Update-385(Headquarters Issues) 385
Main-Aapka apna Merchant Of Death.. Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen.
Ye sunke wahaan mojjud sabke pairon talle jameen khisak gayi..
Abeer-T. T. T. Tu.. Tu 2.0 hai?? Tabhi toh mujhe shakk tha ki itana weird kyun horaha hai daily tu or tera dimag??Bhenchod itana tej kabse hogaya tera dimag?? Pehle se bhi bahot jyaada tej hai tera dimag toh..
Main-Yeah.. Ab suno specially Ami or Abeer tu I know tumhare chote se brain mein abhi se mujhe waapis bhejne k plans bananey suru hogaye honge toh pehle he bata dun bahot need hai meri issliye aaya hun yahaan koi bakchodi nahi karni mujhe issliye befaltu ki koi bakchodi karke mujhe gussa matt dila dena ek he baar bolunga ye baat.. Main koi problem nahi create karne waala..
Abeer-But kyun?? Kya jarurat hai teri?
Main-Bata bey chutiye.. Kabtak chipaaega..
Chang-. w. ww. Oh boss..
Main-Main tabhi samjh gaya tha jab ye "help me" ki bakchodi suru hui ki koi toh hai jisse help caahiye sabse pucha 1.0 ne lekin sab clear they but tujhse naa pucha .. Tujhse mila tune bataaya tera pair injured hogaya issliye Tu woh Max ko nahi dhund paaya impossible tu ek chutiye ko naa dhund paaye ho he nahi shakta.. Fir teri injury fake lagi mujhe toh mujhe shakk hua ki tu kyun juth bolega i mean tu mujhe juth bol he nahi shakta tu marr jaaega lekin mujhe juth nahi bolega ab tune juth boli matlab mere faayde k liye juth boli hogi yaani headquarters mein kuch hua hai kuch bahot bada.. Ab wahaan bhi High Command se related kuch hua hai ye bhi pata hai mujhe kyunki ek unhi ka issue hai jo mujhe bataaenge nahi wohlog kyunki thode time pehle jab woh nakli mod aaya tha tab maine Jessica (High Command ki leader) ko officially boldiya tha ki main High Command ki koi help nahi karunga or main unse alag hogaya hun mera koi relation nahi hai High command se ab iska matlab maine High Command ko chhod diya , chhod diya toh wohlog caahke bhi mujhe kuch bata nahi shaktey woh rules k khilaaf hojaaega fir kyunki mera koi relation hai nahi unse yaani mujhe kuch bataana kissi bahaar waale ko khabbar dene jaisa hoga jo rules k khilaaf hai.. Ab wahi same situation apne sath hai humlog yaani mere team k log bhi high Command se koi information le yaa de nahi shaktey woh bhi rules k khilaaf hoga kyunki humlog members nahi hain high command k toh theft of information ka case lag jaaega or main yaa meri team aisa kuch karti hai toh team leader yaani mujhe 1-2 saal ki jail ho shakti hai.. Ab hua ye ki tujhe headquarters bulaaya hoga Randy ya master Boe ne yahi bataane k liye ki kuch toh chal raha hai High command waalon k sath jo kuch bhi hojaae mujhe pata nahi chalna caahiye..kyunki mujhe pata chal gaya toh bhenchod mujhe he jail mein daal denge wohlog.Ye hua tha..ab tere through mere mind ko signals mille ki kissi ko help ki jarurat hai jo tu bata nahi raha.. Issliye ye Help Me Help Me ki bakchodi chal rahi thi..
Chang-H.. hh. Haan boss..
Main-Ab tu thehra shyaana banda tune pata toh laga he liya hoga ki kya chal raha hai..
Chang-Thoda bahot..
Main-Toh fir?? Taali waali bajaaun tab bataaega??
Chang-B. B.. Boss.. Kya karoge jaanke chhodo naa jab pata hai jail bhi ho shakti hai.. Shakti kya hogi most probably..
Main-Raipata maar dunga bhosdk.. Aage ka mujhe sochne dey...
Abeer-Ek minute ek minute .. Jab bhosdk Jail hogi toh kyun pata karna hai.. Fuck High command Jessica(High Command ki leader) toh tujhe waise bhi passand nahi karti..
