Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Update-138(Pargya-1)​

Chang - Kaise laaoge number..?? Pargya se??

Main - Dekhta jaa tu.. Oye jaanwar jaa Ami k sath jaake mere size k kapde khareed k laa badhiya se.. Also 2-4 masks bhi..

Abeer - Bc khud jaa naa.

Main - Samjha kar mere public appearances theek nahi hain.. Please.. Or haan aatey time 2-3 whisky ki bottle le aana..

Abeer - What??

Main-kya be kitane din hogaye.. Tereko nahi peeni toh matt peena..

Abeer - Kyun nahi peeni bc peeni hai ofcourse peeni hai..

Main - Toh le aana. Sab samaan..

Abeer - Ok then.

Abeer chala gaya Ami k sath or waapis aaya raat 9/30 baje bahot saare kapde leke aaya tha woh, and sathmein daru bhi, dinner bhi aagaya tha humaara maine 5 bando kaa he bola tha dinner so kaafi khaana tha.. Ab Abeer daru laaya tha jo maine as a medicine mangwaai thi kyunki bhenchod kal peene k baad kya nind aai thi fucking hell koi sapna nahi aaya aaram se soya even din bhi theek thaak nikal gaya tha.. Issliye same kal waala system kiya maine 5-6 pegs peene k baad maine dinner karliya baaki sab pee he rahe they saale nashedi log..

Khair main sogaya and subah again badhiya nind puri karke utha..

Main-Waah bc.. Gajab..

Mast fresh hua main then nahaake ready hua naye kapde pehne and Nikala college k liye.. Baaki log so he rahe they.. Maine raaste mein Avni ko call kiya..

Main-Ye Pargya Pandey kidhar milti hai college mein..
Avni-Phd section mein classroom mein yaa Library mein...

Main-Kaisi dikhti hai??

Avni-Tall height, brown hair gora rang.. Phd side jaao wahaan kam he students millenge pehchaan jaaoge easily.. Uske bhai ki wajah se college mein 90% students nahi aarahe..

Main-Chal thanks..

Call disconnected..

Main college pohancha gaadi bahaar he park ki or apna pollution mask lagaake niche uttara and main gate se entry lee toh guards wagairaah kuch naa tha wahan, guards k booth they woh bhi todd rakhe they.. Obviously ye Yogesh k bando kaa kaam tha.. Uske alawa kuch jalle hue bike scooties k avsesh bache they wahan bhenchod cute se college ki gand maar rakhi thi.. College ki parking almost khaali thi like almost khaali.. 8-10 vehicles khaddey they.. Durr durr ikka dukka students dikh rahe they bus woh bhi mattargasti mein.. Main saamne lage ek board ki help se phd department mein aaya toh woh building toh literally dead thi like bahaar toh ek banda bhi naa dikha mujhe haan uppar classes k saamne ikka dukka banda jarur mojjud tha.. Classrooms sab empty they toh main library side gaya yahaan bhi koi guard yaa librarian nahi tha main andar enter hua toh yahaan kuch students they 10-12 to be exact wohlog sab padhai likhaai mein busy they or wahaan dikhi mujhe ek ladki same tall and white girl jiske aas pass ki 5-6 chairs par koi naa baitha tha yaani yahi thi Pragya Yadav.. No wonder bhenchod Vikrant kaa dill aagaya ispe bc maal hai ye toh.. Fucking hell bc.. Woh sachmein maal thi almost 6 feet heigh ekdum gora rang or ekdum perfect maintained figure waah bc or ye nasheeli aankhein fucking hell she was hot .. Kuch seconds main usko ghurrta he raha..

Bhosdk Riya naam ki cheej hai ek..

Main-True bhenchod. Sheetal ki tarah gand marr jaaegi bhenchod.. Fuck that, stick to the task bitch..

So main apne saare gande khayaalon ko maarke mast jaake uske side waali chair Par baitha, ab main baitha toh uske side waali chair par tha lekin wahaan mojjud harr ladke or ladki ne mujhe aise dekha jaise maine isko sareaam kiss kiya ho.. Woh sablog munh faade mujhe he ghurr rahe they..

Main-Hello..


Again koi jawaab nahi aaya toh maine uski book bandh kardi or mere ye kartey he wahaan mojjud harr banda utha or apna samaan uthaake aise bhaage library se maano bhoot dekh liya ho.. Nice matlab Yogesh kaa khouff toh hai..

But uski book bandh karne se usne jarur mujhe dekha or ek second k liye mujhe dekh k waapis apni book khol lee..

Main-Hii.. Oh come on ye toh woh page bhi nahi hai jo tum padh rahi thi.. Stop ignoring me..

