Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[AP 316]

First of all sorry for the delay Guys bhaari busy tha but as promised last week k bhi complete kardiye hain or iss week k bhi complete kardiye hain. 2 Updates last week k and 5 iss week k.. Ab exams aagaye hain toh agle 2 weeks aise he chalega ek din ikatha updates dedunga jitane ban paaenge..

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Update-230(Ego-1)​

So humlog officially Jagat k security guard banke unke ghar aachuke they humaare alawa Mady or uski team bhi same situation mein thi subah 7 baje humlog unke lawn mein baithtey charcha kar rahe they..

Main-Mady btw humara toh samjh mein aata hai lekin tumlog yahaan kyun aaye??

Mady - Information AP obviously maine bataya na ye beshak MOD ka kaam naa ho lekin jiska bhi kaam haina woh underworld ka sabse dangerous group hai or by chance wohlog yahaan attack kartey hain toh humlog unhe pakkad lenge and then unse jo information humein mill shakti hai usko tum imagine bhi nahi kar shaktey, unimaginable information hogi unke pass jo humaare liye bahot helpful hogi..

Aji lund mera bhenchod pura underworld millke jisko nahi pakkad paaya, Arrey pakkad kya nahi paaya bc aas pass takk nahi pohanchey pakkadne k unko ye pakkadegi bolo.. Gand pe goli maarenge wohlog bhenchod..

Main-I see.. I see..

Humlog baithtey he they ki ek maid humaare liye coffee le aai baaki sabne pee lee thi bus main Ami or Abeer he bache they toh humne coffee lelee...

Humlog coffee pee he rahe they ki gate se kuch awaajein aai then gate khula or ek Audi andar enter hui usme se ek banda uttara 25-27 ki age rahi hogi uski usko dekhtey he guard ne usse salute maara or badle mein ussne uss guard ko thappad jadd diya.. Acha hai bhenchod iss guard ko toh lagne he caahiye maadarchod bada aaya tha wrong address waala..Thappad maarke woh guard ko sunaaney laga..

"Saale gaadi nahi pehchaanta kya meri haan?? Itani derr lagti hai gate kholne mein haan?? Saale aaj tujhe ghar bhejta hun.. Bhenchod.."

Jispe guard ne hath jodde and woh guard ko ek or thappad maarke waapis gaadi mein baith gaya and gaadi ka horn bajaya..

Main-Ye kon?

Mady - Ye Jagat ki badi beti Mahi ka boyfriend hai, Gym jaane k liye usse pick karne aaya hai.. Divyanshu naam hai i think.. And yes ye baaki sabse jyada ghatiya hai.. Dekh he liya hoga tumne..

Main-Yep.. Hota hai.. Baap k pass andha paisa hoga jiska nasha liye ye ghum raha hai..

Mady-Exactly..Maine mana kiya tha Jagat ji ko ki kuch din bahaar matt he nikalne do kissi ko bhi, i guess unki chalti nahi hai itani..

Main-Dikh raha hai woh toh..

Mady-hehehe..Btw inke sath mere team members jaaenge kuch tumhe jaana hai??

Main-Oh hell no.. Mera kaam yahin ghar takk kaa he hai.. Bahaar tumlog sambhaalo Ami ko le jaao if you want to..

Mady - Naah my team can manage.. Humlog rukktey hain..

"Oho ho My new security guys are here"

Maine piche muddke dekha toh ek ladki khaddi thi age rahi hogi yahi 26-27 k aas pass bhaari maal thi woh by the way bhaari, lekin uski bolne ki tone se he main samjh gaya tha not my type.. Bawligand hai ye..

Mady - Hey Mahi good morning.. Inse millo ye hain..

Mahi-My new security guards.. Thats who they are..

Main-Exactly madam.. Security guards he hain humlog..

Mahi-Ab aish farma liya ho toh khaddey hojaao and lets go we are getting late...

Mady-Yep yelog ready hain Mahi jo team kal gayi thi tumhare sath..

Mahi-No i want them 3...

