Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Naik]

Update-225(Ahuja's)​

Main fresh hua hath munh dhoye and turant bahaar aaya bhai ne bulaya tha mujhe koi milne aane waala tha.. Bhai apne room mein he they unke alawa Abeer bhi tha wahaan..

Deva-You know main tujhe tokta nahi hun, lekin for real AP itani daru achi nahi hoti..

Main-I know bhai.. Sorry.. Woh kabhi kabhaar peete hain toh over hojaati hai..

Deva-Well kabhi kabhaar mein agar 4 log 9 bottles pee jaaein naa toh woh pure saal ki hojaati hai.. Tumhaari gaadi mein se 8 bottles toh totally khaali or 1 almost khaali milli hai.. I mean AP 2 ghanto mein 9 bottles khaali karna normal nahi hai.. Tu gaadi mein baithtey hue girr raha tha jabki tujhe toh nasha bhi nahi hota easily yaani 3 ek bottle toh teri he hongi.. Yaa jyaada??

Main- Yeah..

Deva-Jyaada?? Number bata..

Main-Shyaam waali 1 or 4 raat ko.. 5 bottle kal shyaam or raatko.. 3 ek parson hogayi hongi..

Abeer - What the fuck..

Deva-I mean come on AP.. 8 bottle 2 din mein.. Liver ek he din mein kharaab hogaya hoga tera..

Main-Arrey nahi bhai mera liver hai yun he kharaab nahi hoga.. Meri tarah insane capacity hai uski bhi..

Deva-Well.. Point ye hai jab bhi piye kam peeya kar.. Simple as that..

Main-Gotcha bhai..

Deva-Ab aatey hain main point pe.. So tujhe Ahuja's k baare mein toh pata hoga..

Main-Oh yeah.. Ahuja and Sons waale Ahuja's.

Deva - Exactly so Ahuja's North India mein business k point of view se humaari family jitane he important hain beshak unke pass paisa Humse kam hai lekin unke contacts unke shares etcetera important jagah pe hain.. Yaani inshort North India ki almost harr major business mein unka hath jarur hota hai jo unhe or jyaada important banaata hai.. So obviously wohlog Ruling party k bandey hain or unko he support kartey hain, i mean central government ko support kartey hain woh .Lekin ab unke or ruling party k bich recently kuch issues chal rahe hain wohlog apna support waapis lene waale hain Central Government se jiska abhi koi farak nahi padega government ko but aage funding k time jarur farak padega.. So ab unka Humse kya matlab sun, Ahuja's 3 bhai hain..

Main-Yeah..

Deva - Woh teeno he alag alag business mein hain like rehtey bhi alag alag hain and all lekin aapas mein relations badhiya hai unki ek dusare se connected rehtey hain wohlog or major decisions ek sath he letey hain.. So aaj subha mere pass unke sabse bade bhai and unke mukhiya maanle Jagat Ahuja ka phone aaya ki usko mujhse milna hai kaam bahot jaruri hai toh wohlog kab aa shaktey hain toh maine kaha abhi aajao toh usne kaha meeting mein AP jarur hona caahiye as unhe kaam tumse he hai..

Main-Interesting...

Deva-Ab tujhse bhalla kya he kaam hoga ye tujhe bhi maalum hai..

Main-Yaa toh koi family member kidnap hogaya hoga usko waapis laana hoga yaa koi gangster dhamka raha hoga usko thokna hoga yaa koi kuch valuable item udaa legaya hoga inka jo waapis caahiye hoga.. Or kya he kaam hoga unko..

Deva-Exactly.. Aisa he kuch hoga.. Toh ab unka Humse help maanganey kaa matlab hai wohlog Central Government ki bajaaye humein support and back karenge.. And tu soch bhi nahi shakta ye kitana helpful ho shakta hai humaare liye.. Bahot bahot bahot jyaada. Inke support se humlog bahot jyaada majbutt hojaaenge ye Sudha Chaudhary fir apne jhant barabar reh jaaegi.. Humlog almost opposition k barabar hojaaenge, itana rutba hai Ahuja's ka.... So issliye Mujhe wohlog kissi bhi keemat pe apne sath caahiye..

Main- Don't worry bhai jo bolenge woh kardunga main..

Deva-Naa.. Naa.. Naa... Kaam agar sahi and logical hua toh he karna hai.. Koi galat kaam nahi karenge humlog kissi k liye bhi, caahe yelog kissi ko bhi support karein i dont give a fuck.. But agar kaam theek hai or tujhe lagta hai ki tu 1% bhi raaji hai usko karne mein toh bhi haan karni hai tujhe, kyunki i know tera mood ka kissi ko nahi pata toh kuch bhi hojae agar kaam sahi hai toh mana nahi karna hai kissi bhi keemat pe..

