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Update-124(MasterPlans??) ​

124


Shruti - Tumne 20 Crore ready karliye??


Main-Yeah..


Shruti - Are you sure??


Main-Guys guys guys come on.. Meri beijati karna bandh karo main AP hun, i am literally the PRINCE of north India.. 20 crore?? Main 2000 crore le aaun in cash woh bhi.. I am part of the Richest family of north India.. Come on..


Shruti - We know you have billions of dollars net worth But log aise he 20 crore nahi dedetey..


Main-I am a generous person what can i say..


Shruti - Thank you so much AP...


Main-Mention not..Main aata hun tabtak..


Main or Ami bahaar aaye maine cigarette lee wahaan and jala lee..


Ami-I am a very generous person.. Aji ghanta..Unhi kaa paisa unhi ko derahe ho..


Main-Lol..


Ami-Aage kya plan hai??


Main - Ye aakhiri moka hai Jagdish ko pakkadne kaa.. Ye hath se nahi jaane dunga main.. Caahe kuch bhi ho jaae kyunki paise miltey he woh aise gayab hojaaega maano woh exist he nahi karta or bhenchod gand maarlega parde k piche se..


Ami-Yeah..


Cigarette peeke main andar aaya Ami k sath toh andar Shruti kissi se phone par baat kar rahi thi or shakal se he bahot tensed lag rahi thi woh..


Shruti - Yeah sir but it was necessary. Otherwise wohlog maar detey Piyush ko.. No no.. Aisa kuch nahi hai sir... Yeah yeah.. Ok sir no no i take full responsibility sir.. Yeah yeah we know humlog aise kaam nahi kartey yeah that was my bad sir.. Yeah.. No no. You don't have to suspend anyone sir.. No no i promise it won't happen again.. Not at all sir.. I am terribly sorry sir.. Yeah yeah.. I totally understand yeah yeah.. No no.. No sir.. Yeah I'll warn them sir.. Yep.. Yeah i know you are right sir.. Yeah yeah.. I totally agree with you sir.. That was totally on me.. Yeah.. Yeah.. No not at all sir.. Yeah yeah.. Ok sir.. No worries at all I'll get it sorted sir.. Yeah yeah i understood you sir.. Ok sir.. Ok.. Yeah.. I am extremely sorry sir.. Yes sir.. Thank you thank you so much sir.. Yep.. Thanks sir. Yep thanks sir only one chance sir.. Thank you..


Ye bolke usne 100 ki speed se phone niche patka..


Main-Ufff..tod he dogi kya phone ko??


Shruti - It's all because of you AP.. I know you are helping us and i am really thankful for that this is really kind of you, 20 crore koi apno k liye bhi nahi deta or tum humaare liye derahe ho. But..


Main-But kya??


Shruti - But ye violence and killing ye sab NCB ki way nahi hai.. Humlog yun he public mein firing kartey hue nahi ghumte maine tab bhi mana kiya tha tumhe. Obviously mere boss ko pata chala thodi derr pehle jo hua uske baare mein and he is very angry, media humein tumhaare puppet bol raha hai killers bana diya hai humein. And boss ko ye sab passand nahi hai unko uppar se bahot jyaada pressure milla hai. Yahaan ki puri team suspend karne kaa order tha unko..


Main-Aaila aisa kyun??


Shruti - AP i told you ye sab humaara kaam nahi hai humaara kaam drugs ko failne se roukana hai naa ki logon kaa yun he sadkon par encounters karna.. Humaare kuch rules and regulations hain humaari kuch public image hai jisko hum duba nahi shaktey humaari wajah se Home Minister sir ki bhi image down hoti hai because unka sabse jyada focus humpe hota hai.. Issliye humlog yun ye sab nahi kar shaktey..


Main-Yeah i feel you i am sorry about that..


Shruti - Wohlog mere alawaa meri puri team ko suspend karne ka bol rahe they or main ye risk nahi le shakti.. Itane lambe career mein maine or meri team ne bahot saare enemies banaae hain AP or wohlog humessa humse badla lene ki taak mein rehtey hain or humein unse keval humaari job bachaae hue hai lekin Agar meri team suspend hui AP toh wohlog k uppar ek target hoga seedha kyunki unko bachaane ko koi nahi hoga or main apni puri team ko moutt k munh mein nahi dhakel shakti not at all.. Ek agent ki life k liye main apni puri team ki jaan khatre mein nahi daalungi.. Not at all.. Issliye tum beshak apne paise waapis leja shaktey ho agar tum yahi route use karna chaahte ho toh.. We don't need it..


