Update-343(Problems)
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Dino-Dekh shakal dekh sale ki matlab pakka important hai Max Tere liye.. Hahahaa..
Main-So marna manjurr hai lekin Max nahi doge..
Anthony -2 baar fail hochuke hain moutt yaa usase badtar saja boss dega toh darra matt..
Dino-Hahaha..Kabhi nahi dhund paaega usko tu..
Main-Shart lagaaega?? Dhund liya toh bata?? Ohh sorry tu shart tab dekh paaega naa jab tu jinda rahega ..
Ye bolke maine uski khopdi kholdi or Anthony kuch samjh paata tabtak dusari goli uski khopdi mein daag di maine..
"FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK"
Main chilaaya, bhenchod stupid 2.0 bawligand, kyun jikar kiya unke saamne dalle.. Fuck you... Fuckk..
Main khudko gaali deraha tha ki mera phone baja jo bhai ka tha..
Main-Haan bhai..
Deva-Kidhar hai tu?? Main yahaan Anjali wagairaah k pass hun..
Main-Main thoda aage hun sab theek hai wahaan??
Deva-Yeah yeah.. Abeer aagaya tha yahaan toh sath milke sab sambhaal liya inhone mere aane se pehle.. Tu bata theek haina??
Main-Yep safe and sound Anjali darling and baaki ne bacha liya thankfully..
Deva-NCB waali Shruti aagayi hai Dino or woh dusare ka jo karna hai jaldi kar..
Main-Kar chuka..
Deva-Shabbas.. Main thoda piche nikalke baitha hun yahaan rahunga toh media aane waala hai.. Jaldi aa..
Main-Aaya Shruti ko story sunaake..
Call disconnected..
Ab main wahin baith gaya kyunki Shruti ko yahin batadunga kya hua tha warna baad mein bc apne pass bulaaegi abhi jo hai uske saamne he hai..
Ab wahaan baithke main sochne laga apni problem k baare mein, ye awaajon waali problem ab orr ignore nahi kar shakta tha main . bhenchod jaan chali jaaegi iski wajah se kabhi na kabhi, Arrey kabhi kya abhi thodi derr pehle he chali jaati bhenchod,ab toh sawaal he naa hai main ignore karunga ye issue.. Or ye bhi confirm hai ki ye veham bhi naa hai mera no way... Ek baar hogaya do baar hogaya baar baar lawda veham thodi hota hai.. Hmm.. Toh kya kiya jaaye?? Psychiatrist k pass jaaun bc?? Maybe.. Maybe.. doctor Ruhi darling se baat karke koi psychiatrist dhundwata hun jo chup chaap help kar shake..
"Niceee"
Main khawaab se bahaar aaya toh saamne Shruti or uske kuch agents khadde they..
Shruti-Good Evening Sir..
Main-Hiya.. Aap yahaan kaise??
Shruti-Arrey kamaal kartey ho, Sehar k bichon bich iss sehar k maalik k piche behisaab log padde haiin bandukkein leke , no joke almost 150 calls aachuki hain police k pass isko leke or humtak bhi khabar pohanch he gayi but unfortunately thoda late pohanchi khabar..
Main-Yeah so ek baar he bataaunga please likh lo yaa record karlo kyunki meri haalat nahi doobara aane ki tumhare pass..
Shruti-Nilesh recorder suru karo..
Main-Main college canteen mein baitha tha tab mujhe realise hua ki koi najar rakh raha hai mere uppar maine apne dost log ko nikaala wahaan se toh woh log samjh gaye ki mujhe pata chal gaya hai unki presence ka toh unmein se kuch canteen mein he aaye maine wahaan unhe maara and unhi se ek pistol cheenke bhaaga and yahaan takk fir multiple logon ko maara maine ..
Shruti-Multiple se kya matlab hai?? Kitane??
Main-Ginn thodi raha tha yaar jitane bhi niche marre haina college se yahaan takk woh sab maine maare hain ginn lena 20-30 honge..
Maine Chang k shikaaron ko bhi add kartey hue kahaa...
Nilesh-Tum akele ne itane logon ko maara??
Nilesh ne waaqai schoked hote hue kaha..
Main-Yep.. Shock na ho mere rojj ka hai.. So main wahaan uppar roof pe fans gaya tha tab meri team aai toh uppar waalon ko unhone maara unki guns registered hain toh woh clear hoga kisko unhone maara kisko Maine..
Nilesh-Ok fir yahaan takk kaise aaya??
Main-Fir main indono k piche bhaaga yelog gaadi mein they Maine gaadi k tires faade Anthony k pass assault rifle thi woh girwai then Dino k pass pistol bachi toh final fight mein Maine dono ko maar diya..
Shruti-Dono k hathon mein goli lagi hai matlab marne se pehle inke weapons nikalwa chuke they tum fir maara kyun??Surrender kyun nahi karne diya.?
Main-Arrey Keval Anthony ki gun nikalwai thi maine Dino ki pistol thi uske pass toh usne Anhtony ko aage bheja distract karne k liye toh maine pehle uski khopdi kholi or fir Dino or mere bich firing hui toh maine uppar se goli maari Dino k hath pe lekin usne gun nahi chhodi toh maine niche kuddke uske munh pe goli maari.. Ye hua tha... Abhi mujhe medical ki jarurat hai jaaun?? Auto waale ne mere munh par apne auto se kiss dedi..
Shruti-Ok.. Got you... Main try karungi tumhe station naa aana pade but can't promise..
Main-Okkk..
Shruti ne recorder bandh kiya..
Shruti-Achi story banaai hai.. Mujhe pata hai ye dono ki guns nikalwa chuke they baad mein you killed them.. Jaisa tum humesha kartey ho..
Main-Heheheh.. Prove it or it didn't happen.. I win again by the way..
Ye bolke main nikala wahaan se or road ki side aake bhai k pass call kiya Abeer bhi sath tha toh bhai ne mujhe bahot sunaaya, ki main itana careless kaise tha ki simple logic tha apne bhai ka badla jarur lega Dino toh main akela kyun gaya wagairaah wagairaah.. Bahot sunaaya ,obviously bhai k aage main bol shakta nahi kuch or unki baat sach bhi thi then haweli aaye toh fir sunaaney ki baari babhi ki thi unhone toh orr jyaada sunaaya pucho matt main first aid kit ka bahaana banaake apne room mein aaya or Ami ne mere munh wagairaah pe dawaai lagaai..
Ami-Boss aap bahot careless hogaye hain..
Main-A Ami you know tu meri best friend hai lekin ab boli naa ek mukka maarke thobda badal dunga, majaak nahi pichle pure 1.5 ghante se sunraha hun main Pehle Bhai ki fir Jaanwar ki fir Babhi or Meenu ki Rishi ki Mangal toh bacha he hai Delhi se aake woh sunaaega ... Bus my bad hogayi galati but all is well now.. Maar diya lawdo ko.. Maa chudae woh dono..
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