Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Sweetkaran]

Update-231(Ego-2)​

Thodi derr baad Abeer Ami or Mady k 2 team members Mahi or Divyanshu k sath chale gaye and humlog baithtey he reh gaye wahaan.. Bhagwan kasam bhayanak bore horaha tha main bc wahaan..

Main-By the way mujhe lagi hai bhook..

Mady - Same..

Main-Tumhara khaaana??

Mady - We can order something online..

Main-Mere sehar mein?? Online order?? Woh bhi mere hotey hue fuck that.. Ghar ka khaana khilaaunga tumhe..

Mady - Arrey don't stress it AP we can manage..

Main-Main manage nahi karunga na.. Mere hotey hue aisa waahiyat khaana nahi khaane dunga..

Mady-A...

Main-Sssshhhh!

Mady - Ok.. Ok.. Baba.

Main-Ye Mahi wagairaah waapis kabtak aaenge??

Mady-Oh woh shyaam ko he waapis aaegi then raatko waapis nikal jaaegi..

Main-Then wohlog bahaar he khaalenge khaana bache hum 5..

Mady-Yeah..

Maine babhi ko call kiya..

Main-Babhi 4 logon ka lunch pack karwado toh main aaraha hun main wahin khaa lunga.. Jaldi..

Babhi - Ok betu..

Call disconnected..

Main-Thodi derr mein jaake le aaunga main online se bhi fast delivery..

Mady - Hehehe.. Thanks..

Thodi derr baad main ghar chala gaya toh lunch ready tha..Meenu Babhi Mangal or Rishi wahaan they..

Rishi - Dekho dekho humaare security guard sahaab aaye hain..

Main-Raiptaa khaaega...

Rishi - LOL...

Mangal-Kaisa chal raha hai??

Main-Well bore horaha tha that's it.. Mera theek hai baaki sabka kharaab.. Fucking hell kya family haibe uski ek se uppar ek.. Waahiyat log.. Tameej naam ki cheej toh durr durr takk naa hai..

Mangal-Toh tu sikhaadey..

Main-Hell no... Main toh kone mein baitha rehta hun bc.. Fuck that.. 2-3 din ki baat hai aise he nikal jaaenge..

Babhi-Yeah.. Ignore kar it's good for you..

Main-Yep..

Mangal - By the way main aaj gifts open kar raha tha usme kahin Ankit naam se koi gift nahi dikha.. Kahaan rakh diya tune..

Main-Taane matt maar bc dedunga promise kiya hai Meenu ko subah he ek baar isase nipatke free ho jaaun fir dunga gift..

Mangal - Tu or free hojaae?? Impossible..

Babhi - True.. Tu free hoga tab bhi kai din lagatar baarish hogi kasam se..

Meenu-Hehehe.. True that..

Main-Bhai main free houn yaa naa tumhara gift mill jaaega.. Or mere gift k aas pass kaa gift bhi naa diya hoga kissi ne i promise.. So worth the wait..

Mangal-Ok dekhtey hain..

Main-Khaan khaalun ab??

Mangal - Oh yeah please do.. Waapis duty par bhi toh jaana hai..

Main-Bhai kahaan hain??

Mangal - Ab tune toh party president post chhod di waapis bhai ko he sambhaalni haina.. So Party office gaye hain wahaan se fir Chandigarh jaana hai.. Jack and Vinny gaye hain sath..

Main-good, Koi na koi sath rahe he rahe yaad rakhna agar bhai out of station jaatey hain toh..

Rishi-Yeah..

Maine jaldi se lunch kiya and baaki k liye tiffin leke main nikala waapis dopehar 3 baj gaye they main wahaan pohancha unko khaana diya toh wohlog andar chale gaye lunch karne or bahaar main akela reh gaya toh main mast baithke phone chalaane laga kyunki karne ko kuch tha nahi..

"Oye ye koi tareeka hai baithaney ka pair niche karo.."

Maine pair niche kiye or piche mudda toh piche ek ladka or ek ladki khaddey they ye i guess Jagat ka beta or choti beti they.. Kya naam bataya tha inka..Vipin or.. Hmmm.. Ladki ka kya naam tha be.. Priya.. Priya?? Yess..

