Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[Gaurav1969]

Update-470(Fucked) ​

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Mujhe headquarters k hospital mein almost 2 din baad honsh aaya tha or masters and baaki milne aaye they mujhse..
Main-So kitani casualties?? Kitane logon ko maara 3.0 ne?


Norman-Bahot jyaada, bahot jyaada.. Iss baar kuch alag he tha woh.. But thankfully wahi caahiye tha so bura matt feel karna.. Bahot logon ki jaan bach gayi uski wajah se..


Main-Im glad.. So guys.. I know main abhi aaya hun yahaan technically but jaana padega mujhe bahot din hogaye yahaan . . 10 din hogaye i think total and i gotta go..


Norman-Yeah.. Jab bhi tu acha feel kare plane wait kar raha hai tera..


Main-Im feeling good right now..


Norman-You can go now then..


Main-Niharika di meds pack kardo meri..


Niharika-On it..


Main-So guys kuch bura hua toh sorry mera 1% part bhi nahi tha jo kuch bhi hua usme so please dont hate me..


Chloe-Nobody can hate you.. Samjha.. You are the best..


Main-Thankyou.. But still.. I love you guys or kabhi bhi kuch bhi caahiye ho toh I'll be here...


Bovice-We know..


Niharika-Remember AP.. BE NORMAL... Kuch bhi ho jaaye be normal. 3.0 k tips hain ye toh tujhe seriously maanleni caahiye uski baat..


Main-I will..100%...


Uske baad main bed se utha or sabse galle mila and apni meds leke bahaar aaya kaafi weakness thi pain tha fever tha but ye kuch din aise he rahega or itane din or yahaan nahi rehne waala tha main.So Main Chang Ami or Claire jaa rahe they Sara or Randy humein airport drop karne aaye..


Randy-It was nice meeting you AP.. Tujhe pata hai kabhi bhi koi bhi help caahiye mujhe bataana..


Main-Sure bro..


Sara-Take care AP..


Main-You too Sara..


Andar Chang ne sahaara diya mujhe or humlog plane takk Pohanchey and finally andar baitha main tab chain aaya mujhe..


Main-Buri gand marri hai bhenchod.. Fucking hell..


Chang- You'll be fine boss don't worry. .


Main-Yep.. Gharpe kya scene hai??


Ami-Sab theek hai all good.. Time to time main babhi or Abeer ko bataati rehti thi ki aap theek ho etc etc.. Also Riya ko bhi..


Main-Great..


Ami- Divyang haryana aachuka hai boss or Indian Politics mein bhi kaafi uthal puthal chal rahi hai.. Aag lagi hai Indian Politics mein.. Centre girr rahi hai ekdum se, kaise i dont know itane strong they wohlog or ab girrne k chances hain ekdum se ye sab kaise possible hai wahi samjh nahi aaraha boss..


Main-Ok.. Divyang kon??


Chang-Divyang Matlab Bhusan ka beta boss..


Main-Kon bhusan..


Chang-Bhusan.. Boss.. Sanjay kaa 4th piller..


Main-Oh..


Chang-Boss woh banda dangerous hai..


Main-Aisa kaise??


Chang-Underworld k level ka banda hai woh bhayanak.. Sanjay ka left hand hai ye, uska Senpati hai woh, Sanjay k mostly log uske through he aate hain uske alawa Contract killing . Iska main kaam hai weapons selling ka Internationally karta hai ye kaam boss woh... Orr..


"Be Normal"


Mere andar se awaaj aai.


Main-Chup chup... Mujhe nahi jaanana abhi toh nahi atleast.. Bhenchod sans toh lene dey.. Kuch din k liye main kuch bhi nahi karne waala. Niharika di ne bola hai BE NORMAL.. normal rehne dey mujhe.. Fuck Bhushan fuck Sanjay maa chudaae apni..


Chang-Ok.. Boss jo aap kaho..


Ami-Yeah.. Badhiya hai Normal he raho..


Ab main akela aake baitha or baithate he nind aa gayi mujhe , itana thaka hua tha ki 48 ghante so ke bhi mann nahi bhara mera.. Ab so raha tha main ki bhenchod humaare plane ne bahot jorr se jhatka khaaya jisase meri nind khull gayi..


Main-Kya hua bhenchod??


Chang-Bosss.. Seat belt baandh lo we are crashing..


Hell no bhenchod... Aise nahi marrna hai bc mujhe... No fucking way.


"MAYDAY-MAYDAY-MAYDAY"


Captain chilaaya or main seat belt laga shakta usase pehle plane crash hua ..


"Nooooooooooo"


Main chilaaya Or idhar bhenchod jump maarke apni seat se utha main..


Chang-Boss?? Kya hua??


Main-Bhencod.. Sapna.. Madarchod.. Ab kai din ye maa chudwaaenge apni.. Fucking hell bhenchod mere toh sapne bhi Full HD mein hote hain farak death k baad he pata chalta hai..


Chang-Its ok boss.. Land hone waale hain humlog..


Ab humlog Delhi Land Hue subah 11 baje..Wahaan se dusara ek plane mujhe or Ami ko meri city drop karne waala tha, yahaan se gaadi mein jaane kaa mood nahi tha mera..Mood kya bhenchod himmat naa thi itani derr baithe rehne ki..Subah 12:30 baje humlog meri city mein land hue and gand faad dum lagaake airport se bahaar aaya main or wahaan bahaar aake humne Taxi he lelee gharpe he jaake bataaenge sabko..


Main Taxi mein bhi so gaya bc jabki raasta pura 20 minutes kaa tha and finally mujhe Ami ne jagaaya..


Ami-Boss.. Wake up.. Gaon aagaya..


Main-Aage chal naa..


Ami-Gaadiyaan lagi hain aage ...


Maine saamne dekha toh haweli k gate se 150-200 meter durr they humlog or yahaan se aage takk bhenchod gaadiyaan he gaadiyaan khaddi thi uske alawa behisaab police force bhi mojjud thi wahaan.. Uske alawa media vans bhi thi bahot saari.. Gaadiyaan VIP thi or unke uppar lage tags se saaf tha ki ye humaare party k netaon ki he gaadiyaan thi..


Main-What the fuck??


Ami-Yeah Deva bhaiya koi press conference karne waale they tumhari party k sab MP Mla"s k sath... Kyunki Center government mein uthal puthal chal rahi hai or news thi ki woh MP's ko khareed rahe hain sarkaar chalti rakhne k liye or tumhari party k MP's kaa naam bhi tha..


Main-Humaari party k 99% netaon ko paison se nahi khareeda jaa shakta haan agar Ruling party dark games khel rahi hai toh alag baat hai otherwise humari party waalon ko koi nahi khareed shakta..


Ami-Yahi prove karne k liye Deva bhaiya ne sabko bulaaya hai press k saamne..


Main-Interesting..


Ami-Center mein kya hua pata hai??


Main-Fuck center. Gand marrae. Chal chalte hain.. Iske paise dey..


Ami-Mere pass konsa paisa hai..


Main-Mera phone bhi off hai.. Rukk bhai andar se bhjiwata hun..


Driver-Koi baat nahi maai baap aapse paise leke kya karunga..


Main-Bhakk bc.. Paise liye bina nahi jaana main bhejta hun kissi ko..


Ye bolke humlog gaadi se uttare or aage aaye..


Main-Bhencod.. Itani durr kon paidal jaaye ab.. Bc..


Mera bag bhi Ami ne uthaaya or Main aaram aaram se finally aage takk aaya or aage police waalon ne barricades laga rakhe they..


Main-Haan bhai.. Naa rukkne kaa time or na himmat hai..


Inspector-Aapko rouk k kahaan jaaenge maai baap..


Main-Thankyou sun woh Taxi waale ko paise deke aa toh jarra..


Inspector-Ji Bhai..


Main-Pranaam shyaam kaka..


Shyaam-Aagyaa beta..


Main-Yep ..


Shyaam-Yun achanak gayab naa hoya karr Tu ...


Main-Kya karun Kaka majboori hai.. Mere jaane k baad tumlog kaam nahi karte lagta hai ye gaadi waadi theek se lagwaaya karo 5 kilometre durr se paidal aaya hun..


Shyaam-Chal jutha.. Woh toh sab jaldbaaji mein hua issliye..


Main-Good..


Main finally andar aaya toh bhenchod andar literally pura lawn full bharra tha logon se or humaara lawn bhenchod football ground se bhi bada hai.. Almost 500-600 log they wahaan par.. Ek hisaab se party he thi woh kyunki khaane peene etc sabka intejaam tha wahaan.. Humaari party k sab elected neta uske alawa orr bade bade leaders, humse connected businessmen, other vips sablog they uske alawa press waale bhi they behisaab.. Actually mujhe reason pata nahi tha but ye bhai ka tareeka tha apni power show karne ka obviously kuch toh chal raha hai Central government mein or yahaan sabko bulaake bhai apni power dikha rahe they pure india ko, ki unke logon ko koi nahi khareed shakta.. Interesting..


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Update-471(Hallucinations) ​

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Ab main aage aaya toh samjh mein aaya ki press conference ho chuki thi or ab khaana peena etc chal raha tha sabka.. Bhai or Babhi ko , bade bade kuch selected journalists ne gherr rakha tha inko baaki reporter se alag khabar caahiye hongi or baakiyon se popular journalists they toh samjh mein aata hai ab main wahin chair par baithke unke free hone ka wait karne laga..


Sam-Bhenchod.. Tu kab aaya..


Main-Just..


Ravi-Bhosdk. Bataake toh aaya jaaya kar bhai..


Rohit-Haan bc.


Woh teeno mere galle mille..


Ravi-Bc bukhaar hai tujhe toh..


Main-Yeah.. Got sick.. Baaki log kidhar hain??


Ravi-Bhai babhi toh saamne hain.. Baakilog ko alag alag journalists ne pakkad rakha hoga.BC teri bahot demand hai aaj yahaan majaak nahi 200 baar pucha jaa chuka hoga ki AP kahaan hai woh kya kehna caahega etc etc.. Bhai ne bola jo main kehraha hun wahi woh kehna caahega.


Main-True..


Rohit-Bc bawaal horaha hai right.


Main-Yeah i guess..


Ab bhai babhi ne unn Journalists se ijaajat lee or jaise he wohlog unke saamne se hatte unko saamne main dikha..


Deva-AP...


Bhai aae mere pass or main unse galle milla.. Uske baad babhi se galle milla..


Babhi-Bukhaar hai betu??


Main-Yeah.. Thode din rahega.


Babhi-How are you feeling??


Main-Great bhabhi.. Free finally..


Ab bc sab journalists ka dhyaan gaya meri taraf Or seconda mein mujhe gherr liya unhone unki awaaj sunke baaki journalists, reporters or puri bheed me seconds mein mujhe ghere liya..


"AP sir AP sir aapke kya views hain.. "


Main-Bhai.. Bhai.. Bhai.. Suno... Suno.. Tumhari kasam.. Meri babhi ki kasam.. Australia se aaya hun just stress relive karne spiritual trip par gaya tha mujhe naa toh koi idea hai ki kya horaha hai or naa main pata karna caahta mujhe pata hai political hai jo kuch bhi hai and honestly i dont care kyunki main politics se durr he hun filhaal k liye toh atleast
Ye hain mere bhaiya inhone jo bhi jaise bhi jissliye bhi kahaa haina usko main suru se aakhir takk follow karta hun or inse 1000% agree karta hun. That's it..


"But sir aapko toh pata bhi nahi Deva Ji ne kya kaha?? ""


Main- Mujhe itana pata hai ki jo bhi bhai ne kaha hai woh sach he hoga.. Ab bhai please yaar jaao khaana waana khaa lo.. Ye dekho idhar aa.. Bhaari bukhaar hai himmat naa hai meri sawaal jawaab ki..idhar aao..