Main-Ok bhai.. Dont even stress about it..

Deva - Also ek bahot jyaada important information... Infact sabse jyada important..

Main-Kya??

Abeer - Ye jo Jagat Ahuja haina ghar ka mukhiya ye apne sath hai..

Main-Matlab?? Apne sath already hai toh fir kya caahiye..

Abeer-Abe apne se mera matlab hai ye kai saalon se League ka silent member hai..

Main-What the fuck..??Really..

Abeer-Yeah.. Yahin se milli hai ye information mujhe i mean pehle se he thi ye information bhai k pass..

Deva-Yeah.. Bahot pehle se ye unke kuch business sambhaal raha hai abtak toh bahot important member ban gaya hoga.. I am shocked ki tum dono ko nahi maalum iska..

Abeer-Bhai silent members ka humse lena dena nahi hota unke baare mein humein or humare baare mein unhe naa he pata ho toh better hai..

Main-Yeah.. Aise saikdon members honge apne North India mein he.. So ye League se hai.. Hmmm...

Deva-Kahin isse pata toh nahi hai tu bhi unhi mein se ek hai??

Main-Oh.. No. No. No. 1% bhi.. 0.0000001% bhi nahi meri identity iske kai level uppar k logon ko nahi pata bhai toh ye toh cheej he kya hai..

Deva-Pakka??

Main-Oh yeah bhai.. Ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai mere aage isko agar mere baare mein pata hota toh ye jinda nahi hota.. Meri identity agar usse pata hoti toh Ahuja's khatam hochuke hotey..

Ye sunke bhai chownke unhone kuch puchna caaha mujhse but baat waapis khaa gaye woh.. Woh puchna caah rahe they ki aisa kya hai tu..

Deva-Khair woh chhod badhiya hai unhe nahi pata toh. Lekin fir wohlog yahaan kyun aarahe hain?? League ka member hai woh toh usse humse kya caahiye..

Main-Wahi toh.. Mujhse kya caahiye usse.. OhHh.! Wait a second bhai.. I know usse kya caahiye, i know exactly unhe kya caahiye.. Bhenchodo ko ofcourse meri he jarurat hai..

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Yeh tow pakka ho gaya ki uneh % security chahiye un Longo se Jo qatle aam machaye huwe h dar tow sabko lagta h woh chahe kitni badi top ho or fir jis tarah se yeh log J ya fir JAI log kaat rehe h kisi ki bhi fat jayegi
Or bhai 8 bottle woh bhi sirf 2 ghante m aisa kon kerta h bhai
Baherhal dekhte h yeh Ahuja,s kia chahte h or fir AP kia Bolta h
Bahot badhiya zabardast shaandar update

 

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Update-224(The Hangover )​

Humlog wahaan rasham k dauraan baith toh gaye lekin bhenchod nasha itana hogaya tha ki kuch samjh naa aaraha tha ki chal kya raha hai.. Sam Ravi or Rohit toh bhenchod khatam he ho chuke they.. Rohit k dad humaare honourable Minister of Education mere just aage, bhai k bagal mein baithtey they toh Rohit apna pura dum laga raha tha sober lagne k liye woh bus aise baitha tha maano aaj Panditji ki baatein sun sun k saare mantar seekh jaaega.. Wahin Sam toh literally jhatke khaa raha tha maano abhi so jaaega woh.. Ravi sabse bura fansa tha woh babhi k just piche baitha tha or aise baitha tha maano usase sareef koi londa hai he nahi..

Khair Meenu aai or durr se toh mujhe samjh naa aaya itana blurry vision hogaya tha nashe mein pass mein aake dikhaai di woh, bhaari cute lag rahi thi Meenu bhaari cute.. Woh aake Mangal k bagal mein baithi or mantar hue chaalu.. Idhar bc ek ek minute nikaalna muskill horaha tha abtoh yaa toh so jaaun toh chain aaye yaa naach kuddke nasha utaarun bus ek baar ye sab finish ho.. Bc itana time kon lagata hai moveis mein toh turant he hojaata hai sab.. Ferre bhi hogaye they mangalsutra, sindur sab hochuka tha lekin panditji still chaalu they.. Kuch vachan wagairaah bata rahe they mere just saamne baithey they woh or mujhe bus ye ek word he samjh mein aaya VACHAN baaki kuch samjh naa aaya woh kya bolrahe they.. Sam literally sone laga tha toh maine usko kohni maarke jagaya or ek waiter se paani leke diya usko.. Ok this is too much..Bhai itani daru yahaan niche passarke baitha rehne ko thodi pee thi.. Main uthne ka decision leta usase pehle clapping suru hui or sablog khaddey hone lage.. Haaasshhhhhh!.
Ab ek or dikkat thi humaare saamne bhenchod niche se uthein kaise.. Bc munh lagega aage mandap mein jaake... Hum 4on ek dusare ko ghurrein but thankfully bhai mere saamne khaddey they toh maine unka hath pakkada or jhat se khadda hua mere pair jarur dagmagaaye lekin khadda hogaya main bhenchod pair sogaya tha baithey-2.. Maine Fir Sam or Ravi ko uthaya unhone fir Rohit ko..