Main-Yeah.. But itana bada kuch hua hai or mujhe nahi pata.. Naa.. Naa.. Jessica nahi Flippy (Jessica ka Husband or High command ka Co-leader) woh toh mera khaas hai meri family hai woh.. BC pata hai tujhe kitani baar mujhe punishments se bachaaya hai usne kitani help ki hai usne meri..
Abeer-Flippy k baare mein High Command chhodne se pehle sochna caahiye tha na fir.. Itana bada decision kyun liya??? Mujhe toh pata bhi nahi high command chhod diya humne..
Main-Tab gusse mein tha main.. Bahot jyaada gusse mein toh karna padda.. Abe tu chup baith lawde..
Ab thoda bata dun main sabki memory refresh karne k liye ki underworld ka kya scene hai.. Basically Asian Underworld k 4 pillars hain 1st League jo sabse old and important hai basically League Mein sab hain Trained killers, Drug lords, Gang bangers, Fighters, tactical geniuses, Scientists, doctors, Business man's etcetera sab.. Ye log most part control kartey hain inke leader hai Master Mogui and Co Leader hain Bovice.. Then hai Hounds of Death Ye basically duniya kaa sabse bada contract killers kaa group hai i repeat duniya kaa sabse bada.. But they only act in Asia same as league.. Inke Leader hain master Norman Bones jisne mainly train kiya mujhe HOD k Co Leader bhi Master Bovice He hain..Master Norman k right hand hai master
Boe jo again meri mainly training ka hissa they..Ab League or HOD sabse old groups hain dono same day create hue they and dono ko 2 childhood friends ne create kiya tha and then aage unki families ne carry on kiya or
abhi bhi HOD or League k ristey bahot he ache hain they respect and love each other..
Then 3rd hai HIGH COMMAND toh ye log law makers hain ye ek hissab se sabse Uppar
hain kyunki sabka faisla yahi kartey hain .ye log bus numbers dekhte hain like kahan, kya,
kaise, kyun, kab hua or kissne kiya. Kissne Kitana paisa kamaya kissne Kitana ganwaaya kon rules k bahaar tha or kyun tha Wagairaah basically yelog police waale hain but with more power Underworld ki police,CBI,IB,ID,RAW sab yahi hain.Inki Leader hai Jessica usko mujhse kaafi nafrat hai i mean aise kuch personal issue nahi hai usko mujhse issue ye hai ki uska kaam hai rules banana or unko follow karwana ab main rules mein kabhi kaam nahi karta per second k hisaab se rules todta hun main issliye usko main jyaada passand nahi hun but Jo High Command ka Co leader haina Flippy jo Jessica ka husband bhi hai usse main bahot passand hun baaki masters ki tarah he is like family to me or ussi ki daya se main baar baar Jessica se bach jaata hun. Ab High Command ka dirty work HOD Karta hai basically sabka dirty work HOD he karta hai kissiko bhi maarna yaa marwaana hota hai toh sab HOD k pass contract leke jaatey hain and then 2 he options Baaki rehjaatey hain yaa toh aap Underworld Court k Saamnejaake uss contract ko fight karo ki woh galat hai but jabtak ye prove nahi hojata tabtak aapki death ho chuki hoti hai because HOD works quick.. Then 4th hai ROW ab Row
league kaa he ek part hua karta tha suru se he lekin bichmein kuch issues hue kaafi saal
Pehle almost 45 saal Pehle ye league se alag hue or Yahaan se nikal gaye or basically ab
in dono syndicates ki banti nahi hai or time to time wars hotey rehtey hain jinko shant
karwaata hai High Command Because unki sabko sunani padti hai.. Ab ROW bahot
powerful hai jiska main reason ye hai ki unke koi asool yaa rules nahi hain woh High
Command ki respect kartey hain bus naam ki or dikhaave k liye in real woh apni mann
marji kartey hain.. Ye group bahot bada hai like bahot bada almost HOD k barabar
members hain isme..Inke 2 headquarters hain 1st Myanmar Mein and second Spiti
Valley Himachal Pardesh Mein inka leader hai maadarchod Wrangler humaara jaani dushman.. Ye tha sabka overview.Ab iske alawa obviously Bahot saare major Clans, gangs or syndicates bhi hain underworld mein jimein se kuch powerful hotey hain in chaaron k he barabar but wohlog hidden kaam karna passand kartey hain.. Ab Sabse uppar hotey Hain "Elders " Jolog pure underworld ko oversee kartey hain Pure world ko.. Wohlog basically Court hain jinka fainsla sabko i repeat sabko maanana padta hai unke pass harr kissi ko khatam karne ki power hai lekin thankfully 4 elders hain Asia mein or 4on he Badhiya log hain or unhi ki madad se sab sahi chalta hai.. Woh jo kehtey hain sab leaders ko sunana padta hai.. Basically wohlog underworld k liye Bhagwaan k aadmi hain or woh bhagwaan hai Emo yaani "The Serpent" Elders se uppar bus Emo he hai or woh bhi ab active nahi hai toh Elders sab dekhte hain.. Ye tha Biodata to refresh your memories.. Yaad rakha karo baar baar refresh nahi karwaunga yaadasht..