Main-Arrey naa naa i am terribly sorry.. Main kuch nahi karunga uski jaan bacha lena and that's done.. Jagdish ko main fir dhund lunga..


Shruti - Are you sure?? Because i am dead serious..


Main-Oh yeah yeah.. Main kuch nahi karunga.. Dont worry..


Shruti - Thanks a lot AP..


Main - Mention not..


Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle mera phone baja jo Jatin kaa tha..


Jatin - Bahaar khadda hun bhai..


Main-Aaya..


Call disconnected..


Main-Ami aa toh..


Main or Ami bahaar aaye toh Jatin uska bhai Chotu and uske 2-3 bandey gaadi mein baithtey they muje dekh wohlog niche uttare or mere pair chuwe..


Jatin-Chotu bag nikaaldey..


Main-Or suna beta kaise hai??


Jatin - Bus daya hai bhai aapki.. Sab maje mein hai..


Main-Shabbas maje mein he rehna.. Milta hun jald he..


Jatin - Ji bhai..


4 bags they maine or Ami ne uthaaye woh bags andar ki taraf chal paddey..


Ami-Boss ab kya karoge?? Jaane doge Jagdish ko??


Main-Aji ghanta.. Jagdish jaane dene waali cheej nahi hai Ami itana bada risk nahi le shakta main..


Ami-Toh fir inko marwaaoge??


Main-Nahi.. Kuch hattke plan kar raha hun main jisme inka londa mill jaae inko or yelog ko hataake humlog khudse Jagdish ko dharr lein jisme inka direct involvement naa ho humaare sath.. Usase obviously inhe gaaliyaan toh sunani padengi he lekin Nokari se nahi nikaalenge kyunki inhone kiya thodi hai karenge toh humlog..


Ami - Nice one boss. Saanp bhi dead or danda naa tuttega..


Main-Yeah kind of ussi tarah. Bhenchod inke boss log bhi weird hain unke ajeeb he tareeke hain..


Ami-Jo bhi hain boss unhi tareekon se aajtak successful hotey aaye hain yelog or drugs k sector mein Humse better overall work hai inka.. Issliye inke tareeke inke liye sahi hain..


Main-True actually..


Humlog andar pohanchey, mujhe jaldi se koi plan banana tha bhenchod warna fir gand marr jaane waali thi.. Main kissi bhi haalat mein Jagdish ko jaane nahi de shakta tha.. Ye toh sawaal he paida nahi hota bhenchod..


Main-Ye lo ji aapka paisa..


Shruti - Thanks AP..
Ab main laga apna MasterPlan ready karne mein kyunki again Jagdish ko moka nahi dene waala tha main..


Continued..

 

[AP 316]

Update-125(Literally Bhagwaan) ​

125


Ab main thehra godlike banda jald he mere pass plan tha plans they actually jo Jagdish k uppar depend kartey they ki woh paise kaise leke jaaega uss hissab se mere plans flexible they.. Main turant bahaar aaya kuch phone calls ki and waapis andar aaya and Jagdish k call kaa wait karne laga.. Jagdish kaa call exactly 5:55 PM par aaya Shruti ne uthaaya maine headphones lagaaye..


Jagdish - Haanji madam..


Shruti - Paise ready hain..


Jagdish - Oho..ho..Really??Dekho Shruti ji agar juth bol rahi ho toh anjaam pata hai tumhe..


Shruti - I am not lying.. Paise ready hain.. 20 crore Cash..


Shruti - Ab kaise mill gaye??Mujhe pakka pata tha paise tumlog he leke gaye ho..


Shruti - Ye tumhaare paise nahi hain..


Jagdish - Kya?? Toh kaise..? Oh.. Nevermind.. Main ek baar ko bhull gaya tha AP tumhaare sath hai.. Wow that's so generous of him to give 20 crores aisa kya jaadu kardiya bhai tumne uske Uppar. Khair jo bhi hai.. Mujhe apne paise se matlab hai.. Ab bahot he dhyaan se suno kya karna hai kyunki agar thodi c bhi galati hui toh ye Armaan ki jaan jaa shakti hai or hum dono he ye nahi caahtey right??