Isspe mujhe pehlee baar uski meethi awaaj sunane ko milli..

Pargya-Tumhe kaise pata main konsa page padh rahi thi??

Main-because main andha nahi hun tum Karl Marx ki death k baare mein padh rahi thi page 303. Ki kaise uski illness se hui death k baad uske family and friends ne uski body ko Highgate Cemetery mein dafna diya. London mein.. 17 March 1883..Jahaan usse dafnaaya gaya naa woh area reserved tha for agnostics and atheists people.. Uske pass he George Eliot ki grave bhi thi..

Ye sunke usne mujhe aankhein faadke ghurra..

Pargya-Tumne itani derr mein ye sab padh liya??

Main - Oh yeah..

Pargya-How??

Main-Woh important nahi hai important ye hai ki why are you ignoring me?

Pargya-Tum jaantey ho main kon hun??

Main - Nope.. Kyun jaan lena chahiye?? I am new here.. Pure college mein koi student nahi milla toh ghumta ghumta yahaan aagaya.. Yahaan tum mill gayi.. Tumhe kissi ne bataaya hai how beautiful you are??

Pargya- Yeah bahot logon ne bataya or woh sab ab hospital mein paddey hain..

Main-Uffff! Dhamki matt do yaar..

Pargya- Main dhamki nahi derahi i am warning you.. My brother is a bad person uske log aatey he honge issliye get up and leave before it's too late..

Main - Main jaaunga keval ek shart par, tum mujhe apna number dogi toh.

Pargya-Are you deaf?? My brother will kill you.. Please leave.. Trust me he is a terrible person.. Ye college ussi ki wajah se khaali hai.. Iss week mein woh 40-50 students ko hospital bhej chuka hai..

Main-I mean tumhaare liye main hospital jaane ko taiyaar hun..

Pargya- Pagal insaan jaao.. Main majaak nahi kar rahi bahot maarenge wohlog.. Please jaao untak khabar pohanch gayi hogi wohlog aatey he honge yahaan college mein bhi uske bahot saare contacts hain pehle woh maarenge fir mera bhai aake maarega.. Please .. Main curse hun ek no one can get near me..

Main-Oh i dont have a problem with that.. Itana sundar curse main khussi khussi lelunga..

Ye sunke usne mujhe shockingly ghurra maano keh rahi ho kya chutiya aadmi hai ye??

Paragya-You are insane.. LEAVEEEEEEE.. PLEASEEEE.. LEAVEEEEEEE..

Main - Ok apna number do toh chala jaaunga..

Paragya-No.. What?? Jaao.. You idiot.. Leave..

Mujhe niche se kuch Londo k chilaane ki awaaj aai jo i guess uppar he aarahe they yelog college k londey honge jo Yogesh k liye ispe najar rakhtey hain or jabtak Yogesh aajaae tabtak yelog he gand tod dein.. Fir woh maarein alag.. Interesting..Ok..

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Update-139(Pargya-2)​

Main still uss Pargya se flirt karke uska number maang raha tha lekin woh de nahi rahi thi..
Tabhi mujhe niche se kuch Londo k chilaane ki awaaj aai jo i guess uppar he aarahe they yelog college k londey honge jo Yogesh k liye ispe najar rakhtey hain or jabtak Yogesh aajaae tabtak yelog he gand tod dein.. Fir woh maarein alag.. Interesting..Ok..

Paragya-Suna?? Wohlog aarahe hain dusare block ki seedhiyon se uttar jaao please this is your last chance..

Main-Number do toh he jaaunga..

Paragya-You idiot.. Leave.. Leave leave..

Main-I am not going any where.. Number do toh jaaunga..

Paragya-Tum ho kon?? Jaao.. Please they'll hurt you..

Main-Aji haan..

Pargya - Leave.. Please..

Uske itana boltey he 4 londey andar enter hue 2 k hath mein hockey stick thi and 2 khaali hath they woh seedha mere pass aake rukke..

"Oye Khadda Ho"

Pargya - Navneet please main toh jaanti bhi nahi isko.. Jaane do.. Please..

"Aise kaise jaane dein abhi toh Yogi bhai khudd aarahe hain 10 minutes mein, kisme itani himmat hogayi jo tumse baat kare"

Main-Interesting..

Ye bolke main uske saamne khadda hua..

"Kya re?? Tu hai kon?? Jaanta hai ye kon hai??

Pargya - Navneet.. Please..

" Tum Chup raho Pargya.. Tu bol re... Chup kya khadda hai.. BHENCHOD..

