Update-140(Hallucinations Continues)
Breakfast finish hua humaara..
Main-Humlog party office jaa aatey hain tabtak..
Abeer-Yep..
Main room mein aaya nahaake kapde change kiye kyunki ye bhenchod passene se bharr gaye they woh 3 Kilometres kaa chakkar kaatne se. Pankhein fatt gaye they bhenchod aaj toh.. Ek toh tabiyat dheeli uppar se khaali pait itana paidal chalna padda.. Ready hoke main or Abeer nikale party headoffice k liye.. Wahaan pohanchke dopehar takk kai kaam niptaaye logon ki problems suni humaare party workers ki bhi problem suni kaafi logon ne Yogesh ka mudda bhi uthaaya toh unhe kaha ki abhi thoda time nahi hai.. Baadmein dekhenge wahaan se free hue humlog dopehar 1:30 baje.. Office se bahaar aaye toh jaanwar andar he muttne gaya tha tabtak maine gaadi nikaal lee and jaanwar k aatey he humlog nikale..
Abeer - Woh paani waale issue kaa kya karega?? 1 maheene takk toh paani aa he nahi shakta bola hai Irrigation department waale Chief Engineer ne.. Agar abhi paani dediya toh safaai bichmein rukkegi repairs bichmein rukkenge and repairs naa hue toh canal tutt jaaegi or aisi taisi hojaaegi..
Main-20 din baad laa denge.. Baat kar uss lawde se bol Aaj news waalon ko bole ki 2 maheene takk paani nahi aa shakta.. And fir kal bolega ki 20 din mein paani aajaaega..
Abeer - Usase kya hoga??
Main - Usase ye hoga ki log sochenge bc 2 maheene orr paani naa aaega fuck ab kya hoga.. Hum toh AP se mille they kaash woh kuch kar dey.. Fir kal woh bolega ki 20 din baad paani aajaaega toh log sochenge oh AP ne karwa diya thankfully warna maare jaatey.. Ab seedha 1 maheene mein aaega bolega toh wohlog bolenge 10-15 din mein mangwaao or repair work itana rush nahi kar shaktey befaltu hazards hojaenge issliye 2 maheene bolke 20 din mein mangwadenge.. Samjha..
Abeer-Gajab..
Abeer aage bhi kuch bola lekin maine dhyan nahi diya as mera saara dhyaan mere saamne waali gaadi par tha kyunki saamne waala maadarchod bahot chutiya tarah se gaadi chala raha tha or single lane road tha toh main usase bachaake chala raha tha.. Lekin itani chutiya gaadi koi nahi chala shakta haan jaan bujhke jarur chala shakta hai...Meri ye theory confirm hogayi Tab jab uss gaadi kaa back door open hua or saamne 3-4 masked bandey hath mein assault rifles liye baithtey they.. Fuckkkk.. Wohlog aim kar paatey usase pehle maine maari break ab Range Rover ki breaks legendary hain orr speed bhi jyada nahi thi toh gaadi wahin k wahin rukk gayi and iss wajah se piche se aarahi gaadi ne piche humaare andar thok di.. Unki speed bhi kam he thi toh humein bus jorr se jhatka laga..
Abeer - What the fuck are you doing?
Main-Niche hoja bhosdk saamne bandukk hain..
Abeer - Bawligand saamne koi bhi nahi hai..
Main-What the fuck are you talking about woh dekh woh toh raa. A. A. A.
Maine saamne dekha toh saamne literally durr durr takk koi gaadi nahi thi and fir bus mujhe kuch seconds he lage sabkuch realise karne mein.. Hallucinations.. Bhenchod.. Maine itana jorr se steering wheel Par mukka maara ki uska horn waala button takk tutt gaya..
Main-(Chilaake) Iski maa ki chutt bhenchod..
Itani derr mein pichli gaadi mein se 2 aadmi uttar k aaye ek k hath mein hockey stick thi ussne aatey he mere side waala door jhatke se kholna caaha but khulla nahi toh maine he door khol diya or door khulte he hockey stick ko maine front se piche jaatey dekha literally.. Uss bandey ne stick apne piche kar lee. Kyunki humein pehchaan gaya tha woh..
Aadmi1-Bbb.. Bhai. Aap theek toh ho??
Main-Yeah.. Main theek hun tumlog theek ho??
Aadmi 1-Ji..ji.. Ji.
Main-Sorry break stuck hogayi thi iski.. I am really sorry..
Aadmi1-Arrey koi baat naa bhai.. Its ok.. Koi naa.. Koi Baat he nahi hai..
Maine niche uttarke dekha toh unki alto thukk gayi thi piche kaafi damage tha aage..
Main-Abeer..
Abeer k pass 12000+ cash tha woh nikaala usne or unhe dene laga sathmein mere pass 9-10 hajaar they woh milaa diye..
Aadmi1-Arrey kya baat kar rahe ho bhai.. Aapki he gaadi hai..
Main-Tabhi toh paise main deraha hun lelechup chaap..
Aadmi 1-Bhai aapse paise kaise le shakta hun.. Naa bhai..
