Romance 8TH SEMESTER ! (Completed)

[The Immortal]

Update-142
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Lambi chhutti aur training ke baad aakhirkar college shuru ho hee gaya aur hostel me aakar jo sabse pahla khayal mere dimag me aana chahiye tha ,wo padhayi ke baare me hona chahiye tha. Lekin mere dimag me jo khayal aaya wo padhayi ke baare me na hokar meri seniority ke baare me tha. Main ab third year me aa chuka tha yani ki Pre-Final year aur normally college ke new students third year aur final year ke ladko se bahut darte hai.isliye college ke hostel me andar gguste hee maine apna seena chauda kiya aur apne room me gaya....
jab mujhe koyi first year aur second year me nahi rok paya to third year me koyi kya rokega...ye sochate hue main dusare din college jane ke liye taiyar ho raha tha.
"yar ,Arman...ab to hum log third year me aa gaye hai,bole to ab ekdum fadu masti karenge kyunki ab hume rokne se teachers ki bhi gand fategi..."mujhe aaine ke samne se hatate hue Arun bola
"yo...beta Arun ,aaj college ka pahla din hai..isliye mere pair chhukar mera aashirwad le le..pura saal achchha jayega..."
"tu ab subah-subah mat kha aur la kanghi de..."
"kanghi......ummm..."yaad karte hue main bola"sala koyi aaya tha room me kanghi mangane,phhir maine use diya..."
abhi main yaad hee kar raha tha ki kanghi kiske paas hai,tabhi Arun ne tez aawaz me mujhe toka...
"to ja lekar aa...mana kiya tha na kisi ko kanghi dene se..."
"dekh..wo kya hai ki main danveer karna ki tarah hoon,isliye subah-subah mujhse yadi koyi meri jaan bhi mang le to main mana nahi kar sakta.usne to phhir bhi ek kanghi mangi thi..."
"beta yadi ,danveer banne ka itna hee shauk hai to apni chize dan kiya kar,warna muh me lawda pel dunga aur kya kaha tune...ki subah-subah tujhse koyi bhi aakar kuchh bhi mange to tu use mana nahi karta..."
"yo baby yo..."
"to phhir danveer ji, aap mujhe apna lund katkar dijiye..."
"balak ab teri murad puri nahi ho sakti,kyunki maine subah hee kisi ko kanghi dan me de di hai...tum kal aana bachcha.."
"Saurabh...bamboo dena to jara... is danveer ko pranam karne ka man kar raha hai..."
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Arun ke hath me hockey stick aate hee ek hath se apna bag uthakar main waha se bhaga aur mere peechhe Arun bhi bhaga...pahle main seedhiyo se neeche utarkar khada ho gaya aur ye socha ki shayad Arun wapas room ki taraf chala gaya hai...lekin hath me gada liye Arun seedhiyo se neeche utra aur yamraj ki style me apne daant dikhate hue bola
"ha...ha..ha..ab kaha jayega danveer.."
"duniya bahut badi hai baby..."bolte hue main hostel ke dusare chhor ki taraf bhaga,jaha se upar jane ke liye seedhiya bani hui thi....main kayi baar seedhiyo se upar chadha aur neeche utara lekin meri pareshani jara si bhi kam nahi hui kyunki Arun ab bhi apne hath me wo bamboo liye mujhe dauda raha...
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"ye sala,ek kanghi ke liye ro raha hai, dhat teri ki..."bhagte hue main chillaya"abey kutte, kyun mar riya hai aaj sham ko 10 kanghi lakar tere muh par fekunga...aur waise bhi teri wo peeli kanghi ekdum bakwas thi."
"tu to aaj bachega nahi,Arman...aaj ya to tu shahid hoga ya main..."
"ye lawda aise nahi manega..ise iski wo peeli color wali kanghi lakar deni hee padegi..."Seedhiyo se neeche utarte hue maine sochna shuru kiya"sabse pahle jo launda kanghi le gaya tha ,wo mere room se do room chhodkar rahta hai...lekin usne to kanghi lakar wapas kar di thi...uske baad neeche floor wala launda aaya aur kanghi lekar gaya aur...aur sale ne abhi tak kanghi wapas nahi lautaya,uski maa ki..."
Seedhiyo se upar chadhte hue main us ladke ke room ki taraf bhaga, jiske room me Arun ki wo peeli kanghi thi..daudte hue main seedhe us ladke ke room me ghusa aur mere peechhe Arun bhi room ke andar aaya.
"bose dk..jab saman late ho to wapas bhi kar diya karo..."hafte hue maine us ladke ko dekhkar kaha,jo mere room se kanghi lekar aaya tha.
mujhe dekhkar us ladke ke chehre ke rang achanak badal gaye aur usne apni geeli towel mujhe dekhte hue bistar par fek di...uski is harqat se main samajh gaya ki sale ka kanghi lautane ka koyi vichar nahi hai aur kanghi ko chhipane ke liye usne abhi-abhi bistar par apni towel feki hai.
"sale kanghi chor..kallu, tu sale jitna bahar se kala koyla hai utna hee andar se bhi hai...la kanghi de."
"maine to teri kanghi wapas kar di thi,Arman...yaad kar"wo kallu jhooth bolte hue us towel ke upar baith gaya ,jiske neeche Arun ki kanghi thi.
"Arun,tere jute ka size kya hai.."maine puchha.
"kyun..."
"abey dialogue marna hai.."
"tu pahle mujhe meri kanghi lakar de...warna dialogue to main tujh par marunga.."
"bhad me ja..usne apne gand ke neeche kanghi chhipa rakhi hai.tu us sale kallu ki gand markar apni kanghi le le...main chala college."waha se bahar nikalte hue main badbadaya"BC ab tak to ye log pen,copy ,tel aur sabun churate the ,ab salo ne kanghi chori karna bhi shuru kar diya "
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Bathroom me jakar maine apna chehra dhoya aur Arun ko galiya bakte hue Saurabh ke sath college ke liye nikal pada...
duniya me yadi aap bure kaam karoge to us bure kaam me sath dene ke liye sab turant razi ho jayenge lekin yadi aap us bure kaam ki jagah ek achchha kaam karne nikloge to koyi sath nahi dega upar se dus log aakar tokenge...aisa hee kuchh mere sath in dino ho raha tha.do din pahle hee main holiday manakar hostel aaya tha aur aate hee maine Saurabh,Arun se kaha ki is saal no masti,no panga only padhayi....maine itna kya kaha,wo dono sale mujhe aise dekhne lage..jaise maine unka khana chheenkar kha liya ho.usi din se ya phhir kahe ki usi pal se wo dono mujhe chidhane lage aur apni harsambhav koshish karne me jut gaye jisase mere sar se padhayi karne ka bhoot utar jaye...lekin maine un dono ki ek na suni aur aaj pahli baar har subject ke liye ek rough copy na lejakar har subject ke liye alag-alag copy le ja raha tha ,wo bhi bakayada cover chadha kar.
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Is saal bhi kayi teachers ne humara sath chhoda,jisme dammo rani, aap physics ke khilaf nahi ja sakte ke janmdata-Shri Kurre sir bhi shamil the aur sach batau to in dono ke jane se main behad khush tha. lekin ek bomb ab bhi mauzood tha aur wo bomb thi humari FM ki teacher Vibha...
maine aaj sari class me man lagakar padhayi ki,.jo-jo teachers ne board me likhaya use bakayada achchhe tarike se copy me utara.yaha tak ki maine lab ke liye bhi practical file aur pages kharid liye the,bole to apun padhne ke full mood me tha.
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"Arman...roll No. 11"
"Present mam..."hath khada karke maine apni upastithi Vibha mam ke khate me darj karayi....
jab sabne apni upastithi darj karwa di to Vibha apni jagah se uthi aur 5-5 ka group banane ko bolkar aage chali gayi....
"ab ek-ek karke har group aayega aur Turbines ke model dekhega..."Vibha mam ne kaha,jiske baad ek-ek group bari-bari se jata aur Turbines ke model dekhkar aata.jab sabne turbine dekh liya to Vibha ne sabko jo bhi aaj samjha hai use likhne ke liye kaha. Maine man lagakar samjha tha isliye bhaka-bhak likhna shuru kar diya aur non-stop 5 minute tak likhta raha.
"stop writing..."bolte hue Vibha ne sabke pen ko viram diya aur phhir ek-ek ko bulakar personally batti dene lagi...mera roll no. thoda peechhe tha isliye main Arun ke paas gaya.
"kuchh likha be lawde ya abhi tak hila raha hai..."
"maa kasam yar,kuchh samajh hee nahi aaya.sali solid tarike se ijjat ko turbine me ghuma-ghuma kar chodegi..."ghabrate hue Arun bola"kuchh soch na be "
"ek kaam kar, ye le mera copy tu dikha dena aur samne wale page par jo mera name likha hai,use fad dena..."kuchh sochte hue maine apni copy Arun ke hath me thama di.
"aur tu..."
"pyar karti hai Vibha mam mujhse,mujhe kuchh nahi kahegi.tu meri chinta chhod..."
"thanks yar, i love you."
" aisa kya,phhir muh me lena ek baar"
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[The Immortal]

Update-143
"thanks yar, i love you."
" aisa kya,phhir muh me lena ek baar"
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Main apne wallet me hamesha ek-do band-aid rakhta hee tha ,kyunki kya pata kab jaroorat pad jaye. Abhi Vibha mam roll no. 8 wale ko batti de rahi thi ki maine do band-aid wallet me se nikal kar left hand me chipkaya aur jab meri bari aayi to main khali hath Vibha mam ki taraf badha....
"khali hath kyun aaye, tumhari copy kaha hai..."
"mam main likh nahi sakta,hath me bahut gahra zakhm hai..."left hand Vibha mam ko dikhate hue maine kaha"yadi jara si bhi harkat karu to bahut dard hota hai..."
Vibha mam meri is chalaki par pahle muskurayi aur phhir chair me peechhe ki taraf hokar boli"tumhe bahana banana bahut aata hai ,mujhe pakka maloom hai ki tumhare hath me kuchh nahi hua hai...right "
"nahi..nahi, sach me mere left hand me dard ho raha hai aur yadi yakin na ho to band-aid kholkar dikhau..."
"rahne do...iski koyi jaroorat nahi."
"to phhir main jaun..."
"ek shart par..."chair par seedhe hote hue Vibha boli"tumhe deepika ka video kaha se mila..."
"deepika mam ke baare me sunkar mujhe bahut dukh hua, wo mere behad karib thi aur aap kis video ki baat kar rahi hai..."
"dekho Arman...main janti hoon ki wo video tumhi ne Principal ke hatho tak pahuchaya tha aur main kya,sara college ye janta hai..."
"mujhe nahi pata ki ye afwah kisne failayi hai aur aap to mera nature janti hee ho ki na to main kabhi jhooth bolta hoon
aur na hee koyi baat kisi se chhupata hoon...actually main ek khuli kitab ki tarah hai jise koyi bhi panne palat-palat kar padh sakta hai ."
"hmm..."
"main ye kahna chahta hoon ki yadi maine waisa kuchh kiya hota to main seena thok kar bolta ki maine kiya hai...."
"thik hai tum jao, "mujhe jane ke liye kahkar Vibha ne agle roll number wale ko bulaya,jo ki Arun hee tha..
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"kya boli wo item tere se..."jab Arun Vibha mam ke paas se aaya to maine uske aate hee puchha.
"kuchh khas nahi,bas meri badayi kar rahi thi thoda..."
"yani ki meri badayi...ab bol ki kya hua udhar"
"abey kaha na kuchh khas nahi,usne bas itna kaha ki Arun, tumhari writing superb hai...dhyan se padhayi karoge to achchhe marks score kar sakte ho..."apna bag taangkar Arun bola"chal ,hostel chalte hai...Vibha se maine permission le li hai..."
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Hostel ki taraf jate waqt mujhe Vibha ke dwara kahi gayi wo baat yaad aa rahi thi ,jo usne Arun se kaha tha aur tabhi mujhe mera plan no. #1 yaad aaya "Respect your teachers."
ab Vibha pahle jaise bhi rahe ho lekin teacher banne ke baad wo puri tarah se sudhar chuki thi.meri vajah se Varun ke sath jo uska break up hua, wo tab se aaj tak single hee hai...kyunki yadi uska koyi naya majnu hota to kahi na kahi se mujhe khabar mil hee jati aur waise bhi mujhe kisi ke personal life se kya lena dena tha.Vibha chahe bahar jisase bhi chudwaye, chahe to wo bikni pahankar ghoome...wo uski life thi.isliye filhal to maine man hee man me ye tay kiya ki main ab usko be-matlab ki galiya nahi bakunga.....
Ye sochate hue main Arun ke sath hostel ki taraf badh raha tha.Saurabh dusare group me tha,isliye college se ek sath aana kabhi-kabhar hee ho pata tha.
"Arman ,tujhe Varun ke baare me maloom chala ya nahi..."college se bahar nikalte hee Arun achanak ruk gaya
"kyun mar gaya kya wo..."maine puchha..
"nahi be, wo uska 7 saal ho gaya tha na to use college se nikal diya gaya hai...ab wo college nahi aa sakta aur is saal uska last chance hai yadi wo is saal bhi paper clear nahi kar paya to uspar NFT lag jayega bole to Not For Technical..."
