Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[AP 316]

Update-416(Co Leader) ​

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Main Chloe Mam k sath hospital pohancha abtak Flippy ko niche normal room mein shift kardiya gaya tha or sablog firse Flippy k pass aagaye they Future planning k liye.. Maine Chloe Mam ko bahaar he chhoda or main andar aaya.. Wahaan as usual Jess, Master Norman, Bovice, Boe, Randy ,Sara ,Milly or Niharika or unka ek Junior doctor mojjud they..

Milly-Kahaan they tum??? Subah se gayab ho??

Main-Ghum raha tha.. Headquarters bahot din baad aaya hun naa it's nice ..

Milly-Be serious..

Main-I am serious.. Heaven hai ye place kabhi time nikaalke ghumke dekho..

Milly-Tumhari jaankari k liye bataa dun ki humlog ek bahot he dangerous situation k bichmein hain.. Or tumhari wajah se main bhi ussi mission k bichmein hun or hum sab ki jaan tumhare bharose hai toh stop fucking around and do something..

Main-Guys.. Guys.. Come on mujhpe vishwas karo tum sab safe ho main hu naa.. Bataao aajtak mere hote kissi ko kuch hua hai kya?Issliye don't worry..Ok??

Sara-Yeah yeah we know.. But ab aage kya karna hai??

Main-Woh chhodo meri friend se milwaata hun main tumlogon ko..

Jess-AP.. What the fuck??.. Stop fucking around..

Main-Ssshhh..! Inse milo jarra.. Friend please come in..

Ye sunke Chloe andar aai or unke andar aatey he jo jahaan tha woh wahin rukk gaya.. Shock surprise or khussi kaa aisa mixture maine kabhi nahi dekha tha.. Sabse pehle Sara honsh mein aai or Chloe mam se galle milli..Uske baad Jessica or fir ek ek karke sablog and fir Flippy se milli Chloe.. Or finally emotional bakchodi kam hui. And Maine apne andar se 1.0 ko jagaaya kyunki ye bakchodi lambi chalegi Or main deal nahi karna caahta tha isase. Bovice sabse jyaada khuss they obviously unke sabse close person unki wife he thi ,unki khussi aaj chipaaye bhi nahi chipp rahi thi unhone mujhe galle se lagaaya.. Jess Or Niharika di kaa sada hua mood bhi thoda theek hua tha kyunki Chloe unki best friend thi i guess ,bachpan se woh bhi...

Jess-Chloe?? How?? Tum yahaan kaise??

Chloe-AP ne mujhe bulaaya Flippy se milne k liye.. Waapis jaana hai yahaan se, back to prison..

Jess-Oh God.. But still it's good tum aai..

Main-Ek second ek second.. Sorry for lying but Chloe madam waapis nahi jaana aapko permanently leke aaya hun main..

Chloe-Kya??

Main-Yeah.. Aapka case dismiss hogaya hai yaani aap puri tarah se free ho..

Chloe-Whatttttttt????

Main-Yep..

Ye sunte he Chloe mam ne mujhe galle lagaaya and fir baaki sab firse galle milne lage and firse wahi emotional bakchodi suru hogayi ..

Main-Guyss.. Guyss.. Relax.. Baad mein milte rehna..

Flippy-AP kaise?? Itana bada case kaise dismiss hua ?? Ye toh possible he nahi hai.. Violent Felony ka case keval Elders he dismiss kar shaktey hain orr woh bhi Keval Elder Leader Jacob toh tuuuu.... Oh my god.. Tumne Jacob ko bola??

Main-Ohhh yeah.. Free mein he thodi Yuri ko maardunga main aji ghanta Yun he underworld ka sabse ameer Killer nahi bana main.. Maine bola Tumko Yuri caahiye mujhe Chloe mam bus deal done.. And Here She is..

Chloe-Oh my god.. Kaise?? Kaise pure karungi tumhare ehsaan main .. Firse tumne mujhe bachaaya Or naa keval bachaaya balki dusari jindagi di hai tumne..

Main-Arrey... Ehsaan?? Itane bade bade words use naa karo.. Aap mere master ki wife ho mere papa ki family ki tarah they aap toh ehsaan kaisa??

Chloe-Still AP.. ELDER leader se tum jo caahe woh maang shaktey they kuch bhi ,tumhe wahi miljaata. Or tumne mujhe free karwana maanga.. I mean..

Main-Orr kyaa he maang leta.. Aapse better kuch tha nahi maangne ko..

Ye sunke Chloe mam firse mere galle lagi or fir master Bovice galle mille mujhse..

Bovice-I am so.. So so so proud of you..

Main-I know..

Bovice-Thankyou AP..

Main-Love you..

Milly-Ok.. Ok.. Ab ye hogaya.. Ab please bataao aage kya karna hai humein??.. Kyunki Yuri humaari tarah khaali nahi baitha hoga..

Main-Aage.. Hmmm.. Well aage ek kaam karo.. Yuri ko dhundo tum..

Milly-Mmm. Mmmainnm???

Main-Ofcourse tum or kon dhundega elders ki chaabi tumhare pass hai resources tumhare pass hai manpower tumhare pass hai contacts tumhare pass hain toh ek kaam karo ye sabka use karo or pata lagaao ki kahaan hai Yuri..

Milly-Ok.. Ok.. Ye kar shakti hun main.. Lekin tum kya karoge tabtak??

Main-Mujhe ek trip par jaana hai.. Srilanka ghumke aana hai ..behatarin place hai..

Milly-Whattt??

Main-Yeah...

Sara-AP..

Main-Arrey kaam se jaana hai mujhe..

Sara-Akele??

Main-Naa.. Chloe mam jaaengi mere sath..

Chloe -Main??

Main-Yeah.. Aap Yuri ko Yahaan mojjud sab logon se better jaante ho uski case files padhi hain aapne jab aap active they toh mujhe bhi jaanana hai woh sab..

Sara-Main bhi chal rahi hun...

Main-Ok.. Sure.. Kyun nahi.. By the way Master Norman since ab Chloe mam waapis aagayi hain toh unhe unki position waapis mill jaaegi toh unki rank kya hogi ab?

Norman-Jo pehle thi.. 9...

Main-Ohh hell yeah.. Perfect..

Bovice-Kyun pucha??

Main-Jess ab Chloe Mam Rank 9 hain toh woh obviously kissi syndicate ki leader yaa co leader ban shakti hain haina??

Jess-Yes..

Main-Toh banao High command ki Co Leader inko.. I mean temporarily.. Jabtak flippy theek nahi ho jaate..

Jess-Wait.. What?? Kyun??

Chloe-Yeah.. Mujhe koi post nahi leni..

Main-Aise he lelooo,badhiya lagega.. Trust me..

Chloe-No main humesha se he mana kiya hai..

Main-Mereko mana nahi kar shakte aap kabhi bhi..

Norman-Isne bola hai toh kuch na kuch sochke bola hoga. Filhaal Co leader ki need hai he tumhe..

Main-Ohh yeah.. 2 options hain Mujhe banaado yaa Chloe mam ko..

Jessica-Tum toh sochna bhi matt Never..never..kabhiiii nahi. AP..

Main-I know issi liye toh Chloe mam ka bola..

Chloe- Mujhe koi problem nahi hai Chloe ko Co Leader banaaney mein.. Pehle bhi temporary Co Leader ban chuki hai woh High Command ki..

Main-Yeah tabhi toh bola.. Jaldi banaao..

Jess-Aise nahi bante time lagta hai..

Main-Time nahi lagaana.. Tum yahaan ho tumhare sign honge Flippy yahaan hai unke sign honge Elders ki representative bhi yahaan hai yaani sab kaam done.. Jaldi karo mujhe jaana hai fir..

Continued..

Update-417(Saved The Day Again)​

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Chloe madam 5 minutes mein Co Leader ban gayi thi High Command ki jo mera plan tha obviously.. Waise mujhe bataana bandh karna padega baar baar kyunki technically jo kuch bhi horaha haina woh sab mera plan hai everything is my plan.. As simple as that i made all of this happen..





Main-Good.. Dekha sab kitana Jaldi jaldi hogaya.... Ab Milly ji apne resources lagaake dhundo Yuri ko tabtak main Srilanka jaa aata hun Subah takk waapis aajaunga toh hopefully tabtak aap dhund logi Yuri ko..





Milly-I will try my best..





Main-Good kyunki best he caahiye ..Theek hai jaao fir apne apne ghar.. Tu bhi jaa bhai ye log nahi jaane waale yahaan se ,nahi milega moka..





Maine Uss Doctor ko bola jo Niharika di k sath tha..





Doctor-Kya??





Main-Inmein se koi naa koi toh Flippy k pass 24*7 rahega tujhe naa milega moka Flippy ko maarne kaa..chance he naa hai be..





Ye sunke usne apna hath meri taraf maara lekin maine uska hath bichmeim he pakkad liya, ab uske hathmein ek injection tha jo usne mujhe maarna caaha ...





Main-Aji haan..Halwa hai kya be maadarchod..





Usne pura dum lagaaya lekin kaamyaab nahi hua..





Main-Arrey tumlog dekh kya rahe ho help karo meri bhencod..Main apni nonviolence waali vibe par hun..





Ye sunke Randy aage aaya or usne uss doctor ko laat maari or fir usko pakkad liya maine uska injection liya usase..





