Update-396(Luck??)
396Pehle toh maine google khola or NCB k saare rules regulations laws sab padhne laga jisme obviously mujhe kuch he minutes lage or trust me 150+ pages they or Maine sab padh diye ..
Shruti-Lets make a deal AP.. Tum mujhe uss shaks k baare mein bataado jisne tumhari help ki thi uss din or jisne un logon ko maara toh main promise karti hun tumhara naam takk remove kardungi main iss case se kyunki mujhe wahi caahiye..
Main-No idea tum kya baat kar rahi ho.. Suno ye investigative warrant haina??
Shruti-Haan..
Main-Or main hun Subject iss warrant mein..
Shruti-Yes..
Main-Or agar main caahun toh main abhi iss gaadi se uttar shakta hun, agar mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe investigate karne waali team mein gadbadi hai toh?? In short agar woh team CAPABLE nahi hai toh..?? Or tumlog toh CAPABLE ho he nahi kyunki NCB k laws k according agar ghatna hone k 10 din baad bhi NCB ka woh officer uss situation par investigation suru nahi karwa paaya hai toh woh INCAPABLE ho shakta hai , confirm nahi hai but ho shakta hai.. Or uss ghatna ko 10 din hogaye or obviously investigation suru nahi hui hai kyunki investigation ka subject toh main hun or mere bina kya investigation karoge tumlog?? Yaani ye possible hai ki tumlog INCAPABLE / INCOMPETENT officers ho shakte ho.. Hindi mein bole toh असमर्थ/अक्षम ho shakte ho tumlog.. Right?? Toh main iss investigation k liye mana kar shakta hun..
Ye sunke Shruti ka munh khulla ka khulla reh gaya..
Shruti-Tumhe kisne bataaya ye sab??
Main-Padha maine abhi.. Ye dekho.. Google baba..
Shruti-T.. Tumne??3 minutes mein ye NCB Investigation laws padh liye??
Main-Naa keval investigation nahi.. Maine NCB K saare laws padh liye..
Shruti-Imossible.. Not humanly possible...
Main-Koi naa ab jab Bataunga tab clear hojaaega doubt.. So waise toh ye kaam mere lawyer ko karna caahiye but yahaan main he kar raha hun because I am smarter then a lawyer.. "Main officially tumlogon ko INCAPABLE/INCOMPETENT maanta hun or iss investigation mein hissa lene se saaf saaf mana karta hun, I don't want to be a part of this.. You guys are INCOMPETENT and it is making me awkward so please mujhe mere ghar waapis drop kardiya jaaye..
Shruti-Ok.. Ok.. Smart very smart I give you that.. But tumne aage waala part nahi padha dont worry mujhe pata hai bahot jyaada pages they toh I don't blame you but unhi pages mein iska solution bhi hai.. Jo ki...
Maine uski baat bichmein kaati..
Main-Jo Hai ki agar koi Subject investigation mein shaamil hone se mana kar deta hai Arresting officer ko incompetent ghosit karke toh arresting officer k pass 2 moke hote hain usse theek karne k.. First woh NCB special court k saamne jaake ye prove kare ki woh puri tarah capable hai uss investigation ko pura karne k liye .. Jo tum kar shakti ho but usme 2-3 weeks lag jaaenge tumhe or tabtak main apne ghar jaaunga.. Ab second option hota hai tum NCB k Head yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL ko letter likho ye kehte hue ki tum puri tarah capable ho or tumhe ye investigation continue karne diya jaaye.. Or obviously ye bhi tum kar shakti ho but isme bhi 3-4 din toh lag jaaenge again tabtak main ghar jaaunga..
Shruti-Tumne sachmein saare pages padh liye.. That's insane.. How.. How is that even possible... ???
Main-Aise he. Ab gaadi modo ghar jaana hai mujhe..
