Update-521(Government Down)
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Main- please jarra dhyan se sunana or dekhna.. Media waalon se request hai thoda aage aake screen ko closely capture karein.. Ye moment Maharashtra ki history ki sabse important Moment hone waali hai.. Jack..
Ye sunke Jack ne woh truck par lagi screen mein woh video play ki or video chalte he wahaan sanaata chaa gaya jisko screen dikhi woh usme he chippak gaya or baaki bus dhyaan lagaake sunaney lage.. Mera kaam tha aag lagaana or jab damage ho jaaye tab bujhaa dena yahaan damage main Maharashtra ki sarkaar ko deraha tha or ye video wahi aag thi.. Isme naa keval Rajesh ka kaala chitha tha balki mera gungaan bhi tha maine jaan bujhke on video maara tha usko kyunki jaisa maine kaha tha mujhe uska example bananaa tha Rajesh jaise baaki criminals par bhi or baaki pure india par bhi ki AP kuch bhi kar shakta hai AP kissi ko bhi maar shakta hai AP Bhagwaan hai.. Or jaise he maine Rajesh ko goli maari log firse chilaane lage and woh video over hui..
Main- Ab dekhlo... Kya expect kartey ho tumlog?? Kon sunega tumhari?? Police?? Too bad woh Bhi Bikke hue hain.. Sarkaar?? Sarkaar toh Chal he Rajesh ki wajah se rahi thi Rajesh ne Ajit ko banaaya or Ajit ne sarkaar banwaai.. CM madam ko inmein se kuch nahi dikha ,dikhta bhi kaise Ajit ne unki aankho par patti jo baandh rakhi thi Woh uspe blindly trust karti thi unki jagah agar unke papa hote toh Woh khud Ajit ko laat maardetey.. Trust me main jaanta tha unke papa ko he was a good guy.. Or ab ye hai unki legacy sarkaar banaaney k liye kya kya karna padd raha hai.. So tumlog kya kar letey?? Niche se uppar takk sab tumhare khilaaf tha but dont worry I'm here main humesha hun aaplogon k sath jaisa maine kaha tha Maharashtra meri mom ka dusara ghar tha or main yahaan k logon ko kuch nahi hone dunga main khadda hun aapke sath main hun aapke piche main bachaaunga aapko fir woh caahe Rajesh jaise gundo se bachaana ho ya fir Deputy CM se ,mujhe ghanta farak nahi padta jo aam janta ko dabaake rakhega jo tumhe dukhi karega jo tumhe dard dega ussko main khatam kar dunga or haan ye Dhamki he hai koi kuch ukhaad shakta hai toh ukhaad le main or Meri family mere bade Bhai Deva ji hum sab last sans takk aam janta k sath khaddey hain.. Or khadde they or khaddey rahenge ab decision aap sabke hathmein hai.. It's time for a change.. Dhanyavaad... Yaad rahe main hun yahaan aapke liye..
Ye bolke maine mike fainka or bheed hui bekaabu mere naare lagne lage hindi mein english mein marathi mein buri tarah mujhe mere jutte uthaane kaa time nahi milla waise he bhaagna padda kyunki sabko mujhse millna tha issliye main nange paon he bhagke gaadi mein baitha and humlog nikale wahaan se..
Abeer- Kya master aadmi haibe Tu.. Kaise sochta hai ye sab bc.. Fuckkkkk... Bhai tu bolta firta hai tu politician nahi hai wagairaaah wagiraah lekin in reality terese bada politician koi hai he nahi..
Ab baja mera phone jo Deva bhai ka tha video call thi maine hanste hue uthaaya..
Deva-(Hanske) Kya cheej haibe Tu.. PM Sahaab bhi hain..
Main- Namaskaar Sir..
PM- AP.. Tu sach mein ajooba he hai.. Main or Deva toh waise he khudko neta kehtey hain tujhse bada neta toh koi hai he nahi...
Main-hahahhhaah... Thanks Uncle..
PM- Apna task suru bhi nahi kiya or Aditi ki 25 MP seats toh le he aaya tu..
Main- Samjh gaye aap??
PM- Bhai tujh jaisa shyaana toh nahi but thoda gyaan toh hai he.. Ab Aditi Ajit ko nikaalegi election's honge Uss area mein 50 MLA toh tu aankh bandh karke nikalwa dega.. Bus fir tere bina Aditi sarkaar kaise banaaegi.. Maharashtra mein Alliance karegi toh Central mein bhi karna padega or wahaan 25 seats hain uski.
Main- Exactly that's the plan..
PM-Master plan hai AP.. Ab main 1000% sure hun ki humein koi nahi roukk shakta ... Humein kya tujhe koi nahi roukk shakta.. Tu bhagwaan he hai..
Main- Hahaha.. Bhai Maharashtra aajaao party meeting bulaao ye harr seat k liye candidate caahiye mujhe ,select karne se pehle mujhe list bhej dena..candidate gareeb hona chahiye or Rajesh jaise kissi criminal kaa maara hua hona chahiye..
Deva- Tu rukkja main aajata hun subah karlete hain meeting..
Main-Naa naa time nahi hai ,ye choti tuchi muchi sarkaar banaaney mein time waste nahi karta main..
Maine hanste hue kaha jisse sun bhai or PM bhi jorr se hans paddey ..
Deva- Ok sir ok..
Main- Karta hun baat baad mein uncle.. Bahot kaam hai.. 25 hue hain abhi toh 125 Or laane hain..
PM- Ok ok.. Laga reh.. Great Job AP. I'm proud of you...
Deva- Yeah.. Great job AP.. Be safe..
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Main- Chal ek baar hospital chal aatey hain fir bhenchod jaruri kaam suru karna hai.. Sarkaar bhi banaani hai.. Madarchod..
Humlog hospital pohanchey jahaan Nirvi Or Meena mousi they Abhi ko bhi honsh aachuka tha din mein he call aagaya tha mere pass.. Nirvi bhaagke galle milli mujhse..
Main- Kya bola tha main?? Bola tha ki nahi??
Nirvi- You are a rockstar bhaiya... Ye mera bollywood kya hai aapke saamne itane log unki film nahi dekhne jaate jitane aapko sunaney aagaye ek baar kehaney se.. Kyunki aap koi fake hero nahi real hero ho.. Log trust kartey hain aapke uppar ..
Main- I know right ... Ab jaa badhiya movie bana bahot din se kuch dekha nahi hai..
Nirvi-Aap jaa rahe ho??
Main- Yeah yeah.. Or kitana he emotional blackmail karle ab nahi rukkunga chance he nahi hai.. Dhyaan rakh keval cinema mein he naa reh family k sath time spend kar.. Thoda logon se mill..
Nirvi- Main kya karungi ye karke??
Main- Karna padega beta.. Maharashtra ki deputy CM bananey waali hai tu..
Nirvi- hahahah.. Nice joke bhaiya.. Mujhe kon banaaega..
Main- Me.. Main.. Orr kon banaaega.. Khud bhagwaan..
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