Thriller Humbug The Great

[Gmlove]

Great update yaar..


Wah g kia kia inkashafat kiye imran ne rehman sahab per..

Unhey shayad shaq guzra hai ke imran hi x2 hai...

Aagey ka besabri se intezar hai

 

[Hayaan]

Muhayyā sab hai ab asbāb-e-Holī ...
UTho yaaro bharo Rañgoñ se jholī..!!

Aap sabhi Ko Hayaan ki Taraf Se Holi Ki Dheron Shubhkamnayein....

 

[syed arshad]

Shandaar update..

Shyam Bhai

 

[syed arshad]

Bhai isi trah majedar update dete rahiye....

Reyaan Bhai

 

[syed arshad]

Great update yaar..


Wah g kia kia inkashafat kiye imran ne rehman sahab per..

Unhey shayad shaq guzra hai ke imran hi x2 hai...

Aagey ka besabri se intezar hai

Gm Bhai
Rahman Sahab Bohath Pahle Se Hi Shuba Hai Ke Imran Hi X-2 Ho Sakhta Hai...Uski Rasayi Upar Tak Bade-Bade Officers Tak Asaani Ho Jati Hai Aur Wo Har Maamle Mein Bohath Hi Asaani Se Nikal Jata Hai...Isi Par Rahman Sahab Ko Shuba Hai Bas Wo Tasdeeq Karna Chahte Hai

 

[syed arshad]

Muhayyā sab hai ab asbāb-e-Holī ...
UTho yaaro bharo Rañgoñ se jholī..!!

Aap sabhi Ko Hayaan ki Taraf Se Holi Ki Dheron Shubhkamnayein....

Hayaan Bhai
Same To You

 

[syed arshad]

Khuda Ka Shukr Hai....Ke Tum Ne Khud Ki Tajveez (Prastav) Pesh Kar Di....Jitni Jaldi Mumkeen Ho Sakhe....Dafa Ho Jao....
Varna
Yeh Tumhara Nigro Badmaash Mujhe Kangaal Kar Dega....Khuda Ki Panaah....6 Bottles Yomaah (Pratidin)....Aakhir Tum Uske Akhrajaat (Expenses) Kahan Se Pure Karte Ho....!


Shaitaan Deta Hai....!


Rahman Sahab Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Rahe Gaye....!


Imran Apne Kapdhe Phaadh Raha Tha....!


Yeh Kya Harkath Hai....!


Joseph Kahan So Raha Hai....? Imran Ne Sawaal Ka Jawaab Dene Ke Bajaye Pucha


Garage Mein....!


Bas....Main Chala....!


Compound Mein Andhera Tha....Imran Bedhadak Bahar Aa Gaya....
Kyun Ke
Rahman Sahab Ko Kutton Se Nafrath Thi....Na Hoti To Imran Itni Asaani Se Apni Schemes Mein Kaamyaab Bhi Na Ho Sakhta....Kamre Mein Chor Darwaaze Ki Maujoodgi Bhi Bekaar Sabeet Hoti....Wo Garage Ki Taraf Nikal Gaya....!
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Juliana Fitzwaters Jaag Padhi....Ghaliban Phone Ki Ghanti Der Se Baj Rahi Thi....Usne Jhapat Kar Receiver Uthaya....
Lekin
Dusri Taraf Se Tanveer Ki Awaaz Sun Kar Jhalla Gayi....!


Main Paagal Ho Jaunga....Tanveer Bhi Ghaliban Cheekha Hi Tha....Kya Ab Police Ko Ring Karu....!


Jahannum Mein Jao....Julia Jhalla Kar Receiver Cradle Par Patakne Hi Wali Thi Ke Tanveer Bola....Yeh Imran....


Kya....?


Imran Aadhe Ghante Se Darwaaza Peet Raha Hai....Kapdhe Taar-Taar Hai....
Aur
Joseph Yeh Koshish Kar Raha Hai Ke Samjha-Bujha Kar Use Wapas Le Jaye....!


Oohh....Julia Ki Awaaz Narm Ho Gayi....
Fir
Batao....Main Kya Karu....?


Karo Ya Na Karo....Main Ab Bahar Nikal Kar Maramat Karunga....!


Thahero....Aisi Himaakhat Bhi Na Karna....Julia Jaldi Se Boli....Joseph Tumhe Zinda Nahi Chhodega....!


