Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[RAAZ]

Update-233(The Treatment) ​

Abeer - Hell yeah.. Kya ilaj karega maadarchod kaa..

Main-Aisa ki ye saari jindagi yaad rakhega.. Pata hai kahaan gaye hain yelog..?

Abeer-Yeah.. Mozo night club..

Main-Iske khudke guard kitane hain iske sath??

Abeer-7 they..

Main-Weapon??

Abeer-3 k pass pistols hain..

Main - Ok.. Dot worry about it....

Abeer-Mere saamne kar..

Main-Ok bhai ok.. Iski maa chod dunga main.. Bhen ka lawda..

Maine mere kaale dhando k right hand Jatin ko call kiya usne pehli baar mein uthaya nahi lekin dusari baar mein usne phone uthaya..

Jatin - Ji bhai..

Main-Kahaan marr gaya tha bawligand..

Jatin - Bus bhai party chal rahi thi tubewell pe..

Main-Tu party karta reh bhosdk..

Jatin - Kya baat hogayi bhai aap kaam bolo party hoti rahegi..

Main-Mozo night club jaa 15 ek bandey leke weapons leke jaana lekin bus darane k liye.. Ek ladka hai 25-26 age hogi uski 5"6 height gora rang patla saa hai gray shirt or jeans pehni hain usne uske sath ek ladki hai.. Uske alawa 7 security guards hain or 3 alag security waale hain.. So wahaan jaana or jaake usase panga lena, bawligand londa hai bus dhakka maardena baaki woh sambhaal lega bus fir tere kuch bandey toh un guards ki khopdi par banduk rakhenge 7 security guards toh security outfit mein hain or 3 milenge white check shirts or formal pants and black boots mein sabke uppar banduk rakh dena lekin goli nahi maarni hai.. Chalaani takk nahi hai.. Samjha 1% bhi nahi..

Jatin - Samjh gaya bhai.. Uss bandey ne kiya kya or karna kya hai uska??

Main-Usne mujhe gaali di bahot baar.. Mere hath bandhey hain so tujhe..

Jatin - Aapko gaali di?? Maadarchod ko thokna haina??

Main-Nahi..

Jatin - Kya baat kar rahe ho bhai.. Thok detey hain maadarchod ko.. Bhen ka lawda aapko gaali deke jinda kaise reh jaaega..

Main-Garam naa ho dimag se kaam le..

Jatin - Toh kya karun bhai.. Hath pair toh tod dun

Main-Nahi..

Jatin - Toh kya bhai??

Main-Raipte.. Keval or keval raipte...Maadarchod ko itane thappad maardey ki kissi ko kabhi lage he naa ho.. Sir se leke pair takk itane raipte jadd dena ki saale ki puri body pe fingerprints he fingerprints hon.. Samjha.. Kuch todna nahi hai dhyaan se maarna keval or keval thappad he maarne hain or tu he maarna tere hath bade hain badhiya lagenge or tere jaise ek do ko or laga lena.. Maar maar raipte sujaa dey bhen k lawde ko samjha..

Jatin - Ye hui naa baat bhai..

Main-Or bilkul dhyaan se or kissi ko kuch nahi kehna specially ladki ko kuch bhi nahi.. Naa guards ko koi faltu bole toh unko dedena ek aadh.. Dhyaan se samjha naa.. Or ye lagna cahiye ki tumhari wahin ladaai hui thi yahi reason hai usko maarne ka.. Subah thane se koi aaega tumhare pass cctv footage dekh k.. Usase meri baat karwa dena..

Jatin - Samjh gaya bhai don't even worry about it.. Bindaas so jaao bhai aap..

Main-Abhi jaa..

Jatin - Nikal gaya samjho bhai..

Call disconnected..

Abeer-Ye hui naa baat.. Maadarchod ko akal aajaaegi...bhenchod fir bakchodi karega..

Main-Nahi karega.. Shakal dekhna uski tu..Jaa bindaas khaana kha tension nahi lene ka main baitha hun idhar..

Abeer - Issiliye toh i love you..

Main-hatt bhosdk, Jaa khaana khale main bahaar hun..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya or gaadi k bonut pe baithke mast cigarette peene laga.. Maadarchod Humse panga lega saale ki gand takk naa suja di aaj toh kehna.. Maadarchod woh Mahi ne khud bola ki humein Divyanshu ko protect nahi karna hai toh woh maa chudaae..

Ab main cigarette peene mein busy tha ki wahaan se ek gaadi gujri gaadiyan gujarti rehti hain yahaan se lekin woh gaadi mujhe galat lagi i dont know kyun.. Uska jo driver tha woh ajeeb tha usne mujhe nahi dekha as main bonut pe tha but Maine usko dekha.. Or i dont know mujhe kyun aisa laga ki maine usko kahin toh dekha hai lekin main yaad nahi kar paaya ki kahaan or kaise..

Lekin main bhi abhi kaltak daily saikdon logon se milta raha hun toh maybe koi bhi ho shakta hai but still main kissi ki shakal bhull jaaun aisa kam he hota hai.. Hmmm.. Abe hatta be president tha tab laakhon logon se milla tha tu koi bhi hoga.. Yeah fuck it..

Tabhi Abeer or Ami bhi aagaye wahan dinner karke or firse cigarettes jalaa Lee gayi.. Cigarette peeke main aaya main point pe..

Main-Abe sun janwar tune Mangal Meenu ko kya gift diya..

Abeer-Tune kya diya??

Main-Nothing..

Abeer-Bhosdk daru peene se fursat ho tab naa dega..

Main-Abe tune kya diya bata naa bawligand..

Abeer- Watch di thi Mangal ko or Meenu ko diamond earrings..

Main-Nice... Kitane ka samaan tha??

Abeer-Well Watch 48 Lakh ki thi. Earrings i think 12 ek lakh k honge..

Main-Hmm.. Matlab 60 lakh.. Sabse mehnga gift kon diya hai??

Abeer-Bhai ne Gaadi di hai 2 crore ki..

Main-Ok matlab usase mehnga koi naa diya mujhe bus 2 crore se mehnga samaan dena hai, best gift hojaaega woh..

Abeer-Bhosdk.. Mehnga gift best gift nahi hota.. Gifts mein paise matter nahi kartey..

Main-Beta ji paise he toh matter kartey hain tu nahi samjhega..

Humaari conversation k bichmein he Mady aai bhagti hui...

Main-Kya hua??

Mady - Well jiska darr tha wahi hua.. Ye Divyanshu ki ladaai hogayi kissi k sath or saamne waale ne behisaab thappad maare hain usko.. Behisaab..

Main-What the fuck..

Mady-Yeah.. Guards and meri team k uppar gun point kardi and usko thappad pe thappad maare hain aisa bataya team ne mujhe. Or kuch bhi nahi maara only slaps woh bhi uncountable...

Main-Fucking hell.. Wahi toh bol raha tha main usko ki ye Haryana hai yahaan logon ko farak nahi padta ki saamne waala kon hai uska Baap kon hai yahaan pehle maarte hain fir puchtey hain..

Mady - Yeah tab samjh nahi aai thi ye baat usse ab aagayi hogi..

Main-I hope ab aagayi ho warna agli baar koi thok jaaega... Again ye..

Mady - Haryana hai..

Main-Exactly...

Continued..

Desh ma Desh Haryana jittey
Doodh Dhai ka khana aur Divy jaisay chutio ke liye deh Raipto ka khana maza aa gaya Kati bawliboojh ho raha thaa.