Main-Kya be mere pyaare master ko maarne chala tha tu ?? Kya hai isme?? Zehar hai kya Bc?? Bolbe?? Kya hai injection mein..Bhonk bhencod...Theek hai teri marji,Matt bata..





Ye bolke maine injection ki niddle hataai or uske andar kaa saara liquid pee gaya.. Or idhar se Sara ne maara mujhe dhakka..





Sara-What the fuck are you doing??





Main-Bhenchod Zehar tha be ye toh sachmein..





Maine sabki taraf dekha toh unke munh khulke niche girne he waale they tab mujhe realise hua ki maine 2.0 ki level se uppar kaa showoff kardiya hai toh thoda situation control karni padegi ab..





Sara-What the fuck is wrong with you.. ??





Chloe-You stupid peice of shit.. Ye kya kiya??





Main-Arrey kuch nahi hota mujhe..





Lekin ye bolte he main apne ghutano par girr gaya...

Ye dekhte he sabne bhaagke sambhaalna caaha mujhe...





Sara-Oh God.. Niharika.. Help him.





Main-. s. ss.. Saale.. Doctor...





Sabke hath pair full gaye they wahaan..





Main-Just kidding.. Hehehe..





Ye bolke main khadda hua hanste hue or Sara ne firse maara mujhe punch..





Milly-You fucking idiot.. Whyyyy??





Main-Aise Zehar main breakfast mein leta hun.. Ye Poison nerve mein lagne par ashar karta hai or meri toh nerve mein bhi naa karega but utana risk nahi liya maine..





Jess-Lekin drink bhi kyun hai tune you stupid idiot.. Zehar??? Zehar koi peeta hai kya..





Main-Confirm kar raha tha..





Niharika-Uske liye Lab hain humaare pass..





Main-Usme time lagta hai.. Arre mujhe kya suna rahe ho iss bande ne master ko literally maarne ki koshish ki isko sunao na..Bolo , isko koi kuch bol he nahi raha ..Bhosdk master ko toh maarta yaa naa maarta Tu ye zehar se main marr jaata naa yaani MOD marr jaata toh bhosdk tera vansh khatam kar dete underworld waale issliye mujhe nahi maarna tha injection chutiye..





Ab Sara aage aai or usne uss doctor ko maara ek bhayankar punch..





Sara-Kisne bheja tujhe..





Main-Leonardo De Caprio bheja hai isse.. Pagal aurat Yuri ne bheja hai of course..





Doctor-Mmm. Mne..





Main-Haan.. Haan.. Teri family ko. Kidnap karliya hai bol rahe hain ki jabtak Tu Master ko nahi maardeta unhe nahi chhodenge..





Doctor-H. H. H. Haaan...





Main-Well sach bataaun bura naa maaniyo.. Teri family already marr chuki hai.. Toh tu befaltu he master ko maar raha tha be.. Wohlog bahot he ghatiya log hain.. Pehle family ko khatam kiya fir tujhe bola karne ko.. Family waalon se baat bhi nahi karwaai hogi unhone haina??





Doctor-nnnnononnonon.. Nooooo..





Main-Sorry boss.. But tera koi naa bacha Or ab Tu bhi naa bachega bhosdk jail mein toh thodi derr mein he khaa jaaenge tujhe.. Shit..Aisi bhi kismat hoti hai kissi ki..





Sara-Or kuch jaanana hai isase yaa sab tu he bataaa dega??





Main-Kya jaanogi isase?? isko kuch pata he nahi hai temporary recruit tha yahaan headquarters mein toh bahaar iski family ko easily dhund liya Yuri ne ,uske logon ne iski family ko maarke isko phone kiya photo bheji unke jinda hone ki or isko bola maarne ko.. Bus fir kya tha ye or kya karta.. Yahi tha jo tha.. Le jaa beshak Randy isko.. Koi kaam kaa naa hai ye.





Sara-kaise?? Kaise pata karli tune yahaan khadde khadde iski backstory?? How is this even possible?? How??





Main-Built Different I guess..





Flippy-Thanks again AP.. Oh my god tujhe kiss kiss liye thanks bolun mujhe toh ye he nahi samjh aata.. Kitana kar chuka hai tu mere liye..





Main-Mention not boss.. Jessica ji aap bhi boldiya kijiye..





Jess still shocked he thi..





Jess-Kaise bolun tujhe thanks?? Kitane bolun?? As flippy said thanks kam hai tere liye bahot kam.. Oh my god I can't belive what just happened.. I can't... You are Insane..





Main-I Know right ?? Ab ek kaam kijiye Flippy ko lejaake wahaan apne ghar mein shift karlo Niharika di wahin dekhrekh karlegi inki Or 2 guards, woh bhi permanent waale guards temporary nahi unko 24*7 inke pass rakho..





Jess-Ok.. Ok..





Main-Sara Chloe jaldi se packing karlo humlog nikal rahe hain..





Sabko shocked chhodke main Sara Chloe Rose bahaar aaye Rose ko actually ab Chloe mam ne apna right hand rakh liya tha . Jail jaane se pehle Rose unhi k sath thi since ab Chloe mam Co leader thi toh unhe jarurat padne waali thi uski..





Chloe-Kab nikalna hai???





Main-Mujhe kya pata Maine toh plane bhi ready naa karwaaya hai..





Chloe-Hainn??





Main-Hainn.. Kya.? Aap karwao main Plane ka bolunga toh 30-40 minutes lagaaenge aap yaani Co Leader of High command bolega toh 5 minutes lagenge.. Issiliye toh aapko co leader banwaaya hai maine..





Chloe-What??





Main-Kidding kidding aapse toh bahot kaam hain mujhe.. But pehle ye karo..





Chloe-Rose.. Plane ready karwa 5 minutes mein..





Rose -On it mam..





Main-Dekha.. Itani power.. Yahi toh caahiye tha mujhe..





Don't worry Chloe mam bahot bade bade kaam hain aapse toh...





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Update-418(The Journey)​

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Chloe mam k orders par 5 minutes mein humaara plane ready tha and humlog nikale Colombo Srilanka k liye..





Chloe-So humlog kya karne jaa rahe hain Colombo??





Main-Tumlog kuch nahi karne jaa rahe main jaa raha hun kuch karne tumlog bus mere sath ho..





Chloe-Ok Fair.Or tumhe kya karna hai wahaan??





Main-Mera ek dost hai usase milna ha koi kaam hai..





Sara-For your kind information Master Flippy ki life still khatre mein hai or unke sath sath harr us shaks ki jo Yuri k against tumhare sath iss team mein hain yaani hum sab.. Or tumhe dost se milna hai??





Main-Yeah.. Don't worry issi case se related hai.. Thoda rukk jaao sab pata chal jaaega..





Sara-Ok Ok.. Theek hai now maan lo Milly ne dhund liya Yuri ko fir kya plan hai??





Main-To Kill Him Obviously.. Usse maarna hai..





Sara-Ok or woh baithke wait kar raha hoga haina?? Ki AP aaega or mujhe maarega..





Main-Come on Sara ab tum bhi aise vishwash nahi karogi toh kaise chalega..





Sara-Ohh trust me mujhe pura vishwaash hai tumhare uppar but filhal jo tum kar rahe ho naa mujhe bahot weird lag raha hai..





Main-Relax sab according to plan chal raha hai.





Sara-Good kyunki agar nahi toh woh Milly firse elders ko phone lagaaegi or bataaegi ki kaise trips par ghum rahe ho tum mission finish karne ki bajaae..





Main-Elders se bhi nipat lunga main tu itani tension kyun le rahi hai .. Come on Sara nashe se bahaar aa.. Tujhe pata haina main kon hun..





Sara-Ofcourse i do.. Lekin something is fishy here AP kuch toh chal raha hai.





Main-Mujhe toh Fish utani achi bhi nahi lagti pait kharaab hota khaane se..





Sara-Ye dekho.. Harr baat ko taal rahe ho tum..





Chloe-Tumlog naa bilkul ek couple ki tarah ladte ho..





Main-Hainnnn??





Chloe-Kya hainn?? Tumlog still ek sath nahi ho..? ? ?





Main-EK sath.. What the fuck...?? Noo..





Chloe-Thats sad..





Ab Chloe mam k question ne pure plane mein silence failaa diya..





Chloe-Ab aisa sada munh kya bana rahe ho mujhe thodi pata tha tum mein se kissi ne confess nahi kiya hai abtak.. You guys are like the perfect couple..





Maine Sara ko dekha toh woh mujhe he ghurr rahi thi..





Main-Khair.. Changing the topic.. So Yuri jab active tha or aap jab League ki ek member they aapko Yuri kaa case sonpa gaya tha ye decide karne k liye ki usse Asian Underworld mein rakhna caahiye yaa nahi..





Chloe-Haan but mujhe bichmein he hata diya tha, Elders ne fir khud case takeover kar liya tha..





Main-Still investigation toh ki he hogi aapne, toh tell me everything.. Yuri kya hai?