Main-Sorry my bad..

Vipin-Ye ghar hai koi hotel lobby nahi.. Behave yourself.. Nokar ho Nokar ki tarah raho..

Bhenchod i swear to god itane chutiye toh nahi ho shaktey yelog.. Bhenchod North India mein he toh rehtey hain.. Or mujhe naa jaantey.. I don't believe this shit.. Bhenchod yaa toh shyaane ban rahe hain yaa chutiya he hain..

Vipin-Baaki sab kahaan gaye??

Main-Lunch kar rahe hain..

Vipin-Or tum akele security doge humein??

Main-Oh yeah main kaafi hun..

Vipin - Pair hatao..

Ye bolke woh dono mere saamne baithtey..

Vipin-Kya naam hai tumhara??

Main-Ankit..

Vipin - Vipin.. Ye Priya..

Main-Nice to meet you guys.

Vipin - Ek baat bataoge. kisase protect kar rahe ho tum humein??

Main-Jo bhi aapko nuksaan pohanchana caahe...

Vipin - Lekin humein nuksaan kon pohanchana caah raha hai.. Aisi kya cheej hai jisase darrke papa ne humein raaton raat yahaan bula liya..

Main-Aap kahaan rehtey ho??

Vipin - London.. UK.. both of us..

Main-Oh i see..

Tabhi maadarchod mujhe nahi jaante.. Ofcourse angrej bhen k lawde..

Main- Or woh aapki badi behan??

Vipin - Mahi di Or Mumma Ladakh rehtey hain Mom k hometown kabhi kabhaar aajatey hain wohlog dad k pass .. Dad mostly Delhi Ya Noida he rehtey hain..

Main-Yeah unka toh pata hai..

Vipin-Tumne mera jawaab nahi diya??

Main-Actually mujhe bus orders mille hain to protect you guys.. Caahe koi bhi danger ho..

Vipin -But aren't you too young to be a bodyguard??

Main-Oh I'm perfect for this job don't you worry..

Vipin - Lag toh nahi raha chote bache lagtey ho tum... My dad is kind of brain dead so I'm not surprised ki unhone tum jaise guards select kiye hain..

Tabhi Mady and baaki bhi aagaye wahaan or main Vipin or uski behan ko unke hawaale karke turant bahaar ki side aagaya or mast apni gaadi mein baitha and cigarette peene laga.. Tabhi mera phone baja jo Jaanwar ka tha maine uthaya..

Abeer-Bhosdk.. Kahaan fans gaye be..

Main-Lol.. Kya hua??

Abeer-Bhai kya maha maadarchod aadmi hai ye Divyanshu.. Maha bawligand bhai.. Ye ladki toh chalo manageable hai lekin ye bawligand bahot bakchod hai bhosdka.. Harr kissi pe hawa jhaad raha hai bhai.. Koi gand tod dega yahaan isse naa maalum ye haryana hai..

Main-Issiliye toh tujhe sath bheja hai.. Main shakal se he samjh gaya tha..

Abeer-Abe lund sath bheja main khud iski gand todne waala hun yahi raha toh.. Maadarchod ne dimag bhand kardiya hai.. Bhosdka pata nahi apne aapko samjhta kya hai.. Dalla maadarchod..

Main-Chill bhosdk chill.. Maar waar matt dena be gand marr jaaegi..

Abeer-Bhai teri kasam ye bawligand ki gand todni padegi.. Itani maine aajtak kissi k Baap ki naa suni..

Main - Haao baadmein dekhlenge abhi toh bhosdk bol bhi matt jaana uske saamne warna teri gand main todunga..

Abeer-Ok. Ok.. I promise abhi kuch nahi karunga..

Main-Badhiya.. Bhai ne bola hai ignore karo.. Ok??

Abeer-Kk..

Main - Rakh phone..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod ye londa toh kuch jyada he kar raha hai.. Iss nasamajh ko kon samjhaae ki ye kitani badi galati kar raha hai. Samjh jaaega aahista aahista warna samjha diya jaayega..