Maine usko apna hath diya..


Main-Haina bukhaar??


"Bahot tagda sir , sorry bus aapke views jaananey they jo jaan liye.. Thanks for inviting us.. "


Main-Welcome..


Ye bolke finally wohlog gaye wahaan se or main waapis baitha.. Uske baad Anjali and team aaye unse milla main..


Babhi-Kaisa raha sab??


Main-Great..


Babhi-Nice..


Main-Bus thode din bimaar rahunga..


Babhi-Koi naa ho jaaega theek.. Khaana??


Main-Bhayanak bhook lagi hai.. Bhayanak..


Babhi-Andar chal banaa deti hun kuch..


Main-Naa.. Yahin khaa lunga kuch..


Babhi-Yahaan kaa khaake or bimaar ho jaaega..


Main-Naa.. Halka fulka.. Oye.. Sam.. Salad.. Rohit Raayta or Chawal le aa Raajma k sath... Jaldi se.. Bhagke jaao..


Rohit-Copy..


Deva-Pata hai kya chal raha hai??


Main-Na bhai.. Or to be honest naa he pata karna mujhe.. Kuch din toh nahi atleast.. Bahot kuch hogaya already abhi rest nahi liya toh dikkat ho jaaegi. Jo bhi chal raha hai i know aap sab easily handle karloge..


Deva-Yep.. Chinta matt kar tu rest le bus..


Babhi-Haan.. Bukhaar ki meds??


Main-Hain mere pass..


Ab main khaana khaane laga Jaanwar aaya Mangal Meenu Or Rishi sabse milla main.. Ab mera plan tha thoda bahot khaane kaa kyunki bahaar kaa khaana jamta nahi mujhe lekin bhook bhenchod itani thi ki maine pav bhaaji Or mangwaali Or thuss thuss k khaaya.. Iss bich party k neta etc aatey gaye photo khinchwaane mere sath main khaatey-2 photo khinchawaata raha jisme mujhe koi issue nahi tha.. Yelog backbone they humaari toh inke liye kuch bhi..


Ab party chalti rahi lekin main khaana khaatey he seedha andar aagaya or andar aake maine dawaai lee Or hall mein sofa par he sogaya main or nind toh itani ikatha ho rakhi thi ki main dopehar 2 baje soya or shyaam 7:30 baje meri nind khulli, bahot saari awaajein sunke.. Meri aankh khulli toh wahaan meeting chal rahi thi bc, Bhai Abeer Mangal uske alawa kuch important important leaders they jaise Rohit k dad, Haryana ,Rajasthan ,Punjab ,Delhi, UP, Gujarat, Himachal Pardesh k Chief Ministers or other high ranking leaders.. Main uthke baith gaya..


Deva-Sorry Sir..


Main-No worries.. My bad yahin so gaya tha .. You guys continue..


Sabne hii hello kiya or main uthke jaane laga..


UP Cm- AP sahaab kahaan jaa rahe ho bilkul aapke level ki situation hai..


Main-Naa naa.. Abhi toh aaplog ho he.. Aaplogon par pura bharosa hai mujhe.. Haan aap sabse naa sambhale tab bata dena.. Fir main sambhaal lunga..


Maine hanste hue kaha.. Or unse vida leke main washroom side aaya ab itana junk khaaya tha toh vomiting honi he thi or wahi hua hath munh dhoke main kitchen mein aaya wahaan babhi or Meenu they..


Main-Mujhe khaane ka do babhi kuch bhi jaldi se..


Babhi-Dinner mein time hai betu..


Main-Naa bhayanak bhook lagi hai kuch bhi leke aao lekin leke aao.. Roti chatni or dudh le aao caahe.. Mere room mein.. Please.. Jaldi 15 minutes baad waapis so jaaunga main..


Babhi-Sona matt abhi aati hun..


Main-Ab kuch din jaanwaron jaisi bhook lagegegi mujhe..


Babhi-Koi naa acha hai itane din se gayab tha theek se khaaya hoga nahi kuch..


Main apne room mein aaya toh mere phone par Riya k kai missed calls they obviously tv par dekh liya hoga usne mujhe saikdon channels waale they kissi ne toh dikhaaya he hoga. Isase kal baat karte hain, college jaake abhi bc mood naa hai or uppar se mere phone ki screen cracked thi bus thoda saa hissa show horaha tha screen ka jisme kiska call yaa message aaya woh show horaha tha bhenchod Rishi ko bolke naya mangwaana padega..


Ab pehle toh main nahaaya garma garam paani se bc tab jaake sans aaya haash.. Saara badan he tutt raha tha bc.. Maine kapde pehne he they ki gate knock hua..


Main-Khulla hai..


Toh Meenu aai mera khaana leke..


Meenu-Roti Chatni Achaar or dudh hai..


Main-Gajab.. Aa baith.. Suna kaisi chal rahi hai teri married life..


Meenu-Awesome.. Ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai..


Main-Mangalwa awesome aadmi he hai.. I know..


Meenu-Yahaan sablog he awesome hai ghar ki yaad nahi aati mujhe, meri mummy kehti hain Tu bhool he gayi humein..


Main-Lol.. Humlog hain he aise..


Meenu-Agreed.. Tu bata i know koi secret kaam se gaya tha hua sab??


Main-Yeah.. All good..


Meenu-Ab bol bol raha hai harr baar ki tarah yaa ab rest lega..


Main-1000% lunga sachi mein aisi taisi hui paddi hai yaar system ki..


Meenu-Badhiya.. You deserve this rest..


Mujhe bhyanak he bhook lagi thi bc rukhi sukhi roti he khaa gaya main Meenu mere bartan leke gayi or main dawaai leke firse so gaya bhenchod..


Ab next meri aankh khulli mere gate k knock se.. Main utha or gate khola toh bhenchod gate kholte he saamne ek banda pistol liye khadda tha..


Main-Bhenchod.. Surrendera?? Abe tujhe toh maar diya tha naa..


Surendra-Marrega toh tu..


Ye bolke usne goli chalaadi or idhar main ek side kudda bachne k liye or kudte he mera ghutna laga niche, jisase meri aankh khulli Maine khudko bed se niche paaya..


Bhenchod.. Sapna.. Teri maa ki chut.. Dalle.. Tutt gaya ghutna madarchod.. Bhen k lawde sapne bhi madarchod aatey hain mujhe toh.. Bhen ki chut inki.. Fuckkk..


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Aftereffects Reactions Actions se jyada majedaar hai bro....AP ka Haryana mein craze hi next level hai ....BHAGWAN hai bc wo Haryana ka.....3.0 ne jo 500M bheje the India kya wo Centre ko girane ke liye hi tha ....SD ka 4th pillar ka beta bhi aa gya hai aur bc hallucinations ne tagdi maar rakhi hai.. bhai Riya ke sath mein hallucinate na karwa dena....HD quality mein plane crash phir Surrendra.... shaam 7:30 baje uthne wala scene bhi first time ko hallucination hi laga mujhe....Sabkuch achha hi chal raha hai filhaal ab aage dekhte hai kya hoga

 

[RAAZ]

Update-446(The Brahamastra)
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Main-Kya message hai??


Bovice-Ek video hai.. Rukko save horahi hai play it back Lux..


Lux-Ek minute master audio translate horahi hai..


Main-Translate kyun??


Mogui-Uski identity ko koi pehchan naa paaye usase bachne k liye usne ye message k dauraan 12 different languages ka use kiya hai..


Lux-Yeah or main uss message ko translate karwa raha hun hindi mein kyunki kuch words humein bhi samjh nahi aaye jo usne use kiye..


Mogui-Puri Robotic awaaj use ki hai face fully covered koi hint nahi chhoda usne..


Lux-Seems like a pro to me.. It's done.. English or Hindi k alawa baaki sab hindi mein translate hojaaegi..


Lux ne doobara Video on ki toh saamne ek room tha pura dark bus halki c light thi uss room mein or uss room k bichon bich ek chair lagi thi jiske uppar ek banda baitha tha mask lagaaye uske saamne ek table thi jispe 2 files rakhi thi.. Uss aadmi ne bolna chaalu kiya toh uski awaaj ekdum robotic thi yaani pehchan naa jaaye koi issliye Technology ki help lee thi usne..


"Good Evening Underworld. Pichle kuch Maheeno mein bahot kuch hua hai underworld mein bahot kuch.. Jisme se jyaadatar kand k kaaran hum he hain lekin kuch aisa bhi hua hai jiska humse durr durr takk koi lena dena nahi hai.. Yes, humne un VIPS ko maara jitane marre sab k sab humaare hathon marre. Marrne bhi caahiye, woh deserve karte they woh moutt , trust us un saikdon logon ko maarke humne tum sabke uppar ek ehsaan kiya hai kyunki agar hum unko nahi maarte toh aane waale time mein woh pure Underworld ko andar se khokhla banaa detey.. Kyunki wohlog corrupt they sir se pair takk fully corrupt. Unhe bus khudse matlab tha or kissi se nahi wohlog Underworld k aam logon ko kuchalke uppar jaane ki koshish kar rahe they or humaare hote iss underworld k aam logo ko koi nahi kuchal shakta fir woh caahe VIP ho yaa VVVVIP ya Clan ya Syndicate Leaders hon yaa fir khud Elders hon koi bhi nahi.. Humaara Farz hai To Serve Justice.. Or humaare hote justice hmesha milega .. Koi Case koi hearing koi court koi prison nahi seedha Saja-a-Moutt di jaaegi . Humaare Justice system mein maafi yaa Parole ka koi option available nahi hai.. Ab past ko past mein chhodte hain jo hua so hua humein proud hai humne unn VIPS ko maara. Or isase ye matt samjhna hum koi ache log hain yaa hum iss samaaj ko sudhaarnr ka kaam kar rahe hain,hell no ye veham nikaal dena apne andar se, "HUMSE BURA KUCH NAHI HAI UNDERWORLD MEIN HUMSE BURI TOH BURAAI BHI NAHI HAI". Log still confused they ki kya Entity sachmuch waapis aagayi hai?? Yaa nahi.. Toh iska jawaab dedun ji haan We are Back The Entity is Back.. Vishwaash nahi horaha na ki hum he Entity hain?? Hahahah.. Proof dedeta hun..


Ye bolke usne apne saamne rakhi ek file uthaai or saamne se ek torch on hui jiski light keval uss file k uppar paddi , ab unn pages par thi photos bahot saari photos saikdon photos logon ko maarte time ki photos, unko torture karte time ki photos .. Usne files k pages jaldi jaldi palte camera ki taraf karke and fir file rakh di or woh torch bhi bandh hui..


