Update-18
Pawan- chalo bc jaldi nahi to late ho jaenge
Daksh- kis chhij ke liye
Pawan- bhosdiwalo tumhe kuch yaad rahta hai kya
Arjun- koe mar gaya hai kya?
Pawan- marega to tu bc
Ab uth jao cake lana hai
Daksh- are happy birthday bhai
Mujhe yaad tha
Arjun bhi uth ke Pawan ko galle lagate hue
Are humare baklund ka birthday hum kaise bhul sakte
Pawan- hat bc
Door ho
Arjun- birthday wale din galliya nahi dete
Pawan- tu to bana hi hai galliya dene ke liye
Aur madarchod mera nahi Hritik ka birthday hai
Daksh- ha pata hai baap ka mat sikha
Pawan- ha ha bc tujhe to sab pata rahta hai
Jaldi chalo nahi to bakery band ho jaegi
Daksh- to bc bakchodi tu kar raha hai
Hum to kabse ready hai
Pawan kuch nahi bolta aur room ke bahar aajata hai
Uske piche piche Daksh aur arjun bhi aajate hai
Aur vo teeno chal dete hai market ki taraf jo jada door nahi thi
Arjun- aaj raat ko to gand tod denge uski behanchod
Pawan- ha sale ko mar marke bandar bana dena hai
Arjun- daru?
Daksh- college bhi jana hai mc kal
Pawan- party weekend me kar lenge
Bc class miss nahi kar sakte
Daksh- ha ye sahi rahega
Abhi ye teeno ja hi rahe the ki kuch seniors ne rook liya
Raj- kaha ja rahe ho be
Pawan- bas yahi tak sir
Raj- esse(daksh) se baat karni hai
Daksh- bolo sir
Raj- tere aur simran ke bich kya chal raha hai?
Sidhe point par aate hue
Daksh- kuch bhi nahi chal raha sir
Raj- dekh bete usse door hai
Apne batch ki ladkiyon ki taraf dhayan de
Daksh- lekin Sir aisa kuch nahi hai
Raj- achi baat hai aisa kuch nahi hai to
Agar kuch hua to tera dusra hath tood ke tere hi pichwade me gussa dunga
Arjun- acha?
Aur agar yahi aapki gand ko main Gurgaon bana du to
Hagne ke liye bilkul bhi mahnat nahi karni padegi
Raj- kya bola be
Janta hai na senior hai hum
Pawan- to bc senior ho to kya Sir pe chadoge
Jab esne bola na ki kuch nahi hai to kuch nahi hai
Aur agar hoga to bc kya kar loge
Kabar khod dunga yahi par
Daksh- Sir aapko kuch galat fami hue hai
Humare bich me kuch nahi hai
Hum to Dost tak nahi hai
Raj- Apne dosto ko samjha bahut muh chalne lag gaya hai enke
Arjun- laat bhi bahut chalti hai
Pyaar se baat karoge to respect milegi nahi to kutta bana denge
Pawan- bc sakal hai nahi aur chale simran ko patane
Es baat par seniors ko gussa aagaya aur unme se do ne Arjun aur Pawan ko pakad liya
Daksh- Sir please hume jane dijiye
Aisa kuch nahi hai
Aapko yakin nahi hota to aap Simran maam se puch lo
Arjun- are bc bahut hua sir
Enki abhi gand ka gobar bana dunga main
Daksh- chhup hoja tu
Sir humare bich kuch nahi hai
Aap hume jane dijiye nahi to next call Mahesh Sir ke pass lagega
Mahesh Sir ka naam sunte hi sabki gand faat gae
Raaj- last time chhod raha hu
Agar mujhe kuch pata chala to acha nahi hoga
Daksh- thank you
Aur jaldi se Arjun Aur Pawan ko leke nikal gaya kyuki ye bosdiwale kuch bhi bol sakte the
Thoda aage nikal kar
Pawan- bosdike bahut fattu hai tu to
Hostel me to bahut badi badi baatein chodta hai
Daksh- dekh Bhai mujhe ladae jhagde pasand nahi hai
Vaise bhi 4 saal gujarne hai yaha to kyu bina matlab ke seniors se uljhana
Arjun- sidhe bol na ki gand faat gae thi
Daksh- ha gand faat gae thi happy
Pawan- kabhi humari kisi se ladae ho gae to bhi tu nahi aaega
Daksh- nahi aaunga
Main humesha se en sabse door raha hu
Arjun- chhod esko bc gandfatu hai sala
Aur fir sab chhup chhap chalne lag
Vaha se cake liya uspar devdas likhaya aur shanti se vapas aagaye
Na kisi ne bakchodi ki aur na hi sutte ki dukan par ruke
Vapas aakar bhi apne apne kamre me chale gaye
