Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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[Naik]

UUpdate-344 ( Theory) ​

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Ab raat hui Dino or Anthony ka game bajaake main haweli aachuka tha kaayde se mujhe enjoy karna caahiye tha but nahi mere pass unse bhi badi problem thi or woh thi ye bhenchod awaajein ... "HELP MEEEE.. " Maadarchod inka ilaaj karna tha mujhe . Uske liye main dinner kartey he apne room mein aaya or figure out karne laga ki bhenchod hua kya or kaise lekin kuch nahi sujha bhenchod nind takk gayab hogayi thi,what the fuck is happening..Fucking hell bhenchod. Maine pehle jtoh bathroom mein jaake cold shower liya woh bhi itani shardi mein gand jarur fatti lekin mind fresh hogaya ..
Ok ab rukko Suru se suru kartey hain. Saari probabilities ko consider kartey hain ki ye kya ho shakta hai..


First Dekho chance he naa hai ki ye mera veham hai maine ye soch bhi kaise liya ki bhenchod mujhe veham ho shakta hai, mera IQ bc scientists se bhi uppar hai lund mujhe veham hoga.. Chance he na hai..


Now second, what if bhenchod ye sachmein kissi bhoot prett ka kaam ho jo mere uppar haawi hogaya ho??


Arrey bawligand gand mein daaal le tere bhoot prett bhosdk.. Aisa kuch nahi hota or lund mera koi bhoot haawi hoga mere uppar.. Mere uppar koi haawi nahi ho shakta..
Ek second ek second, mere uppar koi haawi nahi ho shakta... Naa ye sach nahi hai ofcourse koi hai jo mere uppar easily haawi ho shakta hai.. 2.0 or kon... Haan bhenchod of course Haan.. Matlab ye 2.0 ka kaam hai..


Of course bhenchod ye uska he kaam hai or kiska hoga .. But woh "Help Me " Se kya matlab hai uska?? 2.0 ko merese help caahiye?? Woh bhi itana badly, naa main nahi maanta bc usse meri kya help caahiye hogi bhalla.. Toh kisko meri help caahiye?? Oh yeahhh.. Yeahhh.. Ab samjha kissi ko toh meri help caahiye koi toh mujhse kuch toh chippa raha tha .. Rukko.. Samjhata hun..


Ye 1000% 2.0 ka kaam tha, but usse meri help ki jarurat nahi padti itani buri tarah se toh nahi lekin kissi ko meri help ki jarurat hai, kuch toh chal raha hai or ussi ka hint 2.0 dena caah raha hai mujhe. Woh bata raha hai mujhe ki usse samjh aagaya hai ki kissi ko toh meri help caahiye woh bhi urgently and badly lekin woh banda meri help maang nahi raha yaa maang nahi shakta kuch bhi ho, koi toh kuch toh chippa raha hai mujhse jo main nahi pakkad paaya kuch toh hua hai, mere saamne jisse main nahi samjh paaya lekin 2.0 obviously merese smart hai toh woh andar samjh gaya ki ye juth bol raha hai or isse meri madad ki shakt jarurat hai or woh bhi bahot jaruri warna mujhe yun signal nahi deta 2.0 ..


100% yahi tha 2.0 mujhe signal deraha tha ki kissi ko meri madad caahiye kissi close ko .. Or since 2.0 abhi aake gaya tha toh woh weak tha issliye bus woh yahin atak gaya tha ki kissi ko help caahiye, kab kaise kyun help caahiye woh nahi bata paa raha tha woh.. But dont worry woh main pata karlunga.. Abtoh main dhundke rahunga kisko meri madad caahiye or fir uski madad karunga main kuch bhi hojaaye madad karke rahunga main kyunki tabhi ye bhenchod mera picha chhodega warna mental hojaaunga main..


But pata kaise kiya jaaye, kyunki jisse bhi help caahiye woh mujhse help maang nahi raha yaa maang nahi paa raha, matlab mujhse juth bola jaa raha hai koi toh baat chippa raha hai.. But koi dikkat nahi dhund lenge ok main ab ek ek kar mere saare close logon k pass jaaunga or unse puchunga ki kya woh hai jisse help caahiye obviously sach nahi bolega jisse help caahiye but main cehra toh padh he shakta hun uska woh kaafi hai mere liye jisse help caahiye hogi woh ye baat suntey he ghabra jaaega yaa kuch toh overreact karega he or bhenchod main toh logon ki shakal he padh leta hun .. Hell yeah.. Yahaan se suru kartey hain yaani haweli se he kyunki jisse help caahiye woh mere close hai kaafi warna 2.0 ko farak nahi padta or mere sabse close log yahaan haweli mein he hain.. Sabse pehle Bhai and Babhi..


Hell yeah bhenchod.. Ab solve karlunga ye bakchodi main, bhenchod gand he naa maardi thi meri, "Help Me "" Help me " Karke.. Bhenchod..


Main turant apne room se niche aaya toh niche bhenchod sab kuch khaali tha lights wagairah bandh thi toh maine phone ki light on ki or sabse pehle Bhai or Babhi k room ka darwaja khatkhataaya kyunki mere sabse close yahin hain or agar Bhai ya Babhi ko meri help caahiye naa or inhone mujhse baat chipaai hogi kuch toh aaj taandav hoga yahaan, bc bhai or Babhi he agar mujhse baat chipaane lagenge toh kya he faayda fir. Yaa maybe unki koi majboori ho?? Haina?? Jiss wajah se woh caahke bhi mujhe bata nahi paa rahe hain yaa meri help nahi maang paa rahe hain?? Right ?? Lekin aisi kya majboori ho shakti hai unki... Hmmm..


Continued..

Theory tow achchi banayi h ab kaam ker jaye tow achcha h
Lekin koyi apna kyon chupayega yeh bhi sochne wali baat h ya aisa bhi ho Sakta h AP dino or yeh drugs wale case bhi uljha h isliye soch raha ho ki or kia ziada pareshan kerna
Baherhal dekhte h kaha se shuruwat kerta h

 

[Naik]

Update-345(Working On It) ​

345


Main still bhai k room k saamne khadda tha door knock kiya lekin door khulla nahi .. Toh maine abki baar jorse door knock kiya..


Main-Bhai...


Finally andar light on hui or darwaja khulla jo Babhi ne khola tha darwaja khulte he main andar aaya toh bhai still bed pe he they..


Babhi-Oye kya hua?? AP??


