Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Sweetkaran]

Update-173(Nepal??)​

So ok Chang or Claire Woh dono bhai behan ko dhund rahe hain jo mere piche paddey they and mere pass karne ko kuch hai nahi so how about main haweli jaake waapis so jaaun.. Good idea.. So maine gaadi start ki and start ki he thi ki mujhe mirror mein piche dikha ek londa or uss londey ko main dekhtey he pehchaan gaya ye wahi tha jo mera picha kar raha tha.. Jab gaadi aage naa badhi toh woh bhi samjh gaya ki maine usse notice kar liya hai issliye woh ek baar toh Aahista se nikala and then jab main gaadi se uttara or uske piche bhaaga toh woh mere aage bhaaga..

Hum dono k bich muskill se 30-40 meters kaa gap tha but tej tha woh bhi but obviously mujhse tej nahi.. Woh bheed ko cheertey hue bhaag raha tha or main uske piche bhaag raha tha.. Then woh market se hattke side mein bhaaga or jaise he usse khaali maidaan milla bhaagne ko uski speed or jyaada increase hogayi so mujhe bhi gand faad bhaagna padda, road se woh ek basti k through bhaaga and woh choti c basti cross kartey - 2 woh bhi slow hone laga tha obviously uska stamina jawaab dene laga tha or ab tha time usko pakkadne ka kyunki mera stamina abhi bahot bacha tha.. Wahaan se woh industrial area side mudda and ek factory ki bahot unchi deewar bc jhatt se chadd gaya woh karne mein mujhe thoda time laga toh usne again gap bana liya tha main dusari side kudda and ab bhaaga main full speed.. Ye koi abandoned factory thi jahaan bhenchod 2-3 feet uncha toh ghaas ugga hua tha factory bahot jyaada lambi thi or dusari diwar takk pohanchney se pehle mujhe usse pakkadna tha warna woh fir gap bana jaaega issliye main bhaari speed se bhaaga and uske close he hota gaya ab woh piche dekh - 2 k bhaagne laga kyunki obviously main uske close aaraha tha toh uski fatti usne apna bacha kuch dum lagaaya lekin mujhse tej still nahi tha woh usne bhaag k deewar chaddni caahi lekin jaise he woh deewar par latka maine piche se usko khainch ke niche giraya..

Main-Kyun..kyun re maadarchod Marathon bhaagne aaya hai yahaan..

Woh niche padda - 2 kutte ki tarah haanfne laga..

Aadmi-H... H. H. H. How are yo....you not even tired yet ??

Main-Main itana or bhaag lun bhosdk... Uth..

Aadmi - What?? I don't know that much hindi..

Main-Tujhe hindi nahi aati bhenchod?

"Yeah But Mujhe aati hai"

Ye sun main piche mudda toh piche woh ladki thi iski badi behan kya naam tha iska "Mia". Yes Mia uske hath mein ek pistol thi jo usne mere uppar taan rakhi thi...

Main - Oh ho ho.. Nice plan by the way..

Mia-Yeah.. Ab don't do anything stupid.. Hands up.. And idhar chalo.. Move.. There..

Ye sunke main uske aage aage chal padda factory ki side uska bhai bhi haanftey-2 utha or humaare piche aane laga.. Wohlog mujhe leke thoda factory ki building k andar aaye jisase bahaar se na dikhun main kissi ko hum 5-7 stairs chaddke factory k ground floor par aaye jo bahaar ghaad se 5-7 feet uncha tha

Main - Yeah so what's up.. Why are you guys following me? Kya caahiye..?

Mia-Sawaal humlog karenge.. Gun mere pass hai..

Main-Yeah but gun use nahi kar shakti naa tum.

Mia-Or woh kyun?

Main-You can't kill me..

Mia-Haahaha.. Main kyun nahi maar shakti tumhe?

Main-Mujhe nahi maar shakti tum kyunki main Merch.. Ek second tumhe nahi pata main kon hun??

Mia-Yeah we know Ankit Singh aka AP one of the most powerful people in north India.. Dont worry we know everything..

Main-What the fuck..?

Matlab inhe nahi pata main Merchant of Death hun.. Toh bhenchod ye mujhe follow kyun kar rahe hain ye toh underworld se haina toh ye AP ko kyun follow kar rahe hain??

Bhosdk mujhse kya puch raha hai inse puch. Or ab jyaada cool naa ban bhosdk inhe nahi pata tu MOD hai toh kya pata bhenchod thok dein tujhe..

Mia-Hello you there??

Main-Yeah.. So pucho kya sawaal hain??

Mia-Aajse exactly 7 din Pehle tum kahaan they?

Main-What the fuck kind of question is that mujhe ye yaad nahi kal kahaan tha main..

