Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Update-92(JAGDISH!!)
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92
Dhiraj ne batana suru kiya humein sab kyunki woh samjh gaya tha ki ab chupaake koi faayda nahi hai usse sirf or sirf main bacha shakta hun..


Dhiraj-Sandhya meri girlfriend thi pichle 2.5 saal se uski family UP se hai or uske dad yahaan job kartey hain toh yahaan rehtey hain wohlog Gurugram side,.. Paison ki dikkat thi mujhe toh kuch hafte pehle Sandhya ne bataya mujhe uske mama k baare mein jo mujhe kaam dilwa shakta tha part time, main uske mama k right hand se milla toh usne mujhe bataya ki unka dhanda cocaine kaa hai suru mein maine mana kardiya saaf, lekin fir jab ghar mein paise ki or kami aai or sathmein Sandhya ne force kiya ki risk nahi hai as woh bhi kar rahi thi ye kaam toh mujhe majburan baat maanani paddi unki, Sandhya ki sifarish par unhone mujhe direct rakh liya or mujhe kareeb 10 ek gram cocaine di apne gaon mein logon ko dene k liye mere gaon ki side lagbhag 80% log Afeem, smack yaa gaanjha letey he hain jinko main jaanta hun toh main unse mila or unko ye cocaine di, jisase wohlog pagal hogaye or maanganey lage, iss bich Sandhya k mama k right hand ne mera test lene k liye mujhe fake Narcotics waale banke pakkad liya. Mujhe darraaya dhamkaaya lekin maine kuch nahi bataya unko toh maine test pass karliya fir mujhe bade orders dene lage wohlog, harr hafte 150 gram ka pouch milta tha mujhe profit ka 40% mera or baaki unka.. Unka pura gang tha minimum 35-40 toh unke bandey they or 10-12 mere jaise permanent dealers or fir humaare niche kuch or local dealers.. Sandhya ka mama sabka boss tha woh yahaan kabhi aata he nahi tha fir bhi uska khouff bahot jyaada tha, jo thoda bahot bhi kaam kharaab karta woh seedha uppar jaata tha and uski laash nehar mein baha aatey they wohlog..


Main-Matlab tune bus Sandhya k mama k right hand k liye kaam kiya , woh Mama ko nahi dekha kabhi??


Dhiraj-Dekha tha 2 baar. Ek baar toh yahaan apni he city mein or ek baar Sandhya ki family mein shaadi thi kissi ki Noida, main gaya tha wahan jahan woh bhi aaya tha uski sachai kissi ko nahi pata thi, siwaaye ek do family members k, wahaan bus woh ek normal family member he tha sabke liye.. Even mujhe bhi nahi pata tha kyunki maine pehli baar usko yahaan dekha tha woh bhi chippke jab woh aaya tha yahaan uske baad shaadi mein main dekhtey he pehchaan gaya tha usko lekin maine aise behave kiya maano maine dekha he nahi ho kabhi usko..


Main-Naam kya hai uska?


Dhiraj-Naam.. Suna nahi maine.. Sandhya humesa mama kehke he bolti thi usko.. Pucha maine bhi nahi usase shakk hota hai.. Lekin shaadi mein suna jarur tha maine uska naam.. Yaad Nahi mujhe..


Main-Kam cocaine leta toh yaad rehta..


Dhiraj-S. S. Sorry...


Main-Uska face yaad hai tujhe??


Dhiraj - Yeah..


Main-Sketch banwa.. Pehle uska or fir uske right hand kaa jiske sath deal karta tha tu..


Dhiraj - Sketch ki jarurat nahi hai Mama jo hai uski photo bhi hai mere pass, uss marriage ki kai photos meri Google Drive mein hai jisme ek mein woh hai..


Main-Arrey gajab.. Ladke gajab.


Dhiraj-Haan uske right hand kaa sketch banwaana padega..


Main-Koi naa pehle usski toh dey..


Usne apna phone nikaala or kuch photos mein scroll karke usne ek photo nikaalke mujhe dikhaai jisme woh khud, Sandhya, ek aunty or ek aadmi tha 50-52 ki age rahi hogi lekin abhi bhi dikhne mein 35-40 kaa lagega first impression mein woh, 6"6 ki height rahi hogi ekdum hatta katta sareer.. Uski aankh k uppar ek cut bhi tha jo injury thi i guess puraani..


Main-Bhenchod dekhne mein toh khatarnaak lag raha hai..


Dhiraj-Hai bhi utana he khatarnaak ye, Kehte hain pichle 20-25 saal se drugs k dhandhe mein hai ye saikdon murders kar chuka hai ye jo iske dhandhe k bichmein aata hai woh gayab hojata hai..