"aisa bhi hota hai kya..."
"bilkul hota hai, ab college wale zindagi bhar to usko yaha rakhenge nahi..jara soch uski kya dhansu bejjati hone wali hai..."
"hone de,apne ko kya..."
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Thodi der baad hum dono hostel ke bahar pahuch gaye aur main is saal ke liye naye-naye plans aur strategy banane me busy tha ki Arun ki aawaz mere kano me padi...
"kyun be sale ,kallu...kanghi chor bose dk...idhar aa"Arun ne hostel se bahar nikalte hue us kanghi chor kallu ko apne paas aane ke liye kaha aur jab wo Humare paas aa gaya to Arun phhir se shuru ho gaya"ek to sale jhat ke jaisi shakal hai teri aur uspar tu kanghi chori karta hai lawde..wo bhi apne in mude-mude balo ke liye,jo mere jhat se bhi jyada mude hue hai...."
"tere se to handsome hee dikhta hoon..."jhujhlate hue kallu ne kaha...
"lawda dikhta hai mera tu. Beta yadi mere lund aur teri shakal ko ek sath dekha jaye to mera lund hee khubsurat dikhega....chal nikal yaha se,kanghi chor..."
Us kallu ko shayad ye dar tha ki kahi hum dono use pel na de kyunki last year humne jo karnama kiya...use dekhte hue ye to humare baye hath khel tha.isliye kallu chup-chap jis kaam ke liye nikla tha usi kaam ko karne ke liye waha se aage badh gaya....
"sun be..."abki baar maine use aawaz di"aate samay cigarette ka ek dibba lete aana warna chod-chod kar gora kar dunga..."
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Hum dono ka raub dekhte hue kallu ne haan me apna sar hilaya aur waha se humare paas se aage badh gaya...lekin tabhi mujhe mera plan no. 2 yaad aa gaya. maine kallu ko wapas bulaya aur use sorry kahkar cigarette lane ke mana kar diya.meri is harkat par jaha us kallu ki khushi ka thikana nahi tha wahi dusari taraf mera khas dost mujhe bedhadak sunaye ja raha tha aur baar-baar mujhse yahi puchh raha tha ki "jab free me cigarette mil rahi thi to maine mana kyun kar diya...."
"samjha kar,kabhi kabhar nek kaam bhi kar lena chahiye...."
"tu beta,ab mujhse tab tak baat mat karna,jab tak tu mere liye cigarette ka packet nahi le aata..."apne pair patakte hue Arun waha se akele hostel ke andar ghus gaya....
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Maine kallu ko cigarette lane ke liye mana isliye kiya tha kyunki mujhe achanak mera plan no. #2 yaad aa gaya tha ,jiske anusar"Quit Smoking as early as possible..."
Ab cigarette aur daru ki lat to ekdum se to chhut nahi sakti isliye maine decide kiya ki...dheere-dheere karke smoking bhi chhod dunga aur daru bhi....
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Waha se main bina hostel gaye ,dukan ki taraf badha aur cigarette ki ek packet lekar hee hostel me aaya...room me pahucha to dekha ki waha to puri mandali jama hui hai aur sab bhai log kisi topic pe vad-vivad kar rahe the...
"le be tham..."Arun ke muh par cigarette ka packet fekte hue maine puchha"aur ye mahabharat kyun chhed rakha hai..."
"Arman bhai ,aap pahle ye batao ki Vibha aapko kaisi lagti hai..."us mandali me apna Rajshri bhi shamil tha aur jab usne mujhse ye puchha ki Vibha mujhe kaisi lagti hai to main fauran samajh gaya ki inke vad-vivad ka topic Vibha hee hai...
"maal lagti hai ,kyun "
"are maal to wo sabko lagti hai Arman bhai...mere puchhane ka matlab tha ki uska nature kis tarah ka hai..."
"hmm...thik-thak to hai,bas students par work load jyada de deti hai kabhi-kabhi..."
"are Arman bhai ,aap abhi bhi nahi samjhe..."
"abey to tu hee bata de ki sahi answer kya hai aur lawde tujhe koyi kaam dham nahi rahta kya jo jab dekho mere hee room me ghuse rahta hai..."
"mujhe to Vibha mam randi lagti hai...Arman bhai..."Rajshri ne apne daant dikhaye ,jo Rajshri khane ke karan laal ho gaye the.
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Plan No #1 -Respect your teachers....
mere kaan me jaise ye aawaz gunji aur maine turant na me sar hilakar un sabko fauran waha se jane ke liye kaha....
"apun abhich chala jayega...lekin pahle Saurabh bhai ye batayenge ki kaun jeeta...."bolte hue Rajshri Pandey ne apna rukh Saurabh ki taraf kiya....
"tamam sabuton aur gawaho ko maddenazar rakhte hue ye adalat is nateeje par pahuchi hai ki Rajshri ke sath jyada ladko ka samarthan hone karan Vibha ko randi aur Rajshri aur Arun ko ye adalat vijeta ghosit karti hai...jo launde is debate me haar gaye hai unhe ye adalat abhi turant yaha se khisakne ka huqum deti hai."
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"Vibha randi nahi hai be,tum log na kisi ke baare me bhi kuchh bhi bolte rahte ho..."sabke jane ke baad maine Arun se kaha..
"tu jab se ghar hokar aaya hai,tab se main observe kar raha hoon ki tera rang badalta ja raha hai.."
"abey Arun ,ab yadi tu apni girlfriend ko patakar thokega to kya tujhe sab randwa kahenge...to phhir tum log Vibha ko randi kyun bol rahe ho,usne to sirf Varun ka hee liya hai...isme wo randi kaha se ho gayi..."
Mere muh se ye sab sunkar Saurabh aur Arun buri tarah chauk gaye ,unhe yakin hee nahi ho raha tha ki mere jaisa launda Vibha ko respect de raha hai....
"wo sab to thik hai...lekin kya tu mujhe ye batayega ki tu aaj uski side kyun le raha hai..."
Arun ke is sawal ne mujhe sochane ke liye mazboor kar diya ,main Vibha ki side kyun le raha hoon...kyunki mere plan no. #1 ke mutabiq mujhe sirf class me teachers ko respect dena tha...phhir Vibha ka mamla aate hee main itna uttejit kaise ho gaya ?
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[The Immortal]

Update-144
Arun ke us sawal ne mujhe sochane ke liye mazboor kar diya ki main Vibha ki side kyun le raha hoon...kyunki mere plan no. #1 ke mutabiq mujhe sirf class me teachers ko respect dena tha...phhir Vibha ka mamla aate hee main itna uttejit kaise ho gaya ?
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"tum dono chup rahoge be, main abhi padhayi kar raha hoon..."
Raat ko 7 baje jab padhne likhne ka mood hua to main book kholkar baith gaya aur abhi 7 se 8 baj chuke the...lekin abhi tak ek ghante me main sirf ek paragraph padh paya tha,jiska karan ye tha ki Arun aur Saurabh college ki apni behudi baate kar rahe the...Shuru me Arun use batane laga ki aaj lab me kya hua aur jab wo chup hua to Saurabh shuru ho gaya....un dono ki jab lab ki baate khatm hui to aaj khane me kya milega ispar dono bahas karne lage.....
"lawdo, bhago yaha se.."gusse se kitab band karte hue main uth khada hua...
"abey Arman, tu bhi kya abhi se kitab kholkar padhne baith gaya ,asli engineers to raat ko 12 baje ke baad padhayi karte hai aur waise bhi padhne likhne se kiska bhala hua hai...." thande lahje me Saurabh ne kaha ,jiska Arun ne bhi samarthan dete hue kaha"tu beta, kisi tantrik ke paas jakar jhad-phhook kara...tujhe pakka kisi kitabi keede ki nazar lag gayi hai...isiliye tu aajkal sarifo wali harkate karne laga hai..."
"soch le Arun...kyunki yadi aaj maine nahi padha to kal ki lab me tujhe kaun answer batayega aur kuchh ladke to ye bhi bol rahe the ki kal shayad HOD sir bhi mauzood honge waha lab me..."
"sach... "
"tujhe to pata hee hai ki main kabhi jhooth nahi bolta "
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Arun apna sar khujate hue kuchh der tak kisi soch me dooba raha aur phhir wo bhi file pakad kar likhne baith gaya bole to ab main aur Arun ekdum shant the.
"maro salo...abhi to masti ke din hai...jab ye din nikal jayenge tab rote rahoge ki kash...kash wo ek din phhir se aa jaye,jab dobara se wahi third class ki life jeene ka maza liya ja sake..."tej tarrar tever me hum dono ko bolte hue Saurabh waha se bahar nikal gaya aur main aur Arun ek dusare ka muh takne lage....
"bhad me jaye..."bolte hue maine wapas se FM ki book kholi aur dusare paragraph se reading shuru ki....
"gand maraye ..."bolte hue Arun bhi file complete karne me busy ho gaya....
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main janta tha ki yadi Saurabh aur Arun me se kisi ek ko apni taraf karna ho to sabse pahle Arun par jaal fekna chahiye kyunki Arun thoda bhola kisam ka tha aur yadi use kisi chiz ke liye dara diya jaye to wo thoda-thoda darne bhi lagta tha...jaisa ki maine abhi kuchh der pahle hod ka dar uske dil me bitha diya,jiski vajah se wo is samay file complete kar raha tha. Actually mujhe pahle se hee maloom tha ki Saurabh aur Arun ,meri study me kaante ki tarah chubhenge isliye maine pahle se hee tay kar rakha tha ki Arun ko kisi tarah se manakar apne side me karna hai aur isiliye maine aaj FM ki lab me Arun ko apni copy thama diya tha...jisase wo baad me mera sath de. FM ki lab ke baad Arun ko thoda-thoda yakin ho chala tha ki class me ya phhir lab me ,usase jab bhi koyi sawal puchha jayega to main use us sawal ka jawab dekar uski insult hone se bacha lunga...lekin un sawalo ke jawab dene ke liye mujhe pelam-pel padhayi karni thi...jo ki main is waqt man lagakar kar raha tha.....
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"abey ye lawdi padha rahi hai ya rape kar rahi hai...sala 12 ghante full neend lekar aaya hoon,lekin isko dekhkar aisa feel ho raha hai ki yahi par so jaun...fala itni neend to mujhe tab bhi nahi aayi hogi jab bachpan me meri maa mujhe loriya sunakar sulati thi...."Vibha mam ki class me kahar dhate hue Arun ne kaha aur apna kahar jari rakhte hue wo bola"Arman ,ek kaam karte hai...main na iski aawaz ko record kar leta hoon aur raat ko jab neend nahi aayegi to headphone fansakar iska lecture sunenge...main gurantee deta hoon iski aawaz sunne ke baad solid neend aayegi..."
"chup kar gandu,wo tujhe hee dekh rahi hai..."
"isko mera lund chahiye isiliye sara period bhar mujhe line deti rahti hai ,kutiya,sali..."
"aisa mat bol be,thoda sa to respect de...teacher hai wo apun ki..."
"are lund mera...isase achchha to main padha lunga aur BC ye recess kyun nahi ho raha aaj"
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Arun ki khunnas dekhkar main samajh gaya ki use is samay samjhana bekar hai isliye main Arun se thoda khisak kar baith gaya,taki Vibha mam jab humari taraf nazar mare to use ye na lage ki Arun ke sath main bhi baat kar raha hoon....
"Arman tune Varun ke baare me suna kya..."jamhayi marte hue Arun meri taraf khiska"uspar NFT lag gaya hai ,NFT bole to..."
"Not for technical...i know, tune hee kal bataya tha...ab jaha se khiska hai wapas wahi pahuch ja..."Arun se thodi doori aur banate hue maine kaha....
Class khatm hone me ya phhir kahe ki recess hone me jab thoda samay baki tha to Vibha mam ne Arun ko khada kiya aur last question ka answer puchha....
"56.68 KN..."dheere se maine kaha aur phhir Arun ne yahi answer jor se kaha....jiske baad sare students ka muh fata ka fata rah gaya...khud Vibha mam kuchh der ke liye shocked ho gayi thi.....
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Aakhirkar wo waqt aa hee gaya,jab recess ki ghanti baji aur mere khas dost Arun ke jaan me jaan aayi...
"achchha hua,jo class chhut gayi,meri to bhookh ke mare gand hee fat gayi hai...chal kuchh charkar aate hai hostel se."
"bhookh to apun ko bhi lagi hai..chal"
Abhi hum dono hostel jane ke liye class se nikle hee the ki students ki bhari bheed dekhkar hum dono ruk gaye...us bheed me bahut se students ne kisi ko gher rakha tha aur apna name, apni branch ke sath chilla-chilla kar bata rahe the....
"tu ruk,main dekh kar aata hoon..."bolte hue Arun kuchh der ke liye us bheed me shamil ho gaya...
Arun jab wapas lauta to uska chehra ekdum khushi ke mare aise khila hua tha jaise ki college ki kisi ladki ne use apni chudai karne ka offer de diya ho
"kya hua be,itna kahe khush hai..."
"Launde log picnic plan bana rahe hai..."
"sale gays kahi ke..."
