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Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Nearly 50 likes hain updates pe,lekin comment bc 10 bhi nahi :sigh: deal bhull rahe ho kya guys aise matt kiya karo padh rahe ho toh mujhe batao padh rahe ho, comment jarur karo likes ka kya ghanta karunga main 6 lakh k kareeb likes leke baitha hun main unka kuch nahi karna mujhe , mujhe bus tumhare comments se matlab hai unhi se inspire hoke aage likhne ka mann karta hai mera toh please comment kiya karo beshak kaise bhi karo lekin karo jarur.
Aise tumlog comment karna bhull jaaoge toh deal tutt jaaegi Or fir main updates dena bhull jaaunga dont blame me baad mein..

Ab updates wahi puraane time k hisaab se chalenge jabtak enough reviews/comments nahi aaenge main aage update nahi dene waala yahi deal hai kal dene waala tha updates main but ab comments k baad he hoga :sigh: .

Din mein per day 15+ gaon mein votes maangke ,rallies organise karwaake saikdon kilometre gaadi chalaake, galla faad faad k naare lagaake puri puri raat nikal jaati hai mostly time toh fir bhi time nikaalke updates deraha hun bc woh keval issliye ki mujhe tumhare comments se inspiration milti hai toh uss inspiration ko aane do thodi sharam karo bc :laughing: Or reviews dena na bhullo..

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Dino-Dekh shakal dekh sale ki matlab pakka important hai Max Tere liye.. Hahahaa..


Main-So marna manjurr hai lekin Max nahi doge..


Anthony -2 baar fail hochuke hain moutt yaa usase badtar saja boss dega toh darra matt..


Dino-Hahaha..Kabhi nahi dhund paaega usko tu..


Main-Shart lagaaega?? Dhund liya toh bata?? Ohh sorry tu shart tab dekh paaega naa jab tu jinda rahega ..


Ye bolke maine uski khopdi kholdi or Anthony kuch samjh paata tabtak dusari goli uski khopdi mein daag di maine..


"FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK"


Main chilaaya, bhenchod stupid 2.0 bawligand, kyun jikar kiya unke saamne dalle.. Fuck you... Fuckk..


Main khudko gaali deraha tha ki mera phone baja jo bhai ka tha..


Main-Haan bhai..


Deva-Kidhar hai tu?? Main yahaan Anjali wagairaah k pass hun..


Main-Main thoda aage hun sab theek hai wahaan??


Deva-Yeah yeah.. Abeer aagaya tha yahaan toh sath milke sab sambhaal liya inhone mere aane se pehle.. Tu bata theek haina??


Main-Yep safe and sound Anjali darling and baaki ne bacha liya thankfully..


Deva-NCB waali Shruti aagayi hai Dino or woh dusare ka jo karna hai jaldi kar..


Main-Kar chuka..


Deva-Shabbas.. Main thoda piche nikalke baitha hun yahaan rahunga toh media aane waala hai.. Jaldi aa..


Main-Aaya Shruti ko story sunaake..


Call disconnected..


Ab main wahin baith gaya kyunki Shruti ko yahin batadunga kya hua tha warna baad mein bc apne pass bulaaegi abhi jo hai uske saamne he hai..


Ab wahaan baithke main sochne laga apni problem k baare mein, ye awaajon waali problem ab orr ignore nahi kar shakta tha main . bhenchod jaan chali jaaegi iski wajah se kabhi na kabhi, Arrey kabhi kya abhi thodi derr pehle he chali jaati bhenchod,ab toh sawaal he naa hai main ignore karunga ye issue.. Or ye bhi confirm hai ki ye veham bhi naa hai mera no way... Ek baar hogaya do baar hogaya baar baar lawda veham thodi hota hai.. Hmm.. Toh kya kiya jaaye?? Psychiatrist k pass jaaun bc?? Maybe.. Maybe.. doctor Ruhi darling se baat karke koi psychiatrist dhundwata hun jo chup chaap help kar shake..


"Niceee"


Main khawaab se bahaar aaya toh saamne Shruti or uske kuch agents khadde they..


Shruti-Good Evening Sir..


Main-Hiya.. Aap yahaan kaise??