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Are gajab rashi ki fat jayegi 3.0 ke samne babaUpdate-387(The Evil Returns) 387
Humlog Chang k hotel se nikale and waapis haweli k liye nikale...
Abeer-Bhai thoda dhyaan rakhna please haan.. Kissi ko shakk naa ho tera..
Main-Dont worry be.. Bola toh main normal he hun..
Abeer-Good.. Mera bhai kabtak waapis aaega??
Main-Bhosdk main tera bhai he hun bawligand banda dusara thodi hai..
Abeer-Tu dusara banda he hai.. Bhai he hai tu bhi but mera bhai wahi hai..
Main-Hatt bawligand.. Pakka matt.. Tum dono he ho jinhe main passand nahi hun..
Ami-Naa.. Aisa kuch nahi hai ki tum naapasand ho humein not at all bus ye hai 1.0 humein bahot jyaada passand hai... Tum pasand kyun nahi hoge?? Saikdon hajaaron baar humaari jaan bacha chuke ho tum .. Bus 1.0 k pass woh emotions hain woh care hai.. He is more likeable..
Abeer-I agree.. Passand toh Tu bhi hai he headquarters mein tere sath he toh tha main wahaan 1.0 thodi tha but 1.0 ki baat he alag hai ...Or tujhse darr laga rehta hai bhai kya pata kab bhenchod dimag fir jaaye tera..
Main-True darr hona bhi caahiye..
Abeer-Dekh bc.. Aise daraata rehta hai tu.. Issliye Tu mera second favorite version hai..
Main-Second toh aaya bc..
Abeer-Ofcourse be second toh aaega he.. Considering 3.0 .. Bhenchod woh mera bhai waai nahi hai.. Fuck that guy.. Woh toh bhenchod kuch alag he hai.. Tujmein AP ki jhalak toh hai usme kuch bhi na hai... Woh.. Woh.. Kya he cheej hai..
Main-Frankly speaking mujhe khud nahi pata woh kya he cheej haibe..
Ami-Ye orr daraawna hai tum, the great MOD jisse sab pata hai usse 3.0 ka kuch nahi pata.. Kya he hoga woh..
Abeer-Jab bhi aaya hai gand faad deta hai sab kuch cheejon ki..
Ami- Arre even masters bhi darrtey hain usase toh... Fuck that guy.. Kab kahaan kaise kyun kya karta hai kissi ko nahi pata..
Main-Trur that..
Abeer-Tune bataaya naa be kab jaaega??
Main-Don't worry jaise he headquarters k issues solve kardunga main chala jaaunga fir tera favorite bhai aajaaega...
Abeer-Good.. Thanks bhai..
Ami-Kya plans par plans bana rahe they mujhe shakk ho he gaya tha ki aise thodi hota hai.. Itana fast dimag.. No way..
Main-Chup re..
Humlog haweli pohanchey wahaan as expected bhai ne behisaab tareef ki meri behisaab.. Karni bhi caahiye bc itana bada kand kardiya maine itani ladkiyon ko bachaaya india mein kabhi naa hua tha aisa kuch chaaro taraf mere or bhai k charche he they.... Also ek or positive point woh Reporter Archana tiwari k segment ki headlines change hogayi thi naa caahtey hue bhi meri tareef kar rahi thi woh... But end mein wahi baat ki usne ki " AP ne apne hospital jaane ka reason still nahi bataaya , baat taal di yaani again kuch toh chal raha hai uske sath " ..
