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Update-225(Ahuja's)
Main fresh hua hath munh dhoye and turant bahaar aaya bhai ne bulaya tha mujhe koi milne aane waala tha.. Bhai apne room mein he they unke alawa Abeer bhi tha wahaan..Deva-You know main tujhe tokta nahi hun, lekin for real AP itani daru achi nahi hoti..
Main-I know bhai.. Sorry.. Woh kabhi kabhaar peete hain toh over hojaati hai..
Deva-Well kabhi kabhaar mein agar 4 log 9 bottles pee jaaein naa toh woh pure saal ki hojaati hai.. Tumhaari gaadi mein se 8 bottles toh totally khaali or 1 almost khaali milli hai.. I mean AP 2 ghanto mein 9 bottles khaali karna normal nahi hai.. Tu gaadi mein baithtey hue girr raha tha jabki tujhe toh nasha bhi nahi hota easily yaani 3 ek bottle toh teri he hongi.. Yaa jyaada??
Main- Yeah..
Deva-Jyaada?? Number bata..
Main-Shyaam waali 1 or 4 raat ko.. 5 bottle kal shyaam or raatko.. 3 ek parson hogayi hongi..
Abeer - What the fuck..
Deva-I mean come on AP.. 8 bottle 2 din mein.. Liver ek he din mein kharaab hogaya hoga tera..
Main-Arrey nahi bhai mera liver hai yun he kharaab nahi hoga.. Meri tarah insane capacity hai uski bhi..
Deva-Well.. Point ye hai jab bhi piye kam peeya kar.. Simple as that..
Main-Gotcha bhai..
Deva-Ab aatey hain main point pe.. So tujhe Ahuja's k baare mein toh pata hoga..
Main-Oh yeah.. Ahuja and Sons waale Ahuja's.
Deva - Exactly so Ahuja's North India mein business k point of view se humaari family jitane he important hain beshak unke pass paisa Humse kam hai lekin unke contacts unke shares etcetera important jagah pe hain.. Yaani inshort North India ki almost harr major business mein unka hath jarur hota hai jo unhe or jyaada important banaata hai.. So obviously wohlog Ruling party k bandey hain or unko he support kartey hain, i mean central government ko support kartey hain woh .Lekin ab unke or ruling party k bich recently kuch issues chal rahe hain wohlog apna support waapis lene waale hain Central Government se jiska abhi koi farak nahi padega government ko but aage funding k time jarur farak padega.. So ab unka Humse kya matlab sun, Ahuja's 3 bhai hain..
Main-Yeah..
Deva - Woh teeno he alag alag business mein hain like rehtey bhi alag alag hain and all lekin aapas mein relations badhiya hai unki ek dusare se connected rehtey hain wohlog or major decisions ek sath he letey hain.. So aaj subha mere pass unke sabse bade bhai and unke mukhiya maanle Jagat Ahuja ka phone aaya ki usko mujhse milna hai kaam bahot jaruri hai toh wohlog kab aa shaktey hain toh maine kaha abhi aajao toh usne kaha meeting mein AP jarur hona caahiye as unhe kaam tumse he hai..
Main-Interesting...
Deva-Ab tujhse bhalla kya he kaam hoga ye tujhe bhi maalum hai..
Main-Yaa toh koi family member kidnap hogaya hoga usko waapis laana hoga yaa koi gangster dhamka raha hoga usko thokna hoga yaa koi kuch valuable item udaa legaya hoga inka jo waapis caahiye hoga.. Or kya he kaam hoga unko..
Deva-Exactly.. Aisa he kuch hoga.. Toh ab unka Humse help maanganey kaa matlab hai wohlog Central Government ki bajaaye humein support and back karenge.. And tu soch bhi nahi shakta ye kitana helpful ho shakta hai humaare liye.. Bahot bahot bahot jyaada. Inke support se humlog bahot jyaada majbutt hojaaenge ye Sudha Chaudhary fir apne jhant barabar reh jaaegi.. Humlog almost opposition k barabar hojaaenge, itana rutba hai Ahuja's ka.... So issliye Mujhe wohlog kissi bhi keemat pe apne sath caahiye..
Main- Don't worry bhai jo bolenge woh kardunga main..
Deva-Naa.. Naa.. Naa... Kaam agar sahi and logical hua toh he karna hai.. Koi galat kaam nahi karenge humlog kissi k liye bhi, caahe yelog kissi ko bhi support karein i dont give a fuck.. But agar kaam theek hai or tujhe lagta hai ki tu 1% bhi raaji hai usko karne mein toh bhi haan karni hai tujhe, kyunki i know tera mood ka kissi ko nahi pata toh kuch bhi hojae agar kaam sahi hai toh mana nahi karna hai kissi bhi keemat pe..
Main-Ok bhai.. Dont even stress about it..
Deva - Also ek bahot jyaada important information... Infact sabse jyada important..
Main-Kya??
Abeer - Ye jo Jagat Ahuja haina ghar ka mukhiya ye apne sath hai..
Main-Matlab?? Apne sath already hai toh fir kya caahiye..
Abeer-Abe apne se mera matlab hai ye kai saalon se League ka silent member hai..
Main-What the fuck..??Really..
Abeer-Yeah.. Yahin se milli hai ye information mujhe i mean pehle se he thi ye information bhai k pass..
Deva-Yeah.. Bahot pehle se ye unke kuch business sambhaal raha hai abtak toh bahot important member ban gaya hoga.. I am shocked ki tum dono ko nahi maalum iska..
Abeer-Bhai silent members ka humse lena dena nahi hota unke baare mein humein or humare baare mein unhe naa he pata ho toh better hai..
Main-Yeah.. Aise saikdon members honge apne North India mein he.. So ye League se hai.. Hmmm...
Deva-Kahin isse pata toh nahi hai tu bhi unhi mein se ek hai??
Main-Oh.. No. No. No. 1% bhi.. 0.0000001% bhi nahi meri identity iske kai level uppar k logon ko nahi pata bhai toh ye toh cheej he kya hai..
Deva-Pakka??
Main-Oh yeah bhai.. Ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai mere aage isko agar mere baare mein pata hota toh ye jinda nahi hota.. Meri identity agar usse pata hoti toh Ahuja's khatam hochuke hotey..
Ye sunke bhai chownke unhone kuch puchna caaha mujhse but baat waapis khaa gaye woh.. Woh puchna caah rahe they ki aisa kya hai tu..
Deva-Khair woh chhod badhiya hai unhe nahi pata toh. Lekin fir wohlog yahaan kyun aarahe hain?? League ka member hai woh toh usse humse kya caahiye..
Main-Wahi toh.. Mujhse kya caahiye usse.. OhHh.! Wait a second bhai.. I know usse kya caahiye, i know exactly unhe kya caahiye.. Bhenchodo ko ofcourse meri he jarurat hai..
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