Update-125(Literally Bhagwaan)
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Ab main thehra godlike banda jald he mere pass plan tha plans they actually jo Jagdish k uppar depend kartey they ki woh paise kaise leke jaaega uss hissab se mere plans flexible they.. Main turant bahaar aaya kuch phone calls ki and waapis andar aaya and Jagdish k call kaa wait karne laga.. Jagdish kaa call exactly 5:55 PM par aaya Shruti ne uthaaya maine headphones lagaaye..
Jagdish - Haanji madam..
Shruti - Paise ready hain..
Jagdish - Oho..ho..Really??Dekho Shruti ji agar juth bol rahi ho toh anjaam pata hai tumhe..
Shruti - I am not lying.. Paise ready hain.. 20 crore Cash..
Shruti - Ab kaise mill gaye??Mujhe pakka pata tha paise tumlog he leke gaye ho..
Shruti - Ye tumhaare paise nahi hain..
Jagdish - Kya?? Toh kaise..? Oh.. Nevermind.. Main ek baar ko bhull gaya tha AP tumhaare sath hai.. Wow that's so generous of him to give 20 crores aisa kya jaadu kardiya bhai tumne uske Uppar. Khair jo bhi hai.. Mujhe apne paise se matlab hai.. Ab bahot he dhyaan se suno kya karna hai kyunki agar thodi c bhi galati hui toh ye Armaan ki jaan jaa shakti hai or hum dono he ye nahi caahtey right??
Shruti - Yeah.. Tum bologe wahi hoga..
Jagdish - First of all paise uthaao or pohancho Railway station k side waale Taxi stand par.. 15 minutes hain tumhaare pass..Fir call karunga main..
Call disconnected..
Main-Let's go..
Main Shruti Nilesh or Ami ne bag uthaaye or bahaar aaye.
Main-Tumlog apni gaadi mein jaao humlog tumhaare piche piche hain..
Shruti - Ok.. Lekin No funny business AP..
Main-Arrey main kuch nahi karunga yelo meri guns bhi tum rakhlo..Mera sath jaana jaruri hai kahin double game naa khel jaaye woh..
Shruti - Yeah..
Shruti ne meri dono deagles and Ami ki gun lee or humlog ne paise unki gaadi mein rakhe and nikale wahaan se.. Main or Ami meri gaadi mein they..
Main-Bhenchod.. Ye train mein rakhne kaa toh nahi bolega paisa?? Aise toh gand marr jaaegi.... Bhenchod train ko follow kaise karenge..
Maine turant Pooja ko call kiya..
Main-Poo agle 1 ghantey mein ye dekh apne yahaan se kon kon c trains nikalne waali hain..
Poo-1 Second boss..
Main-Quick..
Poo-1 bhi nahi boss.. Agli train 7:25 par hai yaani almost 1.5 ghantey baad..
Main-Really??
Poo-Yeah...
Main-Toh fir plan follow karo jo maine abhi bataya tha humlog nikal rahe hain yahaan se...
Poo-Haan suna maine.. Railway station waale Taxi stand par naa??
Main-Yeah.. Ajay Deepak Rajat teeno ko bol ki turant koi taxi lelein..
Poo-Ok boss.. Already sehar mein hain wohlog..
Main-Ok..
Call disconnected..
Ab obviously mujhe pata tha Jagdish khud toh aane se raha or naa he apne bande ko bhejega woh paise lene seedha issliye woh process lambi karega jisase usse pata chale ki koi paise k piche toh nahi hai.. Uske liye auto taxi ye sab he use karne waala tha woh jisse aage uske bandey woh bags check karein trackers wagairaah k liye and pata bhi chale ki koi piche hai yaa nahi.. Issliye maine Ajay Deepak or Rajat ko civil dress mein sehar bhej diya tha ki jaise he Jagdish location bhejega wohlog wahaan pohanch k local taxi drivers se unki taxi lelenge or khud driver ban jaaenge or sabse aage khaddi karenge apni taxi teen mein se ek mein toh paise rakhne ko bolega he Jagdish bhenchod.. Yaani humaara banda paisa leke jaaega or humlog uska phone track kartey rahenge and jaise he moka hoga bam..
So ye tha mera pehla MasterPlan.. Ab humlog pohanchey taxi stand gaadi park ki.. And Main Shruti k pass aaya toh net 5 minutes baad uska phone baja toh usne speaker par kiya toh abki baar Jagdish kaa koi aadmi tha..
Aadmi-Saamne taxi dikh rahi hai 3546 Number..
