Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Rajesh]

Update-396(Luck??) ​

396


Pehle toh maine google khola or NCB k saare rules regulations laws sab padhne laga jisme obviously mujhe kuch he minutes lage or trust me 150+ pages they or Maine sab padh diye ..


Shruti-Lets make a deal AP.. Tum mujhe uss shaks k baare mein bataado jisne tumhari help ki thi uss din or jisne un logon ko maara toh main promise karti hun tumhara naam takk remove kardungi main iss case se kyunki mujhe wahi caahiye..


Main-No idea tum kya baat kar rahi ho.. Suno ye investigative warrant haina??


Shruti-Haan..


Main-Or main hun Subject iss warrant mein..


Shruti-Yes..


Main-Or agar main caahun toh main abhi iss gaadi se uttar shakta hun, agar mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe investigate karne waali team mein gadbadi hai toh?? In short agar woh team CAPABLE nahi hai toh..?? Or tumlog toh CAPABLE ho he nahi kyunki NCB k laws k according agar ghatna hone k 10 din baad bhi NCB ka woh officer uss situation par investigation suru nahi karwa paaya hai toh woh INCAPABLE ho shakta hai , confirm nahi hai but ho shakta hai.. Or uss ghatna ko 10 din hogaye or obviously investigation suru nahi hui hai kyunki investigation ka subject toh main hun or mere bina kya investigation karoge tumlog?? Yaani ye possible hai ki tumlog INCAPABLE / INCOMPETENT officers ho shakte ho.. Hindi mein bole toh असमर्थ/अक्षम ho shakte ho tumlog.. Right?? Toh main iss investigation k liye mana kar shakta hun..


Ye sunke Shruti ka munh khulla ka khulla reh gaya..


Shruti-Tumhe kisne bataaya ye sab??


Main-Padha maine abhi.. Ye dekho.. Google baba..


Shruti-T.. Tumne??3 minutes mein ye NCB Investigation laws padh liye??


Main-Naa keval investigation nahi.. Maine NCB K saare laws padh liye..


Shruti-Imossible.. Not humanly possible...


Main-Koi naa ab jab Bataunga tab clear hojaaega doubt.. So waise toh ye kaam mere lawyer ko karna caahiye but yahaan main he kar raha hun because I am smarter then a lawyer.. "Main officially tumlogon ko INCAPABLE/INCOMPETENT maanta hun or iss investigation mein hissa lene se saaf saaf mana karta hun, I don't want to be a part of this.. You guys are INCOMPETENT and it is making me awkward so please mujhe mere ghar waapis drop kardiya jaaye..


Shruti-Ok.. Ok.. Smart very smart I give you that.. But tumne aage waala part nahi padha dont worry mujhe pata hai bahot jyaada pages they toh I don't blame you but unhi pages mein iska solution bhi hai.. Jo ki...


Maine uski baat bichmein kaati..


Main-Jo Hai ki agar koi Subject investigation mein shaamil hone se mana kar deta hai Arresting officer ko incompetent ghosit karke toh arresting officer k pass 2 moke hote hain usse theek karne k.. First woh NCB special court k saamne jaake ye prove kare ki woh puri tarah capable hai uss investigation ko pura karne k liye .. Jo tum kar shakti ho but usme 2-3 weeks lag jaaenge tumhe or tabtak main apne ghar jaaunga.. Ab second option hota hai tum NCB k Head yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL ko letter likho ye kehte hue ki tum puri tarah capable ho or tumhe ye investigation continue karne diya jaaye.. Or obviously ye bhi tum kar shakti ho but isme bhi 3-4 din toh lag jaaenge again tabtak main ghar jaaunga..


Shruti-Tumne sachmein saare pages padh liye.. That's insane.. How.. How is that even possible... ???


Main-Aise he. Ab gaadi modo ghar jaana hai mujhe..


Shruti-Not really.. Tumne written rules toh padh liye but kuch unwritten rules bhi hain.. Jaise ki jo Director General ki post par hain woh favour owe karte hain mujhe.. Or main unki favorite officers mein se ek hun toh jiss kaam mein 3-4 din lagne bata rahe ho tum usme mujhe bus 15 se 20 minutes lagenge or main CAPABLE ghosit ho jaaungi ab haan agar tumhe 20 minutes k liye ghar jaana hai toh jaa shaktey ho.. Yelo office aa bhi gaya humaara.. Ab choice tumhari hai 20 minutes andar wait karoge yaa waapis jaaoge but jabtak waapis pohanchoge main permission le chuki houngi or tumhe waapis aana padega..


Usne hanste hue kaha..


Bhenchod.. Unwritten rules.. Funny..


Main-Main andar he chalunga..


Wohlog hanste hue gaadi se uttare maine apna phone jeb mein daala or unke sath niche uttara ..


Shruti-Aao andar aao..


Woh mujhe leke ek investigation room mein aai or ek chair par baithaya mujhe and khud mere saamne baith gayi uske sath ek officer or tha..


Shruti-Nilesh tum ADG Sir k liye ek letter likho or mujhse sign karwake unhe mail or fax kardo..


Nilesh-Ok madam..


Ye bolke woh chala gaya wahaan se..


Main-Ek Second ADG matlab Additional DIRECTOR GENERAL lekin permission toh DG yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL deta haina?? ADG toh DG se ek post niche hota hai..


Shruti-Hahaha.. Actually AP jo humaare DIRECTOR GENERAL haina Rakesh Rawat ji unka actually Knee ka operation hona hai toh unhone 2 maheene ki leave lerakhi hai or unki absence mein Jo Additional Director General hain woh Director General ka role nibhaa rahe hain.. Jo tumhare liye bahot badi bad news hai kyunki obviously Rakesh Rawat sir Jo hain woh tumhare bhaiya k close hain or woh shayad sign karne mein 3-4 din laga detey but Jo ADG sir hain woh mere bahot close hain mere mentor hain woh or mere kehne se woh kuch minutes mein he sign kardenge.. Unlucky for you though..


Main-I don't belive in luck.. I am the luck.. Suno paani ka glass peelado yaar.. Pyaash lagi hai..


Shruti-Sure..


Woh uthi or bahaar khadde officer ko paani kaa bolke waapis andar aai..


Shruti-Anything else?? Juice coffee?? Tea??


Main-Nope.. Paani is enough..


Shruti-Ok..


Situation tricky thi..mere liye nahi kyunki main caahta toh seconds k hisaab se gayab hojaata or ye mujhe lund nahi dhund paati.. Lekin fir mere jaane k baad 1.0 ko toh yahin aana tha fir aake usse seedha arrest kartey yelog or investigation se bhaagne k badle mein 4-5 months toh aise he jail time milta or fir saara shakk AP par jaata woh alag.. Najaane kitne saal ki jail hoti.. Or fir 1.0 or 2.0 rote baith k or main ye bilkul bhi nahi caahta kyunki " MAIN KHUDSE DUSHMANI MOL NAHI LENA CAAHTA".. MERA SABSE BADA DUSHMAN MAIN KHUD HUN OR USS DUSHMANI KO MAIN DABAAYE RAKHNA BEHTAR SAMJHTA HUN.. ISSLIYE MAINE AP KI HELP KARNA THEEK SAMJHA.


