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Yh Dr. Ka koi contact Hy underworld Sy ya phr 2.0 ko jo lab rat bnaya gya tha un logon SyOoh Teri tow 2.0 nahi balki 3.0 bhai sahab Aaye h
Kia zabardast treeke se apni pehchan chupayi Chang Ami Abeer ko bhi Zara sa pata nahi chala uneh tow laga raha h 2.0 h
Zabardast
Lagta h bahot bada bawal hone wala h isliye bade sahab Aaye h
Lekin sabse badi baat Rashi ko kyon Bata raha h apne Baar me 3.0 usko Bata ker kia milega
Baherhal dekhte h aage kia hota h
Bahot badhiya zabardast shaandar lajawab update
Update-385(Headquarters Issues) 385
Main-Aapka apna Merchant Of Death.. Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen.
Ye sunke wahaan mojjud sabke pairon talle jameen khisak gayi..
Abeer-T. T. T. Tu.. Tu 2.0 hai?? Tabhi toh mujhe shakk tha ki itana weird kyun horaha hai daily tu or tera dimag??Bhenchod itana tej kabse hogaya tera dimag?? Pehle se bhi bahot jyaada tej hai tera dimag toh..
Main-Yeah.. Ab suno specially Ami or Abeer tu I know tumhare chote se brain mein abhi se mujhe waapis bhejne k plans bananey suru hogaye honge toh pehle he bata dun bahot need hai meri issliye aaya hun yahaan koi bakchodi nahi karni mujhe issliye befaltu ki koi bakchodi karke mujhe gussa matt dila dena ek he baar bolunga ye baat.. Main koi problem nahi create karne waala..
Abeer-But kyun?? Kya jarurat hai teri?
Main-Bata bey chutiye.. Kabtak chipaaega..
Chang-. w. ww. Oh boss..
Main-Main tabhi samjh gaya tha jab ye "help me" ki bakchodi suru hui ki koi toh hai jisse help caahiye sabse pucha 1.0 ne lekin sab clear they but tujhse naa pucha .. Tujhse mila tune bataaya tera pair injured hogaya issliye Tu woh Max ko nahi dhund paaya impossible tu ek chutiye ko naa dhund paaye ho he nahi shakta.. Fir teri injury fake lagi mujhe toh mujhe shakk hua ki tu kyun juth bolega i mean tu mujhe juth bol he nahi shakta tu marr jaaega lekin mujhe juth nahi bolega ab tune juth boli matlab mere faayde k liye juth boli hogi yaani headquarters mein kuch hua hai kuch bahot bada.. Ab wahaan bhi High Command se related kuch hua hai ye bhi pata hai mujhe kyunki ek unhi ka issue hai jo mujhe bataaenge nahi wohlog kyunki thode time pehle jab woh nakli mod aaya tha tab maine Jessica (High Command ki leader) ko officially boldiya tha ki main High Command ki koi help nahi karunga or main unse alag hogaya hun mera koi relation nahi hai High command se ab iska matlab maine High Command ko chhod diya , chhod diya toh wohlog caahke bhi mujhe kuch bata nahi shaktey woh rules k khilaaf hojaaega fir kyunki mera koi relation hai nahi unse yaani mujhe kuch bataana kissi bahaar waale ko khabbar dene jaisa hoga jo rules k khilaaf hai.. Ab wahi same situation apne sath hai humlog yaani mere team k log bhi high Command se koi information le yaa de nahi shaktey woh bhi rules k khilaaf hoga kyunki humlog members nahi hain high command k toh theft of information ka case lag jaaega or main yaa meri team aisa kuch karti hai toh team leader yaani mujhe 1-2 saal ki jail ho shakti hai.. Ab hua ye ki tujhe headquarters bulaaya hoga Randy ya master Boe ne yahi bataane k liye ki kuch toh chal raha hai High command waalon k sath jo kuch bhi hojaae mujhe pata nahi chalna caahiye..kyunki mujhe pata chal gaya toh bhenchod mujhe he jail mein daal denge wohlog.Ye hua tha..ab tere through mere mind ko signals mille ki kissi ko help ki jarurat hai jo tu bata nahi raha.. Issliye ye Help Me Help Me ki bakchodi chal rahi thi..
Chang-H.. hh. Haan boss..
Main-Ab tu thehra shyaana banda tune pata toh laga he liya hoga ki kya chal raha hai..
Chang-Thoda bahot..
Main-Toh fir?? Taali waali bajaaun tab bataaega??
Chang-B. B.. Boss.. Kya karoge jaanke chhodo naa jab pata hai jail bhi ho shakti hai.. Shakti kya hogi most probably..
Main-Raipata maar dunga bhosdk.. Aage ka mujhe sochne dey...
Abeer-Ek minute ek minute .. Jab bhosdk Jail hogi toh kyun pata karna hai.. Fuck High command Jessica(High Command ki leader) toh tujhe waise bhi passand nahi karti..
Main-Yeah.. But itana bada kuch hua hai or mujhe nahi pata.. Naa.. Naa.. Jessica nahi Flippy (Jessica ka Husband or High command ka Co-leader) woh toh mera khaas hai meri family hai woh.. BC pata hai tujhe kitani baar mujhe punishments se bachaaya hai usne kitani help ki hai usne meri..
Abeer-Flippy k baare mein High Command chhodne se pehle sochna caahiye tha na fir.. Itana bada decision kyun liya??? Mujhe toh pata bhi nahi high command chhod diya humne..
Main-Tab gusse mein tha main.. Bahot jyaada gusse mein toh karna padda.. Abe tu chup baith lawde..
Ab thoda bata dun main sabki memory refresh karne k liye ki underworld ka kya scene hai.. Basically Asian Underworld k 4 pillars hain 1st League jo sabse old and important hai basically League Mein sab hain Trained killers, Drug lords, Gang bangers, Fighters, tactical geniuses, Scientists, doctors, Business man's etcetera sab.. Ye log most part control kartey hain inke leader hai Master Mogui and Co Leader hain Bovice.. Then hai Hounds of Death Ye basically duniya kaa sabse bada contract killers kaa group hai i repeat duniya kaa sabse bada.. But they only act in Asia same as league.. Inke Leader hain master Norman Bones jisne mainly train kiya mujhe HOD k Co Leader bhi Master Bovice He hain..Master Norman k right hand hai master
Boe jo again meri mainly training ka hissa they..Ab League or HOD sabse old groups hain dono same day create hue they and dono ko 2 childhood friends ne create kiya tha and then aage unki families ne carry on kiya or
abhi bhi HOD or League k ristey bahot he ache hain they respect and love each other..
