Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Update-346(No Clues-1) ​

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Main Bhai Babhi Rishi Jaanwar Mangal Or Meenu ko apne doubt se clear karke apne next target par pohancha or woh tha Sam bawligand, ye kya he baat chupaa lega bc mujhse ye Ravi or Rohit kya he chuppa lenge bc.. Ladki nahi patti?? Movie konsi dekhun?? Daru?? Inke pass kya he baat hongi.. But fir bhi. Ab thankfully Sam ka room open he tha main room kholke andar gaya toh Sam or Ravi dono wahin they or mast movie dekh rahe they koi ,ekdum darwaja khulta dekh woh bhi darr gaye..


Sam-Bhosdk darra diya..


Ravi-Tujhe kya hua be??


Main-Acha bhosdko ab ye baat hogayi bhaichaare mein hain?? Ab bhai se baat chupaane lage hain?? Bus kya bc?? Hum toh khaatey peetey hugte takk ek sath they bachpan se aisa kya hua be??


Ravi-Bawligand akele akele bc.. Ye bakchodi kardi be tune..


Sam-Bc lekin pee kab gaya humare sath he toh khaana khaa raha tha lawde??


Main-Joke tha be chutiye, paani peene bahaar aaya tha idhar se tv ki awaaj aai toh aagaya dekhne.. Lol..


Sam-Wahi main sochun bc anarth kardiya akela pee gaya toh..


Main-Chalo dekho dekho main sone jaa raha..


Ye bolke maine unke room ka darwaja bandh kiya.. Bhenchod.. Ab kya be.. Haweli waale toh sab pure hogaye .. Well sab nahi Ami bachi hai but main maan he nahi shakta Ami baat chupaaegi mujhse naa naa naa sawaal he paida nahi hota not a chance.. Lekin ab bc..


Ab kya be ab bahaar bhi toh bahot log bache hain.. Nicki Mam and family.. Rohit and family.. Anjali and team.. Riya and family.. Etc..


Toh bawligand aadhi raatko jaaega unke pass??


Of course be jaunga kyun nahi jaaunga urgent mein help caahiye kissi ko toh ek ek minute matter karta hai or mujhe iss problem se ASAP chuttkaara caahiye maa chudaaye nind..


Ab main akele nahi jaane waala tha no chance bc itani raatko drive karna safe nahi tha iss condition mein mere liye, kya pata bc kahaan woh awaaj sunke thokdun gaadi..
Issliye maine Ami ko jagaana theek samjha.. Uska door knock kiya maine or Ami ne darwaja khola..


Ami-Boss?? Sab theek hai?? Itani raatko??


Main-Oh yeah ekdum theek.. Tu ye bata pehle toh kya dikkat hai?? Kya help caahiye tujhe meri??


Ami-Hainnn??


Main-Nahi caahiye?? Ok good.. Aaja mere sath kahin bahaar jaa rahe hain humlog..


Ami-Abhi??


Main-Yeah gaadi mein batata..


Ami-Gun lun??


Main-Jarurat toh nahi hai but aajkal kismat kharaab chal rahi hai toh lele Bandukk sathmein.. Main deagle le leta hun.. Jaldi aa..


Maine Deagle uthaai tabtak Ami aagayi Or hum dono niche aaye and then garrage pohanchey wahaan Rahul baitha tha apne Shyaam kaka ka beta aag jala rakhi thi usne usase chaabi lee sabse aage khaddi Audi ki..


Main-Tu drive kar ..


Ami ne gaadi nikaali and humlog nikale guards se gate khulwaya..


Ami-Kahaan??


Main-Anjali wagairaah k ghar..


Ami-Hua kya lekin??


Maine usko suru se aakhiri takk bataya sab..


Ami-Matlab uss raat uss bungalow mein jo suna aapne woh veham nahi tha..


Main-Wahi toh keh raha tha tujhe main..


Ami-2.0 ka kaam hai matlab ye.. But Ab toh woh orr bhi gussa hoga right?? Max gayab hogaya hai..


Main-Hmm but abhi kuch kar nahi shakta woh agar kar shakta hota toh mujhe yun aadhe adhurre signal nahi deta balki khud aajaata abtak toh yahaan.. So time hai abhi apne pass.. Jaldi se Patrick ko dharr lun woh toh bataaega he Max kahaan hai ..


Ami - I hope so.. By the way ye sahi time hai logon se puchne jaane ka?? 1:30 baj gaya hai raatka..


Main-Ye best time hai abhi log nind mein fans shaktey hain sach chupaatey hue..


Humlog Anjali k ghar pohanchey actually In sabne milke ye ghar kiraaye pe liya hai,well ghar humaara he hai lekin yelog ne saaf boldiya tha ki rent loge toh he yahaan rukkenge issliye ab Anjali, Jiya, Pooja or Priyanka yahin rehtey hai orr uppar waale Floor pe abhi recently Ajay or Deepak bhi yahin shift hogaye hain..Main uttara gaadi se toh bhenchod shardi se gand fatt gayi bhai bhayankar shardi thi bc maine bell bajaai , as expected kuch derr baad Pooja ne gate khola humlog andar aaye Anjali bhi uthgayi thi or even Pooja or Priyanka bhi gate kholne aarahi thi..


