Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Naik]

Update-372(I'm Smart???) ​

372


Maine jaan bujhke Archana ko bhaav nahi diya jisase uska attitude ekdum niche aagaya tha usse laga mujhe usase koi matlab nahi hai issliye woh bechari khud confused thi.. Main wahaan se jaane k liye mudda he tha ki woh firse bolpaddi..


Archana- Actually Hum aapse contact karna caah rahe they kuch sawaalo k jawaab k liye ki kya chal raha hai aapke sath??


Main-Hehehe.. Well waise toh bahot kuch chal raha hai mere sath but aapko bataane laayak filhaal kuch nahi chal raha..


Archana-Fir bhi log stories bana rahe hain aapke khilaaf sabki alag alag theory hai toh aapke liye better hai ki aap sabko sach bataa dein ki kya chal raha hai..


Main-Oh trust me time aane pe sabko pata chal jaaega what's happening with me.. Aap chinta naa karo..


Archana-But aapko unnecessary hate mil raha hai log baatein bana rahe hain uska kya??


Ye sunke main hansa.


Main-Archana ji pura North india mujhe jaanta hai main almost 50 crore logon k liye kaam karta hun mera only motive hai unko safe rakhna ab unn 50 crore mein se agar kuch ginne chunne log mere khilaaf hate faila rahe hain toh trust me mujhe ghanta kuch farak nahi padta.. I don't care aap kya sochte ho mere baare mein ya aapka channel kya sochta hai mere baare mein ya opposition kya sochta hai mere baare mein I really don't care, jabtak logon ka pyar or aashirwad mere sath hai tabtak mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..


Archana-Wow.. What a unique way to live.. Yahi baat agar aap humaare channel par aake bolte toh sab haters ka narrative badal jaata aapko leke or woh bhi aapke fan hojaate..


Main-Ohh no no yahi toh nahi caahiye see life mein haters hona bahot jaruri hai, kya haina love hate ka balance bana rehna caahiye, life mein interest bana rehta hai.. Haters ki bhi jarurat hoti hai life mein..


Archana-See aapka ek ek sentence properly worded hota hai.. That's why main keh rahi hun humare show pe aake sab clear kijiye..


Main-Hehehe.. Archana ji jaisa SI sahaab ne kaha ki surely aapka channel crores kama gaya hoga mere naam se but still aapka channel mujhe afford nahi kar shakta. Trust me jab time hoga aapke channel pe aane ka tab main khud aajaaunga..


Ye baat archana ko dil pe lagi kyunki usse bada proud tha apne show pe.. Woh kuch seconds toh mujhe ghurti rahi ..


Archana-Iska matlab aap kuch chuppa rahe hain..


Main-Sure agar aapko ye lagta hai toh ye sahi..


Archana-Mere lagne se ya na lagne se kuch nahi hota AP tum jiss hisaab se proofs derahe ho pakka kuch chal raha hai and trust me tum interview do ya na do main pata laga lungi..


Main-Hehehe.. Kaise picha karke photo khinch -2 k??


Archana-Yes.. Logon ko hakk hai sach jaananey ka unhe bhi toh pata chale unke saviour k sath kya chal raha hai.. Or woh sach main unke saamne laake rahungi caahe kuch bhi ho jaaye..


Main-Sure.. By the way main aapko warn kardun pehle he mera picha karna bahot dangerous ho shakta hai aapke liye..


Archana-Aapki dhamkiyon se nahi darne waali main.. Tum caahe kitane he powerful ho yahaan pe sach ko bahaar aane se koi nahi roukk shakta..


Main-Sure.. Main ye nahi keh raha hun ki tumhe mujhse darrna caahiye, I don't care tumhari jo marji woh chala shakti ho tum mere against I don't mind even main permission deta hun tumhe kuch bhi chalao , main ye samjha raha hun ki meri life ek roller coaster ride ki tarah hai jisme khatra harr second bana he rehta hai mujhe bhi or mere aas pass waalon ka bhi uska dhyaan rakho ye keh raha hun main.. Warna trust me mujhe tumhe dhamki dene ka koi shokk nahi hai mujhe toh theek se pata bhi nahi ki kya kiya hai tumne but mujhe koi problem nahi hai jo bhi kiya ho , mujhe pata hai news ka ,ye karo gi tabhi toh news chalegi i understand business I don't mind.. Or haan rahi baat sach ko bahaar aane se Roukane ki toh bahaar aane ko kuch hai he nahi warna main toh yahaan hawa ko roukk dun sach kya cheej hai.. Bus ye dhyaan rakhna ki mere kissi task k bichmein naa aao.. Good bye and good luck..


Ye bolke main wahaan se chal padda ab jaake thodi frustration kam hui bc iska attitude jhaad diya maine.. Fuck her.. Kand bhi kardiya mera naam bhi nahi aaya..Main parking mein aaya or gaadi unlock ki he thi maine ki ek gaadi dikhi mujhe jisme 2 bandey baithey they ek male ek female.. Main seedha unke pass gaya or unki window knock ki maine toh unhone apna mirror niche kiya..


Ladka-Yes...


Main-Kya caahiye be??pics click karni hain?? Yele karle..


Ladka-Kehna kya caah rahe ho aap??


Main-Konse news channel se ho??


Ladka-Main kissi news channel se nahi hun..


Main-Tera pata haibe madam se pucha konse channel se ho?? Tera pata hai mujhe tu local hai guide hai isne tujhe paise diye yahaan leke aane k liye tune kardiya ....


Ladki-Excuse me??


Main-Oye bata isko mujhe befaltu bakchodi pasand nahi hain..


Ladka-Babab.. Bhai.. Kasam se maine isko bahot samjhaya lekin ye nahi maani.. Aapki kasam bhai.. Bhai maaf kardo bhai majboor tha.. Biwi bacchon waala aadmi hun bhai.. Isne bola tha bus photo khinchani hain isko, kissi ko pata bhi nahi chalega..


Main-Too bad mujhe pata chal gaya.. Darr matt bhai mujhe koi problem nahi hai bus ye rojj kaa kaam matt bana lena yahaan aana..


Ladka-Main kabhi nahi aaunga bhai..


Ladki-Lekin kaise??


Main-Kya kaise??


Ladki-Tumhe kaise pata chala main reporter hun?? Or yahaan takk ki ye local hai or isko paise deke yahaan takk laai hun main..


Main-Well i can read people.. Goodbye..


Maine usse boltoh diya but mujhe khud theek se pata nahi tha unko kaise pakkad liya maine or woh bhi itane details mein?? Bhenchod mind kuch jyaada he khullne laga hai..


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Archana ka muh chota ker dia AP ne
Baherhal Archana ke bando ka kaam ho gaya achche se or kisi ko pata tak na chala
Dimag chal raha h ya koyi machine saala sirf sakal dekh ker Bata dia TU kon h or kia ker raha h

 

[Naik]

Update-373(Solving A Crime? ) ​

373


Main gaadi mein baithke haweli k liye nikala but raaste mein main yahi soch raha tha ki bhenchod chal kya raha hai mere dimag k sath.. Itana tej mera mind kabhi nahi tha.. Kya ye Therapy k results hain?? Yaa ye mind ki use naa karne ka nateeja hai jo woh khaali baitha baitha fast horaha hai?? Kuch toh reason hai bc.. Like main feel kar paa raha tha itana fast tha mera mind.. Mere aaju baaju chalte logon ko predict kar paa raha tha main.. Like. Rukk.. Rukk.. Ye side mein jo Creta gaadi mein couple hai uske baare mein bata kuch..


Lekin mind se koi jawaab nahi aaya.. Bc ab proof karne ki baat aai toh dead hogaya lawde.. Sawaal ka jawaab dey..


"Well sawaal he galat hai tera woh couple nahi hai bhai behan hain.. Shaadi ki shopping karke aarahe hain, jewellery shopping.. Ladki ki shaadi hai.. Ladke ki ho chuki hai shaadi.. Ek ladka hai iska 4-6 saal kaa iski biwi bimaar hai... Love marriage hone waali hai ladki ki.. "


Ye sunke maine bhenchod turant road k bichmein he break maardi.. Bhenchod .. Kuch bhi.. Kuch bhi?? Kuch bhi?? Aji lund..


"Jaa viswaash na hai toh puch le.."


Woh toh main puchunga he dalle.. Teri juth abhi nikaal deta hun.. Bhenchod kuch bhi bakk dega..


Maine gaadi chalaai Or uss creta k side mein lagaake apna mirror down karke unhe awaaj di unhone mujhe pehchan liya or ulta wave kiya mujhe maine unhe gaadi Roukane ko kaha toh unhone side mein gaadi lagaai or maine unke piche gaadi roukki main uttara gaadi se udhar se woh aadmi uttara or hath jodke meri taraf aaya.


Aadmi-Parnaam Bhai.. Kaise ho bhai?? Koi galati hogayi kya bhai??


Main-Arrey naa naa.. Main jarra curious tha.. Woh behanji hain jo tumhare sath woh tumhari behan hai kya??


Aadmi-Ji.. Ji..


Main-Uski shaadi hai??


Aadmi-Ji.. Bhai.. Next week..


Main-Love marriage??


Aadmi-Hanji.. Ji..


Main-Jwellery shopping karke aarahe ho tumlog??


Aadmi-Jjj.. Ji.. Bhai.. B. Lekin aapko kaise pata bhai?? Koi problem hai kya??


Main-Arrey not at all bhai main predict kar raha tha tumhe dekh k tumhare baare mein.. Mind test you know.. Teri shaadi hogayi right?? Beta hai?? 5-6 ka?


Aadmi-Ji bhai 5 saal kaa.. Bang on.. Kaise pata aapko??


Main-Teri wife bimaar hai??


Aadmi-Nahi bhai.. Actually haan woh actually pregnant hain 9th month chal raha hai..


Main-Maanta haina??


Aadmi-Ji.. Bilkul.. Lekin.. Kaise???


Main-Well.. Woh chhod. Best of luck.. Behan k liye bhi Or aane waale bache k liye bhi..


Aadmi-Thanks bhai.. Thanks a lot..


Main uske saamne cool banke waapis gaadi mein aake baith toh gaya lekin bhenchod meri gand fatt gayi.. Kaise be?? Arrey aise thodi hota hai bhenchod.. Ye kya tha?? Kaise kiya ye sab?? How is this even possible..?? Naa.. Naa.. Naa... I don't believe this.. Kaise kiya??


"Well woh tum figure out kartey rehna.. Jaldi gaadi chala ab media waale photo click karna suru karne waale hain.. "


Kon media waale be??


"Well 4 alag alag teams hain.. Ek toh saamne dekh woh.. Ek left mein opposite side road k ek piche chownk pe dekh or ek woh dekh fruits cart k pass khaddey hain.. Chal ab.."


Bhenchod.. Tujhe kaise pata?? Naaa.. Bc Therapy k toh gajab he results aarahe hainbe hell yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Mind fast horaha hai.. Kaise?? Ye mujhe bhi nahi pata but results fantastic they..


Maine gaadi aage badhaai or haweli aaya toh Bhai Babhi or Meenu bahaar lawn mein baithe dhoop sekk rahe they.. Bhai news paper padh rahe they toh maine apne mind ko or test karna theek samjha, issliye main bhai k pass gaya or unke side mein chair pe baith gaya ..


Deva-Oho aagaye sir.. Aaj nahi kiya picha??


Main-Well nahi plan successful tha..


Deva-Good.. Ye dekh newspaper mein firse Tu first page par aagaya hai lagaatar..


Main-Maheene mein 15 din main he rehta hun bhai first page pe.. Or batao kya interesting hai paper mein.. Talk to me..


Deva-Well tujhe kya sunana hai??business section mein well stocks to buy right now ye dekh ..


Main-Boring.. Ye uppar jaaenge stocks..


Deva-Well wahi newspaper waale kehrahe hain ki ye uppar jaaenge ...


Main-Yeah lekin uppar aaj aaj jaaenge uske ekdum se niche jaaenge.. Jo sabse popular stock hoga inmein se uska boss ya jo bhi hai woh resign kardega jisase stocks andha niche gireega 80%takk and market hill jaaegi paisa doob jaaega..


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai ye 3 stocks haina jo ye niche jarur jaa shakte hain but 80% takk naa.. Impossible..


Main-Dekhlena..


Deva-Ok.. ok.. Tera prediction aajkal out of the world chal raha hai toh dekhtey hain..


Main-Or batao.. Crime kya chal raha... Sabse badi crime news kya hai iss week..


Deva-Well , ye Dekh ye hai Ajay Goswami.. Jaanta hai isse??


Babhi-Isse kon nahi jaanta.. Kitana ghatiya insaan hai ye.. Kal Fansi milne waali haina isko??


Deva-Haan....


Main-Well main nahi jaanta.. Kon hai??