Chloe-Well Yuri ek Killer hai simple as that.. Bahot he dangerous killer woh bhi.. Uske sath uski team hoti thi jisme 15-20 members they or unmein se mostly members ussi prison se Yuri k sath they jahaan woh paida hua tha toh loyalty unmein kutt kutt k bharri hai, uss time par hum uske kuch saathiyon se mille they unhe ,paise ,power sab kuch offer kiya gaya lekin fir bhi woh log ne Yuri ko dhoka nahi diya. Yuri ka sabse bada positive point hai uski planning or execution, woh apni harr hit ki planning perfectly karta hai last point takk choti se choti details bhi dhyaan rakhta hai woh.. Uske alawa harr type k combat mein trained hai woh Sniping, hand to hand combat, swords, knives harr cheej mein perfect hai woh uske alawa poisons etc ki bhi vivid knowledge hai uske pass yaani uske pass kissi ko maarne k saikdon tareeke hain or woh mainly alag alag tareeke he use karta hai but woh mostly prefer karta hai ki woh apne target ko pass se he maare taaki woh uski aankhon mein uska khouff dekh paaye .. Ye uski insane theory hai issliye woh mostly Knives,Swords,Pistols yaa Poison ka use karta hai apne targets ko khatam karne k liye.. Aajtak uske career mein ek bhi mission fail nahi hua hai uska yaani uska koi target jinda nahi bacha hai or ek baar koi jinda bach bhi gaya toh usse woh pataal se bhi dhund leta hai..





Main-Interesting.. Family??





Chloe-Family k naam par uska Mama he hai ek lekin usko bhi jyaada kuch pata nahi hota Yuri k baare mein kyunki Yuri khud usse contact karta hai agar kuch kaam hota hai toh or kabhi kabhi maheenon takk Yuri contact nahi karta usase..





Main-Koi ladki??





Chloe-Nope.. Uski life mein ek ladki ek raat se jyaada nahi tikki hai..





Main-Okk.. Ok.. Matlab koi kamjori nahi hai uski..





Chloe-Ofcourse nahi AP kamjori hoti toh aaj woh itana bada naam nahi banta..





Sara-So basically woh AP he hai but better..





Chloe-Matlab??





Sara-Matlab Iska bhi sabse bada hathiyaar iski planning hai iski bhi planning out of the world hoti hai harr choti se choti details cover karta hai ye.. Uske alawa ye bhi Yuri ki tarah harr type k combat mein fully trained hai Sniping, hand to hand, knives, swords etc etc.. Then isko bhi apne target ki aankhon mein apna khouff dekhna hota hai. Iska bhi koi mission Flop nahi hua aajtak same as Yuri.. Sarri similarities toh hain.. Issiliye toh kaha woh AP he hai but better..





Chloe-You are right .. Sab same he hai.





Main-AP But Better?? So you think woh mujhse better hai??





Sara-Currently yeah.





Main-What the fuck.. Ohh hell no...





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2 nahi guys 3 updates posted. Fixed the error 416,417 and 418 Posted.

 

[Rajesh]

Update-396(Luck??) ​

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Pehle toh maine google khola or NCB k saare rules regulations laws sab padhne laga jisme obviously mujhe kuch he minutes lage or trust me 150+ pages they or Maine sab padh diye ..


Shruti-Lets make a deal AP.. Tum mujhe uss shaks k baare mein bataado jisne tumhari help ki thi uss din or jisne un logon ko maara toh main promise karti hun tumhara naam takk remove kardungi main iss case se kyunki mujhe wahi caahiye..


Main-No idea tum kya baat kar rahi ho.. Suno ye investigative warrant haina??


Shruti-Haan..


Main-Or main hun Subject iss warrant mein..


Shruti-Yes..


Main-Or agar main caahun toh main abhi iss gaadi se uttar shakta hun, agar mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe investigate karne waali team mein gadbadi hai toh?? In short agar woh team CAPABLE nahi hai toh..?? Or tumlog toh CAPABLE ho he nahi kyunki NCB k laws k according agar ghatna hone k 10 din baad bhi NCB ka woh officer uss situation par investigation suru nahi karwa paaya hai toh woh INCAPABLE ho shakta hai , confirm nahi hai but ho shakta hai.. Or uss ghatna ko 10 din hogaye or obviously investigation suru nahi hui hai kyunki investigation ka subject toh main hun or mere bina kya investigation karoge tumlog?? Yaani ye possible hai ki tumlog INCAPABLE / INCOMPETENT officers ho shakte ho.. Hindi mein bole toh असमर्थ/अक्षम ho shakte ho tumlog.. Right?? Toh main iss investigation k liye mana kar shakta hun..


Ye sunke Shruti ka munh khulla ka khulla reh gaya..


Shruti-Tumhe kisne bataaya ye sab??


Main-Padha maine abhi.. Ye dekho.. Google baba..


Shruti-T.. Tumne??3 minutes mein ye NCB Investigation laws padh liye??


Main-Naa keval investigation nahi.. Maine NCB K saare laws padh liye..


Shruti-Imossible.. Not humanly possible...


Main-Koi naa ab jab Bataunga tab clear hojaaega doubt.. So waise toh ye kaam mere lawyer ko karna caahiye but yahaan main he kar raha hun because I am smarter then a lawyer.. "Main officially tumlogon ko INCAPABLE/INCOMPETENT maanta hun or iss investigation mein hissa lene se saaf saaf mana karta hun, I don't want to be a part of this.. You guys are INCOMPETENT and it is making me awkward so please mujhe mere ghar waapis drop kardiya jaaye..


Shruti-Ok.. Ok.. Smart very smart I give you that.. But tumne aage waala part nahi padha dont worry mujhe pata hai bahot jyaada pages they toh I don't blame you but unhi pages mein iska solution bhi hai.. Jo ki...


Maine uski baat bichmein kaati..


Main-Jo Hai ki agar koi Subject investigation mein shaamil hone se mana kar deta hai Arresting officer ko incompetent ghosit karke toh arresting officer k pass 2 moke hote hain usse theek karne k.. First woh NCB special court k saamne jaake ye prove kare ki woh puri tarah capable hai uss investigation ko pura karne k liye .. Jo tum kar shakti ho but usme 2-3 weeks lag jaaenge tumhe or tabtak main apne ghar jaaunga.. Ab second option hota hai tum NCB k Head yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL ko letter likho ye kehte hue ki tum puri tarah capable ho or tumhe ye investigation continue karne diya jaaye.. Or obviously ye bhi tum kar shakti ho but isme bhi 3-4 din toh lag jaaenge again tabtak main ghar jaaunga..


Shruti-Tumne sachmein saare pages padh liye.. That's insane.. How.. How is that even possible... ???


Main-Aise he. Ab gaadi modo ghar jaana hai mujhe..


Shruti-Not really.. Tumne written rules toh padh liye but kuch unwritten rules bhi hain.. Jaise ki jo Director General ki post par hain woh favour owe karte hain mujhe.. Or main unki favorite officers mein se ek hun toh jiss kaam mein 3-4 din lagne bata rahe ho tum usme mujhe bus 15 se 20 minutes lagenge or main CAPABLE ghosit ho jaaungi ab haan agar tumhe 20 minutes k liye ghar jaana hai toh jaa shaktey ho.. Yelo office aa bhi gaya humaara.. Ab choice tumhari hai 20 minutes andar wait karoge yaa waapis jaaoge but jabtak waapis pohanchoge main permission le chuki houngi or tumhe waapis aana padega..


Usne hanste hue kaha..


Bhenchod.. Unwritten rules.. Funny..


Main-Main andar he chalunga..


Wohlog hanste hue gaadi se uttare maine apna phone jeb mein daala or unke sath niche uttara ..


Shruti-Aao andar aao..


Woh mujhe leke ek investigation room mein aai or ek chair par baithaya mujhe and khud mere saamne baith gayi uske sath ek officer or tha..


Shruti-Nilesh tum ADG Sir k liye ek letter likho or mujhse sign karwake unhe mail or fax kardo..


Nilesh-Ok madam..


Ye bolke woh chala gaya wahaan se..


Main-Ek Second ADG matlab Additional DIRECTOR GENERAL lekin permission toh DG yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL deta haina?? ADG toh DG se ek post niche hota hai..


Shruti-Hahaha.. Actually AP jo humaare DIRECTOR GENERAL haina Rakesh Rawat ji unka actually Knee ka operation hona hai toh unhone 2 maheene ki leave lerakhi hai or unki absence mein Jo Additional Director General hain woh Director General ka role nibhaa rahe hain.. Jo tumhare liye bahot badi bad news hai kyunki obviously Rakesh Rawat sir Jo hain woh tumhare bhaiya k close hain or woh shayad sign karne mein 3-4 din laga detey but Jo ADG sir hain woh mere bahot close hain mere mentor hain woh or mere kehne se woh kuch minutes mein he sign kardenge.. Unlucky for you though..


Main-I don't belive in luck.. I am the luck.. Suno paani ka glass peelado yaar.. Pyaash lagi hai..


Shruti-Sure..


Woh uthi or bahaar khadde officer ko paani kaa bolke waapis andar aai..


Shruti-Anything else?? Juice coffee?? Tea??


Main-Nope.. Paani is enough..


Shruti-Ok..


Situation tricky thi..mere liye nahi kyunki main caahta toh seconds k hisaab se gayab hojaata or ye mujhe lund nahi dhund paati.. Lekin fir mere jaane k baad 1.0 ko toh yahin aana tha fir aake usse seedha arrest kartey yelog or investigation se bhaagne k badle mein 4-5 months toh aise he jail time milta or fir saara shakk AP par jaata woh alag.. Najaane kitne saal ki jail hoti.. Or fir 1.0 or 2.0 rote baith k or main ye bilkul bhi nahi caahta kyunki " MAIN KHUDSE DUSHMANI MOL NAHI LENA CAAHTA".. MERA SABSE BADA DUSHMAN MAIN KHUD HUN OR USS DUSHMANI KO MAIN DABAAYE RAKHNA BEHTAR SAMJHTA HUN.. ISSLIYE MAINE AP KI HELP KARNA THEEK SAMJHA.