Hmm LUCK.. maybe Luck kuch toh hota he hoga.. Right? Ab Dekh kya chances hain ki jab main aaya hun tabhi ye bawligand investigation honi hai??or woh bhi jiss din mujhe headquarters jaana hai ussi din?? Kya possibility hai?? Or uppar se itana badhiya rule nikaal liya tha maine apne godlike dimag ki help se lekin woh bhi flop hogaya kyunki koi unwritten rule tha inka.. Bolo mera plan flop hogaya?? Mera.. Aji lund mera.. Mera plan flop?? Bhosdk Flop ka F bhi na ho shakta..


Mere cehre par ek muskurahat aagayi or main mast chair k uppar pair rakh k baith gaya..


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Awesome update bro

 

[Sharma]

Bechare ADG fokat m BHAGWAN ki bhent chad gaye....

 

[Rajesh]

Update-397(The Warning) ​

397


Maine fir apne andar k 1.0 ko jagaaya kyunki kuch derr conversation honi thi toh wahi theek tha..


Shruti-Tumhe darr nahi lag raha?


Main-Darr??


Mujhe sach mein hansi aagayi..


Main - No.. Not at all.. Mujhe kissi se darr nahi lagta.. I am not scared of any living or non living being in this universe.. Nothing scares me.. Nothing.. Darr tumhe lagna chahiye kyunki yahaan toh maine kuch kiya bhi nahi hai or maan lo kuch kiya bhi hota naa maine toh tum tumhari team tumhare DG, AdG tumhari puri NCB milke bhi mere against kuch nahi dhund shakti.. Kuch bhi nahi.. Harr baar logon ko lagta hai mujhe fansa liya unhone lekin end mein main humesha he jeet jaata hun or saamne waale ko apna sab kuch haarna padta hai.. Wahi tumhare sath hoga. Ye investigation puri hogi main jeet jaaunga tum fir irrelevant hojaaogi.. Tumhe daba denge tumhare seniors. Bali ka bakra tumhe banaaenge tumhare uppar waale log.. Fir tumne jo bade bade heroic missions kiye hain unhe koi yaad nahi rakhega. Saikdon kilos jo drugs pakkadke tumne hjaaron logon ki jaan jo bachaai haina woh kissi ko yaad nahi aaegi kyunki tumhe irrelevant kardiya jaaega or tum itana niche chali jaaogi.. Trust me..


Ye sunke woh kuch second k liye almost rukki..


Main-Noo..


Shruti-Kya??


Main-Tumhare sawaal ka jawaab.. Noo..


Shruti-Maine kya bola??


Main-Bola nahi but soch rahi ho tum.. Yahi soch rahi ho na. "is This Worth It?? "


Ye sunke usko ek literal jhatka laga woh darr gayi maano..


Shruti-T. tr. tum!!.? Tumhe kaise pata??


Main-I Can Read People Honey. Iska jawaab hai,No This Isn't Worth It.. Kuch haasil nahi kar paaogi tum..


Shruti-Jo bhi hai.. Mujhe sach jaanana hai.. Mera kaam hai meri job hai ye..


Main-Sure.. Good for you.. I am here to help..


Shruti-Good Job by the way.. Kal Vilas ko khatam karke bahot bada kaam kiya tumne..


Main-I Know..


Shruti-Kaise karletey ho tum ye sab??


Main-Built Different I Guess..


Shruti-Maybe..


Main-25 minutes toh hogaye hain waise??


Shruti-Thoda time or do .. 10 more minutes..


Main-Sure.. Tumhe ek tip dun??


Shruti-I don't need it..


Main-You definitely need it.. Dekho mujhe pata hai tum ek behtareen officer ho for sure.. NcB ki best agent ho tum.. Tum sach ki ladaai ladti ho harr criminal ko saja dilwaana caahti ho tum.. Good.. Great in fact.. Issiliye tum mere piche paddi ho kyunki tumhare liye main bhi ek criminal hun jo technically main hun bhi.. Or tumhare liye main ek aisa criminal hun jisne tumhe baar baar haraaya hai , help bhi ki hai tumhari but tumhe fansaaya jyaada hai.. Issliye tum mujhe bhi saja dilwaana caahti ho and i dont blame you.. Mere uppar saikdon cases, inquiries, investigation hui hongi or tum unmein se akeli ho jisko mere kissi dushman ne nahi bheja mujhe fansane k liye,tum akeli ho jisne sachmein mujhe saja dilwaani hai baaki sabka motive hota tha politics but tumhara nahi hai.. Or trust me ye only reason hai jo tum aajtak yahaan tikki hui ho..


Shruti-Exucse me.. Tum dhamki derahi ho..


Main-Oh 10000% dhamki hai.. Are you kidding me.. Tumhe pata hai main kon hun??? Tumhe kya lagta hai tum Mandir mein aake bhagwaan par case kardogi?? Sirf issliye ki NCB ki badi agent ho ?? Hell no.. Tum case kar rahi ho kyunki bhagwaan caahta hai tum case karo inshort main caahta hun tum mujh pe case karo.. Main bhagwan hun yahaan ka.. Main hawa roukk dun yahaan pe toh tum kya cheej ho?? Dhamki ??? Of course dhamki hai ye..


Maine hanste hue kaha..