Deva-Ajay Goswami Pune ka ek jeweller tha or aaj se 7 maheene pehle isne 5 murder kiye they Apni biwi ka apne bhai ka apni maa ka or yahaan takk ki apne bete or beti ka.. Bachon ko bhi nahi baksha isne.. Tab Maharashtra Highcourt ne isse fansi sunaai thi or Supremecourt ne iski plea sunaney se inkaar kardiya tha kyunki sab saboot iske against they toh highcourt ki fansi ki saja iske hisse thi or kal finally woh din hai jab issko fansi sunaai jaaegi.. Kitana bada case bana tha ye , kal fansi hai isko toh aaj fir ek full page isko leke de rakha hai..


Maine bhai se paper liya..


Babhi-Finally iss darindey ko fansi milegi.. Can't wait for that..


Meenu-Yeah aise logon k sath yahi hona chahiye, bloody murderer bachon ne kya bigaada tha bhalla iska..


Babhi-Yeah.. Narak mein bhi jagah nahi milegi isko..


Main-Well bahot paap kiye honge isne jindagi mein jo narak mein jagah nahi milegi right? .


Babhi-Kya matlab bahot paap?? 5 logon ko maarna paap nahi hai?? 2 masoom bachon ko maarna paap nahi hai??


Main-Haina.. Lekin ye isne nahi kiya isne kissi ko nahi maara haan or koi paap kiye hon toh pata nahi..


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai AP saare saboot iske against hain saare k saare.. Court mein prove ho chuka hai..


Main-Or kon kehta hai jo court mein prove hogaya wahi sach hai.. Nope.. Isne kissi ko nahi maara.. Un sabko kissi or ne maara hai.. Iski maa ki age kya rahi hogi??


Deva-70 something..


Main-Toh iske biwi k lover ne maara hai unn 5on ko.. Or iske biwi ka lover issi ki jewellery shop mein kaam karta tha..Usne sabko maara or Goswami ji ko fansa diya..


Babhi-Kya baat kar raha hai AP??


Main-Theek baat kar raha hun.. Woh murderer nahi hai.. But ab kya he farak padta hai kal fansi hai uski toh who gives a fuck..


Deva-Well i give a fuck AP kya bol raha hai tu.. Agar ye innocent hai toh humara farz hai isko fansi naa mile.. Toh agar Tu sahi bol raha hai toh isse bachana hoga.. Or teri aankhon mein itana confidence dikh raha hai mujhe toh confirm tu sahi he hai.. Ab ye bata asli killer ko kaise pakkada jaaye??


Main-Mujhe kya pata..


Deva-Oh come on of course tujhe pata hai tune ek headline padhke crime solve kardiya toh tujhe ye bhi pata hai kaise pakkadna hai killer ko.. Soch..


Main-Sochna kya hai.. Shop pe kon kon kaam karta tha uss time pata karwao nahi pata chale toh Biwi ki call details nikalwao uss time ki messages etc shop ki cctv footage saved hongi police k pass uss time ki toh kahin na kahin toh milega woh killer.. Usko uthwaao or uske bank details nikalwao uske pass andha paisa hoga yaa assets honge woh kahaan se aaye woh puchne ka kaho, jweller shop pe kaam karta tha woh koi bada gangster naa hai police theek se puchegi toh sab bakk dega.. Or pakkadna or ashaan hai usko itana time hogaya abtoh tension free reh raha hoga kuch ghanto mein sab clear hojaaega.. Maharashtra mein behisaab contacts hain aapke, aap caaho toh aap bacha shaktey ho baaki aapki marji..


Deva-Bacha toh shakta hun..Tu pakka sure haina.. Kyunki agar galat hua tu toh bahot log gaali denge mujhe..


Main-Bhai I'm 10000% sure.. Kaise sure hun mujhe khud na pata but sure hun.. Baaki aapki marji..


Deva-Main karwata hun fir..


Main-Good..


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Yaar yeh kia ho raha h dimag se pocha or usne sab kuch pata dia ki yeh kon h kaha se aa raha h or kia chal raha inke saath or kia hone wala h
Or ab sirf news ki head line dekh ker Bata dia ki Arvind Goswami mujrim nahi h koyi or h
dekhte h kia samne aata h
Zabardast shaandar update

 

[Naik]

Update-375(I Am A God?) ​

374


Bahaar sabko chownka kar main andar aaya or lunch k liye baitha baaki sabka lunch hogaya tha babhi or meenu ne mere liye khaana lagaaya..


Main-Babhi aise surprised naa raho pucho kya puchna hai??


Babhi-Tujhe kaise pata??


Main-Main logon ki shakal padhleta hun.. Kya question hai?? Yahi ki maine kaise kiya bahaar woh sab?? And kya main sure hun??


Babhi-Second waala..


Main-Main pura sure hun babhi dekhlena aap.. Agar bhai ki power chali toh abhi 12:30 baje hain 3-4 baje takk asli kaatil media k saamne hoga.. I promise..


Babhi-You know ussko kitani gaaliyaan di hongi Maine..


Main-Well aapki galati nahi hai kanoon ki galati hai.. Aapne wahi samjha jo aapko dikhaya gaya.. Well main thoda aage bhi dekhleta hun mujhe shakk tabhi hogaya tha jab maine padha ki usne supremecourt mein appeal ki thi or appeal usne apni saja kam yaa fansi se bachne ki nahi ki not at all usne khudko innocent prove karne k liye ki thi isiliye reject hogayi baat saja kam karne ki hoti toh supreme court sunti jarur bhenchod terrorists ki fansi hataake ummar kaid kardi supremecourt ne toh ye toh hai he kya .. Woh caahta toh president ko chithi withi likh wikh k waise bhi bach shakta tha fansi se but usne woh raasta chunna he nahi uska motive yahi tha ki agar woh khudko innocent prove nahi kar shakta toh uske liye marrna theek hai yaani woh itana bada iljaam leke jinda nahi reh shakta matlab darpok hai woh... Bus aage fir..


Babhi-Aage kya.. ??


Main-Kuch naa.. Bus itana he dimag use karna hai mujhe sirdard karne laga.. Main rest pe hun.. Remember.. Bus final point yahi hai ki woh innocent hai..


Meenu-Itana bada case kitana uchaala gaya ye case media mein 7 maheene baad bhi bechaare ne kya kya saha hoga.. Agar woh innocent prove hogaya toh log pagal hojaaenge.


Main-Yeah i know..


Maine lunch kiya bhenchod mujhe khud na pata Maine kaise boldiya woh sab , agar main galat hua toh kasam se bahot bura hone waala hai.. But main deep down sure tha ekdum ki main galat nahi ho shakta kaise mujhe nahi pata but main sure tha..


Lunch k baad main apne room mein aaya obviously nind bhenchod aane se rahi toh main badhiya earphones lagaake bed par girr padda or wahi hua main kuch minutes se jyaada nahi so paaya, sota fir uth jaata fir sone lagta fir so jaata fir uth jaata.. Finally mujhe iss torture se bachaaya babhi ne mera door open tha toh woh andar aai..


Babhi-Jaldi niche aa..


Ye bolke babhi niche bhaag gayi, bc ab kya hua be. Ab kon aagaya.. Sans naa lene dena mujhe.. Fuckkkkk...


Ye bolke main bed se utha 4:30 baje they bhenchod 3.5 ghante se bed par ulat pulat horaha tha main.. Khair main niche aaya toh bhai babhi or Meenu hall mein tv par news dekh rahe they..


Main-Ab kya naya le aai woh Archana?? Ab toh kuch kiya bhi nahi maine..


Deva-Tera nahi hai.. Ye dekh. t. T. T. Tu haina.. Tu sachmuch ka God hai.. Main majaak nahi kar raha ,this is insane.. Kaise??? Please bhai bata dey kaise?? Pune Police Commissioner se baat hui meri Rajan Naam k shaks ko arrest kiya hai unhone Goswami murders mein tere bataaye sab clues Maine unko diye or ussi mein fans gaya woh 1.5 ghante mein toh usne accept kar liya sab.. Uska affair tha Ajay ki wife k sath, uski najar Ajay k Gold par thi issliye usne ye plan banaaya usne Ajay k mostly bade bade jewellery pieces ko fake pieces k sath replace kardiya Ajay ki puri family ko maar diya usne or Ajay ko usme fansaaya taaki uspe koi ungali naa uthaaye or Ajay k mostly assets legaya woh and bech diye Ajay k piche koi or bacha nahi tha toh kissi ko shakk takk naa hua ki kuch missing hai..


Main-Yeah pata hai mujhe.. Remember Maine he bataya tha...


Deva-Lekin yahaan baithe baithe kaise bhai?? Arrey Rajan ka toh jikar bhi nahi tha kahin pe toh tune usko kaise link kardiya?? How is this even possible?? Tujhe pata haina main bahot smart hun i have 100+ iq .. Probably smartest political leader hun india ka but main iska 10% bhi nahi kar shakta toh tune ye sab kar kaise liya?? Newspaper mein toh kuch tha bhi nahi isase related..


Main-Baadmein bataaunga itana dimag use nahi karna ek sath mujhe doctors k orders hain.. Aap toh khuss hojaao aapne ek masoom ko fansi se bacha liya..


Deva-Well Maine nahi tune..


Main-Naa.. Naa.. Maine bus crime solve kiya tha main kuch nahi karne waala tha usko leke main khud RIP bolchuka tha uske liye,kiya toh sab aapne hai..


Deva-Yeah..lekin tere bina main toh abtak news he padh raha hota..so credit tera he hai Maine Pune Commissioner ko bhi yahi bola ki tune kiya media mein wahi bolega woh taaki itana jo hate milraha hai nonstop woh kuch toh kam ho..


Main-Well thinking bahot achi thi bhai aapki but very bad idea. Ab firse main news mein uchalunga or firse Archana ji wahi topic uchaal dengi..but koi na...Good Thinking.. Unmute toh karo aapki photo dikha rahe hain..


Bhai ne TV unmute kiya..


Reporter-Ji haan Deva Choudhary he woh shaks hain jinki wajah se 200 se jyaada din baad ek masoom ko insaaf mil raha hai .Pune Commissioner Raman ji k according unhe subah 12 baje Haryana se Deva ji ki ek tip milli jo unke according unke chote bhai AP ne di thi or unhi ki tip par act karte hue Maharashtra Police ne Rajan ko arrest kiya Rajan jo uss kaali raat k baad raaton raat karodpati ban gaya tha or Pune se thodi he durr Kalyani Nagar mein reh raha tha, darshall Rajan ka affair Ajay Goswami ki biwi k sath tha unki madad se woh Ajay k gehano ko hadapna caah rahe they jiss wajah se usne ye ghinoni harkat ko anjaam diya jiss wajah se Ajay Goswami ko kal fansi di jaane waali thi.. Gorr karne waali baat ye hai ki Maharashtra Highcourt ne 2 maheene chale iss case mein CBI dawaara dikhaye gaye proofs k base pe Ajay ko fansi ki saja sunaai thi. Supremecourt ne bhi Maharashtra highcourt ki ruling ko final bataate hue case bandh kardiya tha.. Toh sawaal ye hai ki jab itane high profile case mein koi masoom fans shakta hai court k galat fainsle se toh baaki kya hota hoga?? Kyunki sabke pass aisi kismat nahi hai ki AP unko bacha lega.. Kya Maharashtra Highcourt ko isski jimmedaari leni caahiye?? Kya CBI KO?? Kya Central government ko?? Jo bhi ho agar thodi derr hoti toh hum ek masoom shaks ko khodetey lekin all thanks to AP ,Ajay Goswami ki masoomiyat sabke saamne aa gayi hai. Unhone ye kaise kiya?? Well ye toh wahi jaane, kyunki na woh pune aaye na unka Ajay se koi contact tha na unhone Case files ko dekha. Toh kya unhone Media mein aai news k base pe itana bada case solve kardiya?? Jo apne aap mein shocking hai.. Jo log AP ko nahi jaante unhe bata dun AP famous hai apne dimag ki wajah se lekin iss baar toh unhone khudko he surpass karliya hai agar humaara contact hota hai unse toh hum jarur puchenge unse ki jo CBI ki 3 teams sab sources k hotey hue bhi 2 maheene mein nahi kar paayi woh unhone kuch he minutes mein ek news k base par kaise kar diya??.. Hum lagatar unse contact karne ki koshish kar rahe hain ..


Bhai ne TV bandh kiya.


Main-Finally koi news waali ne tareef ki itane din baad.. Warna kai din hogaye tareef sune ..


Deva-Well you deserved it.. I don't know kaise kiya tune but hatsoff.. You are insane..


Main firse apne room mein aaya.. Ok bhenchod.. Ye toh sach he tha dimag kya chal raha haibe?? What the fuck..?? I mean no way main itana smart hun.. Yaa hun main?? No way.. Ye thodi hota haibe.. I mean main kuch bhi kar shakta hun toh ye kyun nahi..
Naaahhh.. Bhenchod chalte firte logon ki moutt predict kardena even moutt kaa kaaran bhi predict kardena side mein chal rahi gaadi k driver ki family history bata dena ek news headline se case solve kardena.. Naahhh.. Main khud shocked hun bc.. Hell no ye thodi hota haibe.. Kuch toh chal raha hai.. Drugs??? Bhenchod koi drugs toh nahi deraha??? No fucking way bahaar jaata kab hun jab koi drugs dega.. Hospital se ghar, ghar se hospital..
Toh kya chal raha hai bc??