Main-Idhar aao toh Babhi dono mere saamne khaddey ho jaao..


Deva-Matlab??


Main-Ssshhh! Haan aise.. Ab meri baat suno dhyaan se.. Batao kya help caahiye aapko meri?? Bindaas boldo.. Babhi aapko kuch problem hai?? Bhai aapko?


Ye sun un dono ne mujhe ajeeb najaron se ghurra.. Guilt wuilt jaisa kuch naa tha unke cehre par matlab inhe meri help naa caahiye..


Meri baat sun bhai khaddey hue or unhone apna Daru waala cabinet khola or usme uppar se niche takk najar doudaai..


Deva-Meri toh koi bottle missing nahi hai.. Bahaar se laake pee gaya kya??


Babhi-Orr Pee kab gaya?? Pait bharke dinner toh kiya tha?? Khaane k baad bhi pee lee??


Main-Arrey kya baat kar rahe ho yaar kuch naa peeya Maine.. Aise he shakk naa karo..


Deva-Shakk?? AP raat k 12:30 baje hain, aadhi raat ko tu yahaan aaya or ye kya he puch raha hai .?? Daru nahi toh kya hai??


Main-Pencho saadhe baarah bajgaye??


Babhi-Lo bolo tujhe time ka bhi nahi pata.. Fir bolta shakk naa karo .Pakka daru pee hai tune..


Main-Arrey aapki kasam babhi.. Woh toh kya haina.. Lambi story hai baadmein bataaunga aapko but kissi ko meri help caahiye or woh mujhe bata nahi raha main ussi ka pata laga raha hun..


Babhi-Hainnn??


Main-I know i know weird hai but yahi hai..


Deva-Bhai Tu or teri khopdi..


Main-Sorry my bad aaplog so jaao..


Deva-Pakka??


Main-Yep.. I am sorry..


Babhi-Tu bhi sojaa..


Main-YeP..


Ye bolke main bhai k room se bahaar aaya, bc 12:30 baj gaye matlab 4 ghantey se yahi sab soch raha tha main iski maa kaa.. Ab?? Bhai babhi toh clean hain.. Hmm continue karta hun, ye best time hai bc nind mein log vulnerable honge unka cehra easy rahega padhne k liye.. Good. Gand marrae nind,nind toh roj letey hain . Next?? Rishi?? Uska room he close hai.. Bc ye kya he chipaa lega mujhse iska toh thobda he padhlunga main..


Maine Rishi ka door knock kiya but aaram se taaki bhai babhi naa sun lein.. Door nahi khulla toh thoda sa jor lagaya Maine and finally andar hal chal hui Or light on hui and gate khulla... Main seedha andar gaya..


Main-Haan beta bata kya dikkat hai?? Kyun nahi bataai mujhe..?? Kya help caahiye??


Rishi bhi mujhe dekhta raha then mere pass aaya..


Main-Bawligand chummi lega kya..


Lekin Rishi ne mera munh sungha..


Main-Arrey daru nahi pee haibe.


Rishi-Chutiya hai kya thoda sa?? Kya time hua??


Main-12:30 something.. Tu jawaab dey..


Rishi-Arrey ghanta kiska jawaab dun?? Kisko dikkat hai??


Main-Tujhe koi dikkat nahi hai??


Rishi-Haina dikkat bc aadhi raat jagaa diya ye dikkat hai..


Main-Lund sojaa..


Rishi-Arrey bata toh kya hua..?


Main-Kuch nahi.. Sojaa.. Subah batata.


Rishi-Bawligand..


Ye bolke main uske room se bahaar aaya.. Bc ye bhi clean.. Iske baad?? Jaanwar ka room hai next..


Ab maine jaanwar ka room khatkhataaya.. And again kaafi derr baad room khulla Or main fir wahi andar gaya seedha..


Main-Acha bhosdk ye baat hogayi ab mujhse baat chipaane laga?? Jaldi se batadey ab kya dikkat hai.. Hain??


Abeer-Nind mein hai kya bawligand?? Yaa nashe mein??


Main-Tujhe help nahi caahiye??


Abeer-Haao caahiye naa help ab nind kharaab kardi toh nind nahi aaegi easily, baithke lori sunaadey..


Main-Bakchod..


Abeer-Tujhe kya hua be abhi aadhi raatko??


Main-Subah bataadunga soja mujhe bhi nind aarahi hai..


Abeer-Main toh so he raha tha chutiye..


Main-Doobara soja..


Ye bolke main jaanwar k room se bahaar aaya and bina piche mudde uppar chadh gaya agla room uppar tha ab sabse pehle Mangal and Meenu kaa. Maine unka door knock kiya main sure tha mangal turant gate kholega woh bahot light sleeper hai jaldi he jaag jaata hai or wahi hua door Meenu ne khola but Mangal jaag gaya tha.. Main andar aaya..


Main -Haan toh bhai newlywed couple kya haal hai?? Itane bade hogaye ki mujhe baat nahi bataoge ab haan?? Kya dikkat hai bol Mangal .. Meenu my best friend Tu bata..


Mangal ne meri baat suni aaram se bed se utha woh or mere bilkul close aake Rishi ki tarah munh sungha mera..


Main-Areey nahi pee haibe nahi pee hai.. Sabko kyun lagta hai bc daru pee hai maine..


Mangal-Woh dekh.. Ghaddi dekh.. 1 baj gaya hai raatka, or raatke ek baje aake ye bawli bawli baat karega toh nahi lagega kya pee hai tune!?


Main-Arrey nahi pee hai bhai teri kasam..


Meenu-But AP hua kya?? Tu theek haina??


Main-Main theek hun , tumlog batao tum theek ho na??


Meenu-Yeah..


Mangal-Abtak toh theek he hain..


Main-Sorry fir sojaao subah batata kya tha..


Ye bolke main turant nikal gaya unke room se bc hadd hogayi.. Fuckk.. But dont worry sahi track pe hai tu abhi toh bahot log baaki hain..


Continued..

Bhai bhabi;Rishi;Abeer;mangal or meenu tow clear h ab aage kisses Ravi wagerah log
Dekhte kon ho Sakta h

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-347(No Clues-2) ​

347


Humlog Anjali wagairaah k yahaan se nikale and seedha Nicki Mam k ghar k bahaar gaadi roukki horn deke guard ko jagaya , bahot puraane guard hain ye toh turant he gate khulla and hum gaadi seedha andar le gaye gaadi lawn mein park karke hum andar aaye Nicki Mam ka room niche he tha toh sabse pehle unhi ka door knock kiya maine.. Or kuch derr baad Nicki mam ne darwaja khola..


