Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

[rr79640]

Kal toh diye they be
Itana laalach acha nhi hota

Kya kru bhai dil h ki manta nhi .।। agar lalach se kuch bhalla ho jaye to use lalach ni profit kahte h

 

[The angry man]

Kal toh diye they be
Itana laalach acha nhi hota

OK sir G, hum to extra ki umeed me they koi naa kal ka wait kar le ge

 

[eternity]

Kal toh diye they be
Itana laalach acha nhi hota

kya kare bhai dil to hai dil.....................
aur kahani ...........................jhakash

 

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Update-562(Surviving)
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Main- Ok Surekha ji.. Thanks a lot.. Please permissions deke or kissi ko bhejke Nizamabad se woh paisa uttarwa lena train on time aaegi..

Surekha- Don't worry about it.. Woh ab humara paisa hai or Telangana mein mere paise ko koi touch bhi nahi kar shakta..

Main- Great.. Ok ill take your leave now..

Surekha- Arrey atleast dinner toh karke jaao..

Main- Surely kar leta dinner but unfortunately Pure desh ki agencies dhund rahi hain Mujhe toh time kam He hai..

Surekha- Come on woh kya bigaad lenge tumhara..

Main- Honestly kuch bhi nahi.. But better safe then sorry.. Thanks again surekha ji baaki details Anu explain kar degi aapko.. Thanks a lot..

Surekha- Thanks to you AP..

Unse vida leke main nikala.. Bahaar Jatin wait kar raha tha mera..

Jatin-Kya raha bhai??

Main- 376..

Jatin- Arrey waah..

Main- Jaldi chal..

Jatin- Kahaan bhai??

Main- Railway station.. Train hai Mumbai k liye humaari.. Abhi 9 baje ...

Jatin- Waah Private jets se seedha Indian Railways..

Main- Haan.. Samjh gayi hogi lawdi abtak toh jets ko kaise use kar raha hun main.. Kahin aage he naa mill jaaye issliye train hai, subah 10 baje pohancha degi..

Jatin- Smart bhai.. Waise abtak usko bula rahe they piche piche ab kyun nahi?? Usko bataaoge nahi Mumbai jaa rahe hain hum??

Main- Abe Mumbai mein usko bulaake risk nahi le shakta bc paisa aane waala hai wahaan par or usse galati se bhi bhanak lag gayi naa paise ki toh majaak majaak mein chud jaaenge..

Jatin- True that..

Main- Gaadi yahaan parking mein chhod dey chaabi attendant ko dedey.. Hotel waale uthaa lenge apne aap..

Humlog station pohanchey CM madam ki help se AC1st cabin mill gaya tha turant ,online toh bc khaali he nahi dikha raha tha.. Train on time thi and humlog aaram se aaye train mein and nikale Hyderabad se.. 10 baje Surekha ka message aagaya ki usne safely Paise unload karwa liye hain train se or safely checking bhi puri karwake train aage bhej di hai.. Great.. Next stop Bidar ,Karnataka tha raat 12:30 baje jahaan Shiva Reddy k log Karnataka or Kerala k 1000 Crore Unload karlenge uske baad subah 6 baje Chennai pohanchegi train jahaan CM P Rajendram k log final 1400 Crore unload kar lenge.. And meri aadhi tension khatam ho jaaegi..