Shruti-Arrey kamaal kartey ho, Sehar k bichon bich iss sehar k maalik k piche behisaab log padde haiin bandukkein leke , no joke almost 150 calls aachuki hain police k pass isko leke or humtak bhi khabar pohanch he gayi but unfortunately thoda late pohanchi khabar..


Main-Yeah so ek baar he bataaunga please likh lo yaa record karlo kyunki meri haalat nahi doobara aane ki tumhare pass..


Shruti-Nilesh recorder suru karo..


Main-Main college canteen mein baitha tha tab mujhe realise hua ki koi najar rakh raha hai mere uppar maine apne dost log ko nikaala wahaan se toh woh log samjh gaye ki mujhe pata chal gaya hai unki presence ka toh unmein se kuch canteen mein he aaye maine wahaan unhe maara and unhi se ek pistol cheenke bhaaga and yahaan takk fir multiple logon ko maara maine ..


Shruti-Multiple se kya matlab hai?? Kitane??


Main-Ginn thodi raha tha yaar jitane bhi niche marre haina college se yahaan takk woh sab maine maare hain ginn lena 20-30 honge..


Maine Chang k shikaaron ko bhi add kartey hue kahaa...


Nilesh-Tum akele ne itane logon ko maara??


Nilesh ne waaqai schoked hote hue kaha..


Main-Yep.. Shock na ho mere rojj ka hai.. So main wahaan uppar roof pe fans gaya tha tab meri team aai toh uppar waalon ko unhone maara unki guns registered hain toh woh clear hoga kisko unhone maara kisko Maine..


Nilesh-Ok fir yahaan takk kaise aaya??


Main-Fir main indono k piche bhaaga yelog gaadi mein they Maine gaadi k tires faade Anthony k pass assault rifle thi woh girwai then Dino k pass pistol bachi toh final fight mein Maine dono ko maar diya..


Shruti-Dono k hathon mein goli lagi hai matlab marne se pehle inke weapons nikalwa chuke they tum fir maara kyun??Surrender kyun nahi karne diya.?


Main-Arrey Keval Anthony ki gun nikalwai thi maine Dino ki pistol thi uske pass toh usne Anhtony ko aage bheja distract karne k liye toh maine pehle uski khopdi kholi or fir Dino or mere bich firing hui toh maine uppar se goli maari Dino k hath pe lekin usne gun nahi chhodi toh maine niche kuddke uske munh pe goli maari.. Ye hua tha... Abhi mujhe medical ki jarurat hai jaaun?? Auto waale ne mere munh par apne auto se kiss dedi..


Shruti-Ok.. Got you... Main try karungi tumhe station naa aana pade but can't promise..


Main-Okkk..


Shruti ne recorder bandh kiya..


Shruti-Achi story banaai hai.. Mujhe pata hai ye dono ki guns nikalwa chuke they baad mein you killed them.. Jaisa tum humesha kartey ho..


Main-Heheheh.. Prove it or it didn't happen.. I win again by the way..


Ye bolke main nikala wahaan se or road ki side aake bhai k pass call kiya Abeer bhi sath tha toh bhai ne mujhe bahot sunaaya, ki main itana careless kaise tha ki simple logic tha apne bhai ka badla jarur lega Dino toh main akela kyun gaya wagairaah wagairaah.. Bahot sunaaya ,obviously bhai k aage main bol shakta nahi kuch or unki baat sach bhi thi then haweli aaye toh fir sunaaney ki baari babhi ki thi unhone toh orr jyaada sunaaya pucho matt main first aid kit ka bahaana banaake apne room mein aaya or Ami ne mere munh wagairaah pe dawaai lagaai..


Ami-Boss aap bahot careless hogaye hain..


Main-A Ami you know tu meri best friend hai lekin ab boli naa ek mukka maarke thobda badal dunga, majaak nahi pichle pure 1.5 ghante se sunraha hun main Pehle Bhai ki fir Jaanwar ki fir Babhi or Meenu ki Rishi ki Mangal toh bacha he hai Delhi se aake woh sunaaega ... Bus my bad hogayi galati but all is well now.. Maar diya lawdo ko.. Maa chudae woh dono..


