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Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Update-17(The Planning)

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Humlog haweli pohanchey toh Guptaji ne already sab baatein bhai ko bata di thi or bhai kaafi gussa they..Andar hall mein Bhai Babhi Sam Ravi or Rishi mojjud they..


Mangal-Bhai pehle he bata dun maine mana kiya tha isko ki Sudha Chaudhary involved hai toh panga matt le..


Main-Bhai main pehle he bola tha ki kaam mere hissab se he hoga..


Deva-Ye konsa hissab hua AP?? Cabinet Minister hai woh samjh raha haina tu?? Cabinet minister usase panga nahi lena hai humein..


Main-Bhai aapko ho kya gaya hai?? Panga hum nahi le rahe hain, hum bhalla kyun panga lenge usase, pehle din se aap uski respect kartey aae ho lekin usne ulta harr baar ungali ki hai humein lekin aap shant baithtey rahe, ye aapko bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi pata hai ki usse kya caahiye or woh usko lene k liye kissi bhi hadd takk jaa shakti hai. Or yahaan bhi panga usne humse liya hai aapko kya lagta hai ussne woh factory humaare area mein kyun start karwai?? Kyunki usse pata hai agar woh kaamyaab hogayi toh woh itane gaon mein rehne waalon kaa vishwaash uth jaaega aapse or yahi toh caahiye hai usse, i mean come on thoda toh socho aap ye jagah itani badi factory bananey k liye sahi hai?? Hell no 1% bhi nahi yahaan ki jameen baaki jagah se mehngi hai or uppar se naa koi main road lagta hai naa koi railway line or naa koi major city na koi dusari raw material ki factory nothing .. Toh wohlog chutiya toh hain nahi jo yahaan aake ye itani badi factory banaaenge i mean come on bhai woh khud humein target kar rahi hai or aap Kehte ho main shant baithun?? Main shant tab baitha tha jab usne mujhe tadipar karwane k liye apna pura dum lagaya tha, toh maine socha bhai ne bola hai ki usase abhi nahi uljhana toh main durr hogaya lekin bhai agar woh aapke upar najar dalegi toh main usko jadd se khatam kardunga i will fucking erase that bitch from existence.. I don't give a fuck woh cabinet minister hai yaa kya hai i dont give a single fuck...


Deva-Tujhe kya lagta hai ye sab mujhe pata nahi hai??


Main-I know aapko sab pata hai, aapko toh ye sab suru hone se pehle he pata chal gaya hoga but still bhai jitani jarurat humein government ki hai utani he jarurat government ko humaari hai 56 Lok sabha seats hain humaari or abki baar toh i am 1000% sure humlog 100 seats nikalenge issliye ab Ruling party ko ye decide karna hoga ki unko 100 seats ko bhaav dena hai yaa fir Sudha Chaudhary ko..


Deva-Ye sab mujhe already pata hai AP but harr ek cheej kaa time hota hai..


Main-Or iska time abhi hai bhai right now, kyunki isko orr time diya toh fir ye Sanjay se badi film ban jaaegi.. Or mereko ek time par 2 dushman nahi caahiye.. Issliye isko abhi warn kardiya jaaega.. Aapko bharosa hai mere uppar??


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai AP? Ye bhi bhalla koi puchne ki baat hai..


Main-Bus toh aap Sudha ko mere uppar chhod dijiye main sab sambhaal lunga.. Kabhi bhi aapko lage ki main galat jaa raha hun toh aap bata dena main ussi din sab roukk k iss Sudha k pairon mein girke maafi maang lunga..


Deva-Kitana sure hai tu??


Main-1000%..


Deva-Ok jo Karna hai kar.. Thokna nahi hai lekin isko..


Main-Ofcourse bhai Pagal thodi hun jo cabinet minister ko thokdunga..


Deva-Ok then.. Kar jo karna hai..


Main-Thanks bhai.. I got you don't worry.. I got you..