Main-Main caahta toh tumhari investigation ussi din khatam kar deta jab tum yahaan aai, doobara kabhi tumhari shakal nahi dekhta main agar main caahta toh.. Tumhe koi idea nahi hai meri powers ka.. Arrey Maine tumhara transfer rukwaaya.. Literally.. Woh jab Vinu k case mein tum baar baar fail horahi thi or uske baad jab tumne Delhi se puri force bulwaa lee thi Vinu ko pakkadne k liye or Maine tumhe traffic mein uljhaake Vinu ko khud pakkad liya tha.. Tumhe kya laga itani badi fail ki koi punishment nahi milli tumhe?? Saikdon agents with weapons ncb k kharche pe bulaaye bina baat or punishment na mille.. Hell No.. Tumhare transfer ka toh order nikal gaya tha Chhattisgarh bhej rahe they tumhe.. Naxal area mein.. 1 maheene baad laash he milti tumhari.. Or woh nikala hua order Maine waapis karaaya.. Can you belive it?? Maine ek official order Jo tumhare DG ne nikaal diya tha usse waapis karwa diya.. Ye kar shakta hun main.. Tumhe vishwash nahi hoga ki maine tumhari help ki but puchtaach karwa lena pata chal jaaega.. Or ye sab main tumhe issliye nahi bata raha ki mujhe tumhari sympathy caahiye.. Hell no.. I don't give a fuck.. Tum pura jor lagaate raho beshak.. Maine issliye bataaya ki tum jo kar rahi ho mere against woh keval issliye hai ki main caahta hun ki tum woh karo.. Tumhari ankhein kholni hai mujhe kyunki tum khud bataao jiss din se tum mere piche paddi ho.. Or main ye nahi keh raha tumhe personally dushmani hai mujhse naa tumhari job hai ye but jiss din se tum mere piche paddi ho.. Kya tumne uss din se aajtak ek gram bhi drugs pakkade hain?? Ek dealer ko bhi arrest kiya hai?? Main batata hun...Ji nahi,nope.. Ek bhi nahi.. Shruti Sandhu NCb ki best agent jisne behisaab drugs pakkade behisaab logon ko nashe se bachaaya behisaab dealers or suppliers ko arrest kiya usne hafto se kuch nahi kiya hai.. Kuch bhi nahi... Can you imagine..?? Keval issliye ki tumhe mujhe saja dilwaani hai.. I am sorry to burst your bubble lekin tum mujhe saja nahi dilwa shakti main tumhare saamne kissi ka khoon kardun toh bhi tum mujhe saja nahi dilwa shakti.. Ye hun main.. Samjhi?? Issliye or sirf issliye main keh raha hun ki mujhe chhodo tum kya tumhare DG or uske seniors bhi mera kuch nahi bigaad shaktey ulta tum apne path se bhatak rahi ho tum NCB ki best agent ho tumhe drugs ko rokana caahiye mera kya hai mera kuch nahi bigaad shakte tumlog issliye stop wasting your time kuch acha karo..


Ye sunke Shruti literally chup he reh gayi woh 3-4 minutes takk bus mujhe ghurrti he rahi literally kuch bhi nahi boli woh.. Or woh aise he rehti agar gate knock na hua hota toh.


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Fantastic update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-398(You Can't Go Against Me) ​

398


Gate knock hua or woh Nilesh andar aaya...


Nilesh-Mmmm... Mmadam... Mam.. Shruti Mam..


Finally woh honsh mein aai..


Shruti-Yes..? Aagaya order??


Nilesh-Nnn... No.. Mam.. Mam..


Shruti-Kya hua??


Nilesh-W. W. W. oh mam.. Woh...


Shruti-Speakkkkkkk..


Nilesh-ADG sir ka Kolkata mein accident hogaya hai or usme ADG sir unki wife unka beta or unki beti ki death 7-8 minutes pehle hogayi..


Shruti-What??


Ye sunke Shruti chilaai..


Shruti-Oh.. My god....that's.... .. Oh my god.. Mere mentor they woh..


Niles-Yeah.. I know mam.. I am sorry.. Unki.. Unki puri family... It's... It's over.


Shruti-I.. I can't belive this... Oh my god..


Uski aankho se anshu aagaye but usne khud ko sambhaala mere saamne strong dikhne k liye..


Shruti-Humlog ko Kolkata jaana hai..


Nilesh-Ok mam.. I'll get the car ready..


Ye bolke woh chala gaya..


Shruti-Sorry to waste your time AP but tum jaa shaktey ho.. Ye sab sort hone k baad hum fir continue karenge investigation main fir bulaaungi tumhe..


Main-Nahi bulaaogi..


Shruti-What ??


Main-Nahi bulaaogi tum mujhe..


Shruti-Or tumhe kaise pata ye??


Main-Maine ankhein kholdi tumhari.. Ye investigation doobara nahi hogi ab.. Mujhe pata hai..


Shruti-Tum jaa shaktey ho..


Main-Goodbye..


Ye bolke main uss cabin se hanste hue nikala or wahaan se nikal ke autoricshaw dhundane laga or tabhi mera phone baja Jo unknown number tha...


Main-Hello Eli.. Kaisi ho??


Eli-I..I.....I...A.A.A...am good bosssss.. Bahot acha laga aapne mujhe apna task dene laayak samjha.. Koi galati nahi hui boss.. All went smooth..


Main-Great job Eli.. Mujhe laga tha galati hogi kyunki Maine DG k orders diye they but incharge ADG tha..


Eli-2 minutes lage pata karne mein boss ki DG toh already Hospital mein hai usse kyun marwaaoge aap .. ADG ko dhunda seconds mein or wahaan contacts they he abhi abhi ek function se nikala tha.. So sad...


Main-Good Job..


Eli-Thanks boss.. It means a lot.. Lekin boss aapko aise chote logon se kya problem hogayi??


Main-Eli i hate questions..


Eli-I am so sorry boss.. Sorry..


Main-Bye.


Eli-Bye.. Bye boss.. Please koi bhi task chota ya bada ho please mujhe bataao I'll make it happen for you.. I am ready to die for you boss.. Anytime anywhere anyhow..


Main-I know Eli I know..


Call disconnected..


Dekho ,ye mera fault nahi hai, main nahi caahta tha ki woh ADG marre main toh usse jaanta bhi nahi tha but uski gallati itani thi ki woh mere against aane waala tha or bus uski ye galati uska pura khaandaan khatam karwa gayi and that's Sad.. But it is what it is.. That's the world we live in..


Main aage road par aaya or rickshaw ka wait karne laga or 2 minutes baad he ek auto mere saamne aake rukka..


"haan sahaab kahaan jj. j. j. Arrey AP bhai aap" Parnaam bhai.. Aap yahaan??


Main-Haan.. Haweli jaana hai..


"J.. Ji bhai.. Aaiye bhai.. Baithiye.. "


Main aage uske sath he baith gaya or auto aage badha..


Driver-A. A. AAp auto mein kaise bhai??


Main-Aise he.. Kya dikkat hai??


Driver-Kuch nahi bhai hus yun he puch liya..


Main-Ye nahi.. Tujhe kya dikkat hai.. Kya problem hai.. Biwi?? Bimar hai yaa dhoka de rahi hai?? Dhoka.. Bc.. Cheat kar rahi hai..


Driver-s. a.. Aa.. Ek.. Minute... Aa.aap.. Aap..


Main-Main cehre padh leta hun logon k.. Tere bus se bahaar nikal gayi?? Ab Tu tension mein hai ki karun kya maaf karun yaa chhod dun.. Main batata hun, chhod dey.. Maafi waafi kuch hota nahi hai, maafi kamjor logon ki nishaani hoti hai .. Maaf karega toh kuch time baad fir chutiya banaaegi tera kyunki usko pata he hai tu kuch karega nahi.. Chhod dey bc gand marrae main toh kehta hun thok dey..aisa plan banaake dunga ki khud tujhe pata nahi chalega tune maara hai usko..Agar woh tere bus ka nahi hai toh chhod he dey..