"Ye wahi Vips hain jo iss system ko corrupt bana rahe they lekin ab nahi banaaenge.. Ab Toh Viswash hogaya hoga naa ki The Entity is here.. Good kyunki ab Present issue par aatey hain.. Yuri Oleg.. Ye ek naam hai jo pichle kuch hafto se main baar baar sun raha hun. Yuri Oleg apne aapko ek Nyaay ki murti ki tarah dikha raha hai woh logon ki najron mein ek Hero bananey ki koshish kar raha hai lekin ashal mein woh hai ek Corrupt Criminal he.. Usne underworld k masoom logon ko target kiya sirf or sirf apne benefit k liye. Abhi recently High Command k Co Leader Flippy jinki Imandaari ki misaal pura underworld deta hai unke uppar jaan leva hamla kiya Yuri ne jisme Flippy bach gaya lekin unki security staff k 10 masoom guards maare gaye uske alawa bhi kai logon ko apna shikaar banaa chuka hai Yuri pichle kuch dino mein or aajkal woh khud ki ek army leke ghum raha hai . Yuri ek corrupt system banana caahta hai jispe woh khud raaj kare but unfortunately uska ye sapna chakna churr kardiya jaaega. Yuri k aatank kaa yahin antt hai bus orr nahi.. Yuri Ki Moutt likh di gayi hai or khud bhagwaan humse nahi bacha shakta usse. Yuri Ka wajood khatam kardiya jaaega iss duniya se or uske sath sath unn 340 logon ka bhi jo Yuri ko apna boss maanke uske piche khaddey hain.. Yes main Yuri ki uss army ki baat kar raha hun jo laalach mein aake hathiyaar uthaake Yuri k piche khaddi hai.. Main tum sabko moka deta hun yaa toh Yuri ka sath chhodke chale jaao abhi k abhi yaa fir main kabhi nahi jaane dunga tumhe.. Agar tum ye message k baad bhi Yuri k sath khadde ho toh I am sorry But you are on our list you are on The Entity's list.. Or hum dhund lenge tumhe, in fact dhund bhi liya hai.. Here..


Ye bolke usne woh dusari file uthaai or again woh torch on hui and iss file mein photos thi Females, Males, Kids sabki photos thi usme.. Bahot saare logon ki photos mojjud thi usme..


"Inhe gorr se dekho ye tumhari families hain pehchan lo apni apni family ko tumhe kya lagta hai tum Underworld k khilaaf hathyaar uthaa loge or koi tumhara kuch nahi bigaad paaega?? Galat socha tha tumne hum bigaadenge tum toh marroge he marroge sath sath tumhari families ko maarne se pehle hum 1 second bhi nahi sochenge .. As I said earlier Humaare or Justice k bichmein jo bhi aaega uske wajood ko he mita diya jaaega.. Tumlog naasamajh ho laalach mein andhe ho issliye ek moka sirf ek moka main tumhe deraha hun Yuri se jitana ho shake utana durr ho jaao or agar ab bhi tumne humaari nahi suni Toh I am sorry... But mujhe viswash hai tum sunloge Khouff ek aisi cheej hai jo aadmi se sab kuch karwa leti hai or humse jyaada khouff Underworld mein kissi ka naa toh hai or naa he hoga ..Or humaari baat nahi suni tumlogon ne toh hum bataaenge humaara itana khouff kyun hai.. Ab baat aati hai Yuri ki toh I'm sorry Mr. Oleg but aapko marrna hoga or tumhe sirf or Sirf Hum maarenge or koi nahi..tumhe ab koi nahi bacha shakta.. Tumhe jitana bhaagna hai bhaag lo jahaan chippna hai chipp lo jisase madad maangani hai usase madad maang lo jitani taiyaari karni hai kar lo. Ab ye prove hogaya hai ki Entity waapis aachuki hai toh I'm sure sab syndicates, tumhare leaders tumhare Elders Sab log milke humaare khilaaf planning karenge woh koshish karenge humein niche laane ki but You made a mistake tumne khudko Justice se uppar rakha, No no no, No one is Above Justice No one is Above law Apart From Us . We are Justice We are The Law.. We Are The Puppetmasters of This Show. Don't Worry People We are here for you we will stand for you . Rest In Peace Yuri.. Good Bye.. Yours Truly "THE HOODED SERPENT"..


Ye tha mera BRAHAMASTRA, Underworld mein aag lagne waali thi jaise ab turkey jal raha tha waise he underworld jallega.. Masters yahaan takk ki Elders ki raaton ki nind cheen legi ye video... Buckle up guys things just got a whole lot interesting..
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But ab agar AP ki team Yuri ko maregi to sab ko shak nahi hoga ki yah hi Entity se kuch relation rakhte hai ya yehi log Entity hai . Shayad next update me clear ho jaye.

 

[THE ACRONYM]

Update-470(Fucked) ​

470
Mujhe headquarters k hospital mein almost 2 din baad honsh aaya tha or masters and baaki milne aaye they mujhse..
Main-So kitani casualties?? Kitane logon ko maara 3.0 ne?


Norman-Bahot jyaada, bahot jyaada.. Iss baar kuch alag he tha woh.. But thankfully wahi caahiye tha so bura matt feel karna.. Bahot logon ki jaan bach gayi uski wajah se..


Main-Im glad.. So guys.. I know main abhi aaya hun yahaan technically but jaana padega mujhe bahot din hogaye yahaan . . 10 din hogaye i think total and i gotta go..


Norman-Yeah.. Jab bhi tu acha feel kare plane wait kar raha hai tera..


Main-Im feeling good right now..


Norman-You can go now then..


Main-Niharika di meds pack kardo meri..


Niharika-On it..


Main-So guys kuch bura hua toh sorry mera 1% part bhi nahi tha jo kuch bhi hua usme so please dont hate me..


Chloe-Nobody can hate you.. Samjha.. You are the best..


Main-Thankyou.. But still.. I love you guys or kabhi bhi kuch bhi caahiye ho toh I'll be here...


Bovice-We know..


Niharika-Remember AP.. BE NORMAL... Kuch bhi ho jaaye be normal. 3.0 k tips hain ye toh tujhe seriously maanleni caahiye uski baat..


Main-I will..100%...


Uske baad main bed se utha or sabse galle mila and apni meds leke bahaar aaya kaafi weakness thi pain tha fever tha but ye kuch din aise he rahega or itane din or yahaan nahi rehne waala tha main.So Main Chang Ami or Claire jaa rahe they Sara or Randy humein airport drop karne aaye..


Randy-It was nice meeting you AP.. Tujhe pata hai kabhi bhi koi bhi help caahiye mujhe bataana..


Main-Sure bro..


Sara-Take care AP..


Main-You too Sara..


Andar Chang ne sahaara diya mujhe or humlog plane takk Pohanchey and finally andar baitha main tab chain aaya mujhe..


Main-Buri gand marri hai bhenchod.. Fucking hell..


Chang- You'll be fine boss don't worry. .


Main-Yep.. Gharpe kya scene hai??


Ami-Sab theek hai all good.. Time to time main babhi or Abeer ko bataati rehti thi ki aap theek ho etc etc.. Also Riya ko bhi..


Main-Great..


Ami- Divyang haryana aachuka hai boss or Indian Politics mein bhi kaafi uthal puthal chal rahi hai.. Aag lagi hai Indian Politics mein.. Centre girr rahi hai ekdum se, kaise i dont know itane strong they wohlog or ab girrne k chances hain ekdum se ye sab kaise possible hai wahi samjh nahi aaraha boss..


Main-Ok.. Divyang kon??


Chang-Divyang Matlab Bhusan ka beta boss..


Main-Kon bhusan..


Chang-Bhusan.. Boss.. Sanjay kaa 4th piller..


Main-Oh..


Chang-Boss woh banda dangerous hai..


Main-Aisa kaise??


Chang-Underworld k level ka banda hai woh bhayanak.. Sanjay ka left hand hai ye, uska Senpati hai woh, Sanjay k mostly log uske through he aate hain uske alawa Contract killing . Iska main kaam hai weapons selling ka Internationally karta hai ye kaam boss woh... Orr..


"Be Normal"


Mere andar se awaaj aai.


Main-Chup chup... Mujhe nahi jaanana abhi toh nahi atleast.. Bhenchod sans toh lene dey.. Kuch din k liye main kuch bhi nahi karne waala. Niharika di ne bola hai BE NORMAL.. normal rehne dey mujhe.. Fuck Bhushan fuck Sanjay maa chudaae apni..


Chang-Ok.. Boss jo aap kaho..


Ami-Yeah.. Badhiya hai Normal he raho..


Ab main akela aake baitha or baithate he nind aa gayi mujhe , itana thaka hua tha ki 48 ghante so ke bhi mann nahi bhara mera.. Ab so raha tha main ki bhenchod humaare plane ne bahot jorr se jhatka khaaya jisase meri nind khull gayi..


Main-Kya hua bhenchod??


Chang-Bosss.. Seat belt baandh lo we are crashing..


Hell no bhenchod... Aise nahi marrna hai bc mujhe... No fucking way.


"MAYDAY-MAYDAY-MAYDAY"


Captain chilaaya or main seat belt laga shakta usase pehle plane crash hua ..


"Nooooooooooo"


Main chilaaya Or idhar bhenchod jump maarke apni seat se utha main..


Chang-Boss?? Kya hua??


Main-Bhencod.. Sapna.. Madarchod.. Ab kai din ye maa chudwaaenge apni.. Fucking hell bhenchod mere toh sapne bhi Full HD mein hote hain farak death k baad he pata chalta hai..


Chang-Its ok boss.. Land hone waale hain humlog..


Ab humlog Delhi Land Hue subah 11 baje..Wahaan se dusara ek plane mujhe or Ami ko meri city drop karne waala tha, yahaan se gaadi mein jaane kaa mood nahi tha mera..Mood kya bhenchod himmat naa thi itani derr baithe rehne ki..Subah 12:30 baje humlog meri city mein land hue and gand faad dum lagaake airport se bahaar aaya main or wahaan bahaar aake humne Taxi he lelee gharpe he jaake bataaenge sabko..


Main Taxi mein bhi so gaya bc jabki raasta pura 20 minutes kaa tha and finally mujhe Ami ne jagaaya..


Ami-Boss.. Wake up.. Gaon aagaya..


Main-Aage chal naa..


Ami-Gaadiyaan lagi hain aage ...


Maine saamne dekha toh haweli k gate se 150-200 meter durr they humlog or yahaan se aage takk bhenchod gaadiyaan he gaadiyaan khaddi thi uske alawa behisaab police force bhi mojjud thi wahaan.. Uske alawa media vans bhi thi bahot saari.. Gaadiyaan VIP thi or unke uppar lage tags se saaf tha ki ye humaare party k netaon ki he gaadiyaan thi..


Main-What the fuck??


Ami-Yeah Deva bhaiya koi press conference karne waale they tumhari party k sab MP Mla"s k sath... Kyunki Center government mein uthal puthal chal rahi hai or news thi ki woh MP's ko khareed rahe hain sarkaar chalti rakhne k liye or tumhari party k MP's kaa naam bhi tha..


Main-Humaari party k 99% netaon ko paison se nahi khareeda jaa shakta haan agar Ruling party dark games khel rahi hai toh alag baat hai otherwise humari party waalon ko koi nahi khareed shakta..


Ami-Yahi prove karne k liye Deva bhaiya ne sabko bulaaya hai press k saamne..


Main-Interesting..


Ami-Center mein kya hua pata hai??


Main-Fuck center. Gand marrae. Chal chalte hain.. Iske paise dey..


Ami-Mere pass konsa paisa hai..


Main-Mera phone bhi off hai.. Rukk bhai andar se bhjiwata hun..


Driver-Koi baat nahi maai baap aapse paise leke kya karunga..


Main-Bhakk bc.. Paise liye bina nahi jaana main bhejta hun kissi ko..


Ye bolke humlog gaadi se uttare or aage aaye..


Main-Bhencod.. Itani durr kon paidal jaaye ab.. Bc..


Mera bag bhi Ami ne uthaaya or Main aaram aaram se finally aage takk aaya or aage police waalon ne barricades laga rakhe they..


Main-Haan bhai.. Naa rukkne kaa time or na himmat hai..


Inspector-Aapko rouk k kahaan jaaenge maai baap..


Main-Thankyou sun woh Taxi waale ko paise deke aa toh jarra..


Inspector-Ji Bhai..


Main-Pranaam shyaam kaka..


Shyaam-Aagyaa beta..


Main-Yep ..