 

[Lord xingbie]

great updates
keep going
no worries
concentrate on exam
best of luck

 

[Rajesh]

Update-230(Ego-1)​

So humlog officially Jagat k security guard banke unke ghar aachuke they humaare alawa Mady or uski team bhi same situation mein thi subah 7 baje humlog unke lawn mein baithtey charcha kar rahe they..

Main-Mady btw humara toh samjh mein aata hai lekin tumlog yahaan kyun aaye??

Mady - Information AP obviously maine bataya na ye beshak MOD ka kaam naa ho lekin jiska bhi kaam haina woh underworld ka sabse dangerous group hai or by chance wohlog yahaan attack kartey hain toh humlog unhe pakkad lenge and then unse jo information humein mill shakti hai usko tum imagine bhi nahi kar shaktey, unimaginable information hogi unke pass jo humaare liye bahot helpful hogi..

Aji lund mera bhenchod pura underworld millke jisko nahi pakkad paaya, Arrey pakkad kya nahi paaya bc aas pass takk nahi pohanchey pakkadne k unko ye pakkadegi bolo.. Gand pe goli maarenge wohlog bhenchod..

Main-I see.. I see..

Humlog baithtey he they ki ek maid humaare liye coffee le aai baaki sabne pee lee thi bus main Ami or Abeer he bache they toh humne coffee lelee...

Humlog coffee pee he rahe they ki gate se kuch awaajein aai then gate khula or ek Audi andar enter hui usme se ek banda uttara 25-27 ki age rahi hogi uski usko dekhtey he guard ne usse salute maara or badle mein ussne uss guard ko thappad jadd diya.. Acha hai bhenchod iss guard ko toh lagne he caahiye maadarchod bada aaya tha wrong address waala..Thappad maarke woh guard ko sunaaney laga..

"Saale gaadi nahi pehchaanta kya meri haan?? Itani derr lagti hai gate kholne mein haan?? Saale aaj tujhe ghar bhejta hun.. Bhenchod.."

Jispe guard ne hath jodde and woh guard ko ek or thappad maarke waapis gaadi mein baith gaya and gaadi ka horn bajaya..

Main-Ye kon?

Mady - Ye Jagat ki badi beti Mahi ka boyfriend hai, Gym jaane k liye usse pick karne aaya hai.. Divyanshu naam hai i think.. And yes ye baaki sabse jyada ghatiya hai.. Dekh he liya hoga tumne..

Main-Yep.. Hota hai.. Baap k pass andha paisa hoga jiska nasha liye ye ghum raha hai..

Mady-Exactly..Maine mana kiya tha Jagat ji ko ki kuch din bahaar matt he nikalne do kissi ko bhi, i guess unki chalti nahi hai itani..

Main-Dikh raha hai woh toh..

Mady-hehehe..Btw inke sath mere team members jaaenge kuch tumhe jaana hai??

Main-Oh hell no.. Mera kaam yahin ghar takk kaa he hai.. Bahaar tumlog sambhaalo Ami ko le jaao if you want to..

Mady - Naah my team can manage.. Humlog rukktey hain..

"Oho ho My new security guys are here"

Maine piche muddke dekha toh ek ladki khaddi thi age rahi hogi yahi 26-27 k aas pass bhaari maal thi woh by the way bhaari, lekin uski bolne ki tone se he main samjh gaya tha not my type.. Bawligand hai ye..

Mady - Hey Mahi good morning.. Inse millo ye hain..

Mahi-My new security guards.. Thats who they are..

Main-Exactly madam.. Security guards he hain humlog..

Mahi-Ab aish farma liya ho toh khaddey hojaao and lets go we are getting late...

Mady-Yep yelog ready hain Mahi jo team kal gayi thi tumhare sath..

Mahi-No i want them 3...

Mady - Unfortunately not Mahi yelog ko bus ghar ki security k liye rakha gaya hai specially..

Mahi-I don't care tum 3 aarahe ho mere sath..

Mady-Mahi tumhare papa k strict orders hain they can't leave this house.. Sorry..

Iss bich uss bawligand Divyanshu ne firse horn bajaya..

Mahi-I'm comingggg Divyanshu.. Stop honking..

Divyanshu gaadi se uttarke aaya humaare pass..

Div-Mahi stop wasting time.. Humlog already late hain..

Mahi-But babe yelog..

Div-I don't give a fuck about them.. Inke liye time nahi hai mere pass..

Mahi-Butt..

Div-Babe yelog security hain.. They are bunch of retards stop wasting my time.. Let's go.. Or I'm leaving.. Lets go..

Mahi- Ok fine.. Lets go..

Ye sunke Mady ki team se 4 bandey uske sath chale gaye or wohlog nikale wahaan se .. Bhenchod bawligand Divyanshu ne bacha liya warna abhi Gand marr jaati, public mein security guard banke nahi jaane waala main bhenchod fuck that.. Bhosdk yahaan ka bacha bacha jaanta hai mujhe koi video bana gaya toh maa chud jaaegi system ki.. But.. But... Bhenchod Mujhe Retard bola uss maadarchod ne?? What?? Ek second.. Mujhe retard bola.. Bhen ka lawda.. Abhi thok deta maadarchod ko.. Bhenchod.. Ek baar Jagat ka kaam pura kardun fir teri maa chod dunga bawligand..

Mady-Dekha?

Main-Yeah.. Ego. Don't worry i can handle it..

Humlog wahaan baithtey rahe or kuch kaam nahi tha.. Jagat gharse bahaar nahi jaane waala tha toh mujhe toh wahin rehna tha.. Jagat aaya tha bahaar Humse milke waapis chala gaya woh sachmein badhiya aadmi tha, uske sath uski second wife bhi aai thi woh jyaada boli nahi but jitana boli usase saaf tha ki paise mein thodi bahot andhi toh ye bhi hai.. Uska beta and uski choti beti humein 11 baje takk naa dikhe or tabhi woh Mahi Gym se waapis aai bhenchod itani derr kon maadarchod gym karta hai.. Uske sath Divyanshu bhi tha or woh dono k bich ho rahi conversation se ye clear tha ki unki relationship bus hawa baaji ki he thi kyunki ajeeb tarah se babu sona karke ladd rahe they wohlog.. Then Divyanshu ka phone baja or woh phone pe lag gaya toh Mahi humaare pass aai firse..

Mahi-Hey tumlog mein se koi yahan local hai??

Mady - Unfortunately not..

Mahi-What about you 3??

Main-No madam..

Mahi-Too bad tum mein se koi mujhe ghumaane lejaa raha hai.. Research karo kuch toh hoga iss shity place mein karne k liye. Pure din yahaan baithne ki salary nahi letey ho tumlog do some actual work dumbass.. Main ready hoke aati hun tabtak..

Main-Well i think Abeer and Ami, inhone yahaan kaafi time spend kiya hai.. So they are your best bets..

Mahi - Ohk..cool.. I like it.. Tum dono chal rahe ho mere sath..

Ye sunke Abeer or Ami ne mujhe khaa jaane waali najaron se dekha.. Or Mahi chali gayi andar..

Abeer - You fucking bitch..

Main-Or kya karta be.. Mujhe lejaati warna.. Itani derr bhi naa jhel shakta inko main bc raipta maardeta wahaan fir..

Abeer-Rehndey fir hum he theek hain..

Main-Exactly.. Dhyaan rakhna..

Continued..

Superb update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-231(Ego-2)​

Thodi derr baad Abeer Ami or Mady k 2 team members Mahi or Divyanshu k sath chale gaye and humlog baithtey he reh gaye wahaan.. Bhagwan kasam bhayanak bore horaha tha main bc wahaan..

Main-By the way mujhe lagi hai bhook..

Mady - Same..

Main-Tumhara khaaana??

