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Yeh update mere ko same hi laga bhai jaise update 1 tha waiseUpdate 66
Aaj College mein Fresher Day hai. Main aur mere dost bas tayyar ho rahe hainCollege jaane ke liye. Yun to hum college kabhi time se nahin jaate lekin Fresher Day par sabki ragging karne jaroor waqt se pehle pahuchna hota hai chahe dharti yahan se wahan kyun na ho jaye.
Gharwale bhi mujhe dekhkar hairan ho gaye ki Ravi aaj suraj kahan se ug gaya, Roz 10-11 baje uthne wala tu aaj 7 baje hi uth gaya. To maine kahan mummy aaj ek dost ke saath bahar jaana hai (yun to keh nahin sakta tha ki College jaldi jaana hai class ke liye kyunki use sunke to unke hosh hi ud jaate ). Unhone bhi koyi khaas dhyaan nahin diya aur mera naasta table par laga diya.
Naasta karke maine apne doston ko phone lagaya aur jaldi college pahuchne ke liye kaha aur apni Motorcycle par nikal pada college ke liye. College hamaara 9 baje shuru hota tha aur main 15 minutes pehle wahan pahunch chuka tha. Itne mein maine dekha ki mere dost Jay, Pawan aur Sanju teeno ek saath do motorcycle par aa rahe hain. Bas fir kya tha hum log tayyar ho gaye Freshers ki ragging ke liye.
Ragging to karne pahunch gaye lekin hamein ab bhi apne khaas do doston ka intezaar baaki tha. Khaas isliye kyunki wo dono ladkiyan thi. (Aap samajh hi gaye honge ) Intezaar karte karte 9:15 ho gaye lekin wo nahin aayi. Idhar students bhi aane shuru ho gaye the kuch seniors hamaari tarah ragging karne ke liye aur kuch freshers apni ragging karwane ke liye. Maine kayi baar phone lagaya lekin unka phone nahin lag raha tha.
Mujhe bahut chinta hone lagi to maine Pawan ko bola yaar tu jaa kar dekh to dono kahan reh gayi. Chinta unke naa aane ki nahin thi balki hamaara ragging karne ka jo tareeka hai uske chaupat hone ki thi. To Pawan ne kaha theek hai wo chala jayega lekin use aaj shaam ko Riya ke saath Movie dekhne aur dinner karne ka saara kharcha tujhe uthana hoga. Marta kya na karta mujhe uski baat manni padi.
Lekin haye ri meri kismat mujh par kaise meharbaan ho gayi ki wo mujhe saamne se aati dikhai di. Maine dekha ki Pawan ka chehra unhen khaas kar ke Riya ko dekh kar khilne ki bajay Shaam kharab hone ke ehsas se murjha gaya hai. Mujhe uska chehra dekh kar hasi aa gayi aur maine kaha ki yaar kyun tension le raha hai. Dono aa gayi hai to kya hua Ravi ka waada khali nahin jayega. Pawan meri baat sunke bahut khus ho gaya aur mujhe gale se laga liya.
Wo dono akeli nahin aayi thi unke saath ek aur ladki bhi thi jise main nahin dekh paya tha kyunki unke hamaare paas pahuchne ke dauran mujhe Cold Drinks and Some Snacks lene jaana pada (Kya hai saara kharcha mujhe hi uthana padta hai sabka ) Lekin jab wapas aaya to hairan reh gaya ki unke saath ek behad khubsoorat ladki khadi hai. Mere pair wahi door rook gaye aur use dekhne lage. Pehle to maine socha ki koi fresher hai jise inlogon ne milkar ragging ke liye pakad liya hai lekin jis tarah se wo ladki hamaari doston se baat kar rahi thi usse pata chalta tha ki wo kaafi acchi tarah se ek dusre ko jaanti hain.
To be continued....