Shyaam-Yun achanak gayab naa hoya karr Tu ...


Main-Kya karun Kaka majboori hai.. Mere jaane k baad tumlog kaam nahi karte lagta hai ye gaadi waadi theek se lagwaaya karo 5 kilometre durr se paidal aaya hun..


Shyaam-Chal jutha.. Woh toh sab jaldbaaji mein hua issliye..


Main-Good..


Main finally andar aaya toh bhenchod andar literally pura lawn full bharra tha logon se or humaara lawn bhenchod football ground se bhi bada hai.. Almost 500-600 log they wahaan par.. Ek hisaab se party he thi woh kyunki khaane peene etc sabka intejaam tha wahaan.. Humaari party k sab elected neta uske alawa orr bade bade leaders, humse connected businessmen, other vips sablog they uske alawa press waale bhi they behisaab.. Actually mujhe reason pata nahi tha but ye bhai ka tareeka tha apni power show karne ka obviously kuch toh chal raha hai Central government mein or yahaan sabko bulaake bhai apni power dikha rahe they pure india ko, ki unke logon ko koi nahi khareed shakta.. Interesting..


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Ab main aage aaya toh samjh mein aaya ki press conference ho chuki thi or ab khaana peena etc chal raha tha sabka.. Bhai or Babhi ko , bade bade kuch selected journalists ne gherr rakha tha inko baaki reporter se alag khabar caahiye hongi or baakiyon se popular journalists they toh samjh mein aata hai ab main wahin chair par baithke unke free hone ka wait karne laga..


Sam-Bhenchod.. Tu kab aaya..


Main-Just..


Ravi-Bhosdk. Bataake toh aaya jaaya kar bhai..


Rohit-Haan bc.


Woh teeno mere galle mille..


Ravi-Bc bukhaar hai tujhe toh..


Main-Yeah.. Got sick.. Baaki log kidhar hain??


Ravi-Bhai babhi toh saamne hain.. Baakilog ko alag alag journalists ne pakkad rakha hoga.BC teri bahot demand hai aaj yahaan majaak nahi 200 baar pucha jaa chuka hoga ki AP kahaan hai woh kya kehna caahega etc etc.. Bhai ne bola jo main kehraha hun wahi woh kehna caahega.


Main-True..


Rohit-Bc bawaal horaha hai right.


Main-Yeah i guess..


Ab bhai babhi ne unn Journalists se ijaajat lee or jaise he wohlog unke saamne se hatte unko saamne main dikha..


Deva-AP...


Bhai aae mere pass or main unse galle milla.. Uske baad babhi se galle milla..


Babhi-Bukhaar hai betu??


Main-Yeah.. Thode din rahega.


Babhi-How are you feeling??


Main-Great bhabhi.. Free finally..


Ab bc sab journalists ka dhyaan gaya meri taraf Or seconda mein mujhe gherr liya unhone unki awaaj sunke baaki journalists, reporters or puri bheed me seconds mein mujhe ghere liya..


"AP sir AP sir aapke kya views hain.. "


Main-Bhai.. Bhai.. Bhai.. Suno... Suno.. Tumhari kasam.. Meri babhi ki kasam.. Australia se aaya hun just stress relive karne spiritual trip par gaya tha mujhe naa toh koi idea hai ki kya horaha hai or naa main pata karna caahta mujhe pata hai political hai jo kuch bhi hai and honestly i dont care kyunki main politics se durr he hun filhaal k liye toh atleast
Ye hain mere bhaiya inhone jo bhi jaise bhi jissliye bhi kahaa haina usko main suru se aakhir takk follow karta hun or inse 1000% agree karta hun. That's it..


"But sir aapko toh pata bhi nahi Deva Ji ne kya kaha?? ""


Main- Mujhe itana pata hai ki jo bhi bhai ne kaha hai woh sach he hoga.. Ab bhai please yaar jaao khaana waana khaa lo.. Ye dekho idhar aa.. Bhaari bukhaar hai himmat naa hai meri sawaal jawaab ki..idhar aao..


Maine usko apna hath diya..


Main-Haina bukhaar??


"Bahot tagda sir , sorry bus aapke views jaananey they jo jaan liye.. Thanks for inviting us.. "


Main-Welcome..


Ye bolke finally wohlog gaye wahaan se or main waapis baitha.. Uske baad Anjali and team aaye unse milla main..


Babhi-Kaisa raha sab??


Main-Great..


Babhi-Nice..


Main-Bus thode din bimaar rahunga..


Babhi-Koi naa ho jaaega theek.. Khaana??


Main-Bhayanak bhook lagi hai.. Bhayanak..


Babhi-Andar chal banaa deti hun kuch..


Main-Naa.. Yahin khaa lunga kuch..


Babhi-Yahaan kaa khaake or bimaar ho jaaega..


Main-Naa.. Halka fulka.. Oye.. Sam.. Salad.. Rohit Raayta or Chawal le aa Raajma k sath... Jaldi se.. Bhagke jaao..


Rohit-Copy..


Deva-Pata hai kya chal raha hai??


Main-Na bhai.. Or to be honest naa he pata karna mujhe.. Kuch din toh nahi atleast.. Bahot kuch hogaya already abhi rest nahi liya toh dikkat ho jaaegi. Jo bhi chal raha hai i know aap sab easily handle karloge..


Deva-Yep.. Chinta matt kar tu rest le bus..


Babhi-Haan.. Bukhaar ki meds??


Main-Hain mere pass..


Ab main khaana khaane laga Jaanwar aaya Mangal Meenu Or Rishi sabse milla main.. Ab mera plan tha thoda bahot khaane kaa kyunki bahaar kaa khaana jamta nahi mujhe lekin bhook bhenchod itani thi ki maine pav bhaaji Or mangwaali Or thuss thuss k khaaya.. Iss bich party k neta etc aatey gaye photo khinchwaane mere sath main khaatey-2 photo khinchawaata raha jisme mujhe koi issue nahi tha.. Yelog backbone they humaari toh inke liye kuch bhi..


Ab party chalti rahi lekin main khaana khaatey he seedha andar aagaya or andar aake maine dawaai lee Or hall mein sofa par he sogaya main or nind toh itani ikatha ho rakhi thi ki main dopehar 2 baje soya or shyaam 7:30 baje meri nind khulli, bahot saari awaajein sunke.. Meri aankh khulli toh wahaan meeting chal rahi thi bc, Bhai Abeer Mangal uske alawa kuch important important leaders they jaise Rohit k dad, Haryana ,Rajasthan ,Punjab ,Delhi, UP, Gujarat, Himachal Pardesh k Chief Ministers or other high ranking leaders.. Main uthke baith gaya..


Deva-Sorry Sir..


Main-No worries.. My bad yahin so gaya tha .. You guys continue..


Sabne hii hello kiya or main uthke jaane laga..


UP Cm- AP sahaab kahaan jaa rahe ho bilkul aapke level ki situation hai..


Main-Naa naa.. Abhi toh aaplog ho he.. Aaplogon par pura bharosa hai mujhe.. Haan aap sabse naa sambhale tab bata dena.. Fir main sambhaal lunga..


Maine hanste hue kaha.. Or unse vida leke main washroom side aaya ab itana junk khaaya tha toh vomiting honi he thi or wahi hua hath munh dhoke main kitchen mein aaya wahaan babhi or Meenu they..


Main-Mujhe khaane ka do babhi kuch bhi jaldi se..


Babhi-Dinner mein time hai betu..


Main-Naa bhayanak bhook lagi hai kuch bhi leke aao lekin leke aao.. Roti chatni or dudh le aao caahe.. Mere room mein.. Please.. Jaldi 15 minutes baad waapis so jaaunga main..


Babhi-Sona matt abhi aati hun..


Main-Ab kuch din jaanwaron jaisi bhook lagegegi mujhe..


Babhi-Koi naa acha hai itane din se gayab tha theek se khaaya hoga nahi kuch..


Main apne room mein aaya toh mere phone par Riya k kai missed calls they obviously tv par dekh liya hoga usne mujhe saikdon channels waale they kissi ne toh dikhaaya he hoga. Isase kal baat karte hain, college jaake abhi bc mood naa hai or uppar se mere phone ki screen cracked thi bus thoda saa hissa show horaha tha screen ka jisme kiska call yaa message aaya woh show horaha tha bhenchod Rishi ko bolke naya mangwaana padega..


Ab pehle toh main nahaaya garma garam paani se bc tab jaake sans aaya haash.. Saara badan he tutt raha tha bc.. Maine kapde pehne he they ki gate knock hua..


Main-Khulla hai..


Toh Meenu aai mera khaana leke..


Meenu-Roti Chatni Achaar or dudh hai..


Main-Gajab.. Aa baith.. Suna kaisi chal rahi hai teri married life..


Meenu-Awesome.. Ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai..


Main-Mangalwa awesome aadmi he hai.. I know..


Meenu-Yahaan sablog he awesome hai ghar ki yaad nahi aati mujhe, meri mummy kehti hain Tu bhool he gayi humein..


Main-Lol.. Humlog hain he aise..


Meenu-Agreed.. Tu bata i know koi secret kaam se gaya tha hua sab??


Main-Yeah.. All good..


Meenu-Ab bol bol raha hai harr baar ki tarah yaa ab rest lega..


Main-1000% lunga sachi mein aisi taisi hui paddi hai yaar system ki..


Meenu-Badhiya.. You deserve this rest..


Mujhe bhyanak he bhook lagi thi bc rukhi sukhi roti he khaa gaya main Meenu mere bartan leke gayi or main dawaai leke firse so gaya bhenchod..


Ab next meri aankh khulli mere gate k knock se.. Main utha or gate khola toh bhenchod gate kholte he saamne ek banda pistol liye khadda tha..


Main-Bhenchod.. Surrendera?? Abe tujhe toh maar diya tha naa..


Surendra-Marrega toh tu..


Ye bolke usne goli chalaadi or idhar main ek side kudda bachne k liye or kudte he mera ghutna laga niche, jisase meri aankh khulli Maine khudko bed se niche paaya..


Bhenchod.. Sapna.. Teri maa ki chut.. Dalle.. Tutt gaya ghutna madarchod.. Bhen k lawde sapne bhi madarchod aatey hain mujhe toh.. Bhen ki chut inki.. Fuckkk..


Continued...

AP hariyana wapis aa gaya hai aur divyang bhushan ka beta hai wo bhi aaya is baar
Plane crash hua laga ki underworld ke kisi dushman ne AP ke game sath khel diya but wo hallucinations the
Centre mein ki sarkaar mein kuch jaroor hua jo abhi samne nahi aaya deva bhai aur party ne kya faisla kiya hoga

Hallucinations ka game wapis aaya hai ye bahut interesting hota jab bhi AP ko hallucinations hote hai

Be Normal ye 3.0 ne kaha Hai AP ko matlab AP ki body mein secret hi secret hai aur kuch toh hai AP ke body mein (jab kivy pehli baar appear hui thi story mein tab kuch uske words ye the " clones se aapko bhi takleef hoti hai) ye isse connected ho sakta hai

AB phir se hame action ke sath sath ki normal routine bhi dikhe ga riya se phir mulakaat
College mein digvijay ke sath lafdaa

Waise ananya ( anna ) kidhar hai uske toh iss part mein shuru mein hi dekha thaa
Iss 3.0 ke scene ye pata hi nhi chala ye max kidhar gayab ho gaya
Jab AP headquarters se wapis aa raha tha tab laga ki AP aur sara ki kuch toh conversation jaarur hogi AP Bhai kuch karo na Sara ko idhar harayana mein set karwa do shayad love traingle dekne ko meli AP sara or riya ke bich

Overall dono update A1 the

Dekhe ki politics, aur bhusan ko AP kaise handle karta hai

 

[Rajesh]

Nice

Update-470(Fucked) ​

470
Mujhe headquarters k hospital mein almost 2 din baad honsh aaya tha or masters and baaki milne aaye they mujhse..
Main-So kitani casualties?? Kitane logon ko maara 3.0 ne?