Driver-Ww.. woh.. Mera..


Main-Tera beta..ohh..Custody ki chinta hai.. Ek kaam kar abki baar jab apne aashik k pass jaaye Tu piche se jaaiyo photo woto khainch liyo phone wone ki recordings sab save kar liyo or judge ko dikha diyo.. Aisi chutiya aurat ko custody nahi denge wohlog.. Bus that's it..


Driver-Aa. a. A. Ap.. Aap sachmein bhagwaan ho bhai..


Main-Pata hai mujhe.. Yahin roukk dey..


Main uttara auto se haweli k saamne..


Main-Paise nahi hain mere pass.. Jaa bhaag jaa jo idea diya woh kaafi mehanga hai..


Driver-Koi baat nahi bhai.. Chhod dunga bhai usko.. Dhanyavaad bhai..


Main-Good..


Main haweli k andar aaya toh Babhi Or Meenu dono lunch ki taiyaari kar rahe they..


Babhi-Kahaan jaa aaya subah subah??


Main-Walk par gaya tha babhi..


Babhi-2 Ghanto ki walk..


Main-Yep.. Lunch lagaao.. Also main aaj bahaar jaa raha hun..


Babhi-Ok.. Kahaan!?


Main-Australia..


Babhi-Australia?? Bahaar toh aise bola jaise delhi jaa raha hai. Australia kya hua??


Main-Meri Psychiatrist ne bola hai sab sahi hai thode din ki trip par chala jaa mind fresh hojaayega Or sab theek ho jaayega..


Babhi-Ohh Great.. Sun fir Tere bhaiya yaa baaki toh jaaenge nahi main Ravi Meenu or Sam chalte hain sath..


Main-Naa.. Naa babhi. Akela jaaunga bus Ami jaaegi security purposes k liye sath.. Sab kuch bhullke aaunga..


Babhi-Acha sath nahi leke jaana toh bahaane maarta hai.. Koi naa chala jaa tu theek hoja wahi bahot hai ..


Main-Yep...


Lunch k baad main room mein aaya or Chang ko call kiya..


Chang-Ji boss..


Main-Shyaam ki flight karwale Headquarters jaana hai.


Chang-Shyaam ki?? Milgaya plan??


Main-Naa.. Aise he jaaenge...


Chang-Kya baat kar rahe ho boss aise kaise jaaoge.. Gand maarlenge wohlog..


Maib-Bhosdk Don't forget kon hun main.. Tujhe bola woh kar..


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Great update bro

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-396(Luck??) ​

396


Pehle toh maine google khola or NCB k saare rules regulations laws sab padhne laga jisme obviously mujhe kuch he minutes lage or trust me 150+ pages they or Maine sab padh diye ..


Shruti-Lets make a deal AP.. Tum mujhe uss shaks k baare mein bataado jisne tumhari help ki thi uss din or jisne un logon ko maara toh main promise karti hun tumhara naam takk remove kardungi main iss case se kyunki mujhe wahi caahiye..


Main-No idea tum kya baat kar rahi ho.. Suno ye investigative warrant haina??


Shruti-Haan..


Main-Or main hun Subject iss warrant mein..


Shruti-Yes..


Main-Or agar main caahun toh main abhi iss gaadi se uttar shakta hun, agar mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe investigate karne waali team mein gadbadi hai toh?? In short agar woh team CAPABLE nahi hai toh..?? Or tumlog toh CAPABLE ho he nahi kyunki NCB k laws k according agar ghatna hone k 10 din baad bhi NCB ka woh officer uss situation par investigation suru nahi karwa paaya hai toh woh INCAPABLE ho shakta hai , confirm nahi hai but ho shakta hai.. Or uss ghatna ko 10 din hogaye or obviously investigation suru nahi hui hai kyunki investigation ka subject toh main hun or mere bina kya investigation karoge tumlog?? Yaani ye possible hai ki tumlog INCAPABLE / INCOMPETENT officers ho shakte ho.. Hindi mein bole toh असमर्थ/अक्षम ho shakte ho tumlog.. Right?? Toh main iss investigation k liye mana kar shakta hun..


Ye sunke Shruti ka munh khulla ka khulla reh gaya..


Shruti-Tumhe kisne bataaya ye sab??


Main-Padha maine abhi.. Ye dekho.. Google baba..


Shruti-T.. Tumne??3 minutes mein ye NCB Investigation laws padh liye??


Main-Naa keval investigation nahi.. Maine NCB K saare laws padh liye..


Shruti-Imossible.. Not humanly possible...


Main-Koi naa ab jab Bataunga tab clear hojaaega doubt.. So waise toh ye kaam mere lawyer ko karna caahiye but yahaan main he kar raha hun because I am smarter then a lawyer.. "Main officially tumlogon ko INCAPABLE/INCOMPETENT maanta hun or iss investigation mein hissa lene se saaf saaf mana karta hun, I don't want to be a part of this.. You guys are INCOMPETENT and it is making me awkward so please mujhe mere ghar waapis drop kardiya jaaye..


Shruti-Ok.. Ok.. Smart very smart I give you that.. But tumne aage waala part nahi padha dont worry mujhe pata hai bahot jyaada pages they toh I don't blame you but unhi pages mein iska solution bhi hai.. Jo ki...


Maine uski baat bichmein kaati..


Main-Jo Hai ki agar koi Subject investigation mein shaamil hone se mana kar deta hai Arresting officer ko incompetent ghosit karke toh arresting officer k pass 2 moke hote hain usse theek karne k.. First woh NCB special court k saamne jaake ye prove kare ki woh puri tarah capable hai uss investigation ko pura karne k liye .. Jo tum kar shakti ho but usme 2-3 weeks lag jaaenge tumhe or tabtak main apne ghar jaaunga.. Ab second option hota hai tum NCB k Head yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL ko letter likho ye kehte hue ki tum puri tarah capable ho or tumhe ye investigation continue karne diya jaaye.. Or obviously ye bhi tum kar shakti ho but isme bhi 3-4 din toh lag jaaenge again tabtak main ghar jaaunga..


Shruti-Tumne sachmein saare pages padh liye.. That's insane.. How.. How is that even possible... ???


Main-Aise he. Ab gaadi modo ghar jaana hai mujhe..


Shruti-Not really.. Tumne written rules toh padh liye but kuch unwritten rules bhi hain.. Jaise ki jo Director General ki post par hain woh favour owe karte hain mujhe.. Or main unki favorite officers mein se ek hun toh jiss kaam mein 3-4 din lagne bata rahe ho tum usme mujhe bus 15 se 20 minutes lagenge or main CAPABLE ghosit ho jaaungi ab haan agar tumhe 20 minutes k liye ghar jaana hai toh jaa shaktey ho.. Yelo office aa bhi gaya humaara.. Ab choice tumhari hai 20 minutes andar wait karoge yaa waapis jaaoge but jabtak waapis pohanchoge main permission le chuki houngi or tumhe waapis aana padega..