Sudhregi nahi Lawdi..
Khair dinner kiya maine uske baad finally jaake so gaya main itane din baad finally badhiya nind aai mujhe.. I mean mujhe koi issue nahi tha nind kaa woh 1.0 kaa issue tha.. But itane din baad soke aanand aagaya..
Subah main late he utha and fresh wresh hoke ready hua and niche aaya.. Sab log apne apne kaam par jaa chuke they bus jaanwar Ami babhi Or Meenu bache they gharpe..
Main-Babhi breakfast...
Babhi-Aaj late kaise utha?? Itane din se kya badhiya early morning uth raha tha..
Main-Waise he thakk gaya tha..
Babhi-Ab ye hogaya toh College chala jaa Ab toh betu.. Padh wadh le thoda..
Main-College?? Kaahe?? College mein kya hai..
Babhi-Study?? Or kya hoga re college mein.. Thappad khaaega..
Main-Oh yeah..
Bhenchod ye college bhi jaata hai kya 1.0..fucking nerd..
Khair maine breakfast kiya and main nikala parking ki side toh Abeer Or Ami mere piche aaye..
Abeer-Kahaan be??
Main-Hospital be..
Abeer-Wahaan kya karega!?
Main-Lund.. Mera session chal raha hai wahaan Psychiatrists k sath yaad haina??
Abeer-Chutiye tera nahi 1.0 ka session chal raha hai.. Or Bhai awaaj sunaney waali problem toh solve he hogayi Tu he tha problem toh ab wahaan kya karega..
Main-Abe chutiye aise ekdum se bandh kar dunga toh hajaar sawaal karenge gharwaale bhi or woh doctors bhi.. Rukk jaa thoda..
Abeer-True.. Good thinking..
Ami-Yeah.. Chalo boss..
Main-Tu kidhar??
Ami-Well main security k liye 1.0 k sath he jaati thi toh tumhare sath bhi..
Main-Thappad maardunga aisi bakchodi karegi toh mujhse.. Main akela he jaaunga..
Main gaadi mein aaya . . BC meri juth pakkad lenge??? Halwa thodi hai bhenchod.. 1.0 samjha hai kya?? Arrey kahaan 1.0 toh maha bawaligand hai.. 2.0 samjha hai kya bhenchod mujhe jo pakkad loge..
Maine khudse hanste hue kahaa.. Khair main hospital pohancha ek gaadi thi media waalon ki mere piche ,bolo ab ye picha karenge mera.. Hahahaha.. Funny..
Khair main hospital pohancha and seedha Rashi k cabin mein aaya.. Ruhi Or Rashi dono wahaan mojjud they..
Ruhi-Oho ho.. Look who is here.. national Hero aaye hain..
Main-Hehehe..
Ruhi-We are so so so proud of you AP..
Rashi-Yep.. Bahot bada kaam kiya hai tumne.. Great job.. Kitani masoom ladkiyon ki jaan bachaai tumne..
Main-Thanks guys thanks..
Rashi-So kaisa laga feild mein uttar ke..??
Main-Maine bus plan banaaya to be honest....
Rashi-Ok..
Ruhi-So aaj ka session suru kartey hain..
Main-Ok .. Wait.. So aaj kuch weird questions hain mere pass and mujhe caahiye answers..
Ruhi-Ok we are ready..
Main-Naa.. Darling Tu nahi.. Tu meri family hai or tere samne mujhe bataane mein sharam aarahi hai.. Toh tu chutti lele aajki.. Main Rashi se baat karta hun..
Ruhi-(Hanste hue) Aisa kya puchega re.. Lol.. Ok Rashi take care..tu sambhaal...
Ye bolke Ruhi room se chali gayi maine uthke room ka gate bandh kiya and Rashi k pass baitha..
Rashi-Ok.. What's going on?? Ghurr kyun rahe ho?? AP??