Anjali-AP kya hua?? Sab theek itani raatko??


Main-Yeah sab theek.. Oh Ajay bhi uth gaya oye Deepak ko bhi leke aa toh..


Ajay or Deepak bhi niche aaye..


Main-Ab dhyaan se suno sab batao kya dikkat hai? Aisi kya baat hogayi?? Kya problem hai?? Jaldi batao..


Ye bolke maine sabke cehre padhne caahe lekin kuch na mila sab bus confused they...


Anjali-Kaisi help boss?? Kya matlab??


Jiya-Yeah..


Main-Matlab tumlogon ko madad nahi caahiye..


Anjali-Well i dont think so.. Kissi ko help caahiye??


Ye sun sabka jawaab Naa he tha..


Main-Fuck.. I know ye weird hai but kal subah batata hun kya dikkat hai sorry disturbance k liye so jaao.. Good night.. Bye.. Sorry..


Unke sawaal suru hone se pehle main or Ami nikal liye wahaan se and waapis gaadi mein baithey..


Ami-Negative ..


Main-Yeah.. Chal Nicki mam k yahaan..


Bhencho ek or dead end abtoh ginne chunne log he bache hain.. Fuckkk.. Aise toh bc meri theory he galat hojaaegi naa naa fir toh bc waapis zero pe aajaaunga main..Naa naa abhi miljaaega koi..


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Update-347(No Clues-2) ​

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Humlog Anjali wagairaah k yahaan se nikale and seedha Nicki Mam k ghar k bahaar gaadi roukki horn deke guard ko jagaya , bahot puraane guard hain ye toh turant he gate khulla and hum gaadi seedha andar le gaye gaadi lawn mein park karke hum andar aaye Nicki Mam ka room niche he tha toh sabse pehle unhi ka door knock kiya maine.. Or kuch derr baad Nicki mam ne darwaja khola..


Nicki-AP ??? Tu?? Sab theek hai?? Kya hua??


Main-All good.. Aap ye batao ab ye baat hogayi?? Aap baat chupaane lage mujhse?? Bus kya?? Kya dikkat hai batao??


Nicki-Hainnn?? Matlab??


Main-Aapko help nahi caahiye matlab??


Nicki-Kissliye?? Ek minute ? Matlab??


Main-Fuck.. Kuch nahi sojaao i know weird hai but kal bataaunga sorry sojaao..


"Kon Hai Nikku "??


Nicki-Aapka pyaara bhateeja hai papa peg lagaake aaya lagta hai Deepu ne ghar se nikal diya hoga..


Nicki k papa niche aaye woh relations mein mere Tau ji lagte hain .. Main unse galle Milla..


Uncle-Arrey AP.. Sab theek toh haina??


Main-Arrey naa uncle peeya weeya kuch nahi hai actually ye batao.. Ohh Riti mam bhi aa gaye perfect.. Ye batao Riti Mam or Uncle kya dikkat hogayi bhalla?? kya problem hai jo mujhe nahi bata rahe they?? Kya help caahiye??


Uncle-Pakka peeke nahi aaya haina Tu??


Main-Arrey aapki kasam uncle.. Kitane saal se jaante ho aap mujhe..


Uncle-Jabse tu diaper mein susu karta tha tabse..


Main-Bus toh fir aapko thodi juth bolunga..


Uncle-I belive you.. Mujhe juth nahi bol shakta Tu..


Nicki-But aisi bawli bawli baat karega toh yahi lagega naa..


Main-Bawli baaton ka reason kal subha bataaunga aaplogon ko tension na lo all good hai sojaao ab..


Uncle-Tu kahaan jaa raha hai?? Itani raatko?? Yahin sojaa ab subah jaana..


Main-Naa uncle important task pe hun.. Jaana padega..


Uncle-Pakka??


Main-Arrey haan.. Bye guys love you..


Nicki-Arrey sun sun abhi kahaan jaaega bawle ?? Rukkjaa task subah karlena 2:30 baje hain kuch ghante mein subah ho he jaaegi..


Main-Naa i gotta go.. Bye..


Ye bolke main or Ami bahaar aake gaadi mein baithe..


Main-Bc koi mile yaa naa mile sabko ye jarur yakeen hojaaega ki main bawligand hogaya hun.. Fuckkk..


Ami-For sure..


Main-Rohit k yahaan chal..