Hmm LUCK.. maybe Luck kuch toh hota he hoga.. Right? Ab Dekh kya chances hain ki jab main aaya hun tabhi ye bawligand investigation honi hai??or woh bhi jiss din mujhe headquarters jaana hai ussi din?? Kya possibility hai?? Or uppar se itana badhiya rule nikaal liya tha maine apne godlike dimag ki help se lekin woh bhi flop hogaya kyunki koi unwritten rule tha inka.. Bolo mera plan flop hogaya?? Mera.. Aji lund mera.. Mera plan flop?? Bhosdk Flop ka F bhi na ho shakta..


Mere cehre par ek muskurahat aagayi or main mast chair k uppar pair rakh k baith gaya..


Continued..

Awesome update bro

 

[Sharma]

Bechare ADG fokat m BHAGWAN ki bhent chad gaye....

 

[Rajesh]

Update-397(The Warning) ​

397


Maine fir apne andar k 1.0 ko jagaaya kyunki kuch derr conversation honi thi toh wahi theek tha..


Shruti-Tumhe darr nahi lag raha?


Main-Darr??


Mujhe sach mein hansi aagayi..


Main - No.. Not at all.. Mujhe kissi se darr nahi lagta.. I am not scared of any living or non living being in this universe.. Nothing scares me.. Nothing.. Darr tumhe lagna chahiye kyunki yahaan toh maine kuch kiya bhi nahi hai or maan lo kuch kiya bhi hota naa maine toh tum tumhari team tumhare DG, AdG tumhari puri NCB milke bhi mere against kuch nahi dhund shakti.. Kuch bhi nahi.. Harr baar logon ko lagta hai mujhe fansa liya unhone lekin end mein main humesha he jeet jaata hun or saamne waale ko apna sab kuch haarna padta hai.. Wahi tumhare sath hoga. Ye investigation puri hogi main jeet jaaunga tum fir irrelevant hojaaogi.. Tumhe daba denge tumhare seniors. Bali ka bakra tumhe banaaenge tumhare uppar waale log.. Fir tumne jo bade bade heroic missions kiye hain unhe koi yaad nahi rakhega. Saikdon kilos jo drugs pakkadke tumne hjaaron logon ki jaan jo bachaai haina woh kissi ko yaad nahi aaegi kyunki tumhe irrelevant kardiya jaaega or tum itana niche chali jaaogi.. Trust me..


Ye sunke woh kuch second k liye almost rukki..


Main-Noo..


Shruti-Kya??


Main-Tumhare sawaal ka jawaab.. Noo..


Shruti-Maine kya bola??


Main-Bola nahi but soch rahi ho tum.. Yahi soch rahi ho na. "is This Worth It?? "


Ye sunke usko ek literal jhatka laga woh darr gayi maano..


Shruti-T. tr. tum!!.? Tumhe kaise pata??


Main-I Can Read People Honey. Iska jawaab hai,No This Isn't Worth It.. Kuch haasil nahi kar paaogi tum..


Shruti-Jo bhi hai.. Mujhe sach jaanana hai.. Mera kaam hai meri job hai ye..


Main-Sure.. Good for you.. I am here to help..


Shruti-Good Job by the way.. Kal Vilas ko khatam karke bahot bada kaam kiya tumne..


Main-I Know..


Shruti-Kaise karletey ho tum ye sab??


Main-Built Different I Guess..


Shruti-Maybe..


Main-25 minutes toh hogaye hain waise??


Shruti-Thoda time or do .. 10 more minutes..


Main-Sure.. Tumhe ek tip dun??


Shruti-I don't need it..


Main-You definitely need it.. Dekho mujhe pata hai tum ek behtareen officer ho for sure.. NcB ki best agent ho tum.. Tum sach ki ladaai ladti ho harr criminal ko saja dilwaana caahti ho tum.. Good.. Great in fact.. Issiliye tum mere piche paddi ho kyunki tumhare liye main bhi ek criminal hun jo technically main hun bhi.. Or tumhare liye main ek aisa criminal hun jisne tumhe baar baar haraaya hai , help bhi ki hai tumhari but tumhe fansaaya jyaada hai.. Issliye tum mujhe bhi saja dilwaana caahti ho and i dont blame you.. Mere uppar saikdon cases, inquiries, investigation hui hongi or tum unmein se akeli ho jisko mere kissi dushman ne nahi bheja mujhe fansane k liye,tum akeli ho jisne sachmein mujhe saja dilwaani hai baaki sabka motive hota tha politics but tumhara nahi hai.. Or trust me ye only reason hai jo tum aajtak yahaan tikki hui ho..


Shruti-Exucse me.. Tum dhamki derahi ho..


Main-Oh 10000% dhamki hai.. Are you kidding me.. Tumhe pata hai main kon hun??? Tumhe kya lagta hai tum Mandir mein aake bhagwaan par case kardogi?? Sirf issliye ki NCB ki badi agent ho ?? Hell no.. Tum case kar rahi ho kyunki bhagwaan caahta hai tum case karo inshort main caahta hun tum mujh pe case karo.. Main bhagwan hun yahaan ka.. Main hawa roukk dun yahaan pe toh tum kya cheej ho?? Dhamki ??? Of course dhamki hai ye..


Maine hanste hue kaha..


Main-Main caahta toh tumhari investigation ussi din khatam kar deta jab tum yahaan aai, doobara kabhi tumhari shakal nahi dekhta main agar main caahta toh.. Tumhe koi idea nahi hai meri powers ka.. Arrey Maine tumhara transfer rukwaaya.. Literally.. Woh jab Vinu k case mein tum baar baar fail horahi thi or uske baad jab tumne Delhi se puri force bulwaa lee thi Vinu ko pakkadne k liye or Maine tumhe traffic mein uljhaake Vinu ko khud pakkad liya tha.. Tumhe kya laga itani badi fail ki koi punishment nahi milli tumhe?? Saikdon agents with weapons ncb k kharche pe bulaaye bina baat or punishment na mille.. Hell No.. Tumhare transfer ka toh order nikal gaya tha Chhattisgarh bhej rahe they tumhe.. Naxal area mein.. 1 maheene baad laash he milti tumhari.. Or woh nikala hua order Maine waapis karaaya.. Can you belive it?? Maine ek official order Jo tumhare DG ne nikaal diya tha usse waapis karwa diya.. Ye kar shakta hun main.. Tumhe vishwash nahi hoga ki maine tumhari help ki but puchtaach karwa lena pata chal jaaega.. Or ye sab main tumhe issliye nahi bata raha ki mujhe tumhari sympathy caahiye.. Hell no.. I don't give a fuck.. Tum pura jor lagaate raho beshak.. Maine issliye bataaya ki tum jo kar rahi ho mere against woh keval issliye hai ki main caahta hun ki tum woh karo.. Tumhari ankhein kholni hai mujhe kyunki tum khud bataao jiss din se tum mere piche paddi ho.. Or main ye nahi keh raha tumhe personally dushmani hai mujhse naa tumhari job hai ye but jiss din se tum mere piche paddi ho.. Kya tumne uss din se aajtak ek gram bhi drugs pakkade hain?? Ek dealer ko bhi arrest kiya hai?? Main batata hun...Ji nahi,nope.. Ek bhi nahi.. Shruti Sandhu NCb ki best agent jisne behisaab drugs pakkade behisaab logon ko nashe se bachaaya behisaab dealers or suppliers ko arrest kiya usne hafto se kuch nahi kiya hai.. Kuch bhi nahi... Can you imagine..?? Keval issliye ki tumhe mujhe saja dilwaani hai.. I am sorry to burst your bubble lekin tum mujhe saja nahi dilwa shakti main tumhare saamne kissi ka khoon kardun toh bhi tum mujhe saja nahi dilwa shakti.. Ye hun main.. Samjhi?? Issliye or sirf issliye main keh raha hun ki mujhe chhodo tum kya tumhare DG or uske seniors bhi mera kuch nahi bigaad shaktey ulta tum apne path se bhatak rahi ho tum NCB ki best agent ho tumhe drugs ko rokana caahiye mera kya hai mera kuch nahi bigaad shakte tumlog issliye stop wasting your time kuch acha karo..


Ye sunke Shruti literally chup he reh gayi woh 3-4 minutes takk bus mujhe ghurrti he rahi literally kuch bhi nahi boli woh.. Or woh aise he rehti agar gate knock na hua hota toh.


Continued..

Fantastic update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-398(You Can't Go Against Me) ​

398


Gate knock hua or woh Nilesh andar aaya...


Nilesh-Mmmm... Mmadam... Mam.. Shruti Mam..


Finally woh honsh mein aai..


Shruti-Yes..? Aagaya order??


Nilesh-Nnn... No.. Mam.. Mam..


Shruti-Kya hua??


Nilesh-W. W. W. oh mam.. Woh...


Shruti-Speakkkkkkk..


Nilesh-ADG sir ka Kolkata mein accident hogaya hai or usme ADG sir unki wife unka beta or unki beti ki death 7-8 minutes pehle hogayi..


Shruti-What??


Ye sunke Shruti chilaai..


Shruti-Oh.. My god....that's.... .. Oh my god.. Mere mentor they woh..


Niles-Yeah.. I know mam.. I am sorry.. Unki.. Unki puri family... It's... It's over.