"abey laundiya bhi jayengi us picnic me...soch sala kitna maza aayega. Tu dekhna Arman 10-12 maal to main yun chutki bajakar pata lunga...."
"kya kaha tune ,ladkiya bhi jayengi "
"yes tu bole to abhich apna,tera,Saurabh aur Sulabh ka name entry karwa du kya..."
"haan...ja jaldi jake entry karwa..."Arun ko dhakka dete hue maine kaha...lekin phhir achanak mujhe mere third plan ki yaad aayi .
"Plan No. #3-Stay Away from Girls...."
jiska saaf matlab tha ki mujhe picnic me nahi jana chahiye
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[The Immortal]

Update-145
"Plan No. #3-Stay Away from Girls...."
jiska saaf matlab tha ki mujhe picnic me nahi jana chahiye
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Jinke ghar toofan me tabah ho jate hai aur jab wo dobara apna ghar basate hai to mere khayal se unke dil aur dimag me us toofan ka dar baitha rahta hai ki kahi ek baar phhir se koyi toofan aakar unke ghar ko barbaad na kar de...ye dar unke jehan me zindagi bhar ke liye baith jata hai ki kahi phhir se koyi andhi aur toofan na aa jaye...
aur aisa hee kuchh-kuchh is samay mujhe lag raha tha. Main Nisha ke sath ek park me baitha hua tha aur yahi soch raha tha ki 8th Semester ki kahani kismat dobara na dohra de. Dobara apna ghar basane wale ki tarah mere dil me us toofan ka dar tha,jo 8th semester me aaya tha.
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"Arman...tumne abhi tak bataya nahi ki main kaisi lag rahi hoon..."apne ungaliyo se mere hath ko sahlate hue Nisha puchhi
"ekdum dhansu..."bolkar main chup ho gaya...
Mujhe chup dekhkar Nisha ek baar phhir mujhe ajeeb nazaro se dekhne lagi.
"kya hua ? Tum mujhse baat kyun nahi kar rahe aur ye ek-ek line bolkar kho kaha jate ho..."Nisha boli. wo ab bhi mere hath ko sahla rahi thi.
"uncle ji ki tabiyat kaisi hai ab...."Nisha ne jab mera hath sahlate hue apna nakhoon gadaya to main apne khayalat se bahar aaya.
"ye tum lagatar teesari baar puchh rahe ho ki ,dad ki tabiyat kaisi hai...so boring "
"achchha..."Nisha ki taraf apna chehra karte hue maine kaha"yadi aisa hai to phhir kuchh interesting kare..."
"no...no...no"
"yes...yes...yes "
"are wo sab karne ke liye ye sahi jagah nahi hai..."mujhe door dhakelte hue Nisha boli"ek baat puchhu..."
"kya..."
"pahle promise karo ki bura nahi manoge...."
"oye...ye pakau ladkiyo wali harkat mat kar matlab ki jo puchhna hai puchh aur waise bhi bura wo manta hai jiske paas ......."bolte hue main beech me hee ruk gaya
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"wo tumhare mobile me ek video hai,jisme tum ek ladki se ajeeb se language me kuchh kah rahe ho aur phhir wo ladki ,jo tumne kaha hai,use repeat karti hai lekin wo baar-baar galat bolti hai jiske baad tum apna sar pakad lete ho aur phhir ek kagaj me use kya bolna hai ,wo likhkar dete ho...."
"wo...wo kuchh nahi hai,wo to bas aise hee college ki ek friend thi...jise main teen alag-alag language me sorry bol raha tha...."badi asani se bina ek pal hichkichaye maine,Nisha se turant jhooth bol diya...kyunki sach batane par wo aur bhi bahut kuchh puchhati ya phhie kahe ki sab kuchh puchhti....
"Arman...."
"yes..."Nisha ke kandhe par apna hath rakhkar use apne paas late hue maine kaha...
"Arman , mujhe maloom hai ki tum us ladki ko sorry nahi balki i love you bol rahe the...."
itna bolkar Nisha chup ho gayi aur meri taraf masoom si nazaro se dekhne lagi aur main uski masoom si aankho me dekhte hue ek naya bahana dhoondh raha tha aur phhir muskurate hue maine kaha....
"aisa kuchh bhi nahi hai,Actually us din maine apne ek dost se shart lagayi thi ki mujhe us video wali ladki ko i love you bolna hai aur wo ladki mere i love bolne par bilkul bhi naraj na ho....isliye maine teen alag-alag language me use i love bola jiski bhanak us ladki ko nahi lagi aur main shart jeet gaya.."
"oh ! too funny...good trick to say i love you to someone...mujhe bhi tum wo teen lines bolo aur phhir main unhi teen lines ko repeat karungi..."
"kya baat hai bade hee romantic mood me lag rahi hai
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"are tum bolo na..."
Main kuchh der chup rahkar un teen lines ko yaad karne laga aur jab mere dhyan me wo teeno lines aa gayi to maine kaha jiske baad Nisha ne unhi teen lines ko repeat kiya...aakhiri line bolte hue Nisha itni jyada khush ho gaye ki usne mujhe gale laga liya aur main....mera kya ,main to hamesha hee in sab kamo ke liye taiyar rahta hoon
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Nisha ko kaskar pakde hue mera dimag ek baar phhir ghuma aur main phhir se kuchh sochane laga bina iski parvah kiye ki Nisha mujhse kuchh kah rahi hai...aur pahle ki tarah is baar bhi main hosh me tab aaya jab Nisha ne apna nakhoon mere peeth par gadaya....
"tum us video wali ladki se pyar karte the na..."mujhse door hote hue Nisha ne meri aankho me dekha....
pahle ki tarah wo ab bhi ekdum masoom si lag rahi thi aur pahle ki tarah main phhir se uski aankho me aankhe gadaye koyi bahana dhoondh raha tha....
"it's okay, mujhe koyi problem nahi...waise us ladki ka name kya tha..."
"Esha..."bina ek pal gawaye maine kaha..
"wo tumhare layak nahi lagti ,bilkul bhi nahi....uski shakal dekh kar koyi bhi bata sakta hai ki wo ek jiddi aur ghamandi ladki hai,achchha hee hua jo wo ab tumhare sath nahi hai..."
Nisha ka Esha ke bare me aisa kahne par main samajh gaya ki wo Esha se jal rahi hai aur isiliye usne kuchh der pahle teen alag-alag language me mujhse thik usi tarah 'i love you' kahalwaya...jaisa ki ek jamane me maine Esha se kaha tha...Nisha ki is jalne wali harkat par main dil hee dil me muskuraya aur bola...
"Nisha ek baat bata, tujhe maloom kaise chala ki maine Esha ko sorry nahi balki 'i love you' kaha tha..."
"google me search kiya aur result samne aa gaya...bahut intelligent hoon na main..."
"hmm..."kahte hue maine Nisha ko pakda aur park me jaise dusare couple kar rahe the ,waisa hee maine bhi kiya aur Nisha ke hontho ko apne hontho me le liya....
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kabhi-kabhi zindagi me kisi ek ke liye ahmiyat itni jyada ho jati hai ki duniya bhar ke sare niyam,kayde-kanoon ek taraf aur wo ek taraf....wo insan wahi karta hai jo uska dil kahta hai...is samay main Nisha ko kiss kar raha tha ,lekin mera dimag ek baar phhir se ateet me ja pahucha.jaha maine shuru-shuru me apne plan ke according chalte hue picnic par jane se mana kar diya tha,lekin jaise hee mujhe pata chala ki Esha us picnic me ja rahi hai to mere hee dwara banaye gaye mere hee sare kayde-kanoon mujhe galat lagne lage aur maine picnic me jane ke liye hami bhar di.....
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[The Immortal]

Update-146
lekin jaise hee mujhe pata chala ki Esha us picnic me ja rahi hai to mere hee dwara banaye gaye mere hee sare kayde-kanoon mujhe galat lagne lage aur maine picnic me jane ke liye hami bhar di.....
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Pata nahi main picnic par jane ke liye kaise maan gaya,jabki mujhe maloom tha ki mere aisa karne par mere teeno plan ,jinka palan karna mere liye us waqt behad jaroori tha,wo bekar ho jayenge...lekin phhir bhi main gaya aur apne hontho me muskan aur dil me naye-naye Arman lekar gaya....
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"aaj tum thoda ajeeb bartaav kar rahe ho..."mere kaan ke paas Nisha ne dheere se kaha"koyi problem hai kya..."
Nisha ki aawaz sunkar main jaise apni beeti duniya se wapas aaya
"nahi...koyi problem nahi hai,everything is okay..."
"tumhe dekhkar to aisa nahi lagta..."
"dimag ka ilaaj karwa,aaj tu kuchh jyada hee soch rahi hai aur ab chal raat hone wali hai...kahi aisa na ho ki uncle ji hum dono ko raas leela karte hue dekh le aur meri khatiya khadi kar de..."
"dad hume nahi dekh payenge..."ekdum se bahut jyada khush hote hue wo boli"unki tabiyat ab bhi thodi down hai..."
"kamal hai yar, tu apne hee dad ki tabiyat kharab hone par khush ho rahi hai..."
ye baat maine Nisha ko kuchh aise kaha jaise ki main use dhikkar raha hoon, jaise ki usne bahut hee bada gunah kar diya ho...aur mere aise action par uska reaction kuchh yun tha....
sabse pahle uski aankhe tight hui,gaal gusse ke karan laal ho gaye aur mathe par salwate pad gayi...
"mere kahne ka matlab wo nahi tha...jo matlab tumne nikala..tum aisa kaise kah sakte ho.."
"dekh ab jo bol diya ,so bol diya...tu accept kar le ki tu sasurji ki tabiyat kharab hone se bahut jyada khush hai..."Nisha ko aur jalane ke liye maine kaha aur khada hua...
"Arman,main bol rahi hoon na ki mera waisa matlab nahi tha...main to sirf tumhe ye batana chah rahi thi ki dad hum dono ko nahi dekh sakte..."bolte hue Nisha bhi taav me khadi ho gayi
"are maan le na apni galti,main thode hee tere baap ko batane jaunga..."
"kya...tumne mere dad ko baap kaha..tum aisa kaise kah sakte ho, he is my father..."
"maine aisa kab kaha...tere kaan baj rahe hai...doctor ke paas jakar apne dimag ke sath-sath apne kaan ka bhi check up karwa lena...."
"i hate you..."dusari taraf ghoom kar wo boli...
"kha maa kasam ki you hate me... "
"main aaj ke baad tumse kabhi baat nahi karungi..."
"aisa kya...phhir ,wapas kar mera mobile...khamkha mera dus hazar ke mobile ko bore karegi..."Nisha ki taraf hath badhate hue maine kaha...
"lo...i hate you..."mere hath me mera mobile dekar Nisha waha se jane lagi....
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shuru me laga ki apna mobile seedhe jeb me daalkar yaha se chalta banu,lekin phhir jaise dil hee nahi mana ki Nisha bina mobile ke rahe...
ghamand aur aham to mujhme koot-koot kar bhara tha,lekin us ek pal me na jaane mujhe kya hua ki main Park se bahar jate hue Nisha ki taraf lapka aur uske thik samne ja khada hua...ladkiyo ki baat-baat par rooth jane ki yahi ada to sali dil cheer deti hai
"kidhar ja reli hai ,item...chalti kya kone me ..."
"hato mere samne se..."dusari taraf dekhte hue Nisha ne kaha...uska gussa ab bhi uski naak par full josh ke sath sawar tha...
"mazak kar raha tha yar,tu bhi na har chhoti se chhoti baat ko dil pe le leti hai..."uski hath me mobile rakhte hue maine sorry kaha...
"it's okay..."halke gusse ke sath wo boli....
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Jis park me main aur Nisha kuchh der pahle baithkar baate kar rahe the,wo park humari colony ke andar hee bana hua tha. Varun ke kisi kaam par jane ke baad maine Nisha ko call kiya to pata chala ki wo ekdum free hai matlab ki uske dad ki tabiyat kharab hone ki vajah se wo bistar par pade hai,isliye wo apni maa se koyi na koyi bahana maarkar mujhse milne aa sakti hai...jiske baad hum dono aadhe ghante ke andar hee park me pahuch gaye the.
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"Varun abhi tak nahi aaya..."room ke andar aate hee Maine Arun se puchha, jo ki Varun ke laptop me koyi movie dekh raha tha....
"pata nahi..."
"tu jakar khana bana..."kahte hue maine uski aankho ke samne se laptop ko hataya aur bola"sale,kuchh kaam-dham nahi hai kya...jo itne din beet jane ke bawjood yahi pada hai..."
"do-teen din aur ruk ja lawde,phhir main khud yaha se chala jaunga..."
"jaldi se ja be,faltu me humara kharcha badha raha hai.."
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Kharcha shabd sunte hee Arun ek jhatke me utha aur seedhe mere upar kood pada,lekin tabhi humare reporter sahab ne entry mari....
"Arman...ek ladka tera address puchh raha tha..."
"mera address..."Arun ko door fekte hue maine Varun ki taraf apna rukh kiya"kaun tha wo ? "
"pata nahi...colony ke bahar ek ne meri car rukwayi aur puchha ki Arman kaha rahta hai..."