Finally bhenchod fi fucking Nally ab banaaunga maadarchod Ko Cabinet Minister main.. Ab time tha uske sath sath sabko lapet lene kaa.. Or uske liye mujhe baaki sabke naam caahiye they jo mere pass nahi they but Kirti k pass they usase apna favour waapis maangne kaa time aagaya tha..


Main apne room mein aaya or Kirti ko phone kiya..


Kirti - Hey AP..


Main-Hello there Kirti madam..


Kirti - How are you??


Main-I'm fine I'm fine..


Kirti - Maanana padega AP you are the smartest person i have ever seen.


Main-I know..


Kirti - Itana bada plot itana easily palat diya..


Main-Yeah woh chhod tujhe toh pata hai maine kyun call kiya hai..


Kirti - Yep..Lekin phone par nahi.. Main aaun haryana??


Main-Naa naa too much risk main aaraha hun Delhi..


Kirti - Ok kab??


Main-Aaj he??


Kirti - Aaj abhi raat ko??


Main - Yeah raat hai toh better hai.. Abhi 8 baje hain raat 11-12 baje Delhi pohanch ke call karunga main kahaan milna hai karke.. Thoda urgent hai..


Kirti - Listen mere ghar he aajaana woh better rahega..


Main-Ok wahaan aake call karta hun main..


Call disconnected..


Maine Jaanwar ko call kiya..


Main-Kahaan haibe??


Abeer-Abe ye tere 2 shikaar ko hospital chhoda hai abhi..


Main-Ok jaldi aa ghar Delhi jaana hai..


Abeer-Abhi??


Main-Yeah jaruri hai.. Tu jaldi aa..


Abeer - 20 minutes mein aaya..


Main ready hua lekin jaanwar bc 20 kaa 40 minutes baad aaya and then ready hone mein orr 30 minutes lagaai 9 toh yahin baj gaye bc.. Babhi ne niche se dinner k liye awaaj di toh humlog niche aaye..


Babhi - Tumlog ye itani raatko kahaan jaa rahe ho?


Main - Delhi..


Babhi - Abhi?? Kya hua??


Main-Kuch kaam tha babhi..


Mangal - Itani raatko??


Main-Kirti se milna hai.. Raat better hai..


Deva-Oh.. Dhyaan se jaana..


Main-Yeah no worries..Mangal Gupta ji k sath milke ye construction par research kar, kya hai kon hai contractor kon hai chief engineer kon hai even majdurr kon hain Construction kaa samaan kahaan se aata hai kitana aata hai,sab details caahiye mujhe..


Mangal - Done bro..


Babhi - Dinner toh karke jaao..


Main-Babhi mujhe bilkul bhook nahi hai abhi toh coffee pee thi raaste mein khaalunga kuch..


Abeer-Same Ruhi k sath hospital coffee peeke aaya tha main bhi..


Babhi - Ok dhyaan se jaana lekin..


Ab humlog Aston Martin mein aaye and nikale Delhi k liye maine jaanwar ko bataya ki kya scene hua aaj..


Abeer-Shabbas bc maa chod denge Sudha ki bhen ki lawdi.. I hate that bitch bro...


Main-Same..


Abeer-Waise ye kirti kaa kya scene hai??


Main-Scene simple hai obviously mujhe pata tha ki Kirti ko pata hai mereko tadipaar karne mein kon kon shaamil they mujhe bus moka caahiye tha usase ye sab pata karne kaa forcefully main pata kar nahi shakta tha kuch bhi then jab CBI mein gaya toh mujhe milla moka bhayanak moka iski family ki jaan ko khatra tha or mujhe inki jimeedari sonpi Anjana ne, main iske sath raha, emotionally iske sath judda then iski jaan bachaai like literally seconds ki derr hoti toh marr jaati ye then iski family ki jaan bachaai then unn cannibals ko thoka and lekin maine pehle he bola tha isko badle mein mujhe information caahiye jikse liye raaji hogayi woh and bam we are here.. Jitana pata hai utana bata degi woh jo kaafi hai..