Shruti - Yeah.. Tum bologe wahi hoga..


Jagdish - First of all paise uthaao or pohancho Railway station k side waale Taxi stand par.. 15 minutes hain tumhaare pass..Fir call karunga main..


Call disconnected..


Main-Let's go..


Main Shruti Nilesh or Ami ne bag uthaaye or bahaar aaye.


Main-Tumlog apni gaadi mein jaao humlog tumhaare piche piche hain..


Shruti - Ok.. Lekin No funny business AP..


Main-Arrey main kuch nahi karunga yelo meri guns bhi tum rakhlo..Mera sath jaana jaruri hai kahin double game naa khel jaaye woh..


Shruti - Yeah..


Shruti ne meri dono deagles and Ami ki gun lee or humlog ne paise unki gaadi mein rakhe and nikale wahaan se.. Main or Ami meri gaadi mein they..


Main-Bhenchod.. Ye train mein rakhne kaa toh nahi bolega paisa?? Aise toh gand marr jaaegi.... Bhenchod train ko follow kaise karenge..


Maine turant Pooja ko call kiya..


Main-Poo agle 1 ghantey mein ye dekh apne yahaan se kon kon c trains nikalne waali hain..


Poo-1 Second boss..


Main-Quick..


Poo-1 bhi nahi boss.. Agli train 7:25 par hai yaani almost 1.5 ghantey baad..


Main-Really??


Poo-Yeah...


Main-Toh fir plan follow karo jo maine abhi bataya tha humlog nikal rahe hain yahaan se...


Poo-Haan suna maine.. Railway station waale Taxi stand par naa??


Main-Yeah.. Ajay Deepak Rajat teeno ko bol ki turant koi taxi lelein..


Poo-Ok boss.. Already sehar mein hain wohlog..


Main-Ok..


Call disconnected..


Ab obviously mujhe pata tha Jagdish khud toh aane se raha or naa he apne bande ko bhejega woh paise lene seedha issliye woh process lambi karega jisase usse pata chale ki koi paise k piche toh nahi hai.. Uske liye auto taxi ye sab he use karne waala tha woh jisse aage uske bandey woh bags check karein trackers wagairaah k liye and pata bhi chale ki koi piche hai yaa nahi.. Issliye maine Ajay Deepak or Rajat ko civil dress mein sehar bhej diya tha ki jaise he Jagdish location bhejega wohlog wahaan pohanch k local taxi drivers se unki taxi lelenge or khud driver ban jaaenge or sabse aage khaddi karenge apni taxi teen mein se ek mein toh paise rakhne ko bolega he Jagdish bhenchod.. Yaani humaara banda paisa leke jaaega or humlog uska phone track kartey rahenge and jaise he moka hoga bam..


So ye tha mera pehla MasterPlan.. Ab humlog pohanchey taxi stand gaadi park ki.. And Main Shruti k pass aaya toh net 5 minutes baad uska phone baja toh usne speaker par kiya toh abki baar Jagdish kaa koi aadmi tha..


Aadmi-Saamne taxi dikh rahi hai 3546 Number..


Shruti - Haan..


Aadmi - Saare bag usme rakhdo.. Or usko 500 rupees deke bolo HD College takk jaaye main road se koi short cuts nahi seedha..


Shruti - Llekin.. Armaan??


Aadmi-Mill jaaega. Jaise he humein paise milenge..


Shruti - Lekin how can i trust you??


Aadmi-Dusara koi option hai toh woh use karlo.. Or dhyaan rahe agar maine dekha tumlog ne galati se bhi taxi kaa picha kiya toh game over.. Please koi shyaanpatti matt karna specially AP tujhe bol raha hun main dekh raha hun tujhe.. Chup chaap chala jaana waapis warna ye londey ki moutt kaa jimedaar tu hoga, meri najar paise par nahi tumhi par hai..Taxi number 3546..


Main-Done..


Aadmi - Make it quick..


Call disconnected..


Mere plan ki gand tab marri jab maine uss taxi k driver ko dekha ye toh bhenchod humaara banda nahi tha.. Maadarchod ne piche se taxi select ki thi.. Or yahaan mujhe realise hua mera plan kitana chutiya tha kyunki bhenchod yahaan literally 50+ taxi autos khaddey they lund humaare 3 kaa number aane waala tha. Fuckkk..