Mia-Kal Tum Rohtak they Then Noida they then waapis yahaan..

Main-Waah.. Toh fir 7 din Pehle ka bhi bata dey kahaan tha..

Mia - Tum Pokhara Nepal mein they..

Main-Hell no.. What the fuck.. Main India se bahaar naa gaya hun itane din se..

Mia - Juth matt bolo..

Oye 1.0 bhosdk tu Nepal jaake aaya?? Naa not possible bhenchod itana durr jaane kaa kuch toh yaad hota mujhe atleast..

Mia-Hey.. Main puch rahi hun kuch..

Main-Dekho madam main North India se bahaar takk nahi gaya hun itane din se..

Mia-Wrong.. Tum Pokhara gaye they wahaan tumne 3 logon ka murder kiya hai..

Main-What.. What the fuck are you talking about? Maine?? Hell no. Maine kissi ko nahi maara.. Pokhara mein toh nahi atleast.

Mia-Tumhe ye majaak lag raha hai? I'll shoot you..

Main-Wait. Wait thoda elaborate karo pehle toh because I promise maine kissi ko nahi maara wahaan.. Hua kya hai??

Mia-Sawaal main puchungi maine kya kaha tha??

Ye sunke woh londa aage badha or usne mujhe punch maara pait mein jo mere liye unexpected tha punch pait mein laga..

Main-What the fuck?? Bhenchod..

Main uski taraf badha.

Mia-Hey Get back..

Ye bolke woh mere or apne bhai k bichmein aane lagi orr iss bich maine dono hathon se uski gun uske hath se nikaal lee or ek kick di uske bhai ko jo uske pait mein lagi or woh piche jaake girra and maine gun taani uss ladki k uppar..Unka munh khulla kaa khulla reh gaya kyunki ye sab itana jaldi hua..

Main - Bhenchod mujhe maarega tu?? Tu hai kon bhosdk..

Mia-Put the gun down, tum jaante nahi ho humein..

Main-I don't give a fuck tumlog kon ho I'll kill you.. Literally.. Mera picha kar rahe ho toh ye toh samjh he gaye hoge ki i kill people for a living toh tum 2 ko maarne mein mujhe koi bhi dikkat nahi hai abhi k abhi thok dunga.. Like abhi k abhi or naa mujhe koi puchne waala hai or naa koi orr.. Issliye ab sawaal main puchunga or pehle galat jawaab par ye tera bhai jaaega dusare par tu.. Pehla sawaal, Mere piche kyun lage ho tumlog?

Mia - Kyunki tumne 3 logon ka murder kiya hai.

Main-Bhenchod.. Fir wahi baat.. Maine kissi ko nahi maara Nepal mein..

Continued..

Marvelous awesome fabulous update bro

 

[Sweetkaran]

Update-174(What Just Happened?) ​

Mia-Humlog tumhaare piche issliye hain kyunki tumne Pokhara mein 3 logon kaa murder kiya hai or woh 3 log bahot he important they kissi k liye unhone humein bheja hai yahaan yahi pata karne ki tumne ye kyun kiya.. Issliye keval humein jawaab do ki tumne ye kyun kiya or hum tumhe kabhi nahi najar aaenge..

Main- Well first toh maine kissi ko nahi maara wahaan secondly rahi baat tumhaare najar aane ki toh main tum dono ko abhi goli maardunga toh tumlog mujhe still kabhi najar aaoge..

Mia-Trust me tum humein nahi maarna caahoge.. Humaare piche bahot powerful log hain..

Main-Well first of main kissi ko bhi maar shakta hun..

Mia-Yahaan tum kissi ko bhi maar shaktey ho lekin jahaan se hum hain wahaan tum kissi ko nahi maar shaktey..

Main-Well for your kind information main kissi ko bhi kahin bhi kabhi bhi maar shakta hun.. Now dusara sawaal tumhe kisne bola ki unn 3 logon ko maine maara or kisne tumhe mere piche bheja..

Mia-Ye nahi bata shaktey hum tumhe..

Main-Well fir toh i am sorry kyunki mujhe tumhe maarna hoga..

"Tumhe Sorry hone ki jarurat nahi hai isse hum maar denge"

Ye sun main piche mudda toh mere piche Woh Phan Cartel kaa Captain khadda tha jisko maine jinda chhoda tha uske sath 8 members or they .Uss Captain k hath mein ek pistol thi jo usne mere uppar taan rakhi thi.. So ab meri gun uske Uppar thi or uski gun mere uppar.. Or idhar Un dono bhai behan ne toh maano bhoot dekhliya ho aisi gand fatt gayi thi unki..

Main-Areey bhenchod issliye thodi jinda chhoda tha tujhe ki itana jaldi badla lene aajaana apna.. Or bhenchod tumlog kabse guns use karne lage be..