Main-Naa.. Naa.. AP is long gone.. Sorry.. So rude of me introduction nahi diya jo..
Rashi-What?? You ok??
Main-Tumhe shakk tha naa ki meri multiple personalities hain?? Right??
Rashi-Yeah..
Main-Toh...
Rashi-Oh my god.. I knew it. I Fucking knew it.. Mujhe pakka vishwaash tha ki tumhari multiple personalities hain i knew it..Toh tum ho woh second personality..
Main-No.. Noo.. No... Technically I am the Third One.... Let me introduce my self.. They Call Me 3.0...
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An update with goosebumps mind blowing awesome updateUpdate-387(The Evil Returns) 387
Humlog Chang k hotel se nikale and waapis haweli k liye nikale...
Abeer-Bhai thoda dhyaan rakhna please haan.. Kissi ko shakk naa ho tera..
Main-Dont worry be.. Bola toh main normal he hun..
Abeer-Good.. Mera bhai kabtak waapis aaega??
Main-Bhosdk main tera bhai he hun bawligand banda dusara thodi hai..
Abeer-Tu dusara banda he hai.. Bhai he hai tu bhi but mera bhai wahi hai..
Main-Hatt bawligand.. Pakka matt.. Tum dono he ho jinhe main passand nahi hun..
Ami-Naa.. Aisa kuch nahi hai ki tum naapasand ho humein not at all bus ye hai 1.0 humein bahot jyaada passand hai... Tum pasand kyun nahi hoge?? Saikdon hajaaron baar humaari jaan bacha chuke ho tum .. Bus 1.0 k pass woh emotions hain woh care hai.. He is more likeable..
Abeer-I agree.. Passand toh Tu bhi hai he headquarters mein tere sath he toh tha main wahaan 1.0 thodi tha but 1.0 ki baat he alag hai ...Or tujhse darr laga rehta hai bhai kya pata kab bhenchod dimag fir jaaye tera..
Main-True darr hona bhi caahiye..
Abeer-Dekh bc.. Aise daraata rehta hai tu.. Issliye Tu mera second favorite version hai..
Main-Second toh aaya bc..
Abeer-Ofcourse be second toh aaega he.. Considering 3.0 .. Bhenchod woh mera bhai waai nahi hai.. Fuck that guy.. Woh toh bhenchod kuch alag he hai.. Tujmein AP ki jhalak toh hai usme kuch bhi na hai... Woh.. Woh.. Kya he cheej hai..
Main-Frankly speaking mujhe khud nahi pata woh kya he cheej haibe..
Ami-Ye orr daraawna hai tum, the great MOD jisse sab pata hai usse 3.0 ka kuch nahi pata.. Kya he hoga woh..
Abeer-Jab bhi aaya hai gand faad deta hai sab kuch cheejon ki..
Ami- Arre even masters bhi darrtey hain usase toh... Fuck that guy.. Kab kahaan kaise kyun kya karta hai kissi ko nahi pata..
Main-Trur that..
Abeer-Tune bataaya naa be kab jaaega??
Main-Don't worry jaise he headquarters k issues solve kardunga main chala jaaunga fir tera favorite bhai aajaaega...
Abeer-Good.. Thanks bhai..
Ami-Kya plans par plans bana rahe they mujhe shakk ho he gaya tha ki aise thodi hota hai.. Itana fast dimag.. No way..
Main-Chup re..
Humlog haweli pohanchey wahaan as expected bhai ne behisaab tareef ki meri behisaab.. Karni bhi caahiye bc itana bada kand kardiya maine itani ladkiyon ko bachaaya india mein kabhi naa hua tha aisa kuch chaaro taraf mere or bhai k charche he they.... Also ek or positive point woh Reporter Archana tiwari k segment ki headlines change hogayi thi naa caahtey hue bhi meri tareef kar rahi thi woh... But end mein wahi baat ki usne ki " AP ne apne hospital jaane ka reason still nahi bataaya , baat taal di yaani again kuch toh chal raha hai uske sath " ..
Sudhregi nahi Lawdi..
Khair dinner kiya maine uske baad finally jaake so gaya main itane din baad finally badhiya nind aai mujhe.. I mean mujhe koi issue nahi tha nind kaa woh 1.0 kaa issue tha.. But itane din baad soke aanand aagaya..
