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Main-Naah meri koi dusari personality nahi hai..
Rashi-Tumhe lagta hai tumhari koi dusari personality nahi hai but hum dono ko lagta hai ki tumhari dusari personality hai agle kuch din humlog yahi figure out karenge ki tum sahi ho yaa humlog..
Main-Ok dekhte hain kyunki mujhe already pata hai main sahi hun...
Rashi-Hehehe .. Dekhtey hain.. Ok aaj ka session yahin khatam kartey hain today was good itani progress pehle kabhi nahi ki hai humne so it was good..
Main-Ok.. See you guys tomorrow..
Ruhi-Bye babes..
Main-Bye..
Ye bolke main utha and bahaar nikala..
Ami-Kya yaar boss itana kya baithe rehtey ho andar 2 ghante se bore horahe hain idhar humlog...
Main-Too bad babes kuch din or bore hona padega tujhe..
Ami-Ye treatment k results toh badhiya haina??
Main-Ohh yeah tabhi toh itane din se aaraha hun..
Ami-Fir bore hona chalega..
Main-Lets go...
Humlog parking se nikale haweli k liye... Vinny Drive kar raha tha Ami aage baithi thi and main piche..
Main-Ye Van 3-4 din se picha kar rahi hai apna..
Ami-Really?? No way.. 3-4 din se piche hoti toh mujhe pata nahi chalta kya.. ?
Main-Arrey i mean yahi log hain, vehicle roj alag alag hota hai kal Scorpio thi parson brezza usase pichle din Creta and usase pehle yahi Van thi..
Ami-Or ye tum aaj bata rahe ho mujhe ??
Vinny-Rukwalun boss??
Main-Naa naa.. Harmless hain ye log.. Enemies nahi hain i am sure..
Ami-Ye kaise pata tumhe??
Main-Bus yun he pata hai mujhe..
Ami-Fir bhi risk kyun lena roukk k bata dete hain and puch lete hain ki hain kon or kyun hain ..
Main-Rehndey i am sure aaj kal mein humein pata chal jaaega ye piche kyun hain..
Ami-Ab ye kaise pata tumhe boss??
Main-Bus yun he..
Ami-Aajkal tum haina boss bahot he bhayanak guesses kar rahe ho or sab k sab Guesses sach hue hain ..
Main-Yeah.. I know.. I am smart..
Ami-Itana smart?? Insaano ki category se Bhagwaano ki categories mein jaa rahe ho..
Main-Yep.. Inko karne dey picha..
Ami-Ok if you say so..
Humlog haweli pohanchey and aake maine lunch kiya and waapis room mein aagaya main, Ami sach keh rahi thi main aajkal kuch jyaada he smart horaha hun jo again treatment ka ashar tha mera dimag stress free tha toh woh kaam kar raha tha, lekin ek issue ye tha ki main kuch aise decisions le raha tha jo baad mein mujhe samjh nahi aarahe they ki ye decision kyun liya maine jaise aaj bc maine itane din se uss picha karne waale ko ignore kiya ye mujhe khud yaad nahi tha aaj doobara dekha tab yaad aaya mujhe ki maine inhe pehle daily dekha hai or unhe chhod kyun diya maine? Well iska main reason mere hissab se yahi tha ki main apne dimag ka use nahi karna caah raha tha jaisa Ruhi ne bola tha toh woh overthinking se bachne k liye main jyaada information store nahi kar raha tha khopadi mein.. Bus yahi ek reason dikh raha tha mujhe.. Khair ye din bhi nikala and next day again main subah time se he fresh hogaya ab nind naa aane ka ek faayda ye hai ki aapko late nahi uthna padta subah 6 baje main gym jaane k liye ready he tha ki mere room ka door knock hua bahot jorse woh bhi.. Gate khola toh bahaar Rishi tha..
Main-Rukk be tod dega kya gate..
Rishi-Niche aa bc.. Jaldi..
Main-For fucks shake ab kya hua..
Rishi-Newspaper..