Maine bhaari mann se bags uthaaye and uss taxi k pass aaya or usme bag rakhne laga..


Driver - Arrey sahaab kya kar rahe ho. Mera number nahi hai.. Aage se lo..


Main-Bhai urgent jaana hai..


Driver - Arrey sahab bina number k jaaunga toh kal yahan ghusne bhi nahi denge.. Yahaan k rules hain kuch..


Maine usko ek 2000 kaa note diya nikaalke toh uske saare rules turant he khatam hogaye.. Shruti wagairaah baaki bags le aaye..


Main-Hd College jaana hai ye bags leke jo city cross karke hai..


Driver - Haan samjh gaya sahaab..


Main-Ok.. Lekin koi shortcut nahi main road se jaana hai chowk se hotey hue..


Driver - Ji ji bilkul.. Lekin sahaab kuch galat samaan toh nahi haina isme..


Ye sun Main driver side aaya jisase meri shakal dikhe usko..


Main-Meri shakal dekh.. Then pehchaan mujhe.. Pehchaan gaya naa?? Bhosdk main galat samaan ka kya karunga..


Driver - Panaam bhai sahaab.. Ji ji hogaya samjho..


Main-Jaldi nikal fir..


Humlog piche hattey or woh nikala wahaan se..


Shruti - Ab??


Main-Ab paise lenge wohlog tab chhod denge Armaan ko.. Dont worry befaltu mein usse hurt karne kaa risk nahi le shaktey wohlog.. Issliye bindas jaao..


Shruti - Ok.. Thanks again AP.. Tumne jo kiya hai humaare liye humlog humessa thankfull rahenge tumhaare.. Thanks a lot..


Main-Don't worry.. Laao meri guns jarur dedo..


Shruti - Yelo.. Ok humlog chaltey hain..


Main-Mill jaae woh tab call karna.


Shruti - Sure..


Main or Ami waapis gaadi mein aaye and taxi k opposite side gaye kyunki obviously wohlog mere uppar najar rakhe hue honge.. Toh pehla plan mera bhayanak flop hua tha....Bhenchod Jagdish kuch jyada he smart nahi hai.. Fucking hell lekin kya woh mujhse jyaada smart hai?? I don't think so..


Ab net 50 minutes baad Shruti kaa call aaya mere pass ki Unhe Armaan sahi salamat mill gaya hai unhe or idhar mujhe still mere plan k work karne kaa wait tha.. Lekin atleast woh lawda toh milla unhe.. Ab net 7:30 baje ek bell baji or maine uthke uss hotel room kaa gate khola or saamne khadda tha Jagdish or uske 3 bandey orr mujhe dekhtey he unsabki gand fatt gayi or hath mein pakkadey bags niche girrey unke..Unki aankhein fattke bahaar aane ko hogayi. Aisa Hota hai jab aapke saamne moutt khaddi ho..


Main-Bhosdk shyanpatti ki naa toh yahi thokdunga hallway mein.. Andar aao maadarchod.. Bhosdk tune soch kaise liya tu 2 baar mujhse bach jaaega, bhenchod himmat toh dekho tu mujhe 2 baar chutiya bana lega?? Tune aisa socha bhi kyun?? Bhosdk pata hai kon hun main?? .. Bhagwan hun main Bhosdike..


Continued..

 

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Update-125(Literally Bhagwaan) ​

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Ab main thehra godlike banda jald he mere pass plan tha plans they actually jo Jagdish k uppar depend kartey they ki woh paise kaise leke jaaega uss hissab se mere plans flexible they.. Main turant bahaar aaya kuch phone calls ki and waapis andar aaya and Jagdish k call kaa wait karne laga.. Jagdish kaa call exactly 5:55 PM par aaya Shruti ne uthaaya maine headphones lagaaye..


Jagdish - Haanji madam..


Shruti - Paise ready hain..


Jagdish - Oho..ho..Really??Dekho Shruti ji agar juth bol rahi ho toh anjaam pata hai tumhe..


Shruti - I am not lying.. Paise ready hain.. 20 crore Cash..


Shruti - Ab kaise mill gaye??Mujhe pakka pata tha paise tumlog he leke gaye ho..


Shruti - Ye tumhaare paise nahi hain..