Captain -Aaj Hum yahaan tumhaare liye nahi aae hain AP hum yahaan in dono k liye aaye hain.. Maine bola tha naa ki tumse pehle yelog ko hum khud maarna caahtey hain so yeah tumhaare piche doobara bandey bhejne ki permission nahi milli mujhe but jab maine bataya ki ye dono tumhare piche hain or wahin hain toh unhone bina soche agents bhejdiye kyunki we want them captured and now thankfully humlog tumhe maarke apna badla bhi pura kar shaktey hain and then inko pakkadke humaari court mein bhi le jaaenge..

Main-Bhosdk pehle toh tujhe goli maarunga main then in sabko.. Tumlog mujhe nahi hara shaktey samjha nahi tha kya?

Captain - We are better then the people you killed..

Main-But I'm better. Sun mast option deta hun.. Mujhe mera sawaal puchne dey inse then tu inko apne court mein lejaa shakta hai.. Bindaas jaa..

Captain - Well i like that idea.. Go ahead..

Mia-Hold a second..

Main-Darling tere pass toh koi option he nahi hai bolne kaa tu kaahe bol rahi hai?

Mia-Humein Court jaane k baad bhi marrna he hai or yahaan bhi marrna he hai toh hum kyun help karein tumhari..

Main-Hmm.. Interesting.. Very interesting.. Dekh bhai Captain baat toh iski bhi theek hai bbb...

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle uss ladki ne mujhe piche se dhakka diya or wohlog andar ki side niche ko kudde or bhaag gaye.. Main girra nahi niche or meri gun still Captain k uppar thi..

Captain - Shit..

Usne apne logon ko kuch bola apni he language mein or wohlog unke piche bhaage sab bus woh captain bacha mere saamne..

Main - Bhenchod gand maardi mere plan ki bhosdk.. Itani durr picha kiya tha maine iska..

Captain - Don't worry we will catch them..But you won't see them again..

Main-Well abhi toh tumlog nahi pakkad shaktey unko.. Maine dekha hai kya tej bhaagte hain ye maadarchod then obviously ye location jaantey hain wohlog and tumhaare log nahi so yeah you can't catch them.. Tumse pehle main pakkad lunga unko.. Jaa ab bhosdk..

Captain apne bando ki taraf ulte pair jaane laga uski gun still mere uppar thi ..

Captain - (Chilaake) I'll see you soon AP..

Ye bolke woh meri aakhon k saamne se gayab hogaya..

MAIN-FUCKKKK...FUCKKKKKK..FUCKKKK.. Bhenchod..

Nikal gaye hath se maadarchod.. Main unke piche nahi bhaagne waala tha fuck that jaisa maine captain ko bola unko pakkadna near impossible tha abhi, but mujhe information bahot degaye they wohlog jo bahot important thi.. But Pokhara mein kon marra kisne maara or mera naam kaise he aagaya?? Main toh aas pass bhi nahi tha..

Maine waapis paidal jaatey hue Chang ko call kiya..

Chang -Laga hua hun boss dhund lunga soon..

Main-Tu lage he rehna bakchod main milke aagaya unse..

Chang-What??

Main - Yeah..

Maine bataya usko ki kya hua.

Main - Obviously plan main samjh gaya tha but still picha karna jaruri tha inka kyunki maar mujhe shaktey nahi caahe inhe beshak ye naa pata ho ki main MOD hun but jisne inko bheja hai woh jaanta hai ki main MOD hun toh usne inhe ye jarur bataya hoga ki kuch bhi hojaae mujhe maar nahi shaktey yelog..

Chang - Yeah.. But question ye hai ab ki Wahaan hua kya or aapka naam aaya kaise??

Main-Exactly.. Nepal mein toh apne be hisaab contacts hain tu pata kar bhenchod chal kya raha hai.. Kon marra kaise marra or mera naam kaise aaya? ..

Chang - Got you boss.. Shyaam takk deta hun jaankaari..

Call disconnected..

Ab jab paidal waapis aaya toh mujhe realise hua bhenchod kitana durr bhaag gaya tha main.. Meri gaadi still wahin khaddi thi khidki khulli or gaadi On thi or woh poha waala uncle ek bada sa pateela leke uske pass khadda tha..

Uncle - Kahaan chale gaye they beta.. Yahaan log gaadi mein aa aa k baith rahe they. Bhaga bhaga k thakk gaya main.

Main - Yahin tha uncle.. Dhanywaad..

Maine usko or Cash diya and gaadi mein baithke nikala haweli k liye.. Well things just got a lot of interesting.. But Pokhara mein hua kya question still yahi tha..