Mady - We can order something online..

Main-Mere sehar mein?? Online order?? Woh bhi mere hotey hue fuck that.. Ghar ka khaana khilaaunga tumhe..

Mady - Arrey don't stress it AP we can manage..

Main-Main manage nahi karunga na.. Mere hotey hue aisa waahiyat khaana nahi khaane dunga..

Mady-A...

Main-Sssshhhh!

Mady - Ok.. Ok.. Baba.

Main-Ye Mahi wagairaah waapis kabtak aaenge??

Mady-Oh woh shyaam ko he waapis aaegi then raatko waapis nikal jaaegi..

Main-Then wohlog bahaar he khaalenge khaana bache hum 5..

Mady-Yeah..

Maine babhi ko call kiya..

Main-Babhi 4 logon ka lunch pack karwado toh main aaraha hun main wahin khaa lunga.. Jaldi..

Babhi - Ok betu..

Call disconnected..

Main-Thodi derr mein jaake le aaunga main online se bhi fast delivery..

Mady - Hehehe.. Thanks..

Thodi derr baad main ghar chala gaya toh lunch ready tha..Meenu Babhi Mangal or Rishi wahaan they..

Rishi - Dekho dekho humaare security guard sahaab aaye hain..

Main-Raiptaa khaaega...

Rishi - LOL...

Mangal-Kaisa chal raha hai??

Main-Well bore horaha tha that's it.. Mera theek hai baaki sabka kharaab.. Fucking hell kya family haibe uski ek se uppar ek.. Waahiyat log.. Tameej naam ki cheej toh durr durr takk naa hai..

Mangal-Toh tu sikhaadey..

Main-Hell no... Main toh kone mein baitha rehta hun bc.. Fuck that.. 2-3 din ki baat hai aise he nikal jaaenge..

Babhi-Yeah.. Ignore kar it's good for you..

Main-Yep..

Mangal - By the way main aaj gifts open kar raha tha usme kahin Ankit naam se koi gift nahi dikha.. Kahaan rakh diya tune..

Main-Taane matt maar bc dedunga promise kiya hai Meenu ko subah he ek baar isase nipatke free ho jaaun fir dunga gift..

Mangal - Tu or free hojaae?? Impossible..

Babhi - True.. Tu free hoga tab bhi kai din lagatar baarish hogi kasam se..

Meenu-Hehehe.. True that..

Main-Bhai main free houn yaa naa tumhara gift mill jaaega.. Or mere gift k aas pass kaa gift bhi naa diya hoga kissi ne i promise.. So worth the wait..

Mangal-Ok dekhtey hain..

Main-Khaan khaalun ab??

Mangal - Oh yeah please do.. Waapis duty par bhi toh jaana hai..

Main-Bhai kahaan hain??

Mangal - Ab tune toh party president post chhod di waapis bhai ko he sambhaalni haina.. So Party office gaye hain wahaan se fir Chandigarh jaana hai.. Jack and Vinny gaye hain sath..

Main-good, Koi na koi sath rahe he rahe yaad rakhna agar bhai out of station jaatey hain toh..

Rishi-Yeah..

Maine jaldi se lunch kiya and baaki k liye tiffin leke main nikala waapis dopehar 3 baj gaye they main wahaan pohancha unko khaana diya toh wohlog andar chale gaye lunch karne or bahaar main akela reh gaya toh main mast baithke phone chalaane laga kyunki karne ko kuch tha nahi..

"Oye ye koi tareeka hai baithaney ka pair niche karo.."

Maine pair niche kiye or piche mudda toh piche ek ladka or ek ladki khaddey they ye i guess Jagat ka beta or choti beti they.. Kya naam bataya tha inka..Vipin or.. Hmmm.. Ladki ka kya naam tha be.. Priya.. Priya?? Yess..

Main-Sorry my bad..

Vipin-Ye ghar hai koi hotel lobby nahi.. Behave yourself.. Nokar ho Nokar ki tarah raho..

Bhenchod i swear to god itane chutiye toh nahi ho shaktey yelog.. Bhenchod North India mein he toh rehtey hain.. Or mujhe naa jaantey.. I don't believe this shit.. Bhenchod yaa toh shyaane ban rahe hain yaa chutiya he hain..

Vipin-Baaki sab kahaan gaye??

Main-Lunch kar rahe hain..

Vipin-Or tum akele security doge humein??

Main-Oh yeah main kaafi hun..

Vipin - Pair hatao..

Ye bolke woh dono mere saamne baithtey..

Vipin-Kya naam hai tumhara??

Main-Ankit..

Vipin - Vipin.. Ye Priya..

Main-Nice to meet you guys.

Vipin - Ek baat bataoge. kisase protect kar rahe ho tum humein??

Main-Jo bhi aapko nuksaan pohanchana caahe...

Vipin - Lekin humein nuksaan kon pohanchana caah raha hai.. Aisi kya cheej hai jisase darrke papa ne humein raaton raat yahaan bula liya..

Main-Aap kahaan rehtey ho??

Vipin - London.. UK.. both of us..

Main-Oh i see..

Tabhi maadarchod mujhe nahi jaante.. Ofcourse angrej bhen k lawde..

Main- Or woh aapki badi behan??

Vipin - Mahi di Or Mumma Ladakh rehtey hain Mom k hometown kabhi kabhaar aajatey hain wohlog dad k pass .. Dad mostly Delhi Ya Noida he rehtey hain..

Main-Yeah unka toh pata hai..

Vipin-Tumne mera jawaab nahi diya??

Main-Actually mujhe bus orders mille hain to protect you guys.. Caahe koi bhi danger ho..

Vipin -But aren't you too young to be a bodyguard??

Main-Oh I'm perfect for this job don't you worry..

Vipin - Lag toh nahi raha chote bache lagtey ho tum... My dad is kind of brain dead so I'm not surprised ki unhone tum jaise guards select kiye hain..

Tabhi Mady and baaki bhi aagaye wahaan or main Vipin or uski behan ko unke hawaale karke turant bahaar ki side aagaya or mast apni gaadi mein baitha and cigarette peene laga.. Tabhi mera phone baja jo Jaanwar ka tha maine uthaya..

Abeer-Bhosdk.. Kahaan fans gaye be..

Main-Lol.. Kya hua??

Abeer-Bhai kya maha maadarchod aadmi hai ye Divyanshu.. Maha bawligand bhai.. Ye ladki toh chalo manageable hai lekin ye bawligand bahot bakchod hai bhosdka.. Harr kissi pe hawa jhaad raha hai bhai.. Koi gand tod dega yahaan isse naa maalum ye haryana hai..

Main-Issiliye toh tujhe sath bheja hai.. Main shakal se he samjh gaya tha..

Abeer-Abe lund sath bheja main khud iski gand todne waala hun yahi raha toh.. Maadarchod ne dimag bhand kardiya hai.. Bhosdka pata nahi apne aapko samjhta kya hai.. Dalla maadarchod..

Main-Chill bhosdk chill.. Maar waar matt dena be gand marr jaaegi..

Abeer-Bhai teri kasam ye bawligand ki gand todni padegi.. Itani maine aajtak kissi k Baap ki naa suni..

Main - Haao baadmein dekhlenge abhi toh bhosdk bol bhi matt jaana uske saamne warna teri gand main todunga..

Abeer-Ok. Ok.. I promise abhi kuch nahi karunga..

Main-Badhiya.. Bhai ne bola hai ignore karo.. Ok??

Abeer-Kk..

Main - Rakh phone..

Call disconnected..