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Awesome update bro

 

[Dragon master]

Ab main cigarette peene mein busy tha ki wahaan se ek gaadi gujri gaadiyan gujarti rehti hain yahaan se lekin woh gaadi mujhe galat lagi i dont know kyun.. Uska jo driver tha woh ajeeb tha usne mujhe nahi dekha as main bonut pe tha but Maine usko dekha.. Or i dont know mujhe kyun aisa laga ki maine usko kahin toh dekha hai lekin main yaad nahi kar paaya ki kahaan or kaise..

Pa g Bry logn ko jagat ka invitation TU mil gya

 

[Dragon master]

Pa mast aj to sb Koch ho gya aj to 4 bottle daru ka kota pora kr diy hy

 

[Bhupinder Singh]

Update-236(Bhagwaan Hun Main) ​

Raman mere saamne niche baitha..

Raman - Bhai aap yahaan..

Main-Yeah.. Tere bhai se puch...

Ye sunke usne apne bhai ki taraf dekha..

Divyanshu-W. W.. Woh.. Ye bhai.. Ye bodyguard hai...

Ye sunke Raman ne baithe-2 he uske pair pe muka maara..

Raman-Chup... Munh bandh rakh apna.. Bacha hai bhai.. Naasamjh hai.. Aapka he bacha hai.. Kuch bhi bolraha hai.

Mahi-Kuch bhi nahi.. Ye really humaara bodyguard hai..

Raman-A pagal ladki.. Tu kya bol rahi hai ye tujhe khud pata hai haan? Pagal hogayi hai kya?? Dimag kharaab hai tera?? Haan?? A Jagat isko Agra bhejdey.. Pagal.. Bodyguard?? Ye?? Tujhe pata hai kiske saamne khaddi hai tu?? AP.. AP.. Naam suna hai? Tune kahaan he suna hoga.. Tere Baap se puch kon hai ye.. AP daal google pe.. Google bhi saamne se bolega "BHAGWAAN" .. Literally Bhagwaan hai ye North India k.. Samjhi?? Bhagwaan.. Bhagwaan k saamne khaddi hai tu.. Tum inhe bodyguard rakhoge?? Tumhe yahaan baithtey baithtey khareed shakta hai ye shaks chal achal sampatti or sathmein tum sabko bhi.. Samjhi?? Jagat bata inko kon hai yein.. Bhai bache hain bahar rehtey hain kya he maalum inhe.. Bodyguard?? Tere Baap jaise log subah shyaam inke pairon mein paddey rehtey hain or tu inhe bodyguard bolegi..

Main-Bus beta bus..

Raman-Arrey aise kaise bhai iski himmat kaise hui aapke baare mein aise bolne ki..

Main-Well aise toh fir tera bhai toh or bhalla bura bol raha tha mujhe..

Raman-A.. A. A. Apko?..

Main - Oh yeah.. 2 kodi ka nokar, fucking bitch, fucking looser, dumbass.. Mujhse sorry mangwa raha tha.. Dhakka maara mujhe..

Raman-. A. Aapko..

Main-Yep..

Ye suntey he Raman khadda hua or apne bhai ko thappad maarne laga..

Raman-Maafi maang.. Pair paddke.. Abhi.. Pair pakkad..

Ye sunke divyanshu niche jukhne laga..

Main-Buss buss..

Raman-Arrey nahi bhai.. Pair pakkad rukka kya hai.. Tujhe pata hai kon hain ye?? Haan?? Bhagwan hain humaare Bhagwaan.. North India k log Bhagwaan k baad inki he puja kartey hain samjha?? Main ye Jagat itane bade or powerful businessmen humaare maai Baap hain ye samjha.. Maai Baap.. Tu inhe dhakka maarega?? Haann?? Khaal noch lunga teri.. Bhai jaise mujhe maafi di thi aapka bacha samjhke isko bhi maaf kardo bhai.. Aapka bacha hai bhai..

Main-Tere liye kiya..

Raman-Daya aapki bhai daya..

"Kon Land Mafia Raman Bhargav aaye hain kya"??

Ye boltey hue Abeer aaya andar..