Continued..
RIP Mr.Dino & Anthony
Jo Sach tha wahi bataya Shruti ko bas yeh chhod ker ki dono nihatthe the
Baherhal Shruti filhal maan gayi h aage ki aage Dekhi jayegi
Bhai or bhabhi se khoob sunne ko sabse hi sunne ko Mila
Lekin sabse important h woh bhai ka ilaj Jo Baar Baar helppppp mangne aa jaate h
Dekhte h doctor Ruhi kon se doctor ke baare me batati h consult kerne ke liye
Zabardast saare update shaandar lajawab mazedaar
 

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Ab main uss roof pe aa toh gaya tha but ab chaaron taraf se ghirr chuka tha main but jyaada dikkat nahi thi kyunki wohlog durr durr se aarahe they or yahaan chadne se pehle unhe mujhse ladna tha maa chod dunga bhenchod..


Ab mere just niche aake ek gaadi rukki maine halki c gardan nikalke dekha niche toh Dino or Anthony waali gaadi he thi..


Main-Aajaao maadarchod aajaao.. Tumhara he toh intejaar tha..


Ye bolke main waapis baith gaya kyunki dusare log ne goliyaan chalaani suru kardi mere uppar..


Dino-(Chilaake) Bola tha na AP mujhe maarde warna bahot pachataaega..


Main-Arrey lund mera pachataaega dalle almost 50-60 log marwa chuka hai apne. Apne bhai ko marwa diya bhen k lawde or pachtaaun main ab, teri maa ki chut..


Dino-Abhi nahi toh marrke pachtaaega..


Main-Lund lele mera..


Dino-(Chilaake)Oye sab suno ek sath aage badho ek sath roof pe jaana jaise he mundi dikhaaye Thok do saale ko.. Ek sath..


Main-Maadarchod..


Ab yahaan thoda issue hogaya woh 7-8 log chaaron taraf se ek sath gun aim kiye hue aage badhne lage or baaki 7-8 wahin piche rukk gaye alag alag directions se mere uppar aim lagaake so main jaise he thoda sa bhi mundi nikaalta woh maadarchod assault rifles se goliyan chalaate mere uppar bhenchod gand fatt gayi.. Wohlog ne literally mujhe gherr liya tha or just meri roof k chaaron taraf they wohlog ab mere hathmein kuch bhi nahi tha jo tha Anjali wagairaah k hathmein tha.. Mere close aachuke they wohlog or meri roof pe chadhne lage they main sun paa raha tha unko,ab jo maadarchod pehle aayega uski toh gand faad dunga..


Anthony-(Chilaake) Kya hua be fight kar yaa aise kaayar ki tarah marr jaaega bhosdk..


Ab pehla banda uppar aaya or main muddke usko goli maarne he waala tha ki usko piche se goli lagi or woh munh k ball meri roof pe girra uske baad behisaah firing suru hogayi mere agal bagal waale apni jaan bachaake bhaagne lage maine finally mundi nikaali toh mere aaju baaju waali roofs pe Anjali, Ami, Ajay or Jiya they or unhone literally saari roofs clear kardi thi Dino k baaki log bachke niche kudd gaye they.. Even Dino or Anthony bhi apni gaadi ki taraf bhaage..


Main-(Chilaake ) I love you Anjali.. Tujhe dekh k itani khussi hui ki rona aagaya..


Anjali-Love you too darling..


Main-Sun 10 ek or bache hain gherr lo saalo ko main Dino or Anthony ko dharrleta hun jaane naa paaye maadarchod..


Ye bolke main bhi apni roof se niche uttara or Anthony or Dino k piche bhaaga ab jaisa maine bataya tha galliyon mein gaadi se tejj tha main as itane moudd they gaadi rukk rukk k he jaa rahi thi meri ek bandukk main roof pe he chhod aaya tha kuddtey time but ek pistol thi mere pass jo maine uss uppar waale k hath se cheen lee thi jisme 8 ki 8 bullets thi jo more then enough thi in dono k liye..