Deva - Jaruri thodi hoti hai itani peeni??

Bhai ne hanste hue kaha..

Main-Aa. S.. Aaraaamm.. Seeee... Bbbbababahaaiiii... marwa doge kya yaar..haan? Bhai na ho mere..

Deva-Haan Haan.. Bilkul bilkul. Tumhara he bhai hun.. Khaana khaalo nikalna hai firr..

Main-Kaka. A. Akhaaan??

Deva-Ghar nahi jaana??

Main-Haainnn?? Dance.. Dd. D ance ka kya??

Deva-Dance pehle hota hai ferron k baad kon dance karega.. Heheheh..

Main-H. H. H. H. Umnn.. Karenge naa...

Sam-D. D. D. Ancee.. Toh Hoga bhai.. Dancee.. Toh Hoga..

Deva-Arrey kal reception mein karlena dance.. Kal ki tarah subah 6 baje takk naachtey rehana..

Main - Naanaa.. Anaanaa... Yahin.. Idhar... Abhi... Yahinnnn.. Hoga.. Aap DJ chaalu kar.. Karwaaaa. Aoooo...

Deva-(Hanske) ok.. Ok.. Ok.. Lekin 1 ghanta.. Usase jyaada nahi humein abhi nikalna tha lekin abhi tumhare liye 1 ghanta or rukk jaaenge..

Rohit - I. I. I. Love you bhai.. DJ chalaado abbbb..

Deva-Jaa jaa udhar dance floor pe jaa tu.. Tere papa aarahe hain mujhe bhi marwaaega.. Abeer gaadi ki chaabi lele inse or jaa DJ chalwadey.

Abeer-Aajao be..

Mainh-Chal... Challllm.. Mere bbababhaaii...

Ab bus DJ chaalu hogaya fir humein roukane waala koi naa tha bhenchod tandav kardiya wahaan.. Humein dekh jo 3-4 or ne pee rakhi thi woh bhi kuddne lage.. I don't know humlog kitani derr naache but 1 ghantey se toh jyaada he tha.. Babhi humein lejaane aai lekin bhai ne unko wait karne ko kehdiya and humlog ne continue kiya.. Or jo humaara veham tha na ki bhenchod naachne se nasha kam hoga waisa kuch na hua nasha badhta he gaya or bhenchod fir jackets fatti sabki then shirts fattne lagi he thi ki uske baad DJ bandh hogaya or aage mujhe bus ye yaad hai Abeer ne Sam ko pakkada tha Rishi ne Rohit ko or Jack ne mujhe... Unhone humein ek gaadi mein baithaya and gaadi chall paddi....

Main-Ooo... Yeee. E. Jaanwar gaadi roukkk bhoss.. Ksdb... Dk.. Gaadi rokkkk...

Abeer-Kya haibe sojaa naa so toh raha tha abtak..

Main-... Memereko...peshaabb.b.karrnnnaa..hai...

Ravi - H. H. H. Aaaan... Mujhe bhi..

Abeer-Bhai 3 minutes lagenge nahi haweli aane mein ghar jaake karlena..

Main-Bhosdk.. Gaadddiii.. Roukkkkkk... Main yahi.. Mooootttttt dungaaaaaa..... Eokkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...

Abeer-Side mein toh lagaane dey. Bhosdk subah k 3 baje kone mein muttega koi Gand tod dega..

Abeer ne gaadi roukki or pehle toh main uttartey hue he niche girra..

Abeer-Jack...Utha toh isko.. Chot toh nahi lagi..

Main-Ll. A. A...lawda lagegi chottt.. Hatt

Main utha then bathroom karke gaadi mein baithatey hue fir girra.. Daru ka Itana nasha toh bhenchod kabhi hua he naa tha... Bc... Uske baaad mujhe thoda bahot yaad hai.. Humlog haweli aaye wahaan maine jaanwar se gaadi mein music chalwaaya and Main Ravi or Rohit wahaan naachne lage fir.. Sam so chuka tha i guess.. Then uske baad babhi aai thi or bus uske baad again mujhe kuch yaad nahi hai..