"aur phhir..."
"phhir kya,maine use ulta seedha address bata diya kyunki mujhe laga ki isase teri privacy ko khatra hai..."
"abey ullu...is puri colony me main kya akela hee Arman hoon...ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki wo kisi dusare Arman ke bare me puchh raha ho..."
"pata nahi...baki tu samajh...mujhe jo karna tha,wo maine kar diya"sofe par girte hue Varun ne mujhse kaha"Arman phhir Picnic me kya hua ,mera matlab ki waha koyi dhamal kiya ya aise hee lund pakad kar wapas aa gaye...."
"picnic..."muskurate hue maine kaha"Picnic ka name to bas college staff ke logo aur students ke parents ko dikhane ke liye diya gaya tha..asliyat to kuchh aur thi"
"kya college ke teachers bhi sath the..."
"abey school samajh rakha hai kya,jo teachers sath rahenge..."
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[The Immortal]

Chapter-38:Pride in the way of Affection
Update-147
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Jo din picnic ke liye tay hua tha, wo din aate-aate tak college ke laundo ka plan picnic se badal kar 2-3 din ke camp ki shakal le chuka tha jisase bahut se student ne apna name wapas le liya. Kyunki Jo students hostel me rahte the unhe to koyi problem nahi thi,lekin jo students local the ,unme se adhiktar ke maa-baap or caretaker ne unhe 2-3 din ghar se bahar rahne ki anumati nahi di aur is par humare college ke Principal ne final year ke students par ban lagakar char-chand laga diye...jiska nateeja ye hua ki jaha pahle 4 bus book karne ka plan tha waha camp ke liye ravana hone wale din tak aate-aate bus ki sankhya char se kam hokar sirf do rah gayi....itna sab kuchh hone ke bawjood mujhe koyi fark nahi pada,kyunki mere sath mere sare dost ja rahe the. Jis din hume camp ke liye ravana hona tha, uske ek din pahle humare Principal ne ek aur dhamaka kiya,jiski khabar mere khas dosto me shumar Sulabh ne di....Sulabh pichhale do din se apne room na jakar humare hostel me hee pada tha,jiski vajah se kayi baar meri aur Arun ki warden se bahas bhi ho chuki thi.Sulabh ne ek raat pahle bataya ki Principal ne humare sath Girls aur boys hostel ke wardens ko jane ke liye kaha hai....
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"is BC ,principal ne sare intention par moot diya...ab ye chodu warden humare sath camp par jakar kya karenge....."cigarette ke packet se aakhiri cigarette nikal kar Arun ne packet jor se room ke bahar fekte hue kaha.
"karenge kya sale....bas din bhar hume instruction dete rahenge ki ,ye mat karo,wo mat karo...."apne bag me apna saman bharte hue Saurabh bola"mera vash chale to salo ka wahi murder kar du.."
"mujhe to iski fikra ho rahi hai ki ye wardens ,hume daru nahi peene denge "udas sa chehra banate hue maine bhi apna bag almirah ke upar se nikala aur packing karne laga....
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"ek aur buri khabar hai ya phhir kahe to sabse buri khabar hai..."Sulabh ne phhir kaha,jiske baad hum teeno wo dusari buri khabar sunne ke liye uska muh takne lage.
"bose dk,dusari buri khabar batayega ya phhir court ka notice bheju tab bakega..."jab kuchh der tak Sulabh bina kuchh bole hum teeno ko hee dekhte raha to main chillaya...
"Principal ne instruction diya hai ki ladke aur ladkiya alag-alag bus me baithenge...."
"dayi chod dunga us takle ki...."Arun gusse se tantanate hue bhadak utha...
dil to mera bhi kiya ki apne college ke principal ko dil kholkar galiya du ,lekin jab main ye subh kaam karne ke liye muh khol hee raha tha ki mera dimag mujhpar chillaya"Respect your teachers..."
"abey nahi Arun ,aisa nahi bolte...Principal hai apna wo taklu..aur bhool mat ki Gautam wale case ko dabane me usne hum logo ki kitni help ki thi....."na chahte hue bhi maine apne Principal ko ijjat dete hue kaha....
meri baat me dam tha jiska ahsaas mujhe tab hua ,jab mere teeno dost meri baat sunkar chup ho gaye aur apne saman ki packing karne me lag gaye....
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"Arman ,tera bag khali hai kya..."
main aawaz ki taraf palta to dekha ki Arun apne hath me ek jeans ko modkar khada tha.
"kyun kya hua..."
"le mera ye jeans apne bag me dal le..."
Mujhe apna jeans dene ke baad ,Arun ,Saurabh ke paas gaya aur usase bhi wahi sawal puchha,jo kuchh der pahle usne mujhse puchha tha....jab sawal same tha to answer bhi same hee hoga aur aisa hee hua .
"beta mere bag me jagah to itni khali hai ki ,tujhe bhi bhar dunga...kaam bol"
"le mera ek jeans aur do shirt rakh le...wo kya hai ki mera bag thoda sa fata hua hai aur main nahi chahta ki meri bejjati ho jaye..."apni bakwas jari rakhte hue Arun bola"tu khud soch be, tujhe us samay achchha lagega kya...jab college ki ladkiya mujhe dekh kar ye kahengi ki....awwww, college ke sabse dashing,smart ladke ka bag fata hua hai.awww...awwww...."
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"sab saman bhar liya ab chalo 2-3 worldcup lekar aate hai...."packing karne ke baad angdayi lete hue maine ek lambi jamhayi mari...
"itni jaldi kya hai be...aaram se chalenge..worldcup lene"
" sab kaam bhale hee chhut jaye,lekin ye kaam nahi chhutna chahiye...chal jaldi "
"worldcup "apna dimag par jor dalte hue Sulabh ne pahle meri taraf dekha aur phhir jab use samajh aa gaya ki main kis world cup ki baat kar raha hoon to wo bola"abey ,daru piyoge to pela jaoge...Principal suspend kar dega..."
"i love daru more than my engineering ab apna muh band kar"
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Dusare din jab hum log hostel se apna-apna bag latkaye bahar nikle to Rajshri Pandey hume hostel ke bahar hee mil gaya...Rajshri ko hostel ke bahar dekhte hee main samajh gaya ki wo yaha is waqt kyun aaya hai....
"Arman bhai,Saurabh bhai,Arun bhai ,Sulabh bhai...apun ko aap logo ke sath rahna hai..."usne kaha aur cigarette ka ek packet rishwat ke taur par mere taraf badha di...
Cigarette ki ek full packet dekhte hee mera dil kiya ki abhi apna bag neeche feku aur sare ke sare cigarette pee loon ,kyunki pichhale ek do dino se maine cigarette ko chhua tak nahi tha...cigarette ka packet lene ke liye maine apna hath aage badhaya hee tha ki mera 1400 gm ka brain mujhpar chillaya"Quit Smoking as early as possible..." aur phhir maine Rajshri Pandey ke hath se cigarette ka packet lekar Arun ko saunp diya.....
"ye kya Arman bhai,aap mujhse naraz ho kya..."meri is harkat par chaukte hue Rajshri Pandey ne puchha...
jawab me main aage badha aur uske kandhe par ek hath rakhkar apna bag use pakdaya aur bola"nahi re pagle...tujhse kaisi narajagi ,tu to bhai hai apna...wo to aajkal mere hee din kharab chal rahe hai...."
college ke thik samne do bus khadi thi, usme se ek bus ke andar main aur meri chhoti si mandali ghusi...humne pahle se hee decide kar rakha tha ki hum log kis seat number par baithenge.lekin jab bus ke andar pahuche to humari seat par wo kallu kanghi chor ek hath me chana liye baitha hua tha...
"oye chal sarak idhar se..."usko dekhkar Maine kaha aur wo kallu apna muh chalate hue khidki ki taraf khisak gaya...
"sale kanghi chor, tujhe maine khidki ki taraf sarakne ke liye nahi kaha...maine tujhe kaha ki seat puri khali kar..."
"to phhir main kaha baithu..."chane ke ek aur fake muh me dalkar chabate hue wo bola...
"sale mujhe dekhkar,tujhe dar nahi lagta kya...bola na uth yaha se..."
"tu koyi bhoot hai kya, jo tujhse daru..."
"teri maa ki..."bolte hue maine kallu ko pakda aur khichkar seedhe bahar feka"kanghi chor,sala...mujhe juban ladata hai..."
Us kallu kanghi chor ko bahar fekne ke baad main khidki ki taraf baitha aur kaan me headphone fansa kar apni aankhe band kar li...
main bahut koshish kar raha tha ki mujhe cigarette ka khayal na aaye ,lekin jab se maine apni aankhe band ki thi...tab se mujhe sirf aur sirf cigarette ka wo packet nazar aata...jo aaj mujhe Rajshri Pandey ne diya tha aur maine Arun ko....
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"Arman bhaiya,thoda side hatna to..."mujhe side karke Rajshri Pandey ne apna sar khidki se bahar nikala aur Gutkhe ki peek bahar thook kar ek do laundo ko galiya baki aur wapas apni jagah par dhang se baith gaya.....
"lawde yadi ek aur baar tune mujhe side hone ke liye kaha to bahut pelunga...."
"sorry ,Arman bhai..."bolte hue Rajshri Pandey ne abki baar Rajshri andar hee nigal liya....
Aankhe band karke phhir se maine koshish ki...ki Cigarette ka khayal mujhe na aaye lekin cigarette peene ki talab betate samay ke sath lagatar badhti hee ja rahi thi aur jab mujhse control nahi hua to maine bahar jakar chup-chap cigarette peene ki sochi....
"kidhar ja raha hai be..."
Arun ke is sawal par maine apni fifth finger(pinky) utha di aur bus se bahar aakar seedhe hostel ki taraf bhaga....hostel me maine do cigarette sulgayi aur jab man ko thandak pahuchi to hostel se thanda pani peekar wapas college ki taraf badha lekin main bus ke karib pahuchta usase pahle hee mere samne black colour ki ek land rover car ruki.
"ek din sala mere paas bhi aisich car hogi..."us chamchamati hui car ko dekhkar maine man me kaha....
Us black colour ki car ko dekhkar mujhe ye andaza to ho gaya tha ki uske andar baitha hua shaks crorepati hai...lekin mujhe jordar jhatka tab laga,jab us car ke andar se Esha ek aadmi ke sath nikli....
"oh teri...Sasur ji "
Esha ke sath jo aadmi tha uski umra mere hisab se 45-50 ke beech rahi hogi,isliye maine andaza laga mara ki ho na ho ye rahis banda Esha ke pappa ji hai bole to apun ke sasur ji
Esha apne dad ke sath seedhe college ke andar gayi to maine bhi unka peechha kiya aur un dono ko principal ke office me jata dekh samajh gaya ki andar kya baate ho rahi hogi...mere khayal se Esha ka baap andar Principal se Esha ke baare me baat kar raha hoga ki uski najuk si laundiya...oh sorry mera matlab hai ki uski najuk si beti ko is camp me kuchh nahi hona chahiye...wagerah-wagerah.
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Esha apne dad ke sath 10-15 minute tak Principal ke office me rahi aur jab wo dono Principal office se nikle to main bhi udhar se kat liya aur unki car se thodi door jakar khada ho gaya....
"ok daddy, ab aap jayiye.."Sasur ji ke gale lagkar Esha boli...
"thik hai beta, ab tum bhi apne friends ke sath jao aur apna khayal rakhna..."
Dono baap-beti ka hugging-hugging ka khel khatm hone ke baad ,Esha ke pappa ji waha se chalte bane...lekin main ab bhi wahi khada tha...Esha ke baap ke jane ke baad ek aur mahangi car same to same place par aakar ruki,jisme se Divya aur uska baap nikla....ek baar phhir se wahi same to same drama hua,jo kuchh der pahle hua tha bole to Divya apne baap ke sath Principal ke paas gayi aur phhir sabke samne usne aur uske baap ne ek-dusare ko hug kiya....
"sale kitne boring log hai "
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main pata nahi waha kyun khada tha,jabki waha tej dhoop thi aur paseene se mere kapde bheeg rahe the...lekin main tha ki wahi khada tha,bas khada tha....pata nahi ye Esha ka jadu tha ya phhir mere dil ki bebasi jo mujhe kuchh sujh hee nahi raha tha. aur ek pal ko mujhe na jaane kaise pata chal gaya ki Esha ab meri taraf palti maregi lekin wo meri taraf mudti usase pahle hee main left side me 90 degree par ghoom gaya aur apna mobile nikal kar kisi se baat karne ka jhootha natak karne laga.
Goggles pahanne ke kayi fayde hai lekin sabse bada fayda ye hai ki aap goggles pahankar kisi bhi ladki ki taraf apna chehra kiye bina tirachhi nazar se use dekh sakte hai aur us ladki ko pata bhi nahi chalta. Us waqt meri aankho me ek kala dhansu chashma tha aur main apni aankhe tirachhi kiye hue Esha ko dekh raha tha....