Main-Interesting.. Tu uske right hand kaa or sketch banwa ye toh yahaan millega nahi woh right hand he millega..


Dhiraj - Okkk..


Humlog wahaan sketch artist ko chhodke ek side aaye..


Main-Anjali ye photo bhej apne khaas khaas logon k pass pata kar hai kon ye, drug business mein itana bada naam Humse kaise chipp gaya jo murders karwata hai.. Nehar mein laash faink deta hai, bc Pablo Escobar hogaya ye toh.. Lekin keval khaas he logon k pass bhejna ye photo leak nahi honi caahiye..


Anjali-Got you boss..


Mera phone baja jo Ruhi ka tha..


Ruhi-Babhi aai hain niche..


Main-Babhi?? Yahaan??


Ruhi-Yeah.. Niche aaraha hai yaa uppar bhejun.


Main-Nanan.. Nana.. Main aata hun niche..


Call disconnected.


Bhenchod lag gaye lawde.. Humlog niche aaye toh babhi Ruhi k cabin mein Doctor Supriya se baat kar rahi thi..


Supriya - Yelo babhi aagaya, bola toh tha maine minor wound he tha..


Babhi - Tu pagal hai kya?? Kitani baar bola hai maine akela matt jaaya kar akela matt jaaya kar. Fir bhi munh uthaake chal padta hai..


Main-Bhabhi ab college mein kaise security k sath jaaun.. I don't like it. Or mujhe kya pata tha woh bhaddi shakal ki ladki chaaku leke aai hogi..


Babhi - wahi toh, aajkal kuch nahi pata kon kya kardey or tu hai ki hawa hawa mein kuch bhi karta rehta hai, itana hero banana jaruri hota hai??


Main-Sorry babhi.. Aage se pakka dhyaan rakhunga..


Babhi - Naa kya karega dhyaan rakh k.. Tera bahaar nikalna bandh naa karwardun toh kehna, jab dekho tab hero bana ghumta rehta hai..


Babhi ne mujhe agle 15 minutes takk sunaai and finally humne unhe samjha bujhaake shant kiya warna bhenchod haweli mein he bandh karne waale they mujhe toh.. Then babhi k sath coffee pee or unhe gaadi mein bhejdiya waapis.. Baal baal bacche bc..


Tabtak sketch bhi ready hogaya tha toh humlog uppar aaye.. Toh sketch ready tha shakal se 40-42 ki ummar kaa typical desi aadmi tha chehra dekh k andaaja lagaya jaa shakta tha ki hatta katta raha hoga woh.. Maine woh photo bhi Anjali ko di..


Dhiraj-Isko Sab PK Pk boltey they..


Main-Yeah code name hoga, it doesn't matter.. Ye Mama kaa naam bata toh bc koi kaam aaye..


Dhiraj-Yaad. Nahi aaraha mujhe..


Main-Koi naa yaad karta reh or sun bc treatment k suru k 2-3 din bhaari hard rahenge samjha bakchodi matt karna seh lena warna guards aise hain yahaan maar maar k pichwaada suja denge or sehna fir bhi padega.. Issliye bus sehta rehna. Apne liye nahi toh maa baap k liye sehna bc unki koi galati thodi hai. Bus 48-72 ghantey or kaam khatam sab normal hojaaega..


Dhiraj - Jagdish..


Main-Kya??


Dhiraj - Sandhya k mama kaa naam yaad aagaya Jagdish..


Main-Jagdish Choudhary??


Dhiraj-Haaan.. Haan.. Jagdish...


Ye sun main or Anjali jhatke se uthe apni Seat se..


Main-Ye Jagdish hai bhenchod?? Ye Jagdish hai?? What the fuck.. Sach bol maadarchod..


Dhiraj-Haan 1000% Jagdish Choudhary naam Hai iska..


Main-No fucking way bc.. Ye Jagdish?? Jagdish bhenchod.. Fucking Jagdish..


Anjali-Ok.. Fucking Hell.. It all make sense now boss, ye Pablo Escobar ka right hand he hai North India ka.. Drug business kaa itana bada naam hai ye ofcourse humne kyun nahi socha ye..


Main-Fuck bhenchod.. Main kya chutiya hun be.. Jack beta hospital ki security mein 15 nahi 35-40 guards lagwa all armed..


Jack - Ok bhai..


Main-Bhenchod Jagdish mill gaya.. Holy fucking shit.. Ab samjha main woh bhenchod Sandhya ne Chaku maarke ye kyun kaha ki "Ye Mere bhai K Liye hai" kyunki Meerut mein maine Ranbir ko maara woh bhi toh Jagdish kaa bhaanja tha na yaani Sandhya kaa bhai hua woh..


Dhiraj-Sandhya ka saga bhai nahi hai koi..