Subah meri aankh khulli thi i dont know kya time tha but main mere room mein nahi tha janwar k room mein tha and Rohit mere side mein he so raha tha headache itana jyaada tha ki main turant he waapis sogaya.. Turant..

Uske baad main firse utha or paani peeke firse sogaya.. Next time main khudse na utha mujhe uthaya gaya main uthke baitha toh mujhe Abeer or babhi ne uthaya tha.. Rohit mere side mein nahi tha.. Badhiya nind lee thi maine kuch dard nahi kar raha tha bus stomach upset tha jo vomiting se he theek hone waala tha..

Babhi-Uthgaya naa?? Doobara matt so jaana... AP... Tere bhaiya ne bola hai.. Sun.... Idhar dekh.

Main - Haan.. Jaag gaya...kya hua... Kya time hogaya??

Babhi - Kalse kam he soya hai.. 4 he baje hain shyaam k..

Main-Hmmmm..

Main utha or bathroom ki side bhaga kyunki vomiting hone waali thi or hui bhi.. Main hath munh dhoke waapis aaya bahaar toh bhenchod mere ghutne or elbows dard kar rahe they maine hath lagaake dekha toh chot lagi thi..

Abeer-Raatko gaadi se uttartey hue laga tha then baithtey hue laga tha. Then yahaan dance kar raha tha lawn mein toh chair lagi thi..

Main-H. Hmmmmmm..

Babhi-AP.. AP AP... kya karungi main tera... Itani sharaab.. Itani koi peeta hai kya bhalla??

Main-.. Hmm.. Sorry...

Babhi-Theek se jaag jaa fir nipatungi tujhse.. Or sun tere bhaiya ne bola hai koi bahot important shaks milne aane waala hai tumse toh fresh hoja or aadmi banja jaanwar kahin k.. Turant..

Main - Kon aaraha milne?

Babhi - I don't know but someone very important i guess so get up.. Right now.

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[Nadan Dill]

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[Vk248517]

Update-225(Ahuja's)​

Main fresh hua hath munh dhoye and turant bahaar aaya bhai ne bulaya tha mujhe koi milne aane waala tha.. Bhai apne room mein he they unke alawa Abeer bhi tha wahaan..

Deva-You know main tujhe tokta nahi hun, lekin for real AP itani daru achi nahi hoti..

Main-I know bhai.. Sorry.. Woh kabhi kabhaar peete hain toh over hojaati hai..

Deva-Well kabhi kabhaar mein agar 4 log 9 bottles pee jaaein naa toh woh pure saal ki hojaati hai.. Tumhaari gaadi mein se 8 bottles toh totally khaali or 1 almost khaali milli hai.. I mean AP 2 ghanto mein 9 bottles khaali karna normal nahi hai.. Tu gaadi mein baithtey hue girr raha tha jabki tujhe toh nasha bhi nahi hota easily yaani 3 ek bottle toh teri he hongi.. Yaa jyaada??

Main- Yeah..

Deva-Jyaada?? Number bata..

Main-Shyaam waali 1 or 4 raat ko.. 5 bottle kal shyaam or raatko.. 3 ek parson hogayi hongi..

Abeer - What the fuck..

Deva-I mean come on AP.. 8 bottle 2 din mein.. Liver ek he din mein kharaab hogaya hoga tera..

Main-Arrey nahi bhai mera liver hai yun he kharaab nahi hoga.. Meri tarah insane capacity hai uski bhi..

Deva-Well.. Point ye hai jab bhi piye kam peeya kar.. Simple as that..

Main-Gotcha bhai..

Deva-Ab aatey hain main point pe.. So tujhe Ahuja's k baare mein toh pata hoga..

Main-Oh yeah.. Ahuja and Sons waale Ahuja's.

Deva - Exactly so Ahuja's North India mein business k point of view se humaari family jitane he important hain beshak unke pass paisa Humse kam hai lekin unke contacts unke shares etcetera important jagah pe hain.. Yaani inshort North India ki almost harr major business mein unka hath jarur hota hai jo unhe or jyaada important banaata hai.. So obviously wohlog Ruling party k bandey hain or unko he support kartey hain, i mean central government ko support kartey hain woh .Lekin ab unke or ruling party k bich recently kuch issues chal rahe hain wohlog apna support waapis lene waale hain Central Government se jiska abhi koi farak nahi padega government ko but aage funding k time jarur farak padega.. So ab unka Humse kya matlab sun, Ahuja's 3 bhai hain..