Hum Rohit k yahaan pohanchey obviously ab Rohit k papa Haryana k cabinet minister hain toh unke yahaan guards k alawa police bhi thi gate k uppar but mujhe wahaan sab jaante hain toh kaka ne gate khola turant he and main Or Ami seedhe andar gaye uncle yahaan honge nahi toh maine seedhe Rohit ka room khatkhataaya woh bhi bahot jorse kyunki yahaan uske alawa koi orr rehta hai nahi as Uncle Delhi honge Or unke alawa Rohit ki family humlog he hain bus or koi nahi ..
Rohit ne darwaja khola..


Rohit-Bhosdk Tu gate todega kya bawligand mujhe laga raid padgayi bc..


Main-Bhosdk GB road mein soraha hai jo raid padegi.. Bawligand.. Sun ye bata bhosdk ab ye baat hogayi haan? Mujhse baat chupaane laga?? Kya problem hai bata??


Rohit-Gand pe laat maarunga bhosdk.. Main toh hugna muttna takk na chipaata tujhse..


Main-True..


Rohit-True kya bc?? Daru peeya hai??


Main-Arrey nahi re matt puch bhenchod gand marri paddi hai din mein bataaunga kya dikkat hai sojaa ab..


Rohit-Chutiye.. Ab kya he nind aaegi ..


Main-Soja soja fir bhi.


Rohit-Kahaan jaaraha Tu??


Main-Abhi kuch jagah or jaana hai..


Rohit-Chal main bhi chalta hun bc..


Main-Pakka??


Rohit-Haan be or kya karunga baithke.. Bahot din hue night out kiye..


Main-Lawde ka night out 3:00 baje hain subah k dalle..


Rohit-Jo bhi hai.. Chal.. Main jacket lelun rukk..


Main-Haan lele gand faad shardi hai bc..


Rohit ko leke humlog nikale..


Main-Sawaal jawaab matt karna ye jaan le apne close logon mein se kissi ko meri help caahiye lekin woh bata nahi paa raha .. Main pata laga raha hun kon..


Rohit-Bc.. Fir tujhe kaise pata bc kissi ko help caahiye?? Or ye pata he hai kissi ko help caahiye toh ye bhi pata hoga kisko caahiye..


Main-Kya bola tha main sawaal jawaab nahi..


Rohit-Ok..


Main-Laa cigarette hee peela dey aagaya hai toh..


Rohit-Bhosdk Tu jeb mein leke chalta hai kya cigarette??


Main-Naa.. Ami, Riya k ghar lele raaste mein koi tarpri khulli ho toh cigarette peeladena..


Rohit-Bhosdk.. Subah 3 baje Riya k ghar jaaega Tu??


Main-Obviously..


Rohit-Abe gand kaa obviously kya bolega wahaan jaake?? Kyun aaya hai?? Kya lagti hai Riya?? Woh Raju gand faad dega bhosdk..


Main-Haan be.. Bhenchod ye toh socha he nahi tha main abhi jaake darwaaja khatkhata deta uska or kutt detey bc mujhe wahaan.. Fuckk.. Tu toh shyaana haibe acha hua sath aaya tu..


Rohit-Bawligand peetwaane laaya hai kya sath??


Main-Ami thoda piche he roukk le unke ghar se.. Main call karta hun..


Maine Riya ko call kiya toh uska phone off tha..


Rohit-Ab bc??


Main-Piche hai uska room pipe chadh jaaun??


Rohit-Pipe chadh jaaun..bawligand spiderman hai tu..gand aisi tuttegi ki tujhe ulta help ki jarurat padegi.. "Pipe Chadh Jaaun" Arrey bawligand khudko kya samjha hai tune.


Main - Yaad hai jab yahaan pehli baar aaye they Woh maadarchod Aman master k ghar najar rakhne uska ghar iske bagal mein he toh hai or uspe kitana aaram se chadh gaya tha main.. Inka bhi same he hai pehle bahaar waali deewar climb ki bus uske uppar se side mein pipe hai or uppar balcony ki railing fir usse pakkadke Riya k room ki balcony mein gaya bam..


Rohit-Bhai maanle kuch ghanto ki baat hai subah puch lena, aisi gand tod di jaaegi or beijjati hogi woh alag be..


Main-Koi pakkadega tab naa be chutiye dekhta jaa tu.. Chal Ami piche lele gaadi..


Rohit-Chutiye kya piche lele, bawligand iss gaadi ki awaaj se Raju akela nahi uska pura mohalla jaag jaaega.. Gaadi yahin rakhte hain thoda aage tu jaake aa hum baithey hain yahaan..


Main-Great idea bc tu toh be bahot smart hai lawde acha hua tu sath aagaya..Badhiya idea diya..lekin tu mere sath chal..


Rohit-Bhosdk main kya karunga??


Main-Abe bahaar waali deewar pe chadne k liye help caahiye naa lawde..


Rohit-Bhai kyun gand tudwa raha hai.. Kal newspaper mein he aaenge seedha dekhle..


Main-Bus kya bhosdk bhai k liye..


Rohit-Bus bus rukkjaa blackmail naa karr Marwadega bc... Chal bhai kya he kahun ab maa kasam bhai pakkade gaye naa toh andhadhdund maar padegi baad mein he dekhenge log ki AP kutt diya..