Esha shant hokar bahut der tak mujhe dekhti rahi aur phhir Divya ke sath bus ke andar chali gayi...Esha dusare bus me baithi thi aur uske waha se jane ke baad main bhi apne bus ki taraf badha ye sochte hue ki"ek samay kaise main use bahut pareshan karta tha aur har baar wo pahle gussa hoti aur phhir ek mast smile pass karti thi...lekin wo sab kuchh jaise ki mera usko har din pareshan karna...uska mujhpar gussa hona aur phhir mujhe dekhkar uski pyari si muskan...ab ye sab beete jamane ki baat ho chuki thi. Hum dono aksar jab bhi ek-dusare ke aamne-samne aate to aise behave karte jaise hum dono ek-dusaro ko jante tak nahi aur aaj bhi aisa hee hua tha.
wo to mujhse baat karne se rahi aur idhar mere ghamand ne mujhe koyi pahal karne se rok rakha tha,main yahi chahta tha ki shuruat wo kare...jo mujhe is janam me mushkil hee lag raha tha.
Yahi sab sochate hue main bus ke andar gaya aur apne dosto ko aawaz di...
"sab chalo be,dusare wale bus me baithenge..."
"lekin wo to ladkiyo ki bus hai...Principal ka order bhool gaya kya..."
"us takle ki maa ki aankh, tum sab chalo mere sath..."maine kaha aur isi ke sath mera pahla rule"Respect your teachers(X)" ki maa-bahan hui
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[The Immortal]

Update-148
"us takle ki maa ki aankh, tum sab chalo mere sath..."maine kaha aur isi ke sath mere pahla rule"Respect your teachers(X)" ki maa-bahan hui
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Maine kabhi sapne me bhi ya phhir kahe ki Group discussion ki boring class me bhi nahi socha tha ki jin plans ko banane ke liye maine apna sar khapaya tha ,un plans ko ek din main hee arthi par letaunga...wo bhi ek sath.
mere ab tak ke teeno plans ,jo ki mujhe ek achchha student aur exam me mere achchhe marks la sakte hai,unhe main pichhale aadhe ghante ke andar tod chuka tha.
Hostel jakar maine do cigarette piye isase mera 'plan no. 2-Quit Smoking' turant arthi par let gaya . Kuchh der pahle maine Principal ko gali baki jisase mere 'Plan no. 1 -Respect your teachers' ki dhajjiya udi aur ab ladkiyo wali bus me jakar main apne Plan no.3'Stay away from Girls' ko todne ja raha tha. Mera aisa behaviour kisi bhi lihaj se sahi nahi tha siway iske ki main khud apne plan tod raha tha na ki koyi dusara.....
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"Principal chodega hum sabko ,yadi use pata chal gaya ki hum log uske order ko follow nahi maan rahe hai to..."
"tension mat le baby.Principal bhi ek jamane me jawan launda raha hoga isliye wo humari bhavnao ko samajh jayega aur waise bhi use kaun batane ja raha hai ki ladkiyo wale bus me mujh jaisa ek handsome ladka tha...."Arun ki bakwas ko beech me hee rok kar maine kaha"us bus me Divya bhi hai ,soch le..."
"are gand maraye Divya,.us sali ke chakkar me itna bada kand ho gaya aur tu chahta hai ki main uske baare me sochu...kabhi nahi,bilkul nahi. "
"baat to teri sahi hai aur jab tujhe usase koyi moh-maya nahi hai to phhir tujhe us waqt bilkul bhi bura nahi lagega,jab main use gali bakunga..."
"bura wo manta hai jiske paas bur hota hai aur mere paas lund hai..."
"ok..to main ye kahna chahta hoon ki wo sali Divya ,ek no. 1 ki bakchod hai...hospital se wapas aane ke baad shuru-shuru me socha ki use bhi Deepika aur Naushad ki tarah lapete me le lu...lekin phhir ek laundiya hai,sochkar jane diya aur laundo ko dekhkar jaise wo apna muh fadti hai na ,usase to mujhe yahi lagta hai ki pakka usne aaj tak kam se kam 10 lund to jaroor liya hoga,ek tu hee chodu tha jo kiss ke chakkar me pakda gaya.jab pakdana hee tha to Divya ko chodte waqt pakdata...mujhe to ye bhi lagta hai ki wo tere jariye mujhpar dore daal rahi thi kyunki main tujhse jyada smart aur handsome hoon..."
"abey tu Divya ki burayi kar raha hai ya meri..."
"Divya ki...tu to bhai hai mera
,waise to main tujhe indirectly chodu kahna chahta tha,lekin dekh maine kaha kya...nahi kaha na. Waise to main indirectly tujhe badsurat bhi kahna chahta tha ,lekin dekh maine aisa kuchh bhi kaha kya...nahi kaha na. Are pagle tu bhai hai mera "
"hao beta, indirectly bol-bol kar directly mujhe chodu aur badsurat bol raha hai...lawde ke baal... "
"chal aaja ,ab ladkiyo wale bus me chalte hai..."
Bus se apni chhoti si mandali ke sath utar kar main dusare wali bus ki taraf chal pada.
"abey, us bas me Esha ke sath pakka Gautam hoga....kahi kuchh lafda na ho jaye..."ladkiyo wali bus ki taraf mere kadam se kadam milakar chalte hue Arun ne kaha...
"abey bakchod, bhool gaya kya...Principal ne final year walo ko camp par jane ke liye mana kar rakha hai..."
"Principal ke kahne se kya hota hai.kyunki yadi Gautam Esha ke sath jana chahe to wo apne baap ki power ka use karke badi aasani se ja sakta hai aur jaha tak mera manna hai uske hisab se Gautam apne baap ki pahuch ka istemaal karke ,Esha ke sath jaroor is Picnic cum Camp me jayega..."
"chal isi baat par lagata hai kya hazar-hazar ki shart..."maine kaha...
bet ka amount maine hazar rupaye isliye rakha kyunki mujhe maloom tha ki ye shart main hee jeetne wala hoon kyunki mujhe pahle se hee is shart ka nateeja maloom tha.
"hazar rupaye kya tere pappa mujhe denge...shart lagani hai to 100-100 ki laga,warna girls hostel ki warden ke gand me ja..."
"chal thik hai...100
done."maine apna hath Arun ki taraf badhaya
"meri taraf se bhi done..."mere hath me apna hath dete hue Arun ne kaha...
aur jab shart ko dono taraf se hari jhandi mil gayi to maine aur Arun ne 100-100 nikal kar Saurabh ke hath me de diye kyunki hum dono hee jante the ki yadi shart ke paise humare paas rahe to jeetane wale ko inam ke taur par siway babaji ke ghanta ke aalawa aur kuchh nahi milega...
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Jis bus me humare college ki ladkiya baithi thi ,uske andar ghuskar maine Arun ko dikhaya ki Esha kaise Divya ke sath baithi hai aur isi ke sath main Arun se 100 jeet gaya
Humari mandali ke us bus me aane se sabhi ladkiyo ka muh 3 inch fat gaya.sabhi item hairan thi,pareshan thi ki main aur mere dost kaise unke bus me aa tapke...shuru ki lagbhag aadhi seat ladkiyo se bhar chuki thi lekin peechhe taraf ki seat ab bhi khali thi,isliye bina kisi ladki ki taraf dekhe hum log seedhe peechhe ki taraf badh gaye....
"Arman bhai, wo aapka warden peeche girls hostel ki warden ke sath baitha hai...main kya bolta hoon ,apan sab abhich is bus se khisak lete hai warna bhari bejjati karenge wo dono..."peechhe ki taraf badhte hue Rajshri Pandey ne mere kaan me kanaphhusi ki ,jiske baad meri nazar peechhe ki seat par baithe humare wardens par gayi...
"tum log baitho ,main use chodu banakar aata hoon..."dheere se bolte hue main undono ki taraf gaya....
Mujhe bus me dekhkar undono ka bhi pahle wahi haal hua, jo ki kuchh der pahle ladkiya ka hua tha..bole to un dono ka bhi muh 3 inch khul gaya tha...mujhe apne samne dekhte hee jaha Girls hostel ki warden kisi soch me doob gayi wahi humare hostel ke warden ki aankh me jwalamukhi tair raha tha,jo kabhi bhi fat sakta tha.....
"Sir.."apne hostel ke warden ki taraf mukhatib hote hue main bola"wo humare bus ki sabhi seat full ho gayi hai...isliye hum log is bus me aa gaye ,lekin yadi aap kahe to humlog abhi is bus se utar jayenge aur pahli wali bus me khade-khade hee chale jayenge "
"koyi baat nahi beta, tum log koyi bahari awara ladke thode hee ho...tum log aaram se baitho...bas iska khayal rakhna ki yaha ladkiya bhi baithi hui hai."
Girls hostel ki warden se ye sunkar mera rom-rom khushi se jhoom utha aur dil kiya ki abhich us warden ko ek 'Vardan' mangne ke liye kah du
lekin phhir khayal aaya ki wo 'Vardan' to pura hoga nahi to aise bolne ka kya fayda....
Girls hostel ki warden se hume jaise hee hari jhandi mili,humara warden kuchh kahne ke mood me tha , uske aankho ki chal aur face ka reaction dekhkar main samajh gaya ki wo pakka humari burayi Girls hostel ke warden se karega lekin wo kuchh bolta uske pahle hee main bol utha...
"thank you Sir, thank you mam..."
"okay beta, ab aap sab baith jao...taki kisi ko koyi problem na ho..."
"once again ,thank you mam..."(chus le,ban gayi na chodu)
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Jab hume us bus me baithne ki permission mil gayi to hum sab ne apni paseendida seat par apna dera jama liya...main apni pasand ke anusar khidki ki taraf baitha tha aur Rajshri Pandey mere bagal me tha...Arun aur Sulabh dusari seat par baithe the lekin Saurabh akele peechhe wali row me apni taange pasar kar baitha tha. Humari seat three seater thi ,jiske karan ek seat ab bhi khali thi....
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"sir,may i come in..."
Ye aawaz jaise hee mere kano me padi to sabse pahle jo khayal mere man me aaya ,wo ye tha ki"ye kaun chutiya hai,jo bus ke andar aane ke liye permission mang raha hai aur jab maine peechhe mudkar dekha to paya ki 5-6 launde bus ke peechhe wale darwaje ke paas khade hokar bus ke andar aane ke liye humare wardens se permission mang rahe the....jisme humare hostel ka wo kallu,kanghi chor bhi shamil tha....
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"kya hua beta, aap log yaha kyun aaye ho..."mamta bhari aawaz me Girls hostel ki warden ne un ladko se puchha"koyi problem hai kya..."
"mam...wo wali bus puri full hai ,isliye hum log yaha aa gaye..."
"koyi baat nahi,aap log andar aakar baith jayiye...lekin is baat ka khayal rakhna ki yaha ladkiya baithi hui hai..."
Iske baad un sabne bari-bari se warden ko 'thank you' kaha aur andar aa gaye.ise mera bad luck kahe ya phhir kuchh aur...ki kanghi chor mere hee seat par aakar baith gaya matlab ki Rajshri Pandey ke bagal me....ab wo kanghi chor na to mujhe pasand tha aur na hee Rajshri Pandey ko, so hum dono hee use waha se hatane ki tarqeeb dhoondane lage.....
"chal be ,tu khisak yaha se..."Rajshri ka ek pouch muh me dalte hue Pandey ji ne ajeeb si aawaz me kaha...
"chub kar,tera senior hoon main...jyada bolega to hostel ke ladko ko bolkar teri pitayi karwa dunga..."apne chhote se bag ko apni godi me rakhkar wo bola...
"sach "Rajshri Pandey ko seat se satakar us kallu ki taraf maine apna chehra kiya...
"Arman tu shayad meri power ko nahi janta..."
"tu MC bhag yaha se,warna tere gand me danda dalkar 1000 r.p.m. Ki speed se ghumaunga..."
Gusse se tamtamate mere chehre ko dekhkar wo kallu dar gaya aur turant apna bag uthakar peechhe ki seat par ja pahucha.
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jab dono bus ke chhutane ka time hua to humare hostel ka warden ,dusare bus me chala gaya aur bus chal padi...maine apne kano par headphone fansaya aur aankhe band kar li.
Is beech bus me kiske beech kya hua,main nahi janta aur jab kisi ne mera name liya tha to maine apni aankhe kholi aur dekhte hee dang rah gaya ki Sulabh ladkiyo ke beech baitha mujhe aawaz de raha tha.
"is sale ki laundiyo se dosti kab hui aur ye mujhe kyun bula raha hai...pakka koyi ladki mujhpar fida ho gayi hogi aur mujhe propose karne ke liye bula rahi hai "apne baal ko hatho se thik karte hue maine socha
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[The Immortal]

Update-149
"is sale ki laundiyo se dosti kab hui aur ye mujhe kyun bula raha hai...pakka koyi ladki mujhpar fida ho gayi hogi aur mujhe propose karne ke liye bula rahi hai "apne baal ko hatho se thik karte hue maine socha
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Jab main apni jagah par khada hua to aage ki taraf baithi hui ladkiyo ne meri taraf dekha aur tabhi na jaane kaha se mere andar ahankar ki ek lahar daud aayi...
"sorry, mere paas bekar ki baato ke liye time nahi hai..."bolkar main turant baith gaya...
