Update-373(Solving A Crime? )
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Main gaadi mein baithke haweli k liye nikala but raaste mein main yahi soch raha tha ki bhenchod chal kya raha hai mere dimag k sath.. Itana tej mera mind kabhi nahi tha.. Kya ye Therapy k results hain?? Yaa ye mind ki use naa karne ka nateeja hai jo woh khaali baitha baitha fast horaha hai?? Kuch toh reason hai bc.. Like main feel kar paa raha tha itana fast tha mera mind.. Mere aaju baaju chalte logon ko predict kar paa raha tha main.. Like. Rukk.. Rukk.. Ye side mein jo Creta gaadi mein couple hai uske baare mein bata kuch..
Lekin mind se koi jawaab nahi aaya.. Bc ab proof karne ki baat aai toh dead hogaya lawde.. Sawaal ka jawaab dey..
"Well sawaal he galat hai tera woh couple nahi hai bhai behan hain.. Shaadi ki shopping karke aarahe hain, jewellery shopping.. Ladki ki shaadi hai.. Ladke ki ho chuki hai shaadi.. Ek ladka hai iska 4-6 saal kaa iski biwi bimaar hai... Love marriage hone waali hai ladki ki.. "
Ye sunke maine bhenchod turant road k bichmein he break maardi.. Bhenchod .. Kuch bhi.. Kuch bhi?? Kuch bhi?? Aji lund..
"Jaa viswaash na hai toh puch le.."
Woh toh main puchunga he dalle.. Teri juth abhi nikaal deta hun.. Bhenchod kuch bhi bakk dega..
Maine gaadi chalaai Or uss creta k side mein lagaake apna mirror down karke unhe awaaj di unhone mujhe pehchan liya or ulta wave kiya mujhe maine unhe gaadi Roukane ko kaha toh unhone side mein gaadi lagaai or maine unke piche gaadi roukki main uttara gaadi se udhar se woh aadmi uttara or hath jodke meri taraf aaya.
Aadmi-Parnaam Bhai.. Kaise ho bhai?? Koi galati hogayi kya bhai??
Main-Arrey naa naa.. Main jarra curious tha.. Woh behanji hain jo tumhare sath woh tumhari behan hai kya??
Aadmi-Ji.. Ji..
Main-Uski shaadi hai??
Aadmi-Ji.. Bhai.. Next week..
Main-Love marriage??
Aadmi-Hanji.. Ji..
Main-Jwellery shopping karke aarahe ho tumlog??
Aadmi-Jjj.. Ji.. Bhai.. B. Lekin aapko kaise pata bhai?? Koi problem hai kya??
Main-Arrey not at all bhai main predict kar raha tha tumhe dekh k tumhare baare mein.. Mind test you know.. Teri shaadi hogayi right?? Beta hai?? 5-6 ka?
Aadmi-Ji bhai 5 saal kaa.. Bang on.. Kaise pata aapko??
Main-Teri wife bimaar hai??
Aadmi-Nahi bhai.. Actually haan woh actually pregnant hain 9th month chal raha hai..
Main-Maanta haina??
Aadmi-Ji.. Bilkul.. Lekin.. Kaise???
Main-Well.. Woh chhod. Best of luck.. Behan k liye bhi Or aane waale bache k liye bhi..
Aadmi-Thanks bhai.. Thanks a lot..
Main uske saamne cool banke waapis gaadi mein aake baith toh gaya lekin bhenchod meri gand fatt gayi.. Kaise be?? Arrey aise thodi hota hai bhenchod.. Ye kya tha?? Kaise kiya ye sab?? How is this even possible..?? Naa.. Naa.. Naa... I don't believe this.. Kaise kiya??
"Well woh tum figure out kartey rehna.. Jaldi gaadi chala ab media waale photo click karna suru karne waale hain.. "
Kon media waale be??
"Well 4 alag alag teams hain.. Ek toh saamne dekh woh.. Ek left mein opposite side road k ek piche chownk pe dekh or ek woh dekh fruits cart k pass khaddey hain.. Chal ab.."
Bhenchod.. Tujhe kaise pata?? Naaa.. Bc Therapy k toh gajab he results aarahe hainbe hell yeah.. Hell fucking yeah.. Mind fast horaha hai.. Kaise?? Ye mujhe bhi nahi pata but results fantastic they..
Maine gaadi aage badhaai or haweli aaya toh Bhai Babhi or Meenu bahaar lawn mein baithe dhoop sekk rahe they.. Bhai news paper padh rahe they toh maine apne mind ko or test karna theek samjha, issliye main bhai k pass gaya or unke side mein chair pe baith gaya ..
Deva-Oho aagaye sir.. Aaj nahi kiya picha??
Main-Well nahi plan successful tha..
Deva-Good.. Ye dekh newspaper mein firse Tu first page par aagaya hai lagaatar..
Main-Maheene mein 15 din main he rehta hun bhai first page pe.. Or batao kya interesting hai paper mein.. Talk to me..
Deva-Well tujhe kya sunana hai??business section mein well stocks to buy right now ye dekh ..