Main-Haan haan Mosi wosi kaa ladka hoga..


Dhiraj-Haan Meerut mein hain uske relatives..


Main-Bro holy shit tujhe nahi maalum tune kitani badi help kardi hai humaari.. Gajab.. Fucking hell. Jagdish millgaya maadarchod..


Beta Jagdish ab kahan he jaaege?Teri maa ki chut bhenchod.


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Update-93(Shruti Is Back!)
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93

Main-Ye Jagdish ko pakka nahi pata naa ki tu usko jaanta hai??

Dhiraj - Not at all, bola toh yahaan bhi maine usko chippke he dekha tha or shaadi mein maine aisa behave kiya ki main jaanta he nahi usko.. Itana pagal nahi hun main usko pata hota ki main usko jaanta hun toh main already marr chuka hota..

Main-True..

Dhiraj - Woh yahaan bus Pk se he milta hai akele woh bhi, lekin numbers wagairaah sab rakhta hai woh kitana gram kitana kilo kitane rupaye konsi location kahan gaye sab usko pata hota hai..

Main-Obviously pata hota hai bhosdk tu paida naa hua tha tabse drugs k dhandhe mein hai woh usko nahi toh kisko pata hoga..Tu kahan milta tha pk se??

Dhiraj - PK harr 3-4 din mein apni location badalta rehta hai ek jagah nahi rukkata woh..

Main-Smart..

Dhiraj-So abhi usne location badali hai tabse gaya nahi hun main parson jaana tha mujhe.

Main-Koi naa dhund lunga main Tu rest le treatment par dhyaan dey baaki main sambhaal lunga bahot help kardi tune..Thanks..

Humlog wahaan se bahaar aaye..

Anjali-Holy shit boss Machali pakkadne gaye they magarmach mill gaya..

Main-Yeah.. Sun Jagdish ki photo kissi k pass matt bhejna bus Ye PK kaa sketch hai ye pata kar.. Apni team k alawa kissi ko pata nahi hona caahiye ki humein Jagdish k baare mein kuch bhi pata hai, kyunki Jagdish ko agar thoda saa bhi shakk hua naa woh gayab hojaaega he is too smart for this shit..

Anjali-Got you boss..

Main-Bhenchod i still can't believe this shit humein Jagdish aise mill jaaega.. Laga he tha mujhe jaise ye Dhiraj college mein darr raha tha kuch bhi bataane se then woh londiya chaaku or pistol liye ghum rahi thi bc.. Shit.. Aaj raat puri team haweli par millegi dinner wahin hai sabka.. Sab kaam chhod do let's get in this shit..

Anjali - Got you boss..

Main-Jaao lag jaao kaam par..

Priyanka Pooja and Anjali jaane lagi wahaan se..

Main-Ami?? Tujhe nahi jaana..

Ami-Main ab akela nahi chhodne waali tumhe.. Nope.. Tum kuch bhi kartey rehte ho..

Anjali-Yeah true..

Main-Arrey shut up yaar main theek hun Jack rahega mere sath ab..

Ami-Jack bhi rahega bolo because i am not leaving you alone..No benefits in arguing with me..

Main-Ok ok..Chalo toh haweli..

Humlog nikale hospital se.. I still can't believe this shit bhenchod..kabhi kabhaar life aisa game khel deti hai ki sab kuch badal jaata hai wahi ab mere or Jagdish k sath hua tha hum dono ki he life badalne waala tha.. Damn Jagdish mill gaya lets go..

Humlog haweli aaye shyaam hogayi thi maine Chang k pass message chhoda tha toh Shyaam 7 baje uska call aaya mere pass..

Chang - Yo boss..

Main-Tu bhosdk baitha he rehna maine Jagdish ko dhund liya..

Chang - No fucking way.. Really??

Main-Yeah sun kya story hai..

Maine Chang ko sab bataaya...

Chang - So you are telling me you got stabbed by a chick?? Wow..

Main-Bhosdk Jagdish milla woh part nahi suna tune??

Chang - Yeah yeah.. Bravo.. Ab??

Main-Tu ek kaam kar ye PK kaa photo bhej raha hun tere pass iski saari details nikaal or mujhe dey jaldi se.. Kya karta hai kahan karta hai kab karta hai kisske sath karta hai.. Kyunki ek yahi shaks hai jo Jagdish se milta hai bus..

Chang - Ok boss..

Main-Claire ko sath rakhana akele matt karna kuch bhi it's too much risky now.. Jagdish bhaari maadarchod aadmi hai..

Chang - Yeah ye baat maine he bataai thi aapko..

Main - Yeah toh ye baat dhyaan rakhna no fuck ups..

Chang - Fuck ups?? Woh bhi main? Fuck ups tumhara kaam hai boss yaad haina kaise Vinu k area mein gun point se maine bachaya tha aapko??