Norman-Bahot jyaada, bahot jyaada.. Iss baar kuch alag he tha woh.. But thankfully wahi caahiye tha so bura matt feel karna.. Bahot logon ki jaan bach gayi uski wajah se..


Main-Im glad.. So guys.. I know main abhi aaya hun yahaan technically but jaana padega mujhe bahot din hogaye yahaan . . 10 din hogaye i think total and i gotta go..


Norman-Yeah.. Jab bhi tu acha feel kare plane wait kar raha hai tera..


Main-Im feeling good right now..


Norman-You can go now then..


Main-Niharika di meds pack kardo meri..


Niharika-On it..


Main-So guys kuch bura hua toh sorry mera 1% part bhi nahi tha jo kuch bhi hua usme so please dont hate me..


Chloe-Nobody can hate you.. Samjha.. You are the best..


Main-Thankyou.. But still.. I love you guys or kabhi bhi kuch bhi caahiye ho toh I'll be here...


Bovice-We know..


Niharika-Remember AP.. BE NORMAL... Kuch bhi ho jaaye be normal. 3.0 k tips hain ye toh tujhe seriously maanleni caahiye uski baat..


Main-I will..100%...


Uske baad main bed se utha or sabse galle mila and apni meds leke bahaar aaya kaafi weakness thi pain tha fever tha but ye kuch din aise he rahega or itane din or yahaan nahi rehne waala tha main.So Main Chang Ami or Claire jaa rahe they Sara or Randy humein airport drop karne aaye..


Randy-It was nice meeting you AP.. Tujhe pata hai kabhi bhi koi bhi help caahiye mujhe bataana..


Main-Sure bro..


Sara-Take care AP..


Main-You too Sara..


Andar Chang ne sahaara diya mujhe or humlog plane takk Pohanchey and finally andar baitha main tab chain aaya mujhe..


Main-Buri gand marri hai bhenchod.. Fucking hell..


Chang- You'll be fine boss don't worry. .


Main-Yep.. Gharpe kya scene hai??


Ami-Sab theek hai all good.. Time to time main babhi or Abeer ko bataati rehti thi ki aap theek ho etc etc.. Also Riya ko bhi..


Main-Great..


Ami- Divyang haryana aachuka hai boss or Indian Politics mein bhi kaafi uthal puthal chal rahi hai.. Aag lagi hai Indian Politics mein.. Centre girr rahi hai ekdum se, kaise i dont know itane strong they wohlog or ab girrne k chances hain ekdum se ye sab kaise possible hai wahi samjh nahi aaraha boss..


Main-Ok.. Divyang kon??


Chang-Divyang Matlab Bhusan ka beta boss..


Main-Kon bhusan..


Chang-Bhusan.. Boss.. Sanjay kaa 4th piller..


Main-Oh..


Chang-Boss woh banda dangerous hai..


Main-Aisa kaise??


Chang-Underworld k level ka banda hai woh bhayanak.. Sanjay ka left hand hai ye, uska Senpati hai woh, Sanjay k mostly log uske through he aate hain uske alawa Contract killing . Iska main kaam hai weapons selling ka Internationally karta hai ye kaam boss woh... Orr..


"Be Normal"


Mere andar se awaaj aai.


Main-Chup chup... Mujhe nahi jaanana abhi toh nahi atleast.. Bhenchod sans toh lene dey.. Kuch din k liye main kuch bhi nahi karne waala. Niharika di ne bola hai BE NORMAL.. normal rehne dey mujhe.. Fuck Bhushan fuck Sanjay maa chudaae apni..


Chang-Ok.. Boss jo aap kaho..


Ami-Yeah.. Badhiya hai Normal he raho..


Ab main akela aake baitha or baithate he nind aa gayi mujhe , itana thaka hua tha ki 48 ghante so ke bhi mann nahi bhara mera.. Ab so raha tha main ki bhenchod humaare plane ne bahot jorr se jhatka khaaya jisase meri nind khull gayi..


Main-Kya hua bhenchod??


Chang-Bosss.. Seat belt baandh lo we are crashing..


Hell no bhenchod... Aise nahi marrna hai bc mujhe... No fucking way.


"MAYDAY-MAYDAY-MAYDAY"


Captain chilaaya or main seat belt laga shakta usase pehle plane crash hua ..


"Nooooooooooo"


Main chilaaya Or idhar bhenchod jump maarke apni seat se utha main..


Chang-Boss?? Kya hua??


Main-Bhencod.. Sapna.. Madarchod.. Ab kai din ye maa chudwaaenge apni.. Fucking hell bhenchod mere toh sapne bhi Full HD mein hote hain farak death k baad he pata chalta hai..


Chang-Its ok boss.. Land hone waale hain humlog..


Ab humlog Delhi Land Hue subah 11 baje..Wahaan se dusara ek plane mujhe or Ami ko meri city drop karne waala tha, yahaan se gaadi mein jaane kaa mood nahi tha mera..Mood kya bhenchod himmat naa thi itani derr baithe rehne ki..Subah 12:30 baje humlog meri city mein land hue and gand faad dum lagaake airport se bahaar aaya main or wahaan bahaar aake humne Taxi he lelee gharpe he jaake bataaenge sabko..


Main Taxi mein bhi so gaya bc jabki raasta pura 20 minutes kaa tha and finally mujhe Ami ne jagaaya..


Ami-Boss.. Wake up.. Gaon aagaya..


Main-Aage chal naa..


Ami-Gaadiyaan lagi hain aage ...


Maine saamne dekha toh haweli k gate se 150-200 meter durr they humlog or yahaan se aage takk bhenchod gaadiyaan he gaadiyaan khaddi thi uske alawa behisaab police force bhi mojjud thi wahaan.. Uske alawa media vans bhi thi bahot saari.. Gaadiyaan VIP thi or unke uppar lage tags se saaf tha ki ye humaare party k netaon ki he gaadiyaan thi..


Main-What the fuck??


Ami-Yeah Deva bhaiya koi press conference karne waale they tumhari party k sab MP Mla"s k sath... Kyunki Center government mein uthal puthal chal rahi hai or news thi ki woh MP's ko khareed rahe hain sarkaar chalti rakhne k liye or tumhari party k MP's kaa naam bhi tha..


Main-Humaari party k 99% netaon ko paison se nahi khareeda jaa shakta haan agar Ruling party dark games khel rahi hai toh alag baat hai otherwise humari party waalon ko koi nahi khareed shakta..


Ami-Yahi prove karne k liye Deva bhaiya ne sabko bulaaya hai press k saamne..


Main-Interesting..


Ami-Center mein kya hua pata hai??


Main-Fuck center. Gand marrae. Chal chalte hain.. Iske paise dey..


Ami-Mere pass konsa paisa hai..


Main-Mera phone bhi off hai.. Rukk bhai andar se bhjiwata hun..


Driver-Koi baat nahi maai baap aapse paise leke kya karunga..


Main-Bhakk bc.. Paise liye bina nahi jaana main bhejta hun kissi ko..


Ye bolke humlog gaadi se uttare or aage aaye..


Main-Bhencod.. Itani durr kon paidal jaaye ab.. Bc..


Mera bag bhi Ami ne uthaaya or Main aaram aaram se finally aage takk aaya or aage police waalon ne barricades laga rakhe they..


Main-Haan bhai.. Naa rukkne kaa time or na himmat hai..


Inspector-Aapko rouk k kahaan jaaenge maai baap..


Main-Thankyou sun woh Taxi waale ko paise deke aa toh jarra..


Inspector-Ji Bhai..


Main-Pranaam shyaam kaka..


Shyaam-Aagyaa beta..


Main-Yep ..


Shyaam-Yun achanak gayab naa hoya karr Tu ...


Main-Kya karun Kaka majboori hai.. Mere jaane k baad tumlog kaam nahi karte lagta hai ye gaadi waadi theek se lagwaaya karo 5 kilometre durr se paidal aaya hun..


Shyaam-Chal jutha.. Woh toh sab jaldbaaji mein hua issliye..


Main-Good..


Main finally andar aaya toh bhenchod andar literally pura lawn full bharra tha logon se or humaara lawn bhenchod football ground se bhi bada hai.. Almost 500-600 log they wahaan par.. Ek hisaab se party he thi woh kyunki khaane peene etc sabka intejaam tha wahaan.. Humaari party k sab elected neta uske alawa orr bade bade leaders, humse connected businessmen, other vips sablog they uske alawa press waale bhi they behisaab.. Actually mujhe reason pata nahi tha but ye bhai ka tareeka tha apni power show karne ka obviously kuch toh chal raha hai Central government mein or yahaan sabko bulaake bhai apni power dikha rahe they pure india ko, ki unke logon ko koi nahi khareed shakta.. Interesting..


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Nice update bro

 

[Rajesh]

Update-471(Hallucinations) ​

471


Ab main aage aaya toh samjh mein aaya ki press conference ho chuki thi or ab khaana peena etc chal raha tha sabka.. Bhai or Babhi ko , bade bade kuch selected journalists ne gherr rakha tha inko baaki reporter se alag khabar caahiye hongi or baakiyon se popular journalists they toh samjh mein aata hai ab main wahin chair par baithke unke free hone ka wait karne laga..


Sam-Bhenchod.. Tu kab aaya..


Main-Just..


Ravi-Bhosdk. Bataake toh aaya jaaya kar bhai..


Rohit-Haan bc.


Woh teeno mere galle mille..


Ravi-Bc bukhaar hai tujhe toh..


Main-Yeah.. Got sick.. Baaki log kidhar hain??


Ravi-Bhai babhi toh saamne hain.. Baakilog ko alag alag journalists ne pakkad rakha hoga.BC teri bahot demand hai aaj yahaan majaak nahi 200 baar pucha jaa chuka hoga ki AP kahaan hai woh kya kehna caahega etc etc.. Bhai ne bola jo main kehraha hun wahi woh kehna caahega.


Main-True..


Rohit-Bc bawaal horaha hai right.


Main-Yeah i guess..


Ab bhai babhi ne unn Journalists se ijaajat lee or jaise he wohlog unke saamne se hatte unko saamne main dikha..


Deva-AP...


Bhai aae mere pass or main unse galle milla.. Uske baad babhi se galle milla..


Babhi-Bukhaar hai betu??


Main-Yeah.. Thode din rahega.


Babhi-How are you feeling??


Main-Great bhabhi.. Free finally..


Ab bc sab journalists ka dhyaan gaya meri taraf Or seconda mein mujhe gherr liya unhone unki awaaj sunke baaki journalists, reporters or puri bheed me seconds mein mujhe ghere liya..


"AP sir AP sir aapke kya views hain.. "


Main-Bhai.. Bhai.. Bhai.. Suno... Suno.. Tumhari kasam.. Meri babhi ki kasam.. Australia se aaya hun just stress relive karne spiritual trip par gaya tha mujhe naa toh koi idea hai ki kya horaha hai or naa main pata karna caahta mujhe pata hai political hai jo kuch bhi hai and honestly i dont care kyunki main politics se durr he hun filhaal k liye toh atleast
Ye hain mere bhaiya inhone jo bhi jaise bhi jissliye bhi kahaa haina usko main suru se aakhir takk follow karta hun or inse 1000% agree karta hun. That's it..