Pokhara.. Pokhara mein kya hai.. I am pretty sure Pokhara mein kuch toh hai.. Kuch toh bahot important hai.. But kya..

Wait a second.. Oh my fucking god.. No fucking way.. NO No NO.. No.. No.. Fuckkkk...

Continued..

Majedar dhamakedar fantastic mind blowing superb update bro
Suspense good

 

[Jasdil]

Nice update bro

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

Hath toh aaaya par muh na laga

 

[Dragon master]

Bhai bhagne k elwa Koch smjh na aya update MN Kya tha

 

[AP 316]

Bhai bhagne k elwa Koch smjh na aya update MN Kya tha

Nasha utarne k baad padhna aajaaega samjh

 

[RAAZ]

Update-173(Nepal??)​

So ok Chang or Claire Woh dono bhai behan ko dhund rahe hain jo mere piche paddey they and mere pass karne ko kuch hai nahi so how about main haweli jaake waapis so jaaun.. Good idea.. So maine gaadi start ki and start ki he thi ki mujhe mirror mein piche dikha ek londa or uss londey ko main dekhtey he pehchaan gaya ye wahi tha jo mera picha kar raha tha.. Jab gaadi aage naa badhi toh woh bhi samjh gaya ki maine usse notice kar liya hai issliye woh ek baar toh Aahista se nikala and then jab main gaadi se uttara or uske piche bhaaga toh woh mere aage bhaaga..

Hum dono k bich muskill se 30-40 meters kaa gap tha but tej tha woh bhi but obviously mujhse tej nahi.. Woh bheed ko cheertey hue bhaag raha tha or main uske piche bhaag raha tha.. Then woh market se hattke side mein bhaaga or jaise he usse khaali maidaan milla bhaagne ko uski speed or jyaada increase hogayi so mujhe bhi gand faad bhaagna padda, road se woh ek basti k through bhaaga and woh choti c basti cross kartey - 2 woh bhi slow hone laga tha obviously uska stamina jawaab dene laga tha or ab tha time usko pakkadne ka kyunki mera stamina abhi bahot bacha tha.. Wahaan se woh industrial area side mudda and ek factory ki bahot unchi deewar bc jhatt se chadd gaya woh karne mein mujhe thoda time laga toh usne again gap bana liya tha main dusari side kudda and ab bhaaga main full speed.. Ye koi abandoned factory thi jahaan bhenchod 2-3 feet uncha toh ghaas ugga hua tha factory bahot jyaada lambi thi or dusari diwar takk pohanchney se pehle mujhe usse pakkadna tha warna woh fir gap bana jaaega issliye main bhaari speed se bhaaga and uske close he hota gaya ab woh piche dekh - 2 k bhaagne laga kyunki obviously main uske close aaraha tha toh uski fatti usne apna bacha kuch dum lagaaya lekin mujhse tej still nahi tha woh usne bhaag k deewar chaddni caahi lekin jaise he woh deewar par latka maine piche se usko khainch ke niche giraya..

Main-Kyun..kyun re maadarchod Marathon bhaagne aaya hai yahaan..

Woh niche padda - 2 kutte ki tarah haanfne laga..

Aadmi-H... H. H. H. How are yo....you not even tired yet ??

Main-Main itana or bhaag lun bhosdk... Uth..

Aadmi - What?? I don't know that much hindi..

Main-Tujhe hindi nahi aati bhenchod?

"Yeah But Mujhe aati hai"

Ye sun main piche mudda toh piche woh ladki thi iski badi behan kya naam tha iska "Mia". Yes Mia uske hath mein ek pistol thi jo usne mere uppar taan rakhi thi...

Main - Oh ho ho.. Nice plan by the way..

Mia-Yeah.. Ab don't do anything stupid.. Hands up.. And idhar chalo.. Move.. There..

Ye sunke main uske aage aage chal padda factory ki side uska bhai bhi haanftey-2 utha or humaare piche aane laga.. Wohlog mujhe leke thoda factory ki building k andar aaye jisase bahaar se na dikhun main kissi ko hum 5-7 stairs chaddke factory k ground floor par aaye jo bahaar ghaad se 5-7 feet uncha tha

Main - Yeah so what's up.. Why are you guys following me? Kya caahiye..?

Mia-Sawaal humlog karenge.. Gun mere pass hai..

Main-Yeah but gun use nahi kar shakti naa tum.

Mia-Or woh kyun?

Main-You can't kill me..

Mia-Haahaha.. Main kyun nahi maar shakti tumhe?

Main-Mujhe nahi maar shakti tum kyunki main Merch.. Ek second tumhe nahi pata main kon hun??

Mia-Yeah we know Ankit Singh aka AP one of the most powerful people in north India.. Dont worry we know everything..

Main-What the fuck..?