Main-Woh toh main bhi bach jaata easily..

Chang - Or aaj ek londiya chaaku ghonp gayi uska kya??

Main-Yeah you got me there.. But stil tu dhyaan rakhana bc..

Chang - I will..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod harr koi point maar raha hai bc.. Fucking hell ladki ne chaaku maarke reputation kharaab kardi meri.. Khair fuck her milegi toh maadarchod ko raipte he raipte dunga.

Uske baad main nahaya mast or nahake bahaar nikala he tha ki mera phone baja jo Riya kaa tha toh maine 1000% ki speed se phone uthaaya..

Main-Hello??

Riya-Hey AP it's me Riya..

Main-Yeah yeah. Bataane ki jarurat naa hai bola toh tha tumhaari toh khamoshi he pehchaan gaya tha main..

Riya - My bad.. How are you??

Main-I am fantastic. Mujhe Kya hua hai??

Riya-Chaaku kisko laga tha?

Main-Oh woh.. Yeah yeah kuch nahi tha woh toh bus patti kardi doctor ne that's it and i am back to normal..

Riya-Pakka?

Main-Oh yeah. Tumhari kasam..

Riya- You should be more careful AP, bahot saare log hain jo tumhe hurt karna caahtey hain so tumhe dhyaan rakhana caahiye insabka..

Main-Ab rakhunga don't worry..

Riya - Good..

Riya ne thodi or normal baat ki but woh he mere liye special thi holy shit i can't belive it still.. Maja aagya bc shyaam ban gayi meri..

Khair call k baad main dinner k liye niche aaya jahaan puri team aachuki thi...

Main-Wassup guys.. All good?

Sab-Yeah..

Abeer-Teri tarah ladkiyon se maar khaate naa ghum rahe ye jarur hai..

Main-Shut the fuck up.. Dumbass.. So sabko pata hai aaj kyun ikkatha hue hain humlog??

Anjali - Yep.. Jagdish..

Main-Yes.. Jagdish currently humaare 3rd most important Target hai.. 2nd Jagdish kaa boss hai or first par Nidhi ji hain he. So Jagdish bahot jyaada smart hai uska sabse bada hathyar hai uska experience he is doing this shit for a long long time so usko pakkadana easy nahi hoga.. Uppar se woh hai toh haryana mein he lekin hai konsi city mein ye nahi pata. Uske baare mein thoda bahot jo jaanta hai woh hai PK uska right hand jo yahaan sab dekhta hai, so hum keval uske through he Jagdish takk pohanch shaktey hain lekin uske through bhi easy nahi hai kyunki usko arrest karliya toh bhi woh marr jaaega lekin Jagdish k baare mein kuch nahi bolega, issliye humein kuch aisa karna hai jisase humein Jagdish mill jaae PK se mujhe koi matlab nahi hai i could care less.. Koi idea hai toh batao i am out..

Pooja-Iska phone kyun nahi tap kartey humlog boss, Jagdish obviously kaise he toh contact karta hoga isko iske phone ko tap karenge toh i am sure kuch toh pata chalega..

Main-Gajab.. Goat idea Poo.. Gajab..

Abeer-Idea badhiya hai par PK kaa number kahaan se laaega?? Or kya ek number thodi hoga bc uska??

Main-Woh main arrange karwaalunga..

Anjali-Bus fir toh this is brilliant..

Pooja-Aap number laa doge toh main or Priyanka asap suru kardenge uski monitoring..

Main-Yeah thoda time do mujhe main laa dunga number..Woh hogaya samajho..

Sablog dinner karne lage iss bich mera phone baja maine dekha toh Shruti ka call tha..Bhenchod isko kya caahiye ab..

Main-hello..

Shruti -Maine bola tha naa AP, pray karna meri job chali jaaye kyunki nahi gayi toh main tumhe nahi chhodungi.. Guess what meri job nahi gayi.. And i have a surprise for you..

Main - Arrey waah, kya surprise hai?

Shruti - Meri job bachi toh hai he uske alawa mujhe promotion bhi milla hai.. Mera transfer hogaya hai guess kahaan hua hai??

Main-Noo.. Dont say Haryana.. Dont say haryana..please don't say Haryana.

Shruti-Only Haryana nahi, uske sath sath UP, Punjab, Rajasthan and Gujarat.. I am overseeing entire north India now.. In states mein jo bhi minor yaa major drug related activity agar hoti hai toh sabse pehle priority meri team legi uske baad Tumhaari ACU kaa naam aaega.. It'll be fun AP.. It'll be lots of fun..I'll see you around..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod.. Bhenchod.. Fuckkk.. Maadarchod.. Bhen ki lawdi kahaan se aagayi maadarchod ye.. Or karle acha kaam or bacha le nokari iski bhosdk ab tere sir par baithke tere uppar he muttegi ye.. Bhenchod.. Fuck...