Usne itana he bola tha ki maine uske pait mein maara bhayanak punch punch ki force itani thi ki woh ulti kartey hue niche girra.. Ab woh thehra college kaa kacha londa mere punch kaise jhel paata, ulti k sath sath bechare ki aankhein bahaar nikalne ko hogayi.. Uski hockey niche girri bechaari..

Main-Ewwww! Bhenchod kya khaaya tha samosa?? Fucking hell..

Ye sun piche waala londe ne hockey maarni caahi mujhe jo maine right hand se pakkadi or usko jhatke se apni taraf khincha and maari laat uske lawde par and hockey lee cheen usase woh bechara apne ghutano par girra or ghutano par girrtey he maine maari kick uske munh k uppar bechare kaa huliya bigad gaya woh piche lait gaya or doobara naa utha.. Third ne mujhe punch maarna caaha toh maine uske hath par he hockey maari woh piche hatta toh maine maari hockey uske munh k uppar saale kaa jabda hill gaya hoga, woh bhi girra niche or doobara naa utha.. Last banda bechara confuse hogaya ki karun toh karun kya or jabtak decide kar paata maine maari hockey uske ghutne par woh niche girra toh girrtey he maari hockey maine uske munh k uppar and woh bhi gaya.. 3 toh knocked out they and Navneet bechara finally chair kaa sahaara leke utha..

Navneet - S. A. A.aaale.. Yogi bhai chhodenge nahi tujhe..


Main-Hmmm.. Filhaal toh main nahi chhodunga tujhe.. Atleast 2 months takk kaa hospital package toh de he deta hun tujhe..


Ye bolke maari maine hockey uski ribs k uppar woh bechara chilaatey hue tedha hogaya or chair par baith gaya dusari hockey maari maine uski elbow k uppar and woh again bhayanak chilaaya because uski elbow tutt gayi hogi most probably.. Last hockey maari maine uske munh k uppar jo itani jorr se lagi ki bechaare k 2-3 daant bahaar aake girre or woh bhi hua behosh.. Hockey takk tutt gayi iss last strike mein. Main Pargya ki taraf palta toh woh khaddi - 2 aankhein faade kabhi mujhe dekhe kabhi un niche padde Londo ko..

Iss bich uss Navneet kaa phone baja maine dekha toh screen par tha Yogi bhai.. Maine uska number yaad kiya and phone niche daal diya..

Main - Hii.. Number milega..??

Pargya -.. Memeeraaa.. Bhai aaraha hai.. Jaao.. Please!. Woh 4 nahi 20 bandey hain.. Jaao ab..

Main-Pehle number do..

Pargya -Jaao..

Main-Arrey come on yaar mana he kardo nahi dungi.. Yaa dedo.. Ek kaam toh karo toh jaaun. . Otherwise main nahi jaane waala..

Pargya- Nahi dungi jaao ab..

Main-Nope main toh number leke jaaunga..

Pargya - But tumne kaha mana kardo toh jaoge..

Main-Ye toh majaak tha mujhe thodi pata tha itana pathar dil hai Tumhaara ki tum mana kardogi..

Pargya - Please trust me you don't want to get involved with me...

Main-I do want to get involved with you.. Issliye number do warna nahi jaaunga main..

Meri last try thi ye warna main chala jaane waala tha dey yaa naa dey number kyunki Yogesh aane waala tha or abhi usase nahi milna tha mujhe..

Pargya - Ok.. Here you go..

Usne ek paper par number likh k diya..

Main-Dekha kitana easy tha..

Pargya - Ab jaao...

Main-Pehle ek hug do..


Pargya-WHATTT?? No. NO...

Main - Just kidding woh baadmein lelunga.. Buhbye.. By the way Tumhaara naam??

Pargya - tumhe mera naam nahi pata??

Main-Nope..

Pargya - It's Pargya.. Now LEAVEEEE..

Main - Ohk.. Bye sorry for the inconvenience..

Ye bolke main library se toh full style mein nikala lekin bahaar nikalte he gand faad bhaaga back gate ki side, woh maadarchod aane he waala hoga... Main back gate par pohancha and seedha bahaar aaya, wahaan aaya toh realise hua gaadi takk bahaar se jaane k liye almost 2-3 kilometre chalna padega toh maine ek auto rukkwaane ki koshish ki but bhenchod koi rukka nahi maadarchod and lastly mujhe paidal he jaana padda gaadi takk almost 3 Kilometres main paidal chala hun, gand fattke hath mein aagayi aake gaadi mein baitha tab realise hua ki kitana thakk gaya hun main.. Bc chakkar aane ko hogaya almost.. Fucking hell.. Khair gand faad mehnat k baad main gaadi takk aaya and gaadi mein baithke mask uttara bhenchod pura sareer paseene se bharr gaya woh bhi shardi k time bhenchod.. Fuck.. Fatt gayi bc..