Nicki-AP ??? Tu?? Sab theek hai?? Kya hua??


Main-All good.. Aap ye batao ab ye baat hogayi?? Aap baat chupaane lage mujhse?? Bus kya?? Kya dikkat hai batao??


Nicki-Hainnn?? Matlab??


Main-Aapko help nahi caahiye matlab??


Nicki-Kissliye?? Ek minute ? Matlab??


Main-Fuck.. Kuch nahi sojaao i know weird hai but kal bataaunga sorry sojaao..


"Kon Hai Nikku "??


Nicki-Aapka pyaara bhateeja hai papa peg lagaake aaya lagta hai Deepu ne ghar se nikal diya hoga..


Nicki k papa niche aaye woh relations mein mere Tau ji lagte hain .. Main unse galle Milla..


Uncle-Arrey AP.. Sab theek toh haina??


Main-Arrey naa uncle peeya weeya kuch nahi hai actually ye batao.. Ohh Riti mam bhi aa gaye perfect.. Ye batao Riti Mam or Uncle kya dikkat hogayi bhalla?? kya problem hai jo mujhe nahi bata rahe they?? Kya help caahiye??


Uncle-Pakka peeke nahi aaya haina Tu??


Main-Arrey aapki kasam uncle.. Kitane saal se jaante ho aap mujhe..


Uncle-Jabse tu diaper mein susu karta tha tabse..


Main-Bus toh fir aapko thodi juth bolunga..


Uncle-I belive you.. Mujhe juth nahi bol shakta Tu..


Nicki-But aisi bawli bawli baat karega toh yahi lagega naa..


Main-Bawli baaton ka reason kal subha bataaunga aaplogon ko tension na lo all good hai sojaao ab..


Uncle-Tu kahaan jaa raha hai?? Itani raatko?? Yahin sojaa ab subah jaana..


Main-Naa uncle important task pe hun.. Jaana padega..


Uncle-Pakka??


Main-Arrey haan.. Bye guys love you..


Nicki-Arrey sun sun abhi kahaan jaaega bawle ?? Rukkjaa task subah karlena 2:30 baje hain kuch ghante mein subah ho he jaaegi..


Main-Naa i gotta go.. Bye..


Ye bolke main or Ami bahaar aake gaadi mein baithe..


Main-Bc koi mile yaa naa mile sabko ye jarur yakeen hojaaega ki main bawligand hogaya hun.. Fuckkk..


Ami-For sure..


Main-Rohit k yahaan chal..


Hum Rohit k yahaan pohanchey obviously ab Rohit k papa Haryana k cabinet minister hain toh unke yahaan guards k alawa police bhi thi gate k uppar but mujhe wahaan sab jaante hain toh kaka ne gate khola turant he and main Or Ami seedhe andar gaye uncle yahaan honge nahi toh maine seedhe Rohit ka room khatkhataaya woh bhi bahot jorse kyunki yahaan uske alawa koi orr rehta hai nahi as Uncle Delhi honge Or unke alawa Rohit ki family humlog he hain bus or koi nahi ..
Rohit ne darwaja khola..


Rohit-Bhosdk Tu gate todega kya bawligand mujhe laga raid padgayi bc..


Main-Bhosdk GB road mein soraha hai jo raid padegi.. Bawligand.. Sun ye bata bhosdk ab ye baat hogayi haan? Mujhse baat chupaane laga?? Kya problem hai bata??


Rohit-Gand pe laat maarunga bhosdk.. Main toh hugna muttna takk na chipaata tujhse..


Main-True..


Rohit-True kya bc?? Daru peeya hai??


Main-Arrey nahi re matt puch bhenchod gand marri paddi hai din mein bataaunga kya dikkat hai sojaa ab..


Rohit-Chutiye.. Ab kya he nind aaegi ..


Main-Soja soja fir bhi.


Rohit-Kahaan jaaraha Tu??


Main-Abhi kuch jagah or jaana hai..


Rohit-Chal main bhi chalta hun bc..


Main-Pakka??


Rohit-Haan be or kya karunga baithke.. Bahot din hue night out kiye..


Main-Lawde ka night out 3:00 baje hain subah k dalle..


Rohit-Jo bhi hai.. Chal.. Main jacket lelun rukk..


Main-Haan lele gand faad shardi hai bc..


Rohit ko leke humlog nikale..


Main-Sawaal jawaab matt karna ye jaan le apne close logon mein se kissi ko meri help caahiye lekin woh bata nahi paa raha .. Main pata laga raha hun kon..


Rohit-Bc.. Fir tujhe kaise pata bc kissi ko help caahiye?? Or ye pata he hai kissi ko help caahiye toh ye bhi pata hoga kisko caahiye..


Main-Kya bola tha main sawaal jawaab nahi..


Rohit-Ok..


Main-Laa cigarette hee peela dey aagaya hai toh..


Rohit-Bhosdk Tu jeb mein leke chalta hai kya cigarette??


Main-Naa.. Ami, Riya k ghar lele raaste mein koi tarpri khulli ho toh cigarette peeladena..


Rohit-Bhosdk.. Subah 3 baje Riya k ghar jaaega Tu??


Main-Obviously..


Rohit-Abe gand kaa obviously kya bolega wahaan jaake?? Kyun aaya hai?? Kya lagti hai Riya?? Woh Raju gand faad dega bhosdk..


Main-Haan be.. Bhenchod ye toh socha he nahi tha main abhi jaake darwaaja khatkhata deta uska or kutt detey bc mujhe wahaan.. Fuckk.. Tu toh shyaana haibe acha hua sath aaya tu..


Rohit-Bawligand peetwaane laaya hai kya sath??


Main-Ami thoda piche he roukk le unke ghar se.. Main call karta hun..


Maine Riya ko call kiya toh uska phone off tha..


Rohit-Ab bc??


Main-Piche hai uska room pipe chadh jaaun??


Rohit-Pipe chadh jaaun..bawligand spiderman hai tu..gand aisi tuttegi ki tujhe ulta help ki jarurat padegi.. "Pipe Chadh Jaaun" Arrey bawligand khudko kya samjha hai tune.