Main-Yeah..

Deva - Woh teeno he alag alag business mein hain like rehtey bhi alag alag hain and all lekin aapas mein relations badhiya hai unki ek dusare se connected rehtey hain wohlog or major decisions ek sath he letey hain.. So aaj subha mere pass unke sabse bade bhai and unke mukhiya maanle Jagat Ahuja ka phone aaya ki usko mujhse milna hai kaam bahot jaruri hai toh wohlog kab aa shaktey hain toh maine kaha abhi aajao toh usne kaha meeting mein AP jarur hona caahiye as unhe kaam tumse he hai..

Main-Interesting...

Deva-Ab tujhse bhalla kya he kaam hoga ye tujhe bhi maalum hai..

Main-Yaa toh koi family member kidnap hogaya hoga usko waapis laana hoga yaa koi gangster dhamka raha hoga usko thokna hoga yaa koi kuch valuable item udaa legaya hoga inka jo waapis caahiye hoga.. Or kya he kaam hoga unko..

Deva-Exactly.. Aisa he kuch hoga.. Toh ab unka Humse help maanganey kaa matlab hai wohlog Central Government ki bajaaye humein support and back karenge.. And tu soch bhi nahi shakta ye kitana helpful ho shakta hai humaare liye.. Bahot bahot bahot jyaada. Inke support se humlog bahot jyaada majbutt hojaaenge ye Sudha Chaudhary fir apne jhant barabar reh jaaegi.. Humlog almost opposition k barabar hojaaenge, itana rutba hai Ahuja's ka.... So issliye Mujhe wohlog kissi bhi keemat pe apne sath caahiye..

Main- Don't worry bhai jo bolenge woh kardunga main..

Deva-Naa.. Naa.. Naa... Kaam agar sahi and logical hua toh he karna hai.. Koi galat kaam nahi karenge humlog kissi k liye bhi, caahe yelog kissi ko bhi support karein i dont give a fuck.. But agar kaam theek hai or tujhe lagta hai ki tu 1% bhi raaji hai usko karne mein toh bhi haan karni hai tujhe, kyunki i know tera mood ka kissi ko nahi pata toh kuch bhi hojae agar kaam sahi hai toh mana nahi karna hai kissi bhi keemat pe..

Main-Ok bhai.. Dont even stress about it..

Deva - Also ek bahot jyaada important information... Infact sabse jyada important..

Main-Kya??

Abeer - Ye jo Jagat Ahuja haina ghar ka mukhiya ye apne sath hai..

Main-Matlab?? Apne sath already hai toh fir kya caahiye..

Abeer-Abe apne se mera matlab hai ye kai saalon se League ka silent member hai..

Main-What the fuck..??Really..

Abeer-Yeah.. Yahin se milli hai ye information mujhe i mean pehle se he thi ye information bhai k pass..

Deva-Yeah.. Bahot pehle se ye unke kuch business sambhaal raha hai abtak toh bahot important member ban gaya hoga.. I am shocked ki tum dono ko nahi maalum iska..

Abeer-Bhai silent members ka humse lena dena nahi hota unke baare mein humein or humare baare mein unhe naa he pata ho toh better hai..

Main-Yeah.. Aise saikdon members honge apne North India mein he.. So ye League se hai.. Hmmm...

Deva-Kahin isse pata toh nahi hai tu bhi unhi mein se ek hai??

Main-Oh.. No. No. No. 1% bhi.. 0.0000001% bhi nahi meri identity iske kai level uppar k logon ko nahi pata bhai toh ye toh cheej he kya hai..

Deva-Pakka??

Main-Oh yeah bhai.. Ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai mere aage isko agar mere baare mein pata hota toh ye jinda nahi hota.. Meri identity agar usse pata hoti toh Ahuja's khatam hochuke hotey..

Ye sunke bhai chownke unhone kuch puchna caaha mujhse but baat waapis khaa gaye woh.. Woh puchna caah rahe they ki aisa kya hai tu..

Deva-Khair woh chhod badhiya hai unhe nahi pata toh. Lekin fir wohlog yahaan kyun aarahe hain?? League ka member hai woh toh usse humse kya caahiye..

Main-Wahi toh.. Mujhse kya caahiye usse.. OhHh.! Wait a second bhai.. I know usse kya caahiye, i know exactly unhe kya caahiye.. Bhenchodo ko ofcourse meri he jarurat hai..