Ok matlab ye ladki bechaari sareef hai jaisa maine socha tha.. Ye nahi chaahti koi hurt ho or isse lund koi matlab nahi tha Vikrant se.. Ab mere pass Pargya or Yogesh dono k numbers they kissi naa kissi par toh phone karega he Dalla.. Dono numbers leke main seedha ghar aaya toh bhenchod still koi utha nahi tha.. Fucking hell.. Jab toh bhenchod peg par peg pee rahe they bawligand.. aake main baith gaya bc befaltu thakk gaya bhenchod..

Main-(Chilaake) utho be sote he rahoge kya bc ab.. Abeer.. Ami.. Chang.. Claire.... Guyss.. Get the fuck up...

Sabse pehle Chang ki awaaj aai ki woh fresh hoke aaraha hai.. Or kareeb 20-25 minutes baad sab uthke aagaye..

Abeer-Fuck bc maja aagaya bhai itane din baad..

Main-Bhosdko kitanee pee thi??

Abeer-Bahot jyaada.. Kai pegs toh issi chinta mein lene padd gaye ki bhenchod tu thodi c leke kaise uth gaya..? Tujhe toh nasha he hona suru 1 bottle k baad hota hai.

Main-Kyunki main tumlog k jaise nashedi naa hun chutiyo..

Abeer-Fuck you..

Main-Jaa maine Avni ko call kardiya tha jaake naasta le aa ready hai udhar..

Abeer-Ami let's go..

Abeer or Ami naasta lene gaye or 15 minutes baad waapis aagaye leke and humlog naasta karne baithtey..

Abeer - Bhenchod 10 baje naasta horaha hai bolo..

Main-Time se utha karo chutiyo..

Abeer-Tune jaldi uthke kya ukhaad liya bhai...

Main-Well for starters main uss ladki kaa number le aaya and also Yogesh kaa number bhi le aaya.. 4 Londo ko hospital pohancha aaya.. So yeah ye sab ukhaad liya..

Abeer-No fucking way..

Maine Pargya ki number slip Claire ko di and Yogesh ka number bhi note karwayaa.

Chang - Kaise boss??

Main-Bhosdko tumlog bhull jaatey ho majn Tumhaara boss aise he nahi bana..

Maine unko bataya ki kya hua..

Abeer-Bc subah subah itana sab kar aaya.. Damn..

Main-Yeah.. So Claire ji mujhe ye dono phones ka harr phone harr message dekhna and sunana hai..

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Gajab update bhai bohot din bad AP action me dikha bhale chota tha par tha to wohi kafi he and I guess k bohot jald bhari fight dekhne ko milega.
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Update-140(Hallucinations Continues) ​

Breakfast finish hua humaara..

Main-Humlog party office jaa aatey hain tabtak..


Abeer-Yep..


Main room mein aaya nahaake kapde change kiye kyunki ye bhenchod passene se bharr gaye they woh 3 Kilometres kaa chakkar kaatne se. Pankhein fatt gaye they bhenchod aaj toh.. Ek toh tabiyat dheeli uppar se khaali pait itana paidal chalna padda.. Ready hoke main or Abeer nikale party headoffice k liye.. Wahaan pohanchke dopehar takk kai kaam niptaaye logon ki problems suni humaare party workers ki bhi problem suni kaafi logon ne Yogesh ka mudda bhi uthaaya toh unhe kaha ki abhi thoda time nahi hai.. Baadmein dekhenge wahaan se free hue humlog dopehar 1:30 baje.. Office se bahaar aaye toh jaanwar andar he muttne gaya tha tabtak maine gaadi nikaal lee and jaanwar k aatey he humlog nikale..


Abeer - Woh paani waale issue kaa kya karega?? 1 maheene takk toh paani aa he nahi shakta bola hai Irrigation department waale Chief Engineer ne.. Agar abhi paani dediya toh safaai bichmein rukkegi repairs bichmein rukkenge and repairs naa hue toh canal tutt jaaegi or aisi taisi hojaaegi..

Main-20 din baad laa denge.. Baat kar uss lawde se bol Aaj news waalon ko bole ki 2 maheene takk paani nahi aa shakta.. And fir kal bolega ki 20 din mein paani aajaaega..

Abeer - Usase kya hoga??