Main-Abe aa jaa darrpok..


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Full to confusion without clues kuch new h situation hogi maybe

 

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Update-346(No Clues-1) ​

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Main Bhai Babhi Rishi Jaanwar Mangal Or Meenu ko apne doubt se clear karke apne next target par pohancha or woh tha Sam bawligand, ye kya he baat chupaa lega bc mujhse ye Ravi or Rohit kya he chuppa lenge bc.. Ladki nahi patti?? Movie konsi dekhun?? Daru?? Inke pass kya he baat hongi.. But fir bhi. Ab thankfully Sam ka room open he tha main room kholke andar gaya toh Sam or Ravi dono wahin they or mast movie dekh rahe they koi ,ekdum darwaja khulta dekh woh bhi darr gaye..


Sam-Bhosdk darra diya..


Ravi-Tujhe kya hua be??


Main-Acha bhosdko ab ye baat hogayi bhaichaare mein hain?? Ab bhai se baat chupaane lage hain?? Bus kya bc?? Hum toh khaatey peetey hugte takk ek sath they bachpan se aisa kya hua be??


Ravi-Bawligand akele akele bc.. Ye bakchodi kardi be tune..


Sam-Bc lekin pee kab gaya humare sath he toh khaana khaa raha tha lawde??


Main-Joke tha be chutiye, paani peene bahaar aaya tha idhar se tv ki awaaj aai toh aagaya dekhne.. Lol..


Sam-Wahi main sochun bc anarth kardiya akela pee gaya toh..


Main-Chalo dekho dekho main sone jaa raha..


Ye bolke maine unke room ka darwaja bandh kiya.. Bhenchod.. Ab kya be.. Haweli waale toh sab pure hogaye .. Well sab nahi Ami bachi hai but main maan he nahi shakta Ami baat chupaaegi mujhse naa naa naa sawaal he paida nahi hota not a chance.. Lekin ab bc..


Ab kya be ab bahaar bhi toh bahot log bache hain.. Nicki Mam and family.. Rohit and family.. Anjali and team.. Riya and family.. Etc..


Toh bawligand aadhi raatko jaaega unke pass??


Of course be jaunga kyun nahi jaaunga urgent mein help caahiye kissi ko toh ek ek minute matter karta hai or mujhe iss problem se ASAP chuttkaara caahiye maa chudaaye nind..


Ab main akele nahi jaane waala tha no chance bc itani raatko drive karna safe nahi tha iss condition mein mere liye, kya pata bc kahaan woh awaaj sunke thokdun gaadi..
Issliye maine Ami ko jagaana theek samjha.. Uska door knock kiya maine or Ami ne darwaja khola..


Ami-Boss?? Sab theek hai?? Itani raatko??


Main-Oh yeah ekdum theek.. Tu ye bata pehle toh kya dikkat hai?? Kya help caahiye tujhe meri??


Ami-Hainnn??


Main-Nahi caahiye?? Ok good.. Aaja mere sath kahin bahaar jaa rahe hain humlog..


Ami-Abhi??


Main-Yeah gaadi mein batata..


Ami-Gun lun??


Main-Jarurat toh nahi hai but aajkal kismat kharaab chal rahi hai toh lele Bandukk sathmein.. Main deagle le leta hun.. Jaldi aa..


Maine Deagle uthaai tabtak Ami aagayi Or hum dono niche aaye and then garrage pohanchey wahaan Rahul baitha tha apne Shyaam kaka ka beta aag jala rakhi thi usne usase chaabi lee sabse aage khaddi Audi ki..


Main-Tu drive kar ..


Ami ne gaadi nikaali and humlog nikale guards se gate khulwaya..


Ami-Kahaan??


Main-Anjali wagairaah k ghar..


Ami-Hua kya lekin??


Maine usko suru se aakhiri takk bataya sab..


Ami-Matlab uss raat uss bungalow mein jo suna aapne woh veham nahi tha..


Main-Wahi toh keh raha tha tujhe main..


Ami-2.0 ka kaam hai matlab ye.. But Ab toh woh orr bhi gussa hoga right?? Max gayab hogaya hai..


Main-Hmm but abhi kuch kar nahi shakta woh agar kar shakta hota toh mujhe yun aadhe adhurre signal nahi deta balki khud aajaata abtak toh yahaan.. So time hai abhi apne pass.. Jaldi se Patrick ko dharr lun woh toh bataaega he Max kahaan hai ..


Ami - I hope so.. By the way ye sahi time hai logon se puchne jaane ka?? 1:30 baj gaya hai raatka..


Main-Ye best time hai abhi log nind mein fans shaktey hain sach chupaatey hue..


