
Kuch derr chalne k baad saamne se Rohit aagaya bike leke toh main uske sath baithke nikala..

Main-Kon londa hai??

Rohit-MCom ka student hai Dhiraj naam hai tu by face jaanta hoga, Commerce ka neta type hai hawa mein rehta hai pura din, election mein tha ye bhi, bure waala haara tha..

Main-Bahaar kiske sath hai pata hai??

Rohit - Bahaar iske gaon waale hain kuch lafange londey unke sath ghumta hai.. Z Black scorpio mein..

Main-Arrey haan Maadarchod jaan gaya.. Lamba saa hai, lambe he baal rakhta hai piche ki side comb karke.. Woh toh maadarchod hai chaati bahaar nikaalke akad mein chalta hai.

Rohit - Sahi pakkada.. Ye le dekh he le..

Humlog staff parking mein aaye toh students yahaan bhi kaafi they 15-16 students they mainly Abhi ki gang waale he they unke alawa apne Shubam ki gang bhi thi.. Most importantly Riya bhi thi wahaan or woh ek side Anaa and Arushi k sath khaddi thi.. Ok bhenchod.. Uss side nahi jaana hai...Apne Amit sir bhi they wahaan.. Ladka jo maine bola wahi tha usko bich mein baithaaya hua tha guard waali chair par...

Sam-Le bhai Dheeraj ye aagaya tera AP..

Main- Haanji sir.. Kya haal hain??

Maine usko dekha toh uske andar still akad thi, 0% regrets they uske chehre par uske hissab se uski koi galati nahi thi..

Dhiraj-Mujhe jail nahi jaana hai..

Main - Tujhe kya bhai kisi ko bhi nahi jaana hai, jail achi jagah thodi hai..

Dhiraj- Cocaine le he lee mujhse ab chhod do doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Yeah sure.. Or kuch?? Chaaye coffee?? Double cheese burger kuch??

Dhiraj- Main majaak nahi kar raha, doobara nahi karunga jail bhejega toh fir jamaanat par aake double karunga..

Main-Arrey.. Waah bc.. Ulta chor kotwaal ko daante.. Main kyun bhejunga bhai jail tujhe.. Tere kand bhejenge jail tujhe..

Dhiraj-Lekin tu bacha shakta hai mujhe.. Bacha le bata toh raha hun doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Kitani leta tha daily??

Dhiraj-Main leta nahi tha..

Main-Jaa be juth naa bol.. Teri shakal se he dikh raha hai mujhe..

Dhiraj-Kasam se..

Main - Dekh bhai agar tujhe lagta hai mereko help karni chahiye teri toh sach bol warna fir jaa jail mujhe koi dikkat naa hai...

Dhiraj - Subah shyaam..Ek chutki bus..

Main-Laata kahaan se tha??

Dhiraj - Mujhe nahi Pata..

Main - Good..

Maine waapis Jiya ko call kiya.

Main-Sun Jiya aaja, aake karle arrest isko.. Koi kaam kaa naa hai..

Jiya - Ji boss..

Dhiraj - Nahi nahi sun sun batata hun..

Main-Hold Jiya.. Rukk thoda orr..

Call disconnected..

Main-Sach sach bata bhai.. Dekh itana time naa hai mere pass.. Nind chhodke aaya hun tere liye.. Kahaan se laata tha kitana laata tha kyun laata tha college mein kiss kiss ko deta tha...

Amit - Bata dey be bata dey.. Teri he bhalaai hai isme..

Dhiraj - Main Vinu se laata tha.. Harr hafte ek aadha kilo kaa pouch deta tha woh college mein nahi laata tha main bus apne gaon or friend circle mein he bikk jaata tha.. Abki baar Vinu ne bola tha ki college mein bechke dekh kyunki jo ek or uska dealer tha college kaa woh kaam chhod gaya tha, client already bane hue they mujhe bus dena tha unko.. Gaon se better rate mein, issliye main yahaan leke aaya..

Main-Iske pass cocaine milli woh kahaan hai..

Amit-Yeri..

Amit sir ne ek pouch diya mujhe aadha kilo k aas pass kaa he tha.. Maine usko sungha toh kadak maal tha ekdum pure lekin ye maal Vinu k maal se different tha.. Yaani ye lawda juth bol raha tha, obviously issne news mein dekha hoga aaj Vinu k baare main toh issne uska naam lediya bachne k liye, bhalla kisko shakk hota Vinu toh jaa chuka hai.. Lekin isko kya maalum main iska baap hun..

Main-Plan badhiya tha tera, ki saara game Vinu k naam par laga dey bhalla kisko pata chalega haina?? Lekin aadmi galat chunn liya tune. Ye Vinu ki cocaine nahi hai nope.. Dekh tujhe simple c baat batata hun i know tere andar akad hai bahot, attitude hai tu tees maar khan hai Commerce ka, but beta jo police waale leke jaaenge naa tereko, wohlog koi moka naa denge maar maar ke sab bulwa lenge tujhse..

Dhiraj - M. M. Mujhe kuch nahi pata.. Jaane dey mujhe jail..

Main-Sure.. Dhund toh main waise bhi lunga..

Dhiraj-Jail se bahaar aake chodunga nahi tujhe..

Sam-Jyaada nahi bol raha be.. Ek raipta..

Main-chup re.. Mujhe kyun nahi chhodega bhai?? Maine kya kiya hai tereko?? Main toh bc theek se jaanta takk nahi tujhe.. Main toh madad karne aaya tha teri but tu thehra smart banda meri help ki jarurat he nahi hai tujhe..

Hmm ye naam nahi batana caah raha tha apne supplier kaa jabki ye jail jaane se bahot darrta hai fir bhi naam nahi Bata raha bhenchod.. Aisa kon hai iska supplier, but jo bhi hai bahot important banda hai woh jiske naam se he iski gand fatt rahi hai.. Khair jo bhi ho ab toh jarur dhundunga usko, dhundana he padega ..

Continued..
 

Abhishek Kumar98

Well-Known Member
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Update-86(Cocaine In College??)

86

Humlog headquarters se seedha haweli aaye toh Bhai or babhi wahin they..

Main-Bhai bola tha naa logon ko, media ko or opposition ko sabko sambhaal lunga..

Deva-Mujhe toh pata he tha ki sambhaal lega.. Lekin itani achi tarah se sambhaalega ye naa pata tha great job..

Main-Thanks.. Woh Home Minister se baat hui Shruti ko leke??

Deva-Oh yeah.. Tujhe pata hai usko job se toh nahi nikaal rahe they lekin transfer kar rahe they Chattisharh side..

Main-Bc Naksali thok detey usko udhar toh..

Deva - Yeah.. Lekin maine baat ki maan gaye jyaada time nahi laga..

Main-Thanks.. Ab suno main jaa raha hun sone i dont care kya hota hai mujhe tab he uthana jab koi bahot he jyaada important kaam ho, i am tired as hell. Lunch he karunga seedha..

