Update-18(Balvant Patel)
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Humlog ab Aston ki help se 3 hours mein pohanch gaye Delhi wahaan se Kirti k ghar pohanchke maine Kirti ko call kiya.. Maine call kiya toh Kirti ne uthaaya..
Kirti - Andar aajao guard ko boldiya tha maine already..
Main-Naa we are good tum bahaar aajao...
Kirti - Ok..
Call disconnected..
Kuch minutes baar Kirti bahaar aai usko gaadi mein baithaya humne..
Main-Hey there Kirti..
Kirti - Hello AP..
Main-So tumhe toh pata he hai main yahaan kyun hun so let's start this.. Maine tumhe pehle bhi promise kiya tha ki tumhara naam isme nahi aane dunga main so don't worry.
Kirti - dekho AP i know maine tumhe promise kiya tha ki main tumhe sab bata dungi or main mana bhi nahi kar rahi batane k liye but still AP abtoh sab fix karliya tumne already, toh kyun befaltu mein gadde murde ukhaad rahe ho tum, i already warned you ki wohlog bahot khatarnak hain or tumhe koi jarurat nahi hai unse ab uljhane ki..
Main-Yeah true maine sab fix karliya already orr dekha jaae toh mujhe koi jarurat hai nahi unhe ungali karne ki but but but wohlog mujhe ungali karenge uska kya?? Obviously unka itana bada plan flop kiya hai maine toh shant toh wohlog baithne wale hain nahi or already maine ek moka dediya unhe dusara Moka toh main moutt ko bhi nahi deta. Naa naa too much risk..
Kirti - Abeer tumhe toh pata hai politics kya cheej hai, toh atleast tum he samjhao isko..
Abeer-Main isko samjhaaun?? Hahaha nice joke..
Kirti - AP please samjho..
Main-Kirti subah takk ghar pohanchana hai mujhe so let's start it..
Kirti - Ok.. Ok.. So jo ye "Plan AP" tha woh kai din se active tha like tabse he jab tum god knows where gayab hogaye they...
Main-Gayab nahi Rehab gaya tha...
Kirti - Yeah sure.. So tab he ye plan suru hogaya tha Anjana mam k uppar tabhi se pressure aane laga tha ki tumhaare kaam mein loopholes dhunde jaaein kyunki tab tum Surendra ko over karke North India ki sabse popular figure ban chuke they log pagal horahe they tumhara craze alag he tha issliye Politics world mein halchal macch gayi thi ki agar tum kuch weeks mein agar waapis aagaye toh Deva ji ki party ko election mein double votes milne confirm they agar tum campaign mein uttar jaatey toh center government takk hill jaane waali thi issliye Kuch Cabinet ministers ne tumhe target kiya, yaad hai jab cbi tumhare uppar investigation kar rahi thi Doctor Ruhi se tumhaare documents takk mangwaa liye they CBI ne so ye sab tab suru hua tha lekin jald he bandh hogaya ye mission kyunki tum election k time waapis nahi aaye log tumhe bhullne lage they toh Center government bhi bhull gayi thi tumhe ab uss time "Mission AP" mein kon kon shaamil tha i dont know. Then tum waapis aaye pehle se better banke tumne roj apna naam waapis kamana suru kardiya or ahista - 2 pehle se bhi popular ban gaye or Red John ko end karke toh tum North India k god bangaye they uske baad tumne Himachal Pardesh mein akele he sarkaar girrake khudki sarkaar bana lee . Bus fir kya tha tum sabke liye khatra ban gaye they sabko pata tha ki agar tumhe time diya gaya toh tum North k sath - 2 aadhe India ko hathiya loge issliye fir Operation AP chaalu hua abki baar bade stage par kai type k log shaamil hue isme.. Suruwaat mein mission tha Tumhaari image kharaab karne kaa, lekin aisa hua nahi kyunki tum khud tumhari image rojj kharaab kar rahe they lekin log fir bhi tumhe support kar rahe they then hua tumhare or Deva ji k bich daraar daalne kaa kaam Suru again ye bhi possible nahi tha then finally CBI ko involve kiya gaya ab CBI ne wait kiya or unhe moka mila tab jab tumne uss surrender kartey hue shaks ko goli maari jo bada issue nahi tha lekin usse bada banaya cbi ne unhone fir mujhe bheja or aage jo hona tha woh hua he..
Main-Nice matlab puri planning hui hai bhenchod..
Kirti-Yeah ab isme kaafi log shaamil they jisme se mostly kaa idea mujhe hai nahi sabse pehle toh tum jaanten he ho..