Humlog Anjali k ghar pohanchey actually In sabne milke ye ghar kiraaye pe liya hai,well ghar humaara he hai lekin yelog ne saaf boldiya tha ki rent loge toh he yahaan rukkenge issliye ab Anjali, Jiya, Pooja or Priyanka yahin rehtey hai orr uppar waale Floor pe abhi recently Ajay or Deepak bhi yahin shift hogaye hain..Main uttara gaadi se toh bhenchod shardi se gand fatt gayi bhai bhayankar shardi thi bc maine bell bajaai , as expected kuch derr baad Pooja ne gate khola humlog andar aaye Anjali bhi uthgayi thi or even Pooja or Priyanka bhi gate kholne aarahi thi..


Anjali-AP kya hua?? Sab theek itani raatko??


Main-Yeah sab theek.. Oh Ajay bhi uth gaya oye Deepak ko bhi leke aa toh..


Ajay or Deepak bhi niche aaye..


Main-Ab dhyaan se suno sab batao kya dikkat hai? Aisi kya baat hogayi?? Kya problem hai?? Jaldi batao..


Ye bolke maine sabke cehre padhne caahe lekin kuch na mila sab bus confused they...


Anjali-Kaisi help boss?? Kya matlab??


Jiya-Yeah..


Main-Matlab tumlogon ko madad nahi caahiye..


Anjali-Well i dont think so.. Kissi ko help caahiye??


Ye sun sabka jawaab Naa he tha..


Main-Fuck.. I know ye weird hai but kal subah batata hun kya dikkat hai sorry disturbance k liye so jaao.. Good night.. Bye.. Sorry..


Unke sawaal suru hone se pehle main or Ami nikal liye wahaan se and waapis gaadi mein baithey..


Ami-Negative ..


Main-Yeah.. Chal Nicki mam k yahaan..


Bhencho ek or dead end abtoh ginne chunne log he bache hain.. Fuckkk.. Aise toh bc meri theory he galat hojaaegi naa naa fir toh bc waapis zero pe aajaaunga main..Naa naa abhi miljaaega koi..


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Update-347(No Clues-2) ​

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Humlog Anjali wagairaah k yahaan se nikale and seedha Nicki Mam k ghar k bahaar gaadi roukki horn deke guard ko jagaya , bahot puraane guard hain ye toh turant he gate khulla and hum gaadi seedha andar le gaye gaadi lawn mein park karke hum andar aaye Nicki Mam ka room niche he tha toh sabse pehle unhi ka door knock kiya maine.. Or kuch derr baad Nicki mam ne darwaja khola..


Nicki-AP ??? Tu?? Sab theek hai?? Kya hua??


Main-All good.. Aap ye batao ab ye baat hogayi?? Aap baat chupaane lage mujhse?? Bus kya?? Kya dikkat hai batao??


Nicki-Hainnn?? Matlab??


Main-Aapko help nahi caahiye matlab??


Nicki-Kissliye?? Ek minute ? Matlab??


Main-Fuck.. Kuch nahi sojaao i know weird hai but kal bataaunga sorry sojaao..


"Kon Hai Nikku "??


Nicki-Aapka pyaara bhateeja hai papa peg lagaake aaya lagta hai Deepu ne ghar se nikal diya hoga..


Nicki k papa niche aaye woh relations mein mere Tau ji lagte hain .. Main unse galle Milla..


Uncle-Arrey AP.. Sab theek toh haina??


Main-Arrey naa uncle peeya weeya kuch nahi hai actually ye batao.. Ohh Riti mam bhi aa gaye perfect.. Ye batao Riti Mam or Uncle kya dikkat hogayi bhalla?? kya problem hai jo mujhe nahi bata rahe they?? Kya help caahiye??


Uncle-Pakka peeke nahi aaya haina Tu??


Main-Arrey aapki kasam uncle.. Kitane saal se jaante ho aap mujhe..


Uncle-Jabse tu diaper mein susu karta tha tabse..


Main-Bus toh fir aapko thodi juth bolunga..


Uncle-I belive you.. Mujhe juth nahi bol shakta Tu..


Nicki-But aisi bawli bawli baat karega toh yahi lagega naa..


Main-Bawli baaton ka reason kal subha bataaunga aaplogon ko tension na lo all good hai sojaao ab..


Uncle-Tu kahaan jaa raha hai?? Itani raatko?? Yahin sojaa ab subah jaana..


Main-Naa uncle important task pe hun.. Jaana padega..


Uncle-Pakka??


Main-Arrey haan.. Bye guys love you..


Nicki-Arrey sun sun abhi kahaan jaaega bawle ?? Rukkjaa task subah karlena 2:30 baje hain kuch ghante mein subah ho he jaaegi..


Main-Naa i gotta go.. Bye..


Ye bolke main or Ami bahaar aake gaadi mein baithe..


Main-Bc koi mile yaa naa mile sabko ye jarur yakeen hojaaega ki main bawligand hogaya hun.. Fuckkk..


Ami-For sure..


Main-Rohit k yahaan chal..