Main apne room mein aake so gaya nind bhaari aai mujhe, meri aankh finally khulli mere phone k bajne se phone Sam ka tha..

Main-Kya haibe.. Sone dey naa..

Sam-Tu bhosdk sotey rehna maine idhar 500gram + cocaine pakkadi hai..

Main-Bhosdk maine literally kilos k hissab se pakkadi hai raatko.. 500 Gram kaa kya khaas hai..

Sam-Ek student k pass thi 500 gram..

Main-Kya baat kar raha hai bhosdk??

Sam-Yeah..Ek londa Jo Department of Commerce k back side waale toilets haina usme deraha tha 2-3 students ko toh kuch dusare students ne dekh liya, unko bc apne plan kaa pata nahi tha toh unhone haa halla macha diya or pakkad liya usko.. Principal or Advisor uncle ne police bulaai hai.. Jiya aarahi hai i think..Or ye londa bol raha hai ki tujhse baat karni hai usko sirf.. Jaldi aa..

Main-aaraha hun bhenchod..

Call disconnected.. Bhenchod kya he chal raha haibe, students k pass aadha kilo cocaine.. Bhenchod.. Fucking hell kya plan kar rahi hai ye maadarchod Nidhi.. Khair jo bhi tha maine turant hath munh dhoye or Track pant and tshirt mein he nikala college k liye.. Niche koi nahi tha Kaka k alawa toh unko bataake main gaadi leke nikala or raaste mein Jiya ko call kiya..

Main-Tu college jaarahi hai?

Jiya-2 minutes mein pohanch gayi boss..

Main-Sun chaaye wagairaah peeke aa aaram se.. Main call kardunga jab aana hoga..

Jiya - Jo hukkum sir..

Call disconnected..

Main college pohancha gaadi park ki or Commerce department ki side chal padda, ab bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye Commerce branch kiss side hai, bhenchod saikdon buildings hain iss campus mein toh lawda samjh naa aaya mujhe toh Finally kissi chutiye se pucha toh usne bataya mujhe ab Commerce department pohancha toh bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye ye toilets kidhar hain toh maine Rohit ko call kiya..

Main-Bhosdk idhar ye toilets kidhar hain commerce waale mein??

Rohit - Abe udhar naa hain humlog idhar staff parking ki side le aaye usko.. Wahaan students wagairaah bahot jyaada hogaye they..

Main-Toh bawligand bata toh deta bhosdk 1 kilometre paidal chal liya main or ab waapis, bawligand he ho tumlog bhi..

Rohit - Tere president Abhi ka idea tha bhai..

Main-Bhosdk toh tu mana nahi kar shakta tha..

Rohit - Ro matt be kissi ko bike leke bhejta hun.. Seedha aata jaa..

Main-Tu he aaja naa bawligand kissko bhejega ab..

Rohit - Aagaya..

Call disconnected..
Kuch derr chalne k baad saamne se Rohit aagaya bike leke toh main uske sath baithke nikala..

Main-Kon londa hai??

Rohit-MCom ka student hai Dhiraj naam hai tu by face jaanta hoga, Commerce ka neta type hai hawa mein rehta hai pura din, election mein tha ye bhi, bure waala haara tha..

Main-Bahaar kiske sath hai pata hai??

Rohit - Bahaar iske gaon waale hain kuch lafange londey unke sath ghumta hai.. Z Black scorpio mein..

Main-Arrey haan Maadarchod jaan gaya.. Lamba saa hai, lambe he baal rakhta hai piche ki side comb karke.. Woh toh maadarchod hai chaati bahaar nikaalke akad mein chalta hai.

Rohit - Sahi pakkada.. Ye le dekh he le..

Humlog staff parking mein aaye toh students yahaan bhi kaafi they 15-16 students they mainly Abhi ki gang waale he they unke alawa apne Shubam ki gang bhi thi.. Most importantly Riya bhi thi wahaan or woh ek side Anaa and Arushi k sath khaddi thi.. Ok bhenchod.. Uss side nahi jaana hai...Apne Amit sir bhi they wahaan.. Ladka jo maine bola wahi tha usko bich mein baithaaya hua tha guard waali chair par...

Sam-Le bhai Dheeraj ye aagaya tera AP..

Main- Haanji sir.. Kya haal hain??

Maine usko dekha toh uske andar still akad thi, 0% regrets they uske chehre par uske hissab se uski koi galati nahi thi..

Dhiraj-Mujhe jail nahi jaana hai..

Main - Tujhe kya bhai kisi ko bhi nahi jaana hai, jail achi jagah thodi hai..

Dhiraj- Cocaine le he lee mujhse ab chhod do doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Yeah sure.. Or kuch?? Chaaye coffee?? Double cheese burger kuch??

Dhiraj- Main majaak nahi kar raha, doobara nahi karunga jail bhejega toh fir jamaanat par aake double karunga..

Main-Arrey.. Waah bc.. Ulta chor kotwaal ko daante.. Main kyun bhejunga bhai jail tujhe.. Tere kand bhejenge jail tujhe..

Dhiraj-Lekin tu bacha shakta hai mujhe.. Bacha le bata toh raha hun doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Kitani leta tha daily??

Dhiraj-Main leta nahi tha..

Main-Jaa be juth naa bol.. Teri shakal se he dikh raha hai mujhe..

Dhiraj-Kasam se..

Main - Dekh bhai agar tujhe lagta hai mereko help karni chahiye teri toh sach bol warna fir jaa jail mujhe koi dikkat naa hai...

Dhiraj - Subah shyaam..Ek chutki bus..

Main-Laata kahaan se tha??

Dhiraj - Mujhe nahi Pata..

Main - Good..

Maine waapis Jiya ko call kiya.

Main-Sun Jiya aaja, aake karle arrest isko.. Koi kaam kaa naa hai..

Jiya - Ji boss..

Dhiraj - Nahi nahi sun sun batata hun..

Main-Hold Jiya.. Rukk thoda orr..

Call disconnected..

Main-Sach sach bata bhai.. Dekh itana time naa hai mere pass.. Nind chhodke aaya hun tere liye.. Kahaan se laata tha kitana laata tha kyun laata tha college mein kiss kiss ko deta tha...

Amit - Bata dey be bata dey.. Teri he bhalaai hai isme..

Dhiraj - Main Vinu se laata tha.. Harr hafte ek aadha kilo kaa pouch deta tha woh college mein nahi laata tha main bus apne gaon or friend circle mein he bikk jaata tha.. Abki baar Vinu ne bola tha ki college mein bechke dekh kyunki jo ek or uska dealer tha college kaa woh kaam chhod gaya tha, client already bane hue they mujhe bus dena tha unko.. Gaon se better rate mein, issliye main yahaan leke aaya..

Main-Iske pass cocaine milli woh kahaan hai..

Amit-Yeri..