Maza aa gaya phele toh shayri ne dil jeet liya phir england se aayi monika ne jo bacha tha sab le liya ab dekho yeh ravi aur diya kya plan banate hai monika ke khilafUpdate 67
Gora doodh jaisa rang, sangmarmar jaisa badan, kanchan, komal kaya, badi badi gehri kaali aankhen jisme doob jaane ko dil chahe, patli hirni jaisi lachakti kamar jisme naam matra ki bhi charbi nahin hai, kamar tak lambe kaale baal, surkh laal honth jaise gulab ki do pankhudiyan ho, kanon par latakti baliyan jo hawa se hil rahi thi aisi lag rahi thi jaise sawan ke mahine mein kunwari kanya jhule par madmast ho jhulti ho, galon par laali jo aurat ke sharmo-haya ka prateek hai, chehre par atamvishwaas, safed rang ke salwar suit mein Ravi ke saamne khadi thi. Ravi ki to palak hi jhapakni band ho gayi thi. Uske roop ke saudarya mein khoya Ravi man hi man yun hi budbudane laga
Kisi ne dil ko is kadar chu liya
Ki hum kisi aur ko chu na sake
Hum to chale the apko dost banane
Magar aap dhadhkan bante chale gaye
Achanak Ravi ne dimaag ko jhatka diya aur sochne laga ki ye use kya ho gaya hai. Wo kyun aisa soch raha hai. Use in sab jhanjhaton mein nahin padhna. Chaar din ki jindagi hai use ladkiyon ke peeche waste nahin karna hai. Bas use ignore kar deta hoon saara maamla hi sulajh jayega. Waise bhi itni gori hai to jaroor foreigner hogi to iska to chance hi nahin. Bas aise hi dil mein khyaal liye Ravi baaki doston ke paas chal pada.
Wahan Pahunch kar usne baaki doston se us ladki ke bare mein poocha. Sanju to ladkiyon ke maamle mein waise hi expert tha to usne pehle se hi sab kuch details pooch lit hi uske bare mein. Ladki ke bolne se pehle hi wo bol pada Ravi ye Monika hai. Kal hi England se aayi hai aur baaki ki padhai hamare college se poori karegi. Iske papa ka London mein bahut bada business par yahan ye apne bhai ke saath rehti hai. Ravi Sanju ki uske bare mein jaankaari sunkar chaunk gaya.
Usne kaha to iska matlab fresher hai. Lekin agar iske papa itne bade businessman hain to ye to kisi bhi bade college mein admission le sakti thi phir hamare college mein admission lene ki koi khaas wajah. Is par Monika ne kaha “Very Good Question. I m impressed. One of my hobby is wild photography and this college is very near to forest. That’s why I take admission here”
Ravi ne ye sunkar kaha “Wow! You are a wild photographer. Its amazing. Hope you didn’t scared by Indian tigers.” Ravi ke itna kehte hi sab jor se hasne lage. Phir Ravi ne kaha England mein padhi badhi ho to Indian values to tumhe pata nahin hongi. Halanki tumne salwar suit pehna hai lekin baatein English mein kar rahi ho. Monika ye sunkar thodi si gussa ho gayi aur Ravi se kaha “England mein rehne ka ye matlab nahin hai ki main Indian values bhool gayi hoon. Badon ka adar, aurat ki sharmo haya, choton ko pyaar ye sab mujhe bachpan se sikhaya gaya hai. Lekin main tumhe kyun ye sab samjha rahi hoon”
Ravi: “Achha agar itna hi pata hai to Gayatri Mantra sunao”
Achanak ek pal ke liye khamoshi cha jaati hai. Ravi aur uske dost Monika par hasne lagte hain. Ravi hanste huye kehta hai baatein badi badi aur kam bilkul nahin. Lekin itne mein uske kanon mein ek madhur si awaaz goonjti hai.
Om Bhur Bhuva Swaha, Tat Savitur Vareniyam
Bhargo Devasya Dhimahi, Dhiyo yonaha Prachodayat
Ek pal ke liye sannata cha jaata hai jo Riya ki taaliyon ki awaaz se tootta hai. Phir sabne milkar us ladki se aur dher saari baatein kari halki fulki ragging ke naam par usse kuch na kuch sunane ko kaha gaya. Ravi ne bhi kayi sawaal daag diye lekin Monika ne Ravi ko ignore karna hi theek samjha. Use Ravi ek bigda hua ladka sa lag raha tha. Kabhi kabhi majak karna bhi bhari pad sakta hai iska andaza agar pehle lag jaye to bewajah ke faltu majak ho hi na.
Iska baad sabne kuch aur bachon ki healthy ragging li aur canteen mein jaakar masti karne lage. Ravi aur Monika dono hi ek doosre ko ignore karne ki koshish kar rahe the lekin Ravi ki aankhen baar baar usi ka chehra dhoondh rahi thi.
