Update-93(Shruti Is Back!)
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Main-Ye Jagdish ko pakka nahi pata naa ki tu usko jaanta hai??
Dhiraj - Not at all, bola toh yahaan bhi maine usko chippke he dekha tha or shaadi mein maine aisa behave kiya ki main jaanta he nahi usko.. Itana pagal nahi hun main usko pata hota ki main usko jaanta hun toh main already marr chuka hota..
Main-True..
Dhiraj - Woh yahaan bus Pk se he milta hai akele woh bhi, lekin numbers wagairaah sab rakhta hai woh kitana gram kitana kilo kitane rupaye konsi location kahan gaye sab usko pata hota hai..
Main-Obviously pata hota hai bhosdk tu paida naa hua tha tabse drugs k dhandhe mein hai woh usko nahi toh kisko pata hoga..Tu kahan milta tha pk se??
Dhiraj - PK harr 3-4 din mein apni location badalta rehta hai ek jagah nahi rukkata woh..
Main-Smart..
Dhiraj-So abhi usne location badali hai tabse gaya nahi hun main parson jaana tha mujhe.
Main-Koi naa dhund lunga main Tu rest le treatment par dhyaan dey baaki main sambhaal lunga bahot help kardi tune..Thanks..
Humlog wahaan se bahaar aaye..
Anjali-Holy shit boss Machali pakkadne gaye they magarmach mill gaya..
Main-Yeah.. Sun Jagdish ki photo kissi k pass matt bhejna bus Ye PK kaa sketch hai ye pata kar.. Apni team k alawa kissi ko pata nahi hona caahiye ki humein Jagdish k baare mein kuch bhi pata hai, kyunki Jagdish ko agar thoda saa bhi shakk hua naa woh gayab hojaaega he is too smart for this shit..
Anjali-Got you boss..
Main-Bhenchod i still can't believe this shit humein Jagdish aise mill jaaega.. Laga he tha mujhe jaise ye Dhiraj college mein darr raha tha kuch bhi bataane se then woh londiya chaaku or pistol liye ghum rahi thi bc.. Shit.. Aaj raat puri team haweli par millegi dinner wahin hai sabka.. Sab kaam chhod do let's get in this shit..
Anjali - Got you boss..
Main-Jaao lag jaao kaam par..
Priyanka Pooja and Anjali jaane lagi wahaan se..
Main-Ami?? Tujhe nahi jaana..
Ami-Main ab akela nahi chhodne waali tumhe.. Nope.. Tum kuch bhi kartey rehte ho..
Anjali-Yeah true..
Main-Arrey shut up yaar main theek hun Jack rahega mere sath ab..
Ami-Jack bhi rahega bolo because i am not leaving you alone..No benefits in arguing with me..
Main-Ok ok..Chalo toh haweli..
Humlog nikale hospital se.. I still can't believe this shit bhenchod..kabhi kabhaar life aisa game khel deti hai ki sab kuch badal jaata hai wahi ab mere or Jagdish k sath hua tha hum dono ki he life badalne waala tha.. Damn Jagdish mill gaya lets go..
Humlog haweli aaye shyaam hogayi thi maine Chang k pass message chhoda tha toh Shyaam 7 baje uska call aaya mere pass..
Chang - Yo boss..
Main-Tu bhosdk baitha he rehna maine Jagdish ko dhund liya..
Chang - No fucking way.. Really??
Main-Yeah sun kya story hai..
Maine Chang ko sab bataaya...
Chang - So you are telling me you got stabbed by a chick?? Wow..
Main-Bhosdk Jagdish milla woh part nahi suna tune??
Chang - Yeah yeah.. Bravo.. Ab??
Main-Tu ek kaam kar ye PK kaa photo bhej raha hun tere pass iski saari details nikaal or mujhe dey jaldi se.. Kya karta hai kahan karta hai kab karta hai kisske sath karta hai.. Kyunki ek yahi shaks hai jo Jagdish se milta hai bus..
Chang - Ok boss..
Main-Claire ko sath rakhana akele matt karna kuch bhi it's too much risky now.. Jagdish bhaari maadarchod aadmi hai..
Chang - Yeah ye baat maine he bataai thi aapko..
Main - Yeah toh ye baat dhyaan rakhna no fuck ups..
Chang - Fuck ups?? Woh bhi main? Fuck ups tumhara kaam hai boss yaad haina kaise Vinu k area mein gun point se maine bachaya tha aapko??
Main-Woh toh main bhi bach jaata easily..
Chang - Or aaj ek londiya chaaku ghonp gayi uska kya??
Main-Yeah you got me there.. But stil tu dhyaan rakhana bc..