Bhenchod ye londa toh kuch jyada he kar raha hai.. Iss nasamajh ko kon samjhaae ki ye kitani badi galati kar raha hai. Samjh jaaega aahista aahista warna samjha diya jaayega..

Continued..

Mast update hai bhai

 

[Rajesh]

Update-233(The Treatment) ​

Abeer - Hell yeah.. Kya ilaj karega maadarchod kaa..

Main-Aisa ki ye saari jindagi yaad rakhega.. Pata hai kahaan gaye hain yelog..?

Abeer-Yeah.. Mozo night club..

Main-Iske khudke guard kitane hain iske sath??

Abeer-7 they..

Main-Weapon??

Abeer-3 k pass pistols hain..

Main - Ok.. Dot worry about it....

Abeer-Mere saamne kar..

Main-Ok bhai ok.. Iski maa chod dunga main.. Bhen ka lawda..

Maine mere kaale dhando k right hand Jatin ko call kiya usne pehli baar mein uthaya nahi lekin dusari baar mein usne phone uthaya..

Jatin - Ji bhai..

Main-Kahaan marr gaya tha bawligand..

Jatin - Bus bhai party chal rahi thi tubewell pe..

Main-Tu party karta reh bhosdk..

Jatin - Kya baat hogayi bhai aap kaam bolo party hoti rahegi..

Main-Mozo night club jaa 15 ek bandey leke weapons leke jaana lekin bus darane k liye.. Ek ladka hai 25-26 age hogi uski 5"6 height gora rang patla saa hai gray shirt or jeans pehni hain usne uske sath ek ladki hai.. Uske alawa 7 security guards hain or 3 alag security waale hain.. So wahaan jaana or jaake usase panga lena, bawligand londa hai bus dhakka maardena baaki woh sambhaal lega bus fir tere kuch bandey toh un guards ki khopdi par banduk rakhenge 7 security guards toh security outfit mein hain or 3 milenge white check shirts or formal pants and black boots mein sabke uppar banduk rakh dena lekin goli nahi maarni hai.. Chalaani takk nahi hai.. Samjha 1% bhi nahi..

Jatin - Samjh gaya bhai.. Uss bandey ne kiya kya or karna kya hai uska??

Main-Usne mujhe gaali di bahot baar.. Mere hath bandhey hain so tujhe..

Jatin - Aapko gaali di?? Maadarchod ko thokna haina??

Main-Nahi..

Jatin - Kya baat kar rahe ho bhai.. Thok detey hain maadarchod ko.. Bhen ka lawda aapko gaali deke jinda kaise reh jaaega..

Main-Garam naa ho dimag se kaam le..

Jatin - Toh kya karun bhai.. Hath pair toh tod dun

Main-Nahi..

Jatin - Toh kya bhai??

Main-Raipte.. Keval or keval raipte...Maadarchod ko itane thappad maardey ki kissi ko kabhi lage he naa ho.. Sir se leke pair takk itane raipte jadd dena ki saale ki puri body pe fingerprints he fingerprints hon.. Samjha.. Kuch todna nahi hai dhyaan se maarna keval or keval thappad he maarne hain or tu he maarna tere hath bade hain badhiya lagenge or tere jaise ek do ko or laga lena.. Maar maar raipte sujaa dey bhen k lawde ko samjha..

Jatin - Ye hui naa baat bhai..

Main-Or bilkul dhyaan se or kissi ko kuch nahi kehna specially ladki ko kuch bhi nahi.. Naa guards ko koi faltu bole toh unko dedena ek aadh.. Dhyaan se samjha naa.. Or ye lagna cahiye ki tumhari wahin ladaai hui thi yahi reason hai usko maarne ka.. Subah thane se koi aaega tumhare pass cctv footage dekh k.. Usase meri baat karwa dena..

Jatin - Samjh gaya bhai don't even worry about it.. Bindaas so jaao bhai aap..

Main-Abhi jaa..

Jatin - Nikal gaya samjho bhai..

Call disconnected..

Abeer-Ye hui naa baat.. Maadarchod ko akal aajaaegi...bhenchod fir bakchodi karega..

Main-Nahi karega.. Shakal dekhna uski tu..Jaa bindaas khaana kha tension nahi lene ka main baitha hun idhar..

Abeer - Issiliye toh i love you..

Main-hatt bhosdk, Jaa khaana khale main bahaar hun..

Ye bolke main bahaar aaya or gaadi k bonut pe baithke mast cigarette peene laga.. Maadarchod Humse panga lega saale ki gand takk naa suja di aaj toh kehna.. Maadarchod woh Mahi ne khud bola ki humein Divyanshu ko protect nahi karna hai toh woh maa chudaae..

Ab main cigarette peene mein busy tha ki wahaan se ek gaadi gujri gaadiyan gujarti rehti hain yahaan se lekin woh gaadi mujhe galat lagi i dont know kyun.. Uska jo driver tha woh ajeeb tha usne mujhe nahi dekha as main bonut pe tha but Maine usko dekha.. Or i dont know mujhe kyun aisa laga ki maine usko kahin toh dekha hai lekin main yaad nahi kar paaya ki kahaan or kaise..

Lekin main bhi abhi kaltak daily saikdon logon se milta raha hun toh maybe koi bhi ho shakta hai but still main kissi ki shakal bhull jaaun aisa kam he hota hai.. Hmmm.. Abe hatta be president tha tab laakhon logon se milla tha tu koi bhi hoga.. Yeah fuck it..

Tabhi Abeer or Ami bhi aagaye wahan dinner karke or firse cigarettes jalaa Lee gayi.. Cigarette peeke main aaya main point pe..

Main-Abe sun janwar tune Mangal Meenu ko kya gift diya..

Abeer-Tune kya diya??

Main-Nothing..

Abeer-Bhosdk daru peene se fursat ho tab naa dega..

Main-Abe tune kya diya bata naa bawligand..

Abeer- Watch di thi Mangal ko or Meenu ko diamond earrings..

Main-Nice... Kitane ka samaan tha??

Abeer-Well Watch 48 Lakh ki thi. Earrings i think 12 ek lakh k honge..

Main-Hmm.. Matlab 60 lakh.. Sabse mehnga gift kon diya hai??

Abeer-Bhai ne Gaadi di hai 2 crore ki..

Main-Ok matlab usase mehnga koi naa diya mujhe bus 2 crore se mehnga samaan dena hai, best gift hojaaega woh..

Abeer-Bhosdk.. Mehnga gift best gift nahi hota.. Gifts mein paise matter nahi kartey..

Main-Beta ji paise he toh matter kartey hain tu nahi samjhega..

Humaari conversation k bichmein he Mady aai bhagti hui...

Main-Kya hua??

Mady - Well jiska darr tha wahi hua.. Ye Divyanshu ki ladaai hogayi kissi k sath or saamne waale ne behisaab thappad maare hain usko.. Behisaab..

Main-What the fuck..

Mady-Yeah.. Guards and meri team k uppar gun point kardi and usko thappad pe thappad maare hain aisa bataya team ne mujhe. Or kuch bhi nahi maara only slaps woh bhi uncountable...

Main-Fucking hell.. Wahi toh bol raha tha main usko ki ye Haryana hai yahaan logon ko farak nahi padta ki saamne waala kon hai uska Baap kon hai yahaan pehle maarte hain fir puchtey hain..

Mady - Yeah tab samjh nahi aai thi ye baat usse ab aagayi hogi..

Main-I hope ab aagayi ho warna agli baar koi thok jaaega... Again ye..

Mady - Haryana hai..

Main-Exactly...

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Lovely

 

[Rajesh]

Update-234(The Aftermath) ​

Divyanshu ki news deke Mady waapis andar chali gayi or mere pass aaya Jatin ka call..

