Update-375(I Am A God?)
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Bahaar sabko chownka kar main andar aaya or lunch k liye baitha baaki sabka lunch hogaya tha babhi or meenu ne mere liye khaana lagaaya..
Main-Babhi aise surprised naa raho pucho kya puchna hai??
Babhi-Tujhe kaise pata??
Main-Main logon ki shakal padhleta hun.. Kya question hai?? Yahi ki maine kaise kiya bahaar woh sab?? And kya main sure hun??
Babhi-Second waala..
Main-Main pura sure hun babhi dekhlena aap.. Agar bhai ki power chali toh abhi 12:30 baje hain 3-4 baje takk asli kaatil media k saamne hoga.. I promise..
Babhi-You know ussko kitani gaaliyaan di hongi Maine..
Main-Well aapki galati nahi hai kanoon ki galati hai.. Aapne wahi samjha jo aapko dikhaya gaya.. Well main thoda aage bhi dekhleta hun mujhe shakk tabhi hogaya tha jab maine padha ki usne supremecourt mein appeal ki thi or appeal usne apni saja kam yaa fansi se bachne ki nahi ki not at all usne khudko innocent prove karne k liye ki thi isiliye reject hogayi baat saja kam karne ki hoti toh supreme court sunti jarur bhenchod terrorists ki fansi hataake ummar kaid kardi supremecourt ne toh ye toh hai he kya .. Woh caahta toh president ko chithi withi likh wikh k waise bhi bach shakta tha fansi se but usne woh raasta chunna he nahi uska motive yahi tha ki agar woh khudko innocent prove nahi kar shakta toh uske liye marrna theek hai yaani woh itana bada iljaam leke jinda nahi reh shakta matlab darpok hai woh... Bus aage fir..
Babhi-Aage kya.. ??
Main-Kuch naa.. Bus itana he dimag use karna hai mujhe sirdard karne laga.. Main rest pe hun.. Remember.. Bus final point yahi hai ki woh innocent hai..
Meenu-Itana bada case kitana uchaala gaya ye case media mein 7 maheene baad bhi bechaare ne kya kya saha hoga.. Agar woh innocent prove hogaya toh log pagal hojaaenge.
Main-Yeah i know..
Maine lunch kiya bhenchod mujhe khud na pata Maine kaise boldiya woh sab , agar main galat hua toh kasam se bahot bura hone waala hai.. But main deep down sure tha ekdum ki main galat nahi ho shakta kaise mujhe nahi pata but main sure tha..
Lunch k baad main apne room mein aaya obviously nind bhenchod aane se rahi toh main badhiya earphones lagaake bed par girr padda or wahi hua main kuch minutes se jyaada nahi so paaya, sota fir uth jaata fir sone lagta fir so jaata fir uth jaata.. Finally mujhe iss torture se bachaaya babhi ne mera door open tha toh woh andar aai..
Babhi-Jaldi niche aa..
Ye bolke babhi niche bhaag gayi, bc ab kya hua be. Ab kon aagaya.. Sans naa lene dena mujhe.. Fuckkkkk...
Ye bolke main bed se utha 4:30 baje they bhenchod 3.5 ghante se bed par ulat pulat horaha tha main.. Khair main niche aaya toh bhai babhi or Meenu hall mein tv par news dekh rahe they..
Main-Ab kya naya le aai woh Archana?? Ab toh kuch kiya bhi nahi maine..
Deva-Tera nahi hai.. Ye dekh. t. T. T. Tu haina.. Tu sachmuch ka God hai.. Main majaak nahi kar raha ,this is insane.. Kaise??? Please bhai bata dey kaise?? Pune Police Commissioner se baat hui meri Rajan Naam k shaks ko arrest kiya hai unhone Goswami murders mein tere bataaye sab clues Maine unko diye or ussi mein fans gaya woh 1.5 ghante mein toh usne accept kar liya sab.. Uska affair tha Ajay ki wife k sath, uski najar Ajay k Gold par thi issliye usne ye plan banaaya usne Ajay k mostly bade bade jewellery pieces ko fake pieces k sath replace kardiya Ajay ki puri family ko maar diya usne or Ajay ko usme fansaaya taaki uspe koi ungali naa uthaaye or Ajay k mostly assets legaya woh and bech diye Ajay k piche koi or bacha nahi tha toh kissi ko shakk takk naa hua ki kuch missing hai..
Main-Yeah pata hai mujhe.. Remember Maine he bataya tha...
Deva-Lekin yahaan baithe baithe kaise bhai?? Arrey Rajan ka toh jikar bhi nahi tha kahin pe toh tune usko kaise link kardiya?? How is this even possible?? Tujhe pata haina main bahot smart hun i have 100+ iq .. Probably smartest political leader hun india ka but main iska 10% bhi nahi kar shakta toh tune ye sab kar kaise liya?? Newspaper mein toh kuch tha bhi nahi isase related..