Ab issue ek he tha ki mujhe trains mein nind nahi aati train kya sound waale environment mein kahin nind nahi aati mujhe issliye mujhe pura safar yun he nikaalna tha.. Dinner train mein he aagaya tha so Dinner k baad Jatin Or maine thodi bahot baatein ki taaki 12:30 toh bajwa dey Jatin baad mein akele baitha rehna padega and finally 12:35 baje dusara message aaya Karnataka se CM Shiva ka ki uske logon ne delivery le lee hai.. Bus ab final stop Chennai tha.. Uske baad Jatin so gaya maine thodi derr phone chalaaya and fir uthke bahaar khidki par aagaya kaafi time baad main Or meri thoughts akele they woh bhi aise gajab environment mein, raat k 2:30 baje they Or badhiya meethi meethi hawa chal rahi thi durr durr takk andherra failla tha bus lights jo on thi woh dikh rahi thi. Yahaan ki hawa mein ek ajeeb c khusbu thi.. Bhenchod pichle kuch din mein hajaaron kilometres travel kar chuka tha main lekin ek bhi jagah ye nahi dekha ki kitani khoobsurati hai wahaan.. Ab yahaan bus ek he cheej caahiye thi cigarette.. Waah bc.. Main waapis cabin mein aaya and Jatin ki cigarette and lighter uthaake waapis khidki par aaya bhenchod itane din se cigarette bhi naa pee thi theek se.. Sudhar raha tha main toh.. Aise kaise sudhar jaaega bc..

Maine cigarette jalaai toh finally train ek station par rukki .Maharashtra mein aachuke they humlog.. Wahaan bus 5-6 sawaari he thi jinmein se 2 log mere he dibbe mein chadhe.. Dono sath he they I guess maine side hoke unhe chadhne diya and chadke unhone mujhe ghurra..

Aadmi1- Arey chotya tula mahit nahi ka train madhe cigarette pyayalel chahat nahi...

Main- Kya??

Aadmi2 - Cigarette faink be.. Pura Dibba sadaa diya tune..

Main- Sorry My bad..

Maine cigarette fainki Or woh dono mujhe awkwardly ghurrtey hue aage chale gaye and merese aage waale cabin mein gaye wohlog.. Train chall paddi Or Unke jaate he Maine dusari cigarette jalaai Or cigarette pee he raha tha ki mujhe kuch realize hua and main bhaaga unke cabin ki taraf toh unmein se ek toh cabin k gate se meri taraf najar rakh raha tha and mujhe dekhte he usne dusare ki ishara kiya..

Aadmi1- Kya??

Ye sunte he Maine maari cabin k gate par laat jo halka saa tha or woh laga uske munh par or woh girra piche jaake ye dekh dusara jhapta mere uppar toh Maine uska hath pakkada Or maara uske bhi munh par punch.. Tabtak dusara uth gaya tha toh maine uthne se just pehle diya usko dhakka jisase woh fir piche girra and Maine maari laat uske munh k uppar jisase woh wahin behonsh hogaya dusare waale ne khadda hona caaha but Maine maari usko laat..

Main- Kahaan phone kiya??

Aadmi2- W. w. W. oh.. Toll.. Free number diya haina tumhari information k liye.... S. S. a. Sorry... 5 crore ka sawaal tha..

Main- Teri maa ki chut..

"Areey soney do naa be "

Jatin side waale cabin se chilaaya..

Main- Madarchod jaag jaa.. Idhar aa..

Jatin- Bhai.. Aaya bhai..

Jatin bhaagte hue aayaa...

Jatin- Kya hua??

Main- Bawligand ne phone kardiya.. Pehchaan gaya tha..

Jatin- Teri maa ki chut bhadwe.. Abhi Katrina Kaif se mill he liya tha sapne mein.

Jatin ne usko laat maartey hue kaha.

Main- Isko chhod bhenchod.. Chain khinch.. Uttarna paddega.. Warna agle station par he chod denge bhenchod..

Aadmi2-. S. s. sorry.. Sorry..

Jatin ne chain khinchi Or idhar Maine maari uske hath par laat saale ka hath tutt gaya woh chilaaya and fir Maine maari dusari laat uske ghutne par saale kaa ghutna bhi gaya or woh chilaatey hue niche passar gaya.

Main- 5 crore mein ilaaj karwa lena madarchod..

Ye bolke Maine final kick di uske munh par and woh bhi wahin behonsh hogaya or main or Jatin uttare train se..

Main- Bhenchod.. Kuch dikh bhi nahi raha be..