Main - Yaad hai jab yahaan pehli baar aaye they Woh maadarchod Aman master k ghar najar rakhne uska ghar iske bagal mein he toh hai or uspe kitana aaram se chadh gaya tha main.. Inka bhi same he hai pehle bahaar waali deewar climb ki bus uske uppar se side mein pipe hai or uppar balcony ki railing fir usse pakkadke Riya k room ki balcony mein gaya bam..


Rohit-Bhai maanle kuch ghanto ki baat hai subah puch lena, aisi gand tod di jaaegi or beijjati hogi woh alag be..


Main-Koi pakkadega tab naa be chutiye dekhta jaa tu.. Chal Ami piche lele gaadi..


Rohit-Chutiye kya piche lele, bawligand iss gaadi ki awaaj se Raju akela nahi uska pura mohalla jaag jaaega.. Gaadi yahin rakhte hain thoda aage tu jaake aa hum baithey hain yahaan..


Main-Great idea bc tu toh be bahot smart hai lawde acha hua tu sath aagaya..Badhiya idea diya..lekin tu mere sath chal..


Rohit-Bhosdk main kya karunga??


Main-Abe bahaar waali deewar pe chadne k liye help caahiye naa lawde..


Rohit-Bhai kyun gand tudwa raha hai.. Kal newspaper mein he aaenge seedha dekhle..


Main-Bus kya bhosdk bhai k liye..


Rohit-Bus bus rukkjaa blackmail naa karr Marwadega bc... Chal bhai kya he kahun ab maa kasam bhai pakkade gaye naa toh andhadhdund maar padegi baad mein he dekhenge log ki AP kutt diya..


Main-Abe aa jaa darrpok..


Continued

Mast comedy

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-346(No Clues-1) ​

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Main Bhai Babhi Rishi Jaanwar Mangal Or Meenu ko apne doubt se clear karke apne next target par pohancha or woh tha Sam bawligand, ye kya he baat chupaa lega bc mujhse ye Ravi or Rohit kya he chuppa lenge bc.. Ladki nahi patti?? Movie konsi dekhun?? Daru?? Inke pass kya he baat hongi.. But fir bhi. Ab thankfully Sam ka room open he tha main room kholke andar gaya toh Sam or Ravi dono wahin they or mast movie dekh rahe they koi ,ekdum darwaja khulta dekh woh bhi darr gaye..


Sam-Bhosdk darra diya..


Ravi-Tujhe kya hua be??


Main-Acha bhosdko ab ye baat hogayi bhaichaare mein hain?? Ab bhai se baat chupaane lage hain?? Bus kya bc?? Hum toh khaatey peetey hugte takk ek sath they bachpan se aisa kya hua be??


Ravi-Bawligand akele akele bc.. Ye bakchodi kardi be tune..


Sam-Bc lekin pee kab gaya humare sath he toh khaana khaa raha tha lawde??


Main-Joke tha be chutiye, paani peene bahaar aaya tha idhar se tv ki awaaj aai toh aagaya dekhne.. Lol..


Sam-Wahi main sochun bc anarth kardiya akela pee gaya toh..


Main-Chalo dekho dekho main sone jaa raha..


Ye bolke maine unke room ka darwaja bandh kiya.. Bhenchod.. Ab kya be.. Haweli waale toh sab pure hogaye .. Well sab nahi Ami bachi hai but main maan he nahi shakta Ami baat chupaaegi mujhse naa naa naa sawaal he paida nahi hota not a chance.. Lekin ab bc..


Ab kya be ab bahaar bhi toh bahot log bache hain.. Nicki Mam and family.. Rohit and family.. Anjali and team.. Riya and family.. Etc..


Toh bawligand aadhi raatko jaaega unke pass??


Of course be jaunga kyun nahi jaaunga urgent mein help caahiye kissi ko toh ek ek minute matter karta hai or mujhe iss problem se ASAP chuttkaara caahiye maa chudaaye nind..


Ab main akele nahi jaane waala tha no chance bc itani raatko drive karna safe nahi tha iss condition mein mere liye, kya pata bc kahaan woh awaaj sunke thokdun gaadi..
Issliye maine Ami ko jagaana theek samjha.. Uska door knock kiya maine or Ami ne darwaja khola..


Ami-Boss?? Sab theek hai?? Itani raatko??


Main-Oh yeah ekdum theek.. Tu ye bata pehle toh kya dikkat hai?? Kya help caahiye tujhe meri??


Ami-Hainnn??


Main-Nahi caahiye?? Ok good.. Aaja mere sath kahin bahaar jaa rahe hain humlog..


Ami-Abhi??


Main-Yeah gaadi mein batata..


Ami-Gun lun??


Main-Jarurat toh nahi hai but aajkal kismat kharaab chal rahi hai toh lele Bandukk sathmein.. Main deagle le leta hun.. Jaldi aa..


Maine Deagle uthaai tabtak Ami aagayi Or hum dono niche aaye and then garrage pohanchey wahaan Rahul baitha tha apne Shyaam kaka ka beta aag jala rakhi thi usne usase chaabi lee sabse aage khaddi Audi ki..


Main-Tu drive kar ..


Ami ne gaadi nikaali and humlog nikale guards se gate khulwaya..


Ami-Kahaan??


Main-Anjali wagairaah k ghar..


Ami-Hua kya lekin??


Maine usko suru se aakhiri takk bataya sab..


Ami-Matlab uss raat uss bungalow mein jo suna aapne woh veham nahi tha..


Main-Wahi toh keh raha tha tujhe main..


Ami-2.0 ka kaam hai matlab ye.. But Ab toh woh orr bhi gussa hoga right?? Max gayab hogaya hai..


Main-Hmm but abhi kuch kar nahi shakta woh agar kar shakta hota toh mujhe yun aadhe adhurre signal nahi deta balki khud aajaata abtak toh yahaan.. So time hai abhi apne pass.. Jaldi se Patrick ko dharr lun woh toh bataaega he Max kahaan hai ..


Ami - I hope so.. By the way ye sahi time hai logon se puchne jaane ka?? 1:30 baj gaya hai raatka..


Main-Ye best time hai abhi log nind mein fans shaktey hain sach chupaatey hue..


Humlog Anjali k ghar pohanchey actually In sabne milke ye ghar kiraaye pe liya hai,well ghar humaara he hai lekin yelog ne saaf boldiya tha ki rent loge toh he yahaan rukkenge issliye ab Anjali, Jiya, Pooja or Priyanka yahin rehtey hai orr uppar waale Floor pe abhi recently Ajay or Deepak bhi yahin shift hogaye hain..Main uttara gaadi se toh bhenchod shardi se gand fatt gayi bhai bhayankar shardi thi bc maine bell bajaai , as expected kuch derr baad Pooja ne gate khola humlog andar aaye Anjali bhi uthgayi thi or even Pooja or Priyanka bhi gate kholne aarahi thi..