Diya ye jaankar ki Ravi us ladki ko dhoondh raha hai jal kar rakh ho jaati hai aur Ravi se kehti hai ki tumhara dhyaan kahan hai. Jab se wo ladki aayi hai tum khoye khoye se ho. Ravi aise ghabra jaata hai jaise uski chori pakdi gayi ho lekin phir sambhal kar kehta hai “Diya tum bhi kaisi baatein kar rahi ho. Tum to jaanti hi ho ki main kabhi ladkiyon ke peeche nahin bhagta. Mujhe isme koi interest nahin hai. Main to ye soch raha tha ki usne sabke saamne gayatri mantra kya gaa diya apne aap ko turram khan samajhne lag gayi hai. Mujhe ignore kar rahi thi. Meri insult ki. Use to main aisa sabak sikhaunga ki jindagi bhar yaad rahegi.
Diya ko laga ki accha mauka hai is Monika ko door bhagane ka kyunki use darr tha kahin Ravi uske husn ke jaal mein fans na jaaye aur wo Ravi ko kho na de. Dono aage ke liye plan banane lage ki kaise use sabak sikhaya jaaye.
Poora din aise hi gujar gaya lekin Ravi ya Diya dono mein se kisi ko kuch na sujha. Agle din subah Ravi ne newspaper lekar padhna shuru kiya (Padhna kya tha sirf ye dekhna tha ki kahan aur kaun si film lagi hai) aur beech beech mein kuch khabron mein sarsari taur par najar bhi dal deta tha. Tabhi uski najar ek khabar par padi aur uski bachen khil gayi.
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Hayee re ravi ka kya haal ho gaya aisa kahe kiya monika ne par maza aa gaya tit for tat padh ke maza aa gayi ab dekho yeh aag aur pani kab tab alag rahate haiUpdate 69
Do din aise hi gujar gaye lekin Monika ko koi raasta najar nahin aaya. Udhar Ravi ko kya tension honi thi, wo mast khushi se life college enjoy kar raha tha. Monika ko ab jhijhak hoti thi uska saamna karne mein ki kahin wo uska majak na banana shuru kar de. Halanki Ravi itna bura nahin tha jitna Monika sochti thi lekin kehte hain na doodh ka jala chach ko bhi foonk foonk kar peeta hai. Isliye Monika ab koi risk lena nahin chahti thi.
Ek din rojana ki tarah Ravi apne ghar se bike par college ke liye akela nikla kyunki Pawan kuch beemar tha. Halanki Ravi ka man nahin tha Pawan ke bagair jaane ka lekin Pawan ne force karke use jaise taise bhej hi diya. Ravi chala jaa raha tha ki raaste mein use ek burkhe wali aunty bike rokne ke liye haath deti huyi dikhi.
Ravi ne pehle socha shayad kisi aur ko ishara kar rahi hogi lekin jab us aunty ne use awaaz dekar rukne ke liye kaha to usne bike rok li. Aunty uske paas aayi aur boli “Beta tum ABC college (Naam jop chahe rakh lo kya fark padta hai ) mein jaa rahe ho na.” “Haan Aunty, kyun aapko kuch kaam tha”
“Beta wo meri beti wahan padhti hai. Uski fees jama karani thi aur aaj last date hai. Wo jaldi jaldi mein ghar par paise bhool gayi hai. Main bahut der se bus ka wait kar rahi hoon lekin koi bus nahin mili. Agar tumhe takleef na ho to kya tum mujhe college tak chod sakte ho”
Ab apna Ravi to hai hi dariyadil. “Haan haan kyun nahin aunty. Main to wahin jaa raha hun. Baith jaiye main apko chod deta hoon.” Aunty uski bike ke peeche usse kuch fasla bana kar ek taraf pair karke baith jaati hain, jaisa ki aamtaur par ladkiyan baiththi hain (Ab apni GF wali style mat samajh lena sab ). Ravi ne bike chalani start kar di lekin raaste mein ek restaurant pada to aunty ne Ravi ko rukne ko kaha. Ravi ke yahan rukne ka karan poochne par aunty ne bataya ki aaj college ke chakkar main bahut late ho gayi hoon. Ab ghar par khana bhi nahin bana paungi. Bus yahan rukti nahin jo main wapsi mein le lun isliye khana yahin se pack karwa rahi hoon.”