Maine phone ki light on ki toh bhenchod humne khudko ekdum sunsaan gaon type area mein paaya and humlog train se durr bhaag gaye.. Madarchod...

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Humlog filhal Maharashtra k kissi chote se gaon mein they ..


Jatin- Ab bhai??


Main- Ab Daund Junction pichla sehar tha 2 kilometre piche hai wahin chalte hain.. Koi taxi wagairaah wahin se millegi.. Aage jaaenge toh madarchod log aage he millenge..


Maine Map dekhte hue kaha..


Jatin- Chalo toh fir bhai.. Kahaan pehchan gaye aapko bhadwe..


Main-Arrey main he bawligand hun bhenchod bahaar khadda cigarette pee raha tha.. Ab woh bhen ki lawdi ko pata chal jaaega humlog Mumbai jaa rahe they.. Bhenchod.. Fuckkk....


Jatin- koi naa bhai kar he loge tabtak toh kuch..


Main- Bhenchod... Bhadwa 5 minutes mein toh phone he laga chuka tha bolo..


Jatin- Kismat chutiya thi bhai..


Humlog 10-12 minutes mein Daund Junction pohanchey.. Toh Station k bahaar he 3-4 taxi khaddi thi or drivers andar he so rahe they..


Main- Bc cash hai tere pass??


Jatin- Haan bhai 5 ek hajaar honge ..


Main- Itane mein toh nahi jaaega koi bc.. Mere pass toh ek bhi naa hai..


Jatin- Online kardena bhai.. Sab scanner rakhtey aajkal..


Main- Bhosdk mera phone track nahi kar shakte wohlog lekin meri bank transactions jarur track kar shakte hain.. Tu kardena bc online .. Naa bc tujhe bhi dhund rahe hain wohlog..


Jatin- Nahi dhund rahe hotey toh bhi kahaan se karta bhai phone toh faink diya tha..


Main- Haan bhenchod.. Tujhe phone bhi dilwana padega.. Kissi se karwaana padega.. Kissi bahaar waale se kyunki sabhi jaankaaron k banks transaction toh track kar rahe honge bhosdwaale.. Karwaatey hain kissi se toh. Isko jagaatey hain. . Budha uncle hai isse nahi pata hoga jyaada apna..


Humne car ka mirror knock kiya toh finally woh uncle utha or usne thoda saa mirror down kiya.. Jaise hum bhenchod gaadi chori karne aaye hain.


Main- Mumbai jaana hai uncle..


Uncle- Itani durr kaa bhaada nahi lete..


Ye bolke usne waapis mirror up kar liya..


Main- Arrey uncle.. 20000 dunga.. Humari train nikal gayi hai urgent jaana hai.


Uncle- Pehle paise do..


Main- Karwata hun ek second..


Ab Maine phone nikaala.. Kisse lagaaun bc.. Ghar waale not a chance.. Anjali and team.. No unka bhi hoga..Nicki mam..hmmm..unka bhi possible hai..Toh bc.. Riya.. Bhosdk.. Riya se paise maangega..


Main- Of course bc..


Maine turant Riya ko call kiya toh usne nahi uthaaya toh Maine doobara kiya and thankfully usne uthaa liya..


Riya- AP.. Sab theek haina?? Tum. Theek ho??


Main- Yeah. Yeah.. Sans lelo.. Sab theek hai..


Riya- Fir itani raatko..


Main- Yeah. I need your help..


Riya- Yeah.. Bolo..


Main- Ek number bata raha hun uspe 20000 Rupees bhejdo.. Kyunki mere bank account toh track horahe honge. Mujhe taxi leni hai. Please..


Riya-Arrey it's fine baba.. Mere paise tumhare he hain.. Number batao..


Main- Uncle number batao..


Maine usko apna phone diya and usne Riya ko number bataake mujhe phone waapis diya..


Riya- It's done ..


Main- Hue Uncle..


Uncle - Haan.. Aajao..