Main-Shabbas londey..

Jatin - Arrey aapko kaise pata chala bhai??

Main-Bus kya bhosdk..

Jatin - Oh ofcourse main bhull gaya tha ki main kisase baat kar raha hun.. Ekdum smoothly sab hogaya tha bhai, maa kasam itane thappad maardiye ki humaare hath sujj gaye maar maar k toh samjh jaao uski toh kya he haalat hogi.. Thodi kasar reh gayi as ladki ne police bula lee thi toh 75% kaam he hopaaya.

Main-Koi naa ye toh bahot hai bahot jyaada.. Good job ..Thanks beta..

Jatin - Bus kya bhai.. Thappad maardo isase acha..

Main-Hahaha.. Chal good night.. Enjoy kar party apni..

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Abeer-Ye hui naa baat.. Ab maadarchod ki shakal dekhunga tab sans aaega..

Main-Aaja andar aane he waale honge wohlog..

Humlog andar aaye toh andar Jagat k pass bhi call aachuki thi i guess kyunki woh Priya, Vipin or uski wife lawn mein he khaddey they or Mady se baat kar rahe they..Mady kuch samjha rahi thi usko..

Jagat - Arrey samjh tum nahi rahi ho Mady i know woh harr jagah problems create karta hai but uska bhai ab mujhe blame karega or tum jaanti nahi ho uske bhai ko.. Thats why I'm stressed..

Main-To be fair though Mahi ji ne khud humein force kiya tha ki Divyanshu ko protect karna humaari job nahi hai toh usase durr rahein uske khudke guards hain.. Issliye humne bus 3 he agents bheje kyunki baaki leke nahi gayi Mahi..

Jagat-Kya?? Really??

Mady - Ji wahi toh.. Woh Dhakke se legaya Mahi ko.. Ab hum isme kya he karein..

Jagat - Yeah.. Yeah.. I know.. Lekin fir bhi uska bhai ye nahi samjhega Mady ji..

Vipin - It doesn't matter dad Divyanshu ne galati ki usne uska price pay kiya.. Koi bhi ho samjhe ya na samjhe humne thodi bulaya tha usko yahaan..

Ab Main or jaanwar ek side aagaye..

Main-Bhosdk iska bhai kon hai?

Abeer-Mujhe kya pata bawligand.. Lekin jiss hissab se yelog baat kar rahe hain koi badi film hoga maadarchod..

Main - Ye befaltu ki gand marr gayi bhenchod.. Bhosdk.. Or lele badla.. Bawligand aadmi..

Abeer-Abe mujhe thodi pata tha.. Lekin hai kon iska bhai pata toh chale..

Main-Pata karwa bhai please.. Taaki kuch planning karlein.. Gand marr gayi bhosdk badle k chakkar mein..

Abeer-I'm sorry bc.. Mujhe kya he pata tha ye maadarchod puri history leke baitha hoga bhenchod.. Bhai ko pata chalega ab woh alag sunaaenge. Fuckkk..

Main-Tu pata kar..

Abeer-Karta hun ...

Main waapis aaya Mady wagairaah k pass.. Bhenchod gand marr gayi befaltu mein bhosdka ofcourse mujhe samjh jaana caahiye tha ki iss jaise chutiye k piche kuch toh bada hoga.. Ab aayi gaadiyan wahan Divyanshu wagairaah ki or bhai sahaab uski shakal dekh k hansi aagayi mujhe bhenchod maano 1000 madhumakhiyon ne kaat liya ho usko, cehra toh pura sujaa rakha tha uska literally double size ka ekdum laal bana rakha tha . Uske alawa shirt fatti hui thi or chest or back pe bhenchod itane marks they ki count naa honn, moti moti ungaliyan aise chappi hui thi maano dande se maara ho..

Woh bechara jhatke khaa khaa k chal raha tha Mahi kaafi piche thi usase.. Bhenchod acha hua bawligand k sath..

Jagat gaya uske pass usne kaha ki uska bhai uske attackers ko nahi chhodega.. Or awaaj aisi hogayi thi maadarchod ki maano gutkha ho munh mein..Then usne Jagat ko blame kiya Mahi ko blame kiya then Mady ko blame kiya main ek side tha toh mujhe naa dekha ussne Jagat ne usse kaha ki yahin rukk jaa abhi or kuch or samjha bujha ke usko andar legaya Jagat.. Mahi still bahaar he thi or uske chehre par sadness nahi thi gussa tha bhosdki ladka pitwa diya or gussa bhi hai ab....Waise bhi isse kya he farak padta hoga dekhi hai maine inki relationship kaisi hai so not surprised ki isse farak nahi padta.. Khair mujhe kya Gand marwaye dono..

Sablog andar chale gaye or hum bahaar he rukke.

Mady - AP.. Tumlog so jaao.. Humlog watch manage karlenge time to time..

Main-Arrey main abhi nahi sone waala abhi tumlog so jaaao main rukka hun abhi.. Bahaar hun main..

Mady-Ok 2 mere members or 3 tum abhi watch par raho tabtak hum so letey hain.. Lekin nind aaye toh beshak sojaana we can manage..

Main-Don't even worry.. I'm good..

Mady - Sone k liye woh hall hai..

Main-Oh naa.. Main gaadi mein he sojaunga.. Dont worry about me.. I prefer it that way..

Ye bolke main or Ami bahaar aaye..

Ami - Boss main bhi sojaaungi gaadi mein.. I can't sleep in a fucking hall with that many people..

Main-Don't worry teeno sojaaenge hum gaadi mein..

Ami-But shardi bhayanak hogi raatko..

Main-Aji haan 2 crore 25 lakh aise he thodi lagaae hain andar garmi naa lagne lage toh kehna.. Lekin nind tab aaegi jab pata chalega ye maadarchod ka bhai kon hai.. Koi badi film nikala naa toh itani taraf se gand marregi ki puch matt..

Ami-Well main samjh gayi thi itani ego kissi badi film mein he hoti hai but tum dono ko badla caahiye tha toh boli nahi..

Main-Yeah.. Tab andha hogaya tha main.. Lekin ye bawligand kar bhi toh jyaada raha tha yaar.. Itana thodi sahunga main.. Bhenchod AP hun main literally The AP..

Ami-I totally agree with you.. Ye deserve karta tha ye maar even jyaada paddni caahiye thi isko 10000% but pehle thodi research karletey toh better tha..

Main-Wahi toh galati hogayi bc.. Ab woh gand maarega woh alag udhar se bhai sunaaenge woh alag.. Or yahaan inko pata chalega ki maine he karwaya tha toh he Jagat bhaagega woh alag.. Bhenchod befaltu gand marwali..

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Fantastic update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-235(My Powers)
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Ab jaanwar aaya humaare pass Divyanshu k bhai k uppar research karke..

Main-Bhonk be.. Koi badi film toh nahi haina.. Bhosdk chup kya hai..

Abeer-Film toh bahot jyaada badi hai but..

Main -Marr gayi gand bhenchod.. Lund lele badle ka bhosdk ab.. Tujhe he khujli horahi thi bhenchod londey ki khaal uttarwa di maar maar k.. Bhai ko bhi tera he naam lunga main bc.. Waise ek second tune bola" Film toh badi hai BUT".. But kya bhosdk??

Abeer-Abe film toh obviously bahot badi hai lekin apne lund pe hai iski film bhenchod.. Kon hai uska bhai pata hai?? Woh Bhargav maadarchod.. .

Main-Bhargav kon be???

Abeer-Abe Noida waala.. Woh Builder.. Land Mafia..