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Update-225(Ahuja's)​

Main fresh hua hath munh dhoye and turant bahaar aaya bhai ne bulaya tha mujhe koi milne aane waala tha.. Bhai apne room mein he they unke alawa Abeer bhi tha wahaan..

Deva-You know main tujhe tokta nahi hun, lekin for real AP itani daru achi nahi hoti..

Main-I know bhai.. Sorry.. Woh kabhi kabhaar peete hain toh over hojaati hai..

Deva-Well kabhi kabhaar mein agar 4 log 9 bottles pee jaaein naa toh woh pure saal ki hojaati hai.. Tumhaari gaadi mein se 8 bottles toh totally khaali or 1 almost khaali milli hai.. I mean AP 2 ghanto mein 9 bottles khaali karna normal nahi hai.. Tu gaadi mein baithtey hue girr raha tha jabki tujhe toh nasha bhi nahi hota easily yaani 3 ek bottle toh teri he hongi.. Yaa jyaada??

Main- Yeah..

Deva-Jyaada?? Number bata..

Main-Shyaam waali 1 or 4 raat ko.. 5 bottle kal shyaam or raatko.. 3 ek parson hogayi hongi..

Abeer - What the fuck..

Deva-I mean come on AP.. 8 bottle 2 din mein.. Liver ek he din mein kharaab hogaya hoga tera..

Main-Arrey nahi bhai mera liver hai yun he kharaab nahi hoga.. Meri tarah insane capacity hai uski bhi..

Deva-Well.. Point ye hai jab bhi piye kam peeya kar.. Simple as that..

Main-Gotcha bhai..

Deva-Ab aatey hain main point pe.. So tujhe Ahuja's k baare mein toh pata hoga..

Main-Oh yeah.. Ahuja and Sons waale Ahuja's.

Deva - Exactly so Ahuja's North India mein business k point of view se humaari family jitane he important hain beshak unke pass paisa Humse kam hai lekin unke contacts unke shares etcetera important jagah pe hain.. Yaani inshort North India ki almost harr major business mein unka hath jarur hota hai jo unhe or jyaada important banaata hai.. So obviously wohlog Ruling party k bandey hain or unko he support kartey hain, i mean central government ko support kartey hain woh .Lekin ab unke or ruling party k bich recently kuch issues chal rahe hain wohlog apna support waapis lene waale hain Central Government se jiska abhi koi farak nahi padega government ko but aage funding k time jarur farak padega.. So ab unka Humse kya matlab sun, Ahuja's 3 bhai hain..

Main-Yeah..

Deva - Woh teeno he alag alag business mein hain like rehtey bhi alag alag hain and all lekin aapas mein relations badhiya hai unki ek dusare se connected rehtey hain wohlog or major decisions ek sath he letey hain.. So aaj subha mere pass unke sabse bade bhai and unke mukhiya maanle Jagat Ahuja ka phone aaya ki usko mujhse milna hai kaam bahot jaruri hai toh wohlog kab aa shaktey hain toh maine kaha abhi aajao toh usne kaha meeting mein AP jarur hona caahiye as unhe kaam tumse he hai..

Main-Interesting...

Deva-Ab tujhse bhalla kya he kaam hoga ye tujhe bhi maalum hai..

Main-Yaa toh koi family member kidnap hogaya hoga usko waapis laana hoga yaa koi gangster dhamka raha hoga usko thokna hoga yaa koi kuch valuable item udaa legaya hoga inka jo waapis caahiye hoga.. Or kya he kaam hoga unko..

Deva-Exactly.. Aisa he kuch hoga.. Toh ab unka Humse help maanganey kaa matlab hai wohlog Central Government ki bajaaye humein support and back karenge.. And tu soch bhi nahi shakta ye kitana helpful ho shakta hai humaare liye.. Bahot bahot bahot jyaada. Inke support se humlog bahot jyaada majbutt hojaaenge ye Sudha Chaudhary fir apne jhant barabar reh jaaegi.. Humlog almost opposition k barabar hojaaenge, itana rutba hai Ahuja's ka.... So issliye Mujhe wohlog kissi bhi keemat pe apne sath caahiye..

Main- Don't worry bhai jo bolenge woh kardunga main..

Deva-Naa.. Naa.. Naa... Kaam agar sahi and logical hua toh he karna hai.. Koi galat kaam nahi karenge humlog kissi k liye bhi, caahe yelog kissi ko bhi support karein i dont give a fuck.. But agar kaam theek hai or tujhe lagta hai ki tu 1% bhi raaji hai usko karne mein toh bhi haan karni hai tujhe, kyunki i know tera mood ka kissi ko nahi pata toh kuch bhi hojae agar kaam sahi hai toh mana nahi karna hai kissi bhi keemat pe..