Ooohhh....Kya Main....


Thahero....Tanveer....Julia Ne Narm Lahje Mein Kaha....Main Aa Rahi Hu....Mere Pahunchne Se Pahle Darwaaza Na Kholna....!


Khair....Aao....Silsila Cut Ho Gaya


20 Minute Baad Julia Ki Gaadi Tanveer Ke Bunglow Ki Compound Mein Daakhil Hui....Headlamps Ki Roshni Baraamde Mein Padhi....Imran Aur Joseph Saaf Nazar Aa Rahe The....!


Imran Baar-Baar Darwaaza Peete Jaa Raha Tha....
Aur
Joseph Barabar Ghighiya Raha Tha....Boss....Khuda Ke Liye Ab Bas Karo....Kahin Is Shareef Aadmi Ka Heart-Fail Na Ho Jaye....!


Abay....Bas Chup Bhi Rahe....Tanveer Andar Se Garja....Mera Heart-Fail Ho Jayega....Huh....!

 

[syed arshad]

Kya Baat Hai....Julia Ki Awaaz Par Dono Chaunk Kar Mudhe


LLL....LLLaa....LLLaadd....Ladki....Imran Pahle To Haklaya....
Fir
Uchal Kar Joseph Ki Gardan Se Jhool Gaya....BBB....BBBaa....BBaachh....Bachao....Pyare Bhai....Khuda Ke Liye Mujhe Is Ladki Se Bachao....!


Boss Hosh Mein Aao....Dekho....Yeh Miss Fitzwaters Hai....!


Sodawater Haraam Hai....Bhagao Ise....Darling Blacky....Baghao....Father....Father....Holy Father....Imran Halaq Phaadhne Laga


Tanveer Bhi Bahar Aa Chuka Tha....Ab Usne Joseph Par Barasna Shuru Kar Diya....Le Jao Ise Yahan Se....
Varna
Dono Ko Paagal-Qaane Bhijwa Dunga....!


Thahero....Khamosh Raho....Meri Suno....Julia Uske Shaane Par Haath Rakh Kar Boli....Behtar Hai Ke Ise Andar Le Chalne Ki Koshish Karo....Joseph Tum Bhi Madad Karo....
Varna
Kisi Pareshaani Mein Mubtela Ho Jaoge....Itni Raat Gaye Is Hungame Ne Police Ko Mutawajah (Attract) Kar Diya To Lene Ke Dene Padh Jayenge....!


Baat Joseph Ki Bhi Samajh Mein Aa Gayi....
Aur
Imran Ko Andar Dhakel Le Gaye....!


Chhodo....Mujhe Chhodo....Imran Zor Se Haath Ghoomata Raha


Badkhat Tamaam Wo Use Ek Aaram Kursi Tak Laa Sakhe....
Aur
Fir....Julia Hi Ki Tajveez (Prastav) Par Use Kursi Se Baandh Diya Gaya....!


Haaaye....Main Samajh Gaya....Imran Ruaansi Awaaz Mein Karaahaa....Ab Yeh Ladki Mujhe Ek Ishiqiya Khat Likhegi....
Aur
Iski Saheli Ise Mashwara Degi Ke Khat Par Paani Ki Do-Chaar Boondein Bhi Tapka Kar Blotting Paper Se Qashk Kar Do Taake Sundar Rahe....
Aur
Bowaqt (Time-To-Time) Zaroorat Kaam Aa Sakhe....Haaaye....Yeh Ladkiyan Kyun Mujhe Is Qadr Ullu Samajhti Hai....Arey Baba....Main Dedh Darjan Bachchon Ka Baap Hu....
Aur
Chauthi (4th) Shaadi Ki Fikr Hai....Haaye....Bachao....Koi Bachao....Police....Police....!

Bakwaas Bandh Karo....Tanveer Ne Use Ghoonsa Dikhaya

Aye Mister....Hosh Mein Raho....Boss Paagal Ho Gaye....
Lekin
Main Bilkul Thik-Thaak Hu....!

Kya Bakta Hai....!

Joseph Aankhein Nikaal Kar Uski Taraf Badha Hi Tha Ke Julia Darmiyaan Mein Aa Gayi....!