Subah main late he utha and fresh wresh hoke ready hua and niche aaya.. Sab log apne apne kaam par jaa chuke they bus jaanwar Ami babhi Or Meenu bache they gharpe..
Main-Babhi breakfast...
Babhi-Aaj late kaise utha?? Itane din se kya badhiya early morning uth raha tha..
Main-Waise he thakk gaya tha..
Babhi-Ab ye hogaya toh College chala jaa Ab toh betu.. Padh wadh le thoda..
Main-College?? Kaahe?? College mein kya hai..
Babhi-Study?? Or kya hoga re college mein.. Thappad khaaega..
Main-Oh yeah..
Bhenchod ye college bhi jaata hai kya 1.0..fucking nerd..
Khair maine breakfast kiya and main nikala parking ki side toh Abeer Or Ami mere piche aaye..
Abeer-Kahaan be??
Main-Hospital be..
Abeer-Wahaan kya karega!?
Main-Lund.. Mera session chal raha hai wahaan Psychiatrists k sath yaad haina??
Abeer-Chutiye tera nahi 1.0 ka session chal raha hai.. Or Bhai awaaj sunaney waali problem toh solve he hogayi Tu he tha problem toh ab wahaan kya karega..
Main-Abe chutiye aise ekdum se bandh kar dunga toh hajaar sawaal karenge gharwaale bhi or woh doctors bhi.. Rukk jaa thoda..
Abeer-True.. Good thinking..
Ami-Yeah.. Chalo boss..
Main-Tu kidhar??
Ami-Well main security k liye 1.0 k sath he jaati thi toh tumhare sath bhi..
Main-Thappad maardunga aisi bakchodi karegi toh mujhse.. Main akela he jaaunga..
Main gaadi mein aaya . . BC meri juth pakkad lenge??? Halwa thodi hai bhenchod.. 1.0 samjha hai kya?? Arrey kahaan 1.0 toh maha bawaligand hai.. 2.0 samjha hai kya bhenchod mujhe jo pakkad loge..
Maine khudse hanste hue kahaa.. Khair main hospital pohancha ek gaadi thi media waalon ki mere piche ,bolo ab ye picha karenge mera.. Hahahaha.. Funny..
Khair main hospital pohancha and seedha Rashi k cabin mein aaya.. Ruhi Or Rashi dono wahaan mojjud they..
Ruhi-Oho ho.. Look who is here.. national Hero aaye hain..
Main-Hehehe..
Ruhi-We are so so so proud of you AP..
Rashi-Yep.. Bahot bada kaam kiya hai tumne.. Great job.. Kitani masoom ladkiyon ki jaan bachaai tumne..
Main-Thanks guys thanks..
Rashi-So kaisa laga feild mein uttar ke..??
Main-Maine bus plan banaaya to be honest....
Rashi-Ok..
Ruhi-So aaj ka session suru kartey hain..
Main-Ok .. Wait.. So aaj kuch weird questions hain mere pass and mujhe caahiye answers..
Ruhi-Ok we are ready..
Main-Naa.. Darling Tu nahi.. Tu meri family hai or tere samne mujhe bataane mein sharam aarahi hai.. Toh tu chutti lele aajki.. Main Rashi se baat karta hun..
Ruhi-(Hanste hue) Aisa kya puchega re.. Lol.. Ok Rashi take care..tu sambhaal...
Ye bolke Ruhi room se chali gayi maine uthke room ka gate bandh kiya and Rashi k pass baitha..
Rashi-Ok.. What's going on?? Ghurr kyun rahe ho?? AP??
Main-Naa.. Naa.. AP is long gone.. Sorry.. So rude of me introduction nahi diya jo..
Rashi-What?? You ok??
Main-Tumhe shakk tha naa ki meri multiple personalities hain?? Right??
Rashi-Yeah..
Main-Toh...
Rashi-Oh my god.. I knew it. I Fucking knew it.. Mujhe pakka vishwaash tha ki tumhari multiple personalities hain i knew it..Toh tum ho woh second personality..
Main-No.. Noo.. No... Technically I am the Third One.... Let me introduce my self.. They Call Me 3.0...
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