Usne gaadi unlock ki or hum dono piche baithey..


Riya-Kahaan ho tum??


Main- Maharashtra..


Riya- Hyderabad jaane waale they naa tum..


Main- Jaa aaya.. Wahaan se yahaan..


Riya- Kitana ghum rahe ho yaar tum.. Ab toh orr dhyaan rakho tum dekha nahi woh dictator Sudha ne kya kaha tha.. Tumhare liye wohlog kuch bhi kar shakte hain.. No warrants no permissions nothing.. Kanoon kuch hai he nahi matlab.. Or khudko Law and justice minister bolti hai kameeni..


Main- (hanske) tum kabse gaali dene lagi..


Riya- Usko toh dungi he dungi. Ghatiya aurat..


Main- Relax Riya.. .. So jaao.. I'm sorry disturb karne k liye and thanks for helping me.


Riya- Bade aaye thanks waale.. Jarurat nahi hai tumhare thanks ki.. Love you..


Main- Love you too..


Call disconnected..


Main- Uncle 40-50 kilometre takk please gaon k andar se lena..


Uncle- Ok. Lekin kyun??


Main- 20000 sawaal naa puchne k diye hain..


Uncle- Ok.. Ok.. Koi dikkat nahi hai. Jahaan bologe wahaan se chalegi.


Main- Good.. Kabtak pohanchenge Mumbai??


Uncle - 3:30 hue hain.. 9:00 takk ..


Main- Great..


Ab thankfully gaadi mein main so shakta tha.. Issliye Maine Jatin ko guard duty par lagaya kahin bhenchod uncle kissi thane k andar jaake naa roukk dey and main so gaya. Lekin bhenchod kahaan sone dene waale they mujhe.. Kuch derr baad mera phone baja jo Neha ka tha.. 5:30 baje they subah k..


Neha- Haanji sir.. Finally Bhaagne bhi lage naa tum.. Kya bole they ki kahan bhaag raha hun.. Maine bhagwa diya naa..


Main- Bhaaga nahi tha main.. Train mein actually vomiting horahi thi mujhe issliye uttara tha..


Neha- Hahaha.. Good one.. Kahaan jaaoge ab?? See ab mujhe permissions yaa warrants ki jarurat nahi paddti..


Main- pakkad mujhe still nahi paaogi tum..


Neha- Dekhtey hain.. Ab aadhi raat ko bhaga diya tumhe toh pakkad bhi lungi.. Kabtak bhaagoge..


Main- Jabtak mera mann karega..


Neha- Meri baat maan lo.. Surrender kardo.. It'll be easy for you.. Ye tumhe bhi pata hai humesha k liye nahi bhaag shakte tum..


Main- Humesha bhaagna bhi nahi hai..


Neha- Toh kardo surrender..


Main- No thanks..


Neha-Oh come on.. Ye attitude ye ego ekdin tuttegi he or main he todungi ..


Main- Ye Ego khaandaani hai madam tumhari tarah politicians k talwe chaat k nahi banaai Maine.. Khudke dum par banaai hai.. Tumse kya tumhare uppar jo tumhare baap baithey haina jinke orders follow kar rahi ho tum unse bhi nahi tuttegi ye Ego. Trust me..


Neha- Dekhte hain.. Waise Mumbai kyun jaa rahe ho?? Kya chal raha hai wahaan?? I know kuch toh bahot important chal raha hai tumhara wahaan par.. Kyunki abtak bade hints de dey k jaa rahe they lekin ab kaise chup chaap nikal liye.. Toh i know kuch toh bahot important hain wahaan tumhara.. And trust me main dhund lungi tumhe.. Or pata laga lungi kya hai Mumbai mein.. Or barbaad kardungi tumhe or tumhaare plan ko main..


Fuckkkkk... Madarchod...