Amit sir ne ek pouch diya mujhe aadha kilo k aas pass kaa he tha.. Maine usko sungha toh kadak maal tha ekdum pure lekin ye maal Vinu k maal se different tha.. Yaani ye lawda juth bol raha tha, obviously issne news mein dekha hoga aaj Vinu k baare main toh issne uska naam lediya bachne k liye, bhalla kisko shakk hota Vinu toh jaa chuka hai.. Lekin isko kya maalum main iska baap hun..

Main-Plan badhiya tha tera, ki saara game Vinu k naam par laga dey bhalla kisko pata chalega haina?? Lekin aadmi galat chunn liya tune. Ye Vinu ki cocaine nahi hai nope.. Dekh tujhe simple c baat batata hun i know tere andar akad hai bahot, attitude hai tu tees maar khan hai Commerce ka, but beta jo police waale leke jaaenge naa tereko, wohlog koi moka naa denge maar maar ke sab bulwa lenge tujhse..

Dhiraj - M. M. Mujhe kuch nahi pata.. Jaane dey mujhe jail..

Main-Sure.. Dhund toh main waise bhi lunga..

Dhiraj-Jail se bahaar aake chodunga nahi tujhe..

Sam-Jyaada nahi bol raha be.. Ek raipta..

Main-chup re.. Mujhe kyun nahi chhodega bhai?? Maine kya kiya hai tereko?? Main toh bc theek se jaanta takk nahi tujhe.. Main toh madad karne aaya tha teri but tu thehra smart banda meri help ki jarurat he nahi hai tujhe..

Hmm ye naam nahi batana caah raha tha apne supplier kaa jabki ye jail jaane se bahot darrta hai fir bhi naam nahi Bata raha bhenchod.. Aisa kon hai iska supplier, but jo bhi hai bahot important banda hai woh jiske naam se he iski gand fatt rahi hai.. Khair jo bhi ho ab toh jarur dhundunga usko, dhundana he padega ..

Continued..
Shayad khud Jagdish ya uska hi koi bahut jyada khas Banda
 

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Shayad wo bata deta toh wo uske pure pariwar ko maar deta ya aise me hi kuch bhai ab intjar nahi ho Raha hai Shruti aur AP ka please jaldi jaldi dikhao bhai
 

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Update-86(Cocaine In College??)

86

Humlog headquarters se seedha haweli aaye toh Bhai or babhi wahin they..

Main-Bhai bola tha naa logon ko, media ko or opposition ko sabko sambhaal lunga..

Deva-Mujhe toh pata he tha ki sambhaal lega.. Lekin itani achi tarah se sambhaalega ye naa pata tha great job..

Main-Thanks.. Woh Home Minister se baat hui Shruti ko leke??

Deva-Oh yeah.. Tujhe pata hai usko job se toh nahi nikaal rahe they lekin transfer kar rahe they Chattisharh side..

Main-Bc Naksali thok detey usko udhar toh..

Deva - Yeah.. Lekin maine baat ki maan gaye jyaada time nahi laga..

Main-Thanks.. Ab suno main jaa raha hun sone i dont care kya hota hai mujhe tab he uthana jab koi bahot he jyaada important kaam ho, i am tired as hell. Lunch he karunga seedha..

Main apne room mein aake so gaya nind bhaari aai mujhe, meri aankh finally khulli mere phone k bajne se phone Sam ka tha..

Main-Kya haibe.. Sone dey naa..

Sam-Tu bhosdk sotey rehna maine idhar 500gram + cocaine pakkadi hai..

Main-Bhosdk maine literally kilos k hissab se pakkadi hai raatko.. 500 Gram kaa kya khaas hai..

Sam-Ek student k pass thi 500 gram..

Main-Kya baat kar raha hai bhosdk??

Sam-Yeah..Ek londa Jo Department of Commerce k back side waale toilets haina usme deraha tha 2-3 students ko toh kuch dusare students ne dekh liya, unko bc apne plan kaa pata nahi tha toh unhone haa halla macha diya or pakkad liya usko.. Principal or Advisor uncle ne police bulaai hai.. Jiya aarahi hai i think..Or ye londa bol raha hai ki tujhse baat karni hai usko sirf.. Jaldi aa..

Main-aaraha hun bhenchod..

Call disconnected.. Bhenchod kya he chal raha haibe, students k pass aadha kilo cocaine.. Bhenchod.. Fucking hell kya plan kar rahi hai ye maadarchod Nidhi.. Khair jo bhi tha maine turant hath munh dhoye or Track pant and tshirt mein he nikala college k liye.. Niche koi nahi tha Kaka k alawa toh unko bataake main gaadi leke nikala or raaste mein Jiya ko call kiya..

Main-Tu college jaarahi hai?

Jiya-2 minutes mein pohanch gayi boss..

Main-Sun chaaye wagairaah peeke aa aaram se.. Main call kardunga jab aana hoga..

Jiya - Jo hukkum sir..

Call disconnected..

Main college pohancha gaadi park ki or Commerce department ki side chal padda, ab bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye Commerce branch kiss side hai, bhenchod saikdon buildings hain iss campus mein toh lawda samjh naa aaya mujhe toh Finally kissi chutiye se pucha toh usne bataya mujhe ab Commerce department pohancha toh bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye ye toilets kidhar hain toh maine Rohit ko call kiya..

Main-Bhosdk idhar ye toilets kidhar hain commerce waale mein??

Rohit - Abe udhar naa hain humlog idhar staff parking ki side le aaye usko.. Wahaan students wagairaah bahot jyaada hogaye they..

Main-Toh bawligand bata toh deta bhosdk 1 kilometre paidal chal liya main or ab waapis, bawligand he ho tumlog bhi..

Rohit - Tere president Abhi ka idea tha bhai..

Main-Bhosdk toh tu mana nahi kar shakta tha..

Rohit - Ro matt be kissi ko bike leke bhejta hun.. Seedha aata jaa..

Main-Tu he aaja naa bawligand kissko bhejega ab..

Rohit - Aagaya..

Call disconnected..
Kuch derr chalne k baad saamne se Rohit aagaya bike leke toh main uske sath baithke nikala..

Main-Kon londa hai??

Rohit-MCom ka student hai Dhiraj naam hai tu by face jaanta hoga, Commerce ka neta type hai hawa mein rehta hai pura din, election mein tha ye bhi, bure waala haara tha..

Main-Bahaar kiske sath hai pata hai??

Rohit - Bahaar iske gaon waale hain kuch lafange londey unke sath ghumta hai.. Z Black scorpio mein..

Main-Arrey haan Maadarchod jaan gaya.. Lamba saa hai, lambe he baal rakhta hai piche ki side comb karke.. Woh toh maadarchod hai chaati bahaar nikaalke akad mein chalta hai.

Rohit - Sahi pakkada.. Ye le dekh he le..