Shruti-I.. I can't belive this... Oh my god..


Uski aankho se anshu aagaye but usne khud ko sambhaala mere saamne strong dikhne k liye..


Shruti-Humlog ko Kolkata jaana hai..


Nilesh-Ok mam.. I'll get the car ready..


Ye bolke woh chala gaya..


Shruti-Sorry to waste your time AP but tum jaa shaktey ho.. Ye sab sort hone k baad hum fir continue karenge investigation main fir bulaaungi tumhe..


Main-Nahi bulaaogi..


Shruti-What ??


Main-Nahi bulaaogi tum mujhe..


Shruti-Or tumhe kaise pata ye??


Main-Maine ankhein kholdi tumhari.. Ye investigation doobara nahi hogi ab.. Mujhe pata hai..


Shruti-Tum jaa shaktey ho..


Main-Goodbye..


Ye bolke main uss cabin se hanste hue nikala or wahaan se nikal ke autoricshaw dhundane laga or tabhi mera phone baja Jo unknown number tha...


Main-Hello Eli.. Kaisi ho??


Eli-I..I.....I...A.A.A...am good bosssss.. Bahot acha laga aapne mujhe apna task dene laayak samjha.. Koi galati nahi hui boss.. All went smooth..


Main-Great job Eli.. Mujhe laga tha galati hogi kyunki Maine DG k orders diye they but incharge ADG tha..


Eli-2 minutes lage pata karne mein boss ki DG toh already Hospital mein hai usse kyun marwaaoge aap .. ADG ko dhunda seconds mein or wahaan contacts they he abhi abhi ek function se nikala tha.. So sad...


Main-Good Job..


Eli-Thanks boss.. It means a lot.. Lekin boss aapko aise chote logon se kya problem hogayi??


Main-Eli i hate questions..


Eli-I am so sorry boss.. Sorry..


Main-Bye.


Eli-Bye.. Bye boss.. Please koi bhi task chota ya bada ho please mujhe bataao I'll make it happen for you.. I am ready to die for you boss.. Anytime anywhere anyhow..


Main-I know Eli I know..


Call disconnected..


Dekho ,ye mera fault nahi hai, main nahi caahta tha ki woh ADG marre main toh usse jaanta bhi nahi tha but uski gallati itani thi ki woh mere against aane waala tha or bus uski ye galati uska pura khaandaan khatam karwa gayi and that's Sad.. But it is what it is.. That's the world we live in..


Main aage road par aaya or rickshaw ka wait karne laga or 2 minutes baad he ek auto mere saamne aake rukka..


"haan sahaab kahaan jj. j. j. Arrey AP bhai aap" Parnaam bhai.. Aap yahaan??


Main-Haan.. Haweli jaana hai..


"J.. Ji bhai.. Aaiye bhai.. Baithiye.. "


Main aage uske sath he baith gaya or auto aage badha..


Driver-A. A. AAp auto mein kaise bhai??


Main-Aise he.. Kya dikkat hai??


Driver-Kuch nahi bhai hus yun he puch liya..


Main-Ye nahi.. Tujhe kya dikkat hai.. Kya problem hai.. Biwi?? Bimar hai yaa dhoka de rahi hai?? Dhoka.. Bc.. Cheat kar rahi hai..


Driver-s. a.. Aa.. Ek.. Minute... Aa.aap.. Aap..


Main-Main cehre padh leta hun logon k.. Tere bus se bahaar nikal gayi?? Ab Tu tension mein hai ki karun kya maaf karun yaa chhod dun.. Main batata hun, chhod dey.. Maafi waafi kuch hota nahi hai, maafi kamjor logon ki nishaani hoti hai .. Maaf karega toh kuch time baad fir chutiya banaaegi tera kyunki usko pata he hai tu kuch karega nahi.. Chhod dey bc gand marrae main toh kehta hun thok dey..aisa plan banaake dunga ki khud tujhe pata nahi chalega tune maara hai usko..Agar woh tere bus ka nahi hai toh chhod he dey..


Driver-Ww.. woh.. Mera..


Main-Tera beta..ohh..Custody ki chinta hai.. Ek kaam kar abki baar jab apne aashik k pass jaaye Tu piche se jaaiyo photo woto khainch liyo phone wone ki recordings sab save kar liyo or judge ko dikha diyo.. Aisi chutiya aurat ko custody nahi denge wohlog.. Bus that's it..


Driver-Aa. a. A. Ap.. Aap sachmein bhagwaan ho bhai..


Main-Pata hai mujhe.. Yahin roukk dey..


Main uttara auto se haweli k saamne..


Main-Paise nahi hain mere pass.. Jaa bhaag jaa jo idea diya woh kaafi mehanga hai..


Driver-Koi baat nahi bhai.. Chhod dunga bhai usko.. Dhanyavaad bhai..


Main-Good..


Main haweli k andar aaya toh Babhi Or Meenu dono lunch ki taiyaari kar rahe they..


Babhi-Kahaan jaa aaya subah subah??


Main-Walk par gaya tha babhi..


Babhi-2 Ghanto ki walk..


Main-Yep.. Lunch lagaao.. Also main aaj bahaar jaa raha hun..


Babhi-Ok.. Kahaan!?


Main-Australia..


Babhi-Australia?? Bahaar toh aise bola jaise delhi jaa raha hai. Australia kya hua??


Main-Meri Psychiatrist ne bola hai sab sahi hai thode din ki trip par chala jaa mind fresh hojaayega Or sab theek ho jaayega..


Babhi-Ohh Great.. Sun fir Tere bhaiya yaa baaki toh jaaenge nahi main Ravi Meenu or Sam chalte hain sath..


Main-Naa.. Naa babhi. Akela jaaunga bus Ami jaaegi security purposes k liye sath.. Sab kuch bhullke aaunga..


Babhi-Acha sath nahi leke jaana toh bahaane maarta hai.. Koi naa chala jaa tu theek hoja wahi bahot hai ..


Main-Yep...


Lunch k baad main room mein aaya or Chang ko call kiya..


Chang-Ji boss..


Main-Shyaam ki flight karwale Headquarters jaana hai.


Chang-Shyaam ki?? Milgaya plan??


Main-Naa.. Aise he jaaenge...


Chang-Kya baat kar rahe ho boss aise kaise jaaoge.. Gand maarlenge wohlog..


Maib-Bhosdk Don't forget kon hun main.. Tujhe bola woh kar..


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Great update bro

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-396(Luck??) ​

396


Pehle toh maine google khola or NCB k saare rules regulations laws sab padhne laga jisme obviously mujhe kuch he minutes lage or trust me 150+ pages they or Maine sab padh diye ..


Shruti-Lets make a deal AP.. Tum mujhe uss shaks k baare mein bataado jisne tumhari help ki thi uss din or jisne un logon ko maara toh main promise karti hun tumhara naam takk remove kardungi main iss case se kyunki mujhe wahi caahiye..


Main-No idea tum kya baat kar rahi ho.. Suno ye investigative warrant haina??


Shruti-Haan..


Main-Or main hun Subject iss warrant mein..


Shruti-Yes..


Main-Or agar main caahun toh main abhi iss gaadi se uttar shakta hun, agar mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe investigate karne waali team mein gadbadi hai toh?? In short agar woh team CAPABLE nahi hai toh..?? Or tumlog toh CAPABLE ho he nahi kyunki NCB k laws k according agar ghatna hone k 10 din baad bhi NCB ka woh officer uss situation par investigation suru nahi karwa paaya hai toh woh INCAPABLE ho shakta hai , confirm nahi hai but ho shakta hai.. Or uss ghatna ko 10 din hogaye or obviously investigation suru nahi hui hai kyunki investigation ka subject toh main hun or mere bina kya investigation karoge tumlog?? Yaani ye possible hai ki tumlog INCAPABLE / INCOMPETENT officers ho shakte ho.. Hindi mein bole toh असमर्थ/अक्षम ho shakte ho tumlog.. Right?? Toh main iss investigation k liye mana kar shakta hun..


Ye sunke Shruti ka munh khulla ka khulla reh gaya..


Shruti-Tumhe kisne bataaya ye sab??


Main-Padha maine abhi.. Ye dekho.. Google baba..


Shruti-T.. Tumne??3 minutes mein ye NCB Investigation laws padh liye??


Main-Naa keval investigation nahi.. Maine NCB K saare laws padh liye..


Shruti-Imossible.. Not humanly possible...


Main-Koi naa ab jab Bataunga tab clear hojaaega doubt.. So waise toh ye kaam mere lawyer ko karna caahiye but yahaan main he kar raha hun because I am smarter then a lawyer.. "Main officially tumlogon ko INCAPABLE/INCOMPETENT maanta hun or iss investigation mein hissa lene se saaf saaf mana karta hun, I don't want to be a part of this.. You guys are INCOMPETENT and it is making me awkward so please mujhe mere ghar waapis drop kardiya jaaye..


Shruti-Ok.. Ok.. Smart very smart I give you that.. But tumne aage waala part nahi padha dont worry mujhe pata hai bahot jyaada pages they toh I don't blame you but unhi pages mein iska solution bhi hai.. Jo ki...


Maine uski baat bichmein kaati..


