"bas , ab aur nahi...."hafte hue Varun bola....
Varun ke dost to kabke surrender kar chuke the aur un sabka maar kha ke bura haal bhi tha, un sabki halat dekh kar man me aaya ki chhod doon, lekin tabhi Arun mere pass aaya aur mere kaan me kuch aisa kaha ,jise sunkar main fauran Varun ke pass pahucha....
"chal jaldi kar abhi 100 baar aur upar neeche hona hai...."
"na, ab himmat nahi hai..."Paseene se bhiga hua Varun zameen par let gaya aur lambhi lambhi saanse lene laga....
"ek shart me chhodunga tujhe..."
"hhaaannn...."
"un pancho chudailo ko yaha call karke bula...."
Mera andesha jaankar Varun ne saaf mana kar diya aur usi waqt Arun ne pass pada hua ek mota sa danda uthakar Varun ke sar par nishana lagaya aur jor se dande ko uske sar par na maarkar zameen par de mara....Varun ne socha ki Arun use marne wala hai ,isiliye wo jor se chillata hua bola ki wo taiyar hai un pancho chudailo ko yaha bulane ke liye......
"pani do Varun Sir ko...."Varun jab hafte hue uthkar waha baitha tab maine apne hee class wale ek ladke se kaha aur bheed ki jhund me se kisi ne bola ki Varun ko pani nahi apna moot pila de....khair maine aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya aur Varun ko botal wala pani hee pilaya.....
"Vibha, kaha ho...."Varun ne Vibha ko call kiya aur maine use loudspeaker on karne ka ishara kiya...
"kab se dhoondh rahi hu tujhe....chut me khuzali ho rahi hai...kaha ho tum...."
"gazab...."main dheere se bola aur sabko ishara kiya ki koyi nahi hasega.....
"main, wo ground par hoon...."Varun meri taraf dekhte hue Vibha se bola"yahi aa jao..."
"usi ground par na jaha kuch din pahle humne first year ke ek ladke ki ragging li thi...."
Mobile ka loudspeaker ab bhi on tha aur main sab kuch sun raha tha, "aaja chudail , tu aaja ek baar "maine khud se bola....
"ha, usi ground par main hoon..."
" ,yaha meri chut jali ja rahi hai aur tum waha kya kar rahe ho....tumne to kaha tha ki recess me bike stand par milna, aur jab main waha pahuchi to na to tum waha the aur na hee tumhara koyi dost...."
"tu apni chut me ungali daal aur seedhe ground pahuch...warna bahut buri tarah gand marunga agli baar....samjhi"
"ok , i am coming...Condom hai na is baar, yaad hai last time bahut problem hui thi..."
"sab hai, tu aaja jaldi se..."
"flavour kaun sa hai, i like Strawberry wala condom...."
Varun ne apna sar peetkar call disconnect kar di aur phhir meri taraf dekhne laga, jaane use aisa kyun lagne laga ki main use aur uski mehbooba ko waha se sahi-salamat jaane dunga.... Hum me se sabhi seniors waha se chale gaye aur ground par us waqt first year ke 20-25 ladke maujood the....hum sab alag-alag jagah par chhip gaye the aur Varun ko wapas se push up karne ke liye bol diya tha aur use ye bhi bola tha ki yadi wo is beech kahi ruka to hum sab use pagal kutta samajh kar uspar patthar fekenge....
"Varun..what the fuck ?"apni scooty se utarkar Vibha ,Varun ki taraf bhagi aur usi beech main bahar nikla aur Varun ke pass khade ho gaya....
"sun be jhaklet , yadi tu ek pulse ke liye bhi ruka to sab ke sab milkar marenge tujhe...na hee rukna aur na hee kuch bolna...."main dheere se bola...
Vibha jab Varun aur mere ekdum karib aa gayi to maine apna daya pair uthaya aur push up kar rahe Varun ke upar rakh diya,...,jisse Varun rook gaya.
"aap Physics ke khilaf nahi ja sakte, ab upar uthe ho to neeche to jana padega due to gravity..."Varun ke peeth par paanv se dabav bana kar maine kaha......
Vibha samajh gayi ki kuch gadbad hai, warna...... Usne apne aas-pass dekha to use uske baki dost bhi pade dikhayi diye....
"ye sab tumne kiya kya ?"