Then 3rd hai HIGH COMMAND toh ye log law makers hain ye ek hissab se sabse Uppar
hain kyunki sabka faisla yahi kartey hain .ye log bus numbers dekhte hain like kahan, kya,
kaise, kyun, kab hua or kissne kiya. Kissne Kitana paisa kamaya kissne Kitana ganwaaya kon rules k bahaar tha or kyun tha Wagairaah basically yelog police waale hain but with more power Underworld ki police,CBI,IB,ID,RAW sab yahi hain.Inki Leader hai Jessica usko mujhse kaafi nafrat hai i mean aise kuch personal issue nahi hai usko mujhse issue ye hai ki uska kaam hai rules banana or unko follow karwana ab main rules mein kabhi kaam nahi karta per second k hisaab se rules todta hun main issliye usko main jyaada passand nahi hun but Jo High Command ka Co leader haina Flippy jo Jessica ka husband bhi hai usse main bahot passand hun baaki masters ki tarah he is like family to me or ussi ki daya se main baar baar Jessica se bach jaata hun. Ab High Command ka dirty work HOD Karta hai basically sabka dirty work HOD he karta hai kissiko bhi maarna yaa marwaana hota hai toh sab HOD k pass contract leke jaatey hain and then 2 he options Baaki rehjaatey hain yaa toh aap Underworld Court k Saamnejaake uss contract ko fight karo ki woh galat hai but jabtak ye prove nahi hojata tabtak aapki death ho chuki hoti hai because HOD works quick.. Then 4th hai ROW ab Row
league kaa he ek part hua karta tha suru se he lekin bichmein kuch issues hue kaafi saal
Pehle almost 45 saal Pehle ye league se alag hue or Yahaan se nikal gaye or basically ab
in dono syndicates ki banti nahi hai or time to time wars hotey rehtey hain jinko shant
karwaata hai High Command Because unki sabko sunani padti hai.. Ab ROW bahot
powerful hai jiska main reason ye hai ki unke koi asool yaa rules nahi hain woh High
Command ki respect kartey hain bus naam ki or dikhaave k liye in real woh apni mann
marji kartey hain.. Ye group bahot bada hai like bahot bada almost HOD k barabar
members hain isme..Inke 2 headquarters hain 1st Myanmar Mein and second Spiti
Valley Himachal Pardesh Mein inka leader hai maadarchod Wrangler humaara jaani dushman.. Ye tha sabka overview.Ab iske alawa obviously Bahot saare major Clans, gangs or syndicates bhi hain underworld mein jimein se kuch powerful hotey hain in chaaron k he barabar but wohlog hidden kaam karna passand kartey hain.. Ab Sabse uppar hotey Hain "Elders " Jolog pure underworld ko oversee kartey hain Pure world ko.. Wohlog basically Court hain jinka fainsla sabko i repeat sabko maanana padta hai unke pass harr kissi ko khatam karne ki power hai lekin thankfully 4 elders hain Asia mein or 4on he Badhiya log hain or unhi ki madad se sab sahi chalta hai.. Woh jo kehtey hain sab leaders ko sunana padta hai.. Basically wohlog underworld k liye Bhagwaan k aadmi hain or woh bhagwaan hai Emo yaani "The Serpent" Elders se uppar bus Emo he hai or woh bhi ab active nahi hai toh Elders sab dekhte hain.. Ye tha Biodata to refresh your memories.. Yaad rakha karo baar baar refresh nahi karwaunga yaadasht..
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Update-387(The Evil Returns) 387
Humlog Chang k hotel se nikale and waapis haweli k liye nikale...
Abeer-Bhai thoda dhyaan rakhna please haan.. Kissi ko shakk naa ho tera..
Main-Dont worry be.. Bola toh main normal he hun..
Abeer-Good.. Mera bhai kabtak waapis aaega??
Main-Bhosdk main tera bhai he hun bawligand banda dusara thodi hai..
Abeer-Tu dusara banda he hai.. Bhai he hai tu bhi but mera bhai wahi hai..
Main-Hatt bawligand.. Pakka matt.. Tum dono he ho jinhe main passand nahi hun..
Ami-Naa.. Aisa kuch nahi hai ki tum naapasand ho humein not at all bus ye hai 1.0 humein bahot jyaada passand hai... Tum pasand kyun nahi hoge?? Saikdon hajaaron baar humaari jaan bacha chuke ho tum .. Bus 1.0 k pass woh emotions hain woh care hai.. He is more likeable..
Abeer-I agree.. Passand toh Tu bhi hai he headquarters mein tere sath he toh tha main wahaan 1.0 thodi tha but 1.0 ki baat he alag hai ...Or tujhse darr laga rehta hai bhai kya pata kab bhenchod dimag fir jaaye tera..
Main-True darr hona bhi caahiye..
Abeer-Dekh bc.. Aise daraata rehta hai tu.. Issliye Tu mera second favorite version hai..
Main-Second toh aaya bc..
Abeer-Ofcourse be second toh aaega he.. Considering 3.0 .. Bhenchod woh mera bhai waai nahi hai.. Fuck that guy.. Woh toh bhenchod kuch alag he hai.. Tujmein AP ki jhalak toh hai usme kuch bhi na hai... Woh.. Woh.. Kya he cheej hai..
Main-Frankly speaking mujhe khud nahi pata woh kya he cheej haibe..
Ami-Ye orr daraawna hai tum, the great MOD jisse sab pata hai usse 3.0 ka kuch nahi pata.. Kya he hoga woh..
Abeer-Jab bhi aaya hai gand faad deta hai sab kuch cheejon ki..
Ami- Arre even masters bhi darrtey hain usase toh... Fuck that guy.. Kab kahaan kaise kyun kya karta hai kissi ko nahi pata..
Main-Trur that..
Abeer-Tune bataaya naa be kab jaaega??
Main-Don't worry jaise he headquarters k issues solve kardunga main chala jaaunga fir tera favorite bhai aajaaega...