Matlab inhe nahi pata main Merchant of Death hun.. Toh bhenchod ye mujhe follow kyun kar rahe hain ye toh underworld se haina toh ye AP ko kyun follow kar rahe hain??

Bhosdk mujhse kya puch raha hai inse puch. Or ab jyaada cool naa ban bhosdk inhe nahi pata tu MOD hai toh kya pata bhenchod thok dein tujhe..

Mia-Hello you there??

Main-Yeah.. So pucho kya sawaal hain??

Mia-Aajse exactly 7 din Pehle tum kahaan they?

Main-What the fuck kind of question is that mujhe ye yaad nahi kal kahaan tha main..

Mia-Kal Tum Rohtak they Then Noida they then waapis yahaan..

Main-Waah.. Toh fir 7 din Pehle ka bhi bata dey kahaan tha..

Mia - Tum Pokhara Nepal mein they..

Main-Hell no.. What the fuck.. Main India se bahaar naa gaya hun itane din se..

Mia - Juth matt bolo..

Oye 1.0 bhosdk tu Nepal jaake aaya?? Naa not possible bhenchod itana durr jaane kaa kuch toh yaad hota mujhe atleast..

Mia-Hey.. Main puch rahi hun kuch..

Main-Dekho madam main North India se bahaar takk nahi gaya hun itane din se..

Mia-Wrong.. Tum Pokhara gaye they wahaan tumne 3 logon ka murder kiya hai..

Main-What.. What the fuck are you talking about? Maine?? Hell no. Maine kissi ko nahi maara.. Pokhara mein toh nahi atleast.

Mia-Tumhe ye majaak lag raha hai? I'll shoot you..

Main-Wait. Wait thoda elaborate karo pehle toh because I promise maine kissi ko nahi maara wahaan.. Hua kya hai??

Mia-Sawaal main puchungi maine kya kaha tha??

Ye sunke woh londa aage badha or usne mujhe punch maara pait mein jo mere liye unexpected tha punch pait mein laga..

Main-What the fuck?? Bhenchod..

Main uski taraf badha.

Mia-Hey Get back..

Ye bolke woh mere or apne bhai k bichmein aane lagi orr iss bich maine dono hathon se uski gun uske hath se nikaal lee or ek kick di uske bhai ko jo uske pait mein lagi or woh piche jaake girra and maine gun taani uss ladki k uppar..Unka munh khulla kaa khulla reh gaya kyunki ye sab itana jaldi hua..

Main - Bhenchod mujhe maarega tu?? Tu hai kon bhosdk..

Mia-Put the gun down, tum jaante nahi ho humein..

Main-I don't give a fuck tumlog kon ho I'll kill you.. Literally.. Mera picha kar rahe ho toh ye toh samjh he gaye hoge ki i kill people for a living toh tum 2 ko maarne mein mujhe koi bhi dikkat nahi hai abhi k abhi thok dunga.. Like abhi k abhi or naa mujhe koi puchne waala hai or naa koi orr.. Issliye ab sawaal main puchunga or pehle galat jawaab par ye tera bhai jaaega dusare par tu.. Pehla sawaal, Mere piche kyun lage ho tumlog?

Mia - Kyunki tumne 3 logon ka murder kiya hai.

Main-Bhenchod.. Fir wahi baat.. Maine kissi ko nahi maara Nepal mein..

Continued..

Yah kia nayi panchayat hain aur jab yah MOD ko nahi jaantey hai to phir yah AP ke kisi kaand ke peeche hai but yah ho kia raha hai AP Nepal me koi duplicate to na aa gaya bhai ab yah double role may dal Dena hamari dimagh ki aisi taisi to pehlay 1.0 2.0 n beast kar chukey hain

 

[RAAZ]

Update-174(What Just Happened?) ​

Mia-Humlog tumhaare piche issliye hain kyunki tumne Pokhara mein 3 logon kaa murder kiya hai or woh 3 log bahot he important they kissi k liye unhone humein bheja hai yahaan yahi pata karne ki tumne ye kyun kiya.. Issliye keval humein jawaab do ki tumne ye kyun kiya or hum tumhe kabhi nahi najar aaenge..

Main- Well first toh maine kissi ko nahi maara wahaan secondly rahi baat tumhaare najar aane ki toh main tum dono ko abhi goli maardunga toh tumlog mujhe still kabhi najar aaoge..

Mia-Trust me tum humein nahi maarna caahoge.. Humaare piche bahot powerful log hain..

Main-Well first of main kissi ko bhi maar shakta hun..

Mia-Yahaan tum kissi ko bhi maar shaktey ho lekin jahaan se hum hain wahaan tum kissi ko nahi maar shaktey..