"ha, super power hai mere pass, aankhe gusse se neeli ho jati hai aur Mujhe dard nahi hota, bhale hee koyi pure college ki building utha kar mere upar patak de "
"tumhari itani himmat ki tum apne senior par hath uthao,"Vibha ne mujhse kaha aur phhir Varun ki taraf dekh kar boli"common Varun, utho..."
"ye to aaj uth chuka.....ab teri bari hai..."
"doodh daba de Arman, patak kar pel de ise, jhakkas maal hai, chhodna mat...."ye maine andar hee andar socha aur Vibha se bola"tennis ball ka rate kya hai..."
"haaaiiiinnnnn....."
"jyada chaukane ki jaroorat nahi hai, jab zameen par pade is gadhe se tu chut-lund ki baat kar sakti hai to phhir tennis ball ke baare me baat karne me kya harz hai......chal bata tere tennis ball tight hai ya dheele-dhale...."
"ekdum tight...."
"size kya hai..."
"what.... "naak sikodkar Vibha boli,
"main nahi dara, isliye apna ye banawati gussa utar kar fek do...."kahte hue maine Varun ki taraf nazar daudayi....sala zameen par pada hanf raha tha, is waqt uski saanse hee itni tej chal rahi thi ki wo humari aawaz nahi sun sakta tha aur hume dekhne ke liye wo apna sar ghumaye ,itani usme energy nahi bachi thi.......
"size nahi bataya "maine apna sawal dohraya...
"why are you doing this with me...."wo pareshan hokar boli...
"us din isi ground par sandal pahan kar jab mere upar kood rahi thi, tab ye samajh me nahi aaya tha kya tujhe, roj college ke back gate par khade hokar dusaro ko gali dena, canteen me baithe ek bhookhe ladke ke chehre par samosa lagate waqt tere jehan me ye khayal kyun nahi aaya...."
"sorry...."Apni aankho me daya ki bheekh liye Vibha boli, waha aas-pass khade mere sabhi dosto ka hans-hans kar bura haal tha...jab Vibha ne sorry bola to Arun apne chir-parichit andaz me mere pass aaya....
"sorry se kaam nahi chalega, main to gand marunga...."
"awwwww......"
"Arun tu in sabko sambhal, main Vibha darling ko konte me lekar jata hoon...."
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Varun ke dost to kabke surrender kar chuke the aur un sabka maar kha ke bura haal bhi tha, un sabki halat dekh kar man me aaya ki chhod doon, lekin tabhi Arun mere pass aaya aur mere kaan me kuch aisa kaha ,jise sunkar main fauran Varun ke pass pahucha....
"chal jaldi kar abhi 100 baar aur upar neeche hona hai...."
"na, ab himmat nahi hai..."Paseene se bhiga hua Varun zameen par let gaya aur lambhi lambhi saanse lene laga....
"ek shart me chhodunga tujhe..."
"hhaaannn...."
"un pancho chudailo ko yaha call karke bula...."
Mera andesha jaankar Varun ne saaf mana kar diya aur usi waqt Arun ne pass pada hua ek mota sa danda uthakar Varun ke sar par nishana lagaya aur jor se dande ko uske sar par na maarkar zameen par de mara....Varun ne socha ki Arun use marne wala hai ,isiliye wo jor se chillata hua bola ki wo taiyar hai un pancho chudailo ko yaha bulane ke liye......
"pani do Varun Sir ko...."Varun jab hafte hue uthkar waha baitha tab maine apne hee class wale ek ladke se kaha aur bheed ki jhund me se kisi ne bola ki Varun ko pani nahi apna moot pila de....khair maine aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya aur Varun ko botal wala pani hee pilaya.....
"Vibha, kaha ho...."Varun ne Vibha ko call kiya aur maine use loudspeaker on karne ka ishara kiya...
"kab se dhoondh rahi hu tujhe....chut me khuzali ho rahi hai...kaha ho tum...."
"gazab...."main dheere se bola aur sabko ishara kiya ki koyi nahi hasega.....
"main, wo ground par hoon...."Varun meri taraf dekhte hue Vibha se bola"yahi aa jao..."
"usi ground par na jaha kuch din pahle humne first year ke ek ladke ki ragging li thi...."
Mobile ka loudspeaker ab bhi on tha aur main sab kuch sun raha tha, "aaja chudail , tu aaja ek baar "maine khud se bola....
"ha, usi ground par main hoon..."
