Update-142(Escaped Again)
Main andar enter hua shop k toh bahot bada showroom tha Pargya ek corner mein ek changing room k saamne khaddi thi as uski friend andar dresses check kar rahi thi..
Main-Bola tha naa mere sapne humessa pure hotey hain.
Pargya - Oh god... Darra diya.. What are you doing here?? Are you stalking me??
Main-Nahi.. Not at all.. Actually maine tumhe dekha yahaan toh call kiya warna main raatko call karta..
Pargya - You know what tum bahot maar khaane waale ho or ab main bachaaungi bhi nahi tumhe..
Main-Ab? Subah kab bacha liya tha??
Pargya - Atleast i tried..
Main-True. Toh chalein date par?
Pargya - Kyun?? Tum ho kon?? Or ye mask kyun pehna hai..
Main - I am allergic to smoke and dirt .. Thoda bimar chal raha hun issliye..
Pargya - Dekho i know tum ek bahot ache ladke hoge but please trust me ye sab mere liye nahi hai..
Main-Kyun??
Pargya - Because i can't.. Mere bhai..
Main-Arrey bhaad mein gaya Tumhaara bhai.. Bhai bhai bhai..
Pargya - Woh haddiyaan tod dega tumhari..
Main-Aji Haan..
Pargya - Main tumhaare sath kahin nahi jaane waali...
"Woh raha saala"
Maine piche muddke dekha toh 4 bandey andar enter hue saare chutiya jaisi shakal k but hattey kattey they sab.. Ab waise toh main unko easily fod shakta tha like bahot jyaada easily lekin fir poll khull jaati ki bhenchod aisa kon aagaya jo 4 hattey kattey bando ko akela maar gaya.. Issliye bhaagna better option tha.
Pargya - Dekha.. Maine kaha tha naa. Why are you doing this?? Ab befaltu maar khaaoge.
Main - Don't worry about it.. Kal phone karunga utha jarur lena..
Ye bolke maine ek kapdo se bharra hanger unki taraf fainka or unke side waali lane se bahaar bhaaga wohlog mere piche bhaage ab obviously mere pass abhi jyaada speed and stamina nahi they kyunki main bhaari bimar chal raha tha lekin still main unse tejj tha main seedha gaadi ki taraf bhaaga.. Ab bheed bhi itani thi ki bhaagna bahot hard horaha tha or un 4 mein se ek londa baaki se jyaada tejj tha and mujhe realise he naa hua woh lawda kab mere just piche aagaya or usne maara ek danda mereko.. Usne aim mere head kaa kiya tha but speed ki wajah se uska danda laga meri shoulder par bhenchod bhayanak laga, sir mein lagta toh pakka stitches lagtey.. Ab danda lagne se main aage munh k ball girra bhenchod hath chill gaye maadarchod.. Main jhatt se uth bhi gaya or woh banda doobara maarta usase pehle maine uska danda apne dono hathon se pakkada or usko jhatke se apni taraf khinchke apna sir uske munh par de maara woh bechara chakkar khaate hue niche girra or main fir bhaaga, baaki 3 se tej tha main or unse pehle gaadi takk pohancha jo already started thi and mere baithatey he Claire nikaal legayi gaadi wahaan se..
Main-Fuck..
Claire - Lol.. Almost pakkade gaye they boss..
Main-Almost.. But i am still better.. Remember that..
Humlog ghar pohanchey maine kapde change kiye again as girrne se kapde kharaab hogaye they hath bhi chill gaye they unpe thoda oil lagaya and shoulder par malish karwaai Ami se..
Claire - Boss phone hai..
Main-Kiska??
Claire - Apki girlfriend kaa..
Main-What?Isko kyaa caahiye bc..
Maine phone uthaaya..
Main - Look who decided to call back.. It's you..
Pargya - Don't get to excited maine bus ye puchne k liye call kiya ki tum bach gaye yaa nahi..
Main-Oh matlab chinta toh hai aapko bhi meri..
Pargya - Shut up..
Main-Arrey Kamaal kartey ho yaar.. Ok bolo date par kab chalna hai??
Pargya - I am hanging up..
Call disconnected..
Bhenchod ye toh kuch jyada he serious legayi ab maine doobara call nahi kiya usko because woh feelings develope karne lagi thi mere liye and main kissi ki feelings k sath nahi khelna caah raha tha not at all, yaad tha mujhe bc uss Sheetal k case mein kya hua tha fuck that..Nope..