Main-Boring.. Ye uppar jaaenge stocks..
Deva-Well wahi newspaper waale kehrahe hain ki ye uppar jaaenge ...
Main-Yeah lekin uppar aaj aaj jaaenge uske ekdum se niche jaaenge.. Jo sabse popular stock hoga inmein se uska boss ya jo bhi hai woh resign kardega jisase stocks andha niche gireega 80%takk and market hill jaaegi paisa doob jaaega..
Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai ye 3 stocks haina jo ye niche jarur jaa shakte hain but 80% takk naa.. Impossible..
Main-Dekhlena..
Deva-Ok.. ok.. Tera prediction aajkal out of the world chal raha hai toh dekhtey hain..
Main-Or batao.. Crime kya chal raha... Sabse badi crime news kya hai iss week..
Deva-Well , ye Dekh ye hai Ajay Goswami.. Jaanta hai isse??
Babhi-Isse kon nahi jaanta.. Kitana ghatiya insaan hai ye.. Kal Fansi milne waali haina isko??
Deva-Haan....
Main-Well main nahi jaanta.. Kon hai??
Deva-Ajay Goswami Pune ka ek jeweller tha or aaj se 7 maheene pehle isne 5 murder kiye they Apni biwi ka apne bhai ka apni maa ka or yahaan takk ki apne bete or beti ka.. Bachon ko bhi nahi baksha isne.. Tab Maharashtra Highcourt ne isse fansi sunaai thi or Supremecourt ne iski plea sunaney se inkaar kardiya tha kyunki sab saboot iske against they toh highcourt ki fansi ki saja iske hisse thi or kal finally woh din hai jab issko fansi sunaai jaaegi.. Kitana bada case bana tha ye , kal fansi hai isko toh aaj fir ek full page isko leke de rakha hai..
Maine bhai se paper liya..
Babhi-Finally iss darindey ko fansi milegi.. Can't wait for that..
Meenu-Yeah aise logon k sath yahi hona chahiye, bloody murderer bachon ne kya bigaada tha bhalla iska..
Babhi-Yeah.. Narak mein bhi jagah nahi milegi isko..
Main-Well bahot paap kiye honge isne jindagi mein jo narak mein jagah nahi milegi right? .
Babhi-Kya matlab bahot paap?? 5 logon ko maarna paap nahi hai?? 2 masoom bachon ko maarna paap nahi hai??
Main-Haina.. Lekin ye isne nahi kiya isne kissi ko nahi maara haan or koi paap kiye hon toh pata nahi..
Deva-Kya baat kar raha hai AP saare saboot iske against hain saare k saare.. Court mein prove ho chuka hai..
Main-Or kon kehta hai jo court mein prove hogaya wahi sach hai.. Nope.. Isne kissi ko nahi maara.. Un sabko kissi or ne maara hai.. Iski maa ki age kya rahi hogi??
Deva-70 something..
Main-Toh iske biwi k lover ne maara hai unn 5on ko.. Or iske biwi ka lover issi ki jewellery shop mein kaam karta tha..Usne sabko maara or Goswami ji ko fansa diya..
Babhi-Kya baat kar raha hai AP??
Main-Theek baat kar raha hun.. Woh murderer nahi hai.. But ab kya he farak padta hai kal fansi hai uski toh who gives a fuck..
Deva-Well i give a fuck AP kya bol raha hai tu.. Agar ye innocent hai toh humara farz hai isko fansi naa mile.. Toh agar Tu sahi bol raha hai toh isse bachana hoga.. Or teri aankhon mein itana confidence dikh raha hai mujhe toh confirm tu sahi he hai.. Ab ye bata asli killer ko kaise pakkada jaaye??
Main-Mujhe kya pata..
Deva-Oh come on of course tujhe pata hai tune ek headline padhke crime solve kardiya toh tujhe ye bhi pata hai kaise pakkadna hai killer ko.. Soch..
Main-Sochna kya hai.. Shop pe kon kon kaam karta tha uss time pata karwao nahi pata chale toh Biwi ki call details nikalwao uss time ki messages etc shop ki cctv footage saved hongi police k pass uss time ki toh kahin na kahin toh milega woh killer.. Usko uthwaao or uske bank details nikalwao uske pass andha paisa hoga yaa assets honge woh kahaan se aaye woh puchne ka kaho, jweller shop pe kaam karta tha woh koi bada gangster naa hai police theek se puchegi toh sab bakk dega.. Or pakkadna or ashaan hai usko itana time hogaya abtoh tension free reh raha hoga kuch ghanto mein sab clear hojaaega.. Maharashtra mein behisaab contacts hain aapke, aap caaho toh aap bacha shaktey ho baaki aapki marji..
Deva-Bacha toh shakta hun..Tu pakka sure haina.. Kyunki agar galat hua tu toh bahot log gaali denge mujhe..
Main-Bhai I'm 10000% sure.. Kaise sure hun mujhe khud na pata but sure hun.. Baaki aapki marji..
Deva-Main karwata hun fir..
Main-Good..
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