Jagdish - Kya?? Toh kaise..? Oh.. Nevermind.. Main ek baar ko bhull gaya tha AP tumhaare sath hai.. Wow that's so generous of him to give 20 crores aisa kya jaadu kardiya bhai tumne uske Uppar. Khair jo bhi hai.. Mujhe apne paise se matlab hai.. Ab bahot he dhyaan se suno kya karna hai kyunki agar thodi c bhi galati hui toh ye Armaan ki jaan jaa shakti hai or hum dono he ye nahi caahtey right??


Shruti - Yeah.. Tum bologe wahi hoga..


Jagdish - First of all paise uthaao or pohancho Railway station k side waale Taxi stand par.. 15 minutes hain tumhaare pass..Fir call karunga main..


Call disconnected..


Main-Let's go..


Main Shruti Nilesh or Ami ne bag uthaaye or bahaar aaye.


Main-Tumlog apni gaadi mein jaao humlog tumhaare piche piche hain..


Shruti - Ok.. Lekin No funny business AP..


Main-Arrey main kuch nahi karunga yelo meri guns bhi tum rakhlo..Mera sath jaana jaruri hai kahin double game naa khel jaaye woh..


Shruti - Yeah..


Shruti ne meri dono deagles and Ami ki gun lee or humlog ne paise unki gaadi mein rakhe and nikale wahaan se.. Main or Ami meri gaadi mein they..


Main-Bhenchod.. Ye train mein rakhne kaa toh nahi bolega paisa?? Aise toh gand marr jaaegi.... Bhenchod train ko follow kaise karenge..


Maine turant Pooja ko call kiya..


Main-Poo agle 1 ghantey mein ye dekh apne yahaan se kon kon c trains nikalne waali hain..


Poo-1 Second boss..


Main-Quick..


Poo-1 bhi nahi boss.. Agli train 7:25 par hai yaani almost 1.5 ghantey baad..


Main-Really??


Poo-Yeah...


Main-Toh fir plan follow karo jo maine abhi bataya tha humlog nikal rahe hain yahaan se...


Poo-Haan suna maine.. Railway station waale Taxi stand par naa??


Main-Yeah.. Ajay Deepak Rajat teeno ko bol ki turant koi taxi lelein..


Poo-Ok boss.. Already sehar mein hain wohlog..


Main-Ok..


Call disconnected..


Ab obviously mujhe pata tha Jagdish khud toh aane se raha or naa he apne bande ko bhejega woh paise lene seedha issliye woh process lambi karega jisase usse pata chale ki koi paise k piche toh nahi hai.. Uske liye auto taxi ye sab he use karne waala tha woh jisse aage uske bandey woh bags check karein trackers wagairaah k liye and pata bhi chale ki koi piche hai yaa nahi.. Issliye maine Ajay Deepak or Rajat ko civil dress mein sehar bhej diya tha ki jaise he Jagdish location bhejega wohlog wahaan pohanch k local taxi drivers se unki taxi lelenge or khud driver ban jaaenge or sabse aage khaddi karenge apni taxi teen mein se ek mein toh paise rakhne ko bolega he Jagdish bhenchod.. Yaani humaara banda paisa leke jaaega or humlog uska phone track kartey rahenge and jaise he moka hoga bam..


So ye tha mera pehla MasterPlan.. Ab humlog pohanchey taxi stand gaadi park ki.. And Main Shruti k pass aaya toh net 5 minutes baad uska phone baja toh usne speaker par kiya toh abki baar Jagdish kaa koi aadmi tha..


Aadmi-Saamne taxi dikh rahi hai 3546 Number..


Shruti - Haan..


Aadmi - Saare bag usme rakhdo.. Or usko 500 rupees deke bolo HD College takk jaaye main road se koi short cuts nahi seedha..


Shruti - Llekin.. Armaan??


Aadmi-Mill jaaega. Jaise he humein paise milenge..


Shruti - Lekin how can i trust you??


Aadmi-Dusara koi option hai toh woh use karlo.. Or dhyaan rahe agar maine dekha tumlog ne galati se bhi taxi kaa picha kiya toh game over.. Please koi shyaanpatti matt karna specially AP tujhe bol raha hun main dekh raha hun tujhe.. Chup chaap chala jaana waapis warna ye londey ki moutt kaa jimedaar tu hoga, meri najar paise par nahi tumhi par hai..Taxi number 3546..