Mady - Unfortunately not Mahi yelog ko bus ghar ki security k liye rakha gaya hai specially..

Mahi-I don't care tum 3 aarahe ho mere sath..

Mady-Mahi tumhare papa k strict orders hain they can't leave this house.. Sorry..

Iss bich uss bawligand Divyanshu ne firse horn bajaya..

Mahi-I'm comingggg Divyanshu.. Stop honking..

Divyanshu gaadi se uttarke aaya humaare pass..

Div-Mahi stop wasting time.. Humlog already late hain..

Mahi-But babe yelog..

Div-I don't give a fuck about them.. Inke liye time nahi hai mere pass..

Mahi-Butt..

Div-Babe yelog security hain.. They are bunch of retards stop wasting my time.. Let's go.. Or I'm leaving.. Lets go..

Mahi- Ok fine.. Lets go..

Ye sunke Mady ki team se 4 bandey uske sath chale gaye or wohlog nikale wahaan se .. Bhenchod bawligand Divyanshu ne bacha liya warna abhi Gand marr jaati, public mein security guard banke nahi jaane waala main bhenchod fuck that.. Bhosdk yahaan ka bacha bacha jaanta hai mujhe koi video bana gaya toh maa chud jaaegi system ki.. But.. But... Bhenchod Mujhe Retard bola uss maadarchod ne?? What?? Ek second.. Mujhe retard bola.. Bhen ka lawda.. Abhi thok deta maadarchod ko.. Bhenchod.. Ek baar Jagat ka kaam pura kardun fir teri maa chod dunga bawligand..

Mady-Dekha?

Main-Yeah.. Ego. Don't worry i can handle it..

Humlog wahaan baithtey rahe or kuch kaam nahi tha.. Jagat gharse bahaar nahi jaane waala tha toh mujhe toh wahin rehna tha.. Jagat aaya tha bahaar Humse milke waapis chala gaya woh sachmein badhiya aadmi tha, uske sath uski second wife bhi aai thi woh jyaada boli nahi but jitana boli usase saaf tha ki paise mein thodi bahot andhi toh ye bhi hai.. Uska beta and uski choti beti humein 11 baje takk naa dikhe or tabhi woh Mahi Gym se waapis aai bhenchod itani derr kon maadarchod gym karta hai.. Uske sath Divyanshu bhi tha or woh dono k bich ho rahi conversation se ye clear tha ki unki relationship bus hawa baaji ki he thi kyunki ajeeb tarah se babu sona karke ladd rahe they wohlog.. Then Divyanshu ka phone baja or woh phone pe lag gaya toh Mahi humaare pass aai firse..

Mahi-Hey tumlog mein se koi yahan local hai??

Mady - Unfortunately not..

Mahi-What about you 3??

Main-No madam..

Mahi-Too bad tum mein se koi mujhe ghumaane lejaa raha hai.. Research karo kuch toh hoga iss shity place mein karne k liye. Pure din yahaan baithne ki salary nahi letey ho tumlog do some actual work dumbass.. Main ready hoke aati hun tabtak..

Main-Well i think Abeer and Ami, inhone yahaan kaafi time spend kiya hai.. So they are your best bets..

Mahi - Ohk..cool.. I like it.. Tum dono chal rahe ho mere sath..

Ye sunke Abeer or Ami ne mujhe khaa jaane waali najaron se dekha.. Or Mahi chali gayi andar..

Abeer - You fucking bitch..

Main-Or kya karta be.. Mujhe lejaati warna.. Itani derr bhi naa jhel shakta inko main bc raipta maardeta wahaan fir..

Abeer-Rehndey fir hum he theek hain..

Main-Exactly.. Dhyaan rakhna..

Continued..

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First of all sorry for the delay Guys bhaari busy tha but as promised last week k bhi complete kardiye hain or iss week k bhi complete kardiye hain. 2 Updates last week k and 5 iss week k.. Ab exams aagaye hain toh agle 2 weeks aise he chalega ek din ikatha updates dedunga jitane ban paaenge..