Anjali-AP kya hua?? Sab theek itani raatko??


Main-Yeah sab theek.. Oh Ajay bhi uth gaya oye Deepak ko bhi leke aa toh..


Ajay or Deepak bhi niche aaye..


Main-Ab dhyaan se suno sab batao kya dikkat hai? Aisi kya baat hogayi?? Kya problem hai?? Jaldi batao..


Ye bolke maine sabke cehre padhne caahe lekin kuch na mila sab bus confused they...


Anjali-Kaisi help boss?? Kya matlab??


Jiya-Yeah..


Main-Matlab tumlogon ko madad nahi caahiye..


Anjali-Well i dont think so.. Kissi ko help caahiye??


Ye sun sabka jawaab Naa he tha..


Main-Fuck.. I know ye weird hai but kal subah batata hun kya dikkat hai sorry disturbance k liye so jaao.. Good night.. Bye.. Sorry..


Unke sawaal suru hone se pehle main or Ami nikal liye wahaan se and waapis gaadi mein baithey..


Ami-Negative ..


Main-Yeah.. Chal Nicki mam k yahaan..


Bhencho ek or dead end abtoh ginne chunne log he bache hain.. Fuckkk.. Aise toh bc meri theory he galat hojaaegi naa naa fir toh bc waapis zero pe aajaaunga main..Naa naa abhi miljaaega koi..


Continued..

AP pagal ho gaya

 

[Naik]

Update-346(No Clues-1) ​

346


Main Bhai Babhi Rishi Jaanwar Mangal Or Meenu ko apne doubt se clear karke apne next target par pohancha or woh tha Sam bawligand, ye kya he baat chupaa lega bc mujhse ye Ravi or Rohit kya he chuppa lenge bc.. Ladki nahi patti?? Movie konsi dekhun?? Daru?? Inke pass kya he baat hongi.. But fir bhi. Ab thankfully Sam ka room open he tha main room kholke andar gaya toh Sam or Ravi dono wahin they or mast movie dekh rahe they koi ,ekdum darwaja khulta dekh woh bhi darr gaye..


Sam-Bhosdk darra diya..


Ravi-Tujhe kya hua be??


Main-Acha bhosdko ab ye baat hogayi bhaichaare mein hain?? Ab bhai se baat chupaane lage hain?? Bus kya bc?? Hum toh khaatey peetey hugte takk ek sath they bachpan se aisa kya hua be??


Ravi-Bawligand akele akele bc.. Ye bakchodi kardi be tune..


Sam-Bc lekin pee kab gaya humare sath he toh khaana khaa raha tha lawde??


Main-Joke tha be chutiye, paani peene bahaar aaya tha idhar se tv ki awaaj aai toh aagaya dekhne.. Lol..


Sam-Wahi main sochun bc anarth kardiya akela pee gaya toh..


Main-Chalo dekho dekho main sone jaa raha..


Ye bolke maine unke room ka darwaja bandh kiya.. Bhenchod.. Ab kya be.. Haweli waale toh sab pure hogaye .. Well sab nahi Ami bachi hai but main maan he nahi shakta Ami baat chupaaegi mujhse naa naa naa sawaal he paida nahi hota not a chance.. Lekin ab bc..


Ab kya be ab bahaar bhi toh bahot log bache hain.. Nicki Mam and family.. Rohit and family.. Anjali and team.. Riya and family.. Etc..


Toh bawligand aadhi raatko jaaega unke pass??


Of course be jaunga kyun nahi jaaunga urgent mein help caahiye kissi ko toh ek ek minute matter karta hai or mujhe iss problem se ASAP chuttkaara caahiye maa chudaaye nind..


Ab main akele nahi jaane waala tha no chance bc itani raatko drive karna safe nahi tha iss condition mein mere liye, kya pata bc kahaan woh awaaj sunke thokdun gaadi..
Issliye maine Ami ko jagaana theek samjha.. Uska door knock kiya maine or Ami ne darwaja khola..


Ami-Boss?? Sab theek hai?? Itani raatko??


Main-Oh yeah ekdum theek.. Tu ye bata pehle toh kya dikkat hai?? Kya help caahiye tujhe meri??


Ami-Hainnn??


Main-Nahi caahiye?? Ok good.. Aaja mere sath kahin bahaar jaa rahe hain humlog..


Ami-Abhi??


Main-Yeah gaadi mein batata..


Ami-Gun lun??


Main-Jarurat toh nahi hai but aajkal kismat kharaab chal rahi hai toh lele Bandukk sathmein.. Main deagle le leta hun.. Jaldi aa..


Maine Deagle uthaai tabtak Ami aagayi Or hum dono niche aaye and then garrage pohanchey wahaan Rahul baitha tha apne Shyaam kaka ka beta aag jala rakhi thi usne usase chaabi lee sabse aage khaddi Audi ki..


Main-Tu drive kar ..


Ami ne gaadi nikaali and humlog nikale guards se gate khulwaya..


Ami-Kahaan??


Main-Anjali wagairaah k ghar..


Ami-Hua kya lekin??


Maine usko suru se aakhiri takk bataya sab..


Ami-Matlab uss raat uss bungalow mein jo suna aapne woh veham nahi tha..


Main-Wahi toh keh raha tha tujhe main..


Ami-2.0 ka kaam hai matlab ye.. But Ab toh woh orr bhi gussa hoga right?? Max gayab hogaya hai..


Main-Hmm but abhi kuch kar nahi shakta woh agar kar shakta hota toh mujhe yun aadhe adhurre signal nahi deta balki khud aajaata abtak toh yahaan.. So time hai abhi apne pass.. Jaldi se Patrick ko dharr lun woh toh bataaega he Max kahaan hai ..


Ami - I hope so.. By the way ye sahi time hai logon se puchne jaane ka?? 1:30 baj gaya hai raatka..


Main-Ye best time hai abhi log nind mein fans shaktey hain sach chupaatey hue..