Main-Arrey maadarchod Raman Bhargav kya maadarchod..

Abeer-Exactly tera chela..

Main-Bhenchod ye Raman ka bhai hai.. Bc.. Fucking hell..Bhosdk Waise he darra diya tha bhenchod..

Ami - Matlab iska bhai problem nahi karega??

Main-Problem??? itane he thappad usko maarunga na toh bhi hath joddke khadda rahega.. West Uttar Pardesh ka local Mafia hai woh bahot dangerous aadmi hai.. Iske area kaa Pablo Escobar hai ye.. Lekin bhai ka chela hai mera bhi.. Humaare under rehke kaam karta hai.. Ek baar isko thokne ka order aaya tha toh mere pair pakkad k roya tha bhai k saamne hath jodde ghuma tha or kismat se bach gaya uski maa naa chod dunga main.. Sale ki jindagi bakshi hai maine.. Uski aukaat mujhe dekhne takk ki nahi hai.

Abeer - Hell yeah..

Main-Waise bhai ko toh pata chalega he iss kand ka bhai ko toh pehle batayega ye bawligand bhai ki permission k bina yahaan naa aaega woh..

Abeer- Toh bhai ko ye thodi pata hoga ki humne karwaya hai or usko aatey he waapis bhejdenge ki apne bhai ko leke nikal jaa yahaan se warna thok jaaega koi.. Bus chapter khatam..

Main-Hell yeah.. Chain ki Nind aaegi ab toh bc.. Main chala sone tumlog karo security... Thakk gaya baithtey - 2 pura din.. Mady ko charge sonpke fir sona bc..

Abeer-Sojaa sojaa...

Main gaadi mein aaya heated seats on kiya or halka sa music on karke seat comfortably set karke kuch he derr mein sogaya.. Or kya nind aai bhenchod haan raatko ek aadh baar jaag aai jab Ami gaadi mein aai and then thand aai gate khulte he but uske baad naa jaag aai. Abeer andar he soya tha i guess.. Main subah utha ek bahot he loud horn ki awaaj se.. Dekha toh 3 Mercedes gate pe khaddi horn maar rahi thi gate khulwaane k liye.. Guard ne driver se baat ki or turant gate khulla.. Humaari gaadi lawn mein ek side he khaddi thi time dekha toh 7:15 hogaye they Ami jaa chuki thi uthke main bhi uttara gaadi se mast angadaai lee.. Then paani ki bottle nikaali hath munh dhoye..

Ye i guess uss maadarchod Bhargav ki gaadiyaan thi.. Iski toh gand maarni hai, idhar hawa maarne aaaya haina Bawligand.. Rukk saale. Main turant aage gaya toh wohlog lawn mein gaadi khaddi karke andar jaa chuke they.. Ami he thi keval bahaar.. Andar se uss Raman k chilaane ki awaaj aarahi thi Jagat or apne bhai ko awaaj deraha tha woh..

Ami-12-13 guards hain sath.. Armed automatic rifles..

Main-Yeah hawa hai iski, gangster hai londa.. Aaja milwata hun.. Jaanwar kidhar??

Ami - Ghar gaya hai fresh hone..

Main-Ok.. Aaja.

Andar hall mein sab guards khaddey they or Raman ek sofa pe pura failke baitha tha.. Uske chilaane se Jagat or Uska bhai toh aaye he aaye baaki puri family bhi niche aagayi.. Uska bhai uske pass aaya usne apne bhai ki haalat dekhi fir usse galle se lagaya..

Raman-Chinta matt kar main aagaya hun naa.. Jinda nahi chhodunga unko...

Divyanshu-Bahot..maara bhai.. Bahot..

Raman-Kya Jagat ji ye khyaal rakha aapne mere bhai ka Haan??

Jagat - Kya karta Raman meri suni kaha isne..

Raman-Kiske sath gaya tha??

Divyanshu-.. Mmmahi..

Raman-Bola tha na iss ladki ko chhod dey ye marwa degi tujhe..

Divyanshu-Ab chhod diya bhai..

Mahi - But maine toh kuch kiya bhi nahi.. Isne suru kiya tha..

Raman-Shut up...

Jagat - Chilaao matt Raman..

Raman-Warna kya?? Main jo mann mein aaye woh karunga.. Mujhe rokega kon??

Jagat - Tumhare bhai ki galati hai usne na toh meri security lee naa he apne sab guards sath legaya..

Raman-Ofcourse mujhe Pata hai galati iski he hogi itana toh jaanta hun isko main.. Lekin it doesn't matter galati kisski hai unhone mere bhai pe hath uthaya or unko main kuttey ki moutt maarunga.. Samjhe...

Jagat - Jo tumhe theek lage woh karo..

Raman - Unko pehchaan shaktey ho???

Divyanshu-Sabko nahi bhai but jisne mujhe maara unko toh aankh bandh karke pehchaan lunga..

Mahi-Maine almost sabko dekha hai i can identify them..

Raman-Perfect koi acha kaam toh karegi tu..

Mahi - Kya karoge unka aap?? Jinda matt chhodna..

Raman - Main aage kya karunga ye kissi ko bhi nahi pata.. Khud mujhe bhi nahi..

Main-Oh mujhe pata hai tu kya karega..

Maine apna moka dekha ye sahi moka tha isko bhi waapis bhejne ka or in baaki maadarchodo ko meri asliyat bataane ka ki kon hun main..

Mahi-You shut your mouth right now.. Or tu kya hota hai.. Dad please get rid of these dumbasses..

Raman-Kon bola??

Mahi - Nobody just our stupid guards..

Raman-Saamne aa be..

Divyanshu-Ye bhi bahot bakwass kar raha tha bhai..

Raman-Aisa konsa guard hai.. Saamne aa sale..

Main-Hatto be bhenchod tabhi naa aage aaunga..

Maine uske guards ko dhakka detey hue kaha.. Raman mundi ghumaake mujhe dekh raha tha or jaise he usne meri shakal dekhi uski gand fattke hathmein aagayi literally hathmein.. Woh jhatt se sofa se khadda hua or bhaagke mere pass aaya..

Raman-P p. P...ppparnaam bhai..

Ye bolke usne mere pair chuwe or ab fatta bomb wahaan.. Divyanshu toh Coma mein chala gaya.. Mahi ki aankhein fattke bahaar aane ko hogayi same haal baaki sabka tha.. Jagat k alawa sabke munh fatte hue they....

Raman-Kaise ho bhai??

Main-Main toh badhiya hun tu bata badi shor sharaabe waali entry leraha hai bhenchod .. Bahaar so raha tha main tere horn se utha hun bc..

Raman-W.. Woh bhai.. Ye.. Ye..

Usne apne ek guard ko thappad maara..

Raman-Horn kyun bajaya sale.. Galati hogayi bhai..Main maafi maangta hun..

Main-Aa baith..

Ye bolke main uske sofa pe baitha toh woh mere saamne niche baitha ab toh sablog aankhein massalne lage ki bhenchod ho kya raha hai.. Ye thi meri power ye thi meri pohanch ye tha mera rutba.. Ye dalla jinda he meri wajah se hai, Mere saamne kya he aukaat thi maadarchod ki..