Ravi ko kya fark panda tha. Usne dubara bike start kar di. Lekin ye kya aunty jo pehle fasla bana kar baithi huyi thi ab usse ek dum chipak kar baithi huyi thi. Ravi ne socha shayad aunty ko dar lag raha hoga to usne bike dheemi kar di lekin aunty par to jaisa koi asar hi nahin hua. Wo waise hi Ravi se chipak kar baithi rahi. Usne burkha bhi hata diya tha lekin Ravi ki nigaahein to saamne thi to use us aunty ka chehra dikhai nahin de raha tha. Aunty ne chipakne ke saath kuch kuch harkatein bhi shuru kar di.
Kabhi pet par haath firati, kabhi jaangho par, kabhi gardan ko sehlati to kabhi gaalo ki chikoti kaatti. Aakhir Ravi kab tak bardhast karta. Usne aunty ko tok diya aur mana kiya lekin aunty kahan maanne wali thi. Ab to usne chalti bike mein hi ek taraf se dono taraf pair kar liye aur Ravi se ekdum chipak gayi. Ravi ka to bura haal tha. Raaste ke saare log unhen dekh kar hans rahe the. Ravi kya kehta, usne socha college aane wala hai hi. Jaise hi college aayega ye apne raaste main apne raaste.
College pahunchne tak Ravi bahut pareshan ho gaya. Usne socha ki bahar gate par utarunga to aunty fir mere chep ho jayegi ki mujhe fees counter pata nahin wahan chod kar aa. Isse to acha hai ki main pehle se hi unhe wahan chod dun. Ravi ne apni bike ko fees counter ki taraf mod liya.
Fees counter par pahunch kar Ravi ne aunty se kaha “Aunty yahin par fees jama hoti hai. Aap fees jama kar do main chalta hun. Mujhe class ke liye late ho raha hai”. Lekin tabhi uske kaano mein jo awaaz padti hai use sunkar wo chaunk jaata hai.
“Aye haye mere raja. Baja dungi tera baja. Mujhe yahan kyun laya hai. Mere se shaadi karega. Main tayyar hun. Kitna gora hai re tu. Maja aa jayega.Chal aa ja mere paas aise sharma kyun raha hai”
Ravi ne peeche mud kar dekha to taaliyon bajata ek hijda burkhe mein bol raha tha. Ravi ki to halat kharab thi. Sab Ravi ko dekh kar hans rahe the. Sabne Ravi aur us hijde ko bike par chipakte huye dekha tha.
Ravi ki to bolti hi band ho gayi thi. Saara college uspar hans raha tha. Itne mein Sanju aur Jay ko pata chala to wo bhagte bhagte uske paas aaye aur usse sab haal poochne lage. Ravi ne bata diya to wo use dusri taraf le gaye. Lekin Ravi ka mood upset tha usne bike utahi aur ghar par aa gaya. Poore din wo yahi sochta raha ki uske saath ye kya ho gaya. Lekin use kuch bhi nahin soojha. Usne socha kal tak sab bhool jayenge aur koi dikkat nahin aayegi.
Agle din jab Ravi Pawan ke saath college pahuncha to usne dekha ki jaise usne Monika ke posters deewar par chipakwaye hain waise hi uske kal hijde ke saath chipka chipki wale posters saare college mein chipke huye hain. Tabhi unhen saamne se Monika hansti huyi aati dikhai di. Usne Ravi se kaha “Dekh liya mujh se panga lene ka anjaam” aur itna kehkar dikha kar chali gayi.
Ravi ka chehra gusse se laal ho gaya tha lekin wo kuch nahin kar sakta tha. Wo bus ab is beizzati ka badla lene ki soch raha tha.
Isi tarah roj Ravi aur Monika koi na koi bahana dhoondhte rehte the ek doosre ko neecha dikhane ke liye lekin ise saubhagya kahiye ya durbhagya dono ko hi aisa koi mauka nahin mila jisse woe k doosre ko neecha dikha sake. Halanki baaki dost dono ke hi common friends the lekin shukar hai in dono ke ladai jhagde ki wajah se dono ki apne apne doston se abhi tak anban nahin huyi thi. Shayad iska ek karan ye bhi tha ki sab samajh gaye the ki Ravi aur Monika aise hain jaise aag aur paani. Dono ek saath ho hi nahin sakte. Isliye dono ke jhagde ko ignore karna hi unhen behtar lagta tha.
To be continued....