Daksh in his room
Bc ab enko kaise samjhau ki mujhe nahi karni ladae
Mera maksad kuch aur hai aur yaha sala khud se hi etni ho rahi hai ki Bc dusro se karne ki kya jarurat hai
Vaise bhi pata nahi logo ko ye kab samjh me aaega ki bc ensab se sirf life destroy hoti hai aur kuch nahi
Sale Dost bhi to aise hi mile hai
Daksh apne hi khayalo me khoya hua tha ki uska phone bajane lagta hai
Na to number unknown tha aur na phone karne wala aur na hi poonam thi lekin naam dekhte hi uske chehre par ek bahut khatarnaak wala gussa aa gaya tha
Jo aaj tak sayad hi yaha kisi ne dekha hoga
Lekin kisi tarah vo apna gussa control karta hai aur phone disconnect kar deta hai
Lekin fir se bajane laga aur usne firse kaat diya
Aisa hi kaafi baar hua lekin Daksh ne attend nahi Kiya aur last me gusse me phone ko switch off karke fek diya
Thodi der pehle vo kuch aur soch raha tha aur ab uska pura dimag ek alag hi direction me chala gaya
Daksh- ek din phone main hi karunga aur khub hasunga tumhri halaat par jo maine ki hogi
Jo jo mere sath hua un sabka badla lunga aur vo bhi ek ek karke
Dard dunga fir usse bharne ka intzaar karunga aur jab us Dard se recover kar hi raha hoga tab firse ek naya dard leke aaunga
Ye silsila jab tak chalega jab tak hum dono me se ek mar na jaye
Har ek chhote se chhote aur bade se bade dard ka hissab lunga
Are ha ye sab hua to paiso ke liye tha na to sabse pehle to ussi ko chhinana hai
Aada to vahi khatam ho jaega aur aadhe ko main kar dunga lekin dheere dheere
Daksh se sab soch hi raha tha ki Karan aagaya
Karan- dinner ke liye nahi chalna kya?
Daksh jaise apne khawabo se nikla
Daksh- abhi to 6 hi baje hai
Karan- Bhai saste nashe mat kiya kar
9 baj rahe hai
Matlab bc usse 3 ghante ho gaye the khud se baatein karte karte
Daksh- bc time ka pata hi nahi
Karan- ab jaldi chal
Sab wait kar rahe hai
Daksh- ha chal
Aur ye dono room se nikle aur fir niche baki sab bhi mil gaye
Aur pahuch gaye mess me
Hritik- sala ye mess ka tatti kha kha kar mar jaenge ek din
Pawan- to Bhai mera kha le
Esse to acha hi hai
Hritik- tune taste kiya hai kya bc
Pawan- mera hai to mujhe idea hai
Tu bata khana hai kya
Bilkul free of cost hai
Karan- bosdiwalo khana khate time tak to ye bakwas mat karo
Pawan- tu bhi kha lena bhai
Free hai sabke liye
Karan- hat bc aur karan thodi side hoke bath gaya
Hritik- kya plan hai aajka
Arjun- kuch plan nahi hai
Bas jake so jaenge bc aur class miss nahi karni mujhe
Daksh- same
Bc abse regular college jaenge
Hritik ne ye puchha to ye janene ke liye ki unko yaad hai ya nahi
Fir aage kuch nahi bola aur sab khana kha ke sutta marne chale gaye
Vaha vahi chhoti moti bakchodi hoti rahi aur fir vapas aagaye
Daksh aaj kafi time baad apna laptop kholta hai aur Autocad open kar leta hai
Vo ek chhij me bahut acha tha jisme sayad hi koe usse hara paye aur vo tha designing
Vo Autocad kholta hai aur apni purani banaye design ko edit karne lagta hai
Ye sayad kuch khas tha aur aage chalke uska future bhi decide karega
Vo bahut waqt hai apna kaam karta hai jab tak Arjun uske room me nahi aajata
Arjun- aaja lavde 12 bajane wale hai
Daksh- ha do minute de bas
Arjun- aisa kya kar raha hai tu
Daksh- tujhe kya bhosdike
Tu to gussa tha na
Arjun- main kab tha
Main to bas tujhe jhatu bol raha tha jo sachae hai
Daksh- ha ha thik hai
Arjun- kar kya raha hai tu
Aur Arjun uske laptop dekhne lagta hai
Arjun- madarchhooodddddd
Ye ye to to,,,,,,,,
Daksh- ha vohi hai
Tujhe bahut knowledge hai eski?