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Update-93(Shruti Is Back!)
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93

Main-Ye Jagdish ko pakka nahi pata naa ki tu usko jaanta hai??

Dhiraj - Not at all, bola toh yahaan bhi maine usko chippke he dekha tha or shaadi mein maine aisa behave kiya ki main jaanta he nahi usko.. Itana pagal nahi hun main usko pata hota ki main usko jaanta hun toh main already marr chuka hota..

Main-True..

Dhiraj - Woh yahaan bus Pk se he milta hai akele woh bhi, lekin numbers wagairaah sab rakhta hai woh kitana gram kitana kilo kitane rupaye konsi location kahan gaye sab usko pata hota hai..

Main-Obviously pata hota hai bhosdk tu paida naa hua tha tabse drugs k dhandhe mein hai woh usko nahi toh kisko pata hoga..Tu kahan milta tha pk se??

Dhiraj - PK harr 3-4 din mein apni location badalta rehta hai ek jagah nahi rukkata woh..

Main-Smart..

Dhiraj-So abhi usne location badali hai tabse gaya nahi hun main parson jaana tha mujhe.

Main-Koi naa dhund lunga main Tu rest le treatment par dhyaan dey baaki main sambhaal lunga bahot help kardi tune..Thanks..

Humlog wahaan se bahaar aaye..

Anjali-Holy shit boss Machali pakkadne gaye they magarmach mill gaya..

Main-Yeah.. Sun Jagdish ki photo kissi k pass matt bhejna bus Ye PK kaa sketch hai ye pata kar.. Apni team k alawa kissi ko pata nahi hona caahiye ki humein Jagdish k baare mein kuch bhi pata hai, kyunki Jagdish ko agar thoda saa bhi shakk hua naa woh gayab hojaaega he is too smart for this shit..

Anjali-Got you boss..

Main-Bhenchod i still can't believe this shit humein Jagdish aise mill jaaega.. Laga he tha mujhe jaise ye Dhiraj college mein darr raha tha kuch bhi bataane se then woh londiya chaaku or pistol liye ghum rahi thi bc.. Shit.. Aaj raat puri team haweli par millegi dinner wahin hai sabka.. Sab kaam chhod do let's get in this shit..

Anjali - Got you boss..

Main-Jaao lag jaao kaam par..

Priyanka Pooja and Anjali jaane lagi wahaan se..

Main-Ami?? Tujhe nahi jaana..

Ami-Main ab akela nahi chhodne waali tumhe.. Nope.. Tum kuch bhi kartey rehte ho..

Anjali-Yeah true..

Main-Arrey shut up yaar main theek hun Jack rahega mere sath ab..

Ami-Jack bhi rahega bolo because i am not leaving you alone..No benefits in arguing with me..

Main-Ok ok..Chalo toh haweli..

Humlog nikale hospital se.. I still can't believe this shit bhenchod..kabhi kabhaar life aisa game khel deti hai ki sab kuch badal jaata hai wahi ab mere or Jagdish k sath hua tha hum dono ki he life badalne waala tha.. Damn Jagdish mill gaya lets go..

Humlog haweli aaye shyaam hogayi thi maine Chang k pass message chhoda tha toh Shyaam 7 baje uska call aaya mere pass..

Chang - Yo boss..

Main-Tu bhosdk baitha he rehna maine Jagdish ko dhund liya..

Chang - No fucking way.. Really??

Main-Yeah sun kya story hai..

Maine Chang ko sab bataaya...

Chang - So you are telling me you got stabbed by a chick?? Wow..

Main-Bhosdk Jagdish milla woh part nahi suna tune??

Chang - Yeah yeah.. Bravo.. Ab??

Main-Tu ek kaam kar ye PK kaa photo bhej raha hun tere pass iski saari details nikaal or mujhe dey jaldi se.. Kya karta hai kahan karta hai kab karta hai kisske sath karta hai.. Kyunki ek yahi shaks hai jo Jagdish se milta hai bus..

Chang - Ok boss..

Main-Claire ko sath rakhana akele matt karna kuch bhi it's too much risky now.. Jagdish bhaari maadarchod aadmi hai..

Chang - Yeah ye baat maine he bataai thi aapko..

Main - Yeah toh ye baat dhyaan rakhna no fuck ups..

Chang - Fuck ups?? Woh bhi main? Fuck ups tumhara kaam hai boss yaad haina kaise Vinu k area mein gun point se maine bachaya tha aapko??

Main-Woh toh main bhi bach jaata easily..

Chang - Or aaj ek londiya chaaku ghonp gayi uska kya??