Abeer-Gajab..


Main-Oh haan also she kissed me..


Abeer-Dafukkk you mean she kissed you?? Kiss kiya usne tujhe..


Main-Yeah..


Abeer-Bhenchod tera kya system hai?Harr koi kiss karti firti hai tujhe..


Main-Ab main hun he itana charming toh main kya karun.. Emotional scene tha meri dialoguebaaji jaari thi or achanak se isne kiss kardiya isme main kya karun bata ab..


Abeer-Toh fir ab??


Main-Ab kya??


Abeer-Bc aage kya karega iska??


Main-Ghanta karunga be main aise kiss pata nahi kitane hue honge mere aise harr ek ko aage dekhunga toh hochuka kaam woh khud bhull chuki hogi kiss bc.. Issliye focus on the task at hand..


Abeer-Yeah let's focus on sudha..


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शायद देवा भाई की पार्टी का सिर्फ हरियाणा स्टेट के एसेम्बली मे ही बहुमत है और गवर्नमेंट है। लेकिन इंडियाज वाइज बहुत सारे स्टेट मे पार्टी का परफार्मेंस बहुत बढ़िया है। 56 सांसद कोई छोटी संख्या नही है।
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इस बार किसिंग से काम नही चलने वाला है। और कुछ नही तो स्मूचिंग तो जरूर होना चाहिए। यदि इससे भी आगे की गुंजाइश है तो उसका भी मोस्ट वेलकम है। :D

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आउटस्टैंडिंग एंड सुपर से भी ऊपर अपडेट।
 

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Humlog haweli pohanchey toh Guptaji ne already sab baatein bhai ko bata di thi or bhai kaafi gussa they..Andar hall mein Bhai Babhi Sam Ravi or Rishi mojjud they..


Mangal-Bhai pehle he bata dun maine mana kiya tha isko ki Sudha Chaudhary involved hai toh panga matt le..


Main-Bhai main pehle he bola tha ki kaam mere hissab se he hoga..


Deva-Ye konsa hissab hua AP?? Cabinet Minister hai woh samjh raha haina tu?? Cabinet minister usase panga nahi lena hai humein..


Main-Bhai aapko ho kya gaya hai?? Panga hum nahi le rahe hain, hum bhalla kyun panga lenge usase, pehle din se aap uski respect kartey aae ho lekin usne ulta harr baar ungali ki hai humein lekin aap shant baithtey rahe, ye aapko bhi pata hai or mujhe bhi pata hai ki usse kya caahiye or woh usko lene k liye kissi bhi hadd takk jaa shakti hai. Or yahaan bhi panga usne humse liya hai aapko kya lagta hai ussne woh factory humaare area mein kyun start karwai?? Kyunki usse pata hai agar woh kaamyaab hogayi toh woh itane gaon mein rehne waalon kaa vishwaash uth jaaega aapse or yahi toh caahiye hai usse, i mean come on thoda toh socho aap ye jagah itani badi factory bananey k liye sahi hai?? Hell no 1% bhi nahi yahaan ki jameen baaki jagah se mehngi hai or uppar se naa koi main road lagta hai naa koi railway line or naa koi major city na koi dusari raw material ki factory nothing .. Toh wohlog chutiya toh hain nahi jo yahaan aake ye itani badi factory banaaenge i mean come on bhai woh khud humein target kar rahi hai or aap Kehte ho main shant baithun?? Main shant tab baitha tha jab usne mujhe tadipar karwane k liye apna pura dum lagaya tha, toh maine socha bhai ne bola hai ki usase abhi nahi uljhana toh main durr hogaya lekin bhai agar woh aapke upar najar dalegi toh main usko jadd se khatam kardunga i will fucking erase that bitch from existence.. I don't give a fuck woh cabinet minister hai yaa kya hai i dont give a single fuck...