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[AP 316]

Kya kru bhai dil h ki manta nhi .।। agar lalach se kuch bhalla ho jaye to use lalach ni profit kahte h

OK sir G, hum to extra ki umeed me they koi naa kal ka wait kar le ge

kya kare bhai dil to hai dil.....................
aur kahani ...........................jhakash

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Update-562(Surviving)
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Main- Ok Surekha ji.. Thanks a lot.. Please permissions deke or kissi ko bhejke Nizamabad se woh paisa uttarwa lena train on time aaegi..

Surekha- Don't worry about it.. Woh ab humara paisa hai or Telangana mein mere paise ko koi touch bhi nahi kar shakta..

Main- Great.. Ok ill take your leave now..

Surekha- Arrey atleast dinner toh karke jaao..

Main- Surely kar leta dinner but unfortunately Pure desh ki agencies dhund rahi hain Mujhe toh time kam He hai..

Surekha- Come on woh kya bigaad lenge tumhara..

Main- Honestly kuch bhi nahi.. But better safe then sorry.. Thanks again surekha ji baaki details Anu explain kar degi aapko.. Thanks a lot..

Surekha- Thanks to you AP..

Unse vida leke main nikala.. Bahaar Jatin wait kar raha tha mera..

Jatin-Kya raha bhai??

Main- 376..

Jatin- Arrey waah..

Main- Jaldi chal..

Jatin- Kahaan bhai??

Main- Railway station.. Train hai Mumbai k liye humaari.. Abhi 9 baje ...

Jatin- Waah Private jets se seedha Indian Railways..

Main- Haan.. Samjh gayi hogi lawdi abtak toh jets ko kaise use kar raha hun main.. Kahin aage he naa mill jaaye issliye train hai, subah 10 baje pohancha degi..

Jatin- Smart bhai.. Waise abtak usko bula rahe they piche piche ab kyun nahi?? Usko bataaoge nahi Mumbai jaa rahe hain hum??

Main- Abe Mumbai mein usko bulaake risk nahi le shakta bc paisa aane waala hai wahaan par or usse galati se bhi bhanak lag gayi naa paise ki toh majaak majaak mein chud jaaenge..

Jatin- True that..

Main- Gaadi yahaan parking mein chhod dey chaabi attendant ko dedey.. Hotel waale uthaa lenge apne aap..

Humlog station pohanchey CM madam ki help se AC1st cabin mill gaya tha turant ,online toh bc khaali he nahi dikha raha tha.. Train on time thi and humlog aaram se aaye train mein and nikale Hyderabad se.. 10 baje Surekha ka message aagaya ki usne safely Paise unload karwa liye hain train se or safely checking bhi puri karwake train aage bhej di hai.. Great.. Next stop Bidar ,Karnataka tha raat 12:30 baje jahaan Shiva Reddy k log Karnataka or Kerala k 1000 Crore Unload karlenge uske baad subah 6 baje Chennai pohanchegi train jahaan CM P Rajendram k log final 1400 Crore unload kar lenge.. And meri aadhi tension khatam ho jaaegi..

Ab issue ek he tha ki mujhe trains mein nind nahi aati train kya sound waale environment mein kahin nind nahi aati mujhe issliye mujhe pura safar yun he nikaalna tha.. Dinner train mein he aagaya tha so Dinner k baad Jatin Or maine thodi bahot baatein ki taaki 12:30 toh bajwa dey Jatin baad mein akele baitha rehna padega and finally 12:35 baje dusara message aaya Karnataka se CM Shiva ka ki uske logon ne delivery le lee hai.. Bus ab final stop Chennai tha.. Uske baad Jatin so gaya maine thodi derr phone chalaaya and fir uthke bahaar khidki par aagaya kaafi time baad main Or meri thoughts akele they woh bhi aise gajab environment mein, raat k 2:30 baje they Or badhiya meethi meethi hawa chal rahi thi durr durr takk andherra failla tha bus lights jo on thi woh dikh rahi thi. Yahaan ki hawa mein ek ajeeb c khusbu thi.. Bhenchod pichle kuch din mein hajaaron kilometres travel kar chuka tha main lekin ek bhi jagah ye nahi dekha ki kitani khoobsurati hai wahaan.. Ab yahaan bus ek he cheej caahiye thi cigarette.. Waah bc.. Main waapis cabin mein aaya and Jatin ki cigarette and lighter uthaake waapis khidki par aaya bhenchod itane din se cigarette bhi naa pee thi theek se.. Sudhar raha tha main toh.. Aise kaise sudhar jaaega bc..