Raman - Arrey Arrey maai Baap... Maai Baap..

Raman ne Abeer k pair chuwe..

Abeer - Kaisa hai beta?? Dhanda paani kaisa chal raha hai??

Raman-Bus aapki daya se bhai sab badhiya chal raha hai.. Aise he daya banaake rakhna aap..

Abeer - Arrey tujhe humaari daya ki kya zaroorat bhai tu bada aadmi hai..

Raman-Goli maardo bhai aise naa kaho.. Aapki chappal k barbar hun main..

Abeer-Acha?? Pata nahi bhai ye tera bhai toh kya kya gaali deraha tha mujhe.. Mujhe laga Raman bada aadmi hai bhai de shakta hai gaali uska bhai..

Raman-Aa. A. A.. Apko bhi????

Abeer-Arrey mujhe toh itani ki yahaan bata nahi shakta tujhe.. Bahot saari.. Puch isase.. Gandi waali woh bhi.. Meri aankhein fodne waala tha kuttey ki moutt maarne waala tha acha hua bach gaya main..

Raman ne almost rote hue chehre k sath Divyanshu ko dekha usse pakka yakeen tha ki uska bhai uski or apni dono ki jaan ganwa dega aaj... Woh confirm tha ki aaj jinda nahi bachenge wohlog .. Issliye woh bhagke mere pair pakkad ke baitha.

Raman-Bhai...bhai...aapki chattar chaaya mein yahaan takk pohancha hun jindagi mein bhai.. Ye naadaan hai bhai.. Naasamajh hai bhai.. Aapko jaanta nahi hai bhai.. Warna aisi galati kabhi nahi karta bhai.. Bhai maafi dedo bhai..Aaj k baad aapko kabhi najar bhi nahi aaega..

Raman ne almost rote hue kaha mujhe..

Main-Arrey bol toh raha hun baksh diya sirf teri wajah se... Also by the way.. Tu bol raha tha na ki tu aage kya karne waala hai ye kisi ko nahi pata well main thehra Bhagwaan mujhe toh sab pata hai.. Tu kya karne waala hai maalum?? Agle aadhe ghantey mein tu or tera bhai haryana se aise gayab hojaaoge jaise kabhi yahaan aaye he nahi they.. 31 vi minute bhi hui or mujhe tum yahaan dikhe.. Toh fir..

Raman - 31 minute?? Bhai 10 minute mein gaya bhai.. Chopper wait kar raha hai bhai.. Main toh isse lene aaya tha bus sathmein aapka aadhirwaad mill gaya bus dhanya hogaya bhai.. Humesha yaad rakhunga ye upkaar aapka bhai... Abhi gaya bhai..

Ye bolke usne khadda hoke mere pair chuwe Abeer k pair chuwe or apne bhai ko khinchtey hue legaya uske sath uske guards chale gaye and uss hall mein ek sanaata chhod gaye sab chup chaap munh faade khaddey they wahaan sabki hawa nikal gayi thi sabki ego tutt chukki thi or wahi mujhe caahiye tha bhenchod ye hota hai introduction abhi toh kya abhi toh curiosity jaagegi inki apne Baap se puchenge mere baare mein, internet pe dekhenge abhi toh bus suna hai mere kand kahaan dekhe hain inhone.. Maadarchod log ki fatt naa jaaye toh kehna.. Mujhe bodyguard bolenge bawligand..

Main-Khair that happened.. Good riddance.. Let me go back to my job.

Ye bolke main hanste hue bahaar aaya Abeer or Ami k sath Mady wagairaah gate pe khaddey they hanste hue unhone bhi dekh liya tha sab...Humlog wapis lawn mein aake baithtey..

Mady-(Hanske) Oh my god wohlog toh statue ban gaye hain andar literally.. Statues.. Hill nahi raha tha koi.. Hahahaha.. Insane..

Abeer-Hawa hai humaare AP bhai sahaab ki..

Mady-Hehehe.. Truee that.. Humein toh pata he tha andar waalon ko or pata chal gaya.. Oh my god unki shakal dekh dekh hansi aarahi hai Mujhey. Ahahahhs.. Apni life ka sabse bada lessons mill gaya unhe.. Ab naa dikhaenge apni EGO..