Main - Usase ye hoga ki log sochenge bc 2 maheene orr paani naa aaega fuck ab kya hoga.. Hum toh AP se mille they kaash woh kuch kar dey.. Fir kal woh bolega ki 20 din baad paani aajaaega toh log sochenge oh AP ne karwa diya thankfully warna maare jaatey.. Ab seedha 1 maheene mein aaega bolega toh wohlog bolenge 10-15 din mein mangwaao or repair work itana rush nahi kar shaktey befaltu hazards hojaenge issliye 2 maheene bolke 20 din mein mangwadenge.. Samjha..

Abeer-Gajab..

Abeer aage bhi kuch bola lekin maine dhyan nahi diya as mera saara dhyaan mere saamne waali gaadi par tha kyunki saamne waala maadarchod bahot chutiya tarah se gaadi chala raha tha or single lane road tha toh main usase bachaake chala raha tha.. Lekin itani chutiya gaadi koi nahi chala shakta haan jaan bujhke jarur chala shakta hai...Meri ye theory confirm hogayi Tab jab uss gaadi kaa back door open hua or saamne 3-4 masked bandey hath mein assault rifles liye baithtey they.. Fuckkkk.. Wohlog aim kar paatey usase pehle maine maari break ab Range Rover ki breaks legendary hain orr speed bhi jyada nahi thi toh gaadi wahin k wahin rukk gayi and iss wajah se piche se aarahi gaadi ne piche humaare andar thok di.. Unki speed bhi kam he thi toh humein bus jorr se jhatka laga..

Abeer - What the fuck are you doing?

Main-Niche hoja bhosdk saamne bandukk hain..

Abeer - Bawligand saamne koi bhi nahi hai..

Main-What the fuck are you talking about woh dekh woh toh raa. A. A. A.

Maine saamne dekha toh saamne literally durr durr takk koi gaadi nahi thi and fir bus mujhe kuch seconds he lage sabkuch realise karne mein.. Hallucinations.. Bhenchod.. Maine itana jorr se steering wheel Par mukka maara ki uska horn waala button takk tutt gaya..

Main-(Chilaake) Iski maa ki chutt bhenchod..

Itani derr mein pichli gaadi mein se 2 aadmi uttar k aaye ek k hath mein hockey stick thi ussne aatey he mere side waala door jhatke se kholna caaha but khulla nahi toh maine he door khol diya or door khulte he hockey stick ko maine front se piche jaatey dekha literally.. Uss bandey ne stick apne piche kar lee. Kyunki humein pehchaan gaya tha woh..

Aadmi1-Bbb.. Bhai. Aap theek toh ho??

Main-Yeah.. Main theek hun tumlog theek ho??

Aadmi 1-Ji..ji.. Ji.

Main-Sorry break stuck hogayi thi iski.. I am really sorry..

Aadmi1-Arrey koi baat naa bhai.. Its ok.. Koi naa.. Koi Baat he nahi hai..

Maine niche uttarke dekha toh unki alto thukk gayi thi piche kaafi damage tha aage..

Main-Abeer..

Abeer k pass 12000+ cash tha woh nikaala usne or unhe dene laga sathmein mere pass 9-10 hajaar they woh milaa diye..

Aadmi1-Arrey kya baat kar rahe ho bhai.. Aapki he gaadi hai..

Main-Tabhi toh paise main deraha hun lelechup chaap..

Aadmi 1-Bhai aapse paise kaise le shakta hun.. Naa bhai..

Main-Aise..

Ye bolke maine paise uski shirt ki jeb mein daal diye..

Main-Koi aajaaega jaane dey it's ok..

Aadmi1-Ji ji..sorry bhai..

Main-Lawde meri galati thi tu sorry kyun bol raha hai.. I am really sorry.. Take care..

Ye bolke main khudse range rover mein passenger side aake baith gaya Abeer driving seat par aaya..

Abeer-Bhosdk driver seat ki taraf dekhna bhi nahi.. Bawligand aadmi..What the fuck is wrong with you??

Main-Matt puch bhai.. Mujhe subah he samjh jaana caahiye tha subah main kitana thakk gaya tha paidal chal chalke uske baad fir pura din office mein nikal gaya or itana thakne k baad for real Hallucinations hotey he hain mujhe.. Fuck yaar.. Soch agar speeds jyaada hoti toh.. Obviously humaari gaadi kaa toh kya he hota unn bechaaro ki alto thi be for sure maare jaatey wohlog.. Fuck bhenchod unki kya galati hui bhalla isme.. No fucking way..

Abeer - It's ok.. Khudko Blame matt kar kuch hua thodi hai.. Tera dimag apne aap sambhaal leta issliye tension matt le.. It's fine.. Hota Hai..