Sulabh mera khas dost tha aur use aisa jawab dene ke baad mujhe khud bhi achchha nahi lag raha tha lekin jab iski shuruat maine kar hee di thi to phhir peechhe hatna mujhe manzoor nahi tha...isliye Sulabh ke dwara ek-do baar aur mere name pukare jane par bhi main apni jagah se ek inch bhi nahi hila....
jis tarah Sulabh mera khas dost tha usi tarah main bhi uska khas dost tha aur mujhe pura yakin tha ki mera aisa behaviour use bhi pasand nahi aaya hoga....mere khayal se usne iski kabhi kalpana tak nahi ki hogi ki main uski baat ko aise talunga kyunki yadi use mere is ravaiye ki jara si bhi bhanak hoti to wo mujhe kabhi nahi bulata....mera ye ravaiya waha bus me maujood jaha sabhi ladkiyo ko pasand nahi aaya tha wahi mere baki ke dosto ki shakal bhi kafi khafa-khafa si thi.
"Arman ,aana yar...ek minute ka kaam hai..."Sulabh ne teesari baar mujhe bulaya ,lekin nateeja pahle ke jaisa hee raha. Main is baar bhi apni jagah se ek inch bhi nahi hila.
"Arman...aana "
"Rajshri ,tu ja aur Sulabh se maloom karke aa ki kya matter hai..."Sulabh ki bujhi hui shakal ko dekhkar maine apne bagal me baithe Rajshri Pandey se kaha.
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Humare Pandey ji to jaise kab se isi mauke ki taalash me the ki kab unhe ladkiyo ke beech me jane ka mauka mile aur jab ye mauka use mere jariye mil raha tha to bhala wo kaise peechhe hatne wala tha. Meri tarah usne bhi apne balo par apni ungaliya phhirayi aur phhir mujhe side karke chalti hui bus ki khidki ke bahar gardan nikalkar apna Rajshri se bhara muh khali kiya...bus speed me chal rahi thi ,isliye Pandey ji dhang se apna kaam nahi kar paye jiski vajah se Gutkhe ka kuchh ansh unke galo aur hontho par apni chhap chhod gaye tha, jise wo apne hath se saaf karte hue bola...
"thank you, Arman bhai...main abhi jakar ,Sulabh bhai se sab kuchh maloom karke aata hoon..."
"teri to..."bolte hue maine uska sar pakda aur khidki par de mara"tujhe pahle hee bola tha na ki ye Gutkha,khaini ka pradarshan mere samne mat kiya kar...ab ja yaha se..."
Apna sar sahlate hue Rajshri Pandey , Sulabh ki taraf badha lekin us bechare ki kismat hee jhand thi. Ek to Sulabh mere waha na jane par pahle se hee gussaya hua tha ,upar se jab Rajshri Pandey ne ,uski problem puchhi to Sulabh uspar phhat pada aur apne daant chabate hue tej lafzo me Pandey ji ko waha se bhaga diya...ab humare Pandey ji kya karte, wo chup chap mayoos hokar wapas laute aur mere bagal me baith gaye....
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iske baad kuchh der tak aur kuchh nahi hua lekin Mere andar ek ufan tha ki aakhir Sulabh mujhe bula kyun raha tha,kahi Esha ne to use ,mujhe bulane ke liye nahi kaha....
"dhat teri ki,maine kitni badi galti kar di , Sulabh yar ! Ek aur baar mujhe bula ,abki baar main udd kar aaunga..."
"ab pachhtaye hot kya, jab chidiya chug gayi khet..."Pandey ji ki bagal me jo seat khali thi ,uspar baithate hue Arun bola.
"tujhe kaise pata chala be
"Arun ko dekhkar maine ashcharya se kaha.
"kya...kaise pata chala ? "
"yahi ki,Sulabh ke bulane par main uske paas us waqt nahi gaya ,lekin mujhe ab uska afsos ho raha hai..."
"beta sixth Sense mera bhi kabhi-kabhi kaam kar jata hai...waise main yaha tera dukh-dard batne nahi aaya hoon,balki tujhe ye batane aaya hoon ki mere 100 wapas kar de,warna warden ko main ye bata dunga ki tune usase jhooth bolkar is bus me baitha hai..."
"chal ja be aur yadi tu use ye batayega bhi to mere sath-sath tujhe bhi yaha se dusari bus me jana padega..."
"mujhe koyi fark nahi padta ,kyunki Divya mere liye kabhi koyi khas ladki nahi thi...main to bas uske bade-bade doodh dabana chahta tha,par lagta hai mere ye Arman ab kabhi pura nahi hone wala..."
"mujhe maloom hai ki tu aisa kuchh bhi nahi karega,jisase meri bejjati ho..."
"mere 100 dega ya nahi..."
"nahi..."
"thik hai phhir..."bolte hue Arun khada hua aur warden ki taraf dekhkar bola"mam, aapko kuchh batana hai..."
"ye le pakad apne 100 ,lekin yaad rakhna ki ye 100 to main tujhse lekar hee rahunga..."dheere se kahte hue maine 100 turant Arun ke hath me pakda diye.....
"haan beta bolo,koyi dikkat hai kya..."Girls hostel ki warden ne hamesha ki tarah ek meethi aawaz me kaha...
"kuchh nahi mam, main to bas ye kahna chahta tha ki aap bahut achchhi hai..."
Jawab me warden muskura di aur Arun ne 100 ka note apne jeb me daal liya.
Arun ko 100 ka note dene ke baad bhi main us 100 ke note ke baare me na sochkar ,Esha ke beech jane ka jo sunahara mauka maine gawa diya tha,uspar dil hee dil me afsos jahir kar raha tha....
"aur udd hawa me, beta tera ye ghamand kisi din tujhe chod kar hee dam lega,ab bhi waqt hai sudhar ja...."maine khud se kaha"kitna shandar avasar mila tha laundiyo ke beech impression jamane ka ,lekin...."
"Arman...."Sulabh ne ek aur baar mera name pukara aur khud ko gali dena band karke main turant apni jagah se khada ho gaya...
"ek minute,idhar aana to..."
"okay, i am coming..."bolte hue main Rajshri ke upar se kuda aur ladkiyo ke taraf jane laga...
"Arman bhai,main bhi chalu kya..."Pandey ji ne apne dil ke armano ko zahir karte hue mujhse puchha...
"tu kya karega be waha jakar,sirf meri bejjati hee karayega...tu ek kaam kar, Rajshri ka ek pouch nikal aur kha ke mast ho ja...main abhi aaya"
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Sulabh ke bulane par main gaya to badi khushi ke sath tha, lekin mere waha pahuchte hee sabhi ladkiyo ke chehre ka rang aise feeka pad gaya,jaise maine un sabki saheliyo ko choda lekin unhe chhua tak nahi . Aur jab main Sulabh ke paas pahucha to jo ladkiya abhi tak Sulabh ki taraf dekhkar bade dhyan se uski baate sun rahi thi,wo ab mujhe ,uske bagal me khada pakar...dusari taraf dekhne lagi thi jisase mere sharir ka aadha khoon jal utha aur maine turant apne wallet se hazar ka note nikal kar Sulabh ko thamate hue bola...
"le be ,ye hazar rupaye rakh aur jab bus aage kahi rukegi to in sabko khana khila dena.."
"matlab ? Main kuchh samjha nahi..."
"in sabki shakal dekh, aisa lag raha hai ki na jaane kitne janam se bhookhi hai..."
Mera aisa kahna tha ki sabhi ladkiya jaha kuchh der pahle apna muh dusari taraf kiye hue baithi thi ,ab wahi ladkiya 440 volt ke bijali ke jhatke khakar meri taraf gusse se dekh rahi thi...sirf dekh rahi thi,bol kuchh nahi rahi thi.
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"tune mujhe yaha kya isiliye bulaya taki main in sabke khane ke liye kuchh paise donate kar saku ya phhir koyi aur baat hai..."un ladkiyo ko ek aur baar 440 volt ka jhatka dete hue maine kaha aur jawab me is baar bhi wo sab item log mujhe sirf dekhti hee rahi...
"tu bhi na yar ,har time mazak karta rahta hai..."ek ladki ki taraf ishara karte hue Sulabh ne kaha"ise to janta hee hoga,ye hai Megha...apni hee classmate hai..."
"teen saal ye humare sath ,humari hee class me padh rahi hai aur tu mujhe yaha iska name bata raha hai..."
"abey nahi , actually jab main in sabse baat kar raha tha to ,ye baat uthi ki is saal best player ka award kise milega...aur usi waqt basketball ke bare me charcha hone lagi..."
"to..."
"to phhir Megha ne achanak hee mujhse ye puchha ki basketball ka no.1 player kaun hai...."
"ab samjha..."main beech me hee bol utha"to tune yaha mujhe sirf ye puchhane ke liye bulaya hai ki ,basketball ka no.1 player kaun hai..."
"yes...yes.."Abki baar Megha ne kaha..
"do google, you will find your answer..."Sulabh ki taraf dekhte hue maine kaha"mana ki ladkiyo ke paas dimag nahi hota,lekin tujhe to main ek hoshiyar ladka samajhta tha..."
"kyaaaaa...humare paas dimag nahi hai..."5-6 ladkiya ek sath mujhpar jhallayi aur un sabko ignore marte hue main apni seat ki taraf badh gaya. Abhi main apni seat ki taraf ja hee raha tha ki Divya ki aawaz mere kano me padi...
"my brother, Gautam is the no. 1 player of the basketball game ! "
Ye sunte hee mera baki bacha-kucha khoon bhi gusse se jal utha aur dil kiya ki abhi jakar Divya ko ek tamacha jad du...lekin maine aisa nahi kiya.
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main shanti se peeche palta aur shanti se Sulabh ke paas gaya...
"maine kaha tha na ki,ladkiyo ke paas dimag nahi hota..."
"to phhir tum hee bata do ki basketball ka best player kaun hai..."ek baar phhir Megha ne apna sawal dohraya...
"pure world me Michael Jordan aur is college me mere barabar koyi player nahi hai..."
"o..hello excuse me..."tamtamate hue Divya khadi hui"is college ka best player mera bhai hai ,tum nahi..."
"ye kaun hai..."Sulabh ki taraf dekhte hue maine puchha...
is samay Divya par mujhe gussa to itna aa raha tha ki bus ka darwaja kholkar use bahar fek du...lekin main phhir bhi shant raha aur Sulabh ki halat is samay 'kato to khoon nahi' wali thi...uski samajh me bilkul bhi nahi aa raha tha ki wo kise shant karaye,mujhe ya Divya ko....
"tum mujhe nahi jante, yaad karo last year me tumne mujhe facebook par friend request bheja tha aur maine tumari friend request do din baad accept ki thi..."
"sorry, wrong number...i haven't any facebook id...."
mere aisa kahne par Divya ko kuchh nahi sujha ki wo mujhe aage kya kahe,isliye gusse se tamtamate apne chehre ko lekar wo chup chap apni jagah par baith gayi. Divya ,Esha ke thik side me baithi thi aur jab Divya apni jagah par baith gayi to Esha ne bahut hee dheeme lafzo me kaha ki main jhooth bol raha hoon....Esha ke ye lafz kisi aur ko to sunayi nahi diye ,lekin lip reading ke karan maine turant samajh gaya ki Esha ne Divya se abhi-abhi kya kaha hai.....
"oye sun ,fb girl..."Divya ki taraf dekhkar main pure shan se bola"apne bagal wali ko bol de ki ,mere bare me use jo kuchh bhi kahna hai wo ,khulkar kahe..."
"tum mano ya na mano Arman, lekin mera bhai hee is college ka best player hai..."
"khwabo ki duniya se bahar aao baby aur sach ko dekho...sab kuchh apne aap samajh aa jayega..."maine kaha...
Waha dusaro ke liye time pass karne ka ek achchha-khasa mahol ban raha tha ki tabhi warden ,jo ki sabse peechhe apne kaan me earphone fasaye hue thi, wo boli"boys and girls...hum ab bas pahuchne wale hai..."
Warden ki baat sunkar sabka dhyan humare is best player ki ladayi se hata aur sab apne-apne bags utarne me lag gaye ki tabhi mujhe wo aawaz sunayi di,jise main pichhale kayi mahino se sunna chahta tha...tabhi mujhse us ladki ne baat ki,jisase main baat karne ke liye tadap raha tha. Uski aawaz sunte hee dil jaise khushi ke mare jhoom utha, bina iski parvah kiye ki wo mujhe bol kya rahi hai....
"yadi aisa hee hai to camp khatm hone ke baad Gautam aur tumhara ek match ho jaye,jisase sabko pata chal jayega ki best kaun hai..."
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[The Immortal]

Update-150
"yadi aisa hee hai to camp khatm hone ke baad Gautam aur tumhara ek match ho jaye,jisase sabko pata chal jayega ki best kaun hai..."
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Esha ne ye lafz kahe hee is tarah the ki ab sabki nazare mujh par tiki thi , waha maujood lagbhag sabhi log pahle jaldi se jaldi bus se neeche utarna chahte the lekin jab Esha ne mere samne ,Gautam ke sath match khelne ka challenge rakha to ,jaise sab ke sab wahi jam gaye...koyi bhi bus se neeche nahi utar raha tha,jabki Girls hostel ki warden kabki neeche utar chuki thi....