Main-Well for your kind information main kissi ko bhi kahin bhi kabhi bhi maar shakta hun.. Now dusara sawaal tumhe kisne bola ki unn 3 logon ko maine maara or kisne tumhe mere piche bheja..

Mia-Ye nahi bata shaktey hum tumhe..

Main-Well fir toh i am sorry kyunki mujhe tumhe maarna hoga..

"Tumhe Sorry hone ki jarurat nahi hai isse hum maar denge"

Ye sun main piche mudda toh mere piche Woh Phan Cartel kaa Captain khadda tha jisko maine jinda chhoda tha uske sath 8 members or they .Uss Captain k hath mein ek pistol thi jo usne mere uppar taan rakhi thi.. So ab meri gun uske Uppar thi or uski gun mere uppar.. Or idhar Un dono bhai behan ne toh maano bhoot dekhliya ho aisi gand fatt gayi thi unki..

Main-Areey bhenchod issliye thodi jinda chhoda tha tujhe ki itana jaldi badla lene aajaana apna.. Or bhenchod tumlog kabse guns use karne lage be..

Captain -Aaj Hum yahaan tumhaare liye nahi aae hain AP hum yahaan in dono k liye aaye hain.. Maine bola tha naa ki tumse pehle yelog ko hum khud maarna caahtey hain so yeah tumhaare piche doobara bandey bhejne ki permission nahi milli mujhe but jab maine bataya ki ye dono tumhare piche hain or wahin hain toh unhone bina soche agents bhejdiye kyunki we want them captured and now thankfully humlog tumhe maarke apna badla bhi pura kar shaktey hain and then inko pakkadke humaari court mein bhi le jaaenge..

Main-Bhosdk pehle toh tujhe goli maarunga main then in sabko.. Tumlog mujhe nahi hara shaktey samjha nahi tha kya?

Captain - We are better then the people you killed..

Main-But I'm better. Sun mast option deta hun.. Mujhe mera sawaal puchne dey inse then tu inko apne court mein lejaa shakta hai.. Bindaas jaa..

Captain - Well i like that idea.. Go ahead..

Mia-Hold a second..

Main-Darling tere pass toh koi option he nahi hai bolne kaa tu kaahe bol rahi hai?

Mia-Humein Court jaane k baad bhi marrna he hai or yahaan bhi marrna he hai toh hum kyun help karein tumhari..

Main-Hmm.. Interesting.. Very interesting.. Dekh bhai Captain baat toh iski bhi theek hai bbb...

Main aage kuch bolta usase pehle uss ladki ne mujhe piche se dhakka diya or wohlog andar ki side niche ko kudde or bhaag gaye.. Main girra nahi niche or meri gun still Captain k uppar thi..

Captain - Shit..

Usne apne logon ko kuch bola apni he language mein or wohlog unke piche bhaage sab bus woh captain bacha mere saamne..

Main - Bhenchod gand maardi mere plan ki bhosdk.. Itani durr picha kiya tha maine iska..

Captain - Don't worry we will catch them..But you won't see them again..

Main-Well abhi toh tumlog nahi pakkad shaktey unko.. Maine dekha hai kya tej bhaagte hain ye maadarchod then obviously ye location jaantey hain wohlog and tumhaare log nahi so yeah you can't catch them.. Tumse pehle main pakkad lunga unko.. Jaa ab bhosdk..

Captain apne bando ki taraf ulte pair jaane laga uski gun still mere uppar thi ..

Captain - (Chilaake) I'll see you soon AP..

Ye bolke woh meri aakhon k saamne se gayab hogaya..

MAIN-FUCKKKK...FUCKKKKKK..FUCKKKK.. Bhenchod..

Nikal gaye hath se maadarchod.. Main unke piche nahi bhaagne waala tha fuck that jaisa maine captain ko bola unko pakkadna near impossible tha abhi, but mujhe information bahot degaye they wohlog jo bahot important thi.. But Pokhara mein kon marra kisne maara or mera naam kaise he aagaya?? Main toh aas pass bhi nahi tha..

Maine waapis paidal jaatey hue Chang ko call kiya..

Chang -Laga hua hun boss dhund lunga soon..

Main-Tu lage he rehna bakchod main milke aagaya unse..

Chang-What??

Main - Yeah..

Maine bataya usko ki kya hua.

Main - Obviously plan main samjh gaya tha but still picha karna jaruri tha inka kyunki maar mujhe shaktey nahi caahe inhe beshak ye naa pata ho ki main MOD hun but jisne inko bheja hai woh jaanta hai ki main MOD hun toh usne inhe ye jarur bataya hoga ki kuch bhi hojaae mujhe maar nahi shaktey yelog..

Chang - Yeah.. But question ye hai ab ki Wahaan hua kya or aapka naam aaya kaise??