Abeer ne mujhe acha feel karaane k liye kaha but mujhe pata tha ki i fucked up pretty bad there, agar speed jyaada hoti toh meri wajah se kai life's jaa shakti thi, this was bad very bad.. Main he chutiya hun jo maine drive ki gaadi.. Bhenchod.. Kuch bhi hojaae agle kuch din main hath takk naa lagaaunga steering ko... Fuck that shit.. Bhenchod masoom logon ki life k sath khel raha tha main.. Fuckkk bhenchod..

Main-Main drive nahi karne waala agle kuch din bhenchod kuch bhi hojaae caahe..

Abeer - Yeah.. Jabtak recover naa hojaata tabtak durr reh..

Humlog ghar pohanchey toh lunch aachuka tha humne lunch kiya..

Claire - Boss kuch call record hui hain jo sunana passand karoge aap.. Pargya k number par koi call nahi aaya hai but Yogesh ko kaafi calls aachuke hain, unmein se 2 important calls hain..

Main-Laa..

Maine headphones lagaaye..

Claire - Ye hai Yogesh or uske kissi bandey k bich, aapke college kand k baad ki..

Yogesh - Hello Birju.

Birju - Haanji bhai..

Yogesh - Kahaan hai maadarchod tu college mein kand hogaya koi londa Pargya k sath library mein baithke baatein kar raha tha..

Birju-Kk.k.kya??

Yogesh - Haan..

Birju - Toh saale k hath paon todd diye yaa nahi??

Yogesh - Nahi naa bhaag Gaya Maadarchod woh Navneet or uske 3 sathiyon ki haddiyaan toddke bhaaga saaala Maadarchod..

Birju -Akela??

Yogesh - Haan..

Birju - Akele ne 4 ko maara..

Yogesh - Arrey uss Navneet bawligand mein hai he kya?? Gaanjha pee pee k khatam hogaya hai woh waise he uske sathi hain koi bhi aira gaira maardega unhe toh.. Lekin mere hath naa laga maadarchod.. Ab bhenchod woh Vikrant ko bataaenge uske bandey toh maadarchod woh alag se dhamki dega..

Birju-Bolna dhund loge aap usko chinta ki koi baat nahi hai.. Main aaraha hun bus 20 minutes mein..

Yogesh - Maanega nahi woh..

Birju - Kon tha ye pata chala??

Yogesh - Naa.. Navneet wagairaah bataane laayak nahi hain or Pargya harr baar ki tarah bata nahi rahi..

Birju - Masoom hai bhai woh toh, Woh nahi chaahti ki humlog kissi ko maarein..

Yogesh - Haan haan.. Usase dhakke se bhi nahi puch shakta uss Vikrant bawligand ko pata chala naa ki maine Pargya ko dhamkaaya hai toh maar dalega woh mujhe..

Birju - Haan bhai. Chinta matt karo dhundlenge saale ko..

Yogesh - Haan Tu aaja jaldi mujhe aaj Delhi jaana hai kal shyaam takk waapsi ho paaegi tabtak tu dhyaan rakhna Pargya ka.. Main nikalunga Shyaam se pehle ..

Birju - Aap nikal jaana bhai main ghar aaraha hun..

Yogesh - Dhyaan rakhna uske Uppar koi paabandhi nahi hai jo woh caahegi woh karne dena koi londa aaye toh tu samjhdaar hai aage..

Birju - Haan haan samjh gaya bhai.. Aap befikar hoke jaao..

Call disconnected..

Ok yahaan se 2 baatein confirm hogayi first Woh Vikrant Mhatre he hai.. And woh Pargya k he piche hai so this makes it all a hell lot of interesting.. Ab daboch lunga Maadarchod ko main jaaega kahaan bhadwa..

Continued..

 

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Update-140(Hallucinations Continues) ​

Breakfast finish hua humaara..

Main-Humlog party office jaa aatey hain tabtak..


Abeer-Yep..


Main room mein aaya nahaake kapde change kiye kyunki ye bhenchod passene se bharr gaye they woh 3 Kilometres kaa chakkar kaatne se. Pankhein fatt gaye they bhenchod aaj toh.. Ek toh tabiyat dheeli uppar se khaali pait itana paidal chalna padda.. Ready hoke main or Abeer nikale party headoffice k liye.. Wahaan pohanchke dopehar takk kai kaam niptaaye logon ki problems suni humaare party workers ki bhi problem suni kaafi logon ne Yogesh ka mudda bhi uthaaya toh unhe kaha ki abhi thoda time nahi hai.. Baadmein dekhenge wahaan se free hue humlog dopehar 1:30 baje.. Office se bahaar aaye toh jaanwar andar he muttne gaya tha tabtak maine gaadi nikaal lee and jaanwar k aatey he humlog nikale..