Deva-Tujhe kya lagta hai ye sab mujhe pata nahi hai??


Main-I know aapko sab pata hai, aapko toh ye sab suru hone se pehle he pata chal gaya hoga but still bhai jitani jarurat humein government ki hai utani he jarurat government ko humaari hai 56 Lok sabha seats hain humaari or abki baar toh i am 1000% sure humlog 100 seats nikalenge issliye ab Ruling party ko ye decide karna hoga ki unko 100 seats ko bhaav dena hai yaa fir Sudha Chaudhary ko..


Deva-Ye sab mujhe already pata hai AP but harr ek cheej kaa time hota hai..


Main-Or iska time abhi hai bhai right now, kyunki isko orr time diya toh fir ye Sanjay se badi film ban jaaegi.. Or mereko ek time par 2 dushman nahi caahiye.. Issliye isko abhi warn kardiya jaaega.. Aapko bharosa hai mere uppar??


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai AP? Ye bhi bhalla koi puchne ki baat hai..


Main-Bus toh aap Sudha ko mere uppar chhod dijiye main sab sambhaal lunga.. Kabhi bhi aapko lage ki main galat jaa raha hun toh aap bata dena main ussi din sab roukk k iss Sudha k pairon mein girke maafi maang lunga..


Deva-Kitana sure hai tu??


Main-1000%..


Deva-Ok jo Karna hai kar.. Thokna nahi hai lekin isko..


Main-Ofcourse bhai Pagal thodi hun jo cabinet minister ko thokdunga..


Deva-Ok then.. Kar jo karna hai..


Main-Thanks bhai.. I got you don't worry.. I got you..


Finally bhenchod fi fucking Nally ab banaaunga maadarchod Ko Cabinet Minister main.. Ab time tha uske sath sath sabko lapet lene kaa.. Or uske liye mujhe baaki sabke naam caahiye they jo mere pass nahi they but Kirti k pass they usase apna favour waapis maangne kaa time aagaya tha..


Main apne room mein aaya or Kirti ko phone kiya..


Kirti - Hey AP..


Main-Hello there Kirti madam..


Kirti - How are you??


Main-I'm fine I'm fine..


Kirti - Maanana padega AP you are the smartest person i have ever seen.


Main-I know..


Kirti - Itana bada plot itana easily palat diya..


Main-Yeah woh chhod tujhe toh pata hai maine kyun call kiya hai..


Kirti - Yep..Lekin phone par nahi.. Main aaun haryana??


Main-Naa naa too much risk main aaraha hun Delhi..


Kirti - Ok kab??


Main-Aaj he??


Kirti - Aaj abhi raat ko??


Main - Yeah raat hai toh better hai.. Abhi 8 baje hain raat 11-12 baje Delhi pohanch ke call karunga main kahaan milna hai karke.. Thoda urgent hai..


Kirti - Listen mere ghar he aajaana woh better rahega..


Main-Ok wahaan aake call karta hun main..


Call disconnected..


Maine Jaanwar ko call kiya..


Main-Kahaan haibe??


Abeer-Abe ye tere 2 shikaar ko hospital chhoda hai abhi..


Main-Ok jaldi aa ghar Delhi jaana hai..


Abeer-Abhi??


Main-Yeah jaruri hai.. Tu jaldi aa..


Abeer - 20 minutes mein aaya..


Main ready hua lekin jaanwar bc 20 kaa 40 minutes baad aaya and then ready hone mein orr 30 minutes lagaai 9 toh yahin baj gaye bc.. Babhi ne niche se dinner k liye awaaj di toh humlog niche aaye..


Babhi - Tumlog ye itani raatko kahaan jaa rahe ho?


Main - Delhi..


Babhi - Abhi?? Kya hua??


Main-Kuch kaam tha babhi..


Mangal - Itani raatko??


Main-Kirti se milna hai.. Raat better hai..


Deva-Oh.. Dhyaan se jaana..