Chang - I will..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod harr koi point maar raha hai bc.. Fucking hell ladki ne chaaku maarke reputation kharaab kardi meri.. Khair fuck her milegi toh maadarchod ko raipte he raipte dunga.
Uske baad main nahaya mast or nahake bahaar nikala he tha ki mera phone baja jo Riya kaa tha toh maine 1000% ki speed se phone uthaaya..
Main-Hello??
Riya-Hey AP it's me Riya..
Main-Yeah yeah. Bataane ki jarurat naa hai bola toh tha tumhaari toh khamoshi he pehchaan gaya tha main..
Riya - My bad.. How are you??
Main-I am fantastic. Mujhe Kya hua hai??
Riya-Chaaku kisko laga tha?
Main-Oh woh.. Yeah yeah kuch nahi tha woh toh bus patti kardi doctor ne that's it and i am back to normal..
Riya-Pakka?
Main-Oh yeah. Tumhari kasam..
Riya- You should be more careful AP, bahot saare log hain jo tumhe hurt karna caahtey hain so tumhe dhyaan rakhana caahiye insabka..
Main-Ab rakhunga don't worry..
Riya - Good..
Riya ne thodi or normal baat ki but woh he mere liye special thi holy shit i can't belive it still.. Maja aagya bc shyaam ban gayi meri..
Khair call k baad main dinner k liye niche aaya jahaan puri team aachuki thi...
Main-Wassup guys.. All good?
Sab-Yeah..
Abeer-Teri tarah ladkiyon se maar khaate naa ghum rahe ye jarur hai..
Main-Shut the fuck up.. Dumbass.. So sabko pata hai aaj kyun ikkatha hue hain humlog??
Anjali - Yep.. Jagdish..
Main-Yes.. Jagdish currently humaare 3rd most important Target hai.. 2nd Jagdish kaa boss hai or first par Nidhi ji hain he. So Jagdish bahot jyaada smart hai uska sabse bada hathyar hai uska experience he is doing this shit for a long long time so usko pakkadana easy nahi hoga.. Uppar se woh hai toh haryana mein he lekin hai konsi city mein ye nahi pata. Uske baare mein thoda bahot jo jaanta hai woh hai PK uska right hand jo yahaan sab dekhta hai, so hum keval uske through he Jagdish takk pohanch shaktey hain lekin uske through bhi easy nahi hai kyunki usko arrest karliya toh bhi woh marr jaaega lekin Jagdish k baare mein kuch nahi bolega, issliye humein kuch aisa karna hai jisase humein Jagdish mill jaae PK se mujhe koi matlab nahi hai i could care less.. Koi idea hai toh batao i am out..
Pooja-Iska phone kyun nahi tap kartey humlog boss, Jagdish obviously kaise he toh contact karta hoga isko iske phone ko tap karenge toh i am sure kuch toh pata chalega..
Main-Gajab.. Goat idea Poo.. Gajab..
Abeer-Idea badhiya hai par PK kaa number kahaan se laaega?? Or kya ek number thodi hoga bc uska??
Main-Woh main arrange karwaalunga..
Anjali-Bus fir toh this is brilliant..
Pooja-Aap number laa doge toh main or Priyanka asap suru kardenge uski monitoring..
Main-Yeah thoda time do mujhe main laa dunga number..Woh hogaya samajho..
Sablog dinner karne lage iss bich mera phone baja maine dekha toh Shruti ka call tha..Bhenchod isko kya caahiye ab..
Main-hello..
Shruti -Maine bola tha naa AP, pray karna meri job chali jaaye kyunki nahi gayi toh main tumhe nahi chhodungi.. Guess what meri job nahi gayi.. And i have a surprise for you..
Main - Arrey waah, kya surprise hai?
Shruti - Meri job bachi toh hai he uske alawa mujhe promotion bhi milla hai.. Mera transfer hogaya hai guess kahaan hua hai??
Main-Noo.. Dont say Haryana.. Dont say haryana..please don't say Haryana.
Shruti-Only Haryana nahi, uske sath sath UP, Punjab, Rajasthan and Gujarat.. I am overseeing entire north India now.. In states mein jo bhi minor yaa major drug related activity agar hoti hai toh sabse pehle priority meri team legi uske baad Tumhaari ACU kaa naam aaega.. It'll be fun AP.. It'll be lots of fun..I'll see you around..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod.. Bhenchod.. Fuckkk.. Maadarchod.. Bhen ki lawdi kahaan se aagayi maadarchod ye.. Or karle acha kaam or bacha le nokari iski bhosdk ab tere sir par baithke tere uppar he muttegi ye.. Bhenchod.. Fuck...
Continued..
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