Humlog staff parking mein aaye toh students yahaan bhi kaafi they 15-16 students they mainly Abhi ki gang waale he they unke alawa apne Shubam ki gang bhi thi.. Most importantly Riya bhi thi wahaan or woh ek side Anaa and Arushi k sath khaddi thi.. Ok bhenchod.. Uss side nahi jaana hai...Apne Amit sir bhi they wahaan.. Ladka jo maine bola wahi tha usko bich mein baithaaya hua tha guard waali chair par...

Sam-Le bhai Dheeraj ye aagaya tera AP..

Main- Haanji sir.. Kya haal hain??

Maine usko dekha toh uske andar still akad thi, 0% regrets they uske chehre par uske hissab se uski koi galati nahi thi..

Dhiraj-Mujhe jail nahi jaana hai..

Main - Tujhe kya bhai kisi ko bhi nahi jaana hai, jail achi jagah thodi hai..

Dhiraj- Cocaine le he lee mujhse ab chhod do doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Yeah sure.. Or kuch?? Chaaye coffee?? Double cheese burger kuch??

Dhiraj- Main majaak nahi kar raha, doobara nahi karunga jail bhejega toh fir jamaanat par aake double karunga..

Main-Arrey.. Waah bc.. Ulta chor kotwaal ko daante.. Main kyun bhejunga bhai jail tujhe.. Tere kand bhejenge jail tujhe..

Dhiraj-Lekin tu bacha shakta hai mujhe.. Bacha le bata toh raha hun doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Kitani leta tha daily??

Dhiraj-Main leta nahi tha..

Main-Jaa be juth naa bol.. Teri shakal se he dikh raha hai mujhe..

Dhiraj-Kasam se..

Main - Dekh bhai agar tujhe lagta hai mereko help karni chahiye teri toh sach bol warna fir jaa jail mujhe koi dikkat naa hai...

Dhiraj - Subah shyaam..Ek chutki bus..

Main-Laata kahaan se tha??

Dhiraj - Mujhe nahi Pata..

Main - Good..

Maine waapis Jiya ko call kiya.

Main-Sun Jiya aaja, aake karle arrest isko.. Koi kaam kaa naa hai..

Jiya - Ji boss..

Dhiraj - Nahi nahi sun sun batata hun..

Main-Hold Jiya.. Rukk thoda orr..

Call disconnected..

Main-Sach sach bata bhai.. Dekh itana time naa hai mere pass.. Nind chhodke aaya hun tere liye.. Kahaan se laata tha kitana laata tha kyun laata tha college mein kiss kiss ko deta tha...

Amit - Bata dey be bata dey.. Teri he bhalaai hai isme..

Dhiraj - Main Vinu se laata tha.. Harr hafte ek aadha kilo kaa pouch deta tha woh college mein nahi laata tha main bus apne gaon or friend circle mein he bikk jaata tha.. Abki baar Vinu ne bola tha ki college mein bechke dekh kyunki jo ek or uska dealer tha college kaa woh kaam chhod gaya tha, client already bane hue they mujhe bus dena tha unko.. Gaon se better rate mein, issliye main yahaan leke aaya..

Main-Iske pass cocaine milli woh kahaan hai..

Amit-Yeri..

Amit sir ne ek pouch diya mujhe aadha kilo k aas pass kaa he tha.. Maine usko sungha toh kadak maal tha ekdum pure lekin ye maal Vinu k maal se different tha.. Yaani ye lawda juth bol raha tha, obviously issne news mein dekha hoga aaj Vinu k baare main toh issne uska naam lediya bachne k liye, bhalla kisko shakk hota Vinu toh jaa chuka hai.. Lekin isko kya maalum main iska baap hun..

Main-Plan badhiya tha tera, ki saara game Vinu k naam par laga dey bhalla kisko pata chalega haina?? Lekin aadmi galat chunn liya tune. Ye Vinu ki cocaine nahi hai nope.. Dekh tujhe simple c baat batata hun i know tere andar akad hai bahot, attitude hai tu tees maar khan hai Commerce ka, but beta jo police waale leke jaaenge naa tereko, wohlog koi moka naa denge maar maar ke sab bulwa lenge tujhse..

Dhiraj - M. M. Mujhe kuch nahi pata.. Jaane dey mujhe jail..

Main-Sure.. Dhund toh main waise bhi lunga..

Dhiraj-Jail se bahaar aake chodunga nahi tujhe..

Sam-Jyaada nahi bol raha be.. Ek raipta..

Main-chup re.. Mujhe kyun nahi chhodega bhai?? Maine kya kiya hai tereko?? Main toh bc theek se jaanta takk nahi tujhe.. Main toh madad karne aaya tha teri but tu thehra smart banda meri help ki jarurat he nahi hai tujhe..

Hmm ye naam nahi batana caah raha tha apne supplier kaa jabki ye jail jaane se bahot darrta hai fir bhi naam nahi Bata raha bhenchod.. Aisa kon hai iska supplier, but jo bhi hai bahot important banda hai woh jiske naam se he iski gand fatt rahi hai.. Khair jo bhi ho ab toh jarur dhundunga usko, dhundana he padega ..

Continued..
Kuch jyda akad nahi hai iss bande me dhiraj ki gand maro ache se phir batayega sala
 

Pagal king

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86

Humlog headquarters se seedha haweli aaye toh Bhai or babhi wahin they..

Main-Bhai bola tha naa logon ko, media ko or opposition ko sabko sambhaal lunga..

Deva-Mujhe toh pata he tha ki sambhaal lega.. Lekin itani achi tarah se sambhaalega ye naa pata tha great job..

Main-Thanks.. Woh Home Minister se baat hui Shruti ko leke??

Deva-Oh yeah.. Tujhe pata hai usko job se toh nahi nikaal rahe they lekin transfer kar rahe they Chattisharh side..

Main-Bc Naksali thok detey usko udhar toh..

Deva - Yeah.. Lekin maine baat ki maan gaye jyaada time nahi laga..

Main-Thanks.. Ab suno main jaa raha hun sone i dont care kya hota hai mujhe tab he uthana jab koi bahot he jyaada important kaam ho, i am tired as hell. Lunch he karunga seedha..

Main apne room mein aake so gaya nind bhaari aai mujhe, meri aankh finally khulli mere phone k bajne se phone Sam ka tha..

Main-Kya haibe.. Sone dey naa..

Sam-Tu bhosdk sotey rehna maine idhar 500gram + cocaine pakkadi hai..

Main-Bhosdk maine literally kilos k hissab se pakkadi hai raatko.. 500 Gram kaa kya khaas hai..

Sam-Ek student k pass thi 500 gram..

Main-Kya baat kar raha hai bhosdk??

Sam-Yeah..Ek londa Jo Department of Commerce k back side waale toilets haina usme deraha tha 2-3 students ko toh kuch dusare students ne dekh liya, unko bc apne plan kaa pata nahi tha toh unhone haa halla macha diya or pakkad liya usko.. Principal or Advisor uncle ne police bulaai hai.. Jiya aarahi hai i think..Or ye londa bol raha hai ki tujhse baat karni hai usko sirf.. Jaldi aa..