"But sir aapko toh pata bhi nahi Deva Ji ne kya kaha?? ""


Main- Mujhe itana pata hai ki jo bhi bhai ne kaha hai woh sach he hoga.. Ab bhai please yaar jaao khaana waana khaa lo.. Ye dekho idhar aa.. Bhaari bukhaar hai himmat naa hai meri sawaal jawaab ki..idhar aao..


Maine usko apna hath diya..


Main-Haina bukhaar??


"Bahot tagda sir , sorry bus aapke views jaananey they jo jaan liye.. Thanks for inviting us.. "


Main-Welcome..


Ye bolke finally wohlog gaye wahaan se or main waapis baitha.. Uske baad Anjali and team aaye unse milla main..


Babhi-Kaisa raha sab??


Main-Great..


Babhi-Nice..


Main-Bus thode din bimaar rahunga..


Babhi-Koi naa ho jaaega theek.. Khaana??


Main-Bhayanak bhook lagi hai.. Bhayanak..


Babhi-Andar chal banaa deti hun kuch..


Main-Naa.. Yahin khaa lunga kuch..


Babhi-Yahaan kaa khaake or bimaar ho jaaega..


Main-Naa.. Halka fulka.. Oye.. Sam.. Salad.. Rohit Raayta or Chawal le aa Raajma k sath... Jaldi se.. Bhagke jaao..


Rohit-Copy..


Deva-Pata hai kya chal raha hai??


Main-Na bhai.. Or to be honest naa he pata karna mujhe.. Kuch din toh nahi atleast.. Bahot kuch hogaya already abhi rest nahi liya toh dikkat ho jaaegi. Jo bhi chal raha hai i know aap sab easily handle karloge..


Deva-Yep.. Chinta matt kar tu rest le bus..


Babhi-Haan.. Bukhaar ki meds??


Main-Hain mere pass..


Ab main khaana khaane laga Jaanwar aaya Mangal Meenu Or Rishi sabse milla main.. Ab mera plan tha thoda bahot khaane kaa kyunki bahaar kaa khaana jamta nahi mujhe lekin bhook bhenchod itani thi ki maine pav bhaaji Or mangwaali Or thuss thuss k khaaya.. Iss bich party k neta etc aatey gaye photo khinchwaane mere sath main khaatey-2 photo khinchawaata raha jisme mujhe koi issue nahi tha.. Yelog backbone they humaari toh inke liye kuch bhi..


Ab party chalti rahi lekin main khaana khaatey he seedha andar aagaya or andar aake maine dawaai lee Or hall mein sofa par he sogaya main or nind toh itani ikatha ho rakhi thi ki main dopehar 2 baje soya or shyaam 7:30 baje meri nind khulli, bahot saari awaajein sunke.. Meri aankh khulli toh wahaan meeting chal rahi thi bc, Bhai Abeer Mangal uske alawa kuch important important leaders they jaise Rohit k dad, Haryana ,Rajasthan ,Punjab ,Delhi, UP, Gujarat, Himachal Pardesh k Chief Ministers or other high ranking leaders.. Main uthke baith gaya..


Deva-Sorry Sir..


Main-No worries.. My bad yahin so gaya tha .. You guys continue..


Sabne hii hello kiya or main uthke jaane laga..


UP Cm- AP sahaab kahaan jaa rahe ho bilkul aapke level ki situation hai..


Main-Naa naa.. Abhi toh aaplog ho he.. Aaplogon par pura bharosa hai mujhe.. Haan aap sabse naa sambhale tab bata dena.. Fir main sambhaal lunga..


Maine hanste hue kaha.. Or unse vida leke main washroom side aaya ab itana junk khaaya tha toh vomiting honi he thi or wahi hua hath munh dhoke main kitchen mein aaya wahaan babhi or Meenu they..


Main-Mujhe khaane ka do babhi kuch bhi jaldi se..


Babhi-Dinner mein time hai betu..


Main-Naa bhayanak bhook lagi hai kuch bhi leke aao lekin leke aao.. Roti chatni or dudh le aao caahe.. Mere room mein.. Please.. Jaldi 15 minutes baad waapis so jaaunga main..


Babhi-Sona matt abhi aati hun..


Main-Ab kuch din jaanwaron jaisi bhook lagegegi mujhe..


Babhi-Koi naa acha hai itane din se gayab tha theek se khaaya hoga nahi kuch..


Main apne room mein aaya toh mere phone par Riya k kai missed calls they obviously tv par dekh liya hoga usne mujhe saikdon channels waale they kissi ne toh dikhaaya he hoga. Isase kal baat karte hain, college jaake abhi bc mood naa hai or uppar se mere phone ki screen cracked thi bus thoda saa hissa show horaha tha screen ka jisme kiska call yaa message aaya woh show horaha tha bhenchod Rishi ko bolke naya mangwaana padega..


Ab pehle toh main nahaaya garma garam paani se bc tab jaake sans aaya haash.. Saara badan he tutt raha tha bc.. Maine kapde pehne he they ki gate knock hua..


Main-Khulla hai..


Toh Meenu aai mera khaana leke..


Meenu-Roti Chatni Achaar or dudh hai..


Main-Gajab.. Aa baith.. Suna kaisi chal rahi hai teri married life..


Meenu-Awesome.. Ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai..


Main-Mangalwa awesome aadmi he hai.. I know..


Meenu-Yahaan sablog he awesome hai ghar ki yaad nahi aati mujhe, meri mummy kehti hain Tu bhool he gayi humein..


Main-Lol.. Humlog hain he aise..


Meenu-Agreed.. Tu bata i know koi secret kaam se gaya tha hua sab??


Main-Yeah.. All good..


Meenu-Ab bol bol raha hai harr baar ki tarah yaa ab rest lega..


Main-1000% lunga sachi mein aisi taisi hui paddi hai yaar system ki..


Meenu-Badhiya.. You deserve this rest..


Mujhe bhyanak he bhook lagi thi bc rukhi sukhi roti he khaa gaya main Meenu mere bartan leke gayi or main dawaai leke firse so gaya bhenchod..


Ab next meri aankh khulli mere gate k knock se.. Main utha or gate khola toh bhenchod gate kholte he saamne ek banda pistol liye khadda tha..


Main-Bhenchod.. Surrendera?? Abe tujhe toh maar diya tha naa..


Surendra-Marrega toh tu..


Ye bolke usne goli chalaadi or idhar main ek side kudda bachne k liye or kudte he mera ghutna laga niche, jisase meri aankh khulli Maine khudko bed se niche paaya..


Bhenchod.. Sapna.. Teri maa ki chut.. Dalle.. Tutt gaya ghutna madarchod.. Bhen k lawde sapne bhi madarchod aatey hain mujhe toh.. Bhen ki chut inki.. Fuckkk..


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Awesome update bro superb

 

[Jasdil]

Nice update bro

 

[ak143]

Update-471(Hallucinations) ​

471


Ab main aage aaya toh samjh mein aaya ki press conference ho chuki thi or ab khaana peena etc chal raha tha sabka.. Bhai or Babhi ko , bade bade kuch selected journalists ne gherr rakha tha inko baaki reporter se alag khabar caahiye hongi or baakiyon se popular journalists they toh samjh mein aata hai ab main wahin chair par baithke unke free hone ka wait karne laga..


Sam-Bhenchod.. Tu kab aaya..


Main-Just..


Ravi-Bhosdk. Bataake toh aaya jaaya kar bhai..


Rohit-Haan bc.


Woh teeno mere galle mille..


Ravi-Bc bukhaar hai tujhe toh..


Main-Yeah.. Got sick.. Baaki log kidhar hain??


Ravi-Bhai babhi toh saamne hain.. Baakilog ko alag alag journalists ne pakkad rakha hoga.BC teri bahot demand hai aaj yahaan majaak nahi 200 baar pucha jaa chuka hoga ki AP kahaan hai woh kya kehna caahega etc etc.. Bhai ne bola jo main kehraha hun wahi woh kehna caahega.


Main-True..


Rohit-Bc bawaal horaha hai right.


Main-Yeah i guess..


Ab bhai babhi ne unn Journalists se ijaajat lee or jaise he wohlog unke saamne se hatte unko saamne main dikha..


Deva-AP...


Bhai aae mere pass or main unse galle milla.. Uske baad babhi se galle milla..


Babhi-Bukhaar hai betu??


Main-Yeah.. Thode din rahega.


Babhi-How are you feeling??


Main-Great bhabhi.. Free finally..


Ab bc sab journalists ka dhyaan gaya meri taraf Or seconda mein mujhe gherr liya unhone unki awaaj sunke baaki journalists, reporters or puri bheed me seconds mein mujhe ghere liya..


"AP sir AP sir aapke kya views hain.. "


Main-Bhai.. Bhai.. Bhai.. Suno... Suno.. Tumhari kasam.. Meri babhi ki kasam.. Australia se aaya hun just stress relive karne spiritual trip par gaya tha mujhe naa toh koi idea hai ki kya horaha hai or naa main pata karna caahta mujhe pata hai political hai jo kuch bhi hai and honestly i dont care kyunki main politics se durr he hun filhaal k liye toh atleast
Ye hain mere bhaiya inhone jo bhi jaise bhi jissliye bhi kahaa haina usko main suru se aakhir takk follow karta hun or inse 1000% agree karta hun. That's it..


"But sir aapko toh pata bhi nahi Deva Ji ne kya kaha?? ""


Main- Mujhe itana pata hai ki jo bhi bhai ne kaha hai woh sach he hoga.. Ab bhai please yaar jaao khaana waana khaa lo.. Ye dekho idhar aa.. Bhaari bukhaar hai himmat naa hai meri sawaal jawaab ki..idhar aao..


Maine usko apna hath diya..


Main-Haina bukhaar??


"Bahot tagda sir , sorry bus aapke views jaananey they jo jaan liye.. Thanks for inviting us.. "


Main-Welcome..


Ye bolke finally wohlog gaye wahaan se or main waapis baitha.. Uske baad Anjali and team aaye unse milla main..


Babhi-Kaisa raha sab??


Main-Great..


Babhi-Nice..


Main-Bus thode din bimaar rahunga..


Babhi-Koi naa ho jaaega theek.. Khaana??


Main-Bhayanak bhook lagi hai.. Bhayanak..


Babhi-Andar chal banaa deti hun kuch..


Main-Naa.. Yahin khaa lunga kuch..


Babhi-Yahaan kaa khaake or bimaar ho jaaega..


Main-Naa.. Halka fulka.. Oye.. Sam.. Salad.. Rohit Raayta or Chawal le aa Raajma k sath... Jaldi se.. Bhagke jaao..


Rohit-Copy..


Deva-Pata hai kya chal raha hai??


Main-Na bhai.. Or to be honest naa he pata karna mujhe.. Kuch din toh nahi atleast.. Bahot kuch hogaya already abhi rest nahi liya toh dikkat ho jaaegi. Jo bhi chal raha hai i know aap sab easily handle karloge..


Deva-Yep.. Chinta matt kar tu rest le bus..


Babhi-Haan.. Bukhaar ki meds??


Main-Hain mere pass..


Ab main khaana khaane laga Jaanwar aaya Mangal Meenu Or Rishi sabse milla main.. Ab mera plan tha thoda bahot khaane kaa kyunki bahaar kaa khaana jamta nahi mujhe lekin bhook bhenchod itani thi ki maine pav bhaaji Or mangwaali Or thuss thuss k khaaya.. Iss bich party k neta etc aatey gaye photo khinchwaane mere sath main khaatey-2 photo khinchawaata raha jisme mujhe koi issue nahi tha.. Yelog backbone they humaari toh inke liye kuch bhi..


