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Mind blowing updates bhaiUpdate-173(Nepal??)So ok Chang or Claire Woh dono bhai behan ko dhund rahe hain jo mere piche paddey they and mere pass karne ko kuch hai nahi so how about main haweli jaake waapis so jaaun.. Good idea.. So maine gaadi start ki and start ki he thi ki mujhe mirror mein piche dikha ek londa or uss londey ko main dekhtey he pehchaan gaya ye wahi tha jo mera picha kar raha tha.. Jab gaadi aage naa badhi toh woh bhi samjh gaya ki maine usse notice kar liya hai issliye woh ek baar toh Aahista se nikala and then jab main gaadi se uttara or uske piche bhaaga toh woh mere aage bhaaga..
Hum dono k bich muskill se 30-40 meters kaa gap tha but tej tha woh bhi but obviously mujhse tej nahi.. Woh bheed ko cheertey hue bhaag raha tha or main uske piche bhaag raha tha.. Then woh market se hattke side mein bhaaga or jaise he usse khaali maidaan milla bhaagne ko uski speed or jyaada increase hogayi so mujhe bhi gand faad bhaagna padda, road se woh ek basti k through bhaaga and woh choti c basti cross kartey - 2 woh bhi slow hone laga tha obviously uska stamina jawaab dene laga tha or ab tha time usko pakkadne ka kyunki mera stamina abhi bahot bacha tha.. Wahaan se woh industrial area side mudda and ek factory ki bahot unchi deewar bc jhatt se chadd gaya woh karne mein mujhe thoda time laga toh usne again gap bana liya tha main dusari side kudda and ab bhaaga main full speed.. Ye koi abandoned factory thi jahaan bhenchod 2-3 feet uncha toh ghaas ugga hua tha factory bahot jyaada lambi thi or dusari diwar takk pohanchney se pehle mujhe usse pakkadna tha warna woh fir gap bana jaaega issliye main bhaari speed se bhaaga and uske close he hota gaya ab woh piche dekh - 2 k bhaagne laga kyunki obviously main uske close aaraha tha toh uski fatti usne apna bacha kuch dum lagaaya lekin mujhse tej still nahi tha woh usne bhaag k deewar chaddni caahi lekin jaise he woh deewar par latka maine piche se usko khainch ke niche giraya..
Main-Kyun..kyun re maadarchod Marathon bhaagne aaya hai yahaan..
Woh niche padda - 2 kutte ki tarah haanfne laga..
Aadmi-H... H. H. H. How are yo....you not even tired yet ??
Main-Main itana or bhaag lun bhosdk... Uth..
Aadmi - What?? I don't know that much hindi..
Main-Tujhe hindi nahi aati bhenchod?
"Yeah But Mujhe aati hai"
Ye sun main piche mudda toh piche woh ladki thi iski badi behan kya naam tha iska "Mia". Yes Mia uske hath mein ek pistol thi jo usne mere uppar taan rakhi thi...
Main - Oh ho ho.. Nice plan by the way..
Mia-Yeah.. Ab don't do anything stupid.. Hands up.. And idhar chalo.. Move.. There..
Ye sunke main uske aage aage chal padda factory ki side uska bhai bhi haanftey-2 utha or humaare piche aane laga.. Wohlog mujhe leke thoda factory ki building k andar aaye jisase bahaar se na dikhun main kissi ko hum 5-7 stairs chaddke factory k ground floor par aaye jo bahaar ghaad se 5-7 feet uncha tha
Main - Yeah so what's up.. Why are you guys following me? Kya caahiye..?
Mia-Sawaal humlog karenge.. Gun mere pass hai..
Main-Yeah but gun use nahi kar shakti naa tum.
Mia-Or woh kyun?
Main-You can't kill me..
Mia-Haahaha.. Main kyun nahi maar shakti tumhe?
Main-Mujhe nahi maar shakti tum kyunki main Merch.. Ek second tumhe nahi pata main kon hun??
Mia-Yeah we know Ankit Singh aka AP one of the most powerful people in north India.. Dont worry we know everything..
Main-What the fuck..?
Matlab inhe nahi pata main Merchant of Death hun.. Toh bhenchod ye mujhe follow kyun kar rahe hain ye toh underworld se haina toh ye AP ko kyun follow kar rahe hain??
Bhosdk mujhse kya puch raha hai inse puch. Or ab jyaada cool naa ban bhosdk inhe nahi pata tu MOD hai toh kya pata bhenchod thok dein tujhe..
Mia-Hello you there??
Main-Yeah.. So pucho kya sawaal hain??
Mia-Aajse exactly 7 din Pehle tum kahaan they?
Main-What the fuck kind of question is that mujhe ye yaad nahi kal kahaan tha main..
Mia-Kal Tum Rohtak they Then Noida they then waapis yahaan..
Main-Waah.. Toh fir 7 din Pehle ka bhi bata dey kahaan tha..
Mia - Tum Pokhara Nepal mein they..
Main-Hell no.. What the fuck.. Main India se bahaar naa gaya hun itane din se..
Mia - Juth matt bolo..
Oye 1.0 bhosdk tu Nepal jaake aaya?? Naa not possible bhenchod itana durr jaane kaa kuch toh yaad hota mujhe atleast..
Mia-Hey.. Main puch rahi hun kuch..
Main-Dekho madam main North India se bahaar takk nahi gaya hun itane din se..
Mia-Wrong.. Tum Pokhara gaye they wahaan tumne 3 logon ka murder kiya hai..
Main-What.. What the fuck are you talking about? Maine?? Hell no. Maine kissi ko nahi maara.. Pokhara mein toh nahi atleast.
Mia-Tumhe ye majaak lag raha hai? I'll shoot you..
Main-Wait. Wait thoda elaborate karo pehle toh because I promise maine kissi ko nahi maara wahaan.. Hua kya hai??
Mia-Sawaal main puchungi maine kya kaha tha??
Ye sunke woh londa aage badha or usne mujhe punch maara pait mein jo mere liye unexpected tha punch pait mein laga..
Main-What the fuck?? Bhenchod..
Main uski taraf badha.
Mia-Hey Get back..
Ye bolke woh mere or apne bhai k bichmein aane lagi orr iss bich maine dono hathon se uski gun uske hath se nikaal lee or ek kick di uske bhai ko jo uske pait mein lagi or woh piche jaake girra and maine gun taani uss ladki k uppar..Unka munh khulla kaa khulla reh gaya kyunki ye sab itana jaldi hua..
Main - Bhenchod mujhe maarega tu?? Tu hai kon bhosdk..
Mia-Put the gun down, tum jaante nahi ho humein..
Main-I don't give a fuck tumlog kon ho I'll kill you.. Literally.. Mera picha kar rahe ho toh ye toh samjh he gaye hoge ki i kill people for a living toh tum 2 ko maarne mein mujhe koi bhi dikkat nahi hai abhi k abhi thok dunga.. Like abhi k abhi or naa mujhe koi puchne waala hai or naa koi orr.. Issliye ab sawaal main puchunga or pehle galat jawaab par ye tera bhai jaaega dusare par tu.. Pehla sawaal, Mere piche kyun lage ho tumlog?
Mia - Kyunki tumne 3 logon ka murder kiya hai.
Main-Bhenchod.. Fir wahi baat.. Maine kissi ko nahi maara Nepal mein..
Continued..
Bhai last me aapke reaction se laga wo (3.0) aa ke gaya tha kuch to bada hone wala hai still waiting for next