Main Rishi k sath niche aaya toh bhai hathmein 4 alag alag newspapers k front pages liye khadey they.. Jaanwar Mangal babhi Or Meenu bhi wahin they ..
Main-Kya hua ??
Bhai ne chaaron newspaper k front pages saamne table par daale toh 4on k front pages par meri photos thi 1-2 nahi 3-4 photos thi harr newspaper mein woh bhi recently lee hui like pichle 3-4 din mein lee hui or sab photos hospital se related thi yaa toh hospital ki parking mein lee gayi thi ya hospital k hallway mein . . Or chaaron newspaper ki headlines bhi alag-2 thi.. "The Prince's Problem? " "Kya Chupa raha hai AP? " "Sparsh Hospital Ka Rahasya! " "AP Back On Drugs And Pills?? " Ye 4 headlines thi .. Interesting..
Ab in sab newspapera ka nichod kuch aise tha ki.. Kissi Reporter ne mera picha kiya tha piche 4 din se or ye photos khinchi thi hospital k andar or bahaar hospital k andar jaatey hue bahaar aatey hue jyada andar nahi jaa paaye they wohlog toh unhe ye nahi pata tha ki main andar kya kar raha hun ye mere liye Achi baat bhi thi or buri bhi acchi issliye ki thankfully unhe nahi pata tha ki main psychiatrist se mill raha tha or buri baat ye thi ki unhe nahi pata tha ki main psychiatrist se mill raha tha matlab woh ab apne tukke laga rahe they ki main wahaan kya kar raha tha , Ab Ruhi ka hospital mostly neurological treatment(Dimag ki bakchodi)or deaddiction (Nashediyon ko theek karna) k liye tha toh unhone apne apne guesses ussi hissab se bana liye they.. 2 paper keh rahe they ki main firse nashe ki pills kaa aadi ban gaya hun or unse chutkaara paane k liye main deaddiction treatment k liye hospital jaa raha hun yaani inshort main nasha karne laga hun firse, kyunki sabko pata hai Surendra ne mujhe nashedi bana diya tha or public k according main 2 saal USA Rehab mein nasha chhodke aaya tha toh Newswaale keh rahe they ki main firse wahi Nasha karne laga hun jo dekha jaaye toh bhenchod bahot buri khabar thi mere liye.. Third news waale bolrahe they ki unfortunately mujhe brain related koi disorder hogaya hai jiska hidden treatment karwa raha hun main yaa mujhe brain tumor toh nahi hogaya? Madarchod sharam he naa hai bhenchod itani bhayanak bimaari he mili dene ko.Waah madarchod maar he daalo mujhe.. Fourth News waale toh madarchod alag he gand maar rahe they woh bol rahe they ki main maybe Psychotic disorder se ladd raha hun kyunki ruhi ka hospital ussi k liye specialist hai.. Arrey madarchod pagal he bolrahe they mujhe.. Bolo.. Or insabke pass saboot pata hai kya they?? Yahi ki main mask pehanke hospital gaya toh matlab kuch toh chipa raha hun main or itane din se mujhe publicly kissi ne dekha nahi hai or main itane din media ki aankh se bach jaaun ho he nahi shakta, ye reasons they madarchod unke..
Ab issue ye tha ki 4 alag alag rival newspapers ko same khabar kaise milli, kyunki koi banda khabar bech raha hota toh woh ek he newspaper ko deta or woh exclusive hota or jyaada paise milte usse ek he newspaper se but sabko kyun di? Ab iska reason bhi mujhe jald he pata chal gaya kyunki sab papers k end mein ek he baat likhi thi "Iss situation ki detailed Report Dekhein aaj Subah 10:30 baje BNews Channel par Archana Tiwari k sath , jinki team ne ye sting operation kiya hai ".. Sab par yahi likha tha toh ye meri news bechi nahi gayi thi ye toh woh khud ka promotion kar rahe they ab sab newspaper padhke tv k aage baithenge puri jaankari k liye matlab BNews ki trp toh madarchod chand par jaaegi.. Madarchod.
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