Abe Tu AP hai tu kuch bhi kar shakta hai.. Remember??


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Bhai ab tow koyi shak ki gunjaish nahi filhal AP ka dimag God level per kaam ker raha h ab yeh kyon ker raha doctor ke paas jaane se ya fir koyi doosri baat
Lekin Jo bhi ho ek bekasoor bande ki jaan Bach gayi asli mujrim samne aa gaya
Ab fir se AP ki Jo image kharab huwi thi Archana ki wajah se wapas first waisi hi ho jayegi jaisi pehli thi
Baherhal dekhte h aage kia hota h
Behtareen zabardast shaandar lajawab update

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-372(I'm Smart???) ​

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Maine jaan bujhke Archana ko bhaav nahi diya jisase uska attitude ekdum niche aagaya tha usse laga mujhe usase koi matlab nahi hai issliye woh bechari khud confused thi.. Main wahaan se jaane k liye mudda he tha ki woh firse bolpaddi..


Archana- Actually Hum aapse contact karna caah rahe they kuch sawaalo k jawaab k liye ki kya chal raha hai aapke sath??


Main-Hehehe.. Well waise toh bahot kuch chal raha hai mere sath but aapko bataane laayak filhaal kuch nahi chal raha..


Archana-Fir bhi log stories bana rahe hain aapke khilaaf sabki alag alag theory hai toh aapke liye better hai ki aap sabko sach bataa dein ki kya chal raha hai..


Main-Oh trust me time aane pe sabko pata chal jaaega what's happening with me.. Aap chinta naa karo..


Archana-But aapko unnecessary hate mil raha hai log baatein bana rahe hain uska kya??


Ye sunke main hansa.


Main-Archana ji pura North india mujhe jaanta hai main almost 50 crore logon k liye kaam karta hun mera only motive hai unko safe rakhna ab unn 50 crore mein se agar kuch ginne chunne log mere khilaaf hate faila rahe hain toh trust me mujhe ghanta kuch farak nahi padta.. I don't care aap kya sochte ho mere baare mein ya aapka channel kya sochta hai mere baare mein ya opposition kya sochta hai mere baare mein I really don't care, jabtak logon ka pyar or aashirwad mere sath hai tabtak mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..


Archana-Wow.. What a unique way to live.. Yahi baat agar aap humaare channel par aake bolte toh sab haters ka narrative badal jaata aapko leke or woh bhi aapke fan hojaate..


Main-Ohh no no yahi toh nahi caahiye see life mein haters hona bahot jaruri hai, kya haina love hate ka balance bana rehna caahiye, life mein interest bana rehta hai.. Haters ki bhi jarurat hoti hai life mein..


Archana-See aapka ek ek sentence properly worded hota hai.. That's why main keh rahi hun humare show pe aake sab clear kijiye..


Main-Hehehe.. Archana ji jaisa SI sahaab ne kaha ki surely aapka channel crores kama gaya hoga mere naam se but still aapka channel mujhe afford nahi kar shakta. Trust me jab time hoga aapke channel pe aane ka tab main khud aajaaunga..


Ye baat archana ko dil pe lagi kyunki usse bada proud tha apne show pe.. Woh kuch seconds toh mujhe ghurti rahi ..


Archana-Iska matlab aap kuch chuppa rahe hain..


Main-Sure agar aapko ye lagta hai toh ye sahi..


Archana-Mere lagne se ya na lagne se kuch nahi hota AP tum jiss hisaab se proofs derahe ho pakka kuch chal raha hai and trust me tum interview do ya na do main pata laga lungi..


Main-Hehehe.. Kaise picha karke photo khinch -2 k??


Archana-Yes.. Logon ko hakk hai sach jaananey ka unhe bhi toh pata chale unke saviour k sath kya chal raha hai.. Or woh sach main unke saamne laake rahungi caahe kuch bhi ho jaaye..


Main-Sure.. By the way main aapko warn kardun pehle he mera picha karna bahot dangerous ho shakta hai aapke liye..


Archana-Aapki dhamkiyon se nahi darne waali main.. Tum caahe kitane he powerful ho yahaan pe sach ko bahaar aane se koi nahi roukk shakta..


Main-Sure.. Main ye nahi keh raha hun ki tumhe mujhse darrna caahiye, I don't care tumhari jo marji woh chala shakti ho tum mere against I don't mind even main permission deta hun tumhe kuch bhi chalao , main ye samjha raha hun ki meri life ek roller coaster ride ki tarah hai jisme khatra harr second bana he rehta hai mujhe bhi or mere aas pass waalon ka bhi uska dhyaan rakho ye keh raha hun main.. Warna trust me mujhe tumhe dhamki dene ka koi shokk nahi hai mujhe toh theek se pata bhi nahi ki kya kiya hai tumne but mujhe koi problem nahi hai jo bhi kiya ho , mujhe pata hai news ka ,ye karo gi tabhi toh news chalegi i understand business I don't mind.. Or haan rahi baat sach ko bahaar aane se Roukane ki toh bahaar aane ko kuch hai he nahi warna main toh yahaan hawa ko roukk dun sach kya cheej hai.. Bus ye dhyaan rakhna ki mere kissi task k bichmein naa aao.. Good bye and good luck..


Ye bolke main wahaan se chal padda ab jaake thodi frustration kam hui bc iska attitude jhaad diya maine.. Fuck her.. Kand bhi kardiya mera naam bhi nahi aaya..Main parking mein aaya or gaadi unlock ki he thi maine ki ek gaadi dikhi mujhe jisme 2 bandey baithey they ek male ek female.. Main seedha unke pass gaya or unki window knock ki maine toh unhone apna mirror niche kiya..


Ladka-Yes...


Main-Kya caahiye be??pics click karni hain?? Yele karle..


Ladka-Kehna kya caah rahe ho aap??


Main-Konse news channel se ho??


Ladka-Main kissi news channel se nahi hun..


Main-Tera pata haibe madam se pucha konse channel se ho?? Tera pata hai mujhe tu local hai guide hai isne tujhe paise diye yahaan leke aane k liye tune kardiya ....


Ladki-Excuse me??


Main-Oye bata isko mujhe befaltu bakchodi pasand nahi hain..


Ladka-Babab.. Bhai.. Kasam se maine isko bahot samjhaya lekin ye nahi maani.. Aapki kasam bhai.. Bhai maaf kardo bhai majboor tha.. Biwi bacchon waala aadmi hun bhai.. Isne bola tha bus photo khinchani hain isko, kissi ko pata bhi nahi chalega..


Main-Too bad mujhe pata chal gaya.. Darr matt bhai mujhe koi problem nahi hai bus ye rojj kaa kaam matt bana lena yahaan aana..


Ladka-Main kabhi nahi aaunga bhai..


Ladki-Lekin kaise??


Main-Kya kaise??


Ladki-Tumhe kaise pata chala main reporter hun?? Or yahaan takk ki ye local hai or isko paise deke yahaan takk laai hun main..


Main-Well i can read people.. Goodbye..


Maine usse boltoh diya but mujhe khud theek se pata nahi tha unko kaise pakkad liya maine or woh bhi itane details mein?? Bhenchod mind kuch jyaada he khullne laga hai..


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Update-373(Solving A Crime? ) ​

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Main gaadi mein baithke haweli k liye nikala but raaste mein main yahi soch raha tha ki bhenchod chal kya raha hai mere dimag k sath.. Itana tej mera mind kabhi nahi tha.. Kya ye Therapy k results hain?? Yaa ye mind ki use naa karne ka nateeja hai jo woh khaali baitha baitha fast horaha hai?? Kuch toh reason hai bc.. Like main feel kar paa raha tha itana fast tha mera mind.. Mere aaju baaju chalte logon ko predict kar paa raha tha main.. Like. Rukk.. Rukk.. Ye side mein jo Creta gaadi mein couple hai uske baare mein bata kuch..


Lekin mind se koi jawaab nahi aaya.. Bc ab proof karne ki baat aai toh dead hogaya lawde.. Sawaal ka jawaab dey..


"Well sawaal he galat hai tera woh couple nahi hai bhai behan hain.. Shaadi ki shopping karke aarahe hain, jewellery shopping.. Ladki ki shaadi hai.. Ladke ki ho chuki hai shaadi.. Ek ladka hai iska 4-6 saal kaa iski biwi bimaar hai... Love marriage hone waali hai ladki ki.. "


Ye sunke maine bhenchod turant road k bichmein he break maardi.. Bhenchod .. Kuch bhi.. Kuch bhi?? Kuch bhi?? Aji lund..


"Jaa viswaash na hai toh puch le.."


Woh toh main puchunga he dalle.. Teri juth abhi nikaal deta hun.. Bhenchod kuch bhi bakk dega..


Maine gaadi chalaai Or uss creta k side mein lagaake apna mirror down karke unhe awaaj di unhone mujhe pehchan liya or ulta wave kiya mujhe maine unhe gaadi Roukane ko kaha toh unhone side mein gaadi lagaai or maine unke piche gaadi roukki main uttara gaadi se udhar se woh aadmi uttara or hath jodke meri taraf aaya.


Aadmi-Parnaam Bhai.. Kaise ho bhai?? Koi galati hogayi kya bhai??


Main-Arrey naa naa.. Main jarra curious tha.. Woh behanji hain jo tumhare sath woh tumhari behan hai kya??


Aadmi-Ji.. Ji..


Main-Uski shaadi hai??


Aadmi-Ji.. Bhai.. Next week..


Main-Love marriage??


Aadmi-Hanji.. Ji..


Main-Jwellery shopping karke aarahe ho tumlog??


Aadmi-Jjj.. Ji.. Bhai.. B. Lekin aapko kaise pata bhai?? Koi problem hai kya??


Main-Arrey not at all bhai main predict kar raha tha tumhe dekh k tumhare baare mein.. Mind test you know.. Teri shaadi hogayi right?? Beta hai?? 5-6 ka?


Aadmi-Ji bhai 5 saal kaa.. Bang on.. Kaise pata aapko??


Main-Teri wife bimaar hai??


Aadmi-Nahi bhai.. Actually haan woh actually pregnant hain 9th month chal raha hai..


Main-Maanta haina??


Aadmi-Ji.. Bilkul.. Lekin.. Kaise???


Main-Well.. Woh chhod. Best of luck.. Behan k liye bhi Or aane waale bache k liye bhi..


Aadmi-Thanks bhai.. Thanks a lot..


Main uske saamne cool banke waapis gaadi mein aake baith toh gaya lekin bhenchod meri gand fatt gayi.. Kaise be?? Arrey aise thodi hota hai bhenchod.. Ye kya tha?? Kaise kiya ye sab?? How is this even possible..?? Naa.. Naa.. Naa... I don't believe this.. Kaise kiya??


"Well woh tum figure out kartey rehna.. Jaldi gaadi chala ab media waale photo click karna suru karne waale hain.. "


Kon media waale be??


"Well 4 alag alag teams hain.. Ek toh saamne dekh woh.. Ek left mein opposite side road k ek piche chownk pe dekh or ek woh dekh fruits cart k pass khaddey hain.. Chal ab.."


Bhenchod.. Tujhe kaise pata?? Naaa.. Bc Therapy k toh gajab he results aarahe hainbe hell yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Mind fast horaha hai.. Kaise?? Ye mujhe bhi nahi pata but results fantastic they..


Maine gaadi aage badhaai or haweli aaya toh Bhai Babhi or Meenu bahaar lawn mein baithe dhoop sekk rahe they.. Bhai news paper padh rahe they toh maine apne mind ko or test karna theek samjha, issliye main bhai k pass gaya or unke side mein chair pe baith gaya ..


Deva-Oho aagaye sir.. Aaj nahi kiya picha??


Main-Well nahi plan successful tha..


Deva-Good.. Ye dekh newspaper mein firse Tu first page par aagaya hai lagaatar..


Main-Maheene mein 15 din main he rehta hun bhai first page pe.. Or batao kya interesting hai paper mein.. Talk to me..


Deva-Well tujhe kya sunana hai??business section mein well stocks to buy right now ye dekh ..


Main-Boring.. Ye uppar jaaenge stocks..


Deva-Well wahi newspaper waale kehrahe hain ki ye uppar jaaenge ...


Main-Yeah lekin uppar aaj aaj jaaenge uske ekdum se niche jaaenge.. Jo sabse popular stock hoga inmein se uska boss ya jo bhi hai woh resign kardega jisase stocks andha niche gireega 80%takk and market hill jaaegi paisa doob jaaega..


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai ye 3 stocks haina jo ye niche jarur jaa shakte hain but 80% takk naa.. Impossible..


Main-Dekhlena..


Deva-Ok.. ok.. Tera prediction aajkal out of the world chal raha hai toh dekhtey hain..


Main-Or batao.. Crime kya chal raha... Sabse badi crime news kya hai iss week..


Deva-Well , ye Dekh ye hai Ajay Goswami.. Jaanta hai isse??


