Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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Update-366(Problems-1) ​

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Main-Naah meri koi dusari personality nahi hai..


Rashi-Tumhe lagta hai tumhari koi dusari personality nahi hai but hum dono ko lagta hai ki tumhari dusari personality hai agle kuch din humlog yahi figure out karenge ki tum sahi ho yaa humlog..


Main-Ok dekhte hain kyunki mujhe already pata hai main sahi hun...


Rashi-Hehehe .. Dekhtey hain.. Ok aaj ka session yahin khatam kartey hain today was good itani progress pehle kabhi nahi ki hai humne so it was good..


Main-Ok.. See you guys tomorrow..


Ruhi-Bye babes..


Main-Bye..


Ye bolke main utha and bahaar nikala..


Ami-Kya yaar boss itana kya baithe rehtey ho andar 2 ghante se bore horahe hain idhar humlog...


Main-Too bad babes kuch din or bore hona padega tujhe..


Ami-Ye treatment k results toh badhiya haina??


Main-Ohh yeah tabhi toh itane din se aaraha hun..


Ami-Fir bore hona chalega..


Main-Lets go...


Humlog parking se nikale haweli k liye... Vinny Drive kar raha tha Ami aage baithi thi and main piche..


Main-Ye Van 3-4 din se picha kar rahi hai apna..


Ami-Really?? No way.. 3-4 din se piche hoti toh mujhe pata nahi chalta kya.. ?


Main-Arrey i mean yahi log hain, vehicle roj alag alag hota hai kal Scorpio thi parson brezza usase pichle din Creta and usase pehle yahi Van thi..


Ami-Or ye tum aaj bata rahe ho mujhe ??


Vinny-Rukwalun boss??


Main-Naa naa.. Harmless hain ye log.. Enemies nahi hain i am sure..


Ami-Ye kaise pata tumhe??


Main-Bus yun he pata hai mujhe..


Ami-Fir bhi risk kyun lena roukk k bata dete hain and puch lete hain ki hain kon or kyun hain ..


Main-Rehndey i am sure aaj kal mein humein pata chal jaaega ye piche kyun hain..


Ami-Ab ye kaise pata tumhe boss??


Main-Bus yun he..


Ami-Aajkal tum haina boss bahot he bhayanak guesses kar rahe ho or sab k sab Guesses sach hue hain ..


Main-Yeah.. I know.. I am smart..


Ami-Itana smart?? Insaano ki category se Bhagwaano ki categories mein jaa rahe ho..


Main-Yep.. Inko karne dey picha..


Ami-Ok if you say so..


Humlog haweli pohanchey and aake maine lunch kiya and waapis room mein aagaya main, Ami sach keh rahi thi main aajkal kuch jyaada he smart horaha hun jo again treatment ka ashar tha mera dimag stress free tha toh woh kaam kar raha tha, lekin ek issue ye tha ki main kuch aise decisions le raha tha jo baad mein mujhe samjh nahi aarahe they ki ye decision kyun liya maine jaise aaj bc maine itane din se uss picha karne waale ko ignore kiya ye mujhe khud yaad nahi tha aaj doobara dekha tab yaad aaya mujhe ki maine inhe pehle daily dekha hai or unhe chhod kyun diya maine? Well iska main reason mere hissab se yahi tha ki main apne dimag ka use nahi karna caah raha tha jaisa Ruhi ne bola tha toh woh overthinking se bachne k liye main jyaada information store nahi kar raha tha khopadi mein.. Bus yahi ek reason dikh raha tha mujhe.. Khair ye din bhi nikala and next day again main subah time se he fresh hogaya ab nind naa aane ka ek faayda ye hai ki aapko late nahi uthna padta subah 6 baje main gym jaane k liye ready he tha ki mere room ka door knock hua bahot jorse woh bhi.. Gate khola toh bahaar Rishi tha..


Main-Rukk be tod dega kya gate..


Rishi-Niche aa bc.. Jaldi..


Main-For fucks shake ab kya hua..


Rishi-Newspaper..


Main Rishi k sath niche aaya toh bhai hathmein 4 alag alag newspapers k front pages liye khadey they.. Jaanwar Mangal babhi Or Meenu bhi wahin they ..


Main-Kya hua ??


Bhai ne chaaron newspaper k front pages saamne table par daale toh 4on k front pages par meri photos thi 1-2 nahi 3-4 photos thi harr newspaper mein woh bhi recently lee hui like pichle 3-4 din mein lee hui or sab photos hospital se related thi yaa toh hospital ki parking mein lee gayi thi ya hospital k hallway mein . . Or chaaron newspaper ki headlines bhi alag-2 thi.. "The Prince's Problem? " "Kya Chupa raha hai AP? " "Sparsh Hospital Ka Rahasya! " "AP Back On Drugs And Pills?? " Ye 4 headlines thi .. Interesting..