Abeer - Woh paani waale issue kaa kya karega?? 1 maheene takk toh paani aa he nahi shakta bola hai Irrigation department waale Chief Engineer ne.. Agar abhi paani dediya toh safaai bichmein rukkegi repairs bichmein rukkenge and repairs naa hue toh canal tutt jaaegi or aisi taisi hojaaegi..

Main-20 din baad laa denge.. Baat kar uss lawde se bol Aaj news waalon ko bole ki 2 maheene takk paani nahi aa shakta.. And fir kal bolega ki 20 din mein paani aajaaega..

Abeer - Usase kya hoga??

Main - Usase ye hoga ki log sochenge bc 2 maheene orr paani naa aaega fuck ab kya hoga.. Hum toh AP se mille they kaash woh kuch kar dey.. Fir kal woh bolega ki 20 din baad paani aajaaega toh log sochenge oh AP ne karwa diya thankfully warna maare jaatey.. Ab seedha 1 maheene mein aaega bolega toh wohlog bolenge 10-15 din mein mangwaao or repair work itana rush nahi kar shaktey befaltu hazards hojaenge issliye 2 maheene bolke 20 din mein mangwadenge.. Samjha..

Abeer-Gajab..

Abeer aage bhi kuch bola lekin maine dhyan nahi diya as mera saara dhyaan mere saamne waali gaadi par tha kyunki saamne waala maadarchod bahot chutiya tarah se gaadi chala raha tha or single lane road tha toh main usase bachaake chala raha tha.. Lekin itani chutiya gaadi koi nahi chala shakta haan jaan bujhke jarur chala shakta hai...Meri ye theory confirm hogayi Tab jab uss gaadi kaa back door open hua or saamne 3-4 masked bandey hath mein assault rifles liye baithtey they.. Fuckkkk.. Wohlog aim kar paatey usase pehle maine maari break ab Range Rover ki breaks legendary hain orr speed bhi jyada nahi thi toh gaadi wahin k wahin rukk gayi and iss wajah se piche se aarahi gaadi ne piche humaare andar thok di.. Unki speed bhi kam he thi toh humein bus jorr se jhatka laga..

Abeer - What the fuck are you doing?

Main-Niche hoja bhosdk saamne bandukk hain..

Abeer - Bawligand saamne koi bhi nahi hai..

Main-What the fuck are you talking about woh dekh woh toh raa. A. A. A.

Maine saamne dekha toh saamne literally durr durr takk koi gaadi nahi thi and fir bus mujhe kuch seconds he lage sabkuch realise karne mein.. Hallucinations.. Bhenchod.. Maine itana jorr se steering wheel Par mukka maara ki uska horn waala button takk tutt gaya..

Main-(Chilaake) Iski maa ki chutt bhenchod..

Itani derr mein pichli gaadi mein se 2 aadmi uttar k aaye ek k hath mein hockey stick thi ussne aatey he mere side waala door jhatke se kholna caaha but khulla nahi toh maine he door khol diya or door khulte he hockey stick ko maine front se piche jaatey dekha literally.. Uss bandey ne stick apne piche kar lee. Kyunki humein pehchaan gaya tha woh..

Aadmi1-Bbb.. Bhai. Aap theek toh ho??

Main-Yeah.. Main theek hun tumlog theek ho??

Aadmi 1-Ji..ji.. Ji.

Main-Sorry break stuck hogayi thi iski.. I am really sorry..

Aadmi1-Arrey koi baat naa bhai.. Its ok.. Koi naa.. Koi Baat he nahi hai..

Maine niche uttarke dekha toh unki alto thukk gayi thi piche kaafi damage tha aage..

Main-Abeer..

Abeer k pass 12000+ cash tha woh nikaala usne or unhe dene laga sathmein mere pass 9-10 hajaar they woh milaa diye..

Aadmi1-Arrey kya baat kar rahe ho bhai.. Aapki he gaadi hai..

Main-Tabhi toh paise main deraha hun lelechup chaap..

Aadmi 1-Bhai aapse paise kaise le shakta hun.. Naa bhai..

Main-Aise..

Ye bolke maine paise uski shirt ki jeb mein daal diye..

Main-Koi aajaaega jaane dey it's ok..

Aadmi1-Ji ji..sorry bhai..

Main-Lawde meri galati thi tu sorry kyun bol raha hai.. I am really sorry.. Take care..

Ye bolke main khudse range rover mein passenger side aake baith gaya Abeer driving seat par aaya..

Abeer-Bhosdk driver seat ki taraf dekhna bhi nahi.. Bawligand aadmi..What the fuck is wrong with you??