Main-Done..


Aadmi - Make it quick..


Call disconnected..


Mere plan ki gand tab marri jab maine uss taxi k driver ko dekha ye toh bhenchod humaara banda nahi tha.. Maadarchod ne piche se taxi select ki thi.. Or yahaan mujhe realise hua mera plan kitana chutiya tha kyunki bhenchod yahaan literally 50+ taxi autos khaddey they lund humaare 3 kaa number aane waala tha. Fuckkk..


Maine bhaari mann se bags uthaaye and uss taxi k pass aaya or usme bag rakhne laga..


Driver - Arrey sahaab kya kar rahe ho. Mera number nahi hai.. Aage se lo..


Main-Bhai urgent jaana hai..


Driver - Arrey sahab bina number k jaaunga toh kal yahan ghusne bhi nahi denge.. Yahaan k rules hain kuch..


Maine usko ek 2000 kaa note diya nikaalke toh uske saare rules turant he khatam hogaye.. Shruti wagairaah baaki bags le aaye..


Main-Hd College jaana hai ye bags leke jo city cross karke hai..


Driver - Haan samjh gaya sahaab..


Main-Ok.. Lekin koi shortcut nahi main road se jaana hai chowk se hotey hue..


Driver - Ji ji bilkul.. Lekin sahaab kuch galat samaan toh nahi haina isme..


Ye sun Main driver side aaya jisase meri shakal dikhe usko..


Main-Meri shakal dekh.. Then pehchaan mujhe.. Pehchaan gaya naa?? Bhosdk main galat samaan ka kya karunga..


Driver - Panaam bhai sahaab.. Ji ji hogaya samjho..


Main-Jaldi nikal fir..


Humlog piche hattey or woh nikala wahaan se..


Shruti - Ab??


Main-Ab paise lenge wohlog tab chhod denge Armaan ko.. Dont worry befaltu mein usse hurt karne kaa risk nahi le shaktey wohlog.. Issliye bindas jaao..


Shruti - Ok.. Thanks again AP.. Tumne jo kiya hai humaare liye humlog humessa thankfull rahenge tumhaare.. Thanks a lot..


Main-Don't worry.. Laao meri guns jarur dedo..


Shruti - Yelo.. Ok humlog chaltey hain..


Main-Mill jaae woh tab call karna.


Shruti - Sure..


Main or Ami waapis gaadi mein aaye and taxi k opposite side gaye kyunki obviously wohlog mere uppar najar rakhe hue honge.. Toh pehla plan mera bhayanak flop hua tha....Bhenchod Jagdish kuch jyada he smart nahi hai.. Fucking hell lekin kya woh mujhse jyaada smart hai?? I don't think so..


Ab net 50 minutes baad Shruti kaa call aaya mere pass ki Unhe Armaan sahi salamat mill gaya hai unhe or idhar mujhe still mere plan k work karne kaa wait tha.. Lekin atleast woh lawda toh milla unhe.. Ab net 7:30 baje ek bell baji or maine uthke uss hotel room kaa gate khola or saamne khadda tha Jagdish or uske 3 bandey orr mujhe dekhtey he unsabki gand fatt gayi or hath mein pakkadey bags niche girrey unke..Unki aankhein fattke bahaar aane ko hogayi. Aisa Hota hai jab aapke saamne moutt khaddi ho..


Main-Bhosdk shyanpatti ki naa toh yahi thokdunga hallway mein.. Andar aao maadarchod.. Bhosdk tune soch kaise liya tu 2 baar mujhse bach jaaega, bhenchod himmat toh dekho tu mujhe 2 baar chutiya bana lega?? Tune aisa socha bhi kyun?? Bhosdk pata hai kon hun main?? .. Bhagwan hun main Bhosdike..


Continued..

Jagdish ki ab fategi sang mein Shruti ki bhi

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Update-125(Literally Bhagwaan) ​

125


Ab main thehra godlike banda jald he mere pass plan tha plans they actually jo Jagdish k uppar depend kartey they ki woh paise kaise leke jaaega uss hissab se mere plans flexible they.. Main turant bahaar aaya kuch phone calls ki and waapis andar aaya and Jagdish k call kaa wait karne laga.. Jagdish kaa call exactly 5:55 PM par aaya Shruti ne uthaaya maine headphones lagaaye..


Jagdish - Haanji madam..