Babhi-Isse kon nahi jaanta.. Kitana ghatiya insaan hai ye.. Kal Fansi milne waali haina isko??


Deva-Haan....


Main-Well main nahi jaanta.. Kon hai??


Deva-Ajay Goswami Pune ka ek jeweller tha or aaj se 7 maheene pehle isne 5 murder kiye they Apni biwi ka apne bhai ka apni maa ka or yahaan takk ki apne bete or beti ka.. Bachon ko bhi nahi baksha isne.. Tab Maharashtra Highcourt ne isse fansi sunaai thi or Supremecourt ne iski plea sunaney se inkaar kardiya tha kyunki sab saboot iske against they toh highcourt ki fansi ki saja iske hisse thi or kal finally woh din hai jab issko fansi sunaai jaaegi.. Kitana bada case bana tha ye , kal fansi hai isko toh aaj fir ek full page isko leke de rakha hai..


Maine bhai se paper liya..


Babhi-Finally iss darindey ko fansi milegi.. Can't wait for that..


Meenu-Yeah aise logon k sath yahi hona chahiye, bloody murderer bachon ne kya bigaada tha bhalla iska..


Babhi-Yeah.. Narak mein bhi jagah nahi milegi isko..


Main-Well bahot paap kiye honge isne jindagi mein jo narak mein jagah nahi milegi right? .


Babhi-Kya matlab bahot paap?? 5 logon ko maarna paap nahi hai?? 2 masoom bachon ko maarna paap nahi hai??


Main-Haina.. Lekin ye isne nahi kiya isne kissi ko nahi maara haan or koi paap kiye hon toh pata nahi..


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai AP saare saboot iske against hain saare k saare.. Court mein prove ho chuka hai..


Main-Or kon kehta hai jo court mein prove hogaya wahi sach hai.. Nope.. Isne kissi ko nahi maara.. Un sabko kissi or ne maara hai.. Iski maa ki age kya rahi hogi??


Deva-70 something..


Main-Toh iske biwi k lover ne maara hai unn 5on ko.. Or iske biwi ka lover issi ki jewellery shop mein kaam karta tha..Usne sabko maara or Goswami ji ko fansa diya..


Babhi-Kya baat kar raha hai AP??


Main-Theek baat kar raha hun.. Woh murderer nahi hai.. But ab kya he farak padta hai kal fansi hai uski toh who gives a fuck..


Deva-Well i give a fuck AP kya bol raha hai tu.. Agar ye innocent hai toh humara farz hai isko fansi naa mile.. Toh agar Tu sahi bol raha hai toh isse bachana hoga.. Or teri aankhon mein itana confidence dikh raha hai mujhe toh confirm tu sahi he hai.. Ab ye bata asli killer ko kaise pakkada jaaye??


Main-Mujhe kya pata..


Deva-Oh come on of course tujhe pata hai tune ek headline padhke crime solve kardiya toh tujhe ye bhi pata hai kaise pakkadna hai killer ko.. Soch..


Main-Sochna kya hai.. Shop pe kon kon kaam karta tha uss time pata karwao nahi pata chale toh Biwi ki call details nikalwao uss time ki messages etc shop ki cctv footage saved hongi police k pass uss time ki toh kahin na kahin toh milega woh killer.. Usko uthwaao or uske bank details nikalwao uske pass andha paisa hoga yaa assets honge woh kahaan se aaye woh puchne ka kaho, jweller shop pe kaam karta tha woh koi bada gangster naa hai police theek se puchegi toh sab bakk dega.. Or pakkadna or ashaan hai usko itana time hogaya abtoh tension free reh raha hoga kuch ghanto mein sab clear hojaaega.. Maharashtra mein behisaab contacts hain aapke, aap caaho toh aap bacha shaktey ho baaki aapki marji..


Deva-Bacha toh shakta hun..Tu pakka sure haina.. Kyunki agar galat hua tu toh bahot log gaali denge mujhe..


Main-Bhai I'm 10000% sure.. Kaise sure hun mujhe khud na pata but sure hun.. Baaki aapki marji..


Deva-Main karwata hun fir..


Main-Good..


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[Rohit1988]

Update-375(I Am A God?) ​

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Bahaar sabko chownka kar main andar aaya or lunch k liye baitha baaki sabka lunch hogaya tha babhi or meenu ne mere liye khaana lagaaya..


Main-Babhi aise surprised naa raho pucho kya puchna hai??


Babhi-Tujhe kaise pata??


Main-Main logon ki shakal padhleta hun.. Kya question hai?? Yahi ki maine kaise kiya bahaar woh sab?? And kya main sure hun??


Babhi-Second waala..


Main-Main pura sure hun babhi dekhlena aap.. Agar bhai ki power chali toh abhi 12:30 baje hain 3-4 baje takk asli kaatil media k saamne hoga.. I promise..


Babhi-You know ussko kitani gaaliyaan di hongi Maine..


Main-Well aapki galati nahi hai kanoon ki galati hai.. Aapne wahi samjha jo aapko dikhaya gaya.. Well main thoda aage bhi dekhleta hun mujhe shakk tabhi hogaya tha jab maine padha ki usne supremecourt mein appeal ki thi or appeal usne apni saja kam yaa fansi se bachne ki nahi ki not at all usne khudko innocent prove karne k liye ki thi isiliye reject hogayi baat saja kam karne ki hoti toh supreme court sunti jarur bhenchod terrorists ki fansi hataake ummar kaid kardi supremecourt ne toh ye toh hai he kya .. Woh caahta toh president ko chithi withi likh wikh k waise bhi bach shakta tha fansi se but usne woh raasta chunna he nahi uska motive yahi tha ki agar woh khudko innocent prove nahi kar shakta toh uske liye marrna theek hai yaani woh itana bada iljaam leke jinda nahi reh shakta matlab darpok hai woh... Bus aage fir..


Babhi-Aage kya.. ??


Main-Kuch naa.. Bus itana he dimag use karna hai mujhe sirdard karne laga.. Main rest pe hun.. Remember.. Bus final point yahi hai ki woh innocent hai..


Meenu-Itana bada case kitana uchaala gaya ye case media mein 7 maheene baad bhi bechaare ne kya kya saha hoga.. Agar woh innocent prove hogaya toh log pagal hojaaenge.


Main-Yeah i know..


Maine lunch kiya bhenchod mujhe khud na pata Maine kaise boldiya woh sab , agar main galat hua toh kasam se bahot bura hone waala hai.. But main deep down sure tha ekdum ki main galat nahi ho shakta kaise mujhe nahi pata but main sure tha..


Lunch k baad main apne room mein aaya obviously nind bhenchod aane se rahi toh main badhiya earphones lagaake bed par girr padda or wahi hua main kuch minutes se jyaada nahi so paaya, sota fir uth jaata fir sone lagta fir so jaata fir uth jaata.. Finally mujhe iss torture se bachaaya babhi ne mera door open tha toh woh andar aai..


Babhi-Jaldi niche aa..


Ye bolke babhi niche bhaag gayi, bc ab kya hua be. Ab kon aagaya.. Sans naa lene dena mujhe.. Fuckkkkk...


Ye bolke main bed se utha 4:30 baje they bhenchod 3.5 ghante se bed par ulat pulat horaha tha main.. Khair main niche aaya toh bhai babhi or Meenu hall mein tv par news dekh rahe they..


Main-Ab kya naya le aai woh Archana?? Ab toh kuch kiya bhi nahi maine..


Deva-Tera nahi hai.. Ye dekh. t. T. T. Tu haina.. Tu sachmuch ka God hai.. Main majaak nahi kar raha ,this is insane.. Kaise??? Please bhai bata dey kaise?? Pune Police Commissioner se baat hui meri Rajan Naam k shaks ko arrest kiya hai unhone Goswami murders mein tere bataaye sab clues Maine unko diye or ussi mein fans gaya woh 1.5 ghante mein toh usne accept kar liya sab.. Uska affair tha Ajay ki wife k sath, uski najar Ajay k Gold par thi issliye usne ye plan banaaya usne Ajay k mostly bade bade jewellery pieces ko fake pieces k sath replace kardiya Ajay ki puri family ko maar diya usne or Ajay ko usme fansaaya taaki uspe koi ungali naa uthaaye or Ajay k mostly assets legaya woh and bech diye Ajay k piche koi or bacha nahi tha toh kissi ko shakk takk naa hua ki kuch missing hai..


Main-Yeah pata hai mujhe.. Remember Maine he bataya tha...


Deva-Lekin yahaan baithe baithe kaise bhai?? Arrey Rajan ka toh jikar bhi nahi tha kahin pe toh tune usko kaise link kardiya?? How is this even possible?? Tujhe pata haina main bahot smart hun i have 100+ iq .. Probably smartest political leader hun india ka but main iska 10% bhi nahi kar shakta toh tune ye sab kar kaise liya?? Newspaper mein toh kuch tha bhi nahi isase related..


Main-Baadmein bataaunga itana dimag use nahi karna ek sath mujhe doctors k orders hain.. Aap toh khuss hojaao aapne ek masoom ko fansi se bacha liya..


Deva-Well Maine nahi tune..


Main-Naa.. Naa.. Maine bus crime solve kiya tha main kuch nahi karne waala tha usko leke main khud RIP bolchuka tha uske liye,kiya toh sab aapne hai..


Deva-Yeah..lekin tere bina main toh abtak news he padh raha hota..so credit tera he hai Maine Pune Commissioner ko bhi yahi bola ki tune kiya media mein wahi bolega woh taaki itana jo hate milraha hai nonstop woh kuch toh kam ho..


Main-Well thinking bahot achi thi bhai aapki but very bad idea. Ab firse main news mein uchalunga or firse Archana ji wahi topic uchaal dengi..but koi na...Good Thinking.. Unmute toh karo aapki photo dikha rahe hain..


Bhai ne TV unmute kiya..


Reporter-Ji haan Deva Choudhary he woh shaks hain jinki wajah se 200 se jyaada din baad ek masoom ko insaaf mil raha hai .Pune Commissioner Raman ji k according unhe subah 12 baje Haryana se Deva ji ki ek tip milli jo unke according unke chote bhai AP ne di thi or unhi ki tip par act karte hue Maharashtra Police ne Rajan ko arrest kiya Rajan jo uss kaali raat k baad raaton raat karodpati ban gaya tha or Pune se thodi he durr Kalyani Nagar mein reh raha tha, darshall Rajan ka affair Ajay Goswami ki biwi k sath tha unki madad se woh Ajay k gehano ko hadapna caah rahe they jiss wajah se usne ye ghinoni harkat ko anjaam diya jiss wajah se Ajay Goswami ko kal fansi di jaane waali thi.. Gorr karne waali baat ye hai ki Maharashtra Highcourt ne 2 maheene chale iss case mein CBI dawaara dikhaye gaye proofs k base pe Ajay ko fansi ki saja sunaai thi. Supremecourt ne bhi Maharashtra highcourt ki ruling ko final bataate hue case bandh kardiya tha.. Toh sawaal ye hai ki jab itane high profile case mein koi masoom fans shakta hai court k galat fainsle se toh baaki kya hota hoga?? Kyunki sabke pass aisi kismat nahi hai ki AP unko bacha lega.. Kya Maharashtra Highcourt ko isski jimmedaari leni caahiye?? Kya CBI KO?? Kya Central government ko?? Jo bhi ho agar thodi derr hoti toh hum ek masoom shaks ko khodetey lekin all thanks to AP ,Ajay Goswami ki masoomiyat sabke saamne aa gayi hai. Unhone ye kaise kiya?? Well ye toh wahi jaane, kyunki na woh pune aaye na unka Ajay se koi contact tha na unhone Case files ko dekha. Toh kya unhone Media mein aai news k base pe itana bada case solve kardiya?? Jo apne aap mein shocking hai.. Jo log AP ko nahi jaante unhe bata dun AP famous hai apne dimag ki wajah se lekin iss baar toh unhone khudko he surpass karliya hai agar humaara contact hota hai unse toh hum jarur puchenge unse ki jo CBI ki 3 teams sab sources k hotey hue bhi 2 maheene mein nahi kar paayi woh unhone kuch he minutes mein ek news k base par kaise kar diya??.. Hum lagatar unse contact karne ki koshish kar rahe hain ..


Bhai ne TV bandh kiya.


Main-Finally koi news waali ne tareef ki itane din baad.. Warna kai din hogaye tareef sune ..


Deva-Well you deserved it.. I don't know kaise kiya tune but hatsoff.. You are insane..


Main firse apne room mein aaya.. Ok bhenchod.. Ye toh sach he tha dimag kya chal raha haibe?? What the fuck..?? I mean no way main itana smart hun.. Yaa hun main?? No way.. Ye thodi hota haibe.. I mean main kuch bhi kar shakta hun toh ye kyun nahi..
Naaahhh.. Bhenchod chalte firte logon ki moutt predict kardena even moutt kaa kaaran bhi predict kardena side mein chal rahi gaadi k driver ki family history bata dena ek news headline se case solve kardena.. Naahhh.. Main khud shocked hun bc.. Hell no ye thodi hota haibe.. Kuch toh chal raha hai.. Drugs??? Bhenchod koi drugs toh nahi deraha??? No fucking way bahaar jaata kab hun jab koi drugs dega.. Hospital se ghar, ghar se hospital..
Toh kya chal raha hai bc??