Usne hanste hue kaha..


Bhenchod.. Unwritten rules.. Funny..


Main-Main andar he chalunga..


Wohlog hanste hue gaadi se uttare maine apna phone jeb mein daala or unke sath niche uttara ..


Shruti-Aao andar aao..


Woh mujhe leke ek investigation room mein aai or ek chair par baithaya mujhe and khud mere saamne baith gayi uske sath ek officer or tha..


Shruti-Nilesh tum ADG Sir k liye ek letter likho or mujhse sign karwake unhe mail or fax kardo..


Nilesh-Ok madam..


Ye bolke woh chala gaya wahaan se..


Main-Ek Second ADG matlab Additional DIRECTOR GENERAL lekin permission toh DG yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL deta haina?? ADG toh DG se ek post niche hota hai..


Shruti-Hahaha.. Actually AP jo humaare DIRECTOR GENERAL haina Rakesh Rawat ji unka actually Knee ka operation hona hai toh unhone 2 maheene ki leave lerakhi hai or unki absence mein Jo Additional Director General hain woh Director General ka role nibhaa rahe hain.. Jo tumhare liye bahot badi bad news hai kyunki obviously Rakesh Rawat sir Jo hain woh tumhare bhaiya k close hain or woh shayad sign karne mein 3-4 din laga detey but Jo ADG sir hain woh mere bahot close hain mere mentor hain woh or mere kehne se woh kuch minutes mein he sign kardenge.. Unlucky for you though..


Main-I don't belive in luck.. I am the luck.. Suno paani ka glass peelado yaar.. Pyaash lagi hai..


Shruti-Sure..


Woh uthi or bahaar khadde officer ko paani kaa bolke waapis andar aai..


Shruti-Anything else?? Juice coffee?? Tea??


Main-Nope.. Paani is enough..


Shruti-Ok..


Situation tricky thi..mere liye nahi kyunki main caahta toh seconds k hisaab se gayab hojaata or ye mujhe lund nahi dhund paati.. Lekin fir mere jaane k baad 1.0 ko toh yahin aana tha fir aake usse seedha arrest kartey yelog or investigation se bhaagne k badle mein 4-5 months toh aise he jail time milta or fir saara shakk AP par jaata woh alag.. Najaane kitne saal ki jail hoti.. Or fir 1.0 or 2.0 rote baith k or main ye bilkul bhi nahi caahta kyunki " MAIN KHUDSE DUSHMANI MOL NAHI LENA CAAHTA".. MERA SABSE BADA DUSHMAN MAIN KHUD HUN OR USS DUSHMANI KO MAIN DABAAYE RAKHNA BEHTAR SAMJHTA HUN.. ISSLIYE MAINE AP KI HELP KARNA THEEK SAMJHA.


Hmm LUCK.. maybe Luck kuch toh hota he hoga.. Right? Ab Dekh kya chances hain ki jab main aaya hun tabhi ye bawligand investigation honi hai??or woh bhi jiss din mujhe headquarters jaana hai ussi din?? Kya possibility hai?? Or uppar se itana badhiya rule nikaal liya tha maine apne godlike dimag ki help se lekin woh bhi flop hogaya kyunki koi unwritten rule tha inka.. Bolo mera plan flop hogaya?? Mera.. Aji lund mera.. Mera plan flop?? Bhosdk Flop ka F bhi na ho shakta..


Mere cehre par ek muskurahat aagayi or main mast chair k uppar pair rakh k baith gaya..


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Nice update

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-397(The Warning) ​

397


Maine fir apne andar k 1.0 ko jagaaya kyunki kuch derr conversation honi thi toh wahi theek tha..


Shruti-Tumhe darr nahi lag raha?


Main-Darr??


Mujhe sach mein hansi aagayi..


Main - No.. Not at all.. Mujhe kissi se darr nahi lagta.. I am not scared of any living or non living being in this universe.. Nothing scares me.. Nothing.. Darr tumhe lagna chahiye kyunki yahaan toh maine kuch kiya bhi nahi hai or maan lo kuch kiya bhi hota naa maine toh tum tumhari team tumhare DG, AdG tumhari puri NCB milke bhi mere against kuch nahi dhund shakti.. Kuch bhi nahi.. Harr baar logon ko lagta hai mujhe fansa liya unhone lekin end mein main humesha he jeet jaata hun or saamne waale ko apna sab kuch haarna padta hai.. Wahi tumhare sath hoga. Ye investigation puri hogi main jeet jaaunga tum fir irrelevant hojaaogi.. Tumhe daba denge tumhare seniors. Bali ka bakra tumhe banaaenge tumhare uppar waale log.. Fir tumne jo bade bade heroic missions kiye hain unhe koi yaad nahi rakhega. Saikdon kilos jo drugs pakkadke tumne hjaaron logon ki jaan jo bachaai haina woh kissi ko yaad nahi aaegi kyunki tumhe irrelevant kardiya jaaega or tum itana niche chali jaaogi.. Trust me..


Ye sunke woh kuch second k liye almost rukki..


Main-Noo..


Shruti-Kya??


Main-Tumhare sawaal ka jawaab.. Noo..


Shruti-Maine kya bola??


Main-Bola nahi but soch rahi ho tum.. Yahi soch rahi ho na. "is This Worth It?? "


Ye sunke usko ek literal jhatka laga woh darr gayi maano..


Shruti-T. tr. tum!!.? Tumhe kaise pata??


Main-I Can Read People Honey. Iska jawaab hai,No This Isn't Worth It.. Kuch haasil nahi kar paaogi tum..


Shruti-Jo bhi hai.. Mujhe sach jaanana hai.. Mera kaam hai meri job hai ye..


Main-Sure.. Good for you.. I am here to help..


Shruti-Good Job by the way.. Kal Vilas ko khatam karke bahot bada kaam kiya tumne..


Main-I Know..


Shruti-Kaise karletey ho tum ye sab??


Main-Built Different I Guess..


Shruti-Maybe..


Main-25 minutes toh hogaye hain waise??


Shruti-Thoda time or do .. 10 more minutes..


Main-Sure.. Tumhe ek tip dun??


Shruti-I don't need it..