Thanks for the support bhidulog keep supporting as always 7 updates posted read and give reviews same deal on hai apni.

AP 316 bhai bhai bhai kya ho updates diye hai lagatar 7 ke 7 updates gand faad or jo last ka update tha uski to baat hi chor do sabko unki aukaat dikha di .

Kosis karna bhai new update jaldi do

 

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Dil khuss kr ditta

 

[Jitu0786]

Update-236(Bhagwaan Hun Main) ​

Raman mere saamne niche baitha..

Raman - Bhai aap yahaan..

Main-Yeah.. Tere bhai se puch...

Ye sunke usne apne bhai ki taraf dekha..

Divyanshu-W. W.. Woh.. Ye bhai.. Ye bodyguard hai...

Ye sunke Raman ne baithe-2 he uske pair pe muka maara..

Raman-Chup... Munh bandh rakh apna.. Bacha hai bhai.. Naasamjh hai.. Aapka he bacha hai.. Kuch bhi bolraha hai.

Mahi-Kuch bhi nahi.. Ye really humaara bodyguard hai..

Raman-A pagal ladki.. Tu kya bol rahi hai ye tujhe khud pata hai haan? Pagal hogayi hai kya?? Dimag kharaab hai tera?? Haan?? A Jagat isko Agra bhejdey.. Pagal.. Bodyguard?? Ye?? Tujhe pata hai kiske saamne khaddi hai tu?? AP.. AP.. Naam suna hai? Tune kahaan he suna hoga.. Tere Baap se puch kon hai ye.. AP daal google pe.. Google bhi saamne se bolega "BHAGWAAN" .. Literally Bhagwaan hai ye North India k.. Samjhi?? Bhagwaan.. Bhagwaan k saamne khaddi hai tu.. Tum inhe bodyguard rakhoge?? Tumhe yahaan baithtey baithtey khareed shakta hai ye shaks chal achal sampatti or sathmein tum sabko bhi.. Samjhi?? Jagat bata inko kon hai yein.. Bhai bache hain bahar rehtey hain kya he maalum inhe.. Bodyguard?? Tere Baap jaise log subah shyaam inke pairon mein paddey rehtey hain or tu inhe bodyguard bolegi..

Main-Bus beta bus..

Raman-Arrey aise kaise bhai iski himmat kaise hui aapke baare mein aise bolne ki..

Main-Well aise toh fir tera bhai toh or bhalla bura bol raha tha mujhe..

Raman-A.. A. A. Apko?..

Main - Oh yeah.. 2 kodi ka nokar, fucking bitch, fucking looser, dumbass.. Mujhse sorry mangwa raha tha.. Dhakka maara mujhe..

Raman-. A. Aapko..

Main-Yep..

Ye suntey he Raman khadda hua or apne bhai ko thappad maarne laga..

Raman-Maafi maang.. Pair paddke.. Abhi.. Pair pakkad..

Ye sunke divyanshu niche jukhne laga..

Main-Buss buss..

Raman-Arrey nahi bhai.. Pair pakkad rukka kya hai.. Tujhe pata hai kon hain ye?? Haan?? Bhagwan hain humaare Bhagwaan.. North India k log Bhagwaan k baad inki he puja kartey hain samjha?? Main ye Jagat itane bade or powerful businessmen humaare maai Baap hain ye samjha.. Maai Baap.. Tu inhe dhakka maarega?? Haann?? Khaal noch lunga teri.. Bhai jaise mujhe maafi di thi aapka bacha samjhke isko bhi maaf kardo bhai.. Aapka bacha hai bhai..

Main-Tere liye kiya..

Raman-Daya aapki bhai daya..

"Kon Land Mafia Raman Bhargav aaye hain kya"??

Ye boltey hue Abeer aaya andar..

Raman - Arrey Arrey maai Baap... Maai Baap..

Raman ne Abeer k pair chuwe..

Abeer - Kaisa hai beta?? Dhanda paani kaisa chal raha hai??

Raman-Bus aapki daya se bhai sab badhiya chal raha hai.. Aise he daya banaake rakhna aap..