 

[syed arshad]

Aaj Captain Fayaz Bazaat Khud Koobdhe Ka Picha Kar Raha Tha....
Fir
Apne Muqaddar Ko Gaaliyan Kyun Na Deta....Teen Ghante Guzar Chuke The Sadkein Naapte....
Lekin
Koobdha Tha Ke Kahin Rukne Ka Naam Hi Na Leta....Khuda Khuda Kar Ke Wo Ek Bar Mein Daakhil Hua....
Aur
Fayaz Ne Fauri Taur Par Sharaabi Banne Ki Koshish Kar Daali....Aisa Maalum Hone Laga Jaise Pahle Bhi Kahin Peeta Raha Ho....
Aur
Raah Chalte Fir Peen Chala Aya Ho....Kayi Mezein Khaali Thi....!


Fayaz Ne Koobdhe Ke Khareeb Wali Mez Hi Chuni....Koobdhe Ki Peet Uski Taraf Thi....!


Waiter Ki Shakl Dekh Kar Fayaz Ne Aankhein Aur Nasheeli Bana Li....
Aur
Jhoomta Hua Bola....Martini Lao....Double....!


Jee Sahab....Waiter Ne Hairaan Andaaz Mein Palkein Jhapkayi


Martini....You Infernal Beast....!


Sahab....Menu Mein Nahi Hai....!


Menu Ke Bachche....Main Masoor Ki Dal Aur Chapatiyan Nahi Maang Raha Hu....!


Manager Sahab Ko Bulau Sahab....!


Martini....Martini....Jahel Kunda Taraash....Sharaab....Martini Sharaab....Kya Tum France Kabhi Nahi Gaye....Haaye....Paris....Main Martini Ke Alawa Aur Kuch Nahi Peeta....Acha....Ek Steak Lao....!


Waiter Ki Jaan Mein Jaan Ayi....
Aur
Steak Lene Daud Gaya....!

 

[syed arshad]

Idhar Ab Koobdhe Ki Mez Bhi Khaali Nahi Thi....Ek Khoobsurat Euroasean Ladki Bhi Thi....
Aur
Rum Ki Bottle Bhi....Rum Ghaliban Khalees Hi Chal Rahi Thi....
Kyun Ke
Aas-Paas Na To Syphon Hi Maujood Tha....
Aur
Na Sode Ki Bottle....Service Itni Chaukas Nahi Thi Ke Fauri Taur Par Khaali Bottles Hata Diye Jate....!


Fayaz Mez Par Kohniyan Tek Kar Aage Jhul Aya....Un Dono Ke Darmiyaan Guftgu Angrezi Mein Ho Rahi Thi....!


Koobdha Kahe Raha Tha....Mujhe Tumhari Maa Se Ishq Hai....!


Bakwaas Mat Karo....Ladki Ke Lahje Mein Jhallahat Thi


Agar Zinda Ho To Mera Ek Paighaam Us Tak Zaroor Pahuncha Dena....!


Main Uth Jaungi....Haa....Ladki Ne Dhamki Di....!


Arey Nahi....Aisa Bhi Nahi....Hum To Tumhari Maa....


Ladki Ne Zor Se Mez Par Haath Maara....
Aur
Koobdha Jumla Pura Na Kar Sakha....Khwaamkhaa Daant Nikaal Diye....
Aur
Zabardasti Hansta Raha...
Fir
Ladki Bhi Use Cheedhane Par Aamada Nazar Aane Lagi....!


Yeh Ghatri Ab Zameen Par Rakh Do....Usne Uske Koobdh Ki Taraf Ishaara Kiya


Huh....Fayaz Ne Uski Awaaz Mein Ghurrahat Mehsoos Ki....Yeh Ghatri Jiss Din Zameen Par Utri....Pahaadh Rueen (Cotton) Ke Golon Ki Tarah Khala (Space) Mein Chakrate Phirenge....!


Aur Tum Kisi Paagal-Qaane Mein Nazar Aaoge....Kyun....? Ladki Uske Chahre Ke Khareeb Ungli Nacha Kar Hansi


Koobdhe Ne Jhallahat Mein Uska Haath Jhatak Diya


Haraami....Ladki Ka Bharpur Haath Uske Gaal Par Padha


Kutiya....Haraamzadi....Koobdhe Ne Uski Khopdhi Par Do Haath Chalaya....
Aur
Wo Is Tarah Piche Hati Ke Kursi Samet Ulat Hi Jana Padha....Bas Fir....Acha Khaasa Hungama Bharpa Ho Gaya....!