Main-You definitely need it.. Dekho mujhe pata hai tum ek behtareen officer ho for sure.. NcB ki best agent ho tum.. Tum sach ki ladaai ladti ho harr criminal ko saja dilwaana caahti ho tum.. Good.. Great in fact.. Issiliye tum mere piche paddi ho kyunki tumhare liye main bhi ek criminal hun jo technically main hun bhi.. Or tumhare liye main ek aisa criminal hun jisne tumhe baar baar haraaya hai , help bhi ki hai tumhari but tumhe fansaaya jyaada hai.. Issliye tum mujhe bhi saja dilwaana caahti ho and i dont blame you.. Mere uppar saikdon cases, inquiries, investigation hui hongi or tum unmein se akeli ho jisko mere kissi dushman ne nahi bheja mujhe fansane k liye,tum akeli ho jisne sachmein mujhe saja dilwaani hai baaki sabka motive hota tha politics but tumhara nahi hai.. Or trust me ye only reason hai jo tum aajtak yahaan tikki hui ho..


Shruti-Exucse me.. Tum dhamki derahi ho..


Main-Oh 10000% dhamki hai.. Are you kidding me.. Tumhe pata hai main kon hun??? Tumhe kya lagta hai tum Mandir mein aake bhagwaan par case kardogi?? Sirf issliye ki NCB ki badi agent ho ?? Hell no.. Tum case kar rahi ho kyunki bhagwaan caahta hai tum case karo inshort main caahta hun tum mujh pe case karo.. Main bhagwan hun yahaan ka.. Main hawa roukk dun yahaan pe toh tum kya cheej ho?? Dhamki ??? Of course dhamki hai ye..


Maine hanste hue kaha..


Main-Main caahta toh tumhari investigation ussi din khatam kar deta jab tum yahaan aai, doobara kabhi tumhari shakal nahi dekhta main agar main caahta toh.. Tumhe koi idea nahi hai meri powers ka.. Arrey Maine tumhara transfer rukwaaya.. Literally.. Woh jab Vinu k case mein tum baar baar fail horahi thi or uske baad jab tumne Delhi se puri force bulwaa lee thi Vinu ko pakkadne k liye or Maine tumhe traffic mein uljhaake Vinu ko khud pakkad liya tha.. Tumhe kya laga itani badi fail ki koi punishment nahi milli tumhe?? Saikdon agents with weapons ncb k kharche pe bulaaye bina baat or punishment na mille.. Hell No.. Tumhare transfer ka toh order nikal gaya tha Chhattisgarh bhej rahe they tumhe.. Naxal area mein.. 1 maheene baad laash he milti tumhari.. Or woh nikala hua order Maine waapis karaaya.. Can you belive it?? Maine ek official order Jo tumhare DG ne nikaal diya tha usse waapis karwa diya.. Ye kar shakta hun main.. Tumhe vishwash nahi hoga ki maine tumhari help ki but puchtaach karwa lena pata chal jaaega.. Or ye sab main tumhe issliye nahi bata raha ki mujhe tumhari sympathy caahiye.. Hell no.. I don't give a fuck.. Tum pura jor lagaate raho beshak.. Maine issliye bataaya ki tum jo kar rahi ho mere against woh keval issliye hai ki main caahta hun ki tum woh karo.. Tumhari ankhein kholni hai mujhe kyunki tum khud bataao jiss din se tum mere piche paddi ho.. Or main ye nahi keh raha tumhe personally dushmani hai mujhse naa tumhari job hai ye but jiss din se tum mere piche paddi ho.. Kya tumne uss din se aajtak ek gram bhi drugs pakkade hain?? Ek dealer ko bhi arrest kiya hai?? Main batata hun...Ji nahi,nope.. Ek bhi nahi.. Shruti Sandhu NCb ki best agent jisne behisaab drugs pakkade behisaab logon ko nashe se bachaaya behisaab dealers or suppliers ko arrest kiya usne hafto se kuch nahi kiya hai.. Kuch bhi nahi... Can you imagine..?? Keval issliye ki tumhe mujhe saja dilwaani hai.. I am sorry to burst your bubble lekin tum mujhe saja nahi dilwa shakti main tumhare saamne kissi ka khoon kardun toh bhi tum mujhe saja nahi dilwa shakti.. Ye hun main.. Samjhi?? Issliye or sirf issliye main keh raha hun ki mujhe chhodo tum kya tumhare DG or uske seniors bhi mera kuch nahi bigaad shaktey ulta tum apne path se bhatak rahi ho tum NCB ki best agent ho tumhe drugs ko rokana caahiye mera kya hai mera kuch nahi bigaad shakte tumlog issliye stop wasting your time kuch acha karo..


Ye sunke Shruti literally chup he reh gayi woh 3-4 minutes takk bus mujhe ghurrti he rahi literally kuch bhi nahi boli woh.. Or woh aise he rehti agar gate knock na hua hota toh.


Continued..

Faat jayegi bechari ki

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-398(You Can't Go Against Me) ​

398


Gate knock hua or woh Nilesh andar aaya...


Nilesh-Mmmm... Mmadam... Mam.. Shruti Mam..


Finally woh honsh mein aai..


Shruti-Yes..? Aagaya order??


Nilesh-Nnn... No.. Mam.. Mam..


Shruti-Kya hua??


Nilesh-W. W. W. oh mam.. Woh...


Shruti-Speakkkkkkk..


Nilesh-ADG sir ka Kolkata mein accident hogaya hai or usme ADG sir unki wife unka beta or unki beti ki death 7-8 minutes pehle hogayi..


Shruti-What??


Ye sunke Shruti chilaai..


Shruti-Oh.. My god....that's.... .. Oh my god.. Mere mentor they woh..


Niles-Yeah.. I know mam.. I am sorry.. Unki.. Unki puri family... It's... It's over.


Shruti-I.. I can't belive this... Oh my god..


Uski aankho se anshu aagaye but usne khud ko sambhaala mere saamne strong dikhne k liye..


Shruti-Humlog ko Kolkata jaana hai..


Nilesh-Ok mam.. I'll get the car ready..


Ye bolke woh chala gaya..


Shruti-Sorry to waste your time AP but tum jaa shaktey ho.. Ye sab sort hone k baad hum fir continue karenge investigation main fir bulaaungi tumhe..


Main-Nahi bulaaogi..


Shruti-What ??


Main-Nahi bulaaogi tum mujhe..


Shruti-Or tumhe kaise pata ye??


Main-Maine ankhein kholdi tumhari.. Ye investigation doobara nahi hogi ab.. Mujhe pata hai..


Shruti-Tum jaa shaktey ho..


Main-Goodbye..


Ye bolke main uss cabin se hanste hue nikala or wahaan se nikal ke autoricshaw dhundane laga or tabhi mera phone baja Jo unknown number tha...


Main-Hello Eli.. Kaisi ho??


Eli-I..I.....I...A.A.A...am good bosssss.. Bahot acha laga aapne mujhe apna task dene laayak samjha.. Koi galati nahi hui boss.. All went smooth..


Main-Great job Eli.. Mujhe laga tha galati hogi kyunki Maine DG k orders diye they but incharge ADG tha..