Abeer-Dikhaaenge kaise tod di Ego toh unki..

Mady-Tod tod k faink di..

Abeer-Exactly.. Unhe bhi toh pata chale baat kisase kar rahe they wohlog..

Main - Ab chal gaya pata..

Ye sunke sab hans paddey...

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Superb update bro

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update bro

 

[Vicky11]

Awesome updates bro.

 

[Jasdil]

Bhai sahab agg laga di

 

[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[Sweetkaran]

Update-232(Ego-3)​

Din waise he chalta raha maine pura din Jagat k lawn mein nikaal diya and shyaam ko ab waapis aaye Abeer and baaki or Abeer bahot jyaada gussa tha bahot jyaada usse itana gussa maine kaafi time se dekha nahi hai agar bhai k orders naa hotey toh Abeer uss londey ki maa chod deta wahin pe, Ami se pucha toh usne bataya ki ye bawligand londa harr jagah logon se bakchodi kar raha tha Abeer bich bachaav karta toh usko bhi dhamki deta and he even abused Abeer so obviously jaanwar gussa tha beshak woh apne cehre par naa dikha raha tha but woh bahot gussa tha. Khair woh londa Mahi ko drop karke chala gaya mera phone dead hone ko tha toh maine gaadi mein he charge lagaya usko and aake Main Ami or Abeer lawn mein chakkar lagaane lage.

Main-Abe ladkiyon jaise munh na fulla be.. Teri kasam kardunga iska hissab..

Abeer-Main kahaan munh fulla raha hun..

Main-Acha bhosdk mujhse shyanpatti?? Teri rag rag se waakif hun main..

Abeer-Toh kya karun bhosdk iss maadarchod ko itani jagah se todta main ki doctors takk ko samjh naa aata bhenchod ki isko joddna kahaan se hai.. Bhen ka lawda mujhe gaali diya mujhe dhamki diya mujhe.. Bhenchod kissi ki gand mein itana dum nahi hua tha aajtak.. Or tu keh raha hai munh na fulaaun.. Woh kalka londa maadarchod mujhe chutiya banaya.

Main-Abe sun usse thodi maalum hai hum kon hain maalum hota toh maadarchod mutt deta humaare saamne khaddey hone se pehle iski aukaat kya hai humaare aage bhenchod..

Abeer - Arrey wahi toh baat hai ye maadarchod jaanta he toh nahi hai.. Bata dunga toh mutt dega..

Main-Chhod ignore.. Remember bhai ne bola hai..

Abeer-Wahi toh kar raha hun be..

Humlog evening walk kar he rahe they ki Woh teeno bhai behan bahaar aaye, Mahi, Priya or Vipin. Vipin or Mahi k hath mein badminton rackets they uss taraf badminton court bhi tha humlog ne unko dekhtey he turant uturn leliya lekin woh Kehte haina honi ko kon taal shakta hai.. Uss Mahi ne humein piche se awaaj di..

Mahi - Hey.. Haan.. Tum... Yeah... Come here..

Main-Me??

Mahi-All 3 of you.

Humlog ab unke pass gaye..

Mahi-Tum inke boss ho na??

Main-Yeah kind of..

Mahi-Toh ye bhaisahaab ko samjhao isko kuch tameez sikhao..

Main - Yeah sure sure madam.. Maine samjha diya hai..

Mahi-Theek se samjhao, Divhanshu harr jagah aise he behave karta hai usko samjhane ki aukaat nahi hai tumhari..

Main - Ji bilkul but baat woh nahi hai madam ye haryana hai or haryana ki sabse dangerous jagah khaddey ho aap yahaan k log jo haina woh beijati kabhi kabhaar he sehtey hain toh yahi Ye Divyanshu ji ko samjhaana caah raha hoga..

Mahi-Tum Divyanshu ko nahi jaantey uski family bahot powerful hai usase koi panga nahi lega samjhe..

