Update-347(No Clues-2)
347
Humlog Anjali wagairaah k yahaan se nikale and seedha Nicki Mam k ghar k bahaar gaadi roukki horn deke guard ko jagaya , bahot puraane guard hain ye toh turant he gate khulla and hum gaadi seedha andar le gaye gaadi lawn mein park karke hum andar aaye Nicki Mam ka room niche he tha toh sabse pehle unhi ka door knock kiya maine.. Or kuch derr baad Nicki mam ne darwaja khola..
Nicki-AP ??? Tu?? Sab theek hai?? Kya hua??
Main-All good.. Aap ye batao ab ye baat hogayi?? Aap baat chupaane lage mujhse?? Bus kya?? Kya dikkat hai batao??
Nicki-Hainnn?? Matlab??
Main-Aapko help nahi caahiye matlab??
Nicki-Kissliye?? Ek minute ? Matlab??
Main-Fuck.. Kuch nahi sojaao i know weird hai but kal bataaunga sorry sojaao..
"Kon Hai Nikku "??
Nicki-Aapka pyaara bhateeja hai papa peg lagaake aaya lagta hai Deepu ne ghar se nikal diya hoga..
Nicki k papa niche aaye woh relations mein mere Tau ji lagte hain .. Main unse galle Milla..
Uncle-Arrey AP.. Sab theek toh haina??
Main-Arrey naa uncle peeya weeya kuch nahi hai actually ye batao.. Ohh Riti mam bhi aa gaye perfect.. Ye batao Riti Mam or Uncle kya dikkat hogayi bhalla?? kya problem hai jo mujhe nahi bata rahe they?? Kya help caahiye??
Uncle-Pakka peeke nahi aaya haina Tu??
Main-Arrey aapki kasam uncle.. Kitane saal se jaante ho aap mujhe..
Uncle-Jabse tu diaper mein susu karta tha tabse..
Main-Bus toh fir aapko thodi juth bolunga..
Uncle-I belive you.. Mujhe juth nahi bol shakta Tu..
Nicki-But aisi bawli bawli baat karega toh yahi lagega naa..
Main-Bawli baaton ka reason kal subha bataaunga aaplogon ko tension na lo all good hai sojaao ab..
Uncle-Tu kahaan jaa raha hai?? Itani raatko?? Yahin sojaa ab subah jaana..
Main-Naa uncle important task pe hun.. Jaana padega..
Uncle-Pakka??
Main-Arrey haan.. Bye guys love you..
Nicki-Arrey sun sun abhi kahaan jaaega bawle ?? Rukkjaa task subah karlena 2:30 baje hain kuch ghante mein subah ho he jaaegi..
Main-Naa i gotta go.. Bye..
Ye bolke main or Ami bahaar aake gaadi mein baithe..
Main-Bc koi mile yaa naa mile sabko ye jarur yakeen hojaaega ki main bawligand hogaya hun.. Fuckkk..
Ami-For sure..
Main-Rohit k yahaan chal..
Hum Rohit k yahaan pohanchey obviously ab Rohit k papa Haryana k cabinet minister hain toh unke yahaan guards k alawa police bhi thi gate k uppar but mujhe wahaan sab jaante hain toh kaka ne gate khola turant he and main Or Ami seedhe andar gaye uncle yahaan honge nahi toh maine seedhe Rohit ka room khatkhataaya woh bhi bahot jorse kyunki yahaan uske alawa koi orr rehta hai nahi as Uncle Delhi honge Or unke alawa Rohit ki family humlog he hain bus or koi nahi ..
Rohit ne darwaja khola..
Rohit-Bhosdk Tu gate todega kya bawligand mujhe laga raid padgayi bc..
Main-Bhosdk GB road mein soraha hai jo raid padegi.. Bawligand.. Sun ye bata bhosdk ab ye baat hogayi haan? Mujhse baat chupaane laga?? Kya problem hai bata??
Rohit-Gand pe laat maarunga bhosdk.. Main toh hugna muttna takk na chipaata tujhse..
Main-True..
Rohit-True kya bc?? Daru peeya hai??
Main-Arrey nahi re matt puch bhenchod gand marri paddi hai din mein bataaunga kya dikkat hai sojaa ab..