Abeer-Good.. Thanks bhai..
Ami-Kya plans par plans bana rahe they mujhe shakk ho he gaya tha ki aise thodi hota hai.. Itana fast dimag.. No way..
Main-Chup re..
Humlog haweli pohanchey wahaan as expected bhai ne behisaab tareef ki meri behisaab.. Karni bhi caahiye bc itana bada kand kardiya maine itani ladkiyon ko bachaaya india mein kabhi naa hua tha aisa kuch chaaro taraf mere or bhai k charche he they.... Also ek or positive point woh Reporter Archana tiwari k segment ki headlines change hogayi thi naa caahtey hue bhi meri tareef kar rahi thi woh... But end mein wahi baat ki usne ki " AP ne apne hospital jaane ka reason still nahi bataaya , baat taal di yaani again kuch toh chal raha hai uske sath " ..
Sudhregi nahi Lawdi..
Khair dinner kiya maine uske baad finally jaake so gaya main itane din baad finally badhiya nind aai mujhe.. I mean mujhe koi issue nahi tha nind kaa woh 1.0 kaa issue tha.. But itane din baad soke aanand aagaya..
Subah main late he utha and fresh wresh hoke ready hua and niche aaya.. Sab log apne apne kaam par jaa chuke they bus jaanwar Ami babhi Or Meenu bache they gharpe..
Main-Babhi breakfast...
Babhi-Aaj late kaise utha?? Itane din se kya badhiya early morning uth raha tha..
Main-Waise he thakk gaya tha..
Babhi-Ab ye hogaya toh College chala jaa Ab toh betu.. Padh wadh le thoda..
Main-College?? Kaahe?? College mein kya hai..
Babhi-Study?? Or kya hoga re college mein.. Thappad khaaega..
Main-Oh yeah..
Bhenchod ye college bhi jaata hai kya 1.0..fucking nerd..
Khair maine breakfast kiya and main nikala parking ki side toh Abeer Or Ami mere piche aaye..
Abeer-Kahaan be??
Main-Hospital be..
Abeer-Wahaan kya karega!?
Main-Lund.. Mera session chal raha hai wahaan Psychiatrists k sath yaad haina??
Abeer-Chutiye tera nahi 1.0 ka session chal raha hai.. Or Bhai awaaj sunaney waali problem toh solve he hogayi Tu he tha problem toh ab wahaan kya karega..
Main-Abe chutiye aise ekdum se bandh kar dunga toh hajaar sawaal karenge gharwaale bhi or woh doctors bhi.. Rukk jaa thoda..
Abeer-True.. Good thinking..
Ami-Yeah.. Chalo boss..
Main-Tu kidhar??
Ami-Well main security k liye 1.0 k sath he jaati thi toh tumhare sath bhi..
Main-Thappad maardunga aisi bakchodi karegi toh mujhse.. Main akela he jaaunga..
Main gaadi mein aaya . . BC meri juth pakkad lenge??? Halwa thodi hai bhenchod.. 1.0 samjha hai kya?? Arrey kahaan 1.0 toh maha bawaligand hai.. 2.0 samjha hai kya bhenchod mujhe jo pakkad loge..
Maine khudse hanste hue kahaa.. Khair main hospital pohancha ek gaadi thi media waalon ki mere piche ,bolo ab ye picha karenge mera.. Hahahaha.. Funny..
Khair main hospital pohancha and seedha Rashi k cabin mein aaya.. Ruhi Or Rashi dono wahaan mojjud they..
Ruhi-Oho ho.. Look who is here.. national Hero aaye hain..
Main-Hehehe..
Ruhi-We are so so so proud of you AP..
Rashi-Yep.. Bahot bada kaam kiya hai tumne.. Great job.. Kitani masoom ladkiyon ki jaan bachaai tumne..
Main-Thanks guys thanks..
Rashi-So kaisa laga feild mein uttar ke..??
Main-Maine bus plan banaaya to be honest....
Rashi-Ok..
Ruhi-So aaj ka session suru kartey hain..
Main-Ok .. Wait.. So aaj kuch weird questions hain mere pass and mujhe caahiye answers..
Ruhi-Ok we are ready..
Main-Naa.. Darling Tu nahi.. Tu meri family hai or tere samne mujhe bataane mein sharam aarahi hai.. Toh tu chutti lele aajki.. Main Rashi se baat karta hun..
Ruhi-(Hanste hue) Aisa kya puchega re.. Lol.. Ok Rashi take care..tu sambhaal...
Ye bolke Ruhi room se chali gayi maine uthke room ka gate bandh kiya and Rashi k pass baitha..
Rashi-Ok.. What's going on?? Ghurr kyun rahe ho?? AP??
Main-Naa.. Naa.. AP is long gone.. Sorry.. So rude of me introduction nahi diya jo..
Rashi-What?? You ok??
Main-Tumhe shakk tha naa ki meri multiple personalities hain?? Right??
Rashi-Yeah..
Main-Toh...
Rashi-Oh my god.. I knew it. I Fucking knew it.. Mujhe pakka vishwaash tha ki tumhari multiple personalities hain i knew it..Toh tum ho woh second personality..
Main-No.. Noo.. No... Technically I am the Third One.... Let me introduce my self.. They Call Me 3.0...
Update-386(Flippy) 386
Main-Bhosdk bolega be kya chal raha hai..
Chang-Boss please samjha karo.. Kyun panga lena hai humein ..
Abeer-Wahi toh be Jessica aisi taisi karwaye apni.
Main-Abe fir wahi baat Jessica se matlab nahi hai mujhe, flippy important hai mere liye.. Chang hath pair tod dunga 3 second hain..
Chang-Issue Flippy ka he hai boss.. I mean Jessica involved hai ..
Main-Bhosdk dono husband wife hain toh obviously ek ka issue hai toh dusara involved hoga he chutiye.. Tu issue bata kya hai..
Chang-Well puri baat toh mujhe bhi nahi pata kyunki main pata kar he nahi shakta legally jaisa aapne bataaya.. Mujhe bulaaya tha Master Boe ne yahi samjhaane k liye ki AP isme involve nahi ho shakta kuch bhi hojaae. Maine pucha issue kya hai toh unhone bus itana bataaya ki High Command ka koi issue hai ab obviously mujhe pata tha ki aaj nahi toh kal aapko bhanak lag he jaaegi i mean 1.0 se main baat chuppa shakta tha but aapse nahi or mujhe pata tha ye nobat aaegi jab aap mujhse puchoge ki kya issue hai toh maine socha ki thodi bahot information toh nikaal he leta hun kya jaata hai jab aapko jarurat hogi bata dunga.