Ab harr turn pe main unke close aaraha tha jo unhe bhi samjh aagaya tha issliye Dino jab gaadi chala raha tha toh Anthony mirror se bahaar aake mere uppar apni assault rifle se firing kar raha tha jiss wajah se mujhe thoda rukkna padd raha tha or woh fir gap bana rahe they.. Main befaltu goli nahi chala raha tha kyunki mujhe pata tha gaadi bulletproof hai toh jabtak tire ka angle nahi milega tabtak goli chalaake kya faayda.. Lekin agar wohlog road pe pohanch gaye toh fir bhaag jaaenge ye log toh fir goli bachaake bhi kya faayda.. But jabtak woh maadarchod assault rifle se mere uppar firing karega tabtak aage jaane ki soch bhi naa shakta main, issliye pehle maine ussi maadarchod k liye plan banaya .Woh harr turn pe bandukk bahaar nikaalke firing kar raha tha taaki jab wohlog slow hon toh main close naa aajaaun unke issliye jaise he mujhe aage turn dikha main bhaagke thoda aage aaya or rukk gaya ab as expected Anthony bawligand ne hath bahaar nikaala or main toh wait he uska kar raha tha maine goli chalaai pehli miss hui but dusari goli lagi uss bawligand k hath pe or saale ki assault rifle wahin par girr gayi niche..


Main-(Chilaake) Or ban le sharpshooter maadarchod..


Ab mujhe utana darr nahi tha toh main gand faad bhaaga or agle turn par maine left side waale tires par firing ki pehli goli front left tire par lagi dusari goli miss hui or teesri goli back left tire par lagi or ye sab turn letey hue hua toh gaadi turant he left mein deewar se takra gayi gaadi bahot slow thi toh impact jyaada naa hua or Dino ne gaadi moudd bhi lee lekin tabtak maine Anthony ki padi rifle uthaalee thi or woh leke maine right tyre par andhi goli chalaai 8-10 bullets baaki thi uss magazine mein or main usse khaali karke he rukka uske sath sath gaadi k 4on tyre sapaat kardiye maine ab ye dekh unki gand fatti Dino turant he driver side se uttara sathmeim Anthony bhi drive side khidki se uttara kyunki usse pata tha left side se uttarta toh maadarchod ko uttartey he thok deta main..


Ab Dino k hathmein ek pistol thi jabki Anthony k pass koi gun nahi dikhi mujhe uski gun already girwa chukka tha main woh bus apne hath pe lagi goli k ghaav ko dabaake Dino k piche bhaag raha tha..


Main-(Chilaake) Bawligand subah waali galati dekh k samjha nahi, ki tumlog mujhse tej nahi bhaag shaktey... Beta maaro yaa marro bhaagke kahaan jaaoge..


Continued...


Superb update
 

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Dino or Anthony mere aage aage bhaag rahe they still..


Main-(Chilaake) Bawligand subah waali galati dekh k samjha nahi ki tumlog mujhse tej nahi bhaag shaktey... Beta maaro yaa marro bhaagke kahaan jaaoge..


Mere ye bolne k baad unhe samjh aaya ki main sach he keh raha hun issliye wohlog achanak rukk gaye itana achanak ki maadarchod mujhe bhi samjh naa aaya ,main almost unke saamne chala gayabor Dino ne goli chalaai but thankfully wahaan ek pillar ka cover leke bach gaya main.. Ab woh dono merese aage rukke or main thoda piche..


Main-Haan ye hui na baat... Ye batao woh tumhara bawligand boss nahi aaraha kya bachane?? Patrick?? Subah toh aaya tha?? Lagta usse samjh aagaya hoga ki tumlog toh maroge he usse bhi marwaoge..


Anthony-Bhenchod ye bata tu hai kya?? Ye possible nahi hai koi londa bhenchod itana sab karle.. Sale jitani teri ummar hai utana experience tha mera iss dhande mein toh fir kaise?? Main maan he nahi shakta tu koi simple londa hai.. Naa naa.. Kuch toh hai tere baare mein.. Jo hone waala hota hai tujhe usase pehle pata chal jaata hai konsi goli kahaan lagegi ye tujhe pehle pata chaljaata hai.. Bhaagta he raha kabse bhenchod gaadi thakk gayi tu naa thaka, ye kaise possible hai bhalla haan?? Bhen k lode bata toh dey tu hai kya?? Kaise??


Main-Beta jaan jaaega toh suicide karlega..


Anthony-Main nahi toh koi or sahi jaanke toh rahenge he puri gang mein ye question he sabse bada hai ki tu cheej kya hai kaise possible hai itana sab ho he nahi shakta... Tune majaak bana rakha hai pehle Namit bhai ki gang khatam ki fir Pankaj bhai ki..