Main-Yeah yeah i know Sudha Chaudhary..
Kirti - Yes.. Lekin woh sabse uppar nahi thi usase uppar toh kaafi they but woh bahot important thi.. Then aaye Humaare honorable Cabinet Minister of Personnel and Training..
Main-Oh ofcourse inhe shaamil hona he tha..
Minister of Personnel and Training yaani CBI ka department yaani CBI kaa boss hota hai, uske bina bhala cbi waaale kaise mere piche padjaatey..
Kirti - Yaani Mr Arjun Tomar lekin obviously woh khud involved nahi they unhe personally tumse koi problem nahi thi lekin woh tumhaare piche paddey Sudha k force karne ki wajah se ab obviously Arjun ji k bina cbi tumhaare piche kyun jaaegi bhalla or Arjun ji tumhaare bhai ki bahot respect kartey hain issliye unhone mana kardiya tha suru mein but Sudha ki meethi baaton se bhalla kon bach paaya hai so yeah.. Then Tumhaare own Haryana k ex CM or haryana k current opposition k leader Mr Piyush Beniwal..
Abeer-Ofcourse ofcourse bhenchod ofcourse sala Piyush, ye toh hona he tha Sudha kaa chela hai ye sabse bada. Sudha bolegi toh thook k chaatlega ye saala..
Kirti-Ji Toh Piyush kaa kaam tha haryana mein humaari help karna logon ko bhadkana afwaaein failaana or agar kuch crowd issue hai toh usse handle karwana.. Yaani haryana mein ye sab handle kar raha tha.. Then Mrs Shilpa Kaushik..
Abeer-What the fuck.. Shilpa Kaushik yaani Minister of women and child development..And Minister of Minority Affairs?? Woh Shilpa Kaushik??
Kirti - Yeah..
Main-What the fuck.. Usko mujhse kya problem???
Kirti - What do you mean kya problem problem sabko same he hai.. Promotion..
Main-Bhenchod Cabinet Minister hai India ki isase bada promotion kya legi..
Kirti - Bahot departments hain, Home ministry, defense ministry, Road and transports, Railways, Finance, Agriculture etcetera etcetera..
Main-Still ek cabinet minister ko mujhse kya he dikkat hogi bhalla..
Kirti - Sudha bhi toh cabinet minister hai or Shilpa k uppar ki post hai uske pass..
Main-Tum samjhi nahi Kirti, Sudha ka mujhse personal issue hai bahot time se usko main as Sudha handle karunga naa ki As a cabinet minister Lekin ye Shilpa isko toh main jaanta takk nahi toh usko kya caahiye bhalla..
Kirti - Rukko sab samjhaati hun.. Puri baat suno.
Ab sabse bada naam jo main jaanti hun woh tha Balvant Patel...
Ye naam sunte he meri or Abeer dono ki gand fatt gayi..
Main-Balvant Patel???What the helll??
Abeer-Patel??? Ye kyun?? Or kahaan se aaya??
Ab jo maine sabko bataya tha naa Indian politics kaa haal ki jo ruling party hai woh bahot strong hai or uss party kaa one of the most powerful person hai Balvant Patel woh Ruling Party kaa president hai.. Uska baap Home Minister of India hai jo bahot badhiya aadmi hai like really badhiya lekin ye Balvant bhenchod bahot shyaana or cruel aadmi hai, politics mein shakuni boltey isko matlab chal kapat mein maahir hai ye or party k mostly basic decision ye khudse leta hai like kiss election mein kisko kitane mein seat deni hai kisko khareedna hai kisko dhamkana hai kisko behkana hai, ye in sabmein maahir hai uske pass bhalle he koi Cabinet ministry nahi hai lekin mostly cabinet minister iske isharon par chaltey hain..
Main-Ok.. This shit got dangerous..
Abeer-Dangerous??? Bhosdk shit just got impossible, bhai humlog Balvant se panga nahi le shaktey nope nope 1% bhi nahi at least abhi toh nahi bemoutt maare jaaenge be..
Main-Ofcourse usase abhi panga lunga bhi nahi main, itana bawla nahi hun main bhenchod aadhe India k neta log ko jeb mein rakhne waale shaks se bina baat jaane panga nahi lunga main.. Or abhi toh center mein sarkaar hai inki saale aisa gayab karenge ki samjh mein bhi naa aaega Abeer and AP they kon or gaye kahaan..
Abeer-Exactly..
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