Abeer - Arrey tujhe humaari daya ki kya zaroorat bhai tu bada aadmi hai..

Raman-Goli maardo bhai aise naa kaho.. Aapki chappal k barbar hun main..

Abeer-Acha?? Pata nahi bhai ye tera bhai toh kya kya gaali deraha tha mujhe.. Mujhe laga Raman bada aadmi hai bhai de shakta hai gaali uska bhai..

Raman-Aa. A. A.. Apko bhi????

Abeer-Arrey mujhe toh itani ki yahaan bata nahi shakta tujhe.. Bahot saari.. Puch isase.. Gandi waali woh bhi.. Meri aankhein fodne waala tha kuttey ki moutt maarne waala tha acha hua bach gaya main..

Raman ne almost rote hue chehre k sath Divyanshu ko dekha usse pakka yakeen tha ki uska bhai uski or apni dono ki jaan ganwa dega aaj... Woh confirm tha ki aaj jinda nahi bachenge wohlog .. Issliye woh bhagke mere pair pakkad ke baitha.

Raman-Bhai...bhai...aapki chattar chaaya mein yahaan takk pohancha hun jindagi mein bhai.. Ye naadaan hai bhai.. Naasamajh hai bhai.. Aapko jaanta nahi hai bhai.. Warna aisi galati kabhi nahi karta bhai.. Bhai maafi dedo bhai..Aaj k baad aapko kabhi najar bhi nahi aaega..

Raman ne almost rote hue kaha mujhe..

Main-Arrey bol toh raha hun baksh diya sirf teri wajah se... Also by the way.. Tu bol raha tha na ki tu aage kya karne waala hai ye kisi ko nahi pata well main thehra Bhagwaan mujhe toh sab pata hai.. Tu kya karne waala hai maalum?? Agle aadhe ghantey mein tu or tera bhai haryana se aise gayab hojaaoge jaise kabhi yahaan aaye he nahi they.. 31 vi minute bhi hui or mujhe tum yahaan dikhe.. Toh fir..

Raman - 31 minute?? Bhai 10 minute mein gaya bhai.. Chopper wait kar raha hai bhai.. Main toh isse lene aaya tha bus sathmein aapka aadhirwaad mill gaya bus dhanya hogaya bhai.. Humesha yaad rakhunga ye upkaar aapka bhai... Abhi gaya bhai..

Ye bolke usne khadda hoke mere pair chuwe Abeer k pair chuwe or apne bhai ko khinchtey hue legaya uske sath uske guards chale gaye and uss hall mein ek sanaata chhod gaye sab chup chaap munh faade khaddey they wahaan sabki hawa nikal gayi thi sabki ego tutt chukki thi or wahi mujhe caahiye tha bhenchod ye hota hai introduction abhi toh kya abhi toh curiosity jaagegi inki apne Baap se puchenge mere baare mein, internet pe dekhenge abhi toh bus suna hai mere kand kahaan dekhe hain inhone.. Maadarchod log ki fatt naa jaaye toh kehna.. Mujhe bodyguard bolenge bawligand..

Main-Khair that happened.. Good riddance.. Let me go back to my job.

Ye bolke main hanste hue bahaar aaya Abeer or Ami k sath Mady wagairaah gate pe khaddey they hanste hue unhone bhi dekh liya tha sab...Humlog wapis lawn mein aake baithtey..

Mady-(Hanske) Oh my god wohlog toh statue ban gaye hain andar literally.. Statues.. Hill nahi raha tha koi.. Hahahaha.. Insane..

Abeer-Hawa hai humaare AP bhai sahaab ki..

Mady-Hehehe.. Truee that.. Humein toh pata he tha andar waalon ko or pata chal gaya.. Oh my god unki shakal dekh dekh hansi aarahi hai Mujhey. Ahahahhs.. Apni life ka sabse bada lessons mill gaya unhe.. Ab naa dikhaenge apni EGO..

Abeer-Dikhaaenge kaise tod di Ego toh unki..

Mady-Tod tod k faink di..

