Update-472(Bonding Time)
472
Hallucinations ki wajah se niche girra toh Main niche se utha ghutna stretch kiya bc dard toh hua but kya kar shaktey hain..
Kar kyun nahi shakte iski maa ki chut.. Oye dimag dalle pura he bawligand ho liya kya tu bhosdk?? Kuch toh kar? Abe aise thodi hota hai iski maa ki chut kalko khidki se niche kudd gaya toh sapne mein madarchod.. Abe bol kuch toh bhosdk..
"Bhook"
Kya??
"Bhook lagi hai. "
Madarchod.. Idhar gand marri paddi hai or tujhe bhook lagi hai dalle.. Madarchod kuch toh dhangka bol..
Waise bc bhook lagi toh hai.. Bc sach mein.. Madarchod.. Subah k 3 baje hain bc.. Fucking hell..
Mujhe sachmein bhayanak bhook lagi thi toh main utha or niche aaya ,aake kitchen ki light jalaai mujhe pata tha khaana kuch milega nahi kyunki extra khaana guards k pass bhijwa dete hain babhi.. Fir bhi maine freedge wagairaah check kiye toh bc fruits, bread or dudh k alawa kuch nahi tha usme.. Ab babhi ko jagaaun subah 3 baje .. Abe naa be.. Kal pura din party mein busy thi thakk gayi hongi.. Coffee banaale or breads hain he toast karne ko.. Gajab.. Aatmanirbhar ban dalle..
Ye bolke Maine coffee dhundi or idhar dudh nikaalke gas par chadaaya or gas par dudh chadaaya he tha ki mujhe mere piche se hui aahat.
"Tujhe kya laga tha jinda chhod dunga tujhe main "
Ye sunke main jhatt se palta ab obviously ye hallucination tha lekin mere bawligand dimag ko kon samjhaaye madarchod itana jaldbaaji mein reaction diya ki mera hath laga coffee k pateele par ab thankfully boil nahi hui thi but still kaafi garam thi or woh saari mere hath par girri ..
Main-Jall gaya re madarchod.. Fucking hell bhenchod..
Maine gas bandh kiya or apna hath tap on karke paani k niche daala..
Main-Gand fatt gayi re madarchod.. Maa ki chut..
"AP kya hua?? "
Babhi ne aate hue pucha..
Main-Kuch bhi naa hai babhi filhaal toh, 60 second pehle toh coffee thi..
Babhi-Hath pe girri??
Main-Haan but utani bhi garam nahi thi..
Babhi-Chal jutha jo gaali di thi woh room takk sunaai di hai.. Dikha..
Main-Ye dekho.. Bach gaya..
Babhi-Mujhe jaga leta..
Main-Arrey mujhe laga aap thakk gaye honge kal, aatmanirbhar ban raha tha..
Babhi-Ban gaya??
Main-Haao..
Deva-Kya hua??
Babhi-Sehjaade Aatmanirbhar ban rahe they..
Deva-Laga kya??
Main-Bach gaya aap sojaao bhai.. Babhi bana dengi..
Deva-Wahi banaegi, mujhe toh aata nahi hai or tera banana dikh he raha hai..
Main-Maje naa lo bhai subah subah..
Deva-Good night..
Bhai chale gaye or babhi ne coffee banaai or Maine toaster waala kaam sambhaala.. Babhi ne apni coffee bhi bana lee thi toh hum dono he bahaar hall mein aake sofa par baith gaye.. Main toast khaane laga or babhi coffee peene lagi..
Babhi-Tu theek toh haina..
Main-Haan.. Babhi..
Babhi-Kuch bura hua wahaan??
Main-Mehhhh.. Naa Justice milgaya sabko..kai Masoomo ko bachaa liya or gunehagaaron ko saja de di..
Babhi-Thats good.. Ye haalat ussi wajah se hai??
Main-Yep.. 8-10 din rahegi.. Abhi bhi sirr dard kar raha hai..
Babhi-Khaa le fir garam kapde se sekk dungi sirr..
Main-Yeah..
Babhi- Ab kya plan hai??
Main-Nothing.. Subah college jaaunga chill maarunga and waapis ghar..
Babhi-Toh iss political stuff mein na Ghussega Tu??
Main-Naa.. Abhi toh nahi.. Bhai ka workload jyaada ho jayega tab dekhta hun..