Main-Aise..
Ye bolke maine paise uski shirt ki jeb mein daal diye..
Main-Koi aajaaega jaane dey it's ok..
Aadmi1-Ji ji..sorry bhai..
Main-Lawde meri galati thi tu sorry kyun bol raha hai.. I am really sorry.. Take care..
Ye bolke main khudse range rover mein passenger side aake baith gaya Abeer driving seat par aaya..
Abeer-Bhosdk driver seat ki taraf dekhna bhi nahi.. Bawligand aadmi..What the fuck is wrong with you??
Main-Matt puch bhai.. Mujhe subah he samjh jaana caahiye tha subah main kitana thakk gaya tha paidal chal chalke uske baad fir pura din office mein nikal gaya or itana thakne k baad for real Hallucinations hotey he hain mujhe.. Fuck yaar.. Soch agar speeds jyaada hoti toh.. Obviously humaari gaadi kaa toh kya he hota unn bechaaro ki alto thi be for sure maare jaatey wohlog.. Fuck bhenchod unki kya galati hui bhalla isme.. No fucking way..
Abeer - It's ok.. Khudko Blame matt kar kuch hua thodi hai.. Tera dimag apne aap sambhaal leta issliye tension matt le.. It's fine.. Hota Hai..
Abeer ne mujhe acha feel karaane k liye kaha but mujhe pata tha ki i fucked up pretty bad there, agar speed jyaada hoti toh meri wajah se kai life's jaa shakti thi, this was bad very bad.. Main he chutiya hun jo maine drive ki gaadi.. Bhenchod.. Kuch bhi hojaae agle kuch din main hath takk naa lagaaunga steering ko... Fuck that shit.. Bhenchod masoom logon ki life k sath khel raha tha main.. Fuckkk bhenchod..
Main-Main drive nahi karne waala agle kuch din bhenchod kuch bhi hojaae caahe..
Abeer - Yeah.. Jabtak recover naa hojaata tabtak durr reh..
Humlog ghar pohanchey toh lunch aachuka tha humne lunch kiya..
Claire - Boss kuch call record hui hain jo sunana passand karoge aap.. Pargya k number par koi call nahi aaya hai but Yogesh ko kaafi calls aachuke hain, unmein se 2 important calls hain..
Main-Laa..
Maine headphones lagaaye..
Claire - Ye hai Yogesh or uske kissi bandey k bich, aapke college kand k baad ki..
Yogesh - Hello Birju.
Birju - Haanji bhai..
Yogesh - Kahaan hai maadarchod tu college mein kand hogaya koi londa Pargya k sath library mein baithke baatein kar raha tha..
Birju-Kk.k.kya??
Yogesh - Haan..
Birju - Toh saale k hath paon todd diye yaa nahi??
Yogesh - Nahi naa bhaag Gaya Maadarchod woh Navneet or uske 3 sathiyon ki haddiyaan toddke bhaaga saaala Maadarchod..
Birju -Akela??
Yogesh - Haan..
Birju - Akele ne 4 ko maara..
Yogesh - Arrey uss Navneet bawligand mein hai he kya?? Gaanjha pee pee k khatam hogaya hai woh waise he uske sathi hain koi bhi aira gaira maardega unhe toh.. Lekin mere hath naa laga maadarchod.. Ab bhenchod woh Vikrant ko bataaenge uske bandey toh maadarchod woh alag se dhamki dega..
Birju-Bolna dhund loge aap usko chinta ki koi baat nahi hai.. Main aaraha hun bus 20 minutes mein..
Yogesh - Maanega nahi woh..
Birju - Kon tha ye pata chala??
Yogesh - Naa.. Navneet wagairaah bataane laayak nahi hain or Pargya harr baar ki tarah bata nahi rahi..
Birju - Masoom hai bhai woh toh, Woh nahi chaahti ki humlog kissi ko maarein..
Yogesh - Haan haan.. Usase dhakke se bhi nahi puch shakta uss Vikrant bawligand ko pata chala naa ki maine Pargya ko dhamkaaya hai toh maar dalega woh mujhe..
Birju - Haan bhai. Chinta matt karo dhundlenge saale ko..
Yogesh - Haan Tu aaja jaldi mujhe aaj Delhi jaana hai kal shyaam takk waapsi ho paaegi tabtak tu dhyaan rakhna Pargya ka.. Main nikalunga Shyaam se pehle ..
Birju - Aap nikal jaana bhai main ghar aaraha hun..
Yogesh - Dhyaan rakhna uske Uppar koi paabandhi nahi hai jo woh caahegi woh karne dena koi londa aaye toh tu samjhdaar hai aage..
Birju - Haan haan samjh gaya bhai.. Aap befikar hoke jaao..
Call disconnected..
Ok yahaan se 2 baatein confirm hogayi first Woh Vikrant Mhatre he hai.. And woh Pargya k he piche hai so this makes it all a hell lot of interesting.. Ab daboch lunga Maadarchod ko main jaaega kahaan bhadwa..
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