Ab in sab newspapera ka nichod kuch aise tha ki.. Kissi Reporter ne mera picha kiya tha piche 4 din se or ye photos khinchi thi hospital k andar or bahaar hospital k andar jaatey hue bahaar aatey hue jyada andar nahi jaa paaye they wohlog toh unhe ye nahi pata tha ki main andar kya kar raha hun ye mere liye Achi baat bhi thi or buri bhi acchi issliye ki thankfully unhe nahi pata tha ki main psychiatrist se mill raha tha or buri baat ye thi ki unhe nahi pata tha ki main psychiatrist se mill raha tha matlab woh ab apne tukke laga rahe they ki main wahaan kya kar raha tha , Ab Ruhi ka hospital mostly neurological treatment(Dimag ki bakchodi)or deaddiction (Nashediyon ko theek karna) k liye tha toh unhone apne apne guesses ussi hissab se bana liye they.. 2 paper keh rahe they ki main firse nashe ki pills kaa aadi ban gaya hun or unse chutkaara paane k liye main deaddiction treatment k liye hospital jaa raha hun yaani inshort main nasha karne laga hun firse, kyunki sabko pata hai Surendra ne mujhe nashedi bana diya tha or public k according main 2 saal USA Rehab mein nasha chhodke aaya tha toh Newswaale keh rahe they ki main firse wahi Nasha karne laga hun jo dekha jaaye toh bhenchod bahot buri khabar thi mere liye.. Third news waale bolrahe they ki unfortunately mujhe brain related koi disorder hogaya hai jiska hidden treatment karwa raha hun main yaa mujhe brain tumor toh nahi hogaya? Madarchod sharam he naa hai bhenchod itani bhayanak bimaari he mili dene ko.Waah madarchod maar he daalo mujhe.. Fourth News waale toh madarchod alag he gand maar rahe they woh bol rahe they ki main maybe Psychotic disorder se ladd raha hun kyunki ruhi ka hospital ussi k liye specialist hai.. Arrey madarchod pagal he bolrahe they mujhe.. Bolo.. Or insabke pass saboot pata hai kya they?? Yahi ki main mask pehanke hospital gaya toh matlab kuch toh chipa raha hun main or itane din se mujhe publicly kissi ne dekha nahi hai or main itane din media ki aankh se bach jaaun ho he nahi shakta, ye reasons they madarchod unke..


Ab issue ye tha ki 4 alag alag rival newspapers ko same khabar kaise milli, kyunki koi banda khabar bech raha hota toh woh ek he newspaper ko deta or woh exclusive hota or jyaada paise milte usse ek he newspaper se but sabko kyun di? Ab iska reason bhi mujhe jald he pata chal gaya kyunki sab papers k end mein ek he baat likhi thi "Iss situation ki detailed Report Dekhein aaj Subah 10:30 baje BNews Channel par Archana Tiwari k sath , jinki team ne ye sting operation kiya hai ".. Sab par yahi likha tha toh ye meri news bechi nahi gayi thi ye toh woh khud ka promotion kar rahe they ab sab newspaper padhke tv k aage baithenge puri jaankari k liye matlab BNews ki trp toh madarchod chand par jaaegi.. Madarchod.


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Update-367(Problems-2) ​

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Ab sab clear tha ,Archana Tiwar main jaanta tha iss Anchor ko or agar kissi news Anchor ka naam maine suna hua hai toh woh bahot important hai kyunki main bhenchod kabhi kabahar toh news channel dekhta hun.. Archana tiwari bahot badi Reporter hai, actually hai nahi thi abhi uska career flop chal raha tha but aajse 2 ek saal pehle takk Archana Tiwari bc Indian News ki Salman Khan thi uske naam se he channel ki trp badh jaati thi usne suru mein sports reporting ki tabse maine dekha tha usse uske baad woh Bollywood Reporting mein gayi and uske baad crime reporting mein gand faad di usne bahot naam kamaaya.. Uski khaasiyat ye thi ki woh bus yun he padhi padhaai news nahi sunaati thi ,naa ,uska tareeka alag tha uski ek proper team thi jo uske liye baal ki khaal khojke laate they choti se choti khabar dhund lete they wohlog or fir usko Archana apne wordplay se bahot badi news banaadeti .. Uski team ne kai sting operations kiye bollywood cricket Or yahaan takk ki kuch Neta logon k career bhi khatam kar diye uske stings ne . BNews India k top 5 newschannel mein se ek hai or Archana iska reason thi but uske baad social media ka jamaana aagaya log smart hogaye bade log stings se bachne lage or chote logon k sting dekhega kon bhalla isswajah se iska career dubne laga or dubta he gaya ye prime time raatko 9 baje live aati thi lekin iske career k sath sath iska woh spot bhi gaya niche aatey aatey ab dekhlo subah 10:30 baje news derahi thi woh.. Ye thi Archana ki kahaani.. Lekin question ye tha ki ye North India mein kya kar rahi hai.. Iska kaam mostly Maharashtra mumbai side tha or filhaal toh kaafi din se gayab thi ye or ab aai bhi hai toh seedha meri he news leke matlab iska yahaan aane ka ekmatar reason main he tha .. Fucking Hell..