Main-Or ab tere Vilas bhai ki..


Anthony-Vilas bhai ko kabhi khatam nahi kar shakta Tu..


Main-Sab khatam hone se pehle yahi kehke gaye they...


Ab main usko baaton mein jaan bujhke uljha raha tha kyunki main raasta dhund raha tha upppar - niche kahin se inse aage jaane kaa kyunki yahaan toh Dino nishana lagaake khadda tha maardega bhen ka lund ab finally mujhe rasta mill gaya tha, uppar se mere side mein ek deewar thi jisase main roof pe chadh shakta tha or fir inhe uppar se thok shakta tha.. Bus ab bina sound kiye uppar jaana tha mujhe..


Main-Tu ye bata be Patrick kyun bhaag gaya tumhe chhodke??


Ye bolke maine apni gun toh daal lee pant mein or risk leke uppar chadhne laga, lekin agar maadarchod sound hui toh yaa toh wohlog bhaag jaaenge yaa fir idhar aajaaenge Or niche se meri gand mein goli maarenge..


Anthony-Patrick bhai k pass time nahi hai unhe Or jaruri kaam karne hai jald dekhega Tu..


Usne jawaab jaldi dediya jo maine expect nahi kiya tha issliye mujhe rukkna padda toh Main deewar pe chadke rukk gaya..


Main-Tu kyun chupp haibe bawligand?? Bhai bachaane aaya tujhe bacha bhi gaya woh bhi apni jaan deke bhosdk bhaag kyun nahi gaya ?? Uska balidan kharaab karwadiya..


Usse fir baaton mein lagaake main deewar se roof pe jaane laga jo easy task tha..


Dino-Uski aatma ko tabhi shanti millegi jab main tujhe maardunga.. Maarunga yaa marrunga AP kabtak chippega aajaa.. Backup aane ka intejaar kar raha hai tu mujhe pata hai itana kaayar na ban bandukk mere pass hai bandukk tere pass hai..


Main-Haan lekin main chutiya nahi hun naa teri tarah..


Ye bolke maine uppar se uske hath mein goli maari Or uski bandukk bhi niche jaake girri.. Woh chilaaya wahaan, ab dono k hath faad diye they maine..


Main-Naa naa.. Oye dalle madarchod seedha khadda reh warna uppar se goli maarunga niche gand se nikalegi.. Seedha khadda reh.. Rukk jaa wahin k wahin.. Haan aise good.. Pistol ko laat maar durr kar.. Or bhosdk dimag naa lagaaiyo warna dimag kholdunga...


Anthony ne pistol ko laat maari Or woh unse durr hui.. Toh main deewar pe aake niche kuddke unke saamne aaya or by God dono k cehre dekhne laayak they rona aane ko hogaya tha unhe.. Maine unki pistol bhi uthaake daali or apni pistol bhi daal lee..


Main-Haanji..


Ye dekh Dino aage badha lekin main uss bawligand ko theek haalat mein tod dun Ab toh uska hath bikhra padda tha toh jaise he woh mere pass aaya maine usse punch maarne diya or jaise he usne punch maara maine dalle ka hath pakkad liya or apni taraf khinchke dusara goli laga hath pakkada or daba diya woh bhenchod khadda-2 chilaaya or chatpataane laga toh maine uska hath chhoda or laat maari usko jisse lagke woh piche jaake girra..


Main-Dalle shyaana naa ban saari haddiyaan Todd dunga.. Seedha khadda ho jaa bhen k lawde..


Woh khadda hua..


Main-Ab bolo, yaad aarahe hain saare kand?? "Dino?? Anthony"Vilas k sabse khatarnaak bandey saikdon cases, najaane kitane logon ko maar chuke tumlog or tu Anthony maadarchod soch aajtak kitani masoom ladkiyon ki jindagi kharaab kar chuka hai tu unhe kidnap karke unki families se cheen k fir darindo ko bech dena.. Arrey maadarchod 1-2% toh socha hota hain?? Kya he mill gaya dallo?? Dekh juth naa bolunga main bahot he ghatiya insaan hun bahot jyaada probably tum dono ne jitane log maare hain usase 50 gunna jyaada maine maare honge but aise ghatiya kaam naa kare bhenchod kabhi bol.. Drugs, weapons, extortion, contract killing, black market, smuggling bhosdk itane kaale dhande they or tune sabse ghatiya chuna bolo..