Main-Again totally agree with you madam but aap samjh nahi rahe ho again ye Haryana hai yahaan logon ko koi matlab nahi hai ki uska Baap kon hai woh pehle maarte hain fir puchte hain..

Priya-Baap kya hota hai ?? Tameez tumhe kahaan hai?? Di bol rahi haina uski family bahot powerful hai toh tum gyaan kyun derahe ho shut the fuck up and jo bola jaaye woh karo..

Mahi - Exactly and by the way tumhaari duty hai humein protect karne ki Divyanshu k guards usko apne aap sambhaal lenge usko taunt matt karo warna bura hoga tumhare liye.. Samjhe?? Leave him be..

Main-Ok madam..

Mahi-Now get out of my face....

Ye sunke humlog waapis muddey..

Main-Ok.. Thoda saa jyaada hogaya haina??

Abeer-Wahi toh main keh raha hun bhosdk.. Jagat ko bol ye baat jaake woh maadarchod ko bol bata apni family ko ki hum kon hain..

Main-Naa naa.. Itani aashaani se nahi batana aise bata diya na toh ye maadarchod or bakchodi karenge ye jaantey hue ki North India ka sabse powerful banda inka bodyguard hai fir orr jyaada torture karenge yelog.. Moka aane dey inhe bhi bata denge.. Abhi k liye..

Abeer - Ignore karo, bhosdk samjh gaya...

Main-Exactly..

Khair humlog uske baad unse durr he rahe kyun befaltu bakchodi sunani.. Uske baad dinner time hua toh maine babhi ko call karke sabka dinner bananey ka boldiya or main dinner laane chala gaya main jaake pehle toh nahaya kapde change kiye and dinner kiya or turant he pack karwaya dinner leke nikala ab main aaya toh ek or kand mera wait kar raha tha main andar enter hua toh saamne woh Divyanshu maadarchod Abeer ko suna raha tha woh Mahi bhi wahin thi ekdum tiptop ready hoke khaddi thi woh bahaar jaane k liye i guess.... Main turant unke bichmein gaya..

Main-Arrey sir.. Kya hua sir??

Divyanshu - Arrey ye 2 kodi ka nokar mujhe aankh dikha raha tha sala looser.. Saale teri aankhein fudwa dunga abhi k abhi.. Bhenchod..

Main-Woh.. Woh.. Woh.. Chill out sir it's ok.. Main samjha dunga isko.. Koi baat nahi... I am sorry on his behalf..

Div-You better be sorry you fucking bitch kahaan kahaan se utha laatey ho aise jaahil logon ko.. Dumbass bitch.. Doobara dekha na mujhe toh sale goli maardunga tujhe..

Main-Nahi dekhega sir.. Bilkul nahi.. I promise.. Please sir maaf kardo..

Div - Get off me..

Ye bolke usne mujhe dhakka diya or Mahi ka hath pakkadke legaya apni gaadi mein baithaya or nikalne laga wahaan se uske sath uske kuch guards they.. Uske alawa Mady k 3 team members unke sath gaye..

Mady-Abeer.. I'm really really sorry.. I know i fucked up mujhe kabhi haan bolna he nahi caahiye tha..

Abeer - Arrey tum kyun sorry humein toh ye bulaane he waala tha no matter what so don't be sorry.. Its ok..

Mady-I swear inse ghatiya log maine kabhi dekhe nahi hain..

Abeer-Well you see a new thing everyday.. So don't be surprised..

Main-Yeah.. Yelo tumlog dinner karo don't worry about it.. We can handle it..

Maine Mady ko dinner diya...Meri khopdi gusse mein fattne waali thi bhenchod lekin main raha calm.Same haal jaanwar ka tha hona bhi caahiye maadarchod ye hota kon hai bhosdkaa, iski maa chod dunga main..

Mady-Tumlog??

Main-Maine karliya yelog aarahe hain tumlog chalo..

Mady - Ok jaldi aao.. And thanks for the dinner again AP..

Main-Arrey firse thanks.. Stop it..

Mady hanste hue chali gayi or uske jaatey he Abeer ne mujhe ghurra woh bhi bahot jorr se.. Uski aankhon se he main sab samjh gaya..