Main-Kya jaata hai?? Kya jaata hai?? Bhosdk main jail mein jaata hun.. Meri team ka koi bhi agar High Command se information nikaalta fansa toh mujhe court mein ghaseet lenge wohlog or court mein judges se meri kam he banti hai..
Chang-But boss aapko information nahi deta toh aap gand maardetey meri toh mujhe jail se darr nahi tha..
Main-Haan be tujhe kyun hoga darr gandu jaana toh mujhe he tha..Chal khair ab risk le he liya toh bata..
Chang-So maine thodi information nikaalni caahi idhar udhar se but koi help karne ko taiyaar nahi tha kyunki sabko yahi hidaayat di gayi thi ki MOD or uski team High Command chhod chuke hain.. But fir bhi maine thodi bahot information jutta lee.. Actually Flippy par jaanleva attack hua tha jisme Flippy bach gaye but hospitalised hain headquarters mein he or abhi bhi unki jaan par khatra bana hua he hai ,kai bahot bade bade contract killers involved hain isme sab wait kar rahe hain Flippy k headquarters se bahaar jaane ka.. Sabki fatti paddi hai Masters and all sab darre hue hain.. Jo bhi karwa raha haina boss ye sab koi bahot badi film hai..
Main-Film..film bhosdk... Flippy Underworld ka bahot jyaada bada naam hai bahot he jyaada bada or agar koi uske sath ye sab karwa raha haina woh koi film nahi woh ek puri mega TV Series hai 1000-2000 episodes ki.. Lund be film... Bhosdk saamne waala jo bhi hai bhokaal hai.. Or kuch??
Chang-Bus yahi tha boss.. Pure Headquarters mein darr ka mahool hai logon ko lag raha hai ki Flippy Headquarters mein bhi safe nahi hai jabki Headquarters se safe koi place he nahi hai Asia mein toh isase andaaja laga shakte ho log kitane darre hue hain..
Main-Fuck... Fuck...
Chang-Yeah..
Claire-Bhenchod.. Gand marri paddi hai..
Abeer-Ab??
Main-Ab kya jaana padega...
Chang-Ek minute ek minute boss.. Help karni caahiye humein 1000% bilkul lekin boss humlog khud thodi jaa shaktey hain help karne wahaan jaake puchenge sablog ki tumhe bataaya kisne Or yahaan aaye kyun??High Command ki help karne waale tum kon?? Humaari gand par laat maar ke jail mein daal denge or 6 maheene toh minimum lagalo wahaan pe.. Or uss jail mein toh harr banda humein maarne parr tula hai toh subah shyaam bus logon ko maarke jinda rehna hoga.. Uppar se yahaan kya jawaab doge?? 6 maheene mein yahaan kuch hogaya toh?? Fir?? Toh boss jaane ki toh socho nahi..
Ami-Yeah.. Fuck that.. Or koi plan banaao apne godlevel dimag mein jisase indirectly help hojaaye..
Main-Interesting..
Abeer-Interesting nahi be wahaan nahi jaa rahe humlog...
Main-Ok.. Ok.. Let me think..
Ok so obviously kuch toh bahot bada chal raha hai underworld mein bahot he jyaada bada Chang ko jo pata haina woh uska 1% bhi nahi hai kuch bahot he jyaada badi bakchodi chal rahi hai, kya?? Woh abhi mujhe nahi pata but jo bhi hai Flippy ki jaan ko khatra hai toh main help karunga he karunga, or woh caahe kaise bhi karun..
Kuch derr thinking k baad main waapis present mein aaya..
Main-Give me some time sochte hain kuch , but dhyaan se sunlo sablog kuch bhi hojaaye humlog help karenge Flippy ki i dont give a fuck kaise bhi ho but help karni padegi..
Chang-Ofcourse boss.. Flippy ne kitana kuch kiya hai humaare liye..
Ami-Agreed..
Calire-Yep..
Abeer-Ek baat samjh mein nahi aayi be.. Actually 2 baatein.. First tera toh sabkuch violence par he tikka hai literally teri definition he Violence or Gussa hai toh tu violence se kaise durr hai??
Main-Kyunki mujhe pata tha kuch bahot bada chal raha hai or mera gussa abhi worth it nahi hai.. Gusse or Violence se mujhpe he effect hotey hain or fir jaldi waapis jaana padta hai kyunki jyaada dimag use hota hai usme or abhi jaldi jaana nahi hai so main bacha raha hun khudka time taaki issues solve karlun main easily..
Abeer-Interesting..
Ami-Weird..
Abeer-Second Tu kabse aaya hai or tune abtak MAX ka jikar bhi nahi kiya.. Jabki tune toh promise kiya tha tu badla lega apna.. Or bhai tu apna badla bhull jaaye possible he nahi hai.. No way...
Main-Again bhosdk maine humesha kahaa hai main caahe kitana he dangerous yaa cruel houn meri family k liye humesha main positive thinking he rakhunga unki help k liye humesha taiyaar hun main or Flippy meri family hai ..Revenge?? Woh toh main jab caahe lelun.. Bhenchod mujhe koi roukk shakta hai kya??
Ami-Or tumhaari aankein normally red hoti hain abhi kyun nahi??
Chang-Woh gusse ki wajah se.. Woh gusse se he laal hoti hain jo boss bata rahe woh kar nahi rahe toh ankhein laal nahi hain..
Ami- I see..
Abeer-I see.. Toh tu promise karta hai ki tu yahaan kissi ko koi problem nahi karega..
Main-Yep.. I don't give a fuck.. Kya chal raha hai yahaan tum or tumhaare chindi chor waale issues mujhe lund farak nahi padta..
Abeer-Bus fir mujhe koi problem nahi hai..
Ye sunke main muskuraya..
Main-GOOD..
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Update-387(The Evil Returns) 387
Humlog Chang k hotel se nikale and waapis haweli k liye nikale...
Abeer-Bhai thoda dhyaan rakhna please haan.. Kissi ko shakk naa ho tera..