Main-Yeah you got me there.. But stil tu dhyaan rakhana bc..

Chang - I will..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod harr koi point maar raha hai bc.. Fucking hell ladki ne chaaku maarke reputation kharaab kardi meri.. Khair fuck her milegi toh maadarchod ko raipte he raipte dunga.

Uske baad main nahaya mast or nahake bahaar nikala he tha ki mera phone baja jo Riya kaa tha toh maine 1000% ki speed se phone uthaaya..

Main-Hello??

Riya-Hey AP it's me Riya..

Main-Yeah yeah. Bataane ki jarurat naa hai bola toh tha tumhaari toh khamoshi he pehchaan gaya tha main..

Riya - My bad.. How are you??

Main-I am fantastic. Mujhe Kya hua hai??

Riya-Chaaku kisko laga tha?

Main-Oh woh.. Yeah yeah kuch nahi tha woh toh bus patti kardi doctor ne that's it and i am back to normal..

Riya-Pakka?

Main-Oh yeah. Tumhari kasam..

Riya- You should be more careful AP, bahot saare log hain jo tumhe hurt karna caahtey hain so tumhe dhyaan rakhana caahiye insabka..

Main-Ab rakhunga don't worry..

Riya - Good..

Riya ne thodi or normal baat ki but woh he mere liye special thi holy shit i can't belive it still.. Maja aagya bc shyaam ban gayi meri..

Khair call k baad main dinner k liye niche aaya jahaan puri team aachuki thi...

Main-Wassup guys.. All good?

Sab-Yeah..

Abeer-Teri tarah ladkiyon se maar khaate naa ghum rahe ye jarur hai..

Main-Shut the fuck up.. Dumbass.. So sabko pata hai aaj kyun ikkatha hue hain humlog??

Anjali - Yep.. Jagdish..

Main-Yes.. Jagdish currently humaare 3rd most important Target hai.. 2nd Jagdish kaa boss hai or first par Nidhi ji hain he. So Jagdish bahot jyaada smart hai uska sabse bada hathyar hai uska experience he is doing this shit for a long long time so usko pakkadana easy nahi hoga.. Uppar se woh hai toh haryana mein he lekin hai konsi city mein ye nahi pata. Uske baare mein thoda bahot jo jaanta hai woh hai PK uska right hand jo yahaan sab dekhta hai, so hum keval uske through he Jagdish takk pohanch shaktey hain lekin uske through bhi easy nahi hai kyunki usko arrest karliya toh bhi woh marr jaaega lekin Jagdish k baare mein kuch nahi bolega, issliye humein kuch aisa karna hai jisase humein Jagdish mill jaae PK se mujhe koi matlab nahi hai i could care less.. Koi idea hai toh batao i am out..

Pooja-Iska phone kyun nahi tap kartey humlog boss, Jagdish obviously kaise he toh contact karta hoga isko iske phone ko tap karenge toh i am sure kuch toh pata chalega..

Main-Gajab.. Goat idea Poo.. Gajab..

Abeer-Idea badhiya hai par PK kaa number kahaan se laaega?? Or kya ek number thodi hoga bc uska??

Main-Woh main arrange karwaalunga..

Anjali-Bus fir toh this is brilliant..

Pooja-Aap number laa doge toh main or Priyanka asap suru kardenge uski monitoring..

Main-Yeah thoda time do mujhe main laa dunga number..Woh hogaya samajho..

Sablog dinner karne lage iss bich mera phone baja maine dekha toh Shruti ka call tha..Bhenchod isko kya caahiye ab..

Main-hello..

Shruti -Maine bola tha naa AP, pray karna meri job chali jaaye kyunki nahi gayi toh main tumhe nahi chhodungi.. Guess what meri job nahi gayi.. And i have a surprise for you..

Main - Arrey waah, kya surprise hai?

Shruti - Meri job bachi toh hai he uske alawa mujhe promotion bhi milla hai.. Mera transfer hogaya hai guess kahaan hua hai??

Main-Noo.. Dont say Haryana.. Dont say haryana..please don't say Haryana.

Shruti-Only Haryana nahi, uske sath sath UP, Punjab, Rajasthan and Gujarat.. I am overseeing entire north India now.. In states mein jo bhi minor yaa major drug related activity agar hoti hai toh sabse pehle priority meri team legi uske baad Tumhaari ACU kaa naam aaega.. It'll be fun AP.. It'll be lots of fun..I'll see you around..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod.. Bhenchod.. Fuckkk.. Maadarchod.. Bhen ki lawdi kahaan se aagayi maadarchod ye.. Or karle acha kaam or bacha le nokari iski bhosdk ab tere sir par baithke tere uppar he muttegi ye.. Bhenchod.. Fuck...