Main-Yeah no worries..Mangal Gupta ji k sath milke ye construction par research kar, kya hai kon hai contractor kon hai chief engineer kon hai even majdurr kon hain Construction kaa samaan kahaan se aata hai kitana aata hai,sab details caahiye mujhe..


Mangal - Done bro..


Babhi - Dinner toh karke jaao..


Main-Babhi mujhe bilkul bhook nahi hai abhi toh coffee pee thi raaste mein khaalunga kuch..


Abeer-Same Ruhi k sath hospital coffee peeke aaya tha main bhi..


Babhi - Ok dhyaan se jaana lekin..


Ab humlog Aston Martin mein aaye and nikale Delhi k liye maine jaanwar ko bataya ki kya scene hua aaj..


Abeer-Shabbas bc maa chod denge Sudha ki bhen ki lawdi.. I hate that bitch bro...


Main-Same..


Abeer-Waise ye kirti kaa kya scene hai??


Main-Scene simple hai obviously mujhe pata tha ki Kirti ko pata hai mereko tadipaar karne mein kon kon shaamil they mujhe bus moka caahiye tha usase ye sab pata karne kaa forcefully main pata kar nahi shakta tha kuch bhi then jab CBI mein gaya toh mujhe milla moka bhayanak moka iski family ki jaan ko khatra tha or mujhe inki jimeedari sonpi Anjana ne, main iske sath raha, emotionally iske sath judda then iski jaan bachaai like literally seconds ki derr hoti toh marr jaati ye then iski family ki jaan bachaai then unn cannibals ko thoka and lekin maine pehle he bola tha isko badle mein mujhe information caahiye jikse liye raaji hogayi woh and bam we are here.. Jitana pata hai utana bata degi woh jo kaafi hai..


Abeer-Gajab..


Main-Oh haan also she kissed me..


Abeer-Dafukkk you mean she kissed you?? Kiss kiya usne tujhe..


Main-Yeah..


Abeer-Bhenchod tera kya system hai?Harr koi kiss karti firti hai tujhe..


Main-Ab main hun he itana charming toh main kya karun.. Emotional scene tha meri dialoguebaaji jaari thi or achanak se isne kiss kardiya isme main kya karun bata ab..


Abeer-Toh fir ab??


Main-Ab kya??


Abeer-Bc aage kya karega iska??


Main-Ghanta karunga be main aise kiss pata nahi kitane hue honge mere aise harr ek ko aage dekhunga toh hochuka kaam woh khud bhull chuki hogi kiss bc.. Issliye focus on the task at hand..


Abeer-Yeah let's focus on sudha..


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Subha ne ungli ki he ungli todna to banta he or isme kis 2 chutiye ka naam jurta he dekhte he.
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Update-18(Balvant Patel)

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Humlog ab Aston ki help se 3 hours mein pohanch gaye Delhi wahaan se Kirti k ghar pohanchke maine Kirti ko call kiya.. Maine call kiya toh Kirti ne uthaaya..

Kirti - Andar aajao guard ko boldiya tha maine already..

Main-Naa we are good tum bahaar aajao...

Kirti - Ok..

Call disconnected..

Kuch minutes baar Kirti bahaar aai usko gaadi mein baithaya humne..

Main-Hey there Kirti..

Kirti - Hello AP..

Main-So tumhe toh pata he hai main yahaan kyun hun so let's start this.. Maine tumhe pehle bhi promise kiya tha ki tumhara naam isme nahi aane dunga main so don't worry.

Kirti - dekho AP i know maine tumhe promise kiya tha ki main tumhe sab bata dungi or main mana bhi nahi kar rahi batane k liye but still AP abtoh sab fix karliya tumne already, toh kyun befaltu mein gadde murde ukhaad rahe ho tum, i already warned you ki wohlog bahot khatarnak hain or tumhe koi jarurat nahi hai unse ab uljhane ki..