Ab party chalti rahi lekin main khaana khaatey he seedha andar aagaya or andar aake maine dawaai lee Or hall mein sofa par he sogaya main or nind toh itani ikatha ho rakhi thi ki main dopehar 2 baje soya or shyaam 7:30 baje meri nind khulli, bahot saari awaajein sunke.. Meri aankh khulli toh wahaan meeting chal rahi thi bc, Bhai Abeer Mangal uske alawa kuch important important leaders they jaise Rohit k dad, Haryana ,Rajasthan ,Punjab ,Delhi, UP, Gujarat, Himachal Pardesh k Chief Ministers or other high ranking leaders.. Main uthke baith gaya..


Deva-Sorry Sir..


Main-No worries.. My bad yahin so gaya tha .. You guys continue..


Sabne hii hello kiya or main uthke jaane laga..


UP Cm- AP sahaab kahaan jaa rahe ho bilkul aapke level ki situation hai..


Main-Naa naa.. Abhi toh aaplog ho he.. Aaplogon par pura bharosa hai mujhe.. Haan aap sabse naa sambhale tab bata dena.. Fir main sambhaal lunga..


Maine hanste hue kaha.. Or unse vida leke main washroom side aaya ab itana junk khaaya tha toh vomiting honi he thi or wahi hua hath munh dhoke main kitchen mein aaya wahaan babhi or Meenu they..


Main-Mujhe khaane ka do babhi kuch bhi jaldi se..


Babhi-Dinner mein time hai betu..


Main-Naa bhayanak bhook lagi hai kuch bhi leke aao lekin leke aao.. Roti chatni or dudh le aao caahe.. Mere room mein.. Please.. Jaldi 15 minutes baad waapis so jaaunga main..


Babhi-Sona matt abhi aati hun..


Main-Ab kuch din jaanwaron jaisi bhook lagegegi mujhe..


Babhi-Koi naa acha hai itane din se gayab tha theek se khaaya hoga nahi kuch..


Main apne room mein aaya toh mere phone par Riya k kai missed calls they obviously tv par dekh liya hoga usne mujhe saikdon channels waale they kissi ne toh dikhaaya he hoga. Isase kal baat karte hain, college jaake abhi bc mood naa hai or uppar se mere phone ki screen cracked thi bus thoda saa hissa show horaha tha screen ka jisme kiska call yaa message aaya woh show horaha tha bhenchod Rishi ko bolke naya mangwaana padega..


Ab pehle toh main nahaaya garma garam paani se bc tab jaake sans aaya haash.. Saara badan he tutt raha tha bc.. Maine kapde pehne he they ki gate knock hua..


Main-Khulla hai..


Toh Meenu aai mera khaana leke..


Meenu-Roti Chatni Achaar or dudh hai..


Main-Gajab.. Aa baith.. Suna kaisi chal rahi hai teri married life..


Meenu-Awesome.. Ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai..


Main-Mangalwa awesome aadmi he hai.. I know..


Meenu-Yahaan sablog he awesome hai ghar ki yaad nahi aati mujhe, meri mummy kehti hain Tu bhool he gayi humein..


Main-Lol.. Humlog hain he aise..


Meenu-Agreed.. Tu bata i know koi secret kaam se gaya tha hua sab??


Main-Yeah.. All good..


Meenu-Ab bol bol raha hai harr baar ki tarah yaa ab rest lega..


Main-1000% lunga sachi mein aisi taisi hui paddi hai yaar system ki..


Meenu-Badhiya.. You deserve this rest..


Mujhe bhyanak he bhook lagi thi bc rukhi sukhi roti he khaa gaya main Meenu mere bartan leke gayi or main dawaai leke firse so gaya bhenchod..


Ab next meri aankh khulli mere gate k knock se.. Main utha or gate khola toh bhenchod gate kholte he saamne ek banda pistol liye khadda tha..


Main-Bhenchod.. Surrendera?? Abe tujhe toh maar diya tha naa..


Surendra-Marrega toh tu..


Ye bolke usne goli chalaadi or idhar main ek side kudda bachne k liye or kudte he mera ghutna laga niche, jisase meri aankh khulli Maine khudko bed se niche paaya..


Bhenchod.. Sapna.. Teri maa ki chut.. Dalle.. Tutt gaya ghutna madarchod.. Bhen k lawde sapne bhi madarchod aatey hain mujhe toh.. Bhen ki chut inki.. Fuckkk..


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Hallucinations

 

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[Malik_fari02]

Update-470(Fucked)
Mujhe headquarters k hospital mein almost 2 din baad honsh aaya tha or masters and baaki milne aaye they mujhse..
Main-So kitani casualties?? Kitane logon ko maara 3.0 ne?


Norman-Bahot jyaada, bahot jyaada.. Iss baar kuch alag he tha woh.. But thankfully wahi caahiye tha so bura matt feel karna.. Bahot logon ki jaan bach gayi uski wajah se..


Main-Im glad.. So guys.. I know main abhi aaya hun yahaan technically but jaana padega mujhe bahot din hogaye yahaan . . 10 din hogaye i think total and i gotta go..


Norman-Yeah.. Jab bhi tu acha feel kare plane wait kar raha hai tera..


Main-Im feeling good right now..


Norman-You can go now then..


Main-Niharika di meds pack kardo meri..


Niharika-On it..


Main-So guys kuch bura hua toh sorry mera 1% part bhi nahi tha jo kuch bhi hua usme so please dont hate me..


Chloe-Nobody can hate you.. Samjha.. You are the best..


Main-Thankyou.. But still.. I love you guys or kabhi bhi kuch bhi caahiye ho toh I'll be here...


Bovice-We know..


Niharika-Remember AP.. BE NORMAL... Kuch bhi ho jaaye be normal. 3.0 k tips hain ye toh tujhe seriously maanleni caahiye uski baat..


Main-I will..100%...


Uske baad main bed se utha or sabse galle mila and apni meds leke bahaar aaya kaafi weakness thi pain tha fever tha but ye kuch din aise he rahega or itane din or yahaan nahi rehne waala tha main.So Main Chang Ami or Claire jaa rahe they Sara or Randy humein airport drop karne aaye..


Randy-It was nice meeting you AP.. Tujhe pata hai kabhi bhi koi bhi help caahiye mujhe bataana..


Main-Sure bro..


Sara-Take care AP..


Main-You too Sara..


Andar Chang ne sahaara diya mujhe or humlog plane takk Pohanchey and finally andar baitha main tab chain aaya mujhe..


Main-Buri gand marri hai bhenchod.. Fucking hell..


Chang- You'll be fine boss don't worry. .


Main-Yep.. Gharpe kya scene hai??


Ami-Sab theek hai all good.. Time to time main babhi or Abeer ko bataati rehti thi ki aap theek ho etc etc.. Also Riya ko bhi..


Main-Great..


Ami- Divyang haryana aachuka hai boss or Indian Politics mein bhi kaafi uthal puthal chal rahi hai.. Aag lagi hai Indian Politics mein.. Centre girr rahi hai ekdum se, kaise i dont know itane strong they wohlog or ab girrne k chances hain ekdum se ye sab kaise possible hai wahi samjh nahi aaraha boss..


Main-Ok.. Divyang kon??


Chang-Divyang Matlab Bhusan ka beta boss..


Main-Kon bhusan..


Chang-Bhusan.. Boss.. Sanjay kaa 4th piller..


Main-Oh..


Chang-Boss woh banda dangerous hai..


Main-Aisa kaise??


Chang-Underworld k level ka banda hai woh bhayanak.. Sanjay ka left hand hai ye, uska Senpati hai woh, Sanjay k mostly log uske through he aate hain uske alawa Contract killing . Iska main kaam hai weapons selling ka Internationally karta hai ye kaam boss woh... Orr..


"Be Normal"


Mere andar se awaaj aai.


Main-Chup chup... Mujhe nahi jaanana abhi toh nahi atleast.. Bhenchod sans toh lene dey.. Kuch din k liye main kuch bhi nahi karne waala. Niharika di ne bola hai BE NORMAL.. normal rehne dey mujhe.. Fuck Bhushan fuck Sanjay maa chudaae apni..


Chang-Ok.. Boss jo aap kaho..


Ami-Yeah.. Badhiya hai Normal he raho..


Ab main akela aake baitha or baithate he nind aa gayi mujhe , itana thaka hua tha ki 48 ghante so ke bhi mann nahi bhara mera.. Ab so raha tha main ki bhenchod humaare plane ne bahot jorr se jhatka khaaya jisase meri nind khull gayi..


Main-Kya hua bhenchod??


Chang-Bosss.. Seat belt baandh lo we are crashing..


Hell no bhenchod... Aise nahi marrna hai bc mujhe... No fucking way.


"MAYDAY-MAYDAY-MAYDAY"


Captain chilaaya or main seat belt laga shakta usase pehle plane crash hua ..


"Nooooooooooo"


Main chilaaya Or idhar bhenchod jump maarke apni seat se utha main..


Chang-Boss?? Kya hua??


Main-Bhencod.. Sapna.. Madarchod.. Ab kai din ye maa chudwaaenge apni.. Fucking hell bhenchod mere toh sapne bhi Full HD mein hote hain farak death k baad he pata chalta hai..


Chang-Its ok boss.. Land hone waale hain humlog..


Ab humlog Delhi Land Hue subah 11 baje..Wahaan se dusara ek plane mujhe or Ami ko meri city drop karne waala tha, yahaan se gaadi mein jaane kaa mood nahi tha mera..Mood kya bhenchod himmat naa thi itani derr baithe rehne ki..Subah 12:30 baje humlog meri city mein land hue and gand faad dum lagaake airport se bahaar aaya main or wahaan bahaar aake humne Taxi he lelee gharpe he jaake bataaenge sabko..


Main Taxi mein bhi so gaya bc jabki raasta pura 20 minutes kaa tha and finally mujhe Ami ne jagaaya..


Ami-Boss.. Wake up.. Gaon aagaya..


Main-Aage chal naa..


Ami-Gaadiyaan lagi hain aage ...


Maine saamne dekha toh haweli k gate se 150-200 meter durr they humlog or yahaan se aage takk bhenchod gaadiyaan he gaadiyaan khaddi thi uske alawa behisaab police force bhi mojjud thi wahaan.. Uske alawa media vans bhi thi bahot saari.. Gaadiyaan VIP thi or unke uppar lage tags se saaf tha ki ye humaare party k netaon ki he gaadiyaan thi..


Main-What the fuck??


Ami-Yeah Deva bhaiya koi press conference karne waale they tumhari party k sab MP Mla"s k sath... Kyunki Center government mein uthal puthal chal rahi hai or news thi ki woh MP's ko khareed rahe hain sarkaar chalti rakhne k liye or tumhari party k MP's kaa naam bhi tha..


Main-Humaari party k 99% netaon ko paison se nahi khareeda jaa shakta haan agar Ruling party dark games khel rahi hai toh alag baat hai otherwise humari party waalon ko koi nahi khareed shakta..


Ami-Yahi prove karne k liye Deva bhaiya ne sabko bulaaya hai press k saamne..


Main-Interesting..


Ami-Center mein kya hua pata hai??


Main-Fuck center. Gand marrae. Chal chalte hain.. Iske paise dey..


Ami-Mere pass konsa paisa hai..


Main-Mera phone bhi off hai.. Rukk bhai andar se bhjiwata hun..


Driver-Koi baat nahi maai baap aapse paise leke kya karunga..


Main-Bhakk bc.. Paise liye bina nahi jaana main bhejta hun kissi ko..


Ye bolke humlog gaadi se uttare or aage aaye..


Main-Bhencod.. Itani durr kon paidal jaaye ab.. Bc..


