Update-172(Andrew)
Main bhai ko president post waapis sounp ke haweli se bahaar aaya gaadi aaj saamne khaddi thi Range Rover Janwar ki hai ye.. I think.. Main baitha usme and Claire ko call kiya..
Main-Pills laai??
Claire - Yep.. Pohancha dungi aaj aaptak.. Abhi woh tumhare followers ko dhund rahe hain.. Ex Phan members ko..
Main-Good.. Keep it up..
Call disconnected..
Maine phone kaata or gaadi roukk di. Bhenchod main jaa kaha raha hun?? First of all.. Main ghar se bahaar aaya kyun tha?? Fuck.. Bc.. Kya kaam tha be bawligand..?
Oh yeah bhook.. Bhook.. Chal kuch khaake aatey hain..
Maine city mein entry maartey he gaadi rouki ek tapri (Rehdi) k saamne jahaan ek budha Poha bana raha tha or kya mast dikh raha tha bhenchod poha.. Issiliye maine wahin gaadi roukki uttarke wahaan lage chote se benches par baitha..
Main - Chicha.. 1 poha.. Uppar kaa saara material jo bhi daaltey ho woh double.. Pyaaj baarikk kaatna nimbu 2 baar..
Chacha - Bus beta 5-7 minutes..
Ye sun sabne mujhe muddke dekha toh almost sab turant he pehchaan gaye or lage ghurne and photo khinchney bhenchod.. Itana bada star horaha hun kya main?? Waah.. Good... Lekin himmat kissi ki nahi thi ki mere sath photo khichwa lein.. Ye theek tha.. Jyaada frank hone bhi na caahiye..
Main-Saare cameraman ban gaye ho toh ab baith jaao jaake.. Khaana waana khaao yaar kya photo photo khel rahe ho.. Main koi Celebrity thodi hun..
"Aap celebrities se kahin uppar ho bhai"
"Haan. Celebrities se khudko compare karke unki hawa badha di aapne"
Main-Arrey.. Bus bus.. Itana makhan naa lagao.. Please sit down.. Jaao.. Jaao..
Finally sablog hattey wahaan se and meri bench par ek mobile rakha reh gaya..
Main-Arrey ye kisska hai?? Hello.. Guys.. Ye phone kiska reh gaya yahaan?? Arrey ye toh baj raha hai.. Koi hai...Ye phone kisska hai??
Ab usko koi lene waala aage naa aaya toh mujhe laga rakh k bhool gaya hoga koi toh maine woh call pick ki..
Main - Haan bhai tera phone yahaan Poha shop par reh gaya hai..
Ab saamne se ek bahot he strong male voice aai..
"AP"
Main-Haao.. Yahin bhull gaya ye phone tu..
"Pehchaana??"
Main- Pehchaana?? Tu Salman khan hai bhenchod?? Phone leke jaa apna..
"Andrews"
Ye sunke main khadda hua apni seat par..
Main - Oh ho ho ho.. Finally.. Main soch he raha tha kab Sanjay bolega tujhe mujhe call karne k liye.
Andrew-Mujhe kya karna hai ye mujhe koi nahi batata.. Main jo karta hun apni marji se karta hun..
Main - Good.. Toh kab aaraha hai??
Andrew - (Hanste Hue) Main aaun?? Hahaha.. Abhi toh bahot log hain AP.. Mujhtak pohanchaney se pehle unse deal karo fir agar jinda bache tab baat karenge..
Main-Arrey main toh jinda he bachunga mujhe bhalla kon maarega Amar hun main..
Andrew-Dekhtey hain..dekhtey hain..
Main-Arre main already dekh chuka hun future ko.. Dont worry..Tu tera Drugs ka dhanda sambhaal.. Pehle Namit ne duboya tera dhanda then ab Pandey family bhi kind of gayi.. Akeli Nidhi kaise sambhaalegi tera dhanda..