Main-Yeah true maine sab fix karliya already orr dekha jaae toh mujhe koi jarurat hai nahi unhe ungali karne ki but but but wohlog mujhe ungali karenge uska kya?? Obviously unka itana bada plan flop kiya hai maine toh shant toh wohlog baithne wale hain nahi or already maine ek moka dediya unhe dusara Moka toh main moutt ko bhi nahi deta. Naa naa too much risk..

Kirti - Abeer tumhe toh pata hai politics kya cheej hai, toh atleast tum he samjhao isko..

Abeer-Main isko samjhaaun?? Hahaha nice joke..

Kirti - AP please samjho..

Main-Kirti subah takk ghar pohanchana hai mujhe so let's start it..

Kirti - Ok.. Ok.. So jo ye "Plan AP" tha woh kai din se active tha like tabse he jab tum god knows where gayab hogaye they...

Main-Gayab nahi Rehab gaya tha...

Kirti - Yeah sure.. So tab he ye plan suru hogaya tha Anjana mam k uppar tabhi se pressure aane laga tha ki tumhaare kaam mein loopholes dhunde jaaein kyunki tab tum Surendra ko over karke North India ki sabse popular figure ban chuke they log pagal horahe they tumhara craze alag he tha issliye Politics world mein halchal macch gayi thi ki agar tum kuch weeks mein agar waapis aagaye toh Deva ji ki party ko election mein double votes milne confirm they agar tum campaign mein uttar jaatey toh center government takk hill jaane waali thi issliye Kuch Cabinet ministers ne tumhe target kiya, yaad hai jab cbi tumhare uppar investigation kar rahi thi Doctor Ruhi se tumhaare documents takk mangwaa liye they CBI ne so ye sab tab suru hua tha lekin jald he bandh hogaya ye mission kyunki tum election k time waapis nahi aaye log tumhe bhullne lage they toh Center government bhi bhull gayi thi tumhe ab uss time "Mission AP" mein kon kon shaamil tha i dont know. Then tum waapis aaye pehle se better banke tumne roj apna naam waapis kamana suru kardiya or ahista - 2 pehle se bhi popular ban gaye or Red John ko end karke toh tum North India k god bangaye they uske baad tumne Himachal Pardesh mein akele he sarkaar girrake khudki sarkaar bana lee . Bus fir kya tha tum sabke liye khatra ban gaye they sabko pata tha ki agar tumhe time diya gaya toh tum North k sath - 2 aadhe India ko hathiya loge issliye fir Operation AP chaalu hua abki baar bade stage par kai type k log shaamil hue isme.. Suruwaat mein mission tha Tumhaari image kharaab karne kaa, lekin aisa hua nahi kyunki tum khud tumhari image rojj kharaab kar rahe they lekin log fir bhi tumhe support kar rahe they then hua tumhare or Deva ji k bich daraar daalne kaa kaam Suru again ye bhi possible nahi tha then finally CBI ko involve kiya gaya ab CBI ne wait kiya or unhe moka mila tab jab tumne uss surrender kartey hue shaks ko goli maari jo bada issue nahi tha lekin usse bada banaya cbi ne unhone fir mujhe bheja or aage jo hona tha woh hua he..

Main-Nice matlab puri planning hui hai bhenchod..

Kirti-Yeah ab isme kaafi log shaamil they jisme se mostly kaa idea mujhe hai nahi sabse pehle toh tum jaanten he ho..

Main-Yeah yeah i know Sudha Chaudhary..

Kirti - Yes.. Lekin woh sabse uppar nahi thi usase uppar toh kaafi they but woh bahot important thi.. Then aaye Humaare honorable Cabinet Minister of Personnel and Training..

Main-Oh ofcourse inhe shaamil hona he tha..

Minister of Personnel and Training yaani CBI ka department yaani CBI kaa boss hota hai, uske bina bhala cbi waaale kaise mere piche padjaatey..