Abe Tu AP hai tu kuch bhi kar shakta hai.. Remember??


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AP is great but apne khilaaf wale logo ke raham karna sahi nahi jindagi hi palat do

 

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Update-372(I'm Smart???) ​

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Maine jaan bujhke Archana ko bhaav nahi diya jisase uska attitude ekdum niche aagaya tha usse laga mujhe usase koi matlab nahi hai issliye woh bechari khud confused thi.. Main wahaan se jaane k liye mudda he tha ki woh firse bolpaddi..


Archana- Actually Hum aapse contact karna caah rahe they kuch sawaalo k jawaab k liye ki kya chal raha hai aapke sath??


Main-Hehehe.. Well waise toh bahot kuch chal raha hai mere sath but aapko bataane laayak filhaal kuch nahi chal raha..


Archana-Fir bhi log stories bana rahe hain aapke khilaaf sabki alag alag theory hai toh aapke liye better hai ki aap sabko sach bataa dein ki kya chal raha hai..


Main-Oh trust me time aane pe sabko pata chal jaaega what's happening with me.. Aap chinta naa karo..


Archana-But aapko unnecessary hate mil raha hai log baatein bana rahe hain uska kya??


Ye sunke main hansa.


Main-Archana ji pura North india mujhe jaanta hai main almost 50 crore logon k liye kaam karta hun mera only motive hai unko safe rakhna ab unn 50 crore mein se agar kuch ginne chunne log mere khilaaf hate faila rahe hain toh trust me mujhe ghanta kuch farak nahi padta.. I don't care aap kya sochte ho mere baare mein ya aapka channel kya sochta hai mere baare mein ya opposition kya sochta hai mere baare mein I really don't care, jabtak logon ka pyar or aashirwad mere sath hai tabtak mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..


Archana-Wow.. What a unique way to live.. Yahi baat agar aap humaare channel par aake bolte toh sab haters ka narrative badal jaata aapko leke or woh bhi aapke fan hojaate..


Main-Ohh no no yahi toh nahi caahiye see life mein haters hona bahot jaruri hai, kya haina love hate ka balance bana rehna caahiye, life mein interest bana rehta hai.. Haters ki bhi jarurat hoti hai life mein..


Archana-See aapka ek ek sentence properly worded hota hai.. That's why main keh rahi hun humare show pe aake sab clear kijiye..


Main-Hehehe.. Archana ji jaisa SI sahaab ne kaha ki surely aapka channel crores kama gaya hoga mere naam se but still aapka channel mujhe afford nahi kar shakta. Trust me jab time hoga aapke channel pe aane ka tab main khud aajaaunga..


Ye baat archana ko dil pe lagi kyunki usse bada proud tha apne show pe.. Woh kuch seconds toh mujhe ghurti rahi ..


Archana-Iska matlab aap kuch chuppa rahe hain..


Main-Sure agar aapko ye lagta hai toh ye sahi..


Archana-Mere lagne se ya na lagne se kuch nahi hota AP tum jiss hisaab se proofs derahe ho pakka kuch chal raha hai and trust me tum interview do ya na do main pata laga lungi..


Main-Hehehe.. Kaise picha karke photo khinch -2 k??


Archana-Yes.. Logon ko hakk hai sach jaananey ka unhe bhi toh pata chale unke saviour k sath kya chal raha hai.. Or woh sach main unke saamne laake rahungi caahe kuch bhi ho jaaye..


Main-Sure.. By the way main aapko warn kardun pehle he mera picha karna bahot dangerous ho shakta hai aapke liye..


Archana-Aapki dhamkiyon se nahi darne waali main.. Tum caahe kitane he powerful ho yahaan pe sach ko bahaar aane se koi nahi roukk shakta..


Main-Sure.. Main ye nahi keh raha hun ki tumhe mujhse darrna caahiye, I don't care tumhari jo marji woh chala shakti ho tum mere against I don't mind even main permission deta hun tumhe kuch bhi chalao , main ye samjha raha hun ki meri life ek roller coaster ride ki tarah hai jisme khatra harr second bana he rehta hai mujhe bhi or mere aas pass waalon ka bhi uska dhyaan rakho ye keh raha hun main.. Warna trust me mujhe tumhe dhamki dene ka koi shokk nahi hai mujhe toh theek se pata bhi nahi ki kya kiya hai tumne but mujhe koi problem nahi hai jo bhi kiya ho , mujhe pata hai news ka ,ye karo gi tabhi toh news chalegi i understand business I don't mind.. Or haan rahi baat sach ko bahaar aane se Roukane ki toh bahaar aane ko kuch hai he nahi warna main toh yahaan hawa ko roukk dun sach kya cheej hai.. Bus ye dhyaan rakhna ki mere kissi task k bichmein naa aao.. Good bye and good luck..


Ye bolke main wahaan se chal padda ab jaake thodi frustration kam hui bc iska attitude jhaad diya maine.. Fuck her.. Kand bhi kardiya mera naam bhi nahi aaya..Main parking mein aaya or gaadi unlock ki he thi maine ki ek gaadi dikhi mujhe jisme 2 bandey baithey they ek male ek female.. Main seedha unke pass gaya or unki window knock ki maine toh unhone apna mirror niche kiya..


Ladka-Yes...


Main-Kya caahiye be??pics click karni hain?? Yele karle..


Ladka-Kehna kya caah rahe ho aap??


Main-Konse news channel se ho??


Ladka-Main kissi news channel se nahi hun..


Main-Tera pata haibe madam se pucha konse channel se ho?? Tera pata hai mujhe tu local hai guide hai isne tujhe paise diye yahaan leke aane k liye tune kardiya ....


Ladki-Excuse me??


Main-Oye bata isko mujhe befaltu bakchodi pasand nahi hain..


Ladka-Babab.. Bhai.. Kasam se maine isko bahot samjhaya lekin ye nahi maani.. Aapki kasam bhai.. Bhai maaf kardo bhai majboor tha.. Biwi bacchon waala aadmi hun bhai.. Isne bola tha bus photo khinchani hain isko, kissi ko pata bhi nahi chalega..


Main-Too bad mujhe pata chal gaya.. Darr matt bhai mujhe koi problem nahi hai bus ye rojj kaa kaam matt bana lena yahaan aana..


Ladka-Main kabhi nahi aaunga bhai..


Ladki-Lekin kaise??


Main-Kya kaise??


Ladki-Tumhe kaise pata chala main reporter hun?? Or yahaan takk ki ye local hai or isko paise deke yahaan takk laai hun main..


Main-Well i can read people.. Goodbye..


Maine usse boltoh diya but mujhe khud theek se pata nahi tha unko kaise pakkad liya maine or woh bhi itane details mein?? Bhenchod mind kuch jyaada he khullne laga hai..


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Update-373(Solving A Crime? ) ​

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Main gaadi mein baithke haweli k liye nikala but raaste mein main yahi soch raha tha ki bhenchod chal kya raha hai mere dimag k sath.. Itana tej mera mind kabhi nahi tha.. Kya ye Therapy k results hain?? Yaa ye mind ki use naa karne ka nateeja hai jo woh khaali baitha baitha fast horaha hai?? Kuch toh reason hai bc.. Like main feel kar paa raha tha itana fast tha mera mind.. Mere aaju baaju chalte logon ko predict kar paa raha tha main.. Like. Rukk.. Rukk.. Ye side mein jo Creta gaadi mein couple hai uske baare mein bata kuch..


Lekin mind se koi jawaab nahi aaya.. Bc ab proof karne ki baat aai toh dead hogaya lawde.. Sawaal ka jawaab dey..


"Well sawaal he galat hai tera woh couple nahi hai bhai behan hain.. Shaadi ki shopping karke aarahe hain, jewellery shopping.. Ladki ki shaadi hai.. Ladke ki ho chuki hai shaadi.. Ek ladka hai iska 4-6 saal kaa iski biwi bimaar hai... Love marriage hone waali hai ladki ki.. "


Ye sunke maine bhenchod turant road k bichmein he break maardi.. Bhenchod .. Kuch bhi.. Kuch bhi?? Kuch bhi?? Aji lund..


"Jaa viswaash na hai toh puch le.."


Woh toh main puchunga he dalle.. Teri juth abhi nikaal deta hun.. Bhenchod kuch bhi bakk dega..


Maine gaadi chalaai Or uss creta k side mein lagaake apna mirror down karke unhe awaaj di unhone mujhe pehchan liya or ulta wave kiya mujhe maine unhe gaadi Roukane ko kaha toh unhone side mein gaadi lagaai or maine unke piche gaadi roukki main uttara gaadi se udhar se woh aadmi uttara or hath jodke meri taraf aaya.


Aadmi-Parnaam Bhai.. Kaise ho bhai?? Koi galati hogayi kya bhai??


Main-Arrey naa naa.. Main jarra curious tha.. Woh behanji hain jo tumhare sath woh tumhari behan hai kya??


Aadmi-Ji.. Ji..


Main-Uski shaadi hai??


Aadmi-Ji.. Bhai.. Next week..


Main-Love marriage??


Aadmi-Hanji.. Ji..


Main-Jwellery shopping karke aarahe ho tumlog??


Aadmi-Jjj.. Ji.. Bhai.. B. Lekin aapko kaise pata bhai?? Koi problem hai kya??


Main-Arrey not at all bhai main predict kar raha tha tumhe dekh k tumhare baare mein.. Mind test you know.. Teri shaadi hogayi right?? Beta hai?? 5-6 ka?


Aadmi-Ji bhai 5 saal kaa.. Bang on.. Kaise pata aapko??


Main-Teri wife bimaar hai??


Aadmi-Nahi bhai.. Actually haan woh actually pregnant hain 9th month chal raha hai..


Main-Maanta haina??


Aadmi-Ji.. Bilkul.. Lekin.. Kaise???


Main-Well.. Woh chhod. Best of luck.. Behan k liye bhi Or aane waale bache k liye bhi..


Aadmi-Thanks bhai.. Thanks a lot..


Main uske saamne cool banke waapis gaadi mein aake baith toh gaya lekin bhenchod meri gand fatt gayi.. Kaise be?? Arrey aise thodi hota hai bhenchod.. Ye kya tha?? Kaise kiya ye sab?? How is this even possible..?? Naa.. Naa.. Naa... I don't believe this.. Kaise kiya??


"Well woh tum figure out kartey rehna.. Jaldi gaadi chala ab media waale photo click karna suru karne waale hain.. "


Kon media waale be??


"Well 4 alag alag teams hain.. Ek toh saamne dekh woh.. Ek left mein opposite side road k ek piche chownk pe dekh or ek woh dekh fruits cart k pass khaddey hain.. Chal ab.."


Bhenchod.. Tujhe kaise pata?? Naaa.. Bc Therapy k toh gajab he results aarahe hainbe hell yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Mind fast horaha hai.. Kaise?? Ye mujhe bhi nahi pata but results fantastic they..


Maine gaadi aage badhaai or haweli aaya toh Bhai Babhi or Meenu bahaar lawn mein baithe dhoop sekk rahe they.. Bhai news paper padh rahe they toh maine apne mind ko or test karna theek samjha, issliye main bhai k pass gaya or unke side mein chair pe baith gaya ..


Deva-Oho aagaye sir.. Aaj nahi kiya picha??


Main-Well nahi plan successful tha..


Deva-Good.. Ye dekh newspaper mein firse Tu first page par aagaya hai lagaatar..


Main-Maheene mein 15 din main he rehta hun bhai first page pe.. Or batao kya interesting hai paper mein.. Talk to me..


Deva-Well tujhe kya sunana hai??business section mein well stocks to buy right now ye dekh ..


Main-Boring.. Ye uppar jaaenge stocks..


Deva-Well wahi newspaper waale kehrahe hain ki ye uppar jaaenge ...


Main-Yeah lekin uppar aaj aaj jaaenge uske ekdum se niche jaaenge.. Jo sabse popular stock hoga inmein se uska boss ya jo bhi hai woh resign kardega jisase stocks andha niche gireega 80%takk and market hill jaaegi paisa doob jaaega..


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai ye 3 stocks haina jo ye niche jarur jaa shakte hain but 80% takk naa.. Impossible..


Main-Dekhlena..


Deva-Ok.. ok.. Tera prediction aajkal out of the world chal raha hai toh dekhtey hain..


Main-Or batao.. Crime kya chal raha... Sabse badi crime news kya hai iss week..


Deva-Well , ye Dekh ye hai Ajay Goswami.. Jaanta hai isse??


Babhi-Isse kon nahi jaanta.. Kitana ghatiya insaan hai ye.. Kal Fansi milne waali haina isko??


Deva-Haan....


Main-Well main nahi jaanta.. Kon hai??