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Shandaar update hai bhai

 

[Rajesh]

Update-232(Ego-3)​

Din waise he chalta raha maine pura din Jagat k lawn mein nikaal diya and shyaam ko ab waapis aaye Abeer and baaki or Abeer bahot jyaada gussa tha bahot jyaada usse itana gussa maine kaafi time se dekha nahi hai agar bhai k orders naa hotey toh Abeer uss londey ki maa chod deta wahin pe, Ami se pucha toh usne bataya ki ye bawligand londa harr jagah logon se bakchodi kar raha tha Abeer bich bachaav karta toh usko bhi dhamki deta and he even abused Abeer so obviously jaanwar gussa tha beshak woh apne cehre par naa dikha raha tha but woh bahot gussa tha. Khair woh londa Mahi ko drop karke chala gaya mera phone dead hone ko tha toh maine gaadi mein he charge lagaya usko and aake Main Ami or Abeer lawn mein chakkar lagaane lage.

Main-Abe ladkiyon jaise munh na fulla be.. Teri kasam kardunga iska hissab..

Abeer-Main kahaan munh fulla raha hun..

Main-Acha bhosdk mujhse shyanpatti?? Teri rag rag se waakif hun main..

Abeer-Toh kya karun bhosdk iss maadarchod ko itani jagah se todta main ki doctors takk ko samjh naa aata bhenchod ki isko joddna kahaan se hai.. Bhen ka lawda mujhe gaali diya mujhe dhamki diya mujhe.. Bhenchod kissi ki gand mein itana dum nahi hua tha aajtak.. Or tu keh raha hai munh na fulaaun.. Woh kalka londa maadarchod mujhe chutiya banaya.

Main-Abe sun usse thodi maalum hai hum kon hain maalum hota toh maadarchod mutt deta humaare saamne khaddey hone se pehle iski aukaat kya hai humaare aage bhenchod..

Abeer - Arrey wahi toh baat hai ye maadarchod jaanta he toh nahi hai.. Bata dunga toh mutt dega..

Main-Chhod ignore.. Remember bhai ne bola hai..

Abeer-Wahi toh kar raha hun be..

Humlog evening walk kar he rahe they ki Woh teeno bhai behan bahaar aaye, Mahi, Priya or Vipin. Vipin or Mahi k hath mein badminton rackets they uss taraf badminton court bhi tha humlog ne unko dekhtey he turant uturn leliya lekin woh Kehte haina honi ko kon taal shakta hai.. Uss Mahi ne humein piche se awaaj di..

Mahi - Hey.. Haan.. Tum... Yeah... Come here..

Main-Me??

Mahi-All 3 of you.

Humlog ab unke pass gaye..

Mahi-Tum inke boss ho na??

Main-Yeah kind of..

Mahi-Toh ye bhaisahaab ko samjhao isko kuch tameez sikhao..

Main - Yeah sure sure madam.. Maine samjha diya hai..

Mahi-Theek se samjhao, Divhanshu harr jagah aise he behave karta hai usko samjhane ki aukaat nahi hai tumhari..

Main - Ji bilkul but baat woh nahi hai madam ye haryana hai or haryana ki sabse dangerous jagah khaddey ho aap yahaan k log jo haina woh beijati kabhi kabhaar he sehtey hain toh yahi Ye Divyanshu ji ko samjhaana caah raha hoga..

Mahi-Tum Divyanshu ko nahi jaantey uski family bahot powerful hai usase koi panga nahi lega samjhe..

Main-Again totally agree with you madam but aap samjh nahi rahe ho again ye Haryana hai yahaan logon ko koi matlab nahi hai ki uska Baap kon hai woh pehle maarte hain fir puchte hain..

Priya-Baap kya hota hai ?? Tameez tumhe kahaan hai?? Di bol rahi haina uski family bahot powerful hai toh tum gyaan kyun derahe ho shut the fuck up and jo bola jaaye woh karo..

Mahi - Exactly and by the way tumhaari duty hai humein protect karne ki Divyanshu k guards usko apne aap sambhaal lenge usko taunt matt karo warna bura hoga tumhare liye.. Samjhe?? Leave him be..

Main-Ok madam..

Mahi-Now get out of my face....

Ye sunke humlog waapis muddey..

Main-Ok.. Thoda saa jyaada hogaya haina??

Abeer-Wahi toh main keh raha hun bhosdk.. Jagat ko bol ye baat jaake woh maadarchod ko bol bata apni family ko ki hum kon hain..

Main-Naa naa.. Itani aashaani se nahi batana aise bata diya na toh ye maadarchod or bakchodi karenge ye jaantey hue ki North India ka sabse powerful banda inka bodyguard hai fir orr jyaada torture karenge yelog.. Moka aane dey inhe bhi bata denge.. Abhi k liye..

Abeer - Ignore karo, bhosdk samjh gaya...

Main-Exactly..

Khair humlog uske baad unse durr he rahe kyun befaltu bakchodi sunani.. Uske baad dinner time hua toh maine babhi ko call karke sabka dinner bananey ka boldiya or main dinner laane chala gaya main jaake pehle toh nahaya kapde change kiye and dinner kiya or turant he pack karwaya dinner leke nikala ab main aaya toh ek or kand mera wait kar raha tha main andar enter hua toh saamne woh Divyanshu maadarchod Abeer ko suna raha tha woh Mahi bhi wahin thi ekdum tiptop ready hoke khaddi thi woh bahaar jaane k liye i guess.... Main turant unke bichmein gaya..

Main-Arrey sir.. Kya hua sir??

Divyanshu - Arrey ye 2 kodi ka nokar mujhe aankh dikha raha tha sala looser.. Saale teri aankhein fudwa dunga abhi k abhi.. Bhenchod..

Main-Woh.. Woh.. Woh.. Chill out sir it's ok.. Main samjha dunga isko.. Koi baat nahi... I am sorry on his behalf..

Div-You better be sorry you fucking bitch kahaan kahaan se utha laatey ho aise jaahil logon ko.. Dumbass bitch.. Doobara dekha na mujhe toh sale goli maardunga tujhe..

Main-Nahi dekhega sir.. Bilkul nahi.. I promise.. Please sir maaf kardo..

Div - Get off me..

Ye bolke usne mujhe dhakka diya or Mahi ka hath pakkadke legaya apni gaadi mein baithaya or nikalne laga wahaan se uske sath uske kuch guards they.. Uske alawa Mady k 3 team members unke sath gaye..

Mady-Abeer.. I'm really really sorry.. I know i fucked up mujhe kabhi haan bolna he nahi caahiye tha..

Abeer - Arrey tum kyun sorry humein toh ye bulaane he waala tha no matter what so don't be sorry.. Its ok..

Mady-I swear inse ghatiya log maine kabhi dekhe nahi hain..

Abeer-Well you see a new thing everyday.. So don't be surprised..

Main-Yeah.. Yelo tumlog dinner karo don't worry about it.. We can handle it..

Maine Mady ko dinner diya...Meri khopdi gusse mein fattne waali thi bhenchod lekin main raha calm.Same haal jaanwar ka tha hona bhi caahiye maadarchod ye hota kon hai bhosdkaa, iski maa chod dunga main..

Mady-Tumlog??

Main-Maine karliya yelog aarahe hain tumlog chalo..

Mady - Ok jaldi aao.. And thanks for the dinner again AP..

Main-Arrey firse thanks.. Stop it..

Mady hanste hue chali gayi or uske jaatey he Abeer ne mujhe ghurra woh bhi bahot jorr se.. Uski aankhon se he main sab samjh gaya..

Main-Ok.. Dont worry kardeta hun ilaaj..

Abeer-Pakka na??

Main-Ofcourse bhenchod.. Mujhe kuch bhi bole i dont give a fuck.. Teri aankhein bol rahi hain.. Dont even worry.. Sudhaar dunga.. Abhi k abhi..

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Mind-blowing update

 

[Rajesh]

Update-236(Bhagwaan Hun Main) ​

Raman mere saamne niche baitha..

Raman - Bhai aap yahaan..