Andrew - Mera dhanda sambhla hua hai AP.. Ye pyaade yun he marte rahenge.. Drugs ko koi nahi roukk shakta kabhi nahi.. Even tu mujhe maardega toh bhi woh network nahi rukkega..
Main-True.. I agree with you.. Phone kyun kiya ye bol ab?
Andrew - Tujhe kaise pata Chala Pankaj kahaan tha??
Main-Sahil ne bataya be or kon bataaega..
Andrew - Sahil ko kisne bataya??
Main-Khud Pankaj ne.. Kyunki Pankaj bola mujhe ki uski location keval 4 logon ko he maalum thi..
Andrew - Nahi 3.. Main Nidhi and Uski woh Rakhail ko..
Main-Naa usne bola 4 Sahil tha unmein se..
Andrew - Usne kyun bataya tujhe?? Torture??
Main-Maine hath naa lagaya usko.. Kaaeka torture.. Woh toh khud dukhi tha ki usse ye sab kyun nahi milla.. Tune ye sab Baap beti ko kyun diya.. Usko kyun nahi? Bus maine wahi line pakkadi and dhadd se bata gaya lawda..
Andrew - What a fucking idiot..issiliye nahi diya usko kuch..
Main-Bus toh fir woh kargaya apna kaam..
Andrew - Tu sach bol raha haina??
Main-Ofcourse be. Well main caahun toh Nidhi kaa naam leke tujhe uske piche bhejdun but usme mera nuksaan hai...
Andrew - Kyun??
Main-Fir tumlog aapas mein ek dusare ko khatam karloge naa aise mujhe maja thodi aaega.. I want to kill you all personally.. Usme satisfaction milta hai.. Ab jaldi bol or koi kaam hai toh mera poha aagaya hai...
Andrew - Enjoy while you can AP..
Main-Yeah yeah.. Or mera number bhej raha hun uspe call karna aage se kyun baar baar naye phone k paise kharaab karega aise.. Waise ab kiska number hai be?kon aaraha hai? Vilas Singh?? Woh Tamil Nadu waala..
Andrew - Khud Dekhlena...
Main-Waah bc.. Ye kya baat hui maine tera jawaab diya toh tu mera jawaab dey.. Warna fir next time main bhi aisa he latkaaunga..
Andrew - Yes.. Vilas Singh.. Jab woh aaega tab pata chal he jaaega AP tujhe.. So better be prepared.. Ye Namit, Sahil, Pankaj toh kuch bhi nahjthey.. Teri ummar se jyaada toh experience hai uske pass in sabka...22..
Main-Haan haan maalum hai 22 ki age mein Tami Nadu kaa one of the biggest don tha woh.. Yeah yeah.. I know.. 30+ years kaa experience hai uske pass.. Jo keval meri he ummar se he jyaada nahi hai even tere or Sanjay dono k experience se jyaada hai..
Andrew - Yep.. He is my most trusted soldier.. Good luck dealing with him..
Call disconnected..
Main-Hmm.. Vilas aaega..Vilas ek bahot he sharp or dangerous banda hai bhaari dangerous infact.. He is smart he is well equipped then uska experience then uski cruelty then uski foujj.. But abhi usme time hai.. So lets deal with the mission at hand..
Mission at hand?? Konsa mission be?
Main-Ye Poha. Bhook lagi hai..
Maine mast poha khaaya. Or by god kya banaya tha bhai uncle ne, bhagwan kasam aatma tript hogayi... Waah.. Atti Uttam.. Sathmein garam jalebi halki c.. Aah.. Maja aagaya..
Main-Uncle.. Maja aagaya.. Ye le.. Rakh.. Tip..
Maine uncle ki location ki photo khainchi taaki in future khaana bhool naa jaaun main and waapis gaadi mein baitha..
Main-Ab kya kiya jaaye?? Hmm.. Interesting.. Bhenchod kuch bhi toh nahi hai karne ko..
Woh do bhai behan Ex Phan Members unke piche Chang tha or mere pass karne ko kuch tha nahi well technically toh bahot kuch tha karne ko but you know what i mean.. Fuck it..
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