Deva-Oye.. Ab??


Main-Ab??


Deva-Archana Ko jaanta haina??


Main-Yeah..ache se..


Abeer-Pata nahi uske pass kya kya information hogi.. 10:30 baje woh kya bolegi..


Deva-Naa bus yahi information hogi uske pass bhi bus khud badi bana legi issiko woh Or kuch information hoti toh woh promotion k liye paper mein hint toh de he deti tab double public aati..


Main-Exactly..


Deva-Ab??


Main-Kya karein??


Deva-Isase acha toh sach he batadey bhai mere. Nashedi, Pagal, Psychotic or yahaan takk ki terminal Illness dedi hai inlogon ne tujhe..


Main-Noo noo.. Sach isase bhi jyaada dangerous hai bhai.. I mean haan log shant hojaaenge ki main nasha washa toh naa kar raha but Mere Enemies ka kya unhe pata chala naa ki mujhe psychiatrist ki jarurat padd rahi hai yaani main kamjorr horaha hun toh sabkesab ek sath yahaan kursi leke aajaaenge jo dangerous hai mere liye bhi or Ruhi or Rashi k liye bhi issliye sach nahi batana..


Deva-Toh kya karein?? Kuch toh karna padega.. Kyunki ab media picha nahi chhodne waala i mean tujhe toh nahi dhundpaaenge wohlog but hum sabko toh bahaar jaana hai jaan khaa jaaenge wohlog.. Opposition waale orr aag mein ghee daalenge jawaab toh dena padega..


Main-Hmmm.. Ok ye bolna hai ki AP theek hai puri tarah se bus woh kissi task mein laga hai jald he sabke saamne hoga woh task..


Deva-Waah.. Isase ghatiya reason naa milla tujhe.. Media toh durr ki baat log khud naa maanenge ye baat..


Main-Well maanana padega or koi option nahi hai or baar baar yahi bologe toh atleast picha toh chhod denge aapka.... Obviously log baag humari nahi maanenge lekin Media ki bhi toh nahi maan shakte unhe khud naa pata ki mere sath kya chal raha hai. Kuch sochenge ye sab main task k liye kar raha hun , kuch sochenge main nashedi holiya, kuch bolenge main bc marr raha hun kuch sochenge main pagal holiya.. Yaani unke opinions devided honge Or wohlog aapas mein he ladte rahenge Or tabtak main koi badhiya reason dhund lunga..


Deva-Ok makes sense but bahot hate milne waala hai tujhe tabtak ..sympathy bhi but mostly hate..


Main-I don't care bhai..


Babhi-Kameeno ko sharam bhi nahi hai Tumour??Batao unko ho tumour tujhe kyun hogi...


Main-Wow babhi aap bhi gaali derahe ho Aaj toh..


Babhi-Or kya karun..Pagal,Nashedi,Bimar,last ride ye dekh toh kya kya word use kar rahe hain.. Kide padenge sabhiko..


Main-Chill babhi ganda hai par dhanda hai tabhi toh bikegi news inki..


Deva-Aaj pura din phone he bajenge.. Kya hua bhai AP ko..


Main-Same jawaab dena sabko.. Sab sunlo kissi k pass kissi ka bhi call aaye sabko yahi jawaab dena hai ki koi task ya mission chal raha hai bus wahi jaanta hai..


Sab-Ok..