Main-Exactly.. Nepal mein toh apne be hisaab contacts hain tu pata kar bhenchod chal kya raha hai.. Kon marra kaise marra or mera naam kaise aaya? ..

Chang - Got you boss.. Shyaam takk deta hun jaankaari..

Call disconnected..

Ab jab paidal waapis aaya toh mujhe realise hua bhenchod kitana durr bhaag gaya tha main.. Meri gaadi still wahin khaddi thi khidki khulli or gaadi On thi or woh poha waala uncle ek bada sa pateela leke uske pass khadda tha..

Uncle - Kahaan chale gaye they beta.. Yahaan log gaadi mein aa aa k baith rahe they. Bhaga bhaga k thakk gaya main.

Main - Yahin tha uncle.. Dhanywaad..

Maine usko or Cash diya and gaadi mein baithke nikala haweli k liye.. Well things just got a lot of interesting.. But Pokhara mein hua kya question still yahi tha..

Pokhara.. Pokhara mein kya hai.. I am pretty sure Pokhara mein kuch toh hai.. Kuch toh bahot important hai.. But kya..

Wait a second.. Oh my fucking god.. No fucking way.. NO No NO.. No.. No.. Fuckkkk...

Continued..

Matlab kahi apne beast sahab ne to aanke yah kand na Kara dia hai AP se aur usko pata bhi nahi chala but jahan tak possible hai to uske chance na ke barabar hai shayad hi Aisa ho. Ab agli update ka intezar rahega aur bhaisahab election wagera khatam ho liye to ab thoda jaldi de Dena update bahi maza aa jata hai subah subah aapki update pad ke

 

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election wagera khatam ho liye

Election wagairaah se Apne ko koi matlab naa hai bhai main real life mein busy hun lots of traveling usme edit karne kaa mood nahi hota kyunki usme kuch khayaal he nahi aatey issliye nahi deta updates.

 

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Update-173(Nepal??)​

So ok Chang or Claire Woh dono bhai behan ko dhund rahe hain jo mere piche paddey they and mere pass karne ko kuch hai nahi so how about main haweli jaake waapis so jaaun.. Good idea.. So maine gaadi start ki and start ki he thi ki mujhe mirror mein piche dikha ek londa or uss londey ko main dekhtey he pehchaan gaya ye wahi tha jo mera picha kar raha tha.. Jab gaadi aage naa badhi toh woh bhi samjh gaya ki maine usse notice kar liya hai issliye woh ek baar toh Aahista se nikala and then jab main gaadi se uttara or uske piche bhaaga toh woh mere aage bhaaga..

Hum dono k bich muskill se 30-40 meters kaa gap tha but tej tha woh bhi but obviously mujhse tej nahi.. Woh bheed ko cheertey hue bhaag raha tha or main uske piche bhaag raha tha.. Then woh market se hattke side mein bhaaga or jaise he usse khaali maidaan milla bhaagne ko uski speed or jyaada increase hogayi so mujhe bhi gand faad bhaagna padda, road se woh ek basti k through bhaaga and woh choti c basti cross kartey - 2 woh bhi slow hone laga tha obviously uska stamina jawaab dene laga tha or ab tha time usko pakkadne ka kyunki mera stamina abhi bahot bacha tha.. Wahaan se woh industrial area side mudda and ek factory ki bahot unchi deewar bc jhatt se chadd gaya woh karne mein mujhe thoda time laga toh usne again gap bana liya tha main dusari side kudda and ab bhaaga main full speed.. Ye koi abandoned factory thi jahaan bhenchod 2-3 feet uncha toh ghaas ugga hua tha factory bahot jyaada lambi thi or dusari diwar takk pohanchney se pehle mujhe usse pakkadna tha warna woh fir gap bana jaaega issliye main bhaari speed se bhaaga and uske close he hota gaya ab woh piche dekh - 2 k bhaagne laga kyunki obviously main uske close aaraha tha toh uski fatti usne apna bacha kuch dum lagaaya lekin mujhse tej still nahi tha woh usne bhaag k deewar chaddni caahi lekin jaise he woh deewar par latka maine piche se usko khainch ke niche giraya..

Main-Kyun..kyun re maadarchod Marathon bhaagne aaya hai yahaan..

Woh niche padda - 2 kutte ki tarah haanfne laga..

Aadmi-H... H. H. H. How are yo....you not even tired yet ??

Main-Main itana or bhaag lun bhosdk... Uth..

Aadmi - What?? I don't know that much hindi..

Main-Tujhe hindi nahi aati bhenchod?

"Yeah But Mujhe aati hai"

Ye sun main piche mudda toh piche woh ladki thi iski badi behan kya naam tha iska "Mia". Yes Mia uske hath mein ek pistol thi jo usne mere uppar taan rakhi thi...