Khair raat hui toh kal ki ek bottle bachi thi and main baitha Abeer Ami ne mana kardiya toh main or Claire baithi mood Claire kaa bhi naa tha but usne mujhe company dene k liye haan kahi.. Maine suruwaat ki and as usual limit mein leke apna dinner kiya and mast sogaya. Bhenchod bhagwan kare aise ilaaj ki jarurat sabko padde.. Maja aagaya..again no sapne no hallucinations ekdum sweet nind aai haan thoda headache tha subah aaj but fresh hua nahaaya tabtak woh automatically chala gaya.. love it.
Uske baad main bahaar aaya toh Abeer breakfast lene gaya tha Ami or Claire wahin thi..
Main-Chang aaya??
Claire - Yeah.. Subah aaya tha i think.. He is sleeping..
Main - Good..
Jaanwar aaya breakfast leke and humlog baithtey breakfast k liye breakfast kartey time he darwaaja knock hua.. Ami uthke gayi usne darwaaja khola toh 6-7 police waale apni pistol rifle taane hue andar kuddtey hue enter hue ekdum CID style..
"Police Hath Uppar"
"Koi hillega nahi apni jagah se"
"A tumlog bhi.. Tu... Ttutut.. Ttututuu." Bhai aap..
Woh Sub inspector ne jaise he mujhe dekha toh woh wahin rukka..
Main-Kya be bhosdk goli maardega kya banduk hata bawligand..
Usne bandukk niche karke salute maara..
Main-Ye kya tha be??
Sub Inspector - W. W. W. Wohw.. Woh.. Bhai.. Woh actually ek gaadi chori hui thi kal shyaam ko Apne inspector sahaab k saale ki or woh gaadi aapke ghar k saamne khaddi hai bhai.. Humein khabbar milli toh bhai aagaye..
Main-Gaadi?? Bahaar??
Chang.. Bawligand Chang.. Fucking bitch..
Main-Toh bhosdk aise he munh uthaake kahin bhi chale aaoge pehle pata kiya karo naa.. Yahaan 10-12 ghar hain toh mera he ghar milla tumhe..
Maine ulta usko he daanta apni galati chipaane k liye..
SI-Soss. R. Sorry bhai..
Main-Kya sorry.. Bhosdk.. Bandukk leke aise he ghuss jaaega.. Saalo saari chowki ko suspend kardunga.. Kon bawligand inspector hai ye.. Naam bata saale ka..
Si-Arrey...koi naa bhai.. I am sorry.. Meri galati hai.. Mujhe nahi maalum tha bhai aapka ghar hai warna main toh sochta bhi nahi.. Koi yahaan chhod gaya hoga bhai gaadi toh humein laga..
Main-Its ok..
Si-Bhaari galati hogayi bhai.. Maaf kardijiyega.. Doobara moka nahi denge..
Main-Haao..
SI-Aap chinta matt karo bhai main Asli chorr ko dhund lunga harr jagah cctv hain yahaan.. Nikalwaata hun footage..
Main-Sun CID k Pardhyuman Singh.. Gaadi milli naa?? Isko chup chaap uthaake leke jao jiski hai usko do or waapis apne kaam mein lag jaao.. Jo FIR hai usko faaddke.. Samjhe?? Agar investigation ki or isme mera naam aaya ki mere ghar k saamne khaddi thi gaadi toh fir mujhe toh jaantey he ho tumlog bhagwan kasam aisi film banaaunga ki dekhtey time bhi rona aaega... Issliye sab bhool jaao.
SI-Konsi gaadi bhai?? Konsi FIR ?? Humein toh pata he nahi hai gaadi kaa bhai.. Hum toh aapse aashirwad lene aaye they..
Main-Shabbas.. Aise he bhool jaane kaa..
SI-Bhool gaye bhai..
Main-Nikalo..
SI ne mere pair chune ki koshish ki toh maine bichmein roka and wohlog nikale wahaan se..
Abeer-Chang chutiya hogaya hai kya..
Main-Uthaake laa lawde ko..
Claire Chang ko uthaake laai..
Main-Bawligand chori ki gaadi yahin leke aani jaruri thi.. Bakchod subah subah bhenchod gand marwa deta..
Chang - Sorry boss late aaya tha or mujhe thodi pata tha kissi vip ki gaadi hai but mujhe pata he tha ki pakkadi bhi gayi toh bhi aapko bhalla kon kya karlega..
Main-Chutiya..
Chang - But don't worry khabar aisi laaya hun ki saara gussa aapka durr hojaaega..
Main - Aisa kya be?? Shabbas..
Continued..