Ab jaisa bhai ne kaha calls ka silsila jaari hua mere pass bhi calls aaye Riya wagairah k maine sabko yahi kaha ki Mission chal raha hai kuch relax main theek hun.. Bus that's it baakiyon k maine phone uthaaye bhi nahi.. Mujhe intejaar tha uss 10:30 waali news ka bc ye kya bolegi ab.. Lekin 10 baje pata chala ki 10:30 waala segment raat 8 baje waale segment mein shift hogaya hai iska matlab prime time pe dikhaaenge meri news obviously behisaab log dekh rahe honge abhi se hi channel ko toh ,channel waalon ko profit double karne ka tareeka mill gaya or Archana ko apna prime time spot waapis milgaya bina kuch kare he, atleast aaj k liye toh.. Nice matlab or bheed dekhegi meri pant utarte hue.. Nice..


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Update-366(Problems-1) ​

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Main-Naah meri koi dusari personality nahi hai..


Rashi-Tumhe lagta hai tumhari koi dusari personality nahi hai but hum dono ko lagta hai ki tumhari dusari personality hai agle kuch din humlog yahi figure out karenge ki tum sahi ho yaa humlog..


Main-Ok dekhte hain kyunki mujhe already pata hai main sahi hun...


Rashi-Hehehe .. Dekhtey hain.. Ok aaj ka session yahin khatam kartey hain today was good itani progress pehle kabhi nahi ki hai humne so it was good..


Main-Ok.. See you guys tomorrow..


Ruhi-Bye babes..


Main-Bye..


Ye bolke main utha and bahaar nikala..


Ami-Kya yaar boss itana kya baithe rehtey ho andar 2 ghante se bore horahe hain idhar humlog...


Main-Too bad babes kuch din or bore hona padega tujhe..


Ami-Ye treatment k results toh badhiya haina??


Main-Ohh yeah tabhi toh itane din se aaraha hun..


Ami-Fir bore hona chalega..


Main-Lets go...


Humlog parking se nikale haweli k liye... Vinny Drive kar raha tha Ami aage baithi thi and main piche..


Main-Ye Van 3-4 din se picha kar rahi hai apna..


Ami-Really?? No way.. 3-4 din se piche hoti toh mujhe pata nahi chalta kya.. ?


Main-Arrey i mean yahi log hain, vehicle roj alag alag hota hai kal Scorpio thi parson brezza usase pichle din Creta and usase pehle yahi Van thi..


Ami-Or ye tum aaj bata rahe ho mujhe ??


Vinny-Rukwalun boss??


Main-Naa naa.. Harmless hain ye log.. Enemies nahi hain i am sure..


Ami-Ye kaise pata tumhe??


Main-Bus yun he pata hai mujhe..


Ami-Fir bhi risk kyun lena roukk k bata dete hain and puch lete hain ki hain kon or kyun hain ..


Main-Rehndey i am sure aaj kal mein humein pata chal jaaega ye piche kyun hain..


Ami-Ab ye kaise pata tumhe boss??


Main-Bus yun he..


Ami-Aajkal tum haina boss bahot he bhayanak guesses kar rahe ho or sab k sab Guesses sach hue hain ..


Main-Yeah.. I know.. I am smart..


Ami-Itana smart?? Insaano ki category se Bhagwaano ki categories mein jaa rahe ho..


Main-Yep.. Inko karne dey picha..


Ami-Ok if you say so..


Humlog haweli pohanchey and aake maine lunch kiya and waapis room mein aagaya main, Ami sach keh rahi thi main aajkal kuch jyaada he smart horaha hun jo again treatment ka ashar tha mera dimag stress free tha toh woh kaam kar raha tha, lekin ek issue ye tha ki main kuch aise decisions le raha tha jo baad mein mujhe samjh nahi aarahe they ki ye decision kyun liya maine jaise aaj bc maine itane din se uss picha karne waale ko ignore kiya ye mujhe khud yaad nahi tha aaj doobara dekha tab yaad aaya mujhe ki maine inhe pehle daily dekha hai or unhe chhod kyun diya maine? Well iska main reason mere hissab se yahi tha ki main apne dimag ka use nahi karna caah raha tha jaisa Ruhi ne bola tha toh woh overthinking se bachne k liye main jyaada information store nahi kar raha tha khopadi mein.. Bus yahi ek reason dikh raha tha mujhe.. Khair ye din bhi nikala and next day again main subah time se he fresh hogaya ab nind naa aane ka ek faayda ye hai ki aapko late nahi uthna padta subah 6 baje main gym jaane k liye ready he tha ki mere room ka door knock hua bahot jorse woh bhi.. Gate khola toh bahaar Rishi tha..


Main-Rukk be tod dega kya gate..


Rishi-Niche aa bc.. Jaldi..


Main-For fucks shake ab kya hua..


Rishi-Newspaper..