Main-aaraha hun bhenchod..

Call disconnected.. Bhenchod kya he chal raha haibe, students k pass aadha kilo cocaine.. Bhenchod.. Fucking hell kya plan kar rahi hai ye maadarchod Nidhi.. Khair jo bhi tha maine turant hath munh dhoye or Track pant and tshirt mein he nikala college k liye.. Niche koi nahi tha Kaka k alawa toh unko bataake main gaadi leke nikala or raaste mein Jiya ko call kiya..

Main-Tu college jaarahi hai?

Jiya-2 minutes mein pohanch gayi boss..

Main-Sun chaaye wagairaah peeke aa aaram se.. Main call kardunga jab aana hoga..

Jiya - Jo hukkum sir..

Call disconnected..

Main college pohancha gaadi park ki or Commerce department ki side chal padda, ab bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye Commerce branch kiss side hai, bhenchod saikdon buildings hain iss campus mein toh lawda samjh naa aaya mujhe toh Finally kissi chutiye se pucha toh usne bataya mujhe ab Commerce department pohancha toh bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye ye toilets kidhar hain toh maine Rohit ko call kiya..

Main-Bhosdk idhar ye toilets kidhar hain commerce waale mein??

Rohit - Abe udhar naa hain humlog idhar staff parking ki side le aaye usko.. Wahaan students wagairaah bahot jyaada hogaye they..

Main-Toh bawligand bata toh deta bhosdk 1 kilometre paidal chal liya main or ab waapis, bawligand he ho tumlog bhi..

Rohit - Tere president Abhi ka idea tha bhai..

Main-Bhosdk toh tu mana nahi kar shakta tha..

Rohit - Ro matt be kissi ko bike leke bhejta hun.. Seedha aata jaa..

Main-Tu he aaja naa bawligand kissko bhejega ab..

Rohit - Aagaya..

Call disconnected..
Kuch derr chalne k baad saamne se Rohit aagaya bike leke toh main uske sath baithke nikala..

Main-Kon londa hai??

Rohit-MCom ka student hai Dhiraj naam hai tu by face jaanta hoga, Commerce ka neta type hai hawa mein rehta hai pura din, election mein tha ye bhi, bure waala haara tha..

Main-Bahaar kiske sath hai pata hai??

Rohit - Bahaar iske gaon waale hain kuch lafange londey unke sath ghumta hai.. Z Black scorpio mein..

Main-Arrey haan Maadarchod jaan gaya.. Lamba saa hai, lambe he baal rakhta hai piche ki side comb karke.. Woh toh maadarchod hai chaati bahaar nikaalke akad mein chalta hai.

Rohit - Sahi pakkada.. Ye le dekh he le..

Humlog staff parking mein aaye toh students yahaan bhi kaafi they 15-16 students they mainly Abhi ki gang waale he they unke alawa apne Shubam ki gang bhi thi.. Most importantly Riya bhi thi wahaan or woh ek side Anaa and Arushi k sath khaddi thi.. Ok bhenchod.. Uss side nahi jaana hai...Apne Amit sir bhi they wahaan.. Ladka jo maine bola wahi tha usko bich mein baithaaya hua tha guard waali chair par...

Sam-Le bhai Dheeraj ye aagaya tera AP..

Main- Haanji sir.. Kya haal hain??

Maine usko dekha toh uske andar still akad thi, 0% regrets they uske chehre par uske hissab se uski koi galati nahi thi..

Dhiraj-Mujhe jail nahi jaana hai..

Main - Tujhe kya bhai kisi ko bhi nahi jaana hai, jail achi jagah thodi hai..

Dhiraj- Cocaine le he lee mujhse ab chhod do doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Yeah sure.. Or kuch?? Chaaye coffee?? Double cheese burger kuch??

Dhiraj- Main majaak nahi kar raha, doobara nahi karunga jail bhejega toh fir jamaanat par aake double karunga..

Main-Arrey.. Waah bc.. Ulta chor kotwaal ko daante.. Main kyun bhejunga bhai jail tujhe.. Tere kand bhejenge jail tujhe..

Dhiraj-Lekin tu bacha shakta hai mujhe.. Bacha le bata toh raha hun doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Kitani leta tha daily??

Dhiraj-Main leta nahi tha..

Main-Jaa be juth naa bol.. Teri shakal se he dikh raha hai mujhe..

Dhiraj-Kasam se..

Main - Dekh bhai agar tujhe lagta hai mereko help karni chahiye teri toh sach bol warna fir jaa jail mujhe koi dikkat naa hai...

Dhiraj - Subah shyaam..Ek chutki bus..

Main-Laata kahaan se tha??

Dhiraj - Mujhe nahi Pata..

Main - Good..

Maine waapis Jiya ko call kiya.

Main-Sun Jiya aaja, aake karle arrest isko.. Koi kaam kaa naa hai..

Jiya - Ji boss..

Dhiraj - Nahi nahi sun sun batata hun..

Main-Hold Jiya.. Rukk thoda orr..

Call disconnected..

Main-Sach sach bata bhai.. Dekh itana time naa hai mere pass.. Nind chhodke aaya hun tere liye.. Kahaan se laata tha kitana laata tha kyun laata tha college mein kiss kiss ko deta tha...

Amit - Bata dey be bata dey.. Teri he bhalaai hai isme..

Dhiraj - Main Vinu se laata tha.. Harr hafte ek aadha kilo kaa pouch deta tha woh college mein nahi laata tha main bus apne gaon or friend circle mein he bikk jaata tha.. Abki baar Vinu ne bola tha ki college mein bechke dekh kyunki jo ek or uska dealer tha college kaa woh kaam chhod gaya tha, client already bane hue they mujhe bus dena tha unko.. Gaon se better rate mein, issliye main yahaan leke aaya..

Main-Iske pass cocaine milli woh kahaan hai..

Amit-Yeri..

Amit sir ne ek pouch diya mujhe aadha kilo k aas pass kaa he tha.. Maine usko sungha toh kadak maal tha ekdum pure lekin ye maal Vinu k maal se different tha.. Yaani ye lawda juth bol raha tha, obviously issne news mein dekha hoga aaj Vinu k baare main toh issne uska naam lediya bachne k liye, bhalla kisko shakk hota Vinu toh jaa chuka hai.. Lekin isko kya maalum main iska baap hun..

Main-Plan badhiya tha tera, ki saara game Vinu k naam par laga dey bhalla kisko pata chalega haina?? Lekin aadmi galat chunn liya tune. Ye Vinu ki cocaine nahi hai nope.. Dekh tujhe simple c baat batata hun i know tere andar akad hai bahot, attitude hai tu tees maar khan hai Commerce ka, but beta jo police waale leke jaaenge naa tereko, wohlog koi moka naa denge maar maar ke sab bulwa lenge tujhse..