Eli-2 minutes lage pata karne mein boss ki DG toh already Hospital mein hai usse kyun marwaaoge aap .. ADG ko dhunda seconds mein or wahaan contacts they he abhi abhi ek function se nikala tha.. So sad...


Main-Good Job..


Eli-Thanks boss.. It means a lot.. Lekin boss aapko aise chote logon se kya problem hogayi??


Main-Eli i hate questions..


Eli-I am so sorry boss.. Sorry..


Main-Bye.


Eli-Bye.. Bye boss.. Please koi bhi task chota ya bada ho please mujhe bataao I'll make it happen for you.. I am ready to die for you boss.. Anytime anywhere anyhow..


Main-I know Eli I know..


Call disconnected..


Dekho ,ye mera fault nahi hai, main nahi caahta tha ki woh ADG marre main toh usse jaanta bhi nahi tha but uski gallati itani thi ki woh mere against aane waala tha or bus uski ye galati uska pura khaandaan khatam karwa gayi and that's Sad.. But it is what it is.. That's the world we live in..


Main aage road par aaya or rickshaw ka wait karne laga or 2 minutes baad he ek auto mere saamne aake rukka..


"haan sahaab kahaan jj. j. j. Arrey AP bhai aap" Parnaam bhai.. Aap yahaan??


Main-Haan.. Haweli jaana hai..


"J.. Ji bhai.. Aaiye bhai.. Baithiye.. "


Main aage uske sath he baith gaya or auto aage badha..


Driver-A. A. AAp auto mein kaise bhai??


Main-Aise he.. Kya dikkat hai??


Driver-Kuch nahi bhai hus yun he puch liya..


Main-Ye nahi.. Tujhe kya dikkat hai.. Kya problem hai.. Biwi?? Bimar hai yaa dhoka de rahi hai?? Dhoka.. Bc.. Cheat kar rahi hai..


Driver-s. a.. Aa.. Ek.. Minute... Aa.aap.. Aap..


Main-Main cehre padh leta hun logon k.. Tere bus se bahaar nikal gayi?? Ab Tu tension mein hai ki karun kya maaf karun yaa chhod dun.. Main batata hun, chhod dey.. Maafi waafi kuch hota nahi hai, maafi kamjor logon ki nishaani hoti hai .. Maaf karega toh kuch time baad fir chutiya banaaegi tera kyunki usko pata he hai tu kuch karega nahi.. Chhod dey bc gand marrae main toh kehta hun thok dey..aisa plan banaake dunga ki khud tujhe pata nahi chalega tune maara hai usko..Agar woh tere bus ka nahi hai toh chhod he dey..


Driver-Ww.. woh.. Mera..


Main-Tera beta..ohh..Custody ki chinta hai.. Ek kaam kar abki baar jab apne aashik k pass jaaye Tu piche se jaaiyo photo woto khainch liyo phone wone ki recordings sab save kar liyo or judge ko dikha diyo.. Aisi chutiya aurat ko custody nahi denge wohlog.. Bus that's it..


Driver-Aa. a. A. Ap.. Aap sachmein bhagwaan ho bhai..


Main-Pata hai mujhe.. Yahin roukk dey..


Main uttara auto se haweli k saamne..


Main-Paise nahi hain mere pass.. Jaa bhaag jaa jo idea diya woh kaafi mehanga hai..


Driver-Koi baat nahi bhai.. Chhod dunga bhai usko.. Dhanyavaad bhai..


Main-Good..


Main haweli k andar aaya toh Babhi Or Meenu dono lunch ki taiyaari kar rahe they..


Babhi-Kahaan jaa aaya subah subah??


Main-Walk par gaya tha babhi..


Babhi-2 Ghanto ki walk..


Main-Yep.. Lunch lagaao.. Also main aaj bahaar jaa raha hun..


Babhi-Ok.. Kahaan!?


Main-Australia..


Babhi-Australia?? Bahaar toh aise bola jaise delhi jaa raha hai. Australia kya hua??


Main-Meri Psychiatrist ne bola hai sab sahi hai thode din ki trip par chala jaa mind fresh hojaayega Or sab theek ho jaayega..


Babhi-Ohh Great.. Sun fir Tere bhaiya yaa baaki toh jaaenge nahi main Ravi Meenu or Sam chalte hain sath..


Main-Naa.. Naa babhi. Akela jaaunga bus Ami jaaegi security purposes k liye sath.. Sab kuch bhullke aaunga..


Babhi-Acha sath nahi leke jaana toh bahaane maarta hai.. Koi naa chala jaa tu theek hoja wahi bahot hai ..


Main-Yep...


Lunch k baad main room mein aaya or Chang ko call kiya..


Chang-Ji boss..


Main-Shyaam ki flight karwale Headquarters jaana hai.


Chang-Shyaam ki?? Milgaya plan??


Main-Naa.. Aise he jaaenge...


Chang-Kya baat kar rahe ho boss aise kaise jaaoge.. Gand maarlenge wohlog..


Maib-Bhosdk Don't forget kon hun main.. Tujhe bola woh kar..


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ADG ko hi nahi uske pure khandan ko khatam karwa diya Shruti ne AP ke chakkar ke isne hamare 3.0 ka kya kasur ab vo uske raste me aayege to jayege usse nhi jaldi upar

Ab Headquarter me kand hoga

 

[Surya_021]

Superb updates

 

[Naik]

Update-396(Luck??) ​

396


Pehle toh maine google khola or NCB k saare rules regulations laws sab padhne laga jisme obviously mujhe kuch he minutes lage or trust me 150+ pages they or Maine sab padh diye ..


Shruti-Lets make a deal AP.. Tum mujhe uss shaks k baare mein bataado jisne tumhari help ki thi uss din or jisne un logon ko maara toh main promise karti hun tumhara naam takk remove kardungi main iss case se kyunki mujhe wahi caahiye..


Main-No idea tum kya baat kar rahi ho.. Suno ye investigative warrant haina??


Shruti-Haan..


Main-Or main hun Subject iss warrant mein..


Shruti-Yes..


Main-Or agar main caahun toh main abhi iss gaadi se uttar shakta hun, agar mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe investigate karne waali team mein gadbadi hai toh?? In short agar woh team CAPABLE nahi hai toh..?? Or tumlog toh CAPABLE ho he nahi kyunki NCB k laws k according agar ghatna hone k 10 din baad bhi NCB ka woh officer uss situation par investigation suru nahi karwa paaya hai toh woh INCAPABLE ho shakta hai , confirm nahi hai but ho shakta hai.. Or uss ghatna ko 10 din hogaye or obviously investigation suru nahi hui hai kyunki investigation ka subject toh main hun or mere bina kya investigation karoge tumlog?? Yaani ye possible hai ki tumlog INCAPABLE / INCOMPETENT officers ho shakte ho.. Hindi mein bole toh असमर्थ/अक्षम ho shakte ho tumlog.. Right?? Toh main iss investigation k liye mana kar shakta hun..