Main-Matt puch bhai.. Mujhe subah he samjh jaana caahiye tha subah main kitana thakk gaya tha paidal chal chalke uske baad fir pura din office mein nikal gaya or itana thakne k baad for real Hallucinations hotey he hain mujhe.. Fuck yaar.. Soch agar speeds jyaada hoti toh.. Obviously humaari gaadi kaa toh kya he hota unn bechaaro ki alto thi be for sure maare jaatey wohlog.. Fuck bhenchod unki kya galati hui bhalla isme.. No fucking way..

Abeer - It's ok.. Khudko Blame matt kar kuch hua thodi hai.. Tera dimag apne aap sambhaal leta issliye tension matt le.. It's fine.. Hota Hai..

Abeer ne mujhe acha feel karaane k liye kaha but mujhe pata tha ki i fucked up pretty bad there, agar speed jyaada hoti toh meri wajah se kai life's jaa shakti thi, this was bad very bad.. Main he chutiya hun jo maine drive ki gaadi.. Bhenchod.. Kuch bhi hojaae agle kuch din main hath takk naa lagaaunga steering ko... Fuck that shit.. Bhenchod masoom logon ki life k sath khel raha tha main.. Fuckkk bhenchod..

Main-Main drive nahi karne waala agle kuch din bhenchod kuch bhi hojaae caahe..

Abeer - Yeah.. Jabtak recover naa hojaata tabtak durr reh..

Humlog ghar pohanchey toh lunch aachuka tha humne lunch kiya..

Claire - Boss kuch call record hui hain jo sunana passand karoge aap.. Pargya k number par koi call nahi aaya hai but Yogesh ko kaafi calls aachuke hain, unmein se 2 important calls hain..

Main-Laa..

Maine headphones lagaaye..

Claire - Ye hai Yogesh or uske kissi bandey k bich, aapke college kand k baad ki..

Yogesh - Hello Birju.

Birju - Haanji bhai..

Yogesh - Kahaan hai maadarchod tu college mein kand hogaya koi londa Pargya k sath library mein baithke baatein kar raha tha..

Birju-Kk.k.kya??

Yogesh - Haan..

Birju - Toh saale k hath paon todd diye yaa nahi??

Yogesh - Nahi naa bhaag Gaya Maadarchod woh Navneet or uske 3 sathiyon ki haddiyaan toddke bhaaga saaala Maadarchod..

Birju -Akela??

Yogesh - Haan..

Birju - Akele ne 4 ko maara..

Yogesh - Arrey uss Navneet bawligand mein hai he kya?? Gaanjha pee pee k khatam hogaya hai woh waise he uske sathi hain koi bhi aira gaira maardega unhe toh.. Lekin mere hath naa laga maadarchod.. Ab bhenchod woh Vikrant ko bataaenge uske bandey toh maadarchod woh alag se dhamki dega..

Birju-Bolna dhund loge aap usko chinta ki koi baat nahi hai.. Main aaraha hun bus 20 minutes mein..

Yogesh - Maanega nahi woh..

Birju - Kon tha ye pata chala??

Yogesh - Naa.. Navneet wagairaah bataane laayak nahi hain or Pargya harr baar ki tarah bata nahi rahi..

Birju - Masoom hai bhai woh toh, Woh nahi chaahti ki humlog kissi ko maarein..

Yogesh - Haan haan.. Usase dhakke se bhi nahi puch shakta uss Vikrant bawligand ko pata chala naa ki maine Pargya ko dhamkaaya hai toh maar dalega woh mujhe..

Birju - Haan bhai. Chinta matt karo dhundlenge saale ko..

Yogesh - Haan Tu aaja jaldi mujhe aaj Delhi jaana hai kal shyaam takk waapsi ho paaegi tabtak tu dhyaan rakhna Pargya ka.. Main nikalunga Shyaam se pehle ..

Birju - Aap nikal jaana bhai main ghar aaraha hun..

Yogesh - Dhyaan rakhna uske Uppar koi paabandhi nahi hai jo woh caahegi woh karne dena koi londa aaye toh tu samjhdaar hai aage..

Birju - Haan haan samjh gaya bhai.. Aap befikar hoke jaao..

Call disconnected..

Ok yahaan se 2 baatein confirm hogayi first Woh Vikrant Mhatre he hai.. And woh Pargya k he piche hai so this makes it all a hell lot of interesting.. Ab daboch lunga Maadarchod ko main jaaega kahaan bhadwa..

Continued..

Firse Hallucination chalu ho gaye chalo ab Vikrant aur Yogesh jyada dur nahi hai