Main-Ok.. Dont worry kardeta hun ilaaj..

Abeer-Pakka na??

Main-Ofcourse bhenchod.. Mujhe kuch bhi bole i dont give a fuck.. Teri aankhein bol rahi hain.. Dont even worry.. Sudhaar dunga.. Abhi k abhi..

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Marvelous marvelous update bro

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-236(Bhagwaan Hun Main) ​

Raman mere saamne niche baitha..

Raman - Bhai aap yahaan..

Main-Yeah.. Tere bhai se puch...

Ye sunke usne apne bhai ki taraf dekha..

Divyanshu-W. W.. Woh.. Ye bhai.. Ye bodyguard hai...

Ye sunke Raman ne baithe-2 he uske pair pe muka maara..

Raman-Chup... Munh bandh rakh apna.. Bacha hai bhai.. Naasamjh hai.. Aapka he bacha hai.. Kuch bhi bolraha hai.

Mahi-Kuch bhi nahi.. Ye really humaara bodyguard hai..

Raman-A pagal ladki.. Tu kya bol rahi hai ye tujhe khud pata hai haan? Pagal hogayi hai kya?? Dimag kharaab hai tera?? Haan?? A Jagat isko Agra bhejdey.. Pagal.. Bodyguard?? Ye?? Tujhe pata hai kiske saamne khaddi hai tu?? AP.. AP.. Naam suna hai? Tune kahaan he suna hoga.. Tere Baap se puch kon hai ye.. AP daal google pe.. Google bhi saamne se bolega "BHAGWAAN" .. Literally Bhagwaan hai ye North India k.. Samjhi?? Bhagwaan.. Bhagwaan k saamne khaddi hai tu.. Tum inhe bodyguard rakhoge?? Tumhe yahaan baithtey baithtey khareed shakta hai ye shaks chal achal sampatti or sathmein tum sabko bhi.. Samjhi?? Jagat bata inko kon hai yein.. Bhai bache hain bahar rehtey hain kya he maalum inhe.. Bodyguard?? Tere Baap jaise log subah shyaam inke pairon mein paddey rehtey hain or tu inhe bodyguard bolegi..

Main-Bus beta bus..

Raman-Arrey aise kaise bhai iski himmat kaise hui aapke baare mein aise bolne ki..

Main-Well aise toh fir tera bhai toh or bhalla bura bol raha tha mujhe..

Raman-A.. A. A. Apko?..

Main - Oh yeah.. 2 kodi ka nokar, fucking bitch, fucking looser, dumbass.. Mujhse sorry mangwa raha tha.. Dhakka maara mujhe..

Raman-. A. Aapko..

Main-Yep..

Ye suntey he Raman khadda hua or apne bhai ko thappad maarne laga..

Raman-Maafi maang.. Pair paddke.. Abhi.. Pair pakkad..

Ye sunke divyanshu niche jukhne laga..

Main-Buss buss..

Raman-Arrey nahi bhai.. Pair pakkad rukka kya hai.. Tujhe pata hai kon hain ye?? Haan?? Bhagwan hain humaare Bhagwaan.. North India k log Bhagwaan k baad inki he puja kartey hain samjha?? Main ye Jagat itane bade or powerful businessmen humaare maai Baap hain ye samjha.. Maai Baap.. Tu inhe dhakka maarega?? Haann?? Khaal noch lunga teri.. Bhai jaise mujhe maafi di thi aapka bacha samjhke isko bhi maaf kardo bhai.. Aapka bacha hai bhai..

Main-Tere liye kiya..

Raman-Daya aapki bhai daya..

"Kon Land Mafia Raman Bhargav aaye hain kya"??

Ye boltey hue Abeer aaya andar..

Raman - Arrey Arrey maai Baap... Maai Baap..

Raman ne Abeer k pair chuwe..

Abeer - Kaisa hai beta?? Dhanda paani kaisa chal raha hai??

Raman-Bus aapki daya se bhai sab badhiya chal raha hai.. Aise he daya banaake rakhna aap..

Abeer - Arrey tujhe humaari daya ki kya zaroorat bhai tu bada aadmi hai..