Main-Ok bhai.. Dont even stress about it..

Deva - Also ek bahot jyaada important information... Infact sabse jyada important..

Main-Kya??

Abeer - Ye jo Jagat Ahuja haina ghar ka mukhiya ye apne sath hai..

Main-Matlab?? Apne sath already hai toh fir kya caahiye..

Abeer-Abe apne se mera matlab hai ye kai saalon se League ka silent member hai..

Main-What the fuck..??Really..

Abeer-Yeah.. Yahin se milli hai ye information mujhe i mean pehle se he thi ye information bhai k pass..

Deva-Yeah.. Bahot pehle se ye unke kuch business sambhaal raha hai abtak toh bahot important member ban gaya hoga.. I am shocked ki tum dono ko nahi maalum iska..

Abeer-Bhai silent members ka humse lena dena nahi hota unke baare mein humein or humare baare mein unhe naa he pata ho toh better hai..

Main-Yeah.. Aise saikdon members honge apne North India mein he.. So ye League se hai.. Hmmm...

Deva-Kahin isse pata toh nahi hai tu bhi unhi mein se ek hai??

Main-Oh.. No. No. No. 1% bhi.. 0.0000001% bhi nahi meri identity iske kai level uppar k logon ko nahi pata bhai toh ye toh cheej he kya hai..

Deva-Pakka??

Main-Oh yeah bhai.. Ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai mere aage isko agar mere baare mein pata hota toh ye jinda nahi hota.. Meri identity agar usse pata hoti toh Ahuja's khatam hochuke hotey..

Ye sunke bhai chownke unhone kuch puchna caaha mujhse but baat waapis khaa gaye woh.. Woh puchna caah rahe they ki aisa kya hai tu..

Deva-Khair woh chhod badhiya hai unhe nahi pata toh. Lekin fir wohlog yahaan kyun aarahe hain?? League ka member hai woh toh usse humse kya caahiye..

Main-Wahi toh.. Mujhse kya caahiye usse.. OhHh.! Wait a second bhai.. I know usse kya caahiye, i know exactly unhe kya caahiye.. Bhenchodo ko ofcourse meri he jarurat hai..

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Update-225(Ahuja's)​

Main fresh hua hath munh dhoye and turant bahaar aaya bhai ne bulaya tha mujhe koi milne aane waala tha.. Bhai apne room mein he they unke alawa Abeer bhi tha wahaan..

Deva-You know main tujhe tokta nahi hun, lekin for real AP itani daru achi nahi hoti..

Main-I know bhai.. Sorry.. Woh kabhi kabhaar peete hain toh over hojaati hai..

Deva-Well kabhi kabhaar mein agar 4 log 9 bottles pee jaaein naa toh woh pure saal ki hojaati hai.. Tumhaari gaadi mein se 8 bottles toh totally khaali or 1 almost khaali milli hai.. I mean AP 2 ghanto mein 9 bottles khaali karna normal nahi hai.. Tu gaadi mein baithtey hue girr raha tha jabki tujhe toh nasha bhi nahi hota easily yaani 3 ek bottle toh teri he hongi.. Yaa jyaada??

Main- Yeah..

Deva-Jyaada?? Number bata..

Main-Shyaam waali 1 or 4 raat ko.. 5 bottle kal shyaam or raatko.. 3 ek parson hogayi hongi..

Abeer - What the fuck..

Deva-I mean come on AP.. 8 bottle 2 din mein.. Liver ek he din mein kharaab hogaya hoga tera..

Main-Arrey nahi bhai mera liver hai yun he kharaab nahi hoga.. Meri tarah insane capacity hai uski bhi..

Deva-Well.. Point ye hai jab bhi piye kam peeya kar.. Simple as that..

Main-Gotcha bhai..

Deva-Ab aatey hain main point pe.. So tujhe Ahuja's k baare mein toh pata hoga..

Main-Oh yeah.. Ahuja and Sons waale Ahuja's.

Deva - Exactly so Ahuja's North India mein business k point of view se humaari family jitane he important hain beshak unke pass paisa Humse kam hai lekin unke contacts unke shares etcetera important jagah pe hain.. Yaani inshort North India ki almost harr major business mein unka hath jarur hota hai jo unhe or jyaada important banaata hai.. So obviously wohlog Ruling party k bandey hain or unko he support kartey hain, i mean central government ko support kartey hain woh .Lekin ab unke or ruling party k bich recently kuch issues chal rahe hain wohlog apna support waapis lene waale hain Central Government se jiska abhi koi farak nahi padega government ko but aage funding k time jarur farak padega.. So ab unka Humse kya matlab sun, Ahuja's 3 bhai hain..