Hum Rohit k yahaan pohanchey obviously ab Rohit k papa Haryana k cabinet minister hain toh unke yahaan guards k alawa police bhi thi gate k uppar but mujhe wahaan sab jaante hain toh kaka ne gate khola turant he and main Or Ami seedhe andar gaye uncle yahaan honge nahi toh maine seedhe Rohit ka room khatkhataaya woh bhi bahot jorse kyunki yahaan uske alawa koi orr rehta hai nahi as Uncle Delhi honge Or unke alawa Rohit ki family humlog he hain bus or koi nahi ..
Rohit ne darwaja khola..


Rohit-Bhosdk Tu gate todega kya bawligand mujhe laga raid padgayi bc..


Main-Bhosdk GB road mein soraha hai jo raid padegi.. Bawligand.. Sun ye bata bhosdk ab ye baat hogayi haan? Mujhse baat chupaane laga?? Kya problem hai bata??


Rohit-Gand pe laat maarunga bhosdk.. Main toh hugna muttna takk na chipaata tujhse..


Main-True..


Rohit-True kya bc?? Daru peeya hai??


Main-Arrey nahi re matt puch bhenchod gand marri paddi hai din mein bataaunga kya dikkat hai sojaa ab..


Rohit-Chutiye.. Ab kya he nind aaegi ..


Main-Soja soja fir bhi.


Rohit-Kahaan jaaraha Tu??


Main-Abhi kuch jagah or jaana hai..


Rohit-Chal main bhi chalta hun bc..


Main-Pakka??


Rohit-Haan be or kya karunga baithke.. Bahot din hue night out kiye..


Main-Lawde ka night out 3:00 baje hain subah k dalle..


Rohit-Jo bhi hai.. Chal.. Main jacket lelun rukk..


Main-Haan lele gand faad shardi hai bc..


Rohit ko leke humlog nikale..


Main-Sawaal jawaab matt karna ye jaan le apne close logon mein se kissi ko meri help caahiye lekin woh bata nahi paa raha .. Main pata laga raha hun kon..


Rohit-Bc.. Fir tujhe kaise pata bc kissi ko help caahiye?? Or ye pata he hai kissi ko help caahiye toh ye bhi pata hoga kisko caahiye..


Main-Kya bola tha main sawaal jawaab nahi..


Rohit-Ok..


Main-Laa cigarette hee peela dey aagaya hai toh..


Rohit-Bhosdk Tu jeb mein leke chalta hai kya cigarette??


Main-Naa.. Ami, Riya k ghar lele raaste mein koi tarpri khulli ho toh cigarette peeladena..


Rohit-Bhosdk.. Subah 3 baje Riya k ghar jaaega Tu??


Main-Obviously..


Rohit-Abe gand kaa obviously kya bolega wahaan jaake?? Kyun aaya hai?? Kya lagti hai Riya?? Woh Raju gand faad dega bhosdk..


Main-Haan be.. Bhenchod ye toh socha he nahi tha main abhi jaake darwaaja khatkhata deta uska or kutt detey bc mujhe wahaan.. Fuckk.. Tu toh shyaana haibe acha hua sath aaya tu..


Rohit-Bawligand peetwaane laaya hai kya sath??


Main-Ami thoda piche he roukk le unke ghar se.. Main call karta hun..


Maine Riya ko call kiya toh uska phone off tha..


Rohit-Ab bc??


Main-Piche hai uska room pipe chadh jaaun??


Rohit-Pipe chadh jaaun..bawligand spiderman hai tu..gand aisi tuttegi ki tujhe ulta help ki jarurat padegi.. "Pipe Chadh Jaaun" Arrey bawligand khudko kya samjha hai tune.


Main - Yaad hai jab yahaan pehli baar aaye they Woh maadarchod Aman master k ghar najar rakhne uska ghar iske bagal mein he toh hai or uspe kitana aaram se chadh gaya tha main.. Inka bhi same he hai pehle bahaar waali deewar climb ki bus uske uppar se side mein pipe hai or uppar balcony ki railing fir usse pakkadke Riya k room ki balcony mein gaya bam..


Rohit-Bhai maanle kuch ghanto ki baat hai subah puch lena, aisi gand tod di jaaegi or beijjati hogi woh alag be..


Main-Koi pakkadega tab naa be chutiye dekhta jaa tu.. Chal Ami piche lele gaadi..


Rohit-Chutiye kya piche lele, bawligand iss gaadi ki awaaj se Raju akela nahi uska pura mohalla jaag jaaega.. Gaadi yahin rakhte hain thoda aage tu jaake aa hum baithey hain yahaan..


Main-Great idea bc tu toh be bahot smart hai lawde acha hua tu sath aagaya..Badhiya idea diya..lekin tu mere sath chal..


Rohit-Bhosdk main kya karunga??


Main-Abe bahaar waali deewar pe chadne k liye help caahiye naa lawde..


Rohit-Bhai kyun gand tudwa raha hai.. Kal newspaper mein he aaenge seedha dekhle..


Main-Bus kya bhosdk bhai k liye..


