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Next day physics Lab me Arjun aur kiran ko ek group me daal diya gaya tha jisse baki dosto ko thodi tension hone lagi thi ki Arjun kuch aur chutiyapa na kar de
Arjun kiran ko bilkul ignore karke apna kaam kar raha tha aur kiran sad sa face bana kar bas time pass hi karne ki soch rahi thi
Vo Arjun se kuch bol bhi nahi sakti thi aur na uske sath experiment karna chahti thi
Arjun physics me acha tha to vo jaldi jaldi kar raha tha ki finish karke nikal sake
Lekin jab kismat me hi lund likhe ho to koe kar bhi kya hi sakta tha
Vaisa hi kuch yaha hua
Maam aae aur arjun aur kiran ko daat ke bola ki dono ko mil ke experiment karna hai nahi to dono ko hi zero mil jaega
Esliye Arjun ne thodi side chhod di aur kiran ko bhi jagah di
Uske baad dono bina aapas me bole experiment karne lage aur jaldi hi finish karke nikal bhi gaye
Jab sab kuch shanti se ho gaya to bakiyo ne bhi apna experiment par dhayan dena suru kar diya kyuki abhi tak to vo log un dono ko hi dekh rahe the
Sab ho jane ke baad vapas hostel aagaye aur sath me aagaya weekend lekin uske sath hi final exam ki date sheet bhi
Jisse sabki faati hue thi
Sab thodi bahut bakchodi karke aakar so gaye lekin Daksh ko nind nahi aa rahi thi Esliye vo park ki side me chala gaya aur vahi par usse Priya mil gae
Priya- kya baat hai hero
Aajkal dikhate hi nahi ho
Daksh- dikhne ka fayda kya hai
Tumne dil jo tod diya mera
Priya- mokka to tumhe hi diya tha pehle
Lekin tum the jo apni Dunia se bahar hi nahi aae
Daksh- mujhe Kab diya
Priya- ladkiya sirf hint deti hai
Aur maine us din jab night out mara tha tab hint di thi tumhe
Daksh- nashe me thi tum
Priya- tere se jada stamina rakhti hu main peene me
Us din to bas acting ki thi ki sayad thoda dhayan dede
Daksh- mujhe laga tum nashe me bol rahi ho
Priya- ab esse to hogya na tumhra nuksaan
Daksh- abhi koe chance hai kya?
Priya- ab to maine kisi aur ko pakad liya
Daksh- to main kab bol raha hu ki chhod do usse
Priya- acha matlab cheat karne ko bol raha hai
Daksh- main sirf etna bol raha hu ki agar tumhra man hai to thik otherwise rahne do
Priya- ab kuch nahi ho sakta
Ab to tum bas hila sakte ho
Daksh- etne bhi bure din nahi aae mere
Priya- tu bole to Shweta se karavau kuch
Daksh- relationship nahi chahiye
Priya- main baat kara sakti hu
Uske baad teri gand me guda ho to aage kar lena
Daksh- baat karne ka hi to time nahi hai
Priya- ha ha bc bahut busy hai na tu
Daksh- kisi ki direct dila sakti hai to bata
Ye bc babu sona wala randirona nahi hai hota mere se
Priya- jab tak kisi se baat hi nahi karega to koe kya samne se aake bolegi ki aaja aur faad de meri
Daksh- ha aisi ka hi wait kar raha hu
Nahi to tu to hai hi
Priya- bhul ja mujhe
Maine chance diya tha
Jo tune gava diya
Daksh- ye bata ye(uske boobs ki taraf ishare karke) etne bade kaise hogaye
Priya- malish karvati hu enki
Daksh- hume bhi kabhi mokka do
Priya- bol to rahi hu Shweta se kara deti hu
Daksh- usme vo baat kaha jo tujhme hai
Ha thresome wali bakchodi kare to bata
Priya- no thank you
Acha maine suna tera breakup hogya?
Daksh- tabhi to teri jaisiyo par try maar raha hu
Priya- that's so rude daksh
Main yaha teri help kar rahi hu aur tu mujhe hi aisa bol raha hai
Daksh- ek baar dede yaar
Bahut appealing lagti hai mujhe tu
Priya- abhi to bol raha tha ki meri jaisyo?
Daksh- ha na me bata
Priya- jab breakup hoga tab dekhungi
Daksh- kal hi kara du tera break
Priya- kyuuuu????