Main-Dont worry be.. Bola toh main normal he hun..
Abeer-Good.. Mera bhai kabtak waapis aaega??
Main-Bhosdk main tera bhai he hun bawligand banda dusara thodi hai..
Abeer-Tu dusara banda he hai.. Bhai he hai tu bhi but mera bhai wahi hai..
Main-Hatt bawligand.. Pakka matt.. Tum dono he ho jinhe main passand nahi hun..
Ami-Naa.. Aisa kuch nahi hai ki tum naapasand ho humein not at all bus ye hai 1.0 humein bahot jyaada passand hai... Tum pasand kyun nahi hoge?? Saikdon hajaaron baar humaari jaan bacha chuke ho tum .. Bus 1.0 k pass woh emotions hain woh care hai.. He is more likeable..
Abeer-I agree.. Passand toh Tu bhi hai he headquarters mein tere sath he toh tha main wahaan 1.0 thodi tha but 1.0 ki baat he alag hai ...Or tujhse darr laga rehta hai bhai kya pata kab bhenchod dimag fir jaaye tera..
Main-True darr hona bhi caahiye..
Abeer-Dekh bc.. Aise daraata rehta hai tu.. Issliye Tu mera second favorite version hai..
Main-Second toh aaya bc..
Abeer-Ofcourse be second toh aaega he.. Considering 3.0 .. Bhenchod woh mera bhai waai nahi hai.. Fuck that guy.. Woh toh bhenchod kuch alag he hai.. Tujmein AP ki jhalak toh hai usme kuch bhi na hai... Woh.. Woh.. Kya he cheej hai..
Main-Frankly speaking mujhe khud nahi pata woh kya he cheej haibe..
Ami-Ye orr daraawna hai tum, the great MOD jisse sab pata hai usse 3.0 ka kuch nahi pata.. Kya he hoga woh..
Abeer-Jab bhi aaya hai gand faad deta hai sab kuch cheejon ki..
Ami- Arre even masters bhi darrtey hain usase toh... Fuck that guy.. Kab kahaan kaise kyun kya karta hai kissi ko nahi pata..
Main-Trur that..
Abeer-Tune bataaya naa be kab jaaega??
Main-Don't worry jaise he headquarters k issues solve kardunga main chala jaaunga fir tera favorite bhai aajaaega...
Abeer-Good.. Thanks bhai..
Ami-Kya plans par plans bana rahe they mujhe shakk ho he gaya tha ki aise thodi hota hai.. Itana fast dimag.. No way..
Main-Chup re..
Humlog haweli pohanchey wahaan as expected bhai ne behisaab tareef ki meri behisaab.. Karni bhi caahiye bc itana bada kand kardiya maine itani ladkiyon ko bachaaya india mein kabhi naa hua tha aisa kuch chaaro taraf mere or bhai k charche he they.... Also ek or positive point woh Reporter Archana tiwari k segment ki headlines change hogayi thi naa caahtey hue bhi meri tareef kar rahi thi woh... But end mein wahi baat ki usne ki " AP ne apne hospital jaane ka reason still nahi bataaya , baat taal di yaani again kuch toh chal raha hai uske sath " ..
Sudhregi nahi Lawdi..
Khair dinner kiya maine uske baad finally jaake so gaya main itane din baad finally badhiya nind aai mujhe.. I mean mujhe koi issue nahi tha nind kaa woh 1.0 kaa issue tha.. But itane din baad soke aanand aagaya..
Subah main late he utha and fresh wresh hoke ready hua and niche aaya.. Sab log apne apne kaam par jaa chuke they bus jaanwar Ami babhi Or Meenu bache they gharpe..
Main-Babhi breakfast...
Babhi-Aaj late kaise utha?? Itane din se kya badhiya early morning uth raha tha..
Main-Waise he thakk gaya tha..
Babhi-Ab ye hogaya toh College chala jaa Ab toh betu.. Padh wadh le thoda..
Main-College?? Kaahe?? College mein kya hai..
Babhi-Study?? Or kya hoga re college mein.. Thappad khaaega..
Main-Oh yeah..
Bhenchod ye college bhi jaata hai kya 1.0..fucking nerd..
Khair maine breakfast kiya and main nikala parking ki side toh Abeer Or Ami mere piche aaye..
Abeer-Kahaan be??
Main-Hospital be..
Abeer-Wahaan kya karega!?
Main-Lund.. Mera session chal raha hai wahaan Psychiatrists k sath yaad haina??
Abeer-Chutiye tera nahi 1.0 ka session chal raha hai.. Or Bhai awaaj sunaney waali problem toh solve he hogayi Tu he tha problem toh ab wahaan kya karega..
Main-Abe chutiye aise ekdum se bandh kar dunga toh hajaar sawaal karenge gharwaale bhi or woh doctors bhi.. Rukk jaa thoda..
Abeer-True.. Good thinking..
Ami-Yeah.. Chalo boss..
Main-Tu kidhar??
Ami-Well main security k liye 1.0 k sath he jaati thi toh tumhare sath bhi..
Main-Thappad maardunga aisi bakchodi karegi toh mujhse.. Main akela he jaaunga..
Main gaadi mein aaya . . BC meri juth pakkad lenge??? Halwa thodi hai bhenchod.. 1.0 samjha hai kya?? Arrey kahaan 1.0 toh maha bawaligand hai.. 2.0 samjha hai kya bhenchod mujhe jo pakkad loge..
Maine khudse hanste hue kahaa.. Khair main hospital pohancha ek gaadi thi media waalon ki mere piche ,bolo ab ye picha karenge mera.. Hahahaha.. Funny..
Khair main hospital pohancha and seedha Rashi k cabin mein aaya.. Ruhi Or Rashi dono wahaan mojjud they..
Ruhi-Oho ho.. Look who is here.. national Hero aaye hain..
Main-Hehehe..
Ruhi-We are so so so proud of you AP..
Rashi-Yep.. Bahot bada kaam kiya hai tumne.. Great job.. Kitani masoom ladkiyon ki jaan bachaai tumne..
Main-Thanks guys thanks..
Rashi-So kaisa laga feild mein uttar ke..??
Main-Maine bus plan banaaya to be honest....
Rashi-Ok..
Ruhi-So aaj ka session suru kartey hain..