Anthony-Tujhe kya lagta hai option hota hai iss life mein??ki main ye karunga mujhe ye passand hai.?? Arrey ghanta jo milta hai woh karna padta hai warna goli milti hai khopdi mein option nahi hotey.. North India ki raajgaddi pe baith ke ye gyaan dena ashaan hota hai humaari life jeeke dekh..


Main-Maadarchod meri life jaan leta toh aisi lund jaisi baat naa karta.. Tune kaha option naa hota haina?? Chal bhosdk main option deta hun tumhe jeene or marrne ka option samjha..


Dino-Nahi caahiye kitana he dum lagaale bhosdk Max kahaan hain nahi bataaenge hum tujhe.. Yahi jaanana hai na tujhe??.. Tujhe naam nahi lena caahiye tha uska humare saamne humein pata hai woh tere liye bahot jyaada important hai bahot jyada, kyun ye nahi pata but important toh hai woh , lekin guess what kabhi nahi dhund paaega usse tu..


Ye sunke main bhi rukk gaya ek second k liye.. This was bad very bad..


Continued..
Dino ko kya h pata ke lvde 2.0 jaag gaya to Teri maut bhi maut se daregi bc max ka name leliya 🤣🤣
 

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Dino-Dekh shakal dekh sale ki matlab pakka important hai Max Tere liye.. Hahahaa..


Main-So marna manjurr hai lekin Max nahi doge..


Anthony -2 baar fail hochuke hain moutt yaa usase badtar saja boss dega toh darra matt..


Dino-Hahaha..Kabhi nahi dhund paaega usko tu..


Main-Shart lagaaega?? Dhund liya toh bata?? Ohh sorry tu shart tab dekh paaega naa jab tu jinda rahega ..


Ye bolke maine uski khopdi kholdi or Anthony kuch samjh paata tabtak dusari goli uski khopdi mein daag di maine..


"FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK"


Main chilaaya, bhenchod stupid 2.0 bawligand, kyun jikar kiya unke saamne dalle.. Fuck you... Fuckk..


Main khudko gaali deraha tha ki mera phone baja jo bhai ka tha..


Main-Haan bhai..


Deva-Kidhar hai tu?? Main yahaan Anjali wagairaah k pass hun..


Main-Main thoda aage hun sab theek hai wahaan??


Deva-Yeah yeah.. Abeer aagaya tha yahaan toh sath milke sab sambhaal liya inhone mere aane se pehle.. Tu bata theek haina??


Main-Yep safe and sound Anjali darling and baaki ne bacha liya thankfully..


Deva-NCB waali Shruti aagayi hai Dino or woh dusare ka jo karna hai jaldi kar..


Main-Kar chuka..


Deva-Shabbas.. Main thoda piche nikalke baitha hun yahaan rahunga toh media aane waala hai.. Jaldi aa..


Main-Aaya Shruti ko story sunaake..


Call disconnected..


Ab main wahin baith gaya kyunki Shruti ko yahin batadunga kya hua tha warna baad mein bc apne pass bulaaegi abhi jo hai uske saamne he hai..


Ab wahaan baithke main sochne laga apni problem k baare mein, ye awaajon waali problem ab orr ignore nahi kar shakta tha main . bhenchod jaan chali jaaegi iski wajah se kabhi na kabhi, Arrey kabhi kya abhi thodi derr pehle he chali jaati bhenchod,ab toh sawaal he naa hai main ignore karunga ye issue.. Or ye bhi confirm hai ki ye veham bhi naa hai mera no way... Ek baar hogaya do baar hogaya baar baar lawda veham thodi hota hai.. Hmm.. Toh kya kiya jaaye?? Psychiatrist k pass jaaun bc?? Maybe.. Maybe.. doctor Ruhi darling se baat karke koi psychiatrist dhundwata hun jo chup chaap help kar shake..


"Niceee"


Main khawaab se bahaar aaya toh saamne Shruti or uske kuch agents khadde they..


Shruti-Good Evening Sir..


Main-Hiya.. Aap yahaan kaise??