Shruti - Paise ready hain..


Jagdish - Oho..ho..Really??Dekho Shruti ji agar juth bol rahi ho toh anjaam pata hai tumhe..


Shruti - I am not lying.. Paise ready hain.. 20 crore Cash..


Shruti - Ab kaise mill gaye??Mujhe pakka pata tha paise tumlog he leke gaye ho..


Shruti - Ye tumhaare paise nahi hain..


Jagdish - Kya?? Toh kaise..? Oh.. Nevermind.. Main ek baar ko bhull gaya tha AP tumhaare sath hai.. Wow that's so generous of him to give 20 crores aisa kya jaadu kardiya bhai tumne uske Uppar. Khair jo bhi hai.. Mujhe apne paise se matlab hai.. Ab bahot he dhyaan se suno kya karna hai kyunki agar thodi c bhi galati hui toh ye Armaan ki jaan jaa shakti hai or hum dono he ye nahi caahtey right??


Shruti - Yeah.. Tum bologe wahi hoga..


Jagdish - First of all paise uthaao or pohancho Railway station k side waale Taxi stand par.. 15 minutes hain tumhaare pass..Fir call karunga main..


Call disconnected..


Main-Let's go..


Main Shruti Nilesh or Ami ne bag uthaaye or bahaar aaye.


Main-Tumlog apni gaadi mein jaao humlog tumhaare piche piche hain..


Shruti - Ok.. Lekin No funny business AP..


Main-Arrey main kuch nahi karunga yelo meri guns bhi tum rakhlo..Mera sath jaana jaruri hai kahin double game naa khel jaaye woh..


Shruti - Yeah..


Shruti ne meri dono deagles and Ami ki gun lee or humlog ne paise unki gaadi mein rakhe and nikale wahaan se.. Main or Ami meri gaadi mein they..


Main-Bhenchod.. Ye train mein rakhne kaa toh nahi bolega paisa?? Aise toh gand marr jaaegi.... Bhenchod train ko follow kaise karenge..


Maine turant Pooja ko call kiya..


Main-Poo agle 1 ghantey mein ye dekh apne yahaan se kon kon c trains nikalne waali hain..


Poo-1 Second boss..


Main-Quick..


Poo-1 bhi nahi boss.. Agli train 7:25 par hai yaani almost 1.5 ghantey baad..


Main-Really??


Poo-Yeah...


Main-Toh fir plan follow karo jo maine abhi bataya tha humlog nikal rahe hain yahaan se...


Poo-Haan suna maine.. Railway station waale Taxi stand par naa??


Main-Yeah.. Ajay Deepak Rajat teeno ko bol ki turant koi taxi lelein..


Poo-Ok boss.. Already sehar mein hain wohlog..


Main-Ok..


Call disconnected..


Ab obviously mujhe pata tha Jagdish khud toh aane se raha or naa he apne bande ko bhejega woh paise lene seedha issliye woh process lambi karega jisase usse pata chale ki koi paise k piche toh nahi hai.. Uske liye auto taxi ye sab he use karne waala tha woh jisse aage uske bandey woh bags check karein trackers wagairaah k liye and pata bhi chale ki koi piche hai yaa nahi.. Issliye maine Ajay Deepak or Rajat ko civil dress mein sehar bhej diya tha ki jaise he Jagdish location bhejega wohlog wahaan pohanch k local taxi drivers se unki taxi lelenge or khud driver ban jaaenge or sabse aage khaddi karenge apni taxi teen mein se ek mein toh paise rakhne ko bolega he Jagdish bhenchod.. Yaani humaara banda paisa leke jaaega or humlog uska phone track kartey rahenge and jaise he moka hoga bam..


So ye tha mera pehla MasterPlan.. Ab humlog pohanchey taxi stand gaadi park ki.. And Main Shruti k pass aaya toh net 5 minutes baad uska phone baja toh usne speaker par kiya toh abki baar Jagdish kaa koi aadmi tha..


Aadmi-Saamne taxi dikh rahi hai 3546 Number..


Shruti - Haan..


Aadmi - Saare bag usme rakhdo.. Or usko 500 rupees deke bolo HD College takk jaaye main road se koi short cuts nahi seedha..


Shruti - Llekin.. Armaan??


Aadmi-Mill jaaega. Jaise he humein paise milenge..