Main Rishi k sath niche aaya toh bhai hathmein 4 alag alag newspapers k front pages liye khadey they.. Jaanwar Mangal babhi Or Meenu bhi wahin they ..


Main-Kya hua ??


Bhai ne chaaron newspaper k front pages saamne table par daale toh 4on k front pages par meri photos thi 1-2 nahi 3-4 photos thi harr newspaper mein woh bhi recently lee hui like pichle 3-4 din mein lee hui or sab photos hospital se related thi yaa toh hospital ki parking mein lee gayi thi ya hospital k hallway mein . . Or chaaron newspaper ki headlines bhi alag-2 thi.. "The Prince's Problem? " "Kya Chupa raha hai AP? " "Sparsh Hospital Ka Rahasya! " "AP Back On Drugs And Pills?? " Ye 4 headlines thi .. Interesting..


Ab in sab newspapera ka nichod kuch aise tha ki.. Kissi Reporter ne mera picha kiya tha piche 4 din se or ye photos khinchi thi hospital k andar or bahaar hospital k andar jaatey hue bahaar aatey hue jyada andar nahi jaa paaye they wohlog toh unhe ye nahi pata tha ki main andar kya kar raha hun ye mere liye Achi baat bhi thi or buri bhi acchi issliye ki thankfully unhe nahi pata tha ki main psychiatrist se mill raha tha or buri baat ye thi ki unhe nahi pata tha ki main psychiatrist se mill raha tha matlab woh ab apne tukke laga rahe they ki main wahaan kya kar raha tha , Ab Ruhi ka hospital mostly neurological treatment(Dimag ki bakchodi)or deaddiction (Nashediyon ko theek karna) k liye tha toh unhone apne apne guesses ussi hissab se bana liye they.. 2 paper keh rahe they ki main firse nashe ki pills kaa aadi ban gaya hun or unse chutkaara paane k liye main deaddiction treatment k liye hospital jaa raha hun yaani inshort main nasha karne laga hun firse, kyunki sabko pata hai Surendra ne mujhe nashedi bana diya tha or public k according main 2 saal USA Rehab mein nasha chhodke aaya tha toh Newswaale keh rahe they ki main firse wahi Nasha karne laga hun jo dekha jaaye toh bhenchod bahot buri khabar thi mere liye.. Third news waale bolrahe they ki unfortunately mujhe brain related koi disorder hogaya hai jiska hidden treatment karwa raha hun main yaa mujhe brain tumor toh nahi hogaya? Madarchod sharam he naa hai bhenchod itani bhayanak bimaari he mili dene ko.Waah madarchod maar he daalo mujhe.. Fourth News waale toh madarchod alag he gand maar rahe they woh bol rahe they ki main maybe Psychotic disorder se ladd raha hun kyunki ruhi ka hospital ussi k liye specialist hai.. Arrey madarchod pagal he bolrahe they mujhe.. Bolo.. Or insabke pass saboot pata hai kya they?? Yahi ki main mask pehanke hospital gaya toh matlab kuch toh chipa raha hun main or itane din se mujhe publicly kissi ne dekha nahi hai or main itane din media ki aankh se bach jaaun ho he nahi shakta, ye reasons they madarchod unke..


Ab issue ye tha ki 4 alag alag rival newspapers ko same khabar kaise milli, kyunki koi banda khabar bech raha hota toh woh ek he newspaper ko deta or woh exclusive hota or jyaada paise milte usse ek he newspaper se but sabko kyun di? Ab iska reason bhi mujhe jald he pata chal gaya kyunki sab papers k end mein ek he baat likhi thi "Iss situation ki detailed Report Dekhein aaj Subah 10:30 baje BNews Channel par Archana Tiwari k sath , jinki team ne ye sting operation kiya hai ".. Sab par yahi likha tha toh ye meri news bechi nahi gayi thi ye toh woh khud ka promotion kar rahe they ab sab newspaper padhke tv k aage baithenge puri jaankari k liye matlab BNews ki trp toh madarchod chand par jaaegi.. Madarchod.