Shruti-Arrey kamaal kartey ho, Sehar k bichon bich iss sehar k maalik k piche behisaab log padde haiin bandukkein leke , no joke almost 150 calls aachuki hain police k pass isko leke or humtak bhi khabar pohanch he gayi but unfortunately thoda late pohanchi khabar..


Main-Yeah so ek baar he bataaunga please likh lo yaa record karlo kyunki meri haalat nahi doobara aane ki tumhare pass..


Shruti-Nilesh recorder suru karo..


Main-Main college canteen mein baitha tha tab mujhe realise hua ki koi najar rakh raha hai mere uppar maine apne dost log ko nikaala wahaan se toh woh log samjh gaye ki mujhe pata chal gaya hai unki presence ka toh unmein se kuch canteen mein he aaye maine wahaan unhe maara and unhi se ek pistol cheenke bhaaga and yahaan takk fir multiple logon ko maara maine ..


Shruti-Multiple se kya matlab hai?? Kitane??


Main-Ginn thodi raha tha yaar jitane bhi niche marre haina college se yahaan takk woh sab maine maare hain ginn lena 20-30 honge..


Maine Chang k shikaaron ko bhi add kartey hue kahaa...


Nilesh-Tum akele ne itane logon ko maara??


Nilesh ne waaqai schoked hote hue kaha..


Main-Yep.. Shock na ho mere rojj ka hai.. So main wahaan uppar roof pe fans gaya tha tab meri team aai toh uppar waalon ko unhone maara unki guns registered hain toh woh clear hoga kisko unhone maara kisko Maine..


Nilesh-Ok fir yahaan takk kaise aaya??


Main-Fir main indono k piche bhaaga yelog gaadi mein they Maine gaadi k tires faade Anthony k pass assault rifle thi woh girwai then Dino k pass pistol bachi toh final fight mein Maine dono ko maar diya..


Shruti-Dono k hathon mein goli lagi hai matlab marne se pehle inke weapons nikalwa chuke they tum fir maara kyun??Surrender kyun nahi karne diya.?


Main-Arrey Keval Anthony ki gun nikalwai thi maine Dino ki pistol thi uske pass toh usne Anhtony ko aage bheja distract karne k liye toh maine pehle uski khopdi kholi or fir Dino or mere bich firing hui toh maine uppar se goli maari Dino k hath pe lekin usne gun nahi chhodi toh maine niche kuddke uske munh pe goli maari.. Ye hua tha... Abhi mujhe medical ki jarurat hai jaaun?? Auto waale ne mere munh par apne auto se kiss dedi..


Shruti-Ok.. Got you... Main try karungi tumhe station naa aana pade but can't promise..


Main-Okkk..


Shruti ne recorder bandh kiya..


Shruti-Achi story banaai hai.. Mujhe pata hai ye dono ki guns nikalwa chuke they baad mein you killed them.. Jaisa tum humesha kartey ho..


Main-Heheheh.. Prove it or it didn't happen.. I win again by the way..


Ye bolke main nikala wahaan se or road ki side aake bhai k pass call kiya Abeer bhi sath tha toh bhai ne mujhe bahot sunaaya, ki main itana careless kaise tha ki simple logic tha apne bhai ka badla jarur lega Dino toh main akela kyun gaya wagairaah wagairaah.. Bahot sunaaya ,obviously bhai k aage main bol shakta nahi kuch or unki baat sach bhi thi then haweli aaye toh fir sunaaney ki baari babhi ki thi unhone toh orr jyaada sunaaya pucho matt main first aid kit ka bahaana banaake apne room mein aaya or Ami ne mere munh wagairaah pe dawaai lagaai..


Ami-Boss aap bahot careless hogaye hain..


Main-A Ami you know tu meri best friend hai lekin ab boli naa ek mukka maarke thobda badal dunga, majaak nahi pichle pure 1.5 ghante se sunraha hun main Pehle Bhai ki fir Jaanwar ki fir Babhi or Meenu ki Rishi ki Mangal toh bacha he hai Delhi se aake woh sunaaega ... Bus my bad hogayi galati but all is well now.. Maar diya lawdo ko.. Maa chudae woh dono..


Continued..
2.0 kab jagega baba nind se wo aayega uske baad h to 3.0 aayega and the serpent of underworld banega ...
 

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