Us waqt sabhi mere jawab ke liye had se jyada utsuk the ,sabhi chahte the ki main Esha ka challenge accept karu aur use haan bol du...maine Sulabh ki taraf dekha to wo bhi ishare se mujhe ,Esha ka challenge accept karne ko kah raha tha...lekin sawal yaha ye nahi tha ki dusare kya chahte hai ,balki sawal yaha ye tha ki main ,kya chahta hoon aur main is bakwas se door jana chahta tha.....
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bus se neeche utar chuki warden ne sabhi ko neeche aane ke liye aawaz lagayi to jaise sabko hosh aaya ki bus ruk chuki hai aur unhe neeche utarna hai....
"mere khayal se tum sabko neeche jana chahiye..."maine kaha.
mere aisa kahne se sab samajh gaye the ki maine Gautam ke sath basketball khelne ka challenge reject kar diya tha aur maine jab aage kuchh nahi kaha to ek taraf jaha Divya bahut khush hui wahi dusari taraf mere dost bahut udas hue, unke chehre ka sara rang ek pal me chhu-mantar ho chuka tha....
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"kya hua tumne kuchh jawab nahi diya..."main bus se utar kar aage badh hee raha tha ki Esha ki aawaz ne mere aage badhte hue kadmo ko rok liya . main peechhe palta to Esha boli"sab tumhare jawab ka intezaar kar rahe hai..."
Main pahle se hee ye janta tha ki yadi hum dono me phhir kabhi baat hogi to uski shuruat Esha hee karegi lekin main ye nahi janta tha ki wo shuruat ,mujhe neecha dikhane ke liye hogi....mere dost ,jo is samay mere agal-bagal,aage-peechhe khade the ,wo sab mujhe dheere-dheere galiya dekar bol rahe the ki main Gautam ke sath match khelne ke liye haan kah du..kuchh ne to mere pair par jor se laat bhi mari.
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"teri aawaz mere kano par nahi pad rahi,jo bolna hai chilla kar bol..."maine kaha.
"main ye kah rahi thi ki tumne kuchh kaha nahi "mere paas aate hue Esha boli aur mujhse thodi doori banakar khadi ho gayi...
"Kis bare me.."main bhi uski taraf badhte hue bola...
"oh common,itna bano bhi mat...seedhe-seedhe haan ya na me jawab kyun nahi dete ki tum Gautam ke sath basketball ka match kheloge ya nahi..."
"aur yadi main tumhare boyfriend ke sath khelna pasand na karu tu,darasal baat ye hai ki mujhe uski shakal pasand nahi hai..."
"saaf-saaf bolo ki tum dar gaye mere bhai se...haan"Divya cheekhte-chillate hue Esha ke side me khadi ho gayi....
"pahli baat to ye ki tu chuhiya ki tarah chatar-chatar karna band kar,warna chuhe marne wali dawa khila kar teri jaan le lunga"apna gala phhad kar main bhi chillaya "aur dusari baat ye ki...darte toh hum apne baap se bhi nahi ,naam hai shahenshah..."
Iske baad Divya ki jo jubaan par tala laga ,wo phhir nahi khula aur jab wo chup ho gayi to main bhi apne dosto ke paas jane laga.
"tum shayad dar rahe ho ki kahi us din ki tarah tum phhir na haar jao..."Esha ne phhir kaha.
maa kasam khakar kahta hoon ki yadi wo ladki Esha ke siwa koyi aur hoti to use seedhe maa-bahan ki gali deta, lekin wo Esha thi isliye maine use kuchh nahi kaha kyunki mere andar se ,mere dil se mujhe ijjajat nahi mili ki main Esha ko kuchh bura-bhala kahu....main ek baar phhir se peechhe muda aur Esha ki taraf jakar bade hee shant bhav se bola...
"kabhi-kabhi ek har bahut kuchh sikha deti hai jo sau jeet bhi nahi sikha pati aur mera level thoda uncha hai isliye main gali me chalte har kisi ke sath match nahi khelta...main match usi ke sath khelta hoon,jisase mujhe kuchh seekhne ko mile,chahe main haar hee kyun na jaun...aur ek baat batau tumhare boyfriend ,Gautam ke andar ek bhi aisi kabiliyat mujhe nahi dikhti jo mere kaam aa sake..."apne shirt me fanse goggles ko apni aankho me chadhate hue maine kaha"isliye bhad me jao tum aur tumhara Gautam..."
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"kya solid dialogue mara hai beedu..muhhhaaa..."
"chal sale door hat,gay kahi ka..."Arun ke pet me ek punch marte hue maine kaha"aur tu ye bata ki wo lawda Sulabh kidhar hai..."
"wo dekh aage..."aage ki taraf ishara karte hue Arun bola"apni fantasy ke sath bhai busy hai..."
"kaun Megha..."
"yes, first year ka pyar hai uska bole to left side wala..."
"sach "kahte hue main jaha tha wahi ruk gaya ,kyunki Sulabh kisi par dil se fida hai ye mujhe aaj pata chala raha tha...
"ab kya khoon se likhkar du..."
"phhir mujhe kyun nahi pata chala aaj tak..."
"beta ,kabhi dosto ke liye time nikalega tab na kuchh pata chalega...mujhe to pichhale saal se hee maloom tha,Saurabh ne bataya tha mujhe..."
"tabhi main sochu ki launda bus me ladkiyo se itna khul-mil kaise raha hai...."
"ab chal,warna yaha jungle me peechhe chhut jayenge..."
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Jis jagah hum camp ke liye aaye the wo ek jungali area tha,sath me pahadi bhi...humare dono warden ke sath do log aur the jinhe maine pahli baar dekha tha...shayad wo isi ilake ke the,jinhe humari madad ke liye hire kiya gaya tha. Jis jagah hum log ghumane aaye the waha ek nadi bhi bahti thi,jiske pani ko Govt. Ne bandha hua tha ,jiske jariye us jungle se lage shahar me water ki supply hoti thi,dusare shabdo me kahe to wo River, waha ke aas-paas rahne wale logo ko jeewan dene wali nadi thi.nadi ke aas-paas ka nazara bhi kafi badhiya tha jiski vajah se aksar us jungle se lage shahar ke log waha ghumane aaya karte the, ek tarah se wo couples ke liye lover point bhi tha. Jiska andaza mujhe tab hua jab maine waha kone-kone me kayi ladko ko ladkiyo ke sath baithe hue dekha.
"bahut maza aane wala hai yaha to..."maine dil hee dil me kaha...
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Us nadi ke bahav ko rokne ke liye jo tarika apnaya gaya tha,wo kuchh-kuchh Kisi Dam se milta tha,isliye us ilaake ke log us jagah ko dam bhi kahte the.Dam ke andar jane ke liye ticket lagta tha aur jab hum log Dam ke andar ghuse to mujhe waha kuchh coffee house bhi dikhe, jaha bhari matra me ladke-ladkiyo ka premi joda mauzood tha....
"idhar to sach me bahut maja aane wala hai..."coffe house ke andar jab maine premi jodo ko dekha to maine ek baar phhir khud se kaha....
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yun to waha din bhar me hazar log ghumne aate the jo kuchh ghante bitane ke baad waha se chale jate the, lekin humare college ka group 3 din tak waha rukne wala tha aur aisa karne wale hum log akele nahi the...waha humare college ke aalawa bhi kayi dusare college ke students aaye the jinke camp mujhe dikhayi diye.
"chal be ,dusare college ki ladkiyo ko taad kar aate hai..."apne camp ke andar saman rakhne ke baad maine apne dosto se kaha...
"nahi be, lafda ho jayega..."Sulabh ne kaha.
"tu lawde chup rah aur jake apni item ke sath rah...main to in chutiyo se puchh raha hoon..."
Sulabh ki tarah Arun,Saurabh ,Rajshri Pandey aur mere mining branch ka dost Naveen bhi uljhan me fanse the ki unhe dusare college ki ladkiyo ko chhedna chahiye ya nahi. Shayad unke andar ye dar baith chuka tha ki kahi dusare college ke ladko se koyi panga na ho jaye. Un sabko gahri soch me duba hua dekh main bola...
"kisi mahan vyakti ne kaha hai ki... To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing... "goggle apne aankh me chadate hue maine kaha"ab chalo,dusare college ki ladkiya mera intezaar kar rahi hogi "
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[The Immortal]

Update-151
"kisi mahan vyakti ne kaha hai ki...To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing..."goggle apne aankh me chadate hue maine kaha"ab chalo be,dusare college ki ladkiya mera intezaar kar rahi hogi "
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Pata nahi kyun par jab maine dusare college ki ladkiyo ko chhedne ke liye kaha to ,mere dosto ne apne hath khade kar diye, wo mere sath aane ko taiyar hee nahi the aur unke bina main jana nahi chahta tha...unke bina main isliye nahi jana tha ki mujhe un sabse behad lagaav tha balki isliye taki jab by chance yadi dusare college ke ladko se mera lafda ho to main akela hone ki vajah se kahi pit na jaun...isliye chahe mujhe jo bhi karna pade,unhe apne sath lekar to jana hee tha.
"sab camp se bahar niklo ,bahar warden sabko kuchh instruction dene wale hai..."ek ladka bhagta hua humare camp ke andar ghusa aur warden sabko bahar bula rahe hai,ye bolkar wapas bhag gaya.....
hum log bahar aaye aur us taraf badhne lage,jaha sab ikatthe ho rahe the.
Waha Camp lagane ke liye alag hee suvidha thi aur jo jagah camp lagane ke diya jata tha...wo ek unchi jagah par tha,jaha se dam aur uske aas-paas ka nazara bahut hee sundar dikhta tha.humare college ke camp ke paas hee dusare college ke camp bhi lage the.
"sab aa gaye ya ab bhi koyi bacha hai..."humare warden ne taav dete hue kaha"aaj ab sham ho chuki hai to koyi bhi neeche ghumane nahi jayega."
"baap ka raaj hai kya,jo koyi ghumane nahi jayega..."maine man hee man me kaha....
"main ,humare dono guidance ke sath sabse aage wale camp me rahunga ,jiske baad kuchh ladke phhir beech me ladkiyo ka camp hoga aur aakhiri me phhir ladke rahenge, is that clear..."
"clear sir..."sab ek sath jor se cheekhe.
"sabhi ladkiya apne camp me jayengi aur ladke mere sath yahi rukenge, hume aaj raat ke liye kuchh intezaam vagerah karne hai...."
Ladkiyo ko unke camp me bhej diya gaya, girls hostel ki warden ladkiyo ke hee kisi camp me unke sath thi. Jab sari ladkiya waha se rafa-dafa ho gayi to humare warden ne hum sabko apne paas bulaya...
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"dekho boys, wo samne jo camp dikh rahe hai na, wo ek behad hee bekar college ke hai ,isliye waha ke ladke bhi bade lofar aur bekar hai...tum sab bas is baat ka dhyan rakhna ki unse kisi tarah ka jhagda mol mat lena....samjhe sab."
"yes sir..."
"aur suno, dusare college ki ladkiyo se koyi baat karne nahi jayega, ye mera order hai...kyunki main nahi chahta ki koyi jhamela khada ho.hum log yaha teen din shanti se rahenge aur phhir chale jayenge...is that clear..."
"yes sir..."
"kya paka raha hai yar, "apne agal-bagal khade laundo se maine kaha"mera dil kar raha hai ki sale ke muh pe juta phhek ke maru...."
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Hum sabko duniya bhar ka gyan dene ke baad humare warden ne un do logo se sabka parichay karaya,jo hume in teen dino me yaha ke vatavaran ko samajhne me humari madad karne wale the. Warden ne 10-10 ladko ka group banane ke liye kaha aur bola ki un 20 ladko ko guidance ke sath bahar jakar kuchh saman lana hai....
"sir, main jaunga..."maine apna hath sabse pahle khada karte hue kaha.
"Arman...tum aur tumhari mandali kahi nahi jayegi..tum log seedhe apne camp par jao aur yadi mujhe tum log bahar dikhe to yahi se neeche fek dunga...."
"teri *** ki chut...teri *** ka bhosda, hath laga ke dekh to sale...lund katkar muh me de dunga ,MC,BC."silent mode me maine ye subh vachan apne warden ko kahe aur apne camp ki taraf badh gaya.
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"wo sala,kal ka launda...hume seekha raha hai ki hume kya karna chahiye,uski to main...."camp ke andar aane ke baad maine apna jeans utara aur bag se dusara jeans nikal kar pahante hue bola"uski *** ki chut, tum log fikra mat karo...hum log neeche ghumane jaroor jayenge..."
"wo sab to thik hai ,lekin tu ye kapde kyun badal raha hai..."ek taraf lete-lete Arun ne puchha...
"abey ullu,neeche itni sari rajkumariya hai to apna bhi farz banta hai na ki rajkumar ki tarah dikhe...Saurabh,tu wo perfume nikal apne bag se."
"kidhar ja raha hai..."chaukte hue Arun turant khada ho gaya aur apne daant chabate hue mujhse kaha"bhool gaya kya ,warden ne kya warning di hai..."
"abey darta to main Osama-bin-laden se nahi ,to phhir us warden ki kya aukat...jo mujhe rok le...tum log bas jaldi se taiyar ho jao,baki main sambhal lunga"
"kya sambhal lega be..."Mujhe pakad kar neeche dhakka dete hue Saurabh bola"koyi kahi nahi jane wala aur na hee tu kahi jayega..."