Maine cigarette jalaai toh finally train ek station par rukki .Maharashtra mein aachuke they humlog.. Wahaan bus 5-6 sawaari he thi jinmein se 2 log mere he dibbe mein chadhe.. Dono sath he they I guess maine side hoke unhe chadhne diya and chadke unhone mujhe ghurra..

Aadmi1- Arey chotya tula mahit nahi ka train madhe cigarette pyayalel chahat nahi...

Main- Kya??

Aadmi2 - Cigarette faink be.. Pura Dibba sadaa diya tune..

Main- Sorry My bad..

Maine cigarette fainki Or woh dono mujhe awkwardly ghurrtey hue aage chale gaye and merese aage waale cabin mein gaye wohlog.. Train chall paddi Or Unke jaate he Maine dusari cigarette jalaai Or cigarette pee he raha tha ki mujhe kuch realize hua and main bhaaga unke cabin ki taraf toh unmein se ek toh cabin k gate se meri taraf najar rakh raha tha and mujhe dekhte he usne dusare ki ishara kiya..

Aadmi1- Kya??

Ye sunte he Maine maari cabin k gate par laat jo halka saa tha or woh laga uske munh par or woh girra piche jaake ye dekh dusara jhapta mere uppar toh Maine uska hath pakkada Or maara uske bhi munh par punch.. Tabtak dusara uth gaya tha toh maine uthne se just pehle diya usko dhakka jisase woh fir piche girra and Maine maari laat uske munh k uppar jisase woh wahin behonsh hogaya dusare waale ne khadda hona caaha but Maine maari usko laat..

Main- Kahaan phone kiya??

Aadmi2- W. w. W. oh.. Toll.. Free number diya haina tumhari information k liye.... S. S. a. Sorry... 5 crore ka sawaal tha..

Main- Teri maa ki chut..

"Areey soney do naa be "

Jatin side waale cabin se chilaaya..

Main- Madarchod jaag jaa.. Idhar aa..

Jatin- Bhai.. Aaya bhai..

Jatin bhaagte hue aayaa...

Jatin- Kya hua??

Main- Bawligand ne phone kardiya.. Pehchaan gaya tha..

Jatin- Teri maa ki chut bhadwe.. Abhi Katrina Kaif se mill he liya tha sapne mein.

Jatin ne usko laat maartey hue kaha.

Main- Isko chhod bhenchod.. Chain khinch.. Uttarna paddega.. Warna agle station par he chod denge bhenchod..

Aadmi2-. S. s. sorry.. Sorry..

Jatin ne chain khinchi Or idhar Maine maari uske hath par laat saale ka hath tutt gaya woh chilaaya and fir Maine maari dusari laat uske ghutne par saale kaa ghutna bhi gaya or woh chilaatey hue niche passar gaya.

Main- 5 crore mein ilaaj karwa lena madarchod..

Ye bolke Maine final kick di uske munh par and woh bhi wahin behonsh hogaya or main or Jatin uttare train se..

Main- Bhenchod.. Kuch dikh bhi nahi raha be..

Maine phone ki light on ki toh bhenchod humne khudko ekdum sunsaan gaon type area mein paaya and humlog train se durr bhaag gaye.. Madarchod...

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Update-563(Fucked??) ​

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Humlog filhal Maharashtra k kissi chote se gaon mein they ..


Jatin- Ab bhai??