Deva-Ajay Goswami Pune ka ek jeweller tha or aaj se 7 maheene pehle isne 5 murder kiye they Apni biwi ka apne bhai ka apni maa ka or yahaan takk ki apne bete or beti ka.. Bachon ko bhi nahi baksha isne.. Tab Maharashtra Highcourt ne isse fansi sunaai thi or Supremecourt ne iski plea sunaney se inkaar kardiya tha kyunki sab saboot iske against they toh highcourt ki fansi ki saja iske hisse thi or kal finally woh din hai jab issko fansi sunaai jaaegi.. Kitana bada case bana tha ye , kal fansi hai isko toh aaj fir ek full page isko leke de rakha hai..


Maine bhai se paper liya..


Babhi-Finally iss darindey ko fansi milegi.. Can't wait for that..


Meenu-Yeah aise logon k sath yahi hona chahiye, bloody murderer bachon ne kya bigaada tha bhalla iska..


Babhi-Yeah.. Narak mein bhi jagah nahi milegi isko..


Main-Well bahot paap kiye honge isne jindagi mein jo narak mein jagah nahi milegi right? .


Babhi-Kya matlab bahot paap?? 5 logon ko maarna paap nahi hai?? 2 masoom bachon ko maarna paap nahi hai??


Main-Haina.. Lekin ye isne nahi kiya isne kissi ko nahi maara haan or koi paap kiye hon toh pata nahi..


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai AP saare saboot iske against hain saare k saare.. Court mein prove ho chuka hai..


Main-Or kon kehta hai jo court mein prove hogaya wahi sach hai.. Nope.. Isne kissi ko nahi maara.. Un sabko kissi or ne maara hai.. Iski maa ki age kya rahi hogi??


Deva-70 something..


Main-Toh iske biwi k lover ne maara hai unn 5on ko.. Or iske biwi ka lover issi ki jewellery shop mein kaam karta tha..Usne sabko maara or Goswami ji ko fansa diya..


Babhi-Kya baat kar raha hai AP??


Main-Theek baat kar raha hun.. Woh murderer nahi hai.. But ab kya he farak padta hai kal fansi hai uski toh who gives a fuck..


Deva-Well i give a fuck AP kya bol raha hai tu.. Agar ye innocent hai toh humara farz hai isko fansi naa mile.. Toh agar Tu sahi bol raha hai toh isse bachana hoga.. Or teri aankhon mein itana confidence dikh raha hai mujhe toh confirm tu sahi he hai.. Ab ye bata asli killer ko kaise pakkada jaaye??


Main-Mujhe kya pata..


Deva-Oh come on of course tujhe pata hai tune ek headline padhke crime solve kardiya toh tujhe ye bhi pata hai kaise pakkadna hai killer ko.. Soch..


Main-Sochna kya hai.. Shop pe kon kon kaam karta tha uss time pata karwao nahi pata chale toh Biwi ki call details nikalwao uss time ki messages etc shop ki cctv footage saved hongi police k pass uss time ki toh kahin na kahin toh milega woh killer.. Usko uthwaao or uske bank details nikalwao uske pass andha paisa hoga yaa assets honge woh kahaan se aaye woh puchne ka kaho, jweller shop pe kaam karta tha woh koi bada gangster naa hai police theek se puchegi toh sab bakk dega.. Or pakkadna or ashaan hai usko itana time hogaya abtoh tension free reh raha hoga kuch ghanto mein sab clear hojaaega.. Maharashtra mein behisaab contacts hain aapke, aap caaho toh aap bacha shaktey ho baaki aapki marji..


Deva-Bacha toh shakta hun..Tu pakka sure haina.. Kyunki agar galat hua tu toh bahot log gaali denge mujhe..


Main-Bhai I'm 10000% sure.. Kaise sure hun mujhe khud na pata but sure hun.. Baaki aapki marji..


Deva-Main karwata hun fir..


Main-Good..


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Update-375(I Am A God?) ​

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Bahaar sabko chownka kar main andar aaya or lunch k liye baitha baaki sabka lunch hogaya tha babhi or meenu ne mere liye khaana lagaaya..


Main-Babhi aise surprised naa raho pucho kya puchna hai??


Babhi-Tujhe kaise pata??


Main-Main logon ki shakal padhleta hun.. Kya question hai?? Yahi ki maine kaise kiya bahaar woh sab?? And kya main sure hun??


Babhi-Second waala..


Main-Main pura sure hun babhi dekhlena aap.. Agar bhai ki power chali toh abhi 12:30 baje hain 3-4 baje takk asli kaatil media k saamne hoga.. I promise..


Babhi-You know ussko kitani gaaliyaan di hongi Maine..


Main-Well aapki galati nahi hai kanoon ki galati hai.. Aapne wahi samjha jo aapko dikhaya gaya.. Well main thoda aage bhi dekhleta hun mujhe shakk tabhi hogaya tha jab maine padha ki usne supremecourt mein appeal ki thi or appeal usne apni saja kam yaa fansi se bachne ki nahi ki not at all usne khudko innocent prove karne k liye ki thi isiliye reject hogayi baat saja kam karne ki hoti toh supreme court sunti jarur bhenchod terrorists ki fansi hataake ummar kaid kardi supremecourt ne toh ye toh hai he kya .. Woh caahta toh president ko chithi withi likh wikh k waise bhi bach shakta tha fansi se but usne woh raasta chunna he nahi uska motive yahi tha ki agar woh khudko innocent prove nahi kar shakta toh uske liye marrna theek hai yaani woh itana bada iljaam leke jinda nahi reh shakta matlab darpok hai woh... Bus aage fir..


Babhi-Aage kya.. ??


Main-Kuch naa.. Bus itana he dimag use karna hai mujhe sirdard karne laga.. Main rest pe hun.. Remember.. Bus final point yahi hai ki woh innocent hai..


Meenu-Itana bada case kitana uchaala gaya ye case media mein 7 maheene baad bhi bechaare ne kya kya saha hoga.. Agar woh innocent prove hogaya toh log pagal hojaaenge.


Main-Yeah i know..


Maine lunch kiya bhenchod mujhe khud na pata Maine kaise boldiya woh sab , agar main galat hua toh kasam se bahot bura hone waala hai.. But main deep down sure tha ekdum ki main galat nahi ho shakta kaise mujhe nahi pata but main sure tha..


Lunch k baad main apne room mein aaya obviously nind bhenchod aane se rahi toh main badhiya earphones lagaake bed par girr padda or wahi hua main kuch minutes se jyaada nahi so paaya, sota fir uth jaata fir sone lagta fir so jaata fir uth jaata.. Finally mujhe iss torture se bachaaya babhi ne mera door open tha toh woh andar aai..


Babhi-Jaldi niche aa..


Ye bolke babhi niche bhaag gayi, bc ab kya hua be. Ab kon aagaya.. Sans naa lene dena mujhe.. Fuckkkkk...


Ye bolke main bed se utha 4:30 baje they bhenchod 3.5 ghante se bed par ulat pulat horaha tha main.. Khair main niche aaya toh bhai babhi or Meenu hall mein tv par news dekh rahe they..


Main-Ab kya naya le aai woh Archana?? Ab toh kuch kiya bhi nahi maine..


Deva-Tera nahi hai.. Ye dekh. t. T. T. Tu haina.. Tu sachmuch ka God hai.. Main majaak nahi kar raha ,this is insane.. Kaise??? Please bhai bata dey kaise?? Pune Police Commissioner se baat hui meri Rajan Naam k shaks ko arrest kiya hai unhone Goswami murders mein tere bataaye sab clues Maine unko diye or ussi mein fans gaya woh 1.5 ghante mein toh usne accept kar liya sab.. Uska affair tha Ajay ki wife k sath, uski najar Ajay k Gold par thi issliye usne ye plan banaaya usne Ajay k mostly bade bade jewellery pieces ko fake pieces k sath replace kardiya Ajay ki puri family ko maar diya usne or Ajay ko usme fansaaya taaki uspe koi ungali naa uthaaye or Ajay k mostly assets legaya woh and bech diye Ajay k piche koi or bacha nahi tha toh kissi ko shakk takk naa hua ki kuch missing hai..


Main-Yeah pata hai mujhe.. Remember Maine he bataya tha...


Deva-Lekin yahaan baithe baithe kaise bhai?? Arrey Rajan ka toh jikar bhi nahi tha kahin pe toh tune usko kaise link kardiya?? How is this even possible?? Tujhe pata haina main bahot smart hun i have 100+ iq .. Probably smartest political leader hun india ka but main iska 10% bhi nahi kar shakta toh tune ye sab kar kaise liya?? Newspaper mein toh kuch tha bhi nahi isase related..


Main-Baadmein bataaunga itana dimag use nahi karna ek sath mujhe doctors k orders hain.. Aap toh khuss hojaao aapne ek masoom ko fansi se bacha liya..


Deva-Well Maine nahi tune..


Main-Naa.. Naa.. Maine bus crime solve kiya tha main kuch nahi karne waala tha usko leke main khud RIP bolchuka tha uske liye,kiya toh sab aapne hai..


Deva-Yeah..lekin tere bina main toh abtak news he padh raha hota..so credit tera he hai Maine Pune Commissioner ko bhi yahi bola ki tune kiya media mein wahi bolega woh taaki itana jo hate milraha hai nonstop woh kuch toh kam ho..


Main-Well thinking bahot achi thi bhai aapki but very bad idea. Ab firse main news mein uchalunga or firse Archana ji wahi topic uchaal dengi..but koi na...Good Thinking.. Unmute toh karo aapki photo dikha rahe hain..


Bhai ne TV unmute kiya..


Reporter-Ji haan Deva Choudhary he woh shaks hain jinki wajah se 200 se jyaada din baad ek masoom ko insaaf mil raha hai .Pune Commissioner Raman ji k according unhe subah 12 baje Haryana se Deva ji ki ek tip milli jo unke according unke chote bhai AP ne di thi or unhi ki tip par act karte hue Maharashtra Police ne Rajan ko arrest kiya Rajan jo uss kaali raat k baad raaton raat karodpati ban gaya tha or Pune se thodi he durr Kalyani Nagar mein reh raha tha, darshall Rajan ka affair Ajay Goswami ki biwi k sath tha unki madad se woh Ajay k gehano ko hadapna caah rahe they jiss wajah se usne ye ghinoni harkat ko anjaam diya jiss wajah se Ajay Goswami ko kal fansi di jaane waali thi.. Gorr karne waali baat ye hai ki Maharashtra Highcourt ne 2 maheene chale iss case mein CBI dawaara dikhaye gaye proofs k base pe Ajay ko fansi ki saja sunaai thi. Supremecourt ne bhi Maharashtra highcourt ki ruling ko final bataate hue case bandh kardiya tha.. Toh sawaal ye hai ki jab itane high profile case mein koi masoom fans shakta hai court k galat fainsle se toh baaki kya hota hoga?? Kyunki sabke pass aisi kismat nahi hai ki AP unko bacha lega.. Kya Maharashtra Highcourt ko isski jimmedaari leni caahiye?? Kya CBI KO?? Kya Central government ko?? Jo bhi ho agar thodi derr hoti toh hum ek masoom shaks ko khodetey lekin all thanks to AP ,Ajay Goswami ki masoomiyat sabke saamne aa gayi hai. Unhone ye kaise kiya?? Well ye toh wahi jaane, kyunki na woh pune aaye na unka Ajay se koi contact tha na unhone Case files ko dekha. Toh kya unhone Media mein aai news k base pe itana bada case solve kardiya?? Jo apne aap mein shocking hai.. Jo log AP ko nahi jaante unhe bata dun AP famous hai apne dimag ki wajah se lekin iss baar toh unhone khudko he surpass karliya hai agar humaara contact hota hai unse toh hum jarur puchenge unse ki jo CBI ki 3 teams sab sources k hotey hue bhi 2 maheene mein nahi kar paayi woh unhone kuch he minutes mein ek news k base par kaise kar diya??.. Hum lagatar unse contact karne ki koshish kar rahe hain ..


Bhai ne TV bandh kiya.


Main-Finally koi news waali ne tareef ki itane din baad.. Warna kai din hogaye tareef sune ..


Deva-Well you deserved it.. I don't know kaise kiya tune but hatsoff.. You are insane..


Main firse apne room mein aaya.. Ok bhenchod.. Ye toh sach he tha dimag kya chal raha haibe?? What the fuck..?? I mean no way main itana smart hun.. Yaa hun main?? No way.. Ye thodi hota haibe.. I mean main kuch bhi kar shakta hun toh ye kyun nahi..
Naaahhh.. Bhenchod chalte firte logon ki moutt predict kardena even moutt kaa kaaran bhi predict kardena side mein chal rahi gaadi k driver ki family history bata dena ek news headline se case solve kardena.. Naahhh.. Main khud shocked hun bc.. Hell no ye thodi hota haibe.. Kuch toh chal raha hai.. Drugs??? Bhenchod koi drugs toh nahi deraha??? No fucking way bahaar jaata kab hun jab koi drugs dega.. Hospital se ghar, ghar se hospital..
Toh kya chal raha hai bc??


Abe Tu AP hai tu kuch bhi kar shakta hai.. Remember??