Main-Jo Hai ki agar koi Subject investigation mein shaamil hone se mana kar deta hai Arresting officer ko incompetent ghosit karke toh arresting officer k pass 2 moke hote hain usse theek karne k.. First woh NCB special court k saamne jaake ye prove kare ki woh puri tarah capable hai uss investigation ko pura karne k liye .. Jo tum kar shakti ho but usme 2-3 weeks lag jaaenge tumhe or tabtak main apne ghar jaaunga.. Ab second option hota hai tum NCB k Head yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL ko letter likho ye kehte hue ki tum puri tarah capable ho or tumhe ye investigation continue karne diya jaaye.. Or obviously ye bhi tum kar shakti ho but isme bhi 3-4 din toh lag jaaenge again tabtak main ghar jaaunga..


Shruti-Tumne sachmein saare pages padh liye.. That's insane.. How.. How is that even possible... ???


Main-Aise he. Ab gaadi modo ghar jaana hai mujhe..


Shruti-Not really.. Tumne written rules toh padh liye but kuch unwritten rules bhi hain.. Jaise ki jo Director General ki post par hain woh favour owe karte hain mujhe.. Or main unki favorite officers mein se ek hun toh jiss kaam mein 3-4 din lagne bata rahe ho tum usme mujhe bus 15 se 20 minutes lagenge or main CAPABLE ghosit ho jaaungi ab haan agar tumhe 20 minutes k liye ghar jaana hai toh jaa shaktey ho.. Yelo office aa bhi gaya humaara.. Ab choice tumhari hai 20 minutes andar wait karoge yaa waapis jaaoge but jabtak waapis pohanchoge main permission le chuki houngi or tumhe waapis aana padega..


Usne hanste hue kaha..


Bhenchod.. Unwritten rules.. Funny..


Main-Main andar he chalunga..


Wohlog hanste hue gaadi se uttare maine apna phone jeb mein daala or unke sath niche uttara ..


Shruti-Aao andar aao..


Woh mujhe leke ek investigation room mein aai or ek chair par baithaya mujhe and khud mere saamne baith gayi uske sath ek officer or tha..


Shruti-Nilesh tum ADG Sir k liye ek letter likho or mujhse sign karwake unhe mail or fax kardo..


Nilesh-Ok madam..


Ye bolke woh chala gaya wahaan se..


Main-Ek Second ADG matlab Additional DIRECTOR GENERAL lekin permission toh DG yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL deta haina?? ADG toh DG se ek post niche hota hai..


Shruti-Hahaha.. Actually AP jo humaare DIRECTOR GENERAL haina Rakesh Rawat ji unka actually Knee ka operation hona hai toh unhone 2 maheene ki leave lerakhi hai or unki absence mein Jo Additional Director General hain woh Director General ka role nibhaa rahe hain.. Jo tumhare liye bahot badi bad news hai kyunki obviously Rakesh Rawat sir Jo hain woh tumhare bhaiya k close hain or woh shayad sign karne mein 3-4 din laga detey but Jo ADG sir hain woh mere bahot close hain mere mentor hain woh or mere kehne se woh kuch minutes mein he sign kardenge.. Unlucky for you though..


Main-I don't belive in luck.. I am the luck.. Suno paani ka glass peelado yaar.. Pyaash lagi hai..


Shruti-Sure..


Woh uthi or bahaar khadde officer ko paani kaa bolke waapis andar aai..


Shruti-Anything else?? Juice coffee?? Tea??


Main-Nope.. Paani is enough..


Shruti-Ok..


Situation tricky thi..mere liye nahi kyunki main caahta toh seconds k hisaab se gayab hojaata or ye mujhe lund nahi dhund paati.. Lekin fir mere jaane k baad 1.0 ko toh yahin aana tha fir aake usse seedha arrest kartey yelog or investigation se bhaagne k badle mein 4-5 months toh aise he jail time milta or fir saara shakk AP par jaata woh alag.. Najaane kitne saal ki jail hoti.. Or fir 1.0 or 2.0 rote baith k or main ye bilkul bhi nahi caahta kyunki " MAIN KHUDSE DUSHMANI MOL NAHI LENA CAAHTA".. MERA SABSE BADA DUSHMAN MAIN KHUD HUN OR USS DUSHMANI KO MAIN DABAAYE RAKHNA BEHTAR SAMJHTA HUN.. ISSLIYE MAINE AP KI HELP KARNA THEEK SAMJHA.


Hmm LUCK.. maybe Luck kuch toh hota he hoga.. Right? Ab Dekh kya chances hain ki jab main aaya hun tabhi ye bawligand investigation honi hai??or woh bhi jiss din mujhe headquarters jaana hai ussi din?? Kya possibility hai?? Or uppar se itana badhiya rule nikaal liya tha maine apne godlike dimag ki help se lekin woh bhi flop hogaya kyunki koi unwritten rule tha inka.. Bolo mera plan flop hogaya?? Mera.. Aji lund mera.. Mera plan flop?? Bhosdk Flop ka F bhi na ho shakta..


Mere cehre par ek muskurahat aagayi or main mast chair k uppar pair rakh k baith gaya..


Continued..

Nice update

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-397(The Warning) ​

397


Maine fir apne andar k 1.0 ko jagaaya kyunki kuch derr conversation honi thi toh wahi theek tha..


Shruti-Tumhe darr nahi lag raha?


Main-Darr??


Mujhe sach mein hansi aagayi..


Main - No.. Not at all.. Mujhe kissi se darr nahi lagta.. I am not scared of any living or non living being in this universe.. Nothing scares me.. Nothing.. Darr tumhe lagna chahiye kyunki yahaan toh maine kuch kiya bhi nahi hai or maan lo kuch kiya bhi hota naa maine toh tum tumhari team tumhare DG, AdG tumhari puri NCB milke bhi mere against kuch nahi dhund shakti.. Kuch bhi nahi.. Harr baar logon ko lagta hai mujhe fansa liya unhone lekin end mein main humesha he jeet jaata hun or saamne waale ko apna sab kuch haarna padta hai.. Wahi tumhare sath hoga. Ye investigation puri hogi main jeet jaaunga tum fir irrelevant hojaaogi.. Tumhe daba denge tumhare seniors. Bali ka bakra tumhe banaaenge tumhare uppar waale log.. Fir tumne jo bade bade heroic missions kiye hain unhe koi yaad nahi rakhega. Saikdon kilos jo drugs pakkadke tumne hjaaron logon ki jaan jo bachaai haina woh kissi ko yaad nahi aaegi kyunki tumhe irrelevant kardiya jaaega or tum itana niche chali jaaogi.. Trust me..


Ye sunke woh kuch second k liye almost rukki..


Main-Noo..


Shruti-Kya??


Main-Tumhare sawaal ka jawaab.. Noo..


Shruti-Maine kya bola??


Main-Bola nahi but soch rahi ho tum.. Yahi soch rahi ho na. "is This Worth It?? "


Ye sunke usko ek literal jhatka laga woh darr gayi maano..


Shruti-T. tr. tum!!.? Tumhe kaise pata??


Main-I Can Read People Honey. Iska jawaab hai,No This Isn't Worth It.. Kuch haasil nahi kar paaogi tum..


Shruti-Jo bhi hai.. Mujhe sach jaanana hai.. Mera kaam hai meri job hai ye..


Main-Sure.. Good for you.. I am here to help..


Shruti-Good Job by the way.. Kal Vilas ko khatam karke bahot bada kaam kiya tumne..


Main-I Know..


Shruti-Kaise karletey ho tum ye sab??


Main-Built Different I Guess..


Shruti-Maybe..


Main-25 minutes toh hogaye hain waise??


Shruti-Thoda time or do .. 10 more minutes..


Main-Sure.. Tumhe ek tip dun??


Shruti-I don't need it..


Main-You definitely need it.. Dekho mujhe pata hai tum ek behtareen officer ho for sure.. NcB ki best agent ho tum.. Tum sach ki ladaai ladti ho harr criminal ko saja dilwaana caahti ho tum.. Good.. Great in fact.. Issiliye tum mere piche paddi ho kyunki tumhare liye main bhi ek criminal hun jo technically main hun bhi.. Or tumhare liye main ek aisa criminal hun jisne tumhe baar baar haraaya hai , help bhi ki hai tumhari but tumhe fansaaya jyaada hai.. Issliye tum mujhe bhi saja dilwaana caahti ho and i dont blame you.. Mere uppar saikdon cases, inquiries, investigation hui hongi or tum unmein se akeli ho jisko mere kissi dushman ne nahi bheja mujhe fansane k liye,tum akeli ho jisne sachmein mujhe saja dilwaani hai baaki sabka motive hota tha politics but tumhara nahi hai.. Or trust me ye only reason hai jo tum aajtak yahaan tikki hui ho..


Shruti-Exucse me.. Tum dhamki derahi ho..


Main-Oh 10000% dhamki hai.. Are you kidding me.. Tumhe pata hai main kon hun??? Tumhe kya lagta hai tum Mandir mein aake bhagwaan par case kardogi?? Sirf issliye ki NCB ki badi agent ho ?? Hell no.. Tum case kar rahi ho kyunki bhagwaan caahta hai tum case karo inshort main caahta hun tum mujh pe case karo.. Main bhagwan hun yahaan ka.. Main hawa roukk dun yahaan pe toh tum kya cheej ho?? Dhamki ??? Of course dhamki hai ye..


Maine hanste hue kaha..