Hum dono bahut khush hai
Daksh- mera jada bada hai
Priya- lekin tujhe sirf sarir se matlab hai
Daksh- etna bada hai ki sab kuch bhula dega
Priya- nahi bhulna mujhe
Daksh- marji hai teri
Main to bas tujhe jannat dikhana chahta tha
Priya- vo to ek din dekh hi lungi
Daksh- abhi dekhne me kya jata hai
Priya- Daksh yaar samjha kar main relationship me hu
Daksh- thik hai
Lekin baad me agar mera man nahi Kiya to mat bolna mujhe
Main kisi ka gulam nahi hu ki jab kisi ka man karega vaise hi main react karu
Priya- tu samjh nahi raha hai
main bhi chahti hu
Lekin main usse cheat bhi nahi karna chahti
Daksh- jaisi teri marji main ja raha hu
Daksh vaha se utha aur hostel ki taraf jane laga ki thodi door par usse kiran akeli bathi dikh jati hai jo Daksh ko hi dekh rahi thi
Daksh aur uski ek najar mili
Usse laga sayad Daksh uske pass aaega lekin Daksh usse ignore karke nikal gaya
Vaha se sidhe hostel gaya aur Arjun ke room me pahuch gaya
Arjun soya pada tha to uske hi bed par usko laat marke let gaya
Arjun nind me hi
Bhosdike tujhe meri gand marne ki aadat ho gaye hai kya?
Kahi par bhi nahi tikne deta
Daksh- ab teri gand hai hi etni pyaari to main kya karu
Arjun- thoda door rah
Bc nind aa rahi hai
Daksh apne pair uske pairo par daal ke
Mujhe bhi
Arjun- Daksh pareshan mat kar
Daksh- maal fukega
Arjun- abhi nahi
Raat ko dekhte hai
Daksh- lake par
Arjun- bola to abhi nahi
Bc nind ki gand mat maar
Daksh- chalna shayam ho gae hai
Arjun- aaj Hritik ki party hai raat ko
Abhi soja nahi to raat ko gand mar jaegi
Daksh- mujhe to nahi bataya
Arjun- class me bhi bataya tha sabko
Bc kuch yaad rahe to tujhe
Daksh- aaja girls hostel ki side chalte hai
Arjun- gand marani hai?
Daksh- mohini se teri setting karani hai
Arjun- lund bc
Block kar diya usne mujhe
Daksh- karane ki jimedari meri?
Arjun- kaise karaega
Daksh- ek shirt par
Arjun- ha ha thik hai nahi ladunga kiran se kabhi
Daksh- waw bc bina bole hi samjh gaya
Ab khada ho aur change karle
Arjun- change kya karna hai bc
Daksh- bhosdike ladki ko propose karne ja raha hai
Aise jaega
Arjun- ha
Daksh- hath muh to dho le
Kahi bc dar ke na bhag jaye
Arjun- ha thik
Tu 5 minute wait kar
Aur Arjun washroom me gus gaya
Aur kuch der baad dono nikal gaye girls hostel ki taraf
Arjun- Abe sale
Maaf karna gusse me edar udar nikal jata hu
Lekin last time kismat kharab thi ki vo mil gae
Es baar kya guarantee hai ki vo milegi
Daksh- koe guarantee nahi hai
Arjun- Abe sale...
Daksh- be positive bhosdike
Arjun- vo bhi tere sath rah ke
Lund mera bc
**** Daksh kisi ki aawaz aae
Daksh- bc meri fan following aajkal bhadati hi ja rahi hai
Bina piche mude bola
Arjun- Bhai jis kaam se aaye hai vo karle pehle
**** Daksh firse aawaz aae
Arjun- kon gand mara raha hai
Chhilate hue piche muda aur vaha ruhi khadi thi
Usse dekh ke
Arjun- Maa kasam kya lund kismat hai bc meri
Daksh ne Arjun ko piche kiya aur muskurate hue
Daksh- sorry eske liye
Bolo?
Ruhi- vo Hritik ka birthday hai to kya tum ye gift dedoge usse meri taraf se
Daksh- main?
Thoda confusion me
Ruhi- mujhe pata hai tum kya soch rahe ho
Lekin galti to insaan se hi hoti hai na
Jaise aaj(arjun ki taraf dekh ke) fir se hue
Aur mujhe aisa ladka bilkul nahi chahiye jo ladki ke liye Dost chhod debolDaksh aur Arjun dono ek dusre ko dekhne lage ki ye kya hua bc
Ruhi- friends?
Daksh ki taraf hath karte hue boli
Daksh bhi shocked halaat me hath milata hai
Ruhi- tum thik ho?
Daksh- ha bilkul kyu?
Ruhi- aise hi pucha?
Gift dedoge?
Arjun- nahi
Ruhi- kyu?