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Update-367(Problems-2) ​

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Ab sab clear tha ,Archana Tiwar main jaanta tha iss Anchor ko or agar kissi news Anchor ka naam maine suna hua hai toh woh bahot important hai kyunki main bhenchod kabhi kabahar toh news channel dekhta hun.. Archana tiwari bahot badi Reporter hai, actually hai nahi thi abhi uska career flop chal raha tha but aajse 2 ek saal pehle takk Archana Tiwari bc Indian News ki Salman Khan thi uske naam se he channel ki trp badh jaati thi usne suru mein sports reporting ki tabse maine dekha tha usse uske baad woh Bollywood Reporting mein gayi and uske baad crime reporting mein gand faad di usne bahot naam kamaaya.. Uski khaasiyat ye thi ki woh bus yun he padhi padhaai news nahi sunaati thi ,naa ,uska tareeka alag tha uski ek proper team thi jo uske liye baal ki khaal khojke laate they choti se choti khabar dhund lete they wohlog or fir usko Archana apne wordplay se bahot badi news banaadeti .. Uski team ne kai sting operations kiye bollywood cricket Or yahaan takk ki kuch Neta logon k career bhi khatam kar diye uske stings ne . BNews India k top 5 newschannel mein se ek hai or Archana iska reason thi but uske baad social media ka jamaana aagaya log smart hogaye bade log stings se bachne lage or chote logon k sting dekhega kon bhalla isswajah se iska career dubne laga or dubta he gaya ye prime time raatko 9 baje live aati thi lekin iske career k sath sath iska woh spot bhi gaya niche aatey aatey ab dekhlo subah 10:30 baje news derahi thi woh.. Ye thi Archana ki kahaani.. Lekin question ye tha ki ye North India mein kya kar rahi hai.. Iska kaam mostly Maharashtra mumbai side tha or filhaal toh kaafi din se gayab thi ye or ab aai bhi hai toh seedha meri he news leke matlab iska yahaan aane ka ekmatar reason main he tha .. Fucking Hell..


Deva-Oye.. Ab??


Main-Ab??


Deva-Archana Ko jaanta haina??


Main-Yeah..ache se..


Abeer-Pata nahi uske pass kya kya information hogi.. 10:30 baje woh kya bolegi..


Deva-Naa bus yahi information hogi uske pass bhi bus khud badi bana legi issiko woh Or kuch information hoti toh woh promotion k liye paper mein hint toh de he deti tab double public aati..


Main-Exactly..


Deva-Ab??


Main-Kya karein??


Deva-Isase acha toh sach he batadey bhai mere. Nashedi, Pagal, Psychotic or yahaan takk ki terminal Illness dedi hai inlogon ne tujhe..


Main-Noo noo.. Sach isase bhi jyaada dangerous hai bhai.. I mean haan log shant hojaaenge ki main nasha washa toh naa kar raha but Mere Enemies ka kya unhe pata chala naa ki mujhe psychiatrist ki jarurat padd rahi hai yaani main kamjorr horaha hun toh sabkesab ek sath yahaan kursi leke aajaaenge jo dangerous hai mere liye bhi or Ruhi or Rashi k liye bhi issliye sach nahi batana..


Deva-Toh kya karein?? Kuch toh karna padega.. Kyunki ab media picha nahi chhodne waala i mean tujhe toh nahi dhundpaaenge wohlog but hum sabko toh bahaar jaana hai jaan khaa jaaenge wohlog.. Opposition waale orr aag mein ghee daalenge jawaab toh dena padega..


Main-Hmmm.. Ok ye bolna hai ki AP theek hai puri tarah se bus woh kissi task mein laga hai jald he sabke saamne hoga woh task..


Deva-Waah.. Isase ghatiya reason naa milla tujhe.. Media toh durr ki baat log khud naa maanenge ye baat..


Main-Well maanana padega or koi option nahi hai or baar baar yahi bologe toh atleast picha toh chhod denge aapka.... Obviously log baag humari nahi maanenge lekin Media ki bhi toh nahi maan shakte unhe khud naa pata ki mere sath kya chal raha hai. Kuch sochenge ye sab main task k liye kar raha hun , kuch sochenge main nashedi holiya, kuch bolenge main bc marr raha hun kuch sochenge main pagal holiya.. Yaani unke opinions devided honge Or wohlog aapas mein he ladte rahenge Or tabtak main koi badhiya reason dhund lunga..


Deva-Ok makes sense but bahot hate milne waala hai tujhe tabtak ..sympathy bhi but mostly hate..


Main-I don't care bhai..


Babhi-Kameeno ko sharam bhi nahi hai Tumour??Batao unko ho tumour tujhe kyun hogi...


Main-Wow babhi aap bhi gaali derahe ho Aaj toh..


Babhi-Or kya karun..Pagal,Nashedi,Bimar,last ride ye dekh toh kya kya word use kar rahe hain.. Kide padenge sabhiko..


Main-Chill babhi ganda hai par dhanda hai tabhi toh bikegi news inki..


Deva-Aaj pura din phone he bajenge.. Kya hua bhai AP ko..