Main-Yeah..

Deva - Woh teeno he alag alag business mein hain like rehtey bhi alag alag hain and all lekin aapas mein relations badhiya hai unki ek dusare se connected rehtey hain wohlog or major decisions ek sath he letey hain.. So aaj subha mere pass unke sabse bade bhai and unke mukhiya maanle Jagat Ahuja ka phone aaya ki usko mujhse milna hai kaam bahot jaruri hai toh wohlog kab aa shaktey hain toh maine kaha abhi aajao toh usne kaha meeting mein AP jarur hona caahiye as unhe kaam tumse he hai..

Main-Interesting...

Deva-Ab tujhse bhalla kya he kaam hoga ye tujhe bhi maalum hai..

Main-Yaa toh koi family member kidnap hogaya hoga usko waapis laana hoga yaa koi gangster dhamka raha hoga usko thokna hoga yaa koi kuch valuable item udaa legaya hoga inka jo waapis caahiye hoga.. Or kya he kaam hoga unko..

Deva-Exactly.. Aisa he kuch hoga.. Toh ab unka Humse help maanganey kaa matlab hai wohlog Central Government ki bajaaye humein support and back karenge.. And tu soch bhi nahi shakta ye kitana helpful ho shakta hai humaare liye.. Bahot bahot bahot jyaada. Inke support se humlog bahot jyaada majbutt hojaaenge ye Sudha Chaudhary fir apne jhant barabar reh jaaegi.. Humlog almost opposition k barabar hojaaenge, itana rutba hai Ahuja's ka.... So issliye Mujhe wohlog kissi bhi keemat pe apne sath caahiye..

Main- Don't worry bhai jo bolenge woh kardunga main..

Deva-Naa.. Naa.. Naa... Kaam agar sahi and logical hua toh he karna hai.. Koi galat kaam nahi karenge humlog kissi k liye bhi, caahe yelog kissi ko bhi support karein i dont give a fuck.. But agar kaam theek hai or tujhe lagta hai ki tu 1% bhi raaji hai usko karne mein toh bhi haan karni hai tujhe, kyunki i know tera mood ka kissi ko nahi pata toh kuch bhi hojae agar kaam sahi hai toh mana nahi karna hai kissi bhi keemat pe..

Main-Ok bhai.. Dont even stress about it..

Deva - Also ek bahot jyaada important information... Infact sabse jyada important..

Main-Kya??

Abeer - Ye jo Jagat Ahuja haina ghar ka mukhiya ye apne sath hai..

Main-Matlab?? Apne sath already hai toh fir kya caahiye..

Abeer-Abe apne se mera matlab hai ye kai saalon se League ka silent member hai..

Main-What the fuck..??Really..

Abeer-Yeah.. Yahin se milli hai ye information mujhe i mean pehle se he thi ye information bhai k pass..

Deva-Yeah.. Bahot pehle se ye unke kuch business sambhaal raha hai abtak toh bahot important member ban gaya hoga.. I am shocked ki tum dono ko nahi maalum iska..

Abeer-Bhai silent members ka humse lena dena nahi hota unke baare mein humein or humare baare mein unhe naa he pata ho toh better hai..

Main-Yeah.. Aise saikdon members honge apne North India mein he.. So ye League se hai.. Hmmm...

Deva-Kahin isse pata toh nahi hai tu bhi unhi mein se ek hai??

Main-Oh.. No. No. No. 1% bhi.. 0.0000001% bhi nahi meri identity iske kai level uppar k logon ko nahi pata bhai toh ye toh cheej he kya hai..

Deva-Pakka??

Main-Oh yeah bhai.. Ye toh kuch bhi nahi hai mere aage isko agar mere baare mein pata hota toh ye jinda nahi hota.. Meri identity agar usse pata hoti toh Ahuja's khatam hochuke hotey..

Ye sunke bhai chownke unhone kuch puchna caaha mujhse but baat waapis khaa gaye woh.. Woh puchna caah rahe they ki aisa kya hai tu..

Deva-Khair woh chhod badhiya hai unhe nahi pata toh. Lekin fir wohlog yahaan kyun aarahe hain?? League ka member hai woh toh usse humse kya caahiye..

Main-Wahi toh.. Mujhse kya caahiye usse.. OhHh.! Wait a second bhai.. I know usse kya caahiye, i know exactly unhe kya caahiye.. Bhenchodo ko ofcourse meri he jarurat hai..

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