Babhi-Good..
Main-I know aapko bilkul passand nahi hai politics..
Babhi-Yeah but jaruri hai..
Main-Exactly..
Maine bartan rakhe tabtak Babhi ek kapda garam karke le aai or main sofa par unki goudd mein sirr rakhke late gaya or woh mera sir sekne lagi.. Mujhe meri mom se related jyaada memories nahi hain but mere pass Babhi ki memories hain , babhi he maa hain meri toh.. I love her to death..
Babhi-Riya se baat hui??
Main-Naa.. Kal karta hun..
Babhi-She is a great girl..
Main-Indeed..
Babhi- Toh itane itane din contactless naa raha kar bechari dukhi ho jaati hai mujhe phone kar kar k.. Pehle waali galtiyaan firse naa kar.. Aisi ladki baar baar nahi milti...
Main-Baar baar caahiye bhi nahi babhi yahi caahiye..
Babhi-Good.. Mujhe bhi yahi caahiye.. Shaadi kaa kya socha hai??
Main-Abhi se??
Babhi-Yeah.. 25 ka hojaaega soon or settle hona he hai ladki dhund he rakhi hai.. Toh derri kyun? Woh aa jaaegi toh kuch toh sudhrega Tu..
Main-Aji haan..
Babhi-Im serious.. Dekh fir subah aise mujhe nahi jagaana padega room se he order dena..
Main-Ohh sounds great..
Babhi-Yep..Subah bed tea good morning smile k sath..
Main-Sapne naa dikhaao babhi.. Abhi socha nahi hai..
Babhi-Riya ne toh socha hai..
Main-Really??
Babhi-Yeah God promise,parson raat he baat ho rahi thi usase, teri tarah usse bhi sapne dikha rahi thi main. Usne kaha usko apna future yahin issi haweli mein dikhta hai AP k sath. Woh already tujhe future maan chuki hai..
Main-Cute..
Babhi-Arrey Arrey ye dekh kya sharma raha hai ye dekh.. Heheheh.. Cutipie..
Main-Lol..
Babhi-I missed these interactions yaar kitane din baad hum dono freely baat kar paa rahe hain bolo..
Main-Same babhi.. I missed this.. Mumma k baad aap he they mere liye sab kuch.. You are my everything.. I miss spending time with you.. But kya karun..
Babhi-Chup pagle.. Emotional naa kar..
Aise he babhi se baat karte-2 main kab sogaya mujhe khud nahi pata chala .. Meri aankh firse khulli bhai ki awaaj se..
Deva-Arrey bhai humein coffee woffee milegi yaa nahi??
Bhai ne babhi ko bola main still babhi ki goudd mein sir rakh k so raha tha or babhi khud bhi baithey-2 so gayi thi..
Babhi-Kitane baje??
Deva-7 baj gaye ji.. 2 ghante se coffee kaa wait kar raha hun main toh..
Babhi-Juthe kahin k pee toh lee aapne.Ye Mug rakha hai..
Deva-Ofcourse tum toh Babhii Dever ko ek dusare k alawa koi dikhta nahi.. Meenu ne peelaai mujhe toh..
Babhi-Uth re pair sogaya mera..
Maine babhi k uppar se sir hataaya or babhi angadaai leke fir baith gayi wahin..
Deva-Bonding time chal raha hai dono ka lagta hai..
Babhi-Aapko kyun jalan ho rahi hai.. Mera beta main kitana he bond karun..
Main-Wahi toh babhi ab bache ki jaan loge bhalla..
Deva-Arrey bhalla humaari kya himmat jo tum dono se jallun ,na baba naa..
Meenu-Babhi coffee loge??
Babhi-Haan Meenu.. Please dedey Aaj toh..
Main-Mereko bhi..
Deva-So main Delhi k liye nikal raha hun yahi bataane ko jagaaya tha..
Babhi-Mangal Or Rishi jaa rahe hain sath??
Deva-Haan bahaar gaadi mein wait kar rahe hain woh, bye AP, rest par he rehna..
Main-Bye bro..
Ye bolke bhai chale gaye..
Babhi-College jaaega??
Ab nind behisaab puri ho chuki thi or College se badhiya time pass kahaan hoga uppar se Riya se milna tha, yahaan raha toh firse so jaaunga bc..
Main-Yeah..
Continued.