Main-Main caahta toh tumhari investigation ussi din khatam kar deta jab tum yahaan aai, doobara kabhi tumhari shakal nahi dekhta main agar main caahta toh.. Tumhe koi idea nahi hai meri powers ka.. Arrey Maine tumhara transfer rukwaaya.. Literally.. Woh jab Vinu k case mein tum baar baar fail horahi thi or uske baad jab tumne Delhi se puri force bulwaa lee thi Vinu ko pakkadne k liye or Maine tumhe traffic mein uljhaake Vinu ko khud pakkad liya tha.. Tumhe kya laga itani badi fail ki koi punishment nahi milli tumhe?? Saikdon agents with weapons ncb k kharche pe bulaaye bina baat or punishment na mille.. Hell No.. Tumhare transfer ka toh order nikal gaya tha Chhattisgarh bhej rahe they tumhe.. Naxal area mein.. 1 maheene baad laash he milti tumhari.. Or woh nikala hua order Maine waapis karaaya.. Can you belive it?? Maine ek official order Jo tumhare DG ne nikaal diya tha usse waapis karwa diya.. Ye kar shakta hun main.. Tumhe vishwash nahi hoga ki maine tumhari help ki but puchtaach karwa lena pata chal jaaega.. Or ye sab main tumhe issliye nahi bata raha ki mujhe tumhari sympathy caahiye.. Hell no.. I don't give a fuck.. Tum pura jor lagaate raho beshak.. Maine issliye bataaya ki tum jo kar rahi ho mere against woh keval issliye hai ki main caahta hun ki tum woh karo.. Tumhari ankhein kholni hai mujhe kyunki tum khud bataao jiss din se tum mere piche paddi ho.. Or main ye nahi keh raha tumhe personally dushmani hai mujhse naa tumhari job hai ye but jiss din se tum mere piche paddi ho.. Kya tumne uss din se aajtak ek gram bhi drugs pakkade hain?? Ek dealer ko bhi arrest kiya hai?? Main batata hun...Ji nahi,nope.. Ek bhi nahi.. Shruti Sandhu NCb ki best agent jisne behisaab drugs pakkade behisaab logon ko nashe se bachaaya behisaab dealers or suppliers ko arrest kiya usne hafto se kuch nahi kiya hai.. Kuch bhi nahi... Can you imagine..?? Keval issliye ki tumhe mujhe saja dilwaani hai.. I am sorry to burst your bubble lekin tum mujhe saja nahi dilwa shakti main tumhare saamne kissi ka khoon kardun toh bhi tum mujhe saja nahi dilwa shakti.. Ye hun main.. Samjhi?? Issliye or sirf issliye main keh raha hun ki mujhe chhodo tum kya tumhare DG or uske seniors bhi mera kuch nahi bigaad shaktey ulta tum apne path se bhatak rahi ho tum NCB ki best agent ho tumhe drugs ko rokana caahiye mera kya hai mera kuch nahi bigaad shakte tumlog issliye stop wasting your time kuch acha karo..


Ye sunke Shruti literally chup he reh gayi woh 3-4 minutes takk bus mujhe ghurrti he rahi literally kuch bhi nahi boli woh.. Or woh aise he rehti agar gate knock na hua hota toh.


Continued..

Faat jayegi bechari ki

 

[Rohit1988]

Update-398(You Can't Go Against Me) ​

398


Gate knock hua or woh Nilesh andar aaya...


Nilesh-Mmmm... Mmadam... Mam.. Shruti Mam..


Finally woh honsh mein aai..


Shruti-Yes..? Aagaya order??


Nilesh-Nnn... No.. Mam.. Mam..


Shruti-Kya hua??


Nilesh-W. W. W. oh mam.. Woh...


Shruti-Speakkkkkkk..


Nilesh-ADG sir ka Kolkata mein accident hogaya hai or usme ADG sir unki wife unka beta or unki beti ki death 7-8 minutes pehle hogayi..


Shruti-What??


Ye sunke Shruti chilaai..


Shruti-Oh.. My god....that's.... .. Oh my god.. Mere mentor they woh..


Niles-Yeah.. I know mam.. I am sorry.. Unki.. Unki puri family... It's... It's over.


Shruti-I.. I can't belive this... Oh my god..


Uski aankho se anshu aagaye but usne khud ko sambhaala mere saamne strong dikhne k liye..


Shruti-Humlog ko Kolkata jaana hai..


Nilesh-Ok mam.. I'll get the car ready..


Ye bolke woh chala gaya..


Shruti-Sorry to waste your time AP but tum jaa shaktey ho.. Ye sab sort hone k baad hum fir continue karenge investigation main fir bulaaungi tumhe..


Main-Nahi bulaaogi..


Shruti-What ??


Main-Nahi bulaaogi tum mujhe..


Shruti-Or tumhe kaise pata ye??


Main-Maine ankhein kholdi tumhari.. Ye investigation doobara nahi hogi ab.. Mujhe pata hai..


Shruti-Tum jaa shaktey ho..


Main-Goodbye..


Ye bolke main uss cabin se hanste hue nikala or wahaan se nikal ke autoricshaw dhundane laga or tabhi mera phone baja Jo unknown number tha...


Main-Hello Eli.. Kaisi ho??


Eli-I..I.....I...A.A.A...am good bosssss.. Bahot acha laga aapne mujhe apna task dene laayak samjha.. Koi galati nahi hui boss.. All went smooth..


Main-Great job Eli.. Mujhe laga tha galati hogi kyunki Maine DG k orders diye they but incharge ADG tha..


Eli-2 minutes lage pata karne mein boss ki DG toh already Hospital mein hai usse kyun marwaaoge aap .. ADG ko dhunda seconds mein or wahaan contacts they he abhi abhi ek function se nikala tha.. So sad...


Main-Good Job..


Eli-Thanks boss.. It means a lot.. Lekin boss aapko aise chote logon se kya problem hogayi??


Main-Eli i hate questions..


Eli-I am so sorry boss.. Sorry..


Main-Bye.


Eli-Bye.. Bye boss.. Please koi bhi task chota ya bada ho please mujhe bataao I'll make it happen for you.. I am ready to die for you boss.. Anytime anywhere anyhow..


Main-I know Eli I know..


Call disconnected..


Dekho ,ye mera fault nahi hai, main nahi caahta tha ki woh ADG marre main toh usse jaanta bhi nahi tha but uski gallati itani thi ki woh mere against aane waala tha or bus uski ye galati uska pura khaandaan khatam karwa gayi and that's Sad.. But it is what it is.. That's the world we live in..


Main aage road par aaya or rickshaw ka wait karne laga or 2 minutes baad he ek auto mere saamne aake rukka..


"haan sahaab kahaan jj. j. j. Arrey AP bhai aap" Parnaam bhai.. Aap yahaan??


Main-Haan.. Haweli jaana hai..


"J.. Ji bhai.. Aaiye bhai.. Baithiye.. "


Main aage uske sath he baith gaya or auto aage badha..


Driver-A. A. AAp auto mein kaise bhai??


Main-Aise he.. Kya dikkat hai??


Driver-Kuch nahi bhai hus yun he puch liya..


Main-Ye nahi.. Tujhe kya dikkat hai.. Kya problem hai.. Biwi?? Bimar hai yaa dhoka de rahi hai?? Dhoka.. Bc.. Cheat kar rahi hai..


Driver-s. a.. Aa.. Ek.. Minute... Aa.aap.. Aap..


Main-Main cehre padh leta hun logon k.. Tere bus se bahaar nikal gayi?? Ab Tu tension mein hai ki karun kya maaf karun yaa chhod dun.. Main batata hun, chhod dey.. Maafi waafi kuch hota nahi hai, maafi kamjor logon ki nishaani hoti hai .. Maaf karega toh kuch time baad fir chutiya banaaegi tera kyunki usko pata he hai tu kuch karega nahi.. Chhod dey bc gand marrae main toh kehta hun thok dey..aisa plan banaake dunga ki khud tujhe pata nahi chalega tune maara hai usko..Agar woh tere bus ka nahi hai toh chhod he dey..


Driver-Ww.. woh.. Mera..


Main-Tera beta..ohh..Custody ki chinta hai.. Ek kaam kar abki baar jab apne aashik k pass jaaye Tu piche se jaaiyo photo woto khainch liyo phone wone ki recordings sab save kar liyo or judge ko dikha diyo.. Aisi chutiya aurat ko custody nahi denge wohlog.. Bus that's it..


Driver-Aa. a. A. Ap.. Aap sachmein bhagwaan ho bhai..


Main-Pata hai mujhe.. Yahin roukk dey..


Main uttara auto se haweli k saamne..


Main-Paise nahi hain mere pass.. Jaa bhaag jaa jo idea diya woh kaafi mehanga hai..


Driver-Koi baat nahi bhai.. Chhod dunga bhai usko.. Dhanyavaad bhai..


Main-Good..


Main haweli k andar aaya toh Babhi Or Meenu dono lunch ki taiyaari kar rahe they..


Babhi-Kahaan jaa aaya subah subah??


Main-Walk par gaya tha babhi..


Babhi-2 Ghanto ki walk..


Main-Yep.. Lunch lagaao.. Also main aaj bahaar jaa raha hun..


Babhi-Ok.. Kahaan!?


Main-Australia..


Babhi-Australia?? Bahaar toh aise bola jaise delhi jaa raha hai. Australia kya hua??


Main-Meri Psychiatrist ne bola hai sab sahi hai thode din ki trip par chala jaa mind fresh hojaayega Or sab theek ho jaayega..


Babhi-Ohh Great.. Sun fir Tere bhaiya yaa baaki toh jaaenge nahi main Ravi Meenu or Sam chalte hain sath..