Abeer-Exactly.. Unhe bhi toh pata chale baat kisase kar rahe they wohlog..

Main - Ab chal gaya pata..

Ye sunke sab hans paddey...

Continued..

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Update-236(Bhagwaan Hun Main) ​

Raman mere saamne niche baitha..

Raman - Bhai aap yahaan..

Main-Yeah.. Tere bhai se puch...

Ye sunke usne apne bhai ki taraf dekha..

Divyanshu-W. W.. Woh.. Ye bhai.. Ye bodyguard hai...

Ye sunke Raman ne baithe-2 he uske pair pe muka maara..

Raman-Chup... Munh bandh rakh apna.. Bacha hai bhai.. Naasamjh hai.. Aapka he bacha hai.. Kuch bhi bolraha hai.

Mahi-Kuch bhi nahi.. Ye really humaara bodyguard hai..

Raman-A pagal ladki.. Tu kya bol rahi hai ye tujhe khud pata hai haan? Pagal hogayi hai kya?? Dimag kharaab hai tera?? Haan?? A Jagat isko Agra bhejdey.. Pagal.. Bodyguard?? Ye?? Tujhe pata hai kiske saamne khaddi hai tu?? AP.. AP.. Naam suna hai? Tune kahaan he suna hoga.. Tere Baap se puch kon hai ye.. AP daal google pe.. Google bhi saamne se bolega "BHAGWAAN" .. Literally Bhagwaan hai ye North India k.. Samjhi?? Bhagwaan.. Bhagwaan k saamne khaddi hai tu.. Tum inhe bodyguard rakhoge?? Tumhe yahaan baithtey baithtey khareed shakta hai ye shaks chal achal sampatti or sathmein tum sabko bhi.. Samjhi?? Jagat bata inko kon hai yein.. Bhai bache hain bahar rehtey hain kya he maalum inhe.. Bodyguard?? Tere Baap jaise log subah shyaam inke pairon mein paddey rehtey hain or tu inhe bodyguard bolegi..

Main-Bus beta bus..

Raman-Arrey aise kaise bhai iski himmat kaise hui aapke baare mein aise bolne ki..

Main-Well aise toh fir tera bhai toh or bhalla bura bol raha tha mujhe..

Raman-A.. A. A. Apko?..

Main - Oh yeah.. 2 kodi ka nokar, fucking bitch, fucking looser, dumbass.. Mujhse sorry mangwa raha tha.. Dhakka maara mujhe..

Raman-. A. Aapko..

Main-Yep..

Ye suntey he Raman khadda hua or apne bhai ko thappad maarne laga..

Raman-Maafi maang.. Pair paddke.. Abhi.. Pair pakkad..

Ye sunke divyanshu niche jukhne laga..

Main-Buss buss..

Raman-Arrey nahi bhai.. Pair pakkad rukka kya hai.. Tujhe pata hai kon hain ye?? Haan?? Bhagwan hain humaare Bhagwaan.. North India k log Bhagwaan k baad inki he puja kartey hain samjha?? Main ye Jagat itane bade or powerful businessmen humaare maai Baap hain ye samjha.. Maai Baap.. Tu inhe dhakka maarega?? Haann?? Khaal noch lunga teri.. Bhai jaise mujhe maafi di thi aapka bacha samjhke isko bhi maaf kardo bhai.. Aapka bacha hai bhai..

Main-Tere liye kiya..

Raman-Daya aapki bhai daya..

"Kon Land Mafia Raman Bhargav aaye hain kya"??

Ye boltey hue Abeer aaya andar..

Raman - Arrey Arrey maai Baap... Maai Baap..

Raman ne Abeer k pair chuwe..

Abeer - Kaisa hai beta?? Dhanda paani kaisa chal raha hai??

Raman-Bus aapki daya se bhai sab badhiya chal raha hai.. Aise he daya banaake rakhna aap..

Abeer - Arrey tujhe humaari daya ki kya zaroorat bhai tu bada aadmi hai..

Raman-Goli maardo bhai aise naa kaho.. Aapki chappal k barbar hun main..