Main-Ok .. Wait.. So aaj kuch weird questions hain mere pass and mujhe caahiye answers..
Ruhi-Ok we are ready..
Main-Naa.. Darling Tu nahi.. Tu meri family hai or tere samne mujhe bataane mein sharam aarahi hai.. Toh tu chutti lele aajki.. Main Rashi se baat karta hun..
Ruhi-(Hanste hue) Aisa kya puchega re.. Lol.. Ok Rashi take care..tu sambhaal...
Ye bolke Ruhi room se chali gayi maine uthke room ka gate bandh kiya and Rashi k pass baitha..
Rashi-Ok.. What's going on?? Ghurr kyun rahe ho?? AP??
Main-Naa.. Naa.. AP is long gone.. Sorry.. So rude of me introduction nahi diya jo..
Rashi-What?? You ok??
Main-Tumhe shakk tha naa ki meri multiple personalities hain?? Right??
Rashi-Yeah..
Main-Toh...
Rashi-Oh my god.. I knew it. I Fucking knew it.. Mujhe pakka vishwaash tha ki tumhari multiple personalities hain i knew it..Toh tum ho woh second personality..
Main-No.. Noo.. No... Technically I am the Third One.... Let me introduce my self.. They Call Me 3.0...
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Refresh karwa diya purana sab. Ab kia kare bhaya kafi time ho gaya hai league wagera se hate huay story ko to bhul sa jatey hai. Ab dekhtay hai apne 2.0 bhai aaye hai to kia Gul khilatey hai. Shayad peeche se gadbad bhi apna 3.0 kar raha hoga aur 2.0 ke zariye woh wapas aayega aur thode lambe waqt ke liyeUpdate-385(Headquarters Issues) 385
Main-Aapka apna Merchant Of Death.. Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen.
Ye sunke wahaan mojjud sabke pairon talle jameen khisak gayi..
Abeer-T. T. T. Tu.. Tu 2.0 hai?? Tabhi toh mujhe shakk tha ki itana weird kyun horaha hai daily tu or tera dimag??Bhenchod itana tej kabse hogaya tera dimag?? Pehle se bhi bahot jyaada tej hai tera dimag toh..
Main-Yeah.. Ab suno specially Ami or Abeer tu I know tumhare chote se brain mein abhi se mujhe waapis bhejne k plans bananey suru hogaye honge toh pehle he bata dun bahot need hai meri issliye aaya hun yahaan koi bakchodi nahi karni mujhe issliye befaltu ki koi bakchodi karke mujhe gussa matt dila dena ek he baar bolunga ye baat.. Main koi problem nahi create karne waala..
Abeer-But kyun?? Kya jarurat hai teri?
Main-Bata bey chutiye.. Kabtak chipaaega..
Chang-. w. ww. Oh boss..
Main-Main tabhi samjh gaya tha jab ye "help me" ki bakchodi suru hui ki koi toh hai jisse help caahiye sabse pucha 1.0 ne lekin sab clear they but tujhse naa pucha .. Tujhse mila tune bataaya tera pair injured hogaya issliye Tu woh Max ko nahi dhund paaya impossible tu ek chutiye ko naa dhund paaye ho he nahi shakta.. Fir teri injury fake lagi mujhe toh mujhe shakk hua ki tu kyun juth bolega i mean tu mujhe juth bol he nahi shakta tu marr jaaega lekin mujhe juth nahi bolega ab tune juth boli matlab mere faayde k liye juth boli hogi yaani headquarters mein kuch hua hai kuch bahot bada.. Ab wahaan bhi High Command se related kuch hua hai ye bhi pata hai mujhe kyunki ek unhi ka issue hai jo mujhe bataaenge nahi wohlog kyunki thode time pehle jab woh nakli mod aaya tha tab maine Jessica (High Command ki leader) ko officially boldiya tha ki main High Command ki koi help nahi karunga or main unse alag hogaya hun mera koi relation nahi hai High command se ab iska matlab maine High Command ko chhod diya , chhod diya toh wohlog caahke bhi mujhe kuch bata nahi shaktey woh rules k khilaaf hojaaega fir kyunki mera koi relation hai nahi unse yaani mujhe kuch bataana kissi bahaar waale ko khabbar dene jaisa hoga jo rules k khilaaf hai.. Ab wahi same situation apne sath hai humlog yaani mere team k log bhi high Command se koi information le yaa de nahi shaktey woh bhi rules k khilaaf hoga kyunki humlog members nahi hain high command k toh theft of information ka case lag jaaega or main yaa meri team aisa kuch karti hai toh team leader yaani mujhe 1-2 saal ki jail ho shakti hai.. Ab hua ye ki tujhe headquarters bulaaya hoga Randy ya master Boe ne yahi bataane k liye ki kuch toh chal raha hai High command waalon k sath jo kuch bhi hojaae mujhe pata nahi chalna caahiye..kyunki mujhe pata chal gaya toh bhenchod mujhe he jail mein daal denge wohlog.Ye hua tha..ab tere through mere mind ko signals mille ki kissi ko help ki jarurat hai jo tu bata nahi raha.. Issliye ye Help Me Help Me ki bakchodi chal rahi thi..
Chang-H.. hh. Haan boss..
Main-Ab tu thehra shyaana banda tune pata toh laga he liya hoga ki kya chal raha hai..
Chang-Thoda bahot..
Main-Toh fir?? Taali waali bajaaun tab bataaega??
Chang-B. B.. Boss.. Kya karoge jaanke chhodo naa jab pata hai jail bhi ho shakti hai.. Shakti kya hogi most probably..
Main-Raipata maar dunga bhosdk.. Aage ka mujhe sochne dey...
Abeer-Ek minute ek minute .. Jab bhosdk Jail hogi toh kyun pata karna hai.. Fuck High command Jessica(High Command ki leader) toh tujhe waise bhi passand nahi karti..
Main-Yeah.. But itana bada kuch hua hai or mujhe nahi pata.. Naa.. Naa.. Jessica nahi Flippy (Jessica ka Husband or High command ka Co-leader) woh toh mera khaas hai meri family hai woh.. BC pata hai tujhe kitani baar mujhe punishments se bachaaya hai usne kitani help ki hai usne meri..