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Are Bhai kya hi dimag chalaya hai treatment ne pura system hi hila diya kuch hi second me super update Bhai

 

[rAge K]

Awesome updates AP bhai

 

[Nadan Dill]

Nice update bhaii par kar Maza Aya gya ab new update ka intazar ha

Mara khayal sa ap ko headquarters ka chakra Laga AYANA chaiea is ka us ka dimagh ka be pata chal jaya ga or help kid ko chaiea wo be pata chal jaya ga

 

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Update-372(I'm Smart???) ​

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Maine jaan bujhke Archana ko bhaav nahi diya jisase uska attitude ekdum niche aagaya tha usse laga mujhe usase koi matlab nahi hai issliye woh bechari khud confused thi.. Main wahaan se jaane k liye mudda he tha ki woh firse bolpaddi..


Archana- Actually Hum aapse contact karna caah rahe they kuch sawaalo k jawaab k liye ki kya chal raha hai aapke sath??


Main-Hehehe.. Well waise toh bahot kuch chal raha hai mere sath but aapko bataane laayak filhaal kuch nahi chal raha..


Archana-Fir bhi log stories bana rahe hain aapke khilaaf sabki alag alag theory hai toh aapke liye better hai ki aap sabko sach bataa dein ki kya chal raha hai..


Main-Oh trust me time aane pe sabko pata chal jaaega what's happening with me.. Aap chinta naa karo..


Archana-But aapko unnecessary hate mil raha hai log baatein bana rahe hain uska kya??


Ye sunke main hansa.


Main-Archana ji pura North india mujhe jaanta hai main almost 50 crore logon k liye kaam karta hun mera only motive hai unko safe rakhna ab unn 50 crore mein se agar kuch ginne chunne log mere khilaaf hate faila rahe hain toh trust me mujhe ghanta kuch farak nahi padta.. I don't care aap kya sochte ho mere baare mein ya aapka channel kya sochta hai mere baare mein ya opposition kya sochta hai mere baare mein I really don't care, jabtak logon ka pyar or aashirwad mere sath hai tabtak mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta..


Archana-Wow.. What a unique way to live.. Yahi baat agar aap humaare channel par aake bolte toh sab haters ka narrative badal jaata aapko leke or woh bhi aapke fan hojaate..


Main-Ohh no no yahi toh nahi caahiye see life mein haters hona bahot jaruri hai, kya haina love hate ka balance bana rehna caahiye, life mein interest bana rehta hai.. Haters ki bhi jarurat hoti hai life mein..


Archana-See aapka ek ek sentence properly worded hota hai.. That's why main keh rahi hun humare show pe aake sab clear kijiye..


Main-Hehehe.. Archana ji jaisa SI sahaab ne kaha ki surely aapka channel crores kama gaya hoga mere naam se but still aapka channel mujhe afford nahi kar shakta. Trust me jab time hoga aapke channel pe aane ka tab main khud aajaaunga..


Ye baat archana ko dil pe lagi kyunki usse bada proud tha apne show pe.. Woh kuch seconds toh mujhe ghurti rahi ..


Archana-Iska matlab aap kuch chuppa rahe hain..


Main-Sure agar aapko ye lagta hai toh ye sahi..


Archana-Mere lagne se ya na lagne se kuch nahi hota AP tum jiss hisaab se proofs derahe ho pakka kuch chal raha hai and trust me tum interview do ya na do main pata laga lungi..


Main-Hehehe.. Kaise picha karke photo khinch -2 k??


Archana-Yes.. Logon ko hakk hai sach jaananey ka unhe bhi toh pata chale unke saviour k sath kya chal raha hai.. Or woh sach main unke saamne laake rahungi caahe kuch bhi ho jaaye..


Main-Sure.. By the way main aapko warn kardun pehle he mera picha karna bahot dangerous ho shakta hai aapke liye..


Archana-Aapki dhamkiyon se nahi darne waali main.. Tum caahe kitane he powerful ho yahaan pe sach ko bahaar aane se koi nahi roukk shakta..


Main-Sure.. Main ye nahi keh raha hun ki tumhe mujhse darrna caahiye, I don't care tumhari jo marji woh chala shakti ho tum mere against I don't mind even main permission deta hun tumhe kuch bhi chalao , main ye samjha raha hun ki meri life ek roller coaster ride ki tarah hai jisme khatra harr second bana he rehta hai mujhe bhi or mere aas pass waalon ka bhi uska dhyaan rakho ye keh raha hun main.. Warna trust me mujhe tumhe dhamki dene ka koi shokk nahi hai mujhe toh theek se pata bhi nahi ki kya kiya hai tumne but mujhe koi problem nahi hai jo bhi kiya ho , mujhe pata hai news ka ,ye karo gi tabhi toh news chalegi i understand business I don't mind.. Or haan rahi baat sach ko bahaar aane se Roukane ki toh bahaar aane ko kuch hai he nahi warna main toh yahaan hawa ko roukk dun sach kya cheej hai.. Bus ye dhyaan rakhna ki mere kissi task k bichmein naa aao.. Good bye and good luck..


Ye bolke main wahaan se chal padda ab jaake thodi frustration kam hui bc iska attitude jhaad diya maine.. Fuck her.. Kand bhi kardiya mera naam bhi nahi aaya..Main parking mein aaya or gaadi unlock ki he thi maine ki ek gaadi dikhi mujhe jisme 2 bandey baithey they ek male ek female.. Main seedha unke pass gaya or unki window knock ki maine toh unhone apna mirror niche kiya..


Ladka-Yes...


Main-Kya caahiye be??pics click karni hain?? Yele karle..


Ladka-Kehna kya caah rahe ho aap??


Main-Konse news channel se ho??


Ladka-Main kissi news channel se nahi hun..


Main-Tera pata haibe madam se pucha konse channel se ho?? Tera pata hai mujhe tu local hai guide hai isne tujhe paise diye yahaan leke aane k liye tune kardiya ....


Ladki-Excuse me??


Main-Oye bata isko mujhe befaltu bakchodi pasand nahi hain..


Ladka-Babab.. Bhai.. Kasam se maine isko bahot samjhaya lekin ye nahi maani.. Aapki kasam bhai.. Bhai maaf kardo bhai majboor tha.. Biwi bacchon waala aadmi hun bhai.. Isne bola tha bus photo khinchani hain isko, kissi ko pata bhi nahi chalega..


Main-Too bad mujhe pata chal gaya.. Darr matt bhai mujhe koi problem nahi hai bus ye rojj kaa kaam matt bana lena yahaan aana..


Ladka-Main kabhi nahi aaunga bhai..


Ladki-Lekin kaise??


Main-Kya kaise??


Ladki-Tumhe kaise pata chala main reporter hun?? Or yahaan takk ki ye local hai or isko paise deke yahaan takk laai hun main..


Main-Well i can read people.. Goodbye..


Maine usse boltoh diya but mujhe khud theek se pata nahi tha unko kaise pakkad liya maine or woh bhi itane details mein?? Bhenchod mind kuch jyaada he khullne laga hai..


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Main gaadi mein baithke haweli k liye nikala but raaste mein main yahi soch raha tha ki bhenchod chal kya raha hai mere dimag k sath.. Itana tej mera mind kabhi nahi tha.. Kya ye Therapy k results hain?? Yaa ye mind ki use naa karne ka nateeja hai jo woh khaali baitha baitha fast horaha hai?? Kuch toh reason hai bc.. Like main feel kar paa raha tha itana fast tha mera mind.. Mere aaju baaju chalte logon ko predict kar paa raha tha main.. Like. Rukk.. Rukk.. Ye side mein jo Creta gaadi mein couple hai uske baare mein bata kuch..


Lekin mind se koi jawaab nahi aaya.. Bc ab proof karne ki baat aai toh dead hogaya lawde.. Sawaal ka jawaab dey..


"Well sawaal he galat hai tera woh couple nahi hai bhai behan hain.. Shaadi ki shopping karke aarahe hain, jewellery shopping.. Ladki ki shaadi hai.. Ladke ki ho chuki hai shaadi.. Ek ladka hai iska 4-6 saal kaa iski biwi bimaar hai... Love marriage hone waali hai ladki ki.. "


Ye sunke maine bhenchod turant road k bichmein he break maardi.. Bhenchod .. Kuch bhi.. Kuch bhi?? Kuch bhi?? Aji lund..


"Jaa viswaash na hai toh puch le.."


Woh toh main puchunga he dalle.. Teri juth abhi nikaal deta hun.. Bhenchod kuch bhi bakk dega..


Maine gaadi chalaai Or uss creta k side mein lagaake apna mirror down karke unhe awaaj di unhone mujhe pehchan liya or ulta wave kiya mujhe maine unhe gaadi Roukane ko kaha toh unhone side mein gaadi lagaai or maine unke piche gaadi roukki main uttara gaadi se udhar se woh aadmi uttara or hath jodke meri taraf aaya.


Aadmi-Parnaam Bhai.. Kaise ho bhai?? Koi galati hogayi kya bhai??


Main-Arrey naa naa.. Main jarra curious tha.. Woh behanji hain jo tumhare sath woh tumhari behan hai kya??


Aadmi-Ji.. Ji..


Main-Uski shaadi hai??


Aadmi-Ji.. Bhai.. Next week..


Main-Love marriage??


Aadmi-Hanji.. Ji..


Main-Jwellery shopping karke aarahe ho tumlog??


Aadmi-Jjj.. Ji.. Bhai.. B. Lekin aapko kaise pata bhai?? Koi problem hai kya??


Main-Arrey not at all bhai main predict kar raha tha tumhe dekh k tumhare baare mein.. Mind test you know.. Teri shaadi hogayi right?? Beta hai?? 5-6 ka?


Aadmi-Ji bhai 5 saal kaa.. Bang on.. Kaise pata aapko??


Main-Teri wife bimaar hai??


Aadmi-Nahi bhai.. Actually haan woh actually pregnant hain 9th month chal raha hai..


Main-Maanta haina??


Aadmi-Ji.. Bilkul.. Lekin.. Kaise???


Main-Well.. Woh chhod. Best of luck.. Behan k liye bhi Or aane waale bache k liye bhi..


Aadmi-Thanks bhai.. Thanks a lot..


Main uske saamne cool banke waapis gaadi mein aake baith toh gaya lekin bhenchod meri gand fatt gayi.. Kaise be?? Arrey aise thodi hota hai bhenchod.. Ye kya tha?? Kaise kiya ye sab?? How is this even possible..?? Naa.. Naa.. Naa... I don't believe this.. Kaise kiya??


"Well woh tum figure out kartey rehna.. Jaldi gaadi chala ab media waale photo click karna suru karne waale hain.. "


Kon media waale be??


"Well 4 alag alag teams hain.. Ek toh saamne dekh woh.. Ek left mein opposite side road k ek piche chownk pe dekh or ek woh dekh fruits cart k pass khaddey hain.. Chal ab.."


Bhenchod.. Tujhe kaise pata?? Naaa.. Bc Therapy k toh gajab he results aarahe hainbe hell yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Mind fast horaha hai.. Kaise?? Ye mujhe bhi nahi pata but results fantastic they..


Maine gaadi aage badhaai or haweli aaya toh Bhai Babhi or Meenu bahaar lawn mein baithe dhoop sekk rahe they.. Bhai news paper padh rahe they toh maine apne mind ko or test karna theek samjha, issliye main bhai k pass gaya or unke side mein chair pe baith gaya ..


Deva-Oho aagaye sir.. Aaj nahi kiya picha??


Main-Well nahi plan successful tha..


Deva-Good.. Ye dekh newspaper mein firse Tu first page par aagaya hai lagaatar..


Main-Maheene mein 15 din main he rehta hun bhai first page pe.. Or batao kya interesting hai paper mein.. Talk to me..


Deva-Well tujhe kya sunana hai??business section mein well stocks to buy right now ye dekh ..


Main-Boring.. Ye uppar jaaenge stocks..


Deva-Well wahi newspaper waale kehrahe hain ki ye uppar jaaenge ...


Main-Yeah lekin uppar aaj aaj jaaenge uske ekdum se niche jaaenge.. Jo sabse popular stock hoga inmein se uska boss ya jo bhi hai woh resign kardega jisase stocks andha niche gireega 80%takk and market hill jaaegi paisa doob jaaega..


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai ye 3 stocks haina jo ye niche jarur jaa shakte hain but 80% takk naa.. Impossible..


Main-Dekhlena..


Deva-Ok.. ok.. Tera prediction aajkal out of the world chal raha hai toh dekhtey hain..


Main-Or batao.. Crime kya chal raha... Sabse badi crime news kya hai iss week..


Deva-Well , ye Dekh ye hai Ajay Goswami.. Jaanta hai isse??


Babhi-Isse kon nahi jaanta.. Kitana ghatiya insaan hai ye.. Kal Fansi milne waali haina isko??


Deva-Haan....


Main-Well main nahi jaanta.. Kon hai??