Humlog Anjali k ghar pohanchey actually In sabne milke ye ghar kiraaye pe liya hai,well ghar humaara he hai lekin yelog ne saaf boldiya tha ki rent loge toh he yahaan rukkenge issliye ab Anjali, Jiya, Pooja or Priyanka yahin rehtey hai orr uppar waale Floor pe abhi recently Ajay or Deepak bhi yahin shift hogaye hain..Main uttara gaadi se toh bhenchod shardi se gand fatt gayi bhai bhayankar shardi thi bc maine bell bajaai , as expected kuch derr baad Pooja ne gate khola humlog andar aaye Anjali bhi uthgayi thi or even Pooja or Priyanka bhi gate kholne aarahi thi..


Anjali-AP kya hua?? Sab theek itani raatko??


Main-Yeah sab theek.. Oh Ajay bhi uth gaya oye Deepak ko bhi leke aa toh..


Ajay or Deepak bhi niche aaye..


Main-Ab dhyaan se suno sab batao kya dikkat hai? Aisi kya baat hogayi?? Kya problem hai?? Jaldi batao..


Ye bolke maine sabke cehre padhne caahe lekin kuch na mila sab bus confused they...


Anjali-Kaisi help boss?? Kya matlab??


Jiya-Yeah..


Main-Matlab tumlogon ko madad nahi caahiye..


Anjali-Well i dont think so.. Kissi ko help caahiye??


Ye sun sabka jawaab Naa he tha..


Main-Fuck.. I know ye weird hai but kal subah batata hun kya dikkat hai sorry disturbance k liye so jaao.. Good night.. Bye.. Sorry..


Unke sawaal suru hone se pehle main or Ami nikal liye wahaan se and waapis gaadi mein baithey..


Ami-Negative ..


Main-Yeah.. Chal Nicki mam k yahaan..


Bhencho ek or dead end abtoh ginne chunne log he bache hain.. Fuckkk.. Aise toh bc meri theory he galat hojaaegi naa naa fir toh bc waapis zero pe aajaaunga main..Naa naa abhi miljaaega koi..


Continued..

Anjali & team ko bhi help nahi chahiye tow sala h kon bhala jise help chahiye kia theory Galat ho jayegi

 

[Naik]

Update-347(No Clues-2) ​

347


Humlog Anjali wagairaah k yahaan se nikale and seedha Nicki Mam k ghar k bahaar gaadi roukki horn deke guard ko jagaya , bahot puraane guard hain ye toh turant he gate khulla and hum gaadi seedha andar le gaye gaadi lawn mein park karke hum andar aaye Nicki Mam ka room niche he tha toh sabse pehle unhi ka door knock kiya maine.. Or kuch derr baad Nicki mam ne darwaja khola..


Nicki-AP ??? Tu?? Sab theek hai?? Kya hua??


Main-All good.. Aap ye batao ab ye baat hogayi?? Aap baat chupaane lage mujhse?? Bus kya?? Kya dikkat hai batao??


Nicki-Hainnn?? Matlab??


Main-Aapko help nahi caahiye matlab??


Nicki-Kissliye?? Ek minute ? Matlab??


Main-Fuck.. Kuch nahi sojaao i know weird hai but kal bataaunga sorry sojaao..


"Kon Hai Nikku "??


Nicki-Aapka pyaara bhateeja hai papa peg lagaake aaya lagta hai Deepu ne ghar se nikal diya hoga..


Nicki k papa niche aaye woh relations mein mere Tau ji lagte hain .. Main unse galle Milla..


Uncle-Arrey AP.. Sab theek toh haina??


Main-Arrey naa uncle peeya weeya kuch nahi hai actually ye batao.. Ohh Riti mam bhi aa gaye perfect.. Ye batao Riti Mam or Uncle kya dikkat hogayi bhalla?? kya problem hai jo mujhe nahi bata rahe they?? Kya help caahiye??


Uncle-Pakka peeke nahi aaya haina Tu??


Main-Arrey aapki kasam uncle.. Kitane saal se jaante ho aap mujhe..


Uncle-Jabse tu diaper mein susu karta tha tabse..


Main-Bus toh fir aapko thodi juth bolunga..


Uncle-I belive you.. Mujhe juth nahi bol shakta Tu..


Nicki-But aisi bawli bawli baat karega toh yahi lagega naa..


Main-Bawli baaton ka reason kal subha bataaunga aaplogon ko tension na lo all good hai sojaao ab..


Uncle-Tu kahaan jaa raha hai?? Itani raatko?? Yahin sojaa ab subah jaana..


Main-Naa uncle important task pe hun.. Jaana padega..


Uncle-Pakka??


Main-Arrey haan.. Bye guys love you..


Nicki-Arrey sun sun abhi kahaan jaaega bawle ?? Rukkjaa task subah karlena 2:30 baje hain kuch ghante mein subah ho he jaaegi..


Main-Naa i gotta go.. Bye..


Ye bolke main or Ami bahaar aake gaadi mein baithe..


Main-Bc koi mile yaa naa mile sabko ye jarur yakeen hojaaega ki main bawligand hogaya hun.. Fuckkk..


Ami-For sure..


Main-Rohit k yahaan chal..


Hum Rohit k yahaan pohanchey obviously ab Rohit k papa Haryana k cabinet minister hain toh unke yahaan guards k alawa police bhi thi gate k uppar but mujhe wahaan sab jaante hain toh kaka ne gate khola turant he and main Or Ami seedhe andar gaye uncle yahaan honge nahi toh maine seedhe Rohit ka room khatkhataaya woh bhi bahot jorse kyunki yahaan uske alawa koi orr rehta hai nahi as Uncle Delhi honge Or unke alawa Rohit ki family humlog he hain bus or koi nahi ..
Rohit ne darwaja khola..


Rohit-Bhosdk Tu gate todega kya bawligand mujhe laga raid padgayi bc..


Main-Bhosdk GB road mein soraha hai jo raid padegi.. Bawligand.. Sun ye bata bhosdk ab ye baat hogayi haan? Mujhse baat chupaane laga?? Kya problem hai bata??


Rohit-Gand pe laat maarunga bhosdk.. Main toh hugna muttna takk na chipaata tujhse..


Main-True..


Rohit-True kya bc?? Daru peeya hai??


Main-Arrey nahi re matt puch bhenchod gand marri paddi hai din mein bataaunga kya dikkat hai sojaa ab..


Rohit-Chutiye.. Ab kya he nind aaegi ..


Main-Soja soja fir bhi.


Rohit-Kahaan jaaraha Tu??


Main-Abhi kuch jagah or jaana hai..


Rohit-Chal main bhi chalta hun bc..


Main-Pakka??


Rohit-Haan be or kya karunga baithke.. Bahot din hue night out kiye..