Sorry bolna hai kya mujhe bhi
Arjun- sayad lekin usse bhi kaam nahi chalega
Ruhi- to fir kisse chalega
Daksh- gift khud dete hai
Ruhi- main kaise du
College me aaj dikha nahi
Aur ab time bhi hogya hai
Daksh- we can help you with that if...
Ruhi- if??
Daksh- if you will help us
Ruhi- ye kaisi dosti hue jisme help ke badle help ki jaye
Daksh- humari
Ab jaldi se bolo hume bahut kaam hai
Ruhi muskurate hue
Acha thik hai bolo
Daksh- vo tumhri friend hai na jisse tum us din baat kar rahi thi...
Ruhi- bhul jao
Vo nahi paegi
Aur esliye tum yaha gum rahe ho
Daksh- mujhe nahi patani
Vo kya hai na ye usse bahut pyaar karta hai
Kal hi nash kaat raha tha apne hath ki
Arjun- bc ye kya bol raha hai
Daksh- agar vo nahi mili to jee nahi paega
Ab dekho tum humari friend ho to tumhe kya acha lagega ki tumhra ek dost suvar ki maut mare
Ruhi- hahahahhaaha bilkul acha nahi lagega agar mera koe dost suvar ki maut mare to
Lekin agar vo Dost Arjun ho to alag baat hai
Daksh- vohi to ye to suvar ki maut bhi deserve nahi karta
Esliye esse nahi marna chahiye
To please help kardo
Ruhi- jo esse comment kiya Hai uske baad muskil hai
Daksh- bol dena comment maine kiye the
Ruhi- fir vo tumse gussa ho jaegi
Daksh- chalega
Baad me baat kar lenge
Ruhi- okay I will try
Daksh- try nahi karna pakka se karvana hai
Ruhi- OK thik hai thik hai
Daksh- thanks
Chal Arjun apna kaam ho gaya
Ruhi- oye hello aur mera kaam?
Daksh- konsa kaam
Ruhi- jada bano mat
Maine mohini se baat bhi nahi ki hai
Daksh- lekin tumne Dost ko promise kiya hai
Ruhi- maine kab kiya promise?
Daksh- abhi man me
Ruhi- Daksh please
Mujhe hostel me entry nahi milegi
Daksh- acha chal tum bhi kya yaad rakhogi ki kis dilwale se pala pada tha
Fir teeno sath sath chalne lagte hai
Daksh- Arjun Hritik ko call karna
Arjun- suvar logo ko phone nahi karna aata
Jisse sunke Daksh aur ruhi dono hasne lagte hai
Ruhi- are gussa hogaye
I promise main karvaungi tum dono ki
Okay?
Par please nas mat katna
Arjun- bahut kutte Dost mile hai bc
Ruhi- ab unhi se kaam chalana padega
Daksh- tu phone karna
Arjun- aur bolu kya?
Daksh- bolna ki ruhi ko dora pada hai aur vo baar baar tera naam le rahi hai
Ruhi- dakshhhhhh
Daksh- are dekhna bhagta hua aaega
Ruhi- nahi etni jaldi nahi hai mujhe
Daksh- kuch bhi bol de bhai
Aa jaega
Arjun phone nikalta hai aur Hritik ke number dial karne lagta hai
Hritik- hello
Arjun- kaha hai?
Hritik- room pe
Arjun- jaldi hospital aa ja
Hritik- kyu bc marne wala hai kya tu
Arjun- Abe vo ruhi ke dora pada hai aur vo baar baar tera naam le rahi hai
Hritik- kyu bakchodi kar raha hai behanchod
Arjun- gate Par khade hai
Aaja sutta chai peene chalte hai
Hritik- sidha sidha nahi bol sakta gandu
Arjun- ab bol diya na
Hritik- aa raha hu
Aur phone kaat jata hai
Ruhi- you......
Arjun- ye kya baat hue
Ek to help karo upar se gussa bhi saho
Ruhi- bahut kamine ho tum
Daksh- vo to hum hai hi
Arjun- ab hum chalte hai
Tum log kar lena vo babu sona wali baat
Aur public ka dhayan rakhna
Ruhi- tum niklo mujhe sab pata hai
Daksh- kya jamana aagaya hai bhai
Koe nahi tu chal bhai.....
Priya ek side se ready bhi he jo shayad aage jake cheat karne ka reason dhundh le, par uss time daksh maanega iski koi guarantee nahi
Ye kiran dukhi aatma bani fir rahi he aur uss me daksh bhi ignore kar raha he
End me Rahi bhi maan gayi aur Mohini se bhi setting ho rahi he, seems aal iz well