Main- Ab Daund Junction pichla sehar tha 2 kilometre piche hai wahin chalte hain.. Koi taxi wagairaah wahin se millegi.. Aage jaaenge toh madarchod log aage he millenge..


Maine Map dekhte hue kaha..


Jatin- Chalo toh fir bhai.. Kahaan pehchan gaye aapko bhadwe..


Main-Arrey main he bawligand hun bhenchod bahaar khadda cigarette pee raha tha.. Ab woh bhen ki lawdi ko pata chal jaaega humlog Mumbai jaa rahe they.. Bhenchod.. Fuckkk....


Jatin- koi naa bhai kar he loge tabtak toh kuch..


Main- Bhenchod... Bhadwa 5 minutes mein toh phone he laga chuka tha bolo..


Jatin- Kismat chutiya thi bhai..


Humlog 10-12 minutes mein Daund Junction pohanchey.. Toh Station k bahaar he 3-4 taxi khaddi thi or drivers andar he so rahe they..


Main- Bc cash hai tere pass??


Jatin- Haan bhai 5 ek hajaar honge ..


Main- Itane mein toh nahi jaaega koi bc.. Mere pass toh ek bhi naa hai..


Jatin- Online kardena bhai.. Sab scanner rakhtey aajkal..


Main- Bhosdk mera phone track nahi kar shakte wohlog lekin meri bank transactions jarur track kar shakte hain.. Tu kardena bc online .. Naa bc tujhe bhi dhund rahe hain wohlog..


Jatin- Nahi dhund rahe hotey toh bhi kahaan se karta bhai phone toh faink diya tha..


Main- Haan bhenchod.. Tujhe phone bhi dilwana padega.. Kissi se karwaana padega.. Kissi bahaar waale se kyunki sabhi jaankaaron k banks transaction toh track kar rahe honge bhosdwaale.. Karwaatey hain kissi se toh. Isko jagaatey hain. . Budha uncle hai isse nahi pata hoga jyaada apna..


Humne car ka mirror knock kiya toh finally woh uncle utha or usne thoda saa mirror down kiya.. Jaise hum bhenchod gaadi chori karne aaye hain.


Main- Mumbai jaana hai uncle..


Uncle- Itani durr kaa bhaada nahi lete..


Ye bolke usne waapis mirror up kar liya..


Main- Arrey uncle.. 20000 dunga.. Humari train nikal gayi hai urgent jaana hai.


Uncle- Pehle paise do..


Main- Karwata hun ek second..


Ab Maine phone nikaala.. Kisse lagaaun bc.. Ghar waale not a chance.. Anjali and team.. No unka bhi hoga..Nicki mam..hmmm..unka bhi possible hai..Toh bc.. Riya.. Bhosdk.. Riya se paise maangega..


Main- Of course bc..


Maine turant Riya ko call kiya toh usne nahi uthaaya toh Maine doobara kiya and thankfully usne uthaa liya..


Riya- AP.. Sab theek haina?? Tum. Theek ho??


Main- Yeah. Yeah.. Sans lelo.. Sab theek hai..


Riya- Fir itani raatko..


Main- Yeah. I need your help..


Riya- Yeah.. Bolo..


Main- Ek number bata raha hun uspe 20000 Rupees bhejdo.. Kyunki mere bank account toh track horahe honge. Mujhe taxi leni hai. Please..


Riya-Arrey it's fine baba.. Mere paise tumhare he hain.. Number batao..


Main- Uncle number batao..


Maine usko apna phone diya and usne Riya ko number bataake mujhe phone waapis diya..


Riya- It's done ..


Main- Hue Uncle..


Uncle - Haan.. Aajao..


Usne gaadi unlock ki or hum dono piche baithey..


Riya-Kahaan ho tum??


Main- Maharashtra..


Riya- Hyderabad jaane waale they naa tum..


Main- Jaa aaya.. Wahaan se yahaan..