Rohit-Bus bus rukkjaa blackmail naa karr Marwadega bc... Chal bhai kya he kahun ab maa kasam bhai pakkade gaye naa toh andhadhdund maar padegi baad mein he dekhenge log ki AP kutt diya..


Main-Abe aa jaa darrpok..


Continued

Mast update Bhai

 

[Jasdil]

Nice update

 

[111ramjain]

Nice update

 

[Ahsan Ali]

in 2 updates mai tu kuch nahi nikla, lets see agy kuch Intresting hai ya AP ghar ghar ghoomta rahay ga

 

[CFL7897]

AP kar kya raha hai agar aise hi Logon Ko dhundhta Raha to is per Do Char Hafte aise nikal Jaenge

 

[Sharma]

AP k normal life k yahi bc miss ho rahi thi bahut dino se.... interesting ho raha hai mamla....

 

[Super nova]

Abhi kuch din pehle chang ki tang tuti thi aur uski tang utni asani se nahi tut sakti to most probably vahi hoga jisko help chahiye hogi.


Iske alawa arushi aur Ruhi bhi bachi hai abhi jiski koi khabar nahi hai bohat time se

Kavin se related kuch ho nahi sakta kyuki ager uski baat hoti to 2.0 pura dum laga ke wapas ata

Ek possibility yeh bhi ho sakti hai ki 2.0 ko hi koi kaam karwana hai urgent me Verna future me bohat bada panga khada ho sakta hai

 

[MaxMan]

Update-347(No Clues-2) ​

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Humlog Anjali wagairaah k yahaan se nikale and seedha Nicki Mam k ghar k bahaar gaadi roukki horn deke guard ko jagaya , bahot puraane guard hain ye toh turant he gate khulla and hum gaadi seedha andar le gaye gaadi lawn mein park karke hum andar aaye Nicki Mam ka room niche he tha toh sabse pehle unhi ka door knock kiya maine.. Or kuch derr baad Nicki mam ne darwaja khola..


Nicki-AP ??? Tu?? Sab theek hai?? Kya hua??


Main-All good.. Aap ye batao ab ye baat hogayi?? Aap baat chupaane lage mujhse?? Bus kya?? Kya dikkat hai batao??


Nicki-Hainnn?? Matlab??


Main-Aapko help nahi caahiye matlab??


Nicki-Kissliye?? Ek minute ? Matlab??


Main-Fuck.. Kuch nahi sojaao i know weird hai but kal bataaunga sorry sojaao..


"Kon Hai Nikku "??


Nicki-Aapka pyaara bhateeja hai papa peg lagaake aaya lagta hai Deepu ne ghar se nikal diya hoga..


Nicki k papa niche aaye woh relations mein mere Tau ji lagte hain .. Main unse galle Milla..


Uncle-Arrey AP.. Sab theek toh haina??


Main-Arrey naa uncle peeya weeya kuch nahi hai actually ye batao.. Ohh Riti mam bhi aa gaye perfect.. Ye batao Riti Mam or Uncle kya dikkat hogayi bhalla?? kya problem hai jo mujhe nahi bata rahe they?? Kya help caahiye??


Uncle-Pakka peeke nahi aaya haina Tu??


Main-Arrey aapki kasam uncle.. Kitane saal se jaante ho aap mujhe..


Uncle-Jabse tu diaper mein susu karta tha tabse..


Main-Bus toh fir aapko thodi juth bolunga..


Uncle-I belive you.. Mujhe juth nahi bol shakta Tu..


Nicki-But aisi bawli bawli baat karega toh yahi lagega naa..


Main-Bawli baaton ka reason kal subha bataaunga aaplogon ko tension na lo all good hai sojaao ab..


Uncle-Tu kahaan jaa raha hai?? Itani raatko?? Yahin sojaa ab subah jaana..


Main-Naa uncle important task pe hun.. Jaana padega..


Uncle-Pakka??


Main-Arrey haan.. Bye guys love you..


Nicki-Arrey sun sun abhi kahaan jaaega bawle ?? Rukkjaa task subah karlena 2:30 baje hain kuch ghante mein subah ho he jaaegi..


Main-Naa i gotta go.. Bye..


Ye bolke main or Ami bahaar aake gaadi mein baithe..


Main-Bc koi mile yaa naa mile sabko ye jarur yakeen hojaaega ki main bawligand hogaya hun.. Fuckkk..


Ami-For sure..


Main-Rohit k yahaan chal..


Hum Rohit k yahaan pohanchey obviously ab Rohit k papa Haryana k cabinet minister hain toh unke yahaan guards k alawa police bhi thi gate k uppar but mujhe wahaan sab jaante hain toh kaka ne gate khola turant he and main Or Ami seedhe andar gaye uncle yahaan honge nahi toh maine seedhe Rohit ka room khatkhataaya woh bhi bahot jorse kyunki yahaan uske alawa koi orr rehta hai nahi as Uncle Delhi honge Or unke alawa Rohit ki family humlog he hain bus or koi nahi ..
Rohit ne darwaja khola..