Dhiraj - M. M. Mujhe kuch nahi pata.. Jaane dey mujhe jail..

Main-Sure.. Dhund toh main waise bhi lunga..

Dhiraj-Jail se bahaar aake chodunga nahi tujhe..

Sam-Jyaada nahi bol raha be.. Ek raipta..

Main-chup re.. Mujhe kyun nahi chhodega bhai?? Maine kya kiya hai tereko?? Main toh bc theek se jaanta takk nahi tujhe.. Main toh madad karne aaya tha teri but tu thehra smart banda meri help ki jarurat he nahi hai tujhe..

Hmm ye naam nahi batana caah raha tha apne supplier kaa jabki ye jail jaane se bahot darrta hai fir bhi naam nahi Bata raha bhenchod.. Aisa kon hai iska supplier, but jo bhi hai bahot important banda hai woh jiske naam se he iski gand fatt rahi hai.. Khair jo bhi ho ab toh jarur dhundunga usko, dhundana he padega ..

Continued..
Great 👍👍👍👍
 

Bosskhatri

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86

Humlog headquarters se seedha haweli aaye toh Bhai or babhi wahin they..

Main-Bhai bola tha naa logon ko, media ko or opposition ko sabko sambhaal lunga..

Deva-Mujhe toh pata he tha ki sambhaal lega.. Lekin itani achi tarah se sambhaalega ye naa pata tha great job..

Main-Thanks.. Woh Home Minister se baat hui Shruti ko leke??

Deva-Oh yeah.. Tujhe pata hai usko job se toh nahi nikaal rahe they lekin transfer kar rahe they Chattisharh side..

Main-Bc Naksali thok detey usko udhar toh..

Deva - Yeah.. Lekin maine baat ki maan gaye jyaada time nahi laga..

Main-Thanks.. Ab suno main jaa raha hun sone i dont care kya hota hai mujhe tab he uthana jab koi bahot he jyaada important kaam ho, i am tired as hell. Lunch he karunga seedha..

Main apne room mein aake so gaya nind bhaari aai mujhe, meri aankh finally khulli mere phone k bajne se phone Sam ka tha..

Main-Kya haibe.. Sone dey naa..

Sam-Tu bhosdk sotey rehna maine idhar 500gram + cocaine pakkadi hai..

Main-Bhosdk maine literally kilos k hissab se pakkadi hai raatko.. 500 Gram kaa kya khaas hai..

Sam-Ek student k pass thi 500 gram..

Main-Kya baat kar raha hai bhosdk??

Sam-Yeah..Ek londa Jo Department of Commerce k back side waale toilets haina usme deraha tha 2-3 students ko toh kuch dusare students ne dekh liya, unko bc apne plan kaa pata nahi tha toh unhone haa halla macha diya or pakkad liya usko.. Principal or Advisor uncle ne police bulaai hai.. Jiya aarahi hai i think..Or ye londa bol raha hai ki tujhse baat karni hai usko sirf.. Jaldi aa..

Main-aaraha hun bhenchod..

Call disconnected.. Bhenchod kya he chal raha haibe, students k pass aadha kilo cocaine.. Bhenchod.. Fucking hell kya plan kar rahi hai ye maadarchod Nidhi.. Khair jo bhi tha maine turant hath munh dhoye or Track pant and tshirt mein he nikala college k liye.. Niche koi nahi tha Kaka k alawa toh unko bataake main gaadi leke nikala or raaste mein Jiya ko call kiya..

Main-Tu college jaarahi hai?

Jiya-2 minutes mein pohanch gayi boss..

Main-Sun chaaye wagairaah peeke aa aaram se.. Main call kardunga jab aana hoga..

Jiya - Jo hukkum sir..

Call disconnected..

Main college pohancha gaadi park ki or Commerce department ki side chal padda, ab bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye Commerce branch kiss side hai, bhenchod saikdon buildings hain iss campus mein toh lawda samjh naa aaya mujhe toh Finally kissi chutiye se pucha toh usne bataya mujhe ab Commerce department pohancha toh bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye ye toilets kidhar hain toh maine Rohit ko call kiya..

Main-Bhosdk idhar ye toilets kidhar hain commerce waale mein??

Rohit - Abe udhar naa hain humlog idhar staff parking ki side le aaye usko.. Wahaan students wagairaah bahot jyaada hogaye they..

Main-Toh bawligand bata toh deta bhosdk 1 kilometre paidal chal liya main or ab waapis, bawligand he ho tumlog bhi..

Rohit - Tere president Abhi ka idea tha bhai..

Main-Bhosdk toh tu mana nahi kar shakta tha..

Rohit - Ro matt be kissi ko bike leke bhejta hun.. Seedha aata jaa..

Main-Tu he aaja naa bawligand kissko bhejega ab..

Rohit - Aagaya..

Call disconnected..
Kuch derr chalne k baad saamne se Rohit aagaya bike leke toh main uske sath baithke nikala..

Main-Kon londa hai??

Rohit-MCom ka student hai Dhiraj naam hai tu by face jaanta hoga, Commerce ka neta type hai hawa mein rehta hai pura din, election mein tha ye bhi, bure waala haara tha..

Main-Bahaar kiske sath hai pata hai??

Rohit - Bahaar iske gaon waale hain kuch lafange londey unke sath ghumta hai.. Z Black scorpio mein..

Main-Arrey haan Maadarchod jaan gaya.. Lamba saa hai, lambe he baal rakhta hai piche ki side comb karke.. Woh toh maadarchod hai chaati bahaar nikaalke akad mein chalta hai.

Rohit - Sahi pakkada.. Ye le dekh he le..

Humlog staff parking mein aaye toh students yahaan bhi kaafi they 15-16 students they mainly Abhi ki gang waale he they unke alawa apne Shubam ki gang bhi thi.. Most importantly Riya bhi thi wahaan or woh ek side Anaa and Arushi k sath khaddi thi.. Ok bhenchod.. Uss side nahi jaana hai...Apne Amit sir bhi they wahaan.. Ladka jo maine bola wahi tha usko bich mein baithaaya hua tha guard waali chair par...

Sam-Le bhai Dheeraj ye aagaya tera AP..

Main- Haanji sir.. Kya haal hain??

Maine usko dekha toh uske andar still akad thi, 0% regrets they uske chehre par uske hissab se uski koi galati nahi thi..

Dhiraj-Mujhe jail nahi jaana hai..

Main - Tujhe kya bhai kisi ko bhi nahi jaana hai, jail achi jagah thodi hai..

Dhiraj- Cocaine le he lee mujhse ab chhod do doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Yeah sure.. Or kuch?? Chaaye coffee?? Double cheese burger kuch??

Dhiraj- Main majaak nahi kar raha, doobara nahi karunga jail bhejega toh fir jamaanat par aake double karunga..