" ,yaha meri chut jali ja rahi hai aur tum waha kya kar rahe ho....tumne to kaha tha ki recess me bike stand par milna, aur jab main waha pahuchi to na to tum waha the aur na hee tumhara koyi dost...."
"tu apni chut me ungali daal aur seedhe ground pahuch...warna bahut buri tarah gand marunga agli baar....samjhi"
"ok , i am coming...Condom hai na is baar, yaad hai last time bahut problem hui thi..."
"sab hai, tu aaja jaldi se..."
"flavour kaun sa hai, i like Strawberry wala condom...."
Varun ne apna sar peetkar call disconnect kar di aur phhir meri taraf dekhne laga, jaane use aisa kyun lagne laga ki main use aur uski mehbooba ko waha se sahi-salamat jaane dunga.... Hum me se sabhi seniors waha se chale gaye aur ground par us waqt first year ke 20-25 ladke maujood the....hum sab alag-alag jagah par chhip gaye the aur Varun ko wapas se push up karne ke liye bol diya tha aur use ye bhi bola tha ki yadi wo is beech kahi ruka to hum sab use pagal kutta samajh kar uspar patthar fekenge....
"Varun..what the fuck ?"apni scooty se utarkar Vibha ,Varun ki taraf bhagi aur usi beech main bahar nikla aur Varun ke pass khade ho gaya....
"sun be jhaklet , yadi tu ek pulse ke liye bhi ruka to sab ke sab milkar marenge tujhe...na hee rukna aur na hee kuch bolna...."main dheere se bola...
Vibha jab Varun aur mere ekdum karib aa gayi to maine apna daya pair uthaya aur push up kar rahe Varun ke upar rakh diya,...,jisse Varun rook gaya.
"aap Physics ke khilaf nahi ja sakte, ab upar uthe ho to neeche to jana padega due to gravity..."Varun ke peeth par paanv se dabav bana kar maine kaha......
Vibha samajh gayi ki kuch gadbad hai, warna...... Usne apne aas-pass dekha to use uske baki dost bhi pade dikhayi diye....
"ye sab tumne kiya kya ?"
"ha, super power hai mere pass, aankhe gusse se neeli ho jati hai aur Mujhe dard nahi hota, bhale hee koyi pure college ki building utha kar mere upar patak de "
"tumhari itani himmat ki tum apne senior par hath uthao,"Vibha ne mujhse kaha aur phhir Varun ki taraf dekh kar boli"common Varun, utho..."
"ye to aaj uth chuka.....ab teri bari hai..."
"doodh daba de Arman, patak kar pel de ise, jhakkas maal hai, chhodna mat...."ye maine andar hee andar socha aur Vibha se bola"tennis ball ka rate kya hai..."
"haaaiiiinnnnn....."
"jyada chaukane ki jaroorat nahi hai, jab zameen par pade is gadhe se tu chut-lund ki baat kar sakti hai to phhir tennis ball ke baare me baat karne me kya harz hai......chal bata tere tennis ball tight hai ya dheele-dhale...."
"ekdum tight...."
"size kya hai..."
"what.... "naak sikodkar Vibha boli,
"main nahi dara, isliye apna ye banawati gussa utar kar fek do...."kahte hue maine Varun ki taraf nazar daudayi....sala zameen par pada hanf raha tha, is waqt uski saanse hee itni tej chal rahi thi ki wo humari aawaz nahi sun sakta tha aur hume dekhne ke liye wo apna sar ghumaye ,itani usme energy nahi bachi thi.......
"size nahi bataya "maine apna sawal dohraya...
"why are you doing this with me...."wo pareshan hokar boli...
"us din isi ground par sandal pahan kar jab mere upar kood rahi thi, tab ye samajh me nahi aaya tha kya tujhe, roj college ke back gate par khade hokar dusaro ko gali dena, canteen me baithe ek bhookhe ladke ke chehre par samosa lagate waqt tere jehan me ye khayal kyun nahi aaya...."
"sorry...."Apni aankho me daya ki bheekh liye Vibha boli, waha aas-pass khade mere sabhi dosto ka hans-hans kar bura haal tha...jab Vibha ne sorry bola to Arun apne chir-parichit andaz me mere pass aaya....
"sorry se kaam nahi chalega, main to gand marunga...."
"awwwww......"
"Arun tu in sabko sambhal, main Vibha darling ko konte me lekar jata hoon...."
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