Main-Lawde ka night out 3:00 baje hain subah k dalle..


Rohit-Jo bhi hai.. Chal.. Main jacket lelun rukk..


Main-Haan lele gand faad shardi hai bc..


Rohit ko leke humlog nikale..


Main-Sawaal jawaab matt karna ye jaan le apne close logon mein se kissi ko meri help caahiye lekin woh bata nahi paa raha .. Main pata laga raha hun kon..


Rohit-Bc.. Fir tujhe kaise pata bc kissi ko help caahiye?? Or ye pata he hai kissi ko help caahiye toh ye bhi pata hoga kisko caahiye..


Main-Kya bola tha main sawaal jawaab nahi..


Rohit-Ok..


Main-Laa cigarette hee peela dey aagaya hai toh..


Rohit-Bhosdk Tu jeb mein leke chalta hai kya cigarette??


Main-Naa.. Ami, Riya k ghar lele raaste mein koi tarpri khulli ho toh cigarette peeladena..


Rohit-Bhosdk.. Subah 3 baje Riya k ghar jaaega Tu??


Main-Obviously..


Rohit-Abe gand kaa obviously kya bolega wahaan jaake?? Kyun aaya hai?? Kya lagti hai Riya?? Woh Raju gand faad dega bhosdk..


Main-Haan be.. Bhenchod ye toh socha he nahi tha main abhi jaake darwaaja khatkhata deta uska or kutt detey bc mujhe wahaan.. Fuckk.. Tu toh shyaana haibe acha hua sath aaya tu..


Rohit-Bawligand peetwaane laaya hai kya sath??


Main-Ami thoda piche he roukk le unke ghar se.. Main call karta hun..


Maine Riya ko call kiya toh uska phone off tha..


Rohit-Ab bc??


Main-Piche hai uska room pipe chadh jaaun??


Rohit-Pipe chadh jaaun..bawligand spiderman hai tu..gand aisi tuttegi ki tujhe ulta help ki jarurat padegi.. "Pipe Chadh Jaaun" Arrey bawligand khudko kya samjha hai tune.


Main - Yaad hai jab yahaan pehli baar aaye they Woh maadarchod Aman master k ghar najar rakhne uska ghar iske bagal mein he toh hai or uspe kitana aaram se chadh gaya tha main.. Inka bhi same he hai pehle bahaar waali deewar climb ki bus uske uppar se side mein pipe hai or uppar balcony ki railing fir usse pakkadke Riya k room ki balcony mein gaya bam..


Rohit-Bhai maanle kuch ghanto ki baat hai subah puch lena, aisi gand tod di jaaegi or beijjati hogi woh alag be..


Main-Koi pakkadega tab naa be chutiye dekhta jaa tu.. Chal Ami piche lele gaadi..


Rohit-Chutiye kya piche lele, bawligand iss gaadi ki awaaj se Raju akela nahi uska pura mohalla jaag jaaega.. Gaadi yahin rakhte hain thoda aage tu jaake aa hum baithey hain yahaan..


Main-Great idea bc tu toh be bahot smart hai lawde acha hua tu sath aagaya..Badhiya idea diya..lekin tu mere sath chal..


Rohit-Bhosdk main kya karunga??


Main-Abe bahaar waali deewar pe chadne k liye help caahiye naa lawde..


Rohit-Bhai kyun gand tudwa raha hai.. Kal newspaper mein he aaenge seedha dekhle..


Main-Bus kya bhosdk bhai k liye..


Rohit-Bus bus rukkjaa blackmail naa karr Marwadega bc... Chal bhai kya he kahun ab maa kasam bhai pakkade gaye naa toh andhadhdund maar padegi baad mein he dekhenge log ki AP kutt diya..


Main-Abe aa jaa darrpok..


Continued

Nikki or Riti or uncle ko bhi nahi tow bhala kon ab Rohit bhi nahi tow bhala kon ab Riya bachi h
Rohit ki BAAT sahi h aise seedha waha nahi jaa sakte h
Ab bhai ko kon samjhaye chal diye deewar tapne kahi Lene ke dene na pad jaye or agar aisa ho gaya tow Rohit Jo bol raha h wahi hoga
Baherhal dekhte h aage kia hota h
Aane wala update lagta bada interesting hoga ya tow pata chalega ya tow tow tow.......

 

[Janu002]

Nice update

 

[Satvikkaushik]

Bhai comment ke liye nya account bnaya hai nice story bhai ji

 

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Update-347(No Clues-2) ​

347


Humlog Anjali wagairaah k yahaan se nikale and seedha Nicki Mam k ghar k bahaar gaadi roukki horn deke guard ko jagaya , bahot puraane guard hain ye toh turant he gate khulla and hum gaadi seedha andar le gaye gaadi lawn mein park karke hum andar aaye Nicki Mam ka room niche he tha toh sabse pehle unhi ka door knock kiya maine.. Or kuch derr baad Nicki mam ne darwaja khola..


Nicki-AP ??? Tu?? Sab theek hai?? Kya hua??


Main-All good.. Aap ye batao ab ye baat hogayi?? Aap baat chupaane lage mujhse?? Bus kya?? Kya dikkat hai batao??


Nicki-Hainnn?? Matlab??


Main-Aapko help nahi caahiye matlab??


Nicki-Kissliye?? Ek minute ? Matlab??


Main-Fuck.. Kuch nahi sojaao i know weird hai but kal bataaunga sorry sojaao..


"Kon Hai Nikku "??


Nicki-Aapka pyaara bhateeja hai papa peg lagaake aaya lagta hai Deepu ne ghar se nikal diya hoga..


Nicki k papa niche aaye woh relations mein mere Tau ji lagte hain .. Main unse galle Milla..


Uncle-Arrey AP.. Sab theek toh haina??


Main-Arrey naa uncle peeya weeya kuch nahi hai actually ye batao.. Ohh Riti mam bhi aa gaye perfect.. Ye batao Riti Mam or Uncle kya dikkat hogayi bhalla?? kya problem hai jo mujhe nahi bata rahe they?? Kya help caahiye??


Uncle-Pakka peeke nahi aaya haina Tu??


Main-Arrey aapki kasam uncle.. Kitane saal se jaante ho aap mujhe..


Uncle-Jabse tu diaper mein susu karta tha tabse..


Main-Bus toh fir aapko thodi juth bolunga..


Uncle-I belive you.. Mujhe juth nahi bol shakta Tu..