Main-Baadmein bataaunga itana dimag use nahi karna ek sath mujhe doctors k orders hain.. Aap toh khuss hojaao aapne ek masoom ko fansi se bacha liya..
Deva-Well Maine nahi tune..
Main-Naa.. Naa.. Maine bus crime solve kiya tha main kuch nahi karne waala tha usko leke main khud RIP bolchuka tha uske liye,kiya toh sab aapne hai..
Deva-Yeah..lekin tere bina main toh abtak news he padh raha hota..so credit tera he hai Maine Pune Commissioner ko bhi yahi bola ki tune kiya media mein wahi bolega woh taaki itana jo hate milraha hai nonstop woh kuch toh kam ho..
Main-Well thinking bahot achi thi bhai aapki but very bad idea. Ab firse main news mein uchalunga or firse Archana ji wahi topic uchaal dengi..but koi na...Good Thinking.. Unmute toh karo aapki photo dikha rahe hain..
Bhai ne TV unmute kiya..
Reporter-Ji haan Deva Choudhary he woh shaks hain jinki wajah se 200 se jyaada din baad ek masoom ko insaaf mil raha hai .Pune Commissioner Raman ji k according unhe subah 12 baje Haryana se Deva ji ki ek tip milli jo unke according unke chote bhai AP ne di thi or unhi ki tip par act karte hue Maharashtra Police ne Rajan ko arrest kiya Rajan jo uss kaali raat k baad raaton raat karodpati ban gaya tha or Pune se thodi he durr Kalyani Nagar mein reh raha tha, darshall Rajan ka affair Ajay Goswami ki biwi k sath tha unki madad se woh Ajay k gehano ko hadapna caah rahe they jiss wajah se usne ye ghinoni harkat ko anjaam diya jiss wajah se Ajay Goswami ko kal fansi di jaane waali thi.. Gorr karne waali baat ye hai ki Maharashtra Highcourt ne 2 maheene chale iss case mein CBI dawaara dikhaye gaye proofs k base pe Ajay ko fansi ki saja sunaai thi. Supremecourt ne bhi Maharashtra highcourt ki ruling ko final bataate hue case bandh kardiya tha.. Toh sawaal ye hai ki jab itane high profile case mein koi masoom fans shakta hai court k galat fainsle se toh baaki kya hota hoga?? Kyunki sabke pass aisi kismat nahi hai ki AP unko bacha lega.. Kya Maharashtra Highcourt ko isski jimmedaari leni caahiye?? Kya CBI KO?? Kya Central government ko?? Jo bhi ho agar thodi derr hoti toh hum ek masoom shaks ko khodetey lekin all thanks to AP ,Ajay Goswami ki masoomiyat sabke saamne aa gayi hai. Unhone ye kaise kiya?? Well ye toh wahi jaane, kyunki na woh pune aaye na unka Ajay se koi contact tha na unhone Case files ko dekha. Toh kya unhone Media mein aai news k base pe itana bada case solve kardiya?? Jo apne aap mein shocking hai.. Jo log AP ko nahi jaante unhe bata dun AP famous hai apne dimag ki wajah se lekin iss baar toh unhone khudko he surpass karliya hai agar humaara contact hota hai unse toh hum jarur puchenge unse ki jo CBI ki 3 teams sab sources k hotey hue bhi 2 maheene mein nahi kar paayi woh unhone kuch he minutes mein ek news k base par kaise kar diya??.. Hum lagatar unse contact karne ki koshish kar rahe hain ..
Bhai ne TV bandh kiya.
Main-Finally koi news waali ne tareef ki itane din baad.. Warna kai din hogaye tareef sune ..
Deva-Well you deserved it.. I don't know kaise kiya tune but hatsoff.. You are insane..
Main firse apne room mein aaya.. Ok bhenchod.. Ye toh sach he tha dimag kya chal raha haibe?? What the fuck..?? I mean no way main itana smart hun.. Yaa hun main?? No way.. Ye thodi hota haibe.. I mean main kuch bhi kar shakta hun toh ye kyun nahi..
Naaahhh.. Bhenchod chalte firte logon ki moutt predict kardena even moutt kaa kaaran bhi predict kardena side mein chal rahi gaadi k driver ki family history bata dena ek news headline se case solve kardena.. Naahhh.. Main khud shocked hun bc.. Hell no ye thodi hota haibe.. Kuch toh chal raha hai.. Drugs??? Bhenchod koi drugs toh nahi deraha??? No fucking way bahaar jaata kab hun jab koi drugs dega.. Hospital se ghar, ghar se hospital..
Toh kya chal raha hai bc??
Abe Tu AP hai tu kuch bhi kar shakta hai.. Remember??
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