Kirti - Yaani Mr Arjun Tomar lekin obviously woh khud involved nahi they unhe personally tumse koi problem nahi thi lekin woh tumhaare piche paddey Sudha k force karne ki wajah se ab obviously Arjun ji k bina cbi tumhaare piche kyun jaaegi bhalla or Arjun ji tumhaare bhai ki bahot respect kartey hain issliye unhone mana kardiya tha suru mein but Sudha ki meethi baaton se bhalla kon bach paaya hai so yeah.. Then Tumhaare own Haryana k ex CM or haryana k current opposition k leader Mr Piyush Beniwal..

Abeer-Ofcourse ofcourse bhenchod ofcourse sala Piyush, ye toh hona he tha Sudha kaa chela hai ye sabse bada. Sudha bolegi toh thook k chaatlega ye saala..

Kirti-Ji Toh Piyush kaa kaam tha haryana mein humaari help karna logon ko bhadkana afwaaein failaana or agar kuch crowd issue hai toh usse handle karwana.. Yaani haryana mein ye sab handle kar raha tha.. Then Mrs Shilpa Kaushik..

Abeer-What the fuck.. Shilpa Kaushik yaani Minister of women and child development..And Minister of Minority Affairs?? Woh Shilpa Kaushik??

Kirti - Yeah..

Main-What the fuck.. Usko mujhse kya problem???

Kirti - What do you mean kya problem problem sabko same he hai.. Promotion..

Main-Bhenchod Cabinet Minister hai India ki isase bada promotion kya legi..

Kirti - Bahot departments hain, Home ministry, defense ministry, Road and transports, Railways, Finance, Agriculture etcetera etcetera..

Main-Still ek cabinet minister ko mujhse kya he dikkat hogi bhalla..

Kirti - Sudha bhi toh cabinet minister hai or Shilpa k uppar ki post hai uske pass..

Main-Tum samjhi nahi Kirti, Sudha ka mujhse personal issue hai bahot time se usko main as Sudha handle karunga naa ki As a cabinet minister Lekin ye Shilpa isko toh main jaanta takk nahi toh usko kya caahiye bhalla..

Kirti - Rukko sab samjhaati hun.. Puri baat suno.
Ab sabse bada naam jo main jaanti hun woh tha Balvant Patel...

Ye naam sunte he meri or Abeer dono ki gand fatt gayi..

Main-Balvant Patel???What the helll??

Abeer-Patel??? Ye kyun?? Or kahaan se aaya??

Ab jo maine sabko bataya tha naa Indian politics kaa haal ki jo ruling party hai woh bahot strong hai or uss party kaa one of the most powerful person hai Balvant Patel woh Ruling Party kaa president hai.. Uska baap Home Minister of India hai jo bahot badhiya aadmi hai like really badhiya lekin ye Balvant bhenchod bahot shyaana or cruel aadmi hai, politics mein shakuni boltey isko matlab chal kapat mein maahir hai ye or party k mostly basic decision ye khudse leta hai like kiss election mein kisko kitane mein seat deni hai kisko khareedna hai kisko dhamkana hai kisko behkana hai, ye in sabmein maahir hai uske pass bhalle he koi Cabinet ministry nahi hai lekin mostly cabinet minister iske isharon par chaltey hain..

Main-Ok.. This shit got dangerous..

Abeer-Dangerous??? Bhosdk shit just got impossible, bhai humlog Balvant se panga nahi le shaktey nope nope 1% bhi nahi at least abhi toh nahi bemoutt maare jaaenge be..

Main-Ofcourse usase abhi panga lunga bhi nahi main, itana bawla nahi hun main bhenchod aadhe India k neta log ko jeb mein rakhne waale shaks se bina baat jaane panga nahi lunga main.. Or abhi toh center mein sarkaar hai inki saale aisa gayab karenge ki samjh mein bhi naa aaega Abeer and AP they kon or gaye kahaan..

Abeer-Exactly..

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