Continued..

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Update-93(Shruti Is Back!)
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Main-Ye Jagdish ko pakka nahi pata naa ki tu usko jaanta hai??

Dhiraj - Not at all, bola toh yahaan bhi maine usko chippke he dekha tha or shaadi mein maine aisa behave kiya ki main jaanta he nahi usko.. Itana pagal nahi hun main usko pata hota ki main usko jaanta hun toh main already marr chuka hota..

Main-True..

Dhiraj - Woh yahaan bus Pk se he milta hai akele woh bhi, lekin numbers wagairaah sab rakhta hai woh kitana gram kitana kilo kitane rupaye konsi location kahan gaye sab usko pata hota hai..

Main-Obviously pata hota hai bhosdk tu paida naa hua tha tabse drugs k dhandhe mein hai woh usko nahi toh kisko pata hoga..Tu kahan milta tha pk se??

Dhiraj - PK harr 3-4 din mein apni location badalta rehta hai ek jagah nahi rukkata woh..

Main-Smart..

Dhiraj-So abhi usne location badali hai tabse gaya nahi hun main parson jaana tha mujhe.

Main-Koi naa dhund lunga main Tu rest le treatment par dhyaan dey baaki main sambhaal lunga bahot help kardi tune..Thanks..

Humlog wahaan se bahaar aaye..

Anjali-Holy shit boss Machali pakkadne gaye they magarmach mill gaya..

Main-Yeah.. Sun Jagdish ki photo kissi k pass matt bhejna bus Ye PK kaa sketch hai ye pata kar.. Apni team k alawa kissi ko pata nahi hona caahiye ki humein Jagdish k baare mein kuch bhi pata hai, kyunki Jagdish ko agar thoda saa bhi shakk hua naa woh gayab hojaaega he is too smart for this shit..

Anjali-Got you boss..

Main-Bhenchod i still can't believe this shit humein Jagdish aise mill jaaega.. Laga he tha mujhe jaise ye Dhiraj college mein darr raha tha kuch bhi bataane se then woh londiya chaaku or pistol liye ghum rahi thi bc.. Shit.. Aaj raat puri team haweli par millegi dinner wahin hai sabka.. Sab kaam chhod do let's get in this shit..

Anjali - Got you boss..

Main-Jaao lag jaao kaam par..

Priyanka Pooja and Anjali jaane lagi wahaan se..

Main-Ami?? Tujhe nahi jaana..

Ami-Main ab akela nahi chhodne waali tumhe.. Nope.. Tum kuch bhi kartey rehte ho..

Anjali-Yeah true..

Main-Arrey shut up yaar main theek hun Jack rahega mere sath ab..

Ami-Jack bhi rahega bolo because i am not leaving you alone..No benefits in arguing with me..

Main-Ok ok..Chalo toh haweli..

Humlog nikale hospital se.. I still can't believe this shit bhenchod..kabhi kabhaar life aisa game khel deti hai ki sab kuch badal jaata hai wahi ab mere or Jagdish k sath hua tha hum dono ki he life badalne waala tha.. Damn Jagdish mill gaya lets go..

Humlog haweli aaye shyaam hogayi thi maine Chang k pass message chhoda tha toh Shyaam 7 baje uska call aaya mere pass..

Chang - Yo boss..

Main-Tu bhosdk baitha he rehna maine Jagdish ko dhund liya..

Chang - No fucking way.. Really??

Main-Yeah sun kya story hai..

Maine Chang ko sab bataaya...

Chang - So you are telling me you got stabbed by a chick?? Wow..

Main-Bhosdk Jagdish milla woh part nahi suna tune??

Chang - Yeah yeah.. Bravo.. Ab??

Main-Tu ek kaam kar ye PK kaa photo bhej raha hun tere pass iski saari details nikaal or mujhe dey jaldi se.. Kya karta hai kahan karta hai kab karta hai kisske sath karta hai.. Kyunki ek yahi shaks hai jo Jagdish se milta hai bus..

Chang - Ok boss..

Main-Claire ko sath rakhana akele matt karna kuch bhi it's too much risky now.. Jagdish bhaari maadarchod aadmi hai..

Chang - Yeah ye baat maine he bataai thi aapko..

Main - Yeah toh ye baat dhyaan rakhna no fuck ups..

Chang - Fuck ups?? Woh bhi main? Fuck ups tumhara kaam hai boss yaad haina kaise Vinu k area mein gun point se maine bachaya tha aapko??

Main-Woh toh main bhi bach jaata easily..

Chang - Or aaj ek londiya chaaku ghonp gayi uska kya??

Main-Yeah you got me there.. But stil tu dhyaan rakhana bc..