Main-Arrey.. Waah bc.. Ulta chor kotwaal ko daante.. Main kyun bhejunga bhai jail tujhe.. Tere kand bhejenge jail tujhe..

Dhiraj-Lekin tu bacha shakta hai mujhe.. Bacha le bata toh raha hun doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Kitani leta tha daily??

Dhiraj-Main leta nahi tha..

Main-Jaa be juth naa bol.. Teri shakal se he dikh raha hai mujhe..

Dhiraj-Kasam se..

Main - Dekh bhai agar tujhe lagta hai mereko help karni chahiye teri toh sach bol warna fir jaa jail mujhe koi dikkat naa hai...

Dhiraj - Subah shyaam..Ek chutki bus..

Main-Laata kahaan se tha??

Dhiraj - Mujhe nahi Pata..

Main - Good..

Maine waapis Jiya ko call kiya.

Main-Sun Jiya aaja, aake karle arrest isko.. Koi kaam kaa naa hai..

Jiya - Ji boss..

Dhiraj - Nahi nahi sun sun batata hun..

Main-Hold Jiya.. Rukk thoda orr..

Call disconnected..

Main-Sach sach bata bhai.. Dekh itana time naa hai mere pass.. Nind chhodke aaya hun tere liye.. Kahaan se laata tha kitana laata tha kyun laata tha college mein kiss kiss ko deta tha...

Amit - Bata dey be bata dey.. Teri he bhalaai hai isme..

Dhiraj - Main Vinu se laata tha.. Harr hafte ek aadha kilo kaa pouch deta tha woh college mein nahi laata tha main bus apne gaon or friend circle mein he bikk jaata tha.. Abki baar Vinu ne bola tha ki college mein bechke dekh kyunki jo ek or uska dealer tha college kaa woh kaam chhod gaya tha, client already bane hue they mujhe bus dena tha unko.. Gaon se better rate mein, issliye main yahaan leke aaya..

Main-Iske pass cocaine milli woh kahaan hai..

Amit-Yeri..

Amit sir ne ek pouch diya mujhe aadha kilo k aas pass kaa he tha.. Maine usko sungha toh kadak maal tha ekdum pure lekin ye maal Vinu k maal se different tha.. Yaani ye lawda juth bol raha tha, obviously issne news mein dekha hoga aaj Vinu k baare main toh issne uska naam lediya bachne k liye, bhalla kisko shakk hota Vinu toh jaa chuka hai.. Lekin isko kya maalum main iska baap hun..

Main-Plan badhiya tha tera, ki saara game Vinu k naam par laga dey bhalla kisko pata chalega haina?? Lekin aadmi galat chunn liya tune. Ye Vinu ki cocaine nahi hai nope.. Dekh tujhe simple c baat batata hun i know tere andar akad hai bahot, attitude hai tu tees maar khan hai Commerce ka, but beta jo police waale leke jaaenge naa tereko, wohlog koi moka naa denge maar maar ke sab bulwa lenge tujhse..

Dhiraj - M. M. Mujhe kuch nahi pata.. Jaane dey mujhe jail..

Main-Sure.. Dhund toh main waise bhi lunga..

Dhiraj-Jail se bahaar aake chodunga nahi tujhe..

Sam-Jyaada nahi bol raha be.. Ek raipta..

Main-chup re.. Mujhe kyun nahi chhodega bhai?? Maine kya kiya hai tereko?? Main toh bc theek se jaanta takk nahi tujhe.. Main toh madad karne aaya tha teri but tu thehra smart banda meri help ki jarurat he nahi hai tujhe..

Hmm ye naam nahi batana caah raha tha apne supplier kaa jabki ye jail jaane se bahot darrta hai fir bhi naam nahi Bata raha bhenchod.. Aisa kon hai iska supplier, but jo bhi hai bahot important banda hai woh jiske naam se he iski gand fatt rahi hai.. Khair jo bhi ho ab toh jarur dhundunga usko, dhundana he padega ..

Continued..
Very nice update
 

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मतलब एक छात्र के पास इतना माल है तो अगर बड़ी भसड़ मचेगी
 

Bhupinder Singh

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Update-86(Cocaine In College??)

86

Humlog headquarters se seedha haweli aaye toh Bhai or babhi wahin they..

Main-Bhai bola tha naa logon ko, media ko or opposition ko sabko sambhaal lunga..

Deva-Mujhe toh pata he tha ki sambhaal lega.. Lekin itani achi tarah se sambhaalega ye naa pata tha great job..

Main-Thanks.. Woh Home Minister se baat hui Shruti ko leke??

Deva-Oh yeah.. Tujhe pata hai usko job se toh nahi nikaal rahe they lekin transfer kar rahe they Chattisharh side..

Main-Bc Naksali thok detey usko udhar toh..

Deva - Yeah.. Lekin maine baat ki maan gaye jyaada time nahi laga..

Main-Thanks.. Ab suno main jaa raha hun sone i dont care kya hota hai mujhe tab he uthana jab koi bahot he jyaada important kaam ho, i am tired as hell. Lunch he karunga seedha..

Main apne room mein aake so gaya nind bhaari aai mujhe, meri aankh finally khulli mere phone k bajne se phone Sam ka tha..

Main-Kya haibe.. Sone dey naa..

Sam-Tu bhosdk sotey rehna maine idhar 500gram + cocaine pakkadi hai..

Main-Bhosdk maine literally kilos k hissab se pakkadi hai raatko.. 500 Gram kaa kya khaas hai..

Sam-Ek student k pass thi 500 gram..

Main-Kya baat kar raha hai bhosdk??

Sam-Yeah..Ek londa Jo Department of Commerce k back side waale toilets haina usme deraha tha 2-3 students ko toh kuch dusare students ne dekh liya, unko bc apne plan kaa pata nahi tha toh unhone haa halla macha diya or pakkad liya usko.. Principal or Advisor uncle ne police bulaai hai.. Jiya aarahi hai i think..Or ye londa bol raha hai ki tujhse baat karni hai usko sirf.. Jaldi aa..

Main-aaraha hun bhenchod..

Call disconnected.. Bhenchod kya he chal raha haibe, students k pass aadha kilo cocaine.. Bhenchod.. Fucking hell kya plan kar rahi hai ye maadarchod Nidhi.. Khair jo bhi tha maine turant hath munh dhoye or Track pant and tshirt mein he nikala college k liye.. Niche koi nahi tha Kaka k alawa toh unko bataake main gaadi leke nikala or raaste mein Jiya ko call kiya..

Main-Tu college jaarahi hai?

Jiya-2 minutes mein pohanch gayi boss..

Main-Sun chaaye wagairaah peeke aa aaram se.. Main call kardunga jab aana hoga..

Jiya - Jo hukkum sir..