Nicki-But aisi bawli bawli baat karega toh yahi lagega naa..


Main-Bawli baaton ka reason kal subha bataaunga aaplogon ko tension na lo all good hai sojaao ab..


Uncle-Tu kahaan jaa raha hai?? Itani raatko?? Yahin sojaa ab subah jaana..


Main-Naa uncle important task pe hun.. Jaana padega..


Uncle-Pakka??


Main-Arrey haan.. Bye guys love you..


Nicki-Arrey sun sun abhi kahaan jaaega bawle ?? Rukkjaa task subah karlena 2:30 baje hain kuch ghante mein subah ho he jaaegi..


Main-Naa i gotta go.. Bye..


Ye bolke main or Ami bahaar aake gaadi mein baithe..


Main-Bc koi mile yaa naa mile sabko ye jarur yakeen hojaaega ki main bawligand hogaya hun.. Fuckkk..


Ami-For sure..


Main-Rohit k yahaan chal..


Hum Rohit k yahaan pohanchey obviously ab Rohit k papa Haryana k cabinet minister hain toh unke yahaan guards k alawa police bhi thi gate k uppar but mujhe wahaan sab jaante hain toh kaka ne gate khola turant he and main Or Ami seedhe andar gaye uncle yahaan honge nahi toh maine seedhe Rohit ka room khatkhataaya woh bhi bahot jorse kyunki yahaan uske alawa koi orr rehta hai nahi as Uncle Delhi honge Or unke alawa Rohit ki family humlog he hain bus or koi nahi ..
Rohit ne darwaja khola..


Rohit-Bhosdk Tu gate todega kya bawligand mujhe laga raid padgayi bc..


Main-Bhosdk GB road mein soraha hai jo raid padegi.. Bawligand.. Sun ye bata bhosdk ab ye baat hogayi haan? Mujhse baat chupaane laga?? Kya problem hai bata??


Rohit-Gand pe laat maarunga bhosdk.. Main toh hugna muttna takk na chipaata tujhse..


Main-True..


Rohit-True kya bc?? Daru peeya hai??


Main-Arrey nahi re matt puch bhenchod gand marri paddi hai din mein bataaunga kya dikkat hai sojaa ab..


Rohit-Chutiye.. Ab kya he nind aaegi ..


Main-Soja soja fir bhi.


Rohit-Kahaan jaaraha Tu??


Main-Abhi kuch jagah or jaana hai..


Rohit-Chal main bhi chalta hun bc..


Main-Pakka??


Rohit-Haan be or kya karunga baithke.. Bahot din hue night out kiye..


Main-Lawde ka night out 3:00 baje hain subah k dalle..


Rohit-Jo bhi hai.. Chal.. Main jacket lelun rukk..


Main-Haan lele gand faad shardi hai bc..


Rohit ko leke humlog nikale..


Main-Sawaal jawaab matt karna ye jaan le apne close logon mein se kissi ko meri help caahiye lekin woh bata nahi paa raha .. Main pata laga raha hun kon..


Rohit-Bc.. Fir tujhe kaise pata bc kissi ko help caahiye?? Or ye pata he hai kissi ko help caahiye toh ye bhi pata hoga kisko caahiye..


Main-Kya bola tha main sawaal jawaab nahi..


Rohit-Ok..


Main-Laa cigarette hee peela dey aagaya hai toh..


Rohit-Bhosdk Tu jeb mein leke chalta hai kya cigarette??


Main-Naa.. Ami, Riya k ghar lele raaste mein koi tarpri khulli ho toh cigarette peeladena..


Rohit-Bhosdk.. Subah 3 baje Riya k ghar jaaega Tu??


Main-Obviously..


Rohit-Abe gand kaa obviously kya bolega wahaan jaake?? Kyun aaya hai?? Kya lagti hai Riya?? Woh Raju gand faad dega bhosdk..


Main-Haan be.. Bhenchod ye toh socha he nahi tha main abhi jaake darwaaja khatkhata deta uska or kutt detey bc mujhe wahaan.. Fuckk.. Tu toh shyaana haibe acha hua sath aaya tu..


Rohit-Bawligand peetwaane laaya hai kya sath??


Main-Ami thoda piche he roukk le unke ghar se.. Main call karta hun..


Maine Riya ko call kiya toh uska phone off tha..


Rohit-Ab bc??


Main-Piche hai uska room pipe chadh jaaun??


Rohit-Pipe chadh jaaun..bawligand spiderman hai tu..gand aisi tuttegi ki tujhe ulta help ki jarurat padegi.. "Pipe Chadh Jaaun" Arrey bawligand khudko kya samjha hai tune.


Main - Yaad hai jab yahaan pehli baar aaye they Woh maadarchod Aman master k ghar najar rakhne uska ghar iske bagal mein he toh hai or uspe kitana aaram se chadh gaya tha main.. Inka bhi same he hai pehle bahaar waali deewar climb ki bus uske uppar se side mein pipe hai or uppar balcony ki railing fir usse pakkadke Riya k room ki balcony mein gaya bam..


Rohit-Bhai maanle kuch ghanto ki baat hai subah puch lena, aisi gand tod di jaaegi or beijjati hogi woh alag be..


Main-Koi pakkadega tab naa be chutiye dekhta jaa tu.. Chal Ami piche lele gaadi..


Rohit-Chutiye kya piche lele, bawligand iss gaadi ki awaaj se Raju akela nahi uska pura mohalla jaag jaaega.. Gaadi yahin rakhte hain thoda aage tu jaake aa hum baithey hain yahaan..


Main-Great idea bc tu toh be bahot smart hai lawde acha hua tu sath aagaya..Badhiya idea diya..lekin tu mere sath chal..


Rohit-Bhosdk main kya karunga??


Main-Abe bahaar waali deewar pe chadne k liye help caahiye naa lawde..


Rohit-Bhai kyun gand tudwa raha hai.. Kal newspaper mein he aaenge seedha dekhle..


Main-Bus kya bhosdk bhai k liye..


Rohit-Bus bus rukkjaa blackmail naa karr Marwadega bc... Chal bhai kya he kahun ab maa kasam bhai pakkade gaye naa toh andhadhdund maar padegi baad mein he dekhenge log ki AP kutt diya..


Main-Abe aa jaa darrpok..


Continued

Rohit pitwa de bhai AP

 

[Ytmovies712]

Maybe 3.0 chota sa kand karwake uski team ko koi signal dena chahta ho