Rohit-Bhosdk Tu gate todega kya bawligand mujhe laga raid padgayi bc..


Main-Bhosdk GB road mein soraha hai jo raid padegi.. Bawligand.. Sun ye bata bhosdk ab ye baat hogayi haan? Mujhse baat chupaane laga?? Kya problem hai bata??


Rohit-Gand pe laat maarunga bhosdk.. Main toh hugna muttna takk na chipaata tujhse..


Main-True..


Rohit-True kya bc?? Daru peeya hai??


Main-Arrey nahi re matt puch bhenchod gand marri paddi hai din mein bataaunga kya dikkat hai sojaa ab..


Rohit-Chutiye.. Ab kya he nind aaegi ..


Main-Soja soja fir bhi.


Rohit-Kahaan jaaraha Tu??


Main-Abhi kuch jagah or jaana hai..


Rohit-Chal main bhi chalta hun bc..


Main-Pakka??


Rohit-Haan be or kya karunga baithke.. Bahot din hue night out kiye..


Main-Lawde ka night out 3:00 baje hain subah k dalle..


Rohit-Jo bhi hai.. Chal.. Main jacket lelun rukk..


Main-Haan lele gand faad shardi hai bc..


Rohit ko leke humlog nikale..


Main-Sawaal jawaab matt karna ye jaan le apne close logon mein se kissi ko meri help caahiye lekin woh bata nahi paa raha .. Main pata laga raha hun kon..


Rohit-Bc.. Fir tujhe kaise pata bc kissi ko help caahiye?? Or ye pata he hai kissi ko help caahiye toh ye bhi pata hoga kisko caahiye..


Main-Kya bola tha main sawaal jawaab nahi..


Rohit-Ok..


Main-Laa cigarette hee peela dey aagaya hai toh..


Rohit-Bhosdk Tu jeb mein leke chalta hai kya cigarette??


Main-Naa.. Ami, Riya k ghar lele raaste mein koi tarpri khulli ho toh cigarette peeladena..


Rohit-Bhosdk.. Subah 3 baje Riya k ghar jaaega Tu??


Main-Obviously..


Rohit-Abe gand kaa obviously kya bolega wahaan jaake?? Kyun aaya hai?? Kya lagti hai Riya?? Woh Raju gand faad dega bhosdk..


Main-Haan be.. Bhenchod ye toh socha he nahi tha main abhi jaake darwaaja khatkhata deta uska or kutt detey bc mujhe wahaan.. Fuckk.. Tu toh shyaana haibe acha hua sath aaya tu..


Rohit-Bawligand peetwaane laaya hai kya sath??


Main-Ami thoda piche he roukk le unke ghar se.. Main call karta hun..


Maine Riya ko call kiya toh uska phone off tha..


Rohit-Ab bc??


Main-Piche hai uska room pipe chadh jaaun??


Rohit-Pipe chadh jaaun..bawligand spiderman hai tu..gand aisi tuttegi ki tujhe ulta help ki jarurat padegi.. "Pipe Chadh Jaaun" Arrey bawligand khudko kya samjha hai tune.


Main - Yaad hai jab yahaan pehli baar aaye they Woh maadarchod Aman master k ghar najar rakhne uska ghar iske bagal mein he toh hai or uspe kitana aaram se chadh gaya tha main.. Inka bhi same he hai pehle bahaar waali deewar climb ki bus uske uppar se side mein pipe hai or uppar balcony ki railing fir usse pakkadke Riya k room ki balcony mein gaya bam..


Rohit-Bhai maanle kuch ghanto ki baat hai subah puch lena, aisi gand tod di jaaegi or beijjati hogi woh alag be..


Main-Koi pakkadega tab naa be chutiye dekhta jaa tu.. Chal Ami piche lele gaadi..


Rohit-Chutiye kya piche lele, bawligand iss gaadi ki awaaj se Raju akela nahi uska pura mohalla jaag jaaega.. Gaadi yahin rakhte hain thoda aage tu jaake aa hum baithey hain yahaan..


Main-Great idea bc tu toh be bahot smart hai lawde acha hua tu sath aagaya..Badhiya idea diya..lekin tu mere sath chal..


Rohit-Bhosdk main kya karunga??


Main-Abe bahaar waali deewar pe chadne k liye help caahiye naa lawde..


Rohit-Bhai kyun gand tudwa raha hai.. Kal newspaper mein he aaenge seedha dekhle..


Main-Bus kya bhosdk bhai k liye..


Rohit-Bus bus rukkjaa blackmail naa karr Marwadega bc... Chal bhai kya he kahun ab maa kasam bhai pakkade gaye naa toh andhadhdund maar padegi baad mein he dekhenge log ki AP kutt diya..


Main-Abe aa jaa darrpok..


Continued

Dekhte h kb tk AP gumta h