Mera bag bhi Ami ne uthaaya or Main aaram aaram se finally aage takk aaya or aage police waalon ne barricades laga rakhe they..


Main-Haan bhai.. Naa rukkne kaa time or na himmat hai..


Inspector-Aapko rouk k kahaan jaaenge maai baap..


Main-Thankyou sun woh Taxi waale ko paise deke aa toh jarra..


Inspector-Ji Bhai..


Main-Pranaam shyaam kaka..


Shyaam-Aagyaa beta..


Main-Yep ..


Shyaam-Yun achanak gayab naa hoya karr Tu ...


Main-Kya karun Kaka majboori hai.. Mere jaane k baad tumlog kaam nahi karte lagta hai ye gaadi waadi theek se lagwaaya karo 5 kilometre durr se paidal aaya hun..


Shyaam-Chal jutha.. Woh toh sab jaldbaaji mein hua issliye..


Main-Good..


Main finally andar aaya toh bhenchod andar literally pura lawn full bharra tha logon se or humaara lawn bhenchod football ground se bhi bada hai.. Almost 500-600 log they wahaan par.. Ek hisaab se party he thi woh kyunki khaane peene etc sabka intejaam tha wahaan.. Humaari party k sab elected neta uske alawa orr bade bade leaders, humse connected businessmen, other vips sablog they uske alawa press waale bhi they behisaab.. Actually mujhe reason pata nahi tha but ye bhai ka tareeka tha apni power show karne ka obviously kuch toh chal raha hai Central government mein or yahaan sabko bulaake bhai apni power dikha rahe they pure india ko, ki unke logon ko koi nahi khareed shakta.. Interesting..


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Update-471(Hallucinations)


Ab main aage aaya toh samjh mein aaya ki press conference ho chuki thi or ab khaana peena etc chal raha tha sabka.. Bhai or Babhi ko , bade bade kuch selected journalists ne gherr rakha tha inko baaki reporter se alag khabar caahiye hongi or baakiyon se popular journalists they toh samjh mein aata hai ab main wahin chair par baithke unke free hone ka wait karne laga..


Sam-Bhenchod.. Tu kab aaya..


Main-Just..


Ravi-Bhosdk. Bataake toh aaya jaaya kar bhai..


Rohit-Haan bc.


Woh teeno mere galle mille..


Ravi-Bc bukhaar hai tujhe toh..


Main-Yeah.. Got sick.. Baaki log kidhar hain??


Ravi-Bhai babhi toh saamne hain.. Baakilog ko alag alag journalists ne pakkad rakha hoga.BC teri bahot demand hai aaj yahaan majaak nahi 200 baar pucha jaa chuka hoga ki AP kahaan hai woh kya kehna caahega etc etc.. Bhai ne bola jo main kehraha hun wahi woh kehna caahega.


Main-True..


Rohit-Bc bawaal horaha hai right.


Main-Yeah i guess..


Ab bhai babhi ne unn Journalists se ijaajat lee or jaise he wohlog unke saamne se hatte unko saamne main dikha..


Deva-AP...


Bhai aae mere pass or main unse galle milla.. Uske baad babhi se galle milla..


Babhi-Bukhaar hai betu??


Main-Yeah.. Thode din rahega.


Babhi-How are you feeling??


Main-Great bhabhi.. Free finally..


Ab bc sab journalists ka dhyaan gaya meri taraf Or seconda mein mujhe gherr liya unhone unki awaaj sunke baaki journalists, reporters or puri bheed me seconds mein mujhe ghere liya..


"AP sir AP sir aapke kya views hain.. "


Main-Bhai.. Bhai.. Bhai.. Suno... Suno.. Tumhari kasam.. Meri babhi ki kasam.. Australia se aaya hun just stress relive karne spiritual trip par gaya tha mujhe naa toh koi idea hai ki kya horaha hai or naa main pata karna caahta mujhe pata hai political hai jo kuch bhi hai and honestly i dont care kyunki main politics se durr he hun filhaal k liye toh atleast
Ye hain mere bhaiya inhone jo bhi jaise bhi jissliye bhi kahaa haina usko main suru se aakhir takk follow karta hun or inse 1000% agree karta hun. That's it..


"But sir aapko toh pata bhi nahi Deva Ji ne kya kaha?? ""


Main- Mujhe itana pata hai ki jo bhi bhai ne kaha hai woh sach he hoga.. Ab bhai please yaar jaao khaana waana khaa lo.. Ye dekho idhar aa.. Bhaari bukhaar hai himmat naa hai meri sawaal jawaab ki..idhar aao..


Maine usko apna hath diya..


Main-Haina bukhaar??


"Bahot tagda sir , sorry bus aapke views jaananey they jo jaan liye.. Thanks for inviting us.. "


Main-Welcome..


Ye bolke finally wohlog gaye wahaan se or main waapis baitha.. Uske baad Anjali and team aaye unse milla main..


Babhi-Kaisa raha sab??


Main-Great..


Babhi-Nice..


Main-Bus thode din bimaar rahunga..


Babhi-Koi naa ho jaaega theek.. Khaana??


Main-Bhayanak bhook lagi hai.. Bhayanak..


Babhi-Andar chal banaa deti hun kuch..


Main-Naa.. Yahin khaa lunga kuch..


Babhi-Yahaan kaa khaake or bimaar ho jaaega..


Main-Naa.. Halka fulka.. Oye.. Sam.. Salad.. Rohit Raayta or Chawal le aa Raajma k sath... Jaldi se.. Bhagke jaao..


Rohit-Copy..


Deva-Pata hai kya chal raha hai??


Main-Na bhai.. Or to be honest naa he pata karna mujhe.. Kuch din toh nahi atleast.. Bahot kuch hogaya already abhi rest nahi liya toh dikkat ho jaaegi. Jo bhi chal raha hai i know aap sab easily handle karloge..


Deva-Yep.. Chinta matt kar tu rest le bus..


Babhi-Haan.. Bukhaar ki meds??


Main-Hain mere pass..


Ab main khaana khaane laga Jaanwar aaya Mangal Meenu Or Rishi sabse milla main.. Ab mera plan tha thoda bahot khaane kaa kyunki bahaar kaa khaana jamta nahi mujhe lekin bhook bhenchod itani thi ki maine pav bhaaji Or mangwaali Or thuss thuss k khaaya.. Iss bich party k neta etc aatey gaye photo khinchwaane mere sath main khaatey-2 photo khinchawaata raha jisme mujhe koi issue nahi tha.. Yelog backbone they humaari toh inke liye kuch bhi..


Ab party chalti rahi lekin main khaana khaatey he seedha andar aagaya or andar aake maine dawaai lee Or hall mein sofa par he sogaya main or nind toh itani ikatha ho rakhi thi ki main dopehar 2 baje soya or shyaam 7:30 baje meri nind khulli, bahot saari awaajein sunke.. Meri aankh khulli toh wahaan meeting chal rahi thi bc, Bhai Abeer Mangal uske alawa kuch important important leaders they jaise Rohit k dad, Haryana ,Rajasthan ,Punjab ,Delhi, UP, Gujarat, Himachal Pardesh k Chief Ministers or other high ranking leaders.. Main uthke baith gaya..


Deva-Sorry Sir..


Main-No worries.. My bad yahin so gaya tha .. You guys continue..


Sabne hii hello kiya or main uthke jaane laga..


UP Cm- AP sahaab kahaan jaa rahe ho bilkul aapke level ki situation hai..


Main-Naa naa.. Abhi toh aaplog ho he.. Aaplogon par pura bharosa hai mujhe.. Haan aap sabse naa sambhale tab bata dena.. Fir main sambhaal lunga..


Maine hanste hue kaha.. Or unse vida leke main washroom side aaya ab itana junk khaaya tha toh vomiting honi he thi or wahi hua hath munh dhoke main kitchen mein aaya wahaan babhi or Meenu they..


Main-Mujhe khaane ka do babhi kuch bhi jaldi se..


Babhi-Dinner mein time hai betu..


Main-Naa bhayanak bhook lagi hai kuch bhi leke aao lekin leke aao.. Roti chatni or dudh le aao caahe.. Mere room mein.. Please.. Jaldi 15 minutes baad waapis so jaaunga main..


Babhi-Sona matt abhi aati hun..


Main-Ab kuch din jaanwaron jaisi bhook lagegegi mujhe..


Babhi-Koi naa acha hai itane din se gayab tha theek se khaaya hoga nahi kuch..


Main apne room mein aaya toh mere phone par Riya k kai missed calls they obviously tv par dekh liya hoga usne mujhe saikdon channels waale they kissi ne toh dikhaaya he hoga. Isase kal baat karte hain, college jaake abhi bc mood naa hai or uppar se mere phone ki screen cracked thi bus thoda saa hissa show horaha tha screen ka jisme kiska call yaa message aaya woh show horaha tha bhenchod Rishi ko bolke naya mangwaana padega..


Ab pehle toh main nahaaya garma garam paani se bc tab jaake sans aaya haash.. Saara badan he tutt raha tha bc.. Maine kapde pehne he they ki gate knock hua..


Main-Khulla hai..


Toh Meenu aai mera khaana leke..


Meenu-Roti Chatni Achaar or dudh hai..


Main-Gajab.. Aa baith.. Suna kaisi chal rahi hai teri married life..


Meenu-Awesome.. Ye bhi koi puchne ki baat hai..


Main-Mangalwa awesome aadmi he hai.. I know..


Meenu-Yahaan sablog he awesome hai ghar ki yaad nahi aati mujhe, meri mummy kehti hain Tu bhool he gayi humein..


Main-Lol.. Humlog hain he aise..


Meenu-Agreed.. Tu bata i know koi secret kaam se gaya tha hua sab??


Main-Yeah.. All good..


Meenu-Ab bol bol raha hai harr baar ki tarah yaa ab rest lega..


Main-1000% lunga sachi mein aisi taisi hui paddi hai yaar system ki..


Meenu-Badhiya.. You deserve this rest..


Mujhe bhyanak he bhook lagi thi bc rukhi sukhi roti he khaa gaya main Meenu mere bartan leke gayi or main dawaai leke firse so gaya bhenchod..


Ab next meri aankh khulli mere gate k knock se.. Main utha or gate khola toh bhenchod gate kholte he saamne ek banda pistol liye khadda tha..


Main-Bhenchod.. Surrendera?? Abe tujhe toh maar diya tha naa..


Surendra-Marrega toh tu..


Ye bolke usne goli chalaadi or idhar main ek side kudda bachne k liye or kudte he mera ghutna laga niche, jisase meri aankh khulli Maine khudko bed se niche paaya..


Bhenchod.. Sapna.. Teri maa ki chut.. Dalle.. Tutt gaya ghutna madarchod.. Bhen k lawde sapne bhi madarchod aatey hain mujhe toh.. Bhen ki chut inki.. Fuckkk..

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In update 470 captures the protagonist’s recovery after a critical event, emphasizing the weight of casualties and the impact of "3.0." Despite his physical weakness, he is eager to leave and resume normalcy, following Niharika’s advice to "be normal." The transition from the hospital to the journey home is well-paced, with a tense yet humorous dream sequence of a plane crash adding to the psychological strain he’s experiencing. The political tension introduced towards the end—Divyang’s role in the underworld and the chaos in Indian politics—hints at bigger challenges ahead.


So in update 471....
The return home is anything but peaceful as the protagonist arrives to find his family estate swarming with VIPs, media, and political figures. Deva’s strategy of gathering party leaders to counter government buyouts shows his tactical approach, reinforcing the power dynamics at play. The detailed buildup of the setting, with hundreds of people gathered, effectively conveys the scale of the situation. This update transitions from personal recovery to political intrigue, setting the stage for upcoming power plays.