Shruti - Haan..
Aadmi - Saare bag usme rakhdo.. Or usko 500 rupees deke bolo HD College takk jaaye main road se koi short cuts nahi seedha..
Shruti - Llekin.. Armaan??
Aadmi-Mill jaaega. Jaise he humein paise milenge..
Shruti - Lekin how can i trust you??
Aadmi-Dusara koi option hai toh woh use karlo.. Or dhyaan rahe agar maine dekha tumlog ne galati se bhi taxi kaa picha kiya toh game over.. Please koi shyaanpatti matt karna specially AP tujhe bol raha hun main dekh raha hun tujhe.. Chup chaap chala jaana waapis warna ye londey ki moutt kaa jimedaar tu hoga, meri najar paise par nahi tumhi par hai..Taxi number 3546..
Main-Done..
Aadmi - Make it quick..
Call disconnected..
Mere plan ki gand tab marri jab maine uss taxi k driver ko dekha ye toh bhenchod humaara banda nahi tha.. Maadarchod ne piche se taxi select ki thi.. Or yahaan mujhe realise hua mera plan kitana chutiya tha kyunki bhenchod yahaan literally 50+ taxi autos khaddey they lund humaare 3 kaa number aane waala tha. Fuckkk..
Maine bhaari mann se bags uthaaye and uss taxi k pass aaya or usme bag rakhne laga..
Driver - Arrey sahaab kya kar rahe ho. Mera number nahi hai.. Aage se lo..
Main-Bhai urgent jaana hai..
Driver - Arrey sahab bina number k jaaunga toh kal yahan ghusne bhi nahi denge.. Yahaan k rules hain kuch..
Maine usko ek 2000 kaa note diya nikaalke toh uske saare rules turant he khatam hogaye.. Shruti wagairaah baaki bags le aaye..
Main-Hd College jaana hai ye bags leke jo city cross karke hai..
Driver - Haan samjh gaya sahaab..
Main-Ok.. Lekin koi shortcut nahi main road se jaana hai chowk se hotey hue..
Driver - Ji ji bilkul.. Lekin sahaab kuch galat samaan toh nahi haina isme..
Ye sun Main driver side aaya jisase meri shakal dikhe usko..
Main-Meri shakal dekh.. Then pehchaan mujhe.. Pehchaan gaya naa?? Bhosdk main galat samaan ka kya karunga..
Driver - Panaam bhai sahaab.. Ji ji hogaya samjho..
Main-Jaldi nikal fir..
Humlog piche hattey or woh nikala wahaan se..
Shruti - Ab??
Main-Ab paise lenge wohlog tab chhod denge Armaan ko.. Dont worry befaltu mein usse hurt karne kaa risk nahi le shaktey wohlog.. Issliye bindas jaao..
Shruti - Ok.. Thanks again AP.. Tumne jo kiya hai humaare liye humlog humessa thankfull rahenge tumhaare.. Thanks a lot..
Main-Don't worry.. Laao meri guns jarur dedo..
Shruti - Yelo.. Ok humlog chaltey hain..
Main-Mill jaae woh tab call karna.
Shruti - Sure..
Main or Ami waapis gaadi mein aaye and taxi k opposite side gaye kyunki obviously wohlog mere uppar najar rakhe hue honge.. Toh pehla plan mera bhayanak flop hua tha....Bhenchod Jagdish kuch jyada he smart nahi hai.. Fucking hell lekin kya woh mujhse jyaada smart hai?? I don't think so..
Ab net 50 minutes baad Shruti kaa call aaya mere pass ki Unhe Armaan sahi salamat mill gaya hai unhe or idhar mujhe still mere plan k work karne kaa wait tha.. Lekin atleast woh lawda toh milla unhe.. Ab net 7:30 baje ek bell baji or maine uthke uss hotel room kaa gate khola or saamne khadda tha Jagdish or uske 3 bandey orr mujhe dekhtey he unsabki gand fatt gayi or hath mein pakkadey bags niche girrey unke..Unki aankhein fattke bahaar aane ko hogayi. Aisa Hota hai jab aapke saamne moutt khaddi ho..
Main-Bhosdk shyanpatti ki naa toh yahi thokdunga hallway mein.. Andar aao maadarchod.. Bhosdk tune soch kaise liya tu 2 baar mujhse bach jaaega, bhenchod himmat toh dekho tu mujhe 2 baar chutiya bana lega?? Tune aisa socha bhi kyun?? Bhosdk pata hai kon hun main?? .. Bhagwan hun main Bhosdike..
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