"ab ye mat bol dena ki ,yadi tujhe yaha se bahar jana hai to meri lash par se jana hoga "
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maine sabko bahut manaya neeche jane ke liye lekin sabme warden ka dar is kadar baitha hua tha ki koyi meri baat sunne tak ko taiyar nahi tha, main jise bhi mere sath chalne ko kahta ,wo apne kaan par apne dono hath rakhkar kahta ki"mujhe kuchh sunayi nahi de raha hai..."
"abey kutto,daro mat...main ye sab pahle bhi kar chuka hoon..."
"kab ,kaha...kaise.."
"school me kiya tha ,wo bhi ek baar nahi balki...1 ,2,3,4 aur round figure me lekar bole to total 5 baar..."
"koyi ,kahi nahi jayega...warna main warden ko bol dunga "Saurabh ne brahmstra chalate hue kaha...jiske baad mere baki ke dost aur bhi dar gaye.
main kuchh der tak wahi ullu ki tarah khada hokar un sabko dekhta raha ,kuchh sochta raha aur phhir Arun ke paas jakar bola...
"soch Arun, jab tu apni wo blue color ki shirt aur black colour ki jeans pahankar bahar niklega to sari ladkiya apne kapde phhad legi aur kahenge ki ,WOW...aaj tak unhone tujh jaisa hot launda nahi dekha, soch jara ki tujhe us waqt kitna maja aayega..."
"sach... : "
"aur nahi to kya..."Arun ko chodu banate hue maine kaha"itna hee nahi ,wo tere peechhe-peechhe daudengi aur phhir tujhe leta-leta kar...leta-leta kar..."
"main taiyar hoon...." khayali pulav pakate hue Arun ne mere sath jane ke liye haan kaha to main Saurabh ki taraf badha....
"Saurabh ,soch...jab ekdum filmo ke mafik hot ladkiya...tujhe dekhte hee tere paas aayegi aur seedhe tere lund par apna hath rakhkar ,tera sar apne dono doodh ke beech me ghusa dengi to soch tujhe us waqt kitna maja aayega..."
"bahut maja aayega ,main ek min. Me taiyar hota hoon..."
Iske baad main Rajshri Pandey ki taraf badha...
"Pandey ji, us lamhe ke bare me socho ,jab tumhe ek tumhari type ki Rajshri khane wali ladki milegi...tu bhi Rajshri chaba raha hoga,wo bhi Rajshri chaba rahi hogi...tum dono ek dusare ke karib aaoge aur karib...aur karib...."
"aaaahhhhhhh...aage bolo Arman bhai"
"phhir tum dono ek dusare ko Rajshri ka ek-ek pouch dekar apne pyar ka izhaar karoge aur phhir wo Rajshri chabate hue tere paint ki zib kholegi..."
"aaaahhhh...aage bolo Arman bhai."
"aur phhir tere lund par aur face par Rajshri thook kar bhag jayegi... "
"kya Arman bhai ,KLPD kar diya.
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Arun,Saurabh,Naveen aur Rajshri Pandey to mere sath aane ke liye taiyar ho gaye the,lekin Sulabh ab bhi natak kar raha tha.
"tu chalega humare sath..."
"main nahi jaunga..."
"tujhse puchh thodi hee raha hoon ,main to tujhe bata raha hoon ki tu chalega humare sath "
Jaise-taise karke hum sabne Sulabh ko bhi raji kar liya aur jab sab taiyar ho gaye to maine un sabko waha kuchh der rukne ke liye kaha....
"ab kya hua,jaldi chal...mujhse control nahi ho raha..."
"ruk ja, wo warden ek baar hume dekhne jaroor aayega ki hum camp par maujood hai ya nahi...ek baar wo hume yaha dekh le phhir koyi baat nahi..."
"tab tak to sali raat ho jayegi,phhir ladkiya mera khubsurat chehra kaise dekhegi
"Mayoos hote hue Arun ek taraf baith gaya.
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Jaisa ki mera anuman tha warden humare camp me aaya ,lekin aadhe ghante baad aur jaise hee warden hume dekh kar wapas apne camp me ghusa to hum 6 log ,turant us pahadi se neeche utra kar dam ke kinare par pahuche....us pahadi se neeche utarne me hum sabke paseene chhoot gaye the aur hafne bhi lage the.
"gand phhat gayi be,neeche utarne...ab bas koyi ladki blow job de de to maza aa jaye..."hafte hue Saurabh bola.
Saurabh ke baad bari-bari se sabne apni desire jahir ki, kuchh ne kaha ki use smooch karna hai to kisi ne kaha wo ladki ke chhatiyo ko masalna chahta hai...kisi ne kaha ki wo ladki ko jhadi ke peechhe leta kar thokna chahta hai to kisi ne kaha ki dam me koodkar 'under water romance' karega...par in gadho ko kaun bataye ki aisa aaj to kya,aane wale teen dino me bhi ye nahi kar sakte....
Nadi ke upar ek lamba-chauda pull bana hua tha, jiske dono taraf thodi-thodi door par baithne ke liye lohe ki chairs fit kiye gaye the aur is waqt ,sham ke samay pull par baithne ki jo jagah thi wo housefull thi...matlab ki har ek jagah par premi jodo ne kabja kar rakha tha.
Un sabko baithne ki sabhi jagah par kabja karte dekh mera rom-rom gusse se bhadak utha aur mere dimag me ek khurapati idea aaya....
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waise kisi mahan purush ne kaha hai ki ' dusaro ke sath kabhi bhi aisa vyavahar mat karo,jo tumhe khud khud ke sath pasand na ho...' lekin ye waqt us mahan purush ki boring bato ko manne ka nahi tha isliye maine sabko apne karib bulaya aur bola
"mere pyare bhaiyo aur bhaiyo...chalo thoda mauj-masti karte hai..."
Iske baad maine sabko kya-kya karna hai ye bataya aur jab sabne ispar apni sahmati de di to hum sab ek sath aage badhe .
"ready dosto..."pull par aage badhte-badhte jab hum log ek couple ke paas pahuche to maine apne dosto se kaha"Sulabh tu aage ja aur Saurabh tu apna mobile nikal le..."
Jab humne sab taam-jham kar liye to Sulabh ek premi jode ke samne jakar khada ho gaya, jo aapas me ek-dusare ka hath thame hue shanti se baith kar baat kar rahe the....
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"ye dekho, ye hai humare mahan bharat ke yuva..jo yaha public place me ashleelta faila rahe hai."ekdum serious hote hue Sulabh bola,
Sulabh ke muh se aisi dharmik baate sunkar wo premi jode aise chauke jaise unke maa-baap ne unhe romance karte hue dekh liya ho...unki to puri tarah se band baj chuki thi.
"aise log...aise hee log hai ,jo humari sanskriti ko dhumil karte hai..."uske baad un dono ki taraf dekhkar Sulabh bola"tumhe pata hai hume aazadi kis tarah mili,kitno ka khoon baha...hume aazadi mili iska matlab ye nahi tum log kahi bhi baithkar ,kuchh bhi karoge...salo kuchh to sharam karo..."bolte hue Sulabh jor-jor se hasne laga...jiske baad wo ladka jo apni maal ke sath waha baitha hua tha,wo taav me Sulabh ko marne ke liye khada ho gaya...lekin jab hum sab Sulabh ke peechhe khade ho gaye to wo ladka shant baith gaya....
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"Saurabh ab teri bari..."aage badhte hue maine kaha aur Saurabh ko chhodkar hum sab wahi rook gaye....Aage jakar Saurabh thik ek couple ke samne rook gaya aur unme shamil ladke ka kandha thapthapa kar bola...
"bhai,ek number likhna to..."
"chal nikal yaha se..."wo ladka bola...
"likh lena na yar..."masoom si shakl banate hue Saurabh ne vinti ki to ladki ka dil pighal gaya aur usne apne boyfriend ko ishare se kaha ki wo Saurabh ki baat maan le...
"chal bol..."us ladke ne apna mobile nikal kar kaha
"thanks yar, wo actually maine mere dost heeralal se heeralal ka number manga tha aur is waqt mere paas koyi kagaj ,pen nahi hai to..."
"ab bakega bhi."
"haan chal likh...99"
"99.."
"99..."
"9999..."number likhne ke sath-sath hee wo ladka dheemi aawaz me number repeat bhi kar raha tha.
"phhir 99..."
"999999"
"char baar phhir 9"
"char bar phhir 9,....9999999999"likhne ke baad jab us ladke ne Saurabh ke bataye number par gaur kiya to uska bheja thanka aur wo gusse se khada ho gaya"BC, chodu samajh rakha hai "
"neeche baith bose dk..."ek tamacha uske gaal par jadte hue Saurabh ne kaha aur usi waqt hum sabne waha apni entry mari...jiske baad wo ladka pahle wale ladke ki tarah chup-chap baith gaya aur hum log aage badh gaye ,apne naye shikar ki taalash me....
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"Rajshri ab ja ,teri bari..."
ek baar phhir hum log rook gaye aur jise shikar karna tha,use aage bhej diya...Rajshri aage jakar ek couple ke paas ruk gaya...
"koyi dikkat hai kya..."jis couple ke samne apne Pandey ji khade the, usme se ladke ne aankhe badi karke bhari aawaz me puchha...
Jiske jawab ne Apne Pandey ji ne sabse pahle Rajshri ka pouch fada aur muh me daalkar Rajshri ke dano ko chabate hue bole"yaha Rajshri ka rate kya chal raha hai..."
"oye bhikhari jata hai yaha se ya du do hath..."
"sun be lodu, ladki ke sath hai to jyada uchak mat,warna gutkhe ki peek seedhe tere muh par marunga...sorry bol"
"tu aise nahi manega..."bolte hue wo ladka hua hee tha ki Arun daudkar waha pahucha aur us launde ko ek hath jama diya...
"teri maa ki ...."wo ladka jor se chillaya
"chup chap baith MC.."ek jhapad Rajshri ne taan kar us ladke se kaha..
Wo ladka thoda phhattu kisam ka tha,isliye jab use do thappad pade to usne rona shuru kar diya, jiske baad hum sabne use sorry kaha aur aage badh gaye....
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"ab meri bari..."waha se bahut aage aakar maine kaha.
meri nazar ek aise couple par padi thi jo ki aapas me ekdum se ghule-mile hue the..bole to dono smooching kar rahe the
. Maine ek lambi saans li aur unke paas jakar ladke ke sar ke baal ko pakad kar uska sar jor se kayi round ghuma diya...
"sale tera pata chal hee gaya na, tu hee hai wo...jo meri bahan ke sath ishq farmata hai, BKL..."bolte hue maine ek baar phhir us ladke ke balo ko pakda aur kheechte hue kayi round ghuma diya....
ab tak hum logo ne jitne bhi couples ko pareshan kiya tha ,unme se sabne ne humare sath bahas ki thi...lekin ye ladka kuchh nahi bol raha tha ulta mujhe sorry bol raha tha.ladke ki ye halat dekh kar maine use ek-do mukka aur mara aur laundiya ki taraf dekhkar kaha"bahna tu aaj ghar chal...teri khabar to main achchhe se lunga..."bolte hue main wapas peechhe palta aur apne dosto ki taraf aane laga...
hansi to mujhe is waqt itni aa rahi thi ki apna pet pakad kar hasne ka man kar raha tha, lekin maine khud par control karke rakha hua tha.
Wo ladka jaha dar ke mare shant baitha tha wahi uski item is confusion me thi ki "uska ye bhai kaha se paida ho gaya..."
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"janu, tum thik to ho na..."us ladki ne apne lute-pite boyfriend se kaha"ye mera bhai nahi hai..."
"kya..."duniya bhar ki nafrat liye wo ladka ekdum se khada hua,lekin hum log to waha se kab ke khisak chuke the.
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pull se neeche utar kar hum log ek jagah khade hue aur apna pet pakad kar hasne lage....Rajshri Pandey ki hansi itni bhayankar thi ki usase zameen me khada nahi hua ja raha tha, wo baar -baar haste hue girne lagta...
"kya mara hai un salo ko,sale saat janam tak yaad rakhenge..."
"ab sab chup ho jao...wo dekho dusare college ki ladkiyo ka group aa raha hai..."Rajshri ke pichhwade me ek laat marte hue maine kaha....
"pahle main is par try karunga..."
"nahi pahle main..."
"abey tu to chodu dikhta hai, pahle main..."
"nahi pahle main..."
Un sabki bhinbhinahat se jab main tang aa gaya to maine jor se cheekhkar un sabko pahle shant karaya aur phhir bola"ye makkhiyo ki tarah ,kyun bhinbhina rahe ho be aur ye kya laga rakha hai...pahle main ,pahle main...ye koyi film hai kya jo hero ke dost kisi hot ladki par shuru-shuru me dore dalenge aur phhir thappad khakar wapas aayenge..."bolkar main thodi der ke liye ruka aur apne collar ,shirt aur paint ko thik karne ke baad bola"ye real life hai,isliye direct hero ,apni heroine se flirt karega...Sulabh goggle dena to mera."
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