Rohit-Chutiye.. Ab kya he nind aaegi ..
Main-Soja soja fir bhi.
Rohit-Kahaan jaaraha Tu??
Main-Abhi kuch jagah or jaana hai..
Rohit-Chal main bhi chalta hun bc..
Main-Pakka??
Rohit-Haan be or kya karunga baithke.. Bahot din hue night out kiye..
Main-Lawde ka night out 3:00 baje hain subah k dalle..
Rohit-Jo bhi hai.. Chal.. Main jacket lelun rukk..
Main-Haan lele gand faad shardi hai bc..
Rohit ko leke humlog nikale..
Main-Sawaal jawaab matt karna ye jaan le apne close logon mein se kissi ko meri help caahiye lekin woh bata nahi paa raha .. Main pata laga raha hun kon..
Rohit-Bc.. Fir tujhe kaise pata bc kissi ko help caahiye?? Or ye pata he hai kissi ko help caahiye toh ye bhi pata hoga kisko caahiye..
Main-Kya bola tha main sawaal jawaab nahi..
Rohit-Ok..
Main-Laa cigarette hee peela dey aagaya hai toh..
Rohit-Bhosdk Tu jeb mein leke chalta hai kya cigarette??
Main-Naa.. Ami, Riya k ghar lele raaste mein koi tarpri khulli ho toh cigarette peeladena..
Rohit-Bhosdk.. Subah 3 baje Riya k ghar jaaega Tu??
Main-Obviously..
Rohit-Abe gand kaa obviously kya bolega wahaan jaake?? Kyun aaya hai?? Kya lagti hai Riya?? Woh Raju gand faad dega bhosdk..
Main-Haan be.. Bhenchod ye toh socha he nahi tha main abhi jaake darwaaja khatkhata deta uska or kutt detey bc mujhe wahaan.. Fuckk.. Tu toh shyaana haibe acha hua sath aaya tu..
Rohit-Bawligand peetwaane laaya hai kya sath??
Main-Ami thoda piche he roukk le unke ghar se.. Main call karta hun..
Maine Riya ko call kiya toh uska phone off tha..
Rohit-Ab bc??
Main-Piche hai uska room pipe chadh jaaun??
Rohit-Pipe chadh jaaun..bawligand spiderman hai tu..gand aisi tuttegi ki tujhe ulta help ki jarurat padegi.. "Pipe Chadh Jaaun" Arrey bawligand khudko kya samjha hai tune.
Main - Yaad hai jab yahaan pehli baar aaye they Woh maadarchod Aman master k ghar najar rakhne uska ghar iske bagal mein he toh hai or uspe kitana aaram se chadh gaya tha main.. Inka bhi same he hai pehle bahaar waali deewar climb ki bus uske uppar se side mein pipe hai or uppar balcony ki railing fir usse pakkadke Riya k room ki balcony mein gaya bam..
Rohit-Bhai maanle kuch ghanto ki baat hai subah puch lena, aisi gand tod di jaaegi or beijjati hogi woh alag be..
Main-Koi pakkadega tab naa be chutiye dekhta jaa tu.. Chal Ami piche lele gaadi..
Rohit-Chutiye kya piche lele, bawligand iss gaadi ki awaaj se Raju akela nahi uska pura mohalla jaag jaaega.. Gaadi yahin rakhte hain thoda aage tu jaake aa hum baithey hain yahaan..
Main-Great idea bc tu toh be bahot smart hai lawde acha hua tu sath aagaya..Badhiya idea diya..lekin tu mere sath chal..
Rohit-Bhosdk main kya karunga??
Main-Abe bahaar waali deewar pe chadne k liye help caahiye naa lawde..
Rohit-Bhai kyun gand tudwa raha hai.. Kal newspaper mein he aaenge seedha dekhle..
Main-Bus kya bhosdk bhai k liye..
Rohit-Bus bus rukkjaa blackmail naa karr Marwadega bc... Chal bhai kya he kahun ab maa kasam bhai pakkade gaye naa toh andhadhdund maar padegi baad mein he dekhenge log ki AP kutt diya..
Main-Abe aa jaa darrpok..
Continued