Deva-Ajay Goswami Pune ka ek jeweller tha or aaj se 7 maheene pehle isne 5 murder kiye they Apni biwi ka apne bhai ka apni maa ka or yahaan takk ki apne bete or beti ka.. Bachon ko bhi nahi baksha isne.. Tab Maharashtra Highcourt ne isse fansi sunaai thi or Supremecourt ne iski plea sunaney se inkaar kardiya tha kyunki sab saboot iske against they toh highcourt ki fansi ki saja iske hisse thi or kal finally woh din hai jab issko fansi sunaai jaaegi.. Kitana bada case bana tha ye , kal fansi hai isko toh aaj fir ek full page isko leke de rakha hai..


Maine bhai se paper liya..


Babhi-Finally iss darindey ko fansi milegi.. Can't wait for that..


Meenu-Yeah aise logon k sath yahi hona chahiye, bloody murderer bachon ne kya bigaada tha bhalla iska..


Babhi-Yeah.. Narak mein bhi jagah nahi milegi isko..


Main-Well bahot paap kiye honge isne jindagi mein jo narak mein jagah nahi milegi right? .


Babhi-Kya matlab bahot paap?? 5 logon ko maarna paap nahi hai?? 2 masoom bachon ko maarna paap nahi hai??


Main-Haina.. Lekin ye isne nahi kiya isne kissi ko nahi maara haan or koi paap kiye hon toh pata nahi..


Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai AP saare saboot iske against hain saare k saare.. Court mein prove ho chuka hai..


Main-Or kon kehta hai jo court mein prove hogaya wahi sach hai.. Nope.. Isne kissi ko nahi maara.. Un sabko kissi or ne maara hai.. Iski maa ki age kya rahi hogi??


Deva-70 something..


Main-Toh iske biwi k lover ne maara hai unn 5on ko.. Or iske biwi ka lover issi ki jewellery shop mein kaam karta tha..Usne sabko maara or Goswami ji ko fansa diya..


Babhi-Kya baat kar raha hai AP??


Main-Theek baat kar raha hun.. Woh murderer nahi hai.. But ab kya he farak padta hai kal fansi hai uski toh who gives a fuck..


Deva-Well i give a fuck AP kya bol raha hai tu.. Agar ye innocent hai toh humara farz hai isko fansi naa mile.. Toh agar Tu sahi bol raha hai toh isse bachana hoga.. Or teri aankhon mein itana confidence dikh raha hai mujhe toh confirm tu sahi he hai.. Ab ye bata asli killer ko kaise pakkada jaaye??


Main-Mujhe kya pata..


Deva-Oh come on of course tujhe pata hai tune ek headline padhke crime solve kardiya toh tujhe ye bhi pata hai kaise pakkadna hai killer ko.. Soch..


Main-Sochna kya hai.. Shop pe kon kon kaam karta tha uss time pata karwao nahi pata chale toh Biwi ki call details nikalwao uss time ki messages etc shop ki cctv footage saved hongi police k pass uss time ki toh kahin na kahin toh milega woh killer.. Usko uthwaao or uske bank details nikalwao uske pass andha paisa hoga yaa assets honge woh kahaan se aaye woh puchne ka kaho, jweller shop pe kaam karta tha woh koi bada gangster naa hai police theek se puchegi toh sab bakk dega.. Or pakkadna or ashaan hai usko itana time hogaya abtoh tension free reh raha hoga kuch ghanto mein sab clear hojaaega.. Maharashtra mein behisaab contacts hain aapke, aap caaho toh aap bacha shaktey ho baaki aapki marji..


Deva-Bacha toh shakta hun..Tu pakka sure haina.. Kyunki agar galat hua tu toh bahot log gaali denge mujhe..


Main-Bhai I'm 10000% sure.. Kaise sure hun mujhe khud na pata but sure hun.. Baaki aapki marji..


Deva-Main karwata hun fir..


Main-Good..


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Bahaar sabko chownka kar main andar aaya or lunch k liye baitha baaki sabka lunch hogaya tha babhi or meenu ne mere liye khaana lagaaya..


Main-Babhi aise surprised naa raho pucho kya puchna hai??


Babhi-Tujhe kaise pata??


Main-Main logon ki shakal padhleta hun.. Kya question hai?? Yahi ki maine kaise kiya bahaar woh sab?? And kya main sure hun??


Babhi-Second waala..


Main-Main pura sure hun babhi dekhlena aap.. Agar bhai ki power chali toh abhi 12:30 baje hain 3-4 baje takk asli kaatil media k saamne hoga.. I promise..


Babhi-You know ussko kitani gaaliyaan di hongi Maine..


Main-Well aapki galati nahi hai kanoon ki galati hai.. Aapne wahi samjha jo aapko dikhaya gaya.. Well main thoda aage bhi dekhleta hun mujhe shakk tabhi hogaya tha jab maine padha ki usne supremecourt mein appeal ki thi or appeal usne apni saja kam yaa fansi se bachne ki nahi ki not at all usne khudko innocent prove karne k liye ki thi isiliye reject hogayi baat saja kam karne ki hoti toh supreme court sunti jarur bhenchod terrorists ki fansi hataake ummar kaid kardi supremecourt ne toh ye toh hai he kya .. Woh caahta toh president ko chithi withi likh wikh k waise bhi bach shakta tha fansi se but usne woh raasta chunna he nahi uska motive yahi tha ki agar woh khudko innocent prove nahi kar shakta toh uske liye marrna theek hai yaani woh itana bada iljaam leke jinda nahi reh shakta matlab darpok hai woh... Bus aage fir..


Babhi-Aage kya.. ??


Main-Kuch naa.. Bus itana he dimag use karna hai mujhe sirdard karne laga.. Main rest pe hun.. Remember.. Bus final point yahi hai ki woh innocent hai..


Meenu-Itana bada case kitana uchaala gaya ye case media mein 7 maheene baad bhi bechaare ne kya kya saha hoga.. Agar woh innocent prove hogaya toh log pagal hojaaenge.


Main-Yeah i know..


Maine lunch kiya bhenchod mujhe khud na pata Maine kaise boldiya woh sab , agar main galat hua toh kasam se bahot bura hone waala hai.. But main deep down sure tha ekdum ki main galat nahi ho shakta kaise mujhe nahi pata but main sure tha..


Lunch k baad main apne room mein aaya obviously nind bhenchod aane se rahi toh main badhiya earphones lagaake bed par girr padda or wahi hua main kuch minutes se jyaada nahi so paaya, sota fir uth jaata fir sone lagta fir so jaata fir uth jaata.. Finally mujhe iss torture se bachaaya babhi ne mera door open tha toh woh andar aai..


Babhi-Jaldi niche aa..


Ye bolke babhi niche bhaag gayi, bc ab kya hua be. Ab kon aagaya.. Sans naa lene dena mujhe.. Fuckkkkk...


Ye bolke main bed se utha 4:30 baje they bhenchod 3.5 ghante se bed par ulat pulat horaha tha main.. Khair main niche aaya toh bhai babhi or Meenu hall mein tv par news dekh rahe they..


Main-Ab kya naya le aai woh Archana?? Ab toh kuch kiya bhi nahi maine..


Deva-Tera nahi hai.. Ye dekh. t. T. T. Tu haina.. Tu sachmuch ka God hai.. Main majaak nahi kar raha ,this is insane.. Kaise??? Please bhai bata dey kaise?? Pune Police Commissioner se baat hui meri Rajan Naam k shaks ko arrest kiya hai unhone Goswami murders mein tere bataaye sab clues Maine unko diye or ussi mein fans gaya woh 1.5 ghante mein toh usne accept kar liya sab.. Uska affair tha Ajay ki wife k sath, uski najar Ajay k Gold par thi issliye usne ye plan banaaya usne Ajay k mostly bade bade jewellery pieces ko fake pieces k sath replace kardiya Ajay ki puri family ko maar diya usne or Ajay ko usme fansaaya taaki uspe koi ungali naa uthaaye or Ajay k mostly assets legaya woh and bech diye Ajay k piche koi or bacha nahi tha toh kissi ko shakk takk naa hua ki kuch missing hai..


Main-Yeah pata hai mujhe.. Remember Maine he bataya tha...


Deva-Lekin yahaan baithe baithe kaise bhai?? Arrey Rajan ka toh jikar bhi nahi tha kahin pe toh tune usko kaise link kardiya?? How is this even possible?? Tujhe pata haina main bahot smart hun i have 100+ iq .. Probably smartest political leader hun india ka but main iska 10% bhi nahi kar shakta toh tune ye sab kar kaise liya?? Newspaper mein toh kuch tha bhi nahi isase related..


Main-Baadmein bataaunga itana dimag use nahi karna ek sath mujhe doctors k orders hain.. Aap toh khuss hojaao aapne ek masoom ko fansi se bacha liya..


Deva-Well Maine nahi tune..


Main-Naa.. Naa.. Maine bus crime solve kiya tha main kuch nahi karne waala tha usko leke main khud RIP bolchuka tha uske liye,kiya toh sab aapne hai..


Deva-Yeah..lekin tere bina main toh abtak news he padh raha hota..so credit tera he hai Maine Pune Commissioner ko bhi yahi bola ki tune kiya media mein wahi bolega woh taaki itana jo hate milraha hai nonstop woh kuch toh kam ho..


Main-Well thinking bahot achi thi bhai aapki but very bad idea. Ab firse main news mein uchalunga or firse Archana ji wahi topic uchaal dengi..but koi na...Good Thinking.. Unmute toh karo aapki photo dikha rahe hain..


Bhai ne TV unmute kiya..


Reporter-Ji haan Deva Choudhary he woh shaks hain jinki wajah se 200 se jyaada din baad ek masoom ko insaaf mil raha hai .Pune Commissioner Raman ji k according unhe subah 12 baje Haryana se Deva ji ki ek tip milli jo unke according unke chote bhai AP ne di thi or unhi ki tip par act karte hue Maharashtra Police ne Rajan ko arrest kiya Rajan jo uss kaali raat k baad raaton raat karodpati ban gaya tha or Pune se thodi he durr Kalyani Nagar mein reh raha tha, darshall Rajan ka affair Ajay Goswami ki biwi k sath tha unki madad se woh Ajay k gehano ko hadapna caah rahe they jiss wajah se usne ye ghinoni harkat ko anjaam diya jiss wajah se Ajay Goswami ko kal fansi di jaane waali thi.. Gorr karne waali baat ye hai ki Maharashtra Highcourt ne 2 maheene chale iss case mein CBI dawaara dikhaye gaye proofs k base pe Ajay ko fansi ki saja sunaai thi. Supremecourt ne bhi Maharashtra highcourt ki ruling ko final bataate hue case bandh kardiya tha.. Toh sawaal ye hai ki jab itane high profile case mein koi masoom fans shakta hai court k galat fainsle se toh baaki kya hota hoga?? Kyunki sabke pass aisi kismat nahi hai ki AP unko bacha lega.. Kya Maharashtra Highcourt ko isski jimmedaari leni caahiye?? Kya CBI KO?? Kya Central government ko?? Jo bhi ho agar thodi derr hoti toh hum ek masoom shaks ko khodetey lekin all thanks to AP ,Ajay Goswami ki masoomiyat sabke saamne aa gayi hai. Unhone ye kaise kiya?? Well ye toh wahi jaane, kyunki na woh pune aaye na unka Ajay se koi contact tha na unhone Case files ko dekha. Toh kya unhone Media mein aai news k base pe itana bada case solve kardiya?? Jo apne aap mein shocking hai.. Jo log AP ko nahi jaante unhe bata dun AP famous hai apne dimag ki wajah se lekin iss baar toh unhone khudko he surpass karliya hai agar humaara contact hota hai unse toh hum jarur puchenge unse ki jo CBI ki 3 teams sab sources k hotey hue bhi 2 maheene mein nahi kar paayi woh unhone kuch he minutes mein ek news k base par kaise kar diya??.. Hum lagatar unse contact karne ki koshish kar rahe hain ..


Bhai ne TV bandh kiya.


Main-Finally koi news waali ne tareef ki itane din baad.. Warna kai din hogaye tareef sune ..


Deva-Well you deserved it.. I don't know kaise kiya tune but hatsoff.. You are insane..


Main firse apne room mein aaya.. Ok bhenchod.. Ye toh sach he tha dimag kya chal raha haibe?? What the fuck..?? I mean no way main itana smart hun.. Yaa hun main?? No way.. Ye thodi hota haibe.. I mean main kuch bhi kar shakta hun toh ye kyun nahi..
Naaahhh.. Bhenchod chalte firte logon ki moutt predict kardena even moutt kaa kaaran bhi predict kardena side mein chal rahi gaadi k driver ki family history bata dena ek news headline se case solve kardena.. Naahhh.. Main khud shocked hun bc.. Hell no ye thodi hota haibe.. Kuch toh chal raha hai.. Drugs??? Bhenchod koi drugs toh nahi deraha??? No fucking way bahaar jaata kab hun jab koi drugs dega.. Hospital se ghar, ghar se hospital..
Toh kya chal raha hai bc??


Abe Tu AP hai tu kuch bhi kar shakta hai.. Remember??


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