Main-Naa.. Naa babhi. Akela jaaunga bus Ami jaaegi security purposes k liye sath.. Sab kuch bhullke aaunga..


Babhi-Acha sath nahi leke jaana toh bahaane maarta hai.. Koi naa chala jaa tu theek hoja wahi bahot hai ..


Main-Yep...


Lunch k baad main room mein aaya or Chang ko call kiya..


Chang-Ji boss..


Main-Shyaam ki flight karwale Headquarters jaana hai.


Chang-Shyaam ki?? Milgaya plan??


Main-Naa.. Aise he jaaenge...


Chang-Kya baat kar rahe ho boss aise kaise jaaoge.. Gand maarlenge wohlog..


Maib-Bhosdk Don't forget kon hun main.. Tujhe bola woh kar..


Continued..

ADG ko hi nahi uske pure khandan ko khatam karwa diya Shruti ne AP ke chakkar ke isne hamare 3.0 ka kya kasur ab vo uske raste me aayege to jayege usse nhi jaldi upar

Ab Headquarter me kand hoga

 

[Surya_021]

Superb updates

 

[Naik]

Update-396(Luck??) ​

396


Pehle toh maine google khola or NCB k saare rules regulations laws sab padhne laga jisme obviously mujhe kuch he minutes lage or trust me 150+ pages they or Maine sab padh diye ..


Shruti-Lets make a deal AP.. Tum mujhe uss shaks k baare mein bataado jisne tumhari help ki thi uss din or jisne un logon ko maara toh main promise karti hun tumhara naam takk remove kardungi main iss case se kyunki mujhe wahi caahiye..


Main-No idea tum kya baat kar rahi ho.. Suno ye investigative warrant haina??


Shruti-Haan..


Main-Or main hun Subject iss warrant mein..


Shruti-Yes..


Main-Or agar main caahun toh main abhi iss gaadi se uttar shakta hun, agar mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe investigate karne waali team mein gadbadi hai toh?? In short agar woh team CAPABLE nahi hai toh..?? Or tumlog toh CAPABLE ho he nahi kyunki NCB k laws k according agar ghatna hone k 10 din baad bhi NCB ka woh officer uss situation par investigation suru nahi karwa paaya hai toh woh INCAPABLE ho shakta hai , confirm nahi hai but ho shakta hai.. Or uss ghatna ko 10 din hogaye or obviously investigation suru nahi hui hai kyunki investigation ka subject toh main hun or mere bina kya investigation karoge tumlog?? Yaani ye possible hai ki tumlog INCAPABLE / INCOMPETENT officers ho shakte ho.. Hindi mein bole toh असमर्थ/अक्षम ho shakte ho tumlog.. Right?? Toh main iss investigation k liye mana kar shakta hun..


Ye sunke Shruti ka munh khulla ka khulla reh gaya..


Shruti-Tumhe kisne bataaya ye sab??


Main-Padha maine abhi.. Ye dekho.. Google baba..


Shruti-T.. Tumne??3 minutes mein ye NCB Investigation laws padh liye??


Main-Naa keval investigation nahi.. Maine NCB K saare laws padh liye..


Shruti-Imossible.. Not humanly possible...


Main-Koi naa ab jab Bataunga tab clear hojaaega doubt.. So waise toh ye kaam mere lawyer ko karna caahiye but yahaan main he kar raha hun because I am smarter then a lawyer.. "Main officially tumlogon ko INCAPABLE/INCOMPETENT maanta hun or iss investigation mein hissa lene se saaf saaf mana karta hun, I don't want to be a part of this.. You guys are INCOMPETENT and it is making me awkward so please mujhe mere ghar waapis drop kardiya jaaye..


Shruti-Ok.. Ok.. Smart very smart I give you that.. But tumne aage waala part nahi padha dont worry mujhe pata hai bahot jyaada pages they toh I don't blame you but unhi pages mein iska solution bhi hai.. Jo ki...


Maine uski baat bichmein kaati..


Main-Jo Hai ki agar koi Subject investigation mein shaamil hone se mana kar deta hai Arresting officer ko incompetent ghosit karke toh arresting officer k pass 2 moke hote hain usse theek karne k.. First woh NCB special court k saamne jaake ye prove kare ki woh puri tarah capable hai uss investigation ko pura karne k liye .. Jo tum kar shakti ho but usme 2-3 weeks lag jaaenge tumhe or tabtak main apne ghar jaaunga.. Ab second option hota hai tum NCB k Head yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL ko letter likho ye kehte hue ki tum puri tarah capable ho or tumhe ye investigation continue karne diya jaaye.. Or obviously ye bhi tum kar shakti ho but isme bhi 3-4 din toh lag jaaenge again tabtak main ghar jaaunga..


Shruti-Tumne sachmein saare pages padh liye.. That's insane.. How.. How is that even possible... ???


Main-Aise he. Ab gaadi modo ghar jaana hai mujhe..


Shruti-Not really.. Tumne written rules toh padh liye but kuch unwritten rules bhi hain.. Jaise ki jo Director General ki post par hain woh favour owe karte hain mujhe.. Or main unki favorite officers mein se ek hun toh jiss kaam mein 3-4 din lagne bata rahe ho tum usme mujhe bus 15 se 20 minutes lagenge or main CAPABLE ghosit ho jaaungi ab haan agar tumhe 20 minutes k liye ghar jaana hai toh jaa shaktey ho.. Yelo office aa bhi gaya humaara.. Ab choice tumhari hai 20 minutes andar wait karoge yaa waapis jaaoge but jabtak waapis pohanchoge main permission le chuki houngi or tumhe waapis aana padega..


Usne hanste hue kaha..


Bhenchod.. Unwritten rules.. Funny..


Main-Main andar he chalunga..


Wohlog hanste hue gaadi se uttare maine apna phone jeb mein daala or unke sath niche uttara ..


Shruti-Aao andar aao..


Woh mujhe leke ek investigation room mein aai or ek chair par baithaya mujhe and khud mere saamne baith gayi uske sath ek officer or tha..


Shruti-Nilesh tum ADG Sir k liye ek letter likho or mujhse sign karwake unhe mail or fax kardo..


Nilesh-Ok madam..


Ye bolke woh chala gaya wahaan se..


Main-Ek Second ADG matlab Additional DIRECTOR GENERAL lekin permission toh DG yaani DIRECTOR GENERAL deta haina?? ADG toh DG se ek post niche hota hai..


Shruti-Hahaha.. Actually AP jo humaare DIRECTOR GENERAL haina Rakesh Rawat ji unka actually Knee ka operation hona hai toh unhone 2 maheene ki leave lerakhi hai or unki absence mein Jo Additional Director General hain woh Director General ka role nibhaa rahe hain.. Jo tumhare liye bahot badi bad news hai kyunki obviously Rakesh Rawat sir Jo hain woh tumhare bhaiya k close hain or woh shayad sign karne mein 3-4 din laga detey but Jo ADG sir hain woh mere bahot close hain mere mentor hain woh or mere kehne se woh kuch minutes mein he sign kardenge.. Unlucky for you though..


Main-I don't belive in luck.. I am the luck.. Suno paani ka glass peelado yaar.. Pyaash lagi hai..


Shruti-Sure..


Woh uthi or bahaar khadde officer ko paani kaa bolke waapis andar aai..


Shruti-Anything else?? Juice coffee?? Tea??


Main-Nope.. Paani is enough..


Shruti-Ok..


Situation tricky thi..mere liye nahi kyunki main caahta toh seconds k hisaab se gayab hojaata or ye mujhe lund nahi dhund paati.. Lekin fir mere jaane k baad 1.0 ko toh yahin aana tha fir aake usse seedha arrest kartey yelog or investigation se bhaagne k badle mein 4-5 months toh aise he jail time milta or fir saara shakk AP par jaata woh alag.. Najaane kitne saal ki jail hoti.. Or fir 1.0 or 2.0 rote baith k or main ye bilkul bhi nahi caahta kyunki " MAIN KHUDSE DUSHMANI MOL NAHI LENA CAAHTA".. MERA SABSE BADA DUSHMAN MAIN KHUD HUN OR USS DUSHMANI KO MAIN DABAAYE RAKHNA BEHTAR SAMJHTA HUN.. ISSLIYE MAINE AP KI HELP KARNA THEEK SAMJHA.


Hmm LUCK.. maybe Luck kuch toh hota he hoga.. Right? Ab Dekh kya chances hain ki jab main aaya hun tabhi ye bawligand investigation honi hai??or woh bhi jiss din mujhe headquarters jaana hai ussi din?? Kya possibility hai?? Or uppar se itana badhiya rule nikaal liya tha maine apne godlike dimag ki help se lekin woh bhi flop hogaya kyunki koi unwritten rule tha inka.. Bolo mera plan flop hogaya?? Mera.. Aji lund mera.. Mera plan flop?? Bhosdk Flop ka F bhi na ho shakta..


Mere cehre par ek muskurahat aagayi or main mast chair k uppar pair rakh k baith gaya..


Continued..

Sahi h bhai 3 minute me poori 150+ padh dale or Shruti ko bataya low ke baare me tow uska muh khula ka khula rehe h
Ab yeh sab tow apne bade bhai hi ker sakte h
Ab dekhte in bhai sahab ki muskurahat ke peeche kia Raz chupa h
Badhiya zabardast shaandar update

 

[Vicky11]

Fantastic update.