Riya- Kitana ghum rahe ho yaar tum.. Ab toh orr dhyaan rakho tum dekha nahi woh dictator Sudha ne kya kaha tha.. Tumhare liye wohlog kuch bhi kar shakte hain.. No warrants no permissions nothing.. Kanoon kuch hai he nahi matlab.. Or khudko Law and justice minister bolti hai kameeni..


Main- (hanske) tum kabse gaali dene lagi..


Riya- Usko toh dungi he dungi. Ghatiya aurat..


Main- Relax Riya.. .. So jaao.. I'm sorry disturb karne k liye and thanks for helping me.


Riya- Bade aaye thanks waale.. Jarurat nahi hai tumhare thanks ki.. Love you..


Main- Love you too..


Call disconnected..


Main- Uncle 40-50 kilometre takk please gaon k andar se lena..


Uncle- Ok. Lekin kyun??


Main- 20000 sawaal naa puchne k diye hain..


Uncle- Ok.. Ok.. Koi dikkat nahi hai. Jahaan bologe wahaan se chalegi.


Main- Good.. Kabtak pohanchenge Mumbai??


Uncle - 3:30 hue hain.. 9:00 takk ..


Main- Great..


Ab thankfully gaadi mein main so shakta tha.. Issliye Maine Jatin ko guard duty par lagaya kahin bhenchod uncle kissi thane k andar jaake naa roukk dey and main so gaya. Lekin bhenchod kahaan sone dene waale they mujhe.. Kuch derr baad mera phone baja jo Neha ka tha.. 5:30 baje they subah k..


Neha- Haanji sir.. Finally Bhaagne bhi lage naa tum.. Kya bole they ki kahan bhaag raha hun.. Maine bhagwa diya naa..


Main- Bhaaga nahi tha main.. Train mein actually vomiting horahi thi mujhe issliye uttara tha..


Neha- Hahaha.. Good one.. Kahaan jaaoge ab?? See ab mujhe permissions yaa warrants ki jarurat nahi paddti..


Main- pakkad mujhe still nahi paaogi tum..


Neha- Dekhtey hain.. Ab aadhi raat ko bhaga diya tumhe toh pakkad bhi lungi.. Kabtak bhaagoge..


Main- Jabtak mera mann karega..


Neha- Meri baat maan lo.. Surrender kardo.. It'll be easy for you.. Ye tumhe bhi pata hai humesha k liye nahi bhaag shakte tum..


Main- Humesha bhaagna bhi nahi hai..


Neha- Toh kardo surrender..


Main- No thanks..


Neha-Oh come on.. Ye attitude ye ego ekdin tuttegi he or main he todungi ..


Main- Ye Ego khaandaani hai madam tumhari tarah politicians k talwe chaat k nahi banaai Maine.. Khudke dum par banaai hai.. Tumse kya tumhare uppar jo tumhare baap baithey haina jinke orders follow kar rahi ho tum unse bhi nahi tuttegi ye Ego. Trust me..


Neha- Dekhte hain.. Waise Mumbai kyun jaa rahe ho?? Kya chal raha hai wahaan?? I know kuch toh bahot important chal raha hai tumhara wahaan par.. Kyunki abtak bade hints de dey k jaa rahe they lekin ab kaise chup chaap nikal liye.. Toh i know kuch toh bahot important hain wahaan tumhara.. And trust me main dhund lungi tumhe.. Or pata laga lungi kya hai Mumbai mein.. Or barbaad kardungi tumhe or tumhaare plan ko main..


Fuckkkkk... Madarchod...


Continued..

Super dhamakedar update Bhai

 

[Dragon master]

Kya 3.0 ko is cigrat ka gussa nhn Aya yh sudha to apni politics khatam krne k chkr MN Hy balwant ky pechy kon Hy kis ka paisa Hy woh bhi kahen underworld k log to nhn hn zror ho ga nhn to 3.0 ko Kya pri thi itni fielding krne ki woh kisi aor trh Sy bhi balwant ko rok skta tha