Abeer-Flippy k baare mein High Command chhodne se pehle sochna caahiye tha na fir.. Itana bada decision kyun liya??? Mujhe toh pata bhi nahi high command chhod diya humne..
Main-Tab gusse mein tha main.. Bahot jyaada gusse mein toh karna padda.. Abe tu chup baith lawde..
Ab thoda bata dun main sabki memory refresh karne k liye ki underworld ka kya scene hai.. Basically Asian Underworld k 4 pillars hain 1st League jo sabse old and important hai basically League Mein sab hain Trained killers, Drug lords, Gang bangers, Fighters, tactical geniuses, Scientists, doctors, Business man's etcetera sab.. Ye log most part control kartey hain inke leader hai Master Mogui and Co Leader hain Bovice.. Then hai Hounds of Death Ye basically duniya kaa sabse bada contract killers kaa group hai i repeat duniya kaa sabse bada.. But they only act in Asia same as league.. Inke Leader hain master Norman Bones jisne mainly train kiya mujhe HOD k Co Leader bhi Master Bovice He hain..Master Norman k right hand hai master
Boe jo again meri mainly training ka hissa they..Ab League or HOD sabse old groups hain dono same day create hue they and dono ko 2 childhood friends ne create kiya tha and then aage unki families ne carry on kiya or
abhi bhi HOD or League k ristey bahot he ache hain they respect and love each other..
Then 3rd hai HIGH COMMAND toh ye log law makers hain ye ek hissab se sabse Uppar
hain kyunki sabka faisla yahi kartey hain .ye log bus numbers dekhte hain like kahan, kya,
kaise, kyun, kab hua or kissne kiya. Kissne Kitana paisa kamaya kissne Kitana ganwaaya kon rules k bahaar tha or kyun tha Wagairaah basically yelog police waale hain but with more power Underworld ki police,CBI,IB,ID,RAW sab yahi hain.Inki Leader hai Jessica usko mujhse kaafi nafrat hai i mean aise kuch personal issue nahi hai usko mujhse issue ye hai ki uska kaam hai rules banana or unko follow karwana ab main rules mein kabhi kaam nahi karta per second k hisaab se rules todta hun main issliye usko main jyaada passand nahi hun but Jo High Command ka Co leader haina Flippy jo Jessica ka husband bhi hai usse main bahot passand hun baaki masters ki tarah he is like family to me or ussi ki daya se main baar baar Jessica se bach jaata hun. Ab High Command ka dirty work HOD Karta hai basically sabka dirty work HOD he karta hai kissiko bhi maarna yaa marwaana hota hai toh sab HOD k pass contract leke jaatey hain and then 2 he options Baaki rehjaatey hain yaa toh aap Underworld Court k Saamnejaake uss contract ko fight karo ki woh galat hai but jabtak ye prove nahi hojata tabtak aapki death ho chuki hoti hai because HOD works quick.. Then 4th hai ROW ab Row
league kaa he ek part hua karta tha suru se he lekin bichmein kuch issues hue kaafi saal
Pehle almost 45 saal Pehle ye league se alag hue or Yahaan se nikal gaye or basically ab
in dono syndicates ki banti nahi hai or time to time wars hotey rehtey hain jinko shant
karwaata hai High Command Because unki sabko sunani padti hai.. Ab ROW bahot
powerful hai jiska main reason ye hai ki unke koi asool yaa rules nahi hain woh High
Command ki respect kartey hain bus naam ki or dikhaave k liye in real woh apni mann
marji kartey hain.. Ye group bahot bada hai like bahot bada almost HOD k barabar
members hain isme..Inke 2 headquarters hain 1st Myanmar Mein and second Spiti
Valley Himachal Pardesh Mein inka leader hai maadarchod Wrangler humaara jaani dushman.. Ye tha sabka overview.Ab iske alawa obviously Bahot saare major Clans, gangs or syndicates bhi hain underworld mein jimein se kuch powerful hotey hain in chaaron k he barabar but wohlog hidden kaam karna passand kartey hain.. Ab Sabse uppar hotey Hain "Elders " Jolog pure underworld ko oversee kartey hain Pure world ko.. Wohlog basically Court hain jinka fainsla sabko i repeat sabko maanana padta hai unke pass harr kissi ko khatam karne ki power hai lekin thankfully 4 elders hain Asia mein or 4on he Badhiya log hain or unhi ki madad se sab sahi chalta hai.. Woh jo kehtey hain sab leaders ko sunana padta hai.. Basically wohlog underworld k liye Bhagwaan k aadmi hain or woh bhagwaan hai Emo yaani "The Serpent" Elders se uppar bus Emo he hai or woh bhi ab active nahi hai toh Elders sab dekhte hain.. Ye tha Biodata to refresh your memories.. Yaad rakha karo baar baar refresh nahi karwaunga yaadasht..
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Rashi ke sath discuss kar raha kahi yah sab bhi apne beast ka lan to nahi.Update-387(The Evil Returns) 387
Humlog Chang k hotel se nikale and waapis haweli k liye nikale...
Abeer-Bhai thoda dhyaan rakhna please haan.. Kissi ko shakk naa ho tera..
Main-Dont worry be.. Bola toh main normal he hun..
Abeer-Good.. Mera bhai kabtak waapis aaega??
Main-Bhosdk main tera bhai he hun bawligand banda dusara thodi hai..
Abeer-Tu dusara banda he hai.. Bhai he hai tu bhi but mera bhai wahi hai..
Main-Hatt bawligand.. Pakka matt.. Tum dono he ho jinhe main passand nahi hun..
Ami-Naa.. Aisa kuch nahi hai ki tum naapasand ho humein not at all bus ye hai 1.0 humein bahot jyaada passand hai... Tum pasand kyun nahi hoge?? Saikdon hajaaron baar humaari jaan bacha chuke ho tum .. Bus 1.0 k pass woh emotions hain woh care hai.. He is more likeable..
Abeer-I agree.. Passand toh Tu bhi hai he headquarters mein tere sath he toh tha main wahaan 1.0 thodi tha but 1.0 ki baat he alag hai ...Or tujhse darr laga rehta hai bhai kya pata kab bhenchod dimag fir jaaye tera..
Main-True darr hona bhi caahiye..
Abeer-Dekh bc.. Aise daraata rehta hai tu.. Issliye Tu mera second favorite version hai..