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Main college pohancha gaadi park ki or Commerce department ki side chal padda, ab bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye Commerce branch kiss side hai, bhenchod saikdon buildings hain iss campus mein toh lawda samjh naa aaya mujhe toh Finally kissi chutiye se pucha toh usne bataya mujhe ab Commerce department pohancha toh bhenchod mujhe ye samjh naa aaye ye toilets kidhar hain toh maine Rohit ko call kiya..

Main-Bhosdk idhar ye toilets kidhar hain commerce waale mein??

Rohit - Abe udhar naa hain humlog idhar staff parking ki side le aaye usko.. Wahaan students wagairaah bahot jyaada hogaye they..

Main-Toh bawligand bata toh deta bhosdk 1 kilometre paidal chal liya main or ab waapis, bawligand he ho tumlog bhi..

Rohit - Tere president Abhi ka idea tha bhai..

Main-Bhosdk toh tu mana nahi kar shakta tha..

Rohit - Ro matt be kissi ko bike leke bhejta hun.. Seedha aata jaa..

Main-Tu he aaja naa bawligand kissko bhejega ab..

Rohit - Aagaya..

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Kuch derr chalne k baad saamne se Rohit aagaya bike leke toh main uske sath baithke nikala..

Main-Kon londa hai??

Rohit-MCom ka student hai Dhiraj naam hai tu by face jaanta hoga, Commerce ka neta type hai hawa mein rehta hai pura din, election mein tha ye bhi, bure waala haara tha..

Main-Bahaar kiske sath hai pata hai??

Rohit - Bahaar iske gaon waale hain kuch lafange londey unke sath ghumta hai.. Z Black scorpio mein..

Main-Arrey haan Maadarchod jaan gaya.. Lamba saa hai, lambe he baal rakhta hai piche ki side comb karke.. Woh toh maadarchod hai chaati bahaar nikaalke akad mein chalta hai.

Rohit - Sahi pakkada.. Ye le dekh he le..

Humlog staff parking mein aaye toh students yahaan bhi kaafi they 15-16 students they mainly Abhi ki gang waale he they unke alawa apne Shubam ki gang bhi thi.. Most importantly Riya bhi thi wahaan or woh ek side Anaa and Arushi k sath khaddi thi.. Ok bhenchod.. Uss side nahi jaana hai...Apne Amit sir bhi they wahaan.. Ladka jo maine bola wahi tha usko bich mein baithaaya hua tha guard waali chair par...

Sam-Le bhai Dheeraj ye aagaya tera AP..

Main- Haanji sir.. Kya haal hain??

Maine usko dekha toh uske andar still akad thi, 0% regrets they uske chehre par uske hissab se uski koi galati nahi thi..

Dhiraj-Mujhe jail nahi jaana hai..

Main - Tujhe kya bhai kisi ko bhi nahi jaana hai, jail achi jagah thodi hai..

Dhiraj- Cocaine le he lee mujhse ab chhod do doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Yeah sure.. Or kuch?? Chaaye coffee?? Double cheese burger kuch??

Dhiraj- Main majaak nahi kar raha, doobara nahi karunga jail bhejega toh fir jamaanat par aake double karunga..

Main-Arrey.. Waah bc.. Ulta chor kotwaal ko daante.. Main kyun bhejunga bhai jail tujhe.. Tere kand bhejenge jail tujhe..

Dhiraj-Lekin tu bacha shakta hai mujhe.. Bacha le bata toh raha hun doobara nahi karunga..

Main-Kitani leta tha daily??

Dhiraj-Main leta nahi tha..

Main-Jaa be juth naa bol.. Teri shakal se he dikh raha hai mujhe..

Dhiraj-Kasam se..

Main - Dekh bhai agar tujhe lagta hai mereko help karni chahiye teri toh sach bol warna fir jaa jail mujhe koi dikkat naa hai...

Dhiraj - Subah shyaam..Ek chutki bus..

Main-Laata kahaan se tha??

Dhiraj - Mujhe nahi Pata..

Main - Good..

Maine waapis Jiya ko call kiya.

Main-Sun Jiya aaja, aake karle arrest isko.. Koi kaam kaa naa hai..

Jiya - Ji boss..

Dhiraj - Nahi nahi sun sun batata hun..

Main-Hold Jiya.. Rukk thoda orr..

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Main-Sach sach bata bhai.. Dekh itana time naa hai mere pass.. Nind chhodke aaya hun tere liye.. Kahaan se laata tha kitana laata tha kyun laata tha college mein kiss kiss ko deta tha...

Amit - Bata dey be bata dey.. Teri he bhalaai hai isme..

Dhiraj - Main Vinu se laata tha.. Harr hafte ek aadha kilo kaa pouch deta tha woh college mein nahi laata tha main bus apne gaon or friend circle mein he bikk jaata tha.. Abki baar Vinu ne bola tha ki college mein bechke dekh kyunki jo ek or uska dealer tha college kaa woh kaam chhod gaya tha, client already bane hue they mujhe bus dena tha unko.. Gaon se better rate mein, issliye main yahaan leke aaya..

Main-Iske pass cocaine milli woh kahaan hai..

Amit-Yeri..

Amit sir ne ek pouch diya mujhe aadha kilo k aas pass kaa he tha.. Maine usko sungha toh kadak maal tha ekdum pure lekin ye maal Vinu k maal se different tha.. Yaani ye lawda juth bol raha tha, obviously issne news mein dekha hoga aaj Vinu k baare main toh issne uska naam lediya bachne k liye, bhalla kisko shakk hota Vinu toh jaa chuka hai.. Lekin isko kya maalum main iska baap hun..

Main-Plan badhiya tha tera, ki saara game Vinu k naam par laga dey bhalla kisko pata chalega haina?? Lekin aadmi galat chunn liya tune. Ye Vinu ki cocaine nahi hai nope.. Dekh tujhe simple c baat batata hun i know tere andar akad hai bahot, attitude hai tu tees maar khan hai Commerce ka, but beta jo police waale leke jaaenge naa tereko, wohlog koi moka naa denge maar maar ke sab bulwa lenge tujhse..

Dhiraj - M. M. Mujhe kuch nahi pata.. Jaane dey mujhe jail..

Main-Sure.. Dhund toh main waise bhi lunga..

Dhiraj-Jail se bahaar aake chodunga nahi tujhe..

Sam-Jyaada nahi bol raha be.. Ek raipta..

Main-chup re.. Mujhe kyun nahi chhodega bhai?? Maine kya kiya hai tereko?? Main toh bc theek se jaanta takk nahi tujhe.. Main toh madad karne aaya tha teri but tu thehra smart banda meri help ki jarurat he nahi hai tujhe..

Hmm ye naam nahi batana caah raha tha apne supplier kaa jabki ye jail jaane se bahot darrta hai fir bhi naam nahi Bata raha bhenchod.. Aisa kon hai iska supplier, but jo bhi hai bahot important banda hai woh jiske naam se he iski gand fatt rahi hai.. Khair jo bhi ho ab toh jarur dhundunga usko, dhundana he padega ..

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