Ye sunke Shruti ka munh khulla ka khulla reh gaya..


Shruti-Tumhe kisne bataaya ye sab??


Main-Padha maine abhi.. Ye dekho.. Google baba..


Shruti-T.. Tumne??3 minutes mein ye NCB Investigation laws padh liye??


Main-Naa keval investigation nahi.. Maine NCB K saare laws padh liye..


Shruti-Imossible.. Not humanly possible...


Main-Koi naa ab jab Bataunga tab clear hojaaega doubt.. So waise toh ye kaam mere lawyer ko karna caahiye but yahaan main he kar raha hun because I am smarter then a lawyer.. "Main officially tumlogon ko INCAPABLE/INCOMPETENT maanta hun or iss investigation mein hissa lene se saaf saaf mana karta hun, I don't want to be a part of this.. You guys are INCOMPETENT and it is making me awkward so please mujhe mere ghar waapis drop kardiya jaaye..


Shruti-Ok.. Ok.. Smart very smart I give you that.. But tumne aage waala part nahi padha dont worry mujhe pata hai bahot jyaada pages they toh I don't blame you but unhi pages mein iska solution bhi hai.. Jo ki...


Maine uski baat bichmein kaati..


Main-Jo Hai ki agar koi Subject investigation mein shaamil hone se mana kar deta hai Arresting officer ko incompetent ghosit karke toh arresting officer k pass 2 moke hote hain usse theek karne k.. First woh NCB special court k saamne jaake ye prove kare ki woh puri tarah capable hai uss investigation ko pura karne k liye .. Jo tum kar shakti ho but usme 2-3 weeks lag jaaenge tumhe or tabtak main apne ghar jaaunga.. Ab second option hota hai tum NCB k Head yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL ko letter likho ye kehte hue ki tum puri tarah capable ho or tumhe ye investigation continue karne diya jaaye.. Or obviously ye bhi tum kar shakti ho but isme bhi 3-4 din toh lag jaaenge again tabtak main ghar jaaunga..


Shruti-Tumne sachmein saare pages padh liye.. That's insane.. How.. How is that even possible... ???


Main-Aise he. Ab gaadi modo ghar jaana hai mujhe..


Shruti-Not really.. Tumne written rules toh padh liye but kuch unwritten rules bhi hain.. Jaise ki jo Director General ki post par hain woh favour owe karte hain mujhe.. Or main unki favorite officers mein se ek hun toh jiss kaam mein 3-4 din lagne bata rahe ho tum usme mujhe bus 15 se 20 minutes lagenge or main CAPABLE ghosit ho jaaungi ab haan agar tumhe 20 minutes k liye ghar jaana hai toh jaa shaktey ho.. Yelo office aa bhi gaya humaara.. Ab choice tumhari hai 20 minutes andar wait karoge yaa waapis jaaoge but jabtak waapis pohanchoge main permission le chuki houngi or tumhe waapis aana padega..


Usne hanste hue kaha..


Bhenchod.. Unwritten rules.. Funny..


Main-Main andar he chalunga..


Wohlog hanste hue gaadi se uttare maine apna phone jeb mein daala or unke sath niche uttara ..


Shruti-Aao andar aao..


Woh mujhe leke ek investigation room mein aai or ek chair par baithaya mujhe and khud mere saamne baith gayi uske sath ek officer or tha..


Shruti-Nilesh tum ADG Sir k liye ek letter likho or mujhse sign karwake unhe mail or fax kardo..


Nilesh-Ok madam..


Ye bolke woh chala gaya wahaan se..


Main-Ek Second ADG matlab Additional DIRECTOR GENERAL lekin permission toh DG yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL deta haina?? ADG toh DG se ek post niche hota hai..


Shruti-Hahaha.. Actually AP jo humaare DIRECTOR GENERAL haina Rakesh Rawat ji unka actually Knee ka operation hona hai toh unhone 2 maheene ki leave lerakhi hai or unki absence mein Jo Additional Director General hain woh Director General ka role nibhaa rahe hain.. Jo tumhare liye bahot badi bad news hai kyunki obviously Rakesh Rawat sir Jo hain woh tumhare bhaiya k close hain or woh shayad sign karne mein 3-4 din laga detey but Jo ADG sir hain woh mere bahot close hain mere mentor hain woh or mere kehne se woh kuch minutes mein he sign kardenge.. Unlucky for you though..


Main-I don't belive in luck.. I am the luck.. Suno paani ka glass peelado yaar.. Pyaash lagi hai..


Shruti-Sure..


Woh uthi or bahaar khadde officer ko paani kaa bolke waapis andar aai..


Shruti-Anything else?? Juice coffee?? Tea??


Main-Nope.. Paani is enough..


Shruti-Ok..


Situation tricky thi..mere liye nahi kyunki main caahta toh seconds k hisaab se gayab hojaata or ye mujhe lund nahi dhund paati.. Lekin fir mere jaane k baad 1.0 ko toh yahin aana tha fir aake usse seedha arrest kartey yelog or investigation se bhaagne k badle mein 4-5 months toh aise he jail time milta or fir saara shakk AP par jaata woh alag.. Najaane kitne saal ki jail hoti.. Or fir 1.0 or 2.0 rote baith k or main ye bilkul bhi nahi caahta kyunki " MAIN KHUDSE DUSHMANI MOL NAHI LENA CAAHTA".. MERA SABSE BADA DUSHMAN MAIN KHUD HUN OR USS DUSHMANI KO MAIN DABAAYE RAKHNA BEHTAR SAMJHTA HUN.. ISSLIYE MAINE AP KI HELP KARNA THEEK SAMJHA.


Hmm LUCK.. maybe Luck kuch toh hota he hoga.. Right? Ab Dekh kya chances hain ki jab main aaya hun tabhi ye bawligand investigation honi hai??or woh bhi jiss din mujhe headquarters jaana hai ussi din?? Kya possibility hai?? Or uppar se itana badhiya rule nikaal liya tha maine apne godlike dimag ki help se lekin woh bhi flop hogaya kyunki koi unwritten rule tha inka.. Bolo mera plan flop hogaya?? Mera.. Aji lund mera.. Mera plan flop?? Bhosdk Flop ka F bhi na ho shakta..


Mere cehre par ek muskurahat aagayi or main mast chair k uppar pair rakh k baith gaya..


Continued..

Sahi h bhai 3 minute me poori 150+ padh dale or Shruti ko bataya low ke baare me tow uska muh khula ka khula rehe h
Ab yeh sab tow apne bade bhai hi ker sakte h
Ab dekhte in bhai sahab ki muskurahat ke peeche kia Raz chupa h
Badhiya zabardast shaandar update

 

[Vicky11]

Fantastic update.