Chang - I will..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod harr koi point maar raha hai bc.. Fucking hell ladki ne chaaku maarke reputation kharaab kardi meri.. Khair fuck her milegi toh maadarchod ko raipte he raipte dunga.

Uske baad main nahaya mast or nahake bahaar nikala he tha ki mera phone baja jo Riya kaa tha toh maine 1000% ki speed se phone uthaaya..

Main-Hello??

Riya-Hey AP it's me Riya..

Main-Yeah yeah. Bataane ki jarurat naa hai bola toh tha tumhaari toh khamoshi he pehchaan gaya tha main..

Riya - My bad.. How are you??

Main-I am fantastic. Mujhe Kya hua hai??

Riya-Chaaku kisko laga tha?

Main-Oh woh.. Yeah yeah kuch nahi tha woh toh bus patti kardi doctor ne that's it and i am back to normal..

Riya-Pakka?

Main-Oh yeah. Tumhari kasam..

Riya- You should be more careful AP, bahot saare log hain jo tumhe hurt karna caahtey hain so tumhe dhyaan rakhana caahiye insabka..

Main-Ab rakhunga don't worry..

Riya - Good..

Riya ne thodi or normal baat ki but woh he mere liye special thi holy shit i can't belive it still.. Maja aagya bc shyaam ban gayi meri..

Khair call k baad main dinner k liye niche aaya jahaan puri team aachuki thi...

Main-Wassup guys.. All good?

Sab-Yeah..

Abeer-Teri tarah ladkiyon se maar khaate naa ghum rahe ye jarur hai..

Main-Shut the fuck up.. Dumbass.. So sabko pata hai aaj kyun ikkatha hue hain humlog??

Anjali - Yep.. Jagdish..

Main-Yes.. Jagdish currently humaare 3rd most important Target hai.. 2nd Jagdish kaa boss hai or first par Nidhi ji hain he. So Jagdish bahot jyaada smart hai uska sabse bada hathyar hai uska experience he is doing this shit for a long long time so usko pakkadana easy nahi hoga.. Uppar se woh hai toh haryana mein he lekin hai konsi city mein ye nahi pata. Uske baare mein thoda bahot jo jaanta hai woh hai PK uska right hand jo yahaan sab dekhta hai, so hum keval uske through he Jagdish takk pohanch shaktey hain lekin uske through bhi easy nahi hai kyunki usko arrest karliya toh bhi woh marr jaaega lekin Jagdish k baare mein kuch nahi bolega, issliye humein kuch aisa karna hai jisase humein Jagdish mill jaae PK se mujhe koi matlab nahi hai i could care less.. Koi idea hai toh batao i am out..

Pooja-Iska phone kyun nahi tap kartey humlog boss, Jagdish obviously kaise he toh contact karta hoga isko iske phone ko tap karenge toh i am sure kuch toh pata chalega..

Main-Gajab.. Goat idea Poo.. Gajab..

Abeer-Idea badhiya hai par PK kaa number kahaan se laaega?? Or kya ek number thodi hoga bc uska??

Main-Woh main arrange karwaalunga..

Anjali-Bus fir toh this is brilliant..

Pooja-Aap number laa doge toh main or Priyanka asap suru kardenge uski monitoring..

Main-Yeah thoda time do mujhe main laa dunga number..Woh hogaya samajho..

Sablog dinner karne lage iss bich mera phone baja maine dekha toh Shruti ka call tha..Bhenchod isko kya caahiye ab..

Main-hello..

Shruti -Maine bola tha naa AP, pray karna meri job chali jaaye kyunki nahi gayi toh main tumhe nahi chhodungi.. Guess what meri job nahi gayi.. And i have a surprise for you..

Main - Arrey waah, kya surprise hai?

Shruti - Meri job bachi toh hai he uske alawa mujhe promotion bhi milla hai.. Mera transfer hogaya hai guess kahaan hua hai??

Main-Noo.. Dont say Haryana.. Dont say haryana..please don't say Haryana.

Shruti-Only Haryana nahi, uske sath sath UP, Punjab, Rajasthan and Gujarat.. I am overseeing entire north India now.. In states mein jo bhi minor yaa major drug related activity agar hoti hai toh sabse pehle priority meri team legi uske baad Tumhaari ACU kaa naam aaega.. It'll be fun AP.. It'll be lots of fun..I'll see you around..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod.. Bhenchod.. Fuckkk.. Maadarchod.. Bhen ki lawdi kahaan se aagayi maadarchod ye.. Or karle acha kaam or bacha le nokari iski bhosdk ab tere sir par baithke tere uppar he muttegi ye.. Bhenchod.. Fuck...

Continued..

Kar bhala toh ho bura wala kissa hai ye kuch jyada hi beizzati ho gayi college girls se chaku kha liya