Arjun- tune banaya hai ye
Daksh- nahi mere bhoot ne
Arjun- bc kya banaya hai be
Gand faad
Daksh- abhi bahut improvement ki jarurat hai
Arjun- tujhe ye sab bhi aata hai
Mujhe nahi pata tha?
Daksh- tu mere bare me vo ek percent janta hai jo baki dunia ko bhi pata hai
Arjun- ha abhi to Mujhe bhi aisa hi lag raha hai
Daksh- chal
Daksh apna laptop band karke bolta hai
Arjun- tu banega esko?
Daksh- hmm
Arjun- design to thik hai lekin demo?
Daksh- uska bhi kuch karunga Pehle design to complete ho
Arjun- engine main bana dunga
Daksh- konsa maal fuk ke aaya hai?
Arjun- beta physics topper tha main iit ka
Bakchodi mat kar
Vo to yaha aake priorities change ho gaye
Aur vaise bhi maine aise kafi research paper padhe hai
Daksh- acha bc
Mujhe to pata hi nahi hai
Arjun- beta tu mere bare me ek percent hi janta hai jitna baki dunia janti hai
Daksh- bhosdike mera dialog mere upar hi
Arjun- esse kahte hai sachae
Pawan- teri sachae ek second me teri gand se nikal dunga
Bc bhag ke cake leke aa niche se
Arjun- tu nahi la sakta tha
Pawan- marne ke liye dande tera baap layega fir
Arjun- karan kaha hai?
Pawan- raste me
Aa raha hoga bas
Pawan- tu cake la
Main lath lata hu
Daksh tu uska dhayan rakhna kahi sala gayab ho jaye
Daksh- 5 minutes hai
Jaldi jao
Pawan- ha thik hai
Aur fir sab chale jate hai aur Daksh apne room me jake woodland ke shoes pehan ke aajata hai
Do minutes me hi sab aagaye lekin abhi teen minutes thi esliye socha ek ek cigarette mar li jaye
Esliye sab cigarette peene lage
Yaha lagbhag aadha hostel us floor par aa chuka tha jisme Dost aur dosto ke Dost bhi samil the kyuki free me kisi ki gand todne ke liye sab ready hi rahte the
Jaise hi 12 baje Karan Pawan aur Arjun room me gusse
Daksh nahi gaya kyuki uske hath me lag sakti thi
Arjun aur Karan ne Hritik ke hath aur pair pakad rakhe the aur hawa me utha rakha tha aur pawan uski gand me dande mar raha tha
Pawan- bata bc kitne saal ka hogya
Hritik- Bhai main to aaj hi paida hua hu
Pawan- taaadaaaakkkkk
Hritik- ohhh madarchhooodddddd bakas de bhai
Daksh- dekh bhai
Ya to dande se pit ya laat se
Kyuki ek se to peetna hai
Ye dono hi option Hritik ke liye bure the kyuki yaha sare footballer the jo bc kick se gand tood sakte the
Lekin fir kuch soch ke bola
Laat
Arjun- Daksh aaja
Daksh- kitne saal ka hogya bhai?
Pawan- ye agar sahi na bataye to 30 ke hissab se kar lena
Hritik- Bhai 20 bata to raha hu
Daksh- ek kaam karo esko doggy style me lelo
Aur hath aage kar lena
Hritik ko bechare ko doggy style me laya gaya aur piche se padi Daksh ki pehli kick aur vo etni jor ki thi ki Daksh ka sir wall par lagta lagta bc
Daksh- diwar se door kar esko
Kahi bc gand ke sath sir bhi fudva le
Aur uske baad ek ke baad ek bechare par laate padti gaye
Kisi ne bhi ye golden mokka nahi chhoda
Jab uski halaat kharab ho gaye to sabne taras kha ke usse chhod diya aur fir cake laya gaya
Bahut bada sa cake aur uspar devdas alag hi jhalak raha tha
Hritik- bhosdiwalo yaha bhi bakchodi
Mari hue halat me bola
Uske baad cake kata gaya aur sabne galle milke usko wish kiya
Uske baad mostly sab chale gaye the aur sirf enke group ke londe bach gaye
Pawan- ye le Bhai hum sabki taraf se gift
Jo ek jd ki bottle thi
Hritik- khol lo bhai meri bilkul bhi himmat nahi hai
Fir sabne bath ke ek bottle pee aur aakar room me so gaye
Abhi jada bhasad nahi hue kyuki subah college jana tha.....