Raman-Goli maardo bhai aise naa kaho.. Aapki chappal k barbar hun main..

Abeer-Acha?? Pata nahi bhai ye tera bhai toh kya kya gaali deraha tha mujhe.. Mujhe laga Raman bada aadmi hai bhai de shakta hai gaali uska bhai..

Raman-Aa. A. A.. Apko bhi????

Abeer-Arrey mujhe toh itani ki yahaan bata nahi shakta tujhe.. Bahot saari.. Puch isase.. Gandi waali woh bhi.. Meri aankhein fodne waala tha kuttey ki moutt maarne waala tha acha hua bach gaya main..

Raman ne almost rote hue chehre k sath Divyanshu ko dekha usse pakka yakeen tha ki uska bhai uski or apni dono ki jaan ganwa dega aaj... Woh confirm tha ki aaj jinda nahi bachenge wohlog .. Issliye woh bhagke mere pair pakkad ke baitha.

Raman-Bhai...bhai...aapki chattar chaaya mein yahaan takk pohancha hun jindagi mein bhai.. Ye naadaan hai bhai.. Naasamajh hai bhai.. Aapko jaanta nahi hai bhai.. Warna aisi galati kabhi nahi karta bhai.. Bhai maafi dedo bhai..Aaj k baad aapko kabhi najar bhi nahi aaega..

Raman ne almost rote hue kaha mujhe..

Main-Arrey bol toh raha hun baksh diya sirf teri wajah se... Also by the way.. Tu bol raha tha na ki tu aage kya karne waala hai ye kisi ko nahi pata well main thehra Bhagwaan mujhe toh sab pata hai.. Tu kya karne waala hai maalum?? Agle aadhe ghantey mein tu or tera bhai haryana se aise gayab hojaaoge jaise kabhi yahaan aaye he nahi they.. 31 vi minute bhi hui or mujhe tum yahaan dikhe.. Toh fir..

Raman - 31 minute?? Bhai 10 minute mein gaya bhai.. Chopper wait kar raha hai bhai.. Main toh isse lene aaya tha bus sathmein aapka aadhirwaad mill gaya bus dhanya hogaya bhai.. Humesha yaad rakhunga ye upkaar aapka bhai... Abhi gaya bhai..

Ye bolke usne khadda hoke mere pair chuwe Abeer k pair chuwe or apne bhai ko khinchtey hue legaya uske sath uske guards chale gaye and uss hall mein ek sanaata chhod gaye sab chup chaap munh faade khaddey they wahaan sabki hawa nikal gayi thi sabki ego tutt chukki thi or wahi mujhe caahiye tha bhenchod ye hota hai introduction abhi toh kya abhi toh curiosity jaagegi inki apne Baap se puchenge mere baare mein, internet pe dekhenge abhi toh bus suna hai mere kand kahaan dekhe hain inhone.. Maadarchod log ki fatt naa jaaye toh kehna.. Mujhe bodyguard bolenge bawligand..

Main-Khair that happened.. Good riddance.. Let me go back to my job.

Ye bolke main hanste hue bahaar aaya Abeer or Ami k sath Mady wagairaah gate pe khaddey they hanste hue unhone bhi dekh liya tha sab...Humlog wapis lawn mein aake baithtey..

Mady-(Hanske) Oh my god wohlog toh statue ban gaye hain andar literally.. Statues.. Hill nahi raha tha koi.. Hahahaha.. Insane..

Abeer-Hawa hai humaare AP bhai sahaab ki..

Mady-Hehehe.. Truee that.. Humein toh pata he tha andar waalon ko or pata chal gaya.. Oh my god unki shakal dekh dekh hansi aarahi hai Mujhey. Ahahahhs.. Apni life ka sabse bada lessons mill gaya unhe.. Ab naa dikhaenge apni EGO..

Abeer-Dikhaaenge kaise tod di Ego toh unki..

Mady-Tod tod k faink di..

Abeer-Exactly.. Unhe bhi toh pata chale baat kisase kar rahe they wohlog..

Main - Ab chal gaya pata..

Ye sunke sab hans paddey...

Continued..

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