Main-Second toh aaya bc..
Abeer-Ofcourse be second toh aaega he.. Considering 3.0 .. Bhenchod woh mera bhai waai nahi hai.. Fuck that guy.. Woh toh bhenchod kuch alag he hai.. Tujmein AP ki jhalak toh hai usme kuch bhi na hai... Woh.. Woh.. Kya he cheej hai..
Main-Frankly speaking mujhe khud nahi pata woh kya he cheej haibe..
Ami-Ye orr daraawna hai tum, the great MOD jisse sab pata hai usse 3.0 ka kuch nahi pata.. Kya he hoga woh..
Abeer-Jab bhi aaya hai gand faad deta hai sab kuch cheejon ki..
Ami- Arre even masters bhi darrtey hain usase toh... Fuck that guy.. Kab kahaan kaise kyun kya karta hai kissi ko nahi pata..
Main-Trur that..
Abeer-Tune bataaya naa be kab jaaega??
Main-Don't worry jaise he headquarters k issues solve kardunga main chala jaaunga fir tera favorite bhai aajaaega...
Abeer-Good.. Thanks bhai..
Ami-Kya plans par plans bana rahe they mujhe shakk ho he gaya tha ki aise thodi hota hai.. Itana fast dimag.. No way..
Main-Chup re..
Humlog haweli pohanchey wahaan as expected bhai ne behisaab tareef ki meri behisaab.. Karni bhi caahiye bc itana bada kand kardiya maine itani ladkiyon ko bachaaya india mein kabhi naa hua tha aisa kuch chaaro taraf mere or bhai k charche he they.... Also ek or positive point woh Reporter Archana tiwari k segment ki headlines change hogayi thi naa caahtey hue bhi meri tareef kar rahi thi woh... But end mein wahi baat ki usne ki " AP ne apne hospital jaane ka reason still nahi bataaya , baat taal di yaani again kuch toh chal raha hai uske sath " ..
Sudhregi nahi Lawdi..
Khair dinner kiya maine uske baad finally jaake so gaya main itane din baad finally badhiya nind aai mujhe.. I mean mujhe koi issue nahi tha nind kaa woh 1.0 kaa issue tha.. But itane din baad soke aanand aagaya..
Subah main late he utha and fresh wresh hoke ready hua and niche aaya.. Sab log apne apne kaam par jaa chuke they bus jaanwar Ami babhi Or Meenu bache they gharpe..
Main-Babhi breakfast...
Babhi-Aaj late kaise utha?? Itane din se kya badhiya early morning uth raha tha..
Main-Waise he thakk gaya tha..
Babhi-Ab ye hogaya toh College chala jaa Ab toh betu.. Padh wadh le thoda..
Main-College?? Kaahe?? College mein kya hai..
Babhi-Study?? Or kya hoga re college mein.. Thappad khaaega..
Main-Oh yeah..
Bhenchod ye college bhi jaata hai kya 1.0..fucking nerd..
Khair maine breakfast kiya and main nikala parking ki side toh Abeer Or Ami mere piche aaye..
Abeer-Kahaan be??
Main-Hospital be..
Abeer-Wahaan kya karega!?
Main-Lund.. Mera session chal raha hai wahaan Psychiatrists k sath yaad haina??
Abeer-Chutiye tera nahi 1.0 ka session chal raha hai.. Or Bhai awaaj sunaney waali problem toh solve he hogayi Tu he tha problem toh ab wahaan kya karega..
Main-Abe chutiye aise ekdum se bandh kar dunga toh hajaar sawaal karenge gharwaale bhi or woh doctors bhi.. Rukk jaa thoda..
Abeer-True.. Good thinking..
Ami-Yeah.. Chalo boss..
Main-Tu kidhar??
Ami-Well main security k liye 1.0 k sath he jaati thi toh tumhare sath bhi..
Main-Thappad maardunga aisi bakchodi karegi toh mujhse.. Main akela he jaaunga..
Main gaadi mein aaya . . BC meri juth pakkad lenge??? Halwa thodi hai bhenchod.. 1.0 samjha hai kya?? Arrey kahaan 1.0 toh maha bawaligand hai.. 2.0 samjha hai kya bhenchod mujhe jo pakkad loge..
Maine khudse hanste hue kahaa.. Khair main hospital pohancha ek gaadi thi media waalon ki mere piche ,bolo ab ye picha karenge mera.. Hahahaha.. Funny..
Khair main hospital pohancha and seedha Rashi k cabin mein aaya.. Ruhi Or Rashi dono wahaan mojjud they..
Ruhi-Oho ho.. Look who is here.. national Hero aaye hain..
Main-Hehehe..
Ruhi-We are so so so proud of you AP..
Rashi-Yep.. Bahot bada kaam kiya hai tumne.. Great job.. Kitani masoom ladkiyon ki jaan bachaai tumne..
Main-Thanks guys thanks..
Rashi-So kaisa laga feild mein uttar ke..??
Main-Maine bus plan banaaya to be honest....
Rashi-Ok..
Ruhi-So aaj ka session suru kartey hain..
Main-Ok .. Wait.. So aaj kuch weird questions hain mere pass and mujhe caahiye answers..
Ruhi-Ok we are ready..
Main-Naa.. Darling Tu nahi.. Tu meri family hai or tere samne mujhe bataane mein sharam aarahi hai.. Toh tu chutti lele aajki.. Main Rashi se baat karta hun..
Ruhi-(Hanste hue) Aisa kya puchega re.. Lol.. Ok Rashi take care..tu sambhaal...
Ye bolke Ruhi room se chali gayi maine uthke room ka gate bandh kiya and Rashi k pass baitha..
Rashi-Ok.. What's going on?? Ghurr kyun rahe ho?? AP??
Main-Naa.. Naa.. AP is long gone.. Sorry.. So rude of me introduction nahi diya jo..
Rashi-What?? You ok??
Main-Tumhe shakk tha naa ki meri multiple personalities hain?? Right??
Rashi-Yeah..
Main-Toh...
Rashi-Oh my god.. I knew it. I Fucking knew it.. Mujhe pakka vishwaash tha ki tumhari multiple personalities hain i knew it..Toh tum ho woh second personality..
Main-No.. Noo.. No... Technically I am the Third One.... Let me introduce my self.. They Call Me 3.0...
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