Main - Oh ho ho.. Nice plan by the way..

Mia-Yeah.. Ab don't do anything stupid.. Hands up.. And idhar chalo.. Move.. There..

Ye sunke main uske aage aage chal padda factory ki side uska bhai bhi haanftey-2 utha or humaare piche aane laga.. Wohlog mujhe leke thoda factory ki building k andar aaye jisase bahaar se na dikhun main kissi ko hum 5-7 stairs chaddke factory k ground floor par aaye jo bahaar ghaad se 5-7 feet uncha tha

Main - Yeah so what's up.. Why are you guys following me? Kya caahiye..?

Mia-Sawaal humlog karenge.. Gun mere pass hai..

Main-Yeah but gun use nahi kar shakti naa tum.

Mia-Or woh kyun?

Main-You can't kill me..

Mia-Haahaha.. Main kyun nahi maar shakti tumhe?

Main-Mujhe nahi maar shakti tum kyunki main Merch.. Ek second tumhe nahi pata main kon hun??

Mia-Yeah we know Ankit Singh aka AP one of the most powerful people in north India.. Dont worry we know everything..

Main-What the fuck..?

Matlab inhe nahi pata main Merchant of Death hun.. Toh bhenchod ye mujhe follow kyun kar rahe hain ye toh underworld se haina toh ye AP ko kyun follow kar rahe hain??

Bhosdk mujhse kya puch raha hai inse puch. Or ab jyaada cool naa ban bhosdk inhe nahi pata tu MOD hai toh kya pata bhenchod thok dein tujhe..

Mia-Hello you there??

Main-Yeah.. So pucho kya sawaal hain??

Mia-Aajse exactly 7 din Pehle tum kahaan they?

Main-What the fuck kind of question is that mujhe ye yaad nahi kal kahaan tha main..

Mia-Kal Tum Rohtak they Then Noida they then waapis yahaan..

Main-Waah.. Toh fir 7 din Pehle ka bhi bata dey kahaan tha..

Mia - Tum Pokhara Nepal mein they..

Main-Hell no.. What the fuck.. Main India se bahaar naa gaya hun itane din se..

Mia - Juth matt bolo..

Oye 1.0 bhosdk tu Nepal jaake aaya?? Naa not possible bhenchod itana durr jaane kaa kuch toh yaad hota mujhe atleast..

Mia-Hey.. Main puch rahi hun kuch..

Main-Dekho madam main North India se bahaar takk nahi gaya hun itane din se..

Mia-Wrong.. Tum Pokhara gaye they wahaan tumne 3 logon ka murder kiya hai..

Main-What.. What the fuck are you talking about? Maine?? Hell no. Maine kissi ko nahi maara.. Pokhara mein toh nahi atleast.

Mia-Tumhe ye majaak lag raha hai? I'll shoot you..

Main-Wait. Wait thoda elaborate karo pehle toh because I promise maine kissi ko nahi maara wahaan.. Hua kya hai??

Mia-Sawaal main puchungi maine kya kaha tha??

Ye sunke woh londa aage badha or usne mujhe punch maara pait mein jo mere liye unexpected tha punch pait mein laga..

Main-What the fuck?? Bhenchod..

Main uski taraf badha.

Mia-Hey Get back..

Ye bolke woh mere or apne bhai k bichmein aane lagi orr iss bich maine dono hathon se uski gun uske hath se nikaal lee or ek kick di uske bhai ko jo uske pait mein lagi or woh piche jaake girra and maine gun taani uss ladki k uppar..Unka munh khulla kaa khulla reh gaya kyunki ye sab itana jaldi hua..

Main - Bhenchod mujhe maarega tu?? Tu hai kon bhosdk..

Mia-Put the gun down, tum jaante nahi ho humein..

Main-I don't give a fuck tumlog kon ho I'll kill you.. Literally.. Mera picha kar rahe ho toh ye toh samjh he gaye hoge ki i kill people for a living toh tum 2 ko maarne mein mujhe koi bhi dikkat nahi hai abhi k abhi thok dunga.. Like abhi k abhi or naa mujhe koi puchne waala hai or naa koi orr.. Issliye ab sawaal main puchunga or pehle galat jawaab par ye tera bhai jaaega dusare par tu.. Pehla sawaal, Mere piche kyun lage ho tumlog?

Mia - Kyunki tumne 3 logon ka murder kiya hai.

Main-Bhenchod.. Fir wahi baat.. Maine kissi ko nahi maara Nepal mein..

Continued..

Ohh teri ye ka hey be aisa kahe bol rahi hey ye londiya..

Kisko thok diya ye AP ne nepal mey..

Kya bhai double roll to na hey na bc....

Ya koi kuch ungli kela hey