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Main Bhai Babhi Rishi Jaanwar Mangal Or Meenu ko apne doubt se clear karke apne next target par pohancha or woh tha Sam bawligand, ye kya he baat chupaa lega bc mujhse ye Ravi or Rohit kya he chuppa lenge bc.. Ladki nahi patti?? Movie konsi dekhun?? Daru?? Inke pass kya he baat hongi.. But fir bhi. Ab thankfully Sam ka room open he tha main room kholke andar gaya toh Sam or Ravi dono wahin they or mast movie dekh rahe they koi ,ekdum darwaja khulta dekh woh bhi darr gaye..
Sam-Bhosdk darra diya..
Ravi-Tujhe kya hua be??
Main-Acha bhosdko ab ye baat hogayi bhaichaare mein hain?? Ab bhai se baat chupaane lage hain?? Bus kya bc?? Hum toh khaatey peetey hugte takk ek sath they bachpan se aisa kya hua be??
Ravi-Bawligand akele akele bc.. Ye bakchodi kardi be tune..
Sam-Bc lekin pee kab gaya humare sath he toh khaana khaa raha tha lawde??
Main-Joke tha be chutiye, paani peene bahaar aaya tha idhar se tv ki awaaj aai toh aagaya dekhne.. Lol..
Sam-Wahi main sochun bc anarth kardiya akela pee gaya toh..
Main-Chalo dekho dekho main sone jaa raha..
Ye bolke maine unke room ka darwaja bandh kiya.. Bhenchod.. Ab kya be.. Haweli waale toh sab pure hogaye .. Well sab nahi Ami bachi hai but main maan he nahi shakta Ami baat chupaaegi mujhse naa naa naa sawaal he paida nahi hota not a chance.. Lekin ab bc..
Ab kya be ab bahaar bhi toh bahot log bache hain.. Nicki Mam and family.. Rohit and family.. Anjali and team.. Riya and family.. Etc..
Toh bawligand aadhi raatko jaaega unke pass??
Of course be jaunga kyun nahi jaaunga urgent mein help caahiye kissi ko toh ek ek minute matter karta hai or mujhe iss problem se ASAP chuttkaara caahiye maa chudaaye nind..
Ab main akele nahi jaane waala tha no chance bc itani raatko drive karna safe nahi tha iss condition mein mere liye, kya pata bc kahaan woh awaaj sunke thokdun gaadi..
Issliye maine Ami ko jagaana theek samjha.. Uska door knock kiya maine or Ami ne darwaja khola..
Ami-Boss?? Sab theek hai?? Itani raatko??
Main-Oh yeah ekdum theek.. Tu ye bata pehle toh kya dikkat hai?? Kya help caahiye tujhe meri??
Ami-Hainnn??
Main-Nahi caahiye?? Ok good.. Aaja mere sath kahin bahaar jaa rahe hain humlog..
Ami-Abhi??
Main-Yeah gaadi mein batata..
Ami-Gun lun??
Main-Jarurat toh nahi hai but aajkal kismat kharaab chal rahi hai toh lele Bandukk sathmein.. Main deagle le leta hun.. Jaldi aa..
Maine Deagle uthaai tabtak Ami aagayi Or hum dono niche aaye and then garrage pohanchey wahaan Rahul baitha tha apne Shyaam kaka ka beta aag jala rakhi thi usne usase chaabi lee sabse aage khaddi Audi ki..
Main-Tu drive kar ..
Ami ne gaadi nikaali and humlog nikale guards se gate khulwaya..
Ami-Kahaan??
Main-Anjali wagairaah k ghar..
Ami-Hua kya lekin??
Maine usko suru se aakhiri takk bataya sab..
Ami-Matlab uss raat uss bungalow mein jo suna aapne woh veham nahi tha..
Main-Wahi toh keh raha tha tujhe main..
Ami-2.0 ka kaam hai matlab ye.. But Ab toh woh orr bhi gussa hoga right?? Max gayab hogaya hai..
Main-Hmm but abhi kuch kar nahi shakta woh agar kar shakta hota toh mujhe yun aadhe adhurre signal nahi deta balki khud aajaata abtak toh yahaan.. So time hai abhi apne pass.. Jaldi se Patrick ko dharr lun woh toh bataaega he Max kahaan hai ..
Ami - I hope so.. By the way ye sahi time hai logon se puchne jaane ka?? 1:30 baj gaya hai raatka..
Main-Ye best time hai abhi log nind mein fans shaktey hain sach chupaatey hue..
Humlog Anjali k ghar pohanchey actually In sabne milke ye ghar kiraaye pe liya hai,well ghar humaara he hai lekin yelog ne saaf boldiya tha ki rent loge toh he yahaan rukkenge issliye ab Anjali, Jiya, Pooja or Priyanka yahin rehtey hai orr uppar waale Floor pe abhi recently Ajay or Deepak bhi yahin shift hogaye hain..Main uttara gaadi se toh bhenchod shardi se gand fatt gayi bhai bhayankar shardi thi bc maine bell bajaai , as expected kuch derr baad Pooja ne gate khola humlog andar aaye Anjali bhi uthgayi thi or even Pooja or Priyanka bhi gate kholne aarahi thi..
Anjali-AP kya hua?? Sab theek itani raatko??
Main-Yeah sab theek.. Oh Ajay bhi uth gaya oye Deepak ko bhi leke aa toh..
Ajay or Deepak bhi niche aaye..
Main-Ab dhyaan se suno sab batao kya dikkat hai? Aisi kya baat hogayi?? Kya problem hai?? Jaldi batao..
Ye bolke maine sabke cehre padhne caahe lekin kuch na mila sab bus confused they...
Anjali-Kaisi help boss?? Kya matlab??
Jiya-Yeah..
Main-Matlab tumlogon ko madad nahi caahiye..
Anjali-Well i dont think so.. Kissi ko help caahiye??
Ye sun sabka jawaab Naa he tha..
Main-Fuck.. I know ye weird hai but kal subah batata hun kya dikkat hai sorry disturbance k liye so jaao.. Good night.. Bye.. Sorry..
Unke sawaal suru hone se pehle main or Ami nikal liye wahaan se and waapis gaadi mein baithey..
Ami-Negative ..
Main-Yeah.. Chal Nicki mam k yahaan..
Bhencho ek or dead end abtoh ginne chunne log he bache hain.. Fuckkk.. Aise toh bc meri theory he galat hojaaegi naa naa fir toh bc waapis zero pe aajaaunga main..Naa naa abhi miljaaega koi..
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