Shruti-Not really.. Tumne written rules toh padh liye but kuch unwritten rules bhi hain.. Jaise ki jo Director General ki post par hain woh favour owe karte hain mujhe.. Or main unki favorite officers mein se ek hun toh jiss kaam mein 3-4 din lagne bata rahe ho tum usme mujhe bus 15 se 20 minutes lagenge or main CAPABLE ghosit ho jaaungi ab haan agar tumhe 20 minutes k liye ghar jaana hai toh jaa shaktey ho.. Yelo office aa bhi gaya humaara.. Ab choice tumhari hai 20 minutes andar wait karoge yaa waapis jaaoge but jabtak waapis pohanchoge main permission le chuki houngi or tumhe waapis aana padega..
Usne hanste hue kaha..
Bhenchod.. Unwritten rules.. Funny..
Main-Main andar he chalunga..
Wohlog hanste hue gaadi se uttare maine apna phone jeb mein daala or unke sath niche uttara ..
Shruti-Aao andar aao..
Woh mujhe leke ek investigation room mein aai or ek chair par baithaya mujhe and khud mere saamne baith gayi uske sath ek officer or tha..
Shruti-Nilesh tum ADG Sir k liye ek letter likho or mujhse sign karwake unhe mail or fax kardo..
Nilesh-Ok madam..
Ye bolke woh chala gaya wahaan se..
Main-Ek Second ADG matlab Additional DIRECTOR GENERAL lekin permission toh DG yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL deta haina?? ADG toh DG se ek post niche hota hai..
Shruti-Hahaha.. Actually AP jo humaare DIRECTOR GENERAL haina Rakesh Rawat ji unka actually Knee ka operation hona hai toh unhone 2 maheene ki leave lerakhi hai or unki absence mein Jo Additional Director General hain woh Director General ka role nibhaa rahe hain.. Jo tumhare liye bahot badi bad news hai kyunki obviously Rakesh Rawat sir Jo hain woh tumhare bhaiya k close hain or woh shayad sign karne mein 3-4 din laga detey but Jo ADG sir hain woh mere bahot close hain mere mentor hain woh or mere kehne se woh kuch minutes mein he sign kardenge.. Unlucky for you though..
Main-I don't belive in luck.. I am the luck.. Suno paani ka glass peelado yaar.. Pyaash lagi hai..
Shruti-Sure..
Woh uthi or bahaar khadde officer ko paani kaa bolke waapis andar aai..
Shruti-Anything else?? Juice coffee?? Tea??
Main-Nope.. Paani is enough..
Shruti-Ok..
Situation tricky thi..mere liye nahi kyunki main caahta toh seconds k hisaab se gayab hojaata or ye mujhe lund nahi dhund paati.. Lekin fir mere jaane k baad 1.0 ko toh yahin aana tha fir aake usse seedha arrest kartey yelog or investigation se bhaagne k badle mein 4-5 months toh aise he jail time milta or fir saara shakk AP par jaata woh alag.. Najaane kitne saal ki jail hoti.. Or fir 1.0 or 2.0 rote baith k or main ye bilkul bhi nahi caahta kyunki " MAIN KHUDSE DUSHMANI MOL NAHI LENA CAAHTA".. MERA SABSE BADA DUSHMAN MAIN KHUD HUN OR USS DUSHMANI KO MAIN DABAAYE RAKHNA BEHTAR SAMJHTA HUN.. ISSLIYE MAINE AP KI HELP KARNA THEEK SAMJHA.
Hmm LUCK.. maybe Luck kuch toh hota he hoga.. Right? Ab Dekh kya chances hain ki jab main aaya hun tabhi ye bawligand investigation honi hai??or woh bhi jiss din mujhe headquarters jaana hai ussi din?? Kya possibility hai?? Or uppar se itana badhiya rule nikaal liya tha maine apne godlike dimag ki help se lekin woh bhi flop hogaya kyunki koi unwritten rule tha inka.. Bolo mera plan flop hogaya?? Mera.. Aji lund mera.. Mera plan flop?? Bhosdk Flop ka F bhi na ho shakta..
Mere cehre par ek muskurahat aagayi or main mast chair k uppar pair rakh k baith gaya..
Continued..