Main-Yeah.. Tere bhai se puch...

Ye sunke usne apne bhai ki taraf dekha..

Divyanshu-W. W.. Woh.. Ye bhai.. Ye bodyguard hai...

Ye sunke Raman ne baithe-2 he uske pair pe muka maara..

Raman-Chup... Munh bandh rakh apna.. Bacha hai bhai.. Naasamjh hai.. Aapka he bacha hai.. Kuch bhi bolraha hai.

Mahi-Kuch bhi nahi.. Ye really humaara bodyguard hai..

Raman-A pagal ladki.. Tu kya bol rahi hai ye tujhe khud pata hai haan? Pagal hogayi hai kya?? Dimag kharaab hai tera?? Haan?? A Jagat isko Agra bhejdey.. Pagal.. Bodyguard?? Ye?? Tujhe pata hai kiske saamne khaddi hai tu?? AP.. AP.. Naam suna hai? Tune kahaan he suna hoga.. Tere Baap se puch kon hai ye.. AP daal google pe.. Google bhi saamne se bolega "BHAGWAAN" .. Literally Bhagwaan hai ye North India k.. Samjhi?? Bhagwaan.. Bhagwaan k saamne khaddi hai tu.. Tum inhe bodyguard rakhoge?? Tumhe yahaan baithtey baithtey khareed shakta hai ye shaks chal achal sampatti or sathmein tum sabko bhi.. Samjhi?? Jagat bata inko kon hai yein.. Bhai bache hain bahar rehtey hain kya he maalum inhe.. Bodyguard?? Tere Baap jaise log subah shyaam inke pairon mein paddey rehtey hain or tu inhe bodyguard bolegi..

Main-Bus beta bus..

Raman-Arrey aise kaise bhai iski himmat kaise hui aapke baare mein aise bolne ki..

Main-Well aise toh fir tera bhai toh or bhalla bura bol raha tha mujhe..

Raman-A.. A. A. Apko?..

Main - Oh yeah.. 2 kodi ka nokar, fucking bitch, fucking looser, dumbass.. Mujhse sorry mangwa raha tha.. Dhakka maara mujhe..

Raman-. A. Aapko..

Main-Yep..

Ye suntey he Raman khadda hua or apne bhai ko thappad maarne laga..

Raman-Maafi maang.. Pair paddke.. Abhi.. Pair pakkad..

Ye sunke divyanshu niche jukhne laga..

Main-Buss buss..

Raman-Arrey nahi bhai.. Pair pakkad rukka kya hai.. Tujhe pata hai kon hain ye?? Haan?? Bhagwan hain humaare Bhagwaan.. North India k log Bhagwaan k baad inki he puja kartey hain samjha?? Main ye Jagat itane bade or powerful businessmen humaare maai Baap hain ye samjha.. Maai Baap.. Tu inhe dhakka maarega?? Haann?? Khaal noch lunga teri.. Bhai jaise mujhe maafi di thi aapka bacha samjhke isko bhi maaf kardo bhai.. Aapka bacha hai bhai..

Main-Tere liye kiya..

Raman-Daya aapki bhai daya..

"Kon Land Mafia Raman Bhargav aaye hain kya"??

Ye boltey hue Abeer aaya andar..

Raman - Arrey Arrey maai Baap... Maai Baap..

Raman ne Abeer k pair chuwe..

Abeer - Kaisa hai beta?? Dhanda paani kaisa chal raha hai??

Raman-Bus aapki daya se bhai sab badhiya chal raha hai.. Aise he daya banaake rakhna aap..

Abeer - Arrey tujhe humaari daya ki kya zaroorat bhai tu bada aadmi hai..

Raman-Goli maardo bhai aise naa kaho.. Aapki chappal k barbar hun main..

Abeer-Acha?? Pata nahi bhai ye tera bhai toh kya kya gaali deraha tha mujhe.. Mujhe laga Raman bada aadmi hai bhai de shakta hai gaali uska bhai..

Raman-Aa. A. A.. Apko bhi????

Abeer-Arrey mujhe toh itani ki yahaan bata nahi shakta tujhe.. Bahot saari.. Puch isase.. Gandi waali woh bhi.. Meri aankhein fodne waala tha kuttey ki moutt maarne waala tha acha hua bach gaya main..

Raman ne almost rote hue chehre k sath Divyanshu ko dekha usse pakka yakeen tha ki uska bhai uski or apni dono ki jaan ganwa dega aaj... Woh confirm tha ki aaj jinda nahi bachenge wohlog .. Issliye woh bhagke mere pair pakkad ke baitha.

Raman-Bhai...bhai...aapki chattar chaaya mein yahaan takk pohancha hun jindagi mein bhai.. Ye naadaan hai bhai.. Naasamajh hai bhai.. Aapko jaanta nahi hai bhai.. Warna aisi galati kabhi nahi karta bhai.. Bhai maafi dedo bhai..Aaj k baad aapko kabhi najar bhi nahi aaega..

Raman ne almost rote hue kaha mujhe..

Main-Arrey bol toh raha hun baksh diya sirf teri wajah se... Also by the way.. Tu bol raha tha na ki tu aage kya karne waala hai ye kisi ko nahi pata well main thehra Bhagwaan mujhe toh sab pata hai.. Tu kya karne waala hai maalum?? Agle aadhe ghantey mein tu or tera bhai haryana se aise gayab hojaaoge jaise kabhi yahaan aaye he nahi they.. 31 vi minute bhi hui or mujhe tum yahaan dikhe.. Toh fir..

Raman - 31 minute?? Bhai 10 minute mein gaya bhai.. Chopper wait kar raha hai bhai.. Main toh isse lene aaya tha bus sathmein aapka aadhirwaad mill gaya bus dhanya hogaya bhai.. Humesha yaad rakhunga ye upkaar aapka bhai... Abhi gaya bhai..

Ye bolke usne khadda hoke mere pair chuwe Abeer k pair chuwe or apne bhai ko khinchtey hue legaya uske sath uske guards chale gaye and uss hall mein ek sanaata chhod gaye sab chup chaap munh faade khaddey they wahaan sabki hawa nikal gayi thi sabki ego tutt chukki thi or wahi mujhe caahiye tha bhenchod ye hota hai introduction abhi toh kya abhi toh curiosity jaagegi inki apne Baap se puchenge mere baare mein, internet pe dekhenge abhi toh bus suna hai mere kand kahaan dekhe hain inhone.. Maadarchod log ki fatt naa jaaye toh kehna.. Mujhe bodyguard bolenge bawligand..

Main-Khair that happened.. Good riddance.. Let me go back to my job.

Ye bolke main hanste hue bahaar aaya Abeer or Ami k sath Mady wagairaah gate pe khaddey they hanste hue unhone bhi dekh liya tha sab...Humlog wapis lawn mein aake baithtey..

Mady-(Hanske) Oh my god wohlog toh statue ban gaye hain andar literally.. Statues.. Hill nahi raha tha koi.. Hahahaha.. Insane..

Abeer-Hawa hai humaare AP bhai sahaab ki..

Mady-Hehehe.. Truee that.. Humein toh pata he tha andar waalon ko or pata chal gaya.. Oh my god unki shakal dekh dekh hansi aarahi hai Mujhey. Ahahahhs.. Apni life ka sabse bada lessons mill gaya unhe.. Ab naa dikhaenge apni EGO..

Abeer-Dikhaaenge kaise tod di Ego toh unki..

Mady-Tod tod k faink di..

Abeer-Exactly.. Unhe bhi toh pata chale baat kisase kar rahe they wohlog..

Main - Ab chal gaya pata..

Ye sunke sab hans paddey...

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