Abeer-Acha?? Pata nahi bhai ye tera bhai toh kya kya gaali deraha tha mujhe.. Mujhe laga Raman bada aadmi hai bhai de shakta hai gaali uska bhai..

Raman-Aa. A. A.. Apko bhi????

Abeer-Arrey mujhe toh itani ki yahaan bata nahi shakta tujhe.. Bahot saari.. Puch isase.. Gandi waali woh bhi.. Meri aankhein fodne waala tha kuttey ki moutt maarne waala tha acha hua bach gaya main..

Raman ne almost rote hue chehre k sath Divyanshu ko dekha usse pakka yakeen tha ki uska bhai uski or apni dono ki jaan ganwa dega aaj... Woh confirm tha ki aaj jinda nahi bachenge wohlog .. Issliye woh bhagke mere pair pakkad ke baitha.

Raman-Bhai...bhai...aapki chattar chaaya mein yahaan takk pohancha hun jindagi mein bhai.. Ye naadaan hai bhai.. Naasamajh hai bhai.. Aapko jaanta nahi hai bhai.. Warna aisi galati kabhi nahi karta bhai.. Bhai maafi dedo bhai..Aaj k baad aapko kabhi najar bhi nahi aaega..

Raman ne almost rote hue kaha mujhe..

Main-Arrey bol toh raha hun baksh diya sirf teri wajah se... Also by the way.. Tu bol raha tha na ki tu aage kya karne waala hai ye kisi ko nahi pata well main thehra Bhagwaan mujhe toh sab pata hai.. Tu kya karne waala hai maalum?? Agle aadhe ghantey mein tu or tera bhai haryana se aise gayab hojaaoge jaise kabhi yahaan aaye he nahi they.. 31 vi minute bhi hui or mujhe tum yahaan dikhe.. Toh fir..

Raman - 31 minute?? Bhai 10 minute mein gaya bhai.. Chopper wait kar raha hai bhai.. Main toh isse lene aaya tha bus sathmein aapka aadhirwaad mill gaya bus dhanya hogaya bhai.. Humesha yaad rakhunga ye upkaar aapka bhai... Abhi gaya bhai..

Ye bolke usne khadda hoke mere pair chuwe Abeer k pair chuwe or apne bhai ko khinchtey hue legaya uske sath uske guards chale gaye and uss hall mein ek sanaata chhod gaye sab chup chaap munh faade khaddey they wahaan sabki hawa nikal gayi thi sabki ego tutt chukki thi or wahi mujhe caahiye tha bhenchod ye hota hai introduction abhi toh kya abhi toh curiosity jaagegi inki apne Baap se puchenge mere baare mein, internet pe dekhenge abhi toh bus suna hai mere kand kahaan dekhe hain inhone.. Maadarchod log ki fatt naa jaaye toh kehna.. Mujhe bodyguard bolenge bawligand..

Main-Khair that happened.. Good riddance.. Let me go back to my job.

Ye bolke main hanste hue bahaar aaya Abeer or Ami k sath Mady wagairaah gate pe khaddey they hanste hue unhone bhi dekh liya tha sab...Humlog wapis lawn mein aake baithtey..

Mady-(Hanske) Oh my god wohlog toh statue ban gaye hain andar literally.. Statues.. Hill nahi raha tha koi.. Hahahaha.. Insane..

Abeer-Hawa hai humaare AP bhai sahaab ki..

Mady-Hehehe.. Truee that.. Humein toh pata he tha andar waalon ko or pata chal gaya.. Oh my god unki shakal dekh dekh hansi aarahi hai Mujhey. Ahahahhs.. Apni life ka sabse bada lessons mill gaya unhe.. Ab naa dikhaenge apni EGO..

Abeer-Dikhaaenge kaise tod di Ego toh unki..

Mady-Tod tod k faink di..

Abeer-Exactly.. Unhe bhi toh pata chale baat kisase kar rahe they wohlog..

Main - Ab chal gaya pata..

Ye sunke sab hans paddey...

Continued..

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