Shruti - Lekin how can i trust you??


Aadmi-Dusara koi option hai toh woh use karlo.. Or dhyaan rahe agar maine dekha tumlog ne galati se bhi taxi kaa picha kiya toh game over.. Please koi shyaanpatti matt karna specially AP tujhe bol raha hun main dekh raha hun tujhe.. Chup chaap chala jaana waapis warna ye londey ki moutt kaa jimedaar tu hoga, meri najar paise par nahi tumhi par hai..Taxi number 3546..


Main-Done..


Aadmi - Make it quick..


Call disconnected..


Mere plan ki gand tab marri jab maine uss taxi k driver ko dekha ye toh bhenchod humaara banda nahi tha.. Maadarchod ne piche se taxi select ki thi.. Or yahaan mujhe realise hua mera plan kitana chutiya tha kyunki bhenchod yahaan literally 50+ taxi autos khaddey they lund humaare 3 kaa number aane waala tha. Fuckkk..


Maine bhaari mann se bags uthaaye and uss taxi k pass aaya or usme bag rakhne laga..


Driver - Arrey sahaab kya kar rahe ho. Mera number nahi hai.. Aage se lo..


Main-Bhai urgent jaana hai..


Driver - Arrey sahab bina number k jaaunga toh kal yahan ghusne bhi nahi denge.. Yahaan k rules hain kuch..


Maine usko ek 2000 kaa note diya nikaalke toh uske saare rules turant he khatam hogaye.. Shruti wagairaah baaki bags le aaye..


Main-Hd College jaana hai ye bags leke jo city cross karke hai..


Driver - Haan samjh gaya sahaab..


Main-Ok.. Lekin koi shortcut nahi main road se jaana hai chowk se hotey hue..


Driver - Ji ji bilkul.. Lekin sahaab kuch galat samaan toh nahi haina isme..


Ye sun Main driver side aaya jisase meri shakal dikhe usko..


Main-Meri shakal dekh.. Then pehchaan mujhe.. Pehchaan gaya naa?? Bhosdk main galat samaan ka kya karunga..


Driver - Panaam bhai sahaab.. Ji ji hogaya samjho..


Main-Jaldi nikal fir..


Humlog piche hattey or woh nikala wahaan se..


Shruti - Ab??


Main-Ab paise lenge wohlog tab chhod denge Armaan ko.. Dont worry befaltu mein usse hurt karne kaa risk nahi le shaktey wohlog.. Issliye bindas jaao..


Shruti - Ok.. Thanks again AP.. Tumne jo kiya hai humaare liye humlog humessa thankfull rahenge tumhaare.. Thanks a lot..


Main-Don't worry.. Laao meri guns jarur dedo..


Shruti - Yelo.. Ok humlog chaltey hain..


Main-Mill jaae woh tab call karna.


Shruti - Sure..


Main or Ami waapis gaadi mein aaye and taxi k opposite side gaye kyunki obviously wohlog mere uppar najar rakhe hue honge.. Toh pehla plan mera bhayanak flop hua tha....Bhenchod Jagdish kuch jyada he smart nahi hai.. Fucking hell lekin kya woh mujhse jyaada smart hai?? I don't think so..


Ab net 50 minutes baad Shruti kaa call aaya mere pass ki Unhe Armaan sahi salamat mill gaya hai unhe or idhar mujhe still mere plan k work karne kaa wait tha.. Lekin atleast woh lawda toh milla unhe.. Ab net 7:30 baje ek bell baji or maine uthke uss hotel room kaa gate khola or saamne khadda tha Jagdish or uske 3 bandey orr mujhe dekhtey he unsabki gand fatt gayi or hath mein pakkadey bags niche girrey unke..Unki aankhein fattke bahaar aane ko hogayi. Aisa Hota hai jab aapke saamne moutt khaddi ho..


Main-Bhosdk shyanpatti ki naa toh yahi thokdunga hallway mein.. Andar aao maadarchod.. Bhosdk tune soch kaise liya tu 2 baar mujhse bach jaaega, bhenchod himmat toh dekho tu mujhe 2 baar chutiya bana lega?? Tune aisa socha bhi kyun?? Bhosdk pata hai kon hun main?? .. Bhagwan hun main Bhosdike..


Continued..

AP kon chutiya banane ki koshish toh bahut kari but AP sach me God hai asie maamle me