Main-Same jawaab dena sabko.. Sab sunlo kissi k pass kissi ka bhi call aaye sabko yahi jawaab dena hai ki koi task ya mission chal raha hai bus wahi jaanta hai..


Sab-Ok..


Ab jaisa bhai ne kaha calls ka silsila jaari hua mere pass bhi calls aaye Riya wagairah k maine sabko yahi kaha ki Mission chal raha hai kuch relax main theek hun.. Bus that's it baakiyon k maine phone uthaaye bhi nahi.. Mujhe intejaar tha uss 10:30 waali news ka bc ye kya bolegi ab.. Lekin 10 baje pata chala ki 10:30 waala segment raat 8 baje waale segment mein shift hogaya hai iska matlab prime time pe dikhaaenge meri news obviously behisaab log dekh rahe honge abhi se hi channel ko toh ,channel waalon ko profit double karne ka tareeka mill gaya or Archana ko apna prime time spot waapis milgaya bina kuch kare he, atleast aaj k liye toh.. Nice matlab or bheed dekhegi meri pant utarte hue.. Nice..


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Main-Naah meri koi dusari personality nahi hai..


Rashi-Tumhe lagta hai tumhari koi dusari personality nahi hai but hum dono ko lagta hai ki tumhari dusari personality hai agle kuch din humlog yahi figure out karenge ki tum sahi ho yaa humlog..


Main-Ok dekhte hain kyunki mujhe already pata hai main sahi hun...


Rashi-Hehehe .. Dekhtey hain.. Ok aaj ka session yahin khatam kartey hain today was good itani progress pehle kabhi nahi ki hai humne so it was good..


Main-Ok.. See you guys tomorrow..


Ruhi-Bye babes..


Main-Bye..


Ye bolke main utha and bahaar nikala..


Ami-Kya yaar boss itana kya baithe rehtey ho andar 2 ghante se bore horahe hain idhar humlog...


Main-Too bad babes kuch din or bore hona padega tujhe..


Ami-Ye treatment k results toh badhiya haina??


Main-Ohh yeah tabhi toh itane din se aaraha hun..


Ami-Fir bore hona chalega..


Main-Lets go...


Humlog parking se nikale haweli k liye... Vinny Drive kar raha tha Ami aage baithi thi and main piche..


Main-Ye Van 3-4 din se picha kar rahi hai apna..


Ami-Really?? No way.. 3-4 din se piche hoti toh mujhe pata nahi chalta kya.. ?


Main-Arrey i mean yahi log hain, vehicle roj alag alag hota hai kal Scorpio thi parson brezza usase pichle din Creta and usase pehle yahi Van thi..


Ami-Or ye tum aaj bata rahe ho mujhe ??


Vinny-Rukwalun boss??


Main-Naa naa.. Harmless hain ye log.. Enemies nahi hain i am sure..


Ami-Ye kaise pata tumhe??


Main-Bus yun he pata hai mujhe..


Ami-Fir bhi risk kyun lena roukk k bata dete hain and puch lete hain ki hain kon or kyun hain ..


Main-Rehndey i am sure aaj kal mein humein pata chal jaaega ye piche kyun hain..


Ami-Ab ye kaise pata tumhe boss??


Main-Bus yun he..


Ami-Aajkal tum haina boss bahot he bhayanak guesses kar rahe ho or sab k sab Guesses sach hue hain ..


Main-Yeah.. I know.. I am smart..


Ami-Itana smart?? Insaano ki category se Bhagwaano ki categories mein jaa rahe ho..


Main-Yep.. Inko karne dey picha..


Ami-Ok if you say so..


Humlog haweli pohanchey and aake maine lunch kiya and waapis room mein aagaya main, Ami sach keh rahi thi main aajkal kuch jyaada he smart horaha hun jo again treatment ka ashar tha mera dimag stress free tha toh woh kaam kar raha tha, lekin ek issue ye tha ki main kuch aise decisions le raha tha jo baad mein mujhe samjh nahi aarahe they ki ye decision kyun liya maine jaise aaj bc maine itane din se uss picha karne waale ko ignore kiya ye mujhe khud yaad nahi tha aaj doobara dekha tab yaad aaya mujhe ki maine inhe pehle daily dekha hai or unhe chhod kyun diya maine? Well iska main reason mere hissab se yahi tha ki main apne dimag ka use nahi karna caah raha tha jaisa Ruhi ne bola tha toh woh overthinking se bachne k liye main jyaada information store nahi kar raha tha khopadi mein.. Bus yahi ek reason dikh raha tha mujhe.. Khair ye din bhi nikala and next day again main subah time se he fresh hogaya ab nind naa aane ka ek faayda ye hai ki aapko late nahi uthna padta subah 6 baje main gym jaane k liye ready he tha ki mere room ka door knock hua bahot jorse woh bhi.. Gate khola toh bahaar Rishi tha..


Main-Rukk be tod dega kya gate..


Rishi-Niche aa bc.. Jaldi..


Main-For fucks shake ab kya hua..


Rishi-Newspaper..


Main Rishi k sath niche aaya toh bhai hathmein 4 alag alag newspapers k front pages liye khadey they.. Jaanwar Mangal babhi Or Meenu bhi wahin they ..


Main-Kya hua ??


Bhai ne chaaron newspaper k front pages saamne table par daale toh 4on k front pages par meri photos thi 1-2 nahi 3-4 photos thi harr newspaper mein woh bhi recently lee hui like pichle 3-4 din mein lee hui or sab photos hospital se related thi yaa toh hospital ki parking mein lee gayi thi ya hospital k hallway mein . . Or chaaron newspaper ki headlines bhi alag-2 thi.. "The Prince's Problem? " "Kya Chupa raha hai AP? " "Sparsh Hospital Ka Rahasya! " "AP Back On Drugs And Pills?? " Ye 4 headlines thi .. Interesting..


Ab in sab newspapera ka nichod kuch aise tha ki.. Kissi Reporter ne mera picha kiya tha piche 4 din se or ye photos khinchi thi hospital k andar or bahaar hospital k andar jaatey hue bahaar aatey hue jyada andar nahi jaa paaye they wohlog toh unhe ye nahi pata tha ki main andar kya kar raha hun ye mere liye Achi baat bhi thi or buri bhi acchi issliye ki thankfully unhe nahi pata tha ki main psychiatrist se mill raha tha or buri baat ye thi ki unhe nahi pata tha ki main psychiatrist se mill raha tha matlab woh ab apne tukke laga rahe they ki main wahaan kya kar raha tha , Ab Ruhi ka hospital mostly neurological treatment(Dimag ki bakchodi)or deaddiction (Nashediyon ko theek karna) k liye tha toh unhone apne apne guesses ussi hissab se bana liye they.. 2 paper keh rahe they ki main firse nashe ki pills kaa aadi ban gaya hun or unse chutkaara paane k liye main deaddiction treatment k liye hospital jaa raha hun yaani inshort main nasha karne laga hun firse, kyunki sabko pata hai Surendra ne mujhe nashedi bana diya tha or public k according main 2 saal USA Rehab mein nasha chhodke aaya tha toh Newswaale keh rahe they ki main firse wahi Nasha karne laga hun jo dekha jaaye toh bhenchod bahot buri khabar thi mere liye.. Third news waale bolrahe they ki unfortunately mujhe brain related koi disorder hogaya hai jiska hidden treatment karwa raha hun main yaa mujhe brain tumor toh nahi hogaya? Madarchod sharam he naa hai bhenchod itani bhayanak bimaari he mili dene ko.Waah madarchod maar he daalo mujhe.. Fourth News waale toh madarchod alag he gand maar rahe they woh bol rahe they ki main maybe Psychotic disorder se ladd raha hun kyunki ruhi ka hospital ussi k liye specialist hai.. Arrey madarchod pagal he bolrahe they mujhe.. Bolo.. Or insabke pass saboot pata hai kya they?? Yahi ki main mask pehanke hospital gaya toh matlab kuch toh chipa raha hun main or itane din se mujhe publicly kissi ne dekha nahi hai or main itane din media ki aankh se bach jaaun ho he nahi shakta, ye reasons they madarchod unke..


Ab issue ye tha ki 4 alag alag rival newspapers ko same khabar kaise milli, kyunki koi banda khabar bech raha hota toh woh ek he newspaper ko deta or woh exclusive hota or jyaada paise milte usse ek he newspaper se but sabko kyun di? Ab iska reason bhi mujhe jald he pata chal gaya kyunki sab papers k end mein ek he baat likhi thi "Iss situation ki detailed Report Dekhein aaj Subah 10:30 baje BNews Channel par Archana Tiwari k sath , jinki team ne ye sting operation kiya hai ".. Sab par yahi likha tha toh ye meri news bechi nahi gayi thi ye toh woh khud ka promotion kar rahe they ab sab newspaper padhke tv k aage baithenge puri jaankari k liye matlab